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Pathfinder General /pfg/

Which is your favorite sphere in Spheres of Might? Favorite class/archetype in SoM?

Unified /pfg/ link repository: http://pastebin.com/hAfKSnWW

Current playtests: https://pastebin.com/quSzkadj

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>>52432266
None because it's a trashfire
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>>52432266
Do you guys think spheres of might would be better with DHB instead of Ssalarn at the reigns.
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>>52432266
Whichever one gets the fewest stupid gimmicks.
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>>52432266
Which are the ones Jolly designed? Barroom or something?
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Reminder that Shardwalkers closes next week.
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Reminder to ERP with your sister
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>>52432385
Reminder that Shardwalkers shot itself in both feet out the gate with pseudogestalt.
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>>52432401
Reminder that it's ok not to apply, there's enough people for a game already. It's also ok to apply, but don't feel pressured to!
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>>52432385
Reminder that the GM for Shardwalker has disappeared off the face of the planet. Shardwalker is likely stillborn.
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>>52432385
>>52432401
I like the pseudo-gestalt but I can't stand playing without feat tax rules, especially not on a level 1 start. I just get so frustrated over it.

Bi-weekly Tuesdays works nicely for me too. I have a character ready for it if I change my mind but my pet peeve eats at me.
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>>52432380

Duelist's Grip is default talent of the Decisive Fist martial tradition. It is unquestionably compatible with unarmed attacks.

The real question is how it interacts with the Dual Wielding sphere.
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>>52432433
but argentum literally runs three other pfg games and is in one other

the man can't "disappear" you dunce
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>>52432455
And has anyone seen him? Hmmm?
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>>52432385

I really don't want to jinx it, but I'm actually very happy with the way Blingmaker has been progressing; if we talk about it we're talking about mechanical builds and lore, and so far we haven't had anyone try to shill their character.
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WHERE IS KSnHFAG
WHERE IS POLITICSFAG
HEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEE~
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>>52432523
What're the schedules on his games? Have any of them missed yet?
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>>52432523
They were literally on /pfg/ IRC channel 2 hours ago.
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>>52432523
Given that he's been on the IRC today?
Yes.
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>>52432523
ur a faget
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>>52432557
Politicsfag?

Shit I'm wondering where Fatefag is.
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Alright /pfg/, who was your favorite app that didn't get in, or got in a bamboozle game? I want to hear of the fallen.
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>>52432593
He's a fatefag, he has probably died of cancer by now.
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>>52432599
I still want to see Falafel greentext, sounds like he could get up to some silly as fuck shit.
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>>52432543
It'll come once the serious meme players get their apps in. By the time the SotRJfags finally get their not!Cas x not!Val joint apps up the thread will be in shambles yet again, I guarantee it.
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>>52432599
No you just want to reply to yourself.
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>>52432621

Silly anon, Fatefags are empowered by cancer.
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What sort of technologies or equipment would you like to see in Starfinder, /pfg/?
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>>52432593
this guy >>52397219, >>52397404
Also KSnH who is probably dead or bamboozling all along >>52323572
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>>52432599
I really liked my molthune app
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>>52432599
That gatordude from RotJR. He woulda shown Onryou a right good time, and wouldn't have gotten forced into marrying Shayliss.
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>>52432672
gmt+8anon probably died to unsafe work conditions in china.
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>>52432599
i really disliked all of my apps
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>>52432661

Orange transparent chainsaws, power armor, railguns, special materials, digital/replicated items, robotic PCs.

I want technology and equipment to be available in such a way that I can make a character completely from 1st party material who's just a brain and spinal column.
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>>52432694
Sir, I'm going to need you to delet this.
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>>52432700
Same brother, same.

The cringe never leaves, even if the mythweaver pages are gone.
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>>52432694
>MUH DIK MUHFUGGA
Please. He'd have banged Shayliss and just sauntered on up to Ven with brass balls and got gutshot.
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>>52432674
Me too. Sometimes I go to my mythweavers sheets and just look at that blank page. Let's hug it out.
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>>52432694

The Gatordude was dumb.
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Any Blingmaker apps looking good yet? Or at least hilariously bad?
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>>52432720
Yes, but he wouldn't have been forced into marriage like that cuck Seht.
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>>52432744
/pol/ get out
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>>52432661
Computer-created immediate education, either through stimuli hacks like on sleeping targets or direct brain modification.

So that everyone gets a universal and large amount of skill points. The Class With No Skills does NOT belong on a space adventure, fullstop.
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>>52432736
shard is where the dank shit is right now boyo.
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>>52432599
>who was your favorite app that didn't get in, or got in a bamboozle game?

I think Aurelian Mopatis was an excellent app ruined by being a deadpan serious character applying to a whimsical, light-hearted romp through Golarion.

>>52432736

I've got a suggestion for how we should handle Blingmaker - I doubt anyone's going to really pay heed to what I say, but let's see if we can't get some magic happening, yeah?

What if we, as a group, did not talk about Blingmaker apps unless it's a Reviewanon giving a looksee on the app. How does that sound? We don't meme, we don't obsess, and the only time we can bring up that name is when it's actually a legitimate topic.
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>>52432736
They seem pretty average across the board. The only one that's really notable to me is the cake crafter, and not because she's some particularly great app but just because she's about to move an age category.
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>>52432767
How about we talk about Brevoy and the River Kingdoms instead of Blingmaker, then?

What are the most interesting things about those regions? And what is in the greatest need of a revision?
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>>52432780
>River Kingdoms
Just how AnCap are the River Kingdoms?
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>>52432631
>not!Cas x not!Val joint apps
delet this
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>You are ambushed by a group of giant crabs, they begin to claw at the weapons bag you're holding
>I try and beat them away with the bag

>Alright, make a roll at a -4 due to using an improvised weapon also take 3 attacks of opportunity as you're within range of three creatures.

>Make an attack roll, but I'm applying an arbitrary penalty to it.

>Make a bullrush attempt, if you succeed they wont move but you can move away freely


Which do you think is best /pfg/?
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>>52432801
THE RIGHT TO THE RIVERS SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
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>>52432780
>What are the most interesting things about those regions?

The most interesting thing about Brevoy, ironically is that it's an utterly traditional medieval fantasy kingdom.

Every country in Golarion has some weird shtick that sets it apart from everyone else, but Brevoy is just... It's Fantasy Poland with a bit of Game of Thrones, but otherwise it's more or less like a real-world kingdom only with magic. You don't have Linnorm battles to determine kingship, it's not a matriarchy (in fact it's the purest patriarchy in Pathfinder), the rulers aren't obsessed with devils. It's just... There.
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>>52432801
RECREATIONAL

EMPOWERED, MAXIMIZED, INTENSIFIED

FIREBALLS
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>>52432801
Not as much as you'd expect (want?). You *could* live that sort of life, but most settlements try to have a modicum of law and order just for the sake of survival.

The bigger cities are usually pretty chaotic, but though the AnCap life could probably be livable, you'd piss off someone powerful pretty soon, and that's going to be more dangerous than anywhere else since they can just send assassins after you.
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>>52432801

THOU SHALT NOT VIOLATE THE NAP OF THE RIVER.
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>>52432836
Acrobatics to move back while tumbling, draw weapon while moving, attack with standard action.

This isn't hard.
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>>52432801
>Just how AnCap are the River Kingdoms?

>>52432870
>The bigger cities are usually pretty chaotic,

Friendly reminder that Pitax is a sleazy Las Vegas.
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>>52432836
Black Tentacles.
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>>52432836
I too saw a king mudcrab once
Horrible creatures.
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>>52432801

Daggermark mints bitcoins.
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>>52432894
>ywn make a Riverfolk Grippli gunslinger
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>>52432846
Okay, that's what makes it different. But what's its schtick? What can you do with a character from there that you can't do anywhere else, besides "he's Polish"?

Do they have an order of Witcher-esque monster slayers? Do they have any places that have decent adventure hooks? Is there anything at all besides "muh noble house"?
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>>52432837
>>52432869
>>52432870
>>52432877
>>52432894
>>52432916
So pretty AnCap.

This place will fucking fall apart.
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>>52432932
>This place will fucking fall apart.

The River Kingdoms is famous for it, anon.

We're talking about a region of Golarion where the average kingdom has a shorter lifespan than a human being.
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>>52432932
DONT JUDGE FUCKING STATIST BREVOY SCUM
IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>52432926
They don't, because Golarion is woefully underdeveloped in certain regions, but towns like sandpoint have every citizen and building accounted for.
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>>52432932
That's the thing--it was never whole to begin with.

Rivers change course all the time, turning livable areas into swamps, or draining flooded areas and making them habitable.

The only places where people gather turn into cities of thieves and brigands, barely held together by the need for survival or a strong arm.
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>>52432694
Well at least someone liked him. Was going to be a scaleheart using the Shifter class to immitate a proper lycan, but Wis penalty so the DM told me to just use a lizardfolk. Kinda changed the characterization some and ended up less interesting.

>>52432720
He was also going to have Swallow Whole a few levels before the ungermaw app. Chomp chomp buddy.
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Alright everybody, I know there were people wanting to see Navaros a bit more fleshed out, so I added a Setting doc to the story info thread for people that want a bit more background on the setting and timescale of when certain large events in the setting occurred.

In addition, in case anyone missed an earlier announcement, the game is a weekly game on Thursdays, 8pm EST.

Catch you on that dusty trail.
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>>52432953
>>52432926
So how do we change it, then? What do we add to make it more than a shitty wanna-be Westeros?
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>>52432926
>But what's its schtick? What can you do with a character from there that you can't do anywhere else, besides "he's Polish"?

Pretty much just the Swordlords, which are essentially the ultimate one-handed swordsmen with an exceptionally shitty PrC.

If you ask me, Brevoy needs more shticks.

>Do they have an order of Witcher-esque monster slayers?

... This makes me want to read about an order of Wizard-Alchemists who own remote castles in Brevoy and submit young orphans to genetic modification and herbal enhancements to breed supersoldiers.

OH SHIT, YOU KNOW WHAT BREVOY COULD HAVE?

Griffins and hippogriffs. Loads of them. Entire herds (prides?) Of them. Brevic knights could tame them and ride into battle as Winged Hussars.
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>>52432932
It's in a perpetual state lel of falling apart and putting itself together. As it should, since competition is encouraged.
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>>52432980
I am an idiot, here's the link

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/72295/wild-weird-west
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>>52432926
>what's its schtick? What can you do with a character from there that you can't do anywhere else

Its history. Brevoy has an interesting and tumultuous history that dates back over 200 years. You can play a character inspired by Brevoy's legends, a character convinced of Brevoy's glory, a character dedicated to become the next chapter in its history.

You can make the history of a character's homeland relevant to any character, but you can only make Brevoy's history really relevant to a character of Brevoy.
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How does item crafting work with DSP psionics? Can psionic classes make actual constructs, and not just astral ones?
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>>52432836
I cast maximized empowered thundering fireball at no extra cost thanks to my Sacred Geometry rolls while my 35 HD Familiar attacks for 35d6+8d10+4d20 damage. +44 on its attack rolls.

If you wanted to play a roleplaying game go play FATE. Pathfinder is about seeing how big of a number you can get and ERP with monster girls.
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>>52433074
STOP CAPITALIZING FATE.
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>>52432985
>What do we add to make it more than a shitty wanna-be Westeros?

Winged Hussars and an emphasis on monstrous mounts, preferably hippogriffs and griffins.

Suggest Brevoy's interest in conquering the River Kingdoms if or once the succession crisis is finished. This is not something that would be a shtick, but it could certainly offer tons of delicious custom campaigns.

Make the Swordlords a bit more mystical - nothing comparable to a Magus mind you, but more like, "my sword is so good it can catch on fire just by atomizing the air." These people should feel a little like the Jedi to a common Rostlander, not just because Swordlords are canonically dedicated to the preservation and upholding of Rostlandic customs and law.

Questing. You know, like Arthurian style questing. Gronzi Forest should be a Questing Wood, filled with baubles and Questing Beasts and ladies of lakes that will grant unto their favored supernatural powers in return for their service.

What I'm saying is we should add a bit of Warhammer Fantasy Bretonnia and Empire into Brevoy. If Brevoy is destined to be the "normal" civilization in Golarion, by GOD are we going to make them badass normals.
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>>52433040
Nearly the same as magic item crafting, and yes.

The only real difference is what items take what crafting type to create (dorje=rod, powerstone=staff, tattoo=scroll, etc.).
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>>52433074
>I blow myself up while my made up build does nothing
not gr8
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>>52433026
True, but that's basically Taldor on a shorter time scale. Brevoy needs something besides swordsmen and dickass nobles.

Something like a unique magical tradition, or some rituals that people perform as a rite of passage or to prove their power.
>Varisian magic uses tarot cards
>Katapeshi magic uses drugs
>Shoanti gotta get tattooed to be men
>Ulfen gotta kill a dragon to be kings

What can we extrapolate from Brevoy? Perhaps some kind of rare promise of an impossible task that could catapult a peasant into nobility?
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>>52433110
Nobility doesn't work that way.
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>>52433110
>What can we extrapolate from Brevoy? Perhaps some kind of rare promise of an impossible task that could catapult a peasant into nobility?

Anon... Anyone can become nobility in Rostland, you just need to be good with a sword. The Swordlords are all noblemen and noblewomen, this is why their last names are changed to Aldori.
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>>52433103
I'd like to point out that Brevoy was originally conquered by a dragon and/or rider. There's precedent for the monstrous mount thing.
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>>52433110
>>52433124
It's not supposed to, no.
But as >>52433103 said, Bretonnia's a good place to steal from. Some kind of legendary quest--maybe killing a red dragon or drinking its blood?--could be a thing that no commoner could actually pull off (especially since red dragons are so rare as to be impossible to find), but that might get someone an opportunity to marry into nobility or get adopted into a noble house.
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>>52433103
>Winged Hussars and an emphasis on monstrous mounts, preferably hippogriffs and griffins.

I know what I'm making for Blingmaker now.
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>>52433095
Hippity hoppity, Rightly spell my intellectual property
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>>52432836
Maximized Empowered Selective Searing Destructive Orb


Fuck, I knew I should have packed some butter.
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>>52433180
A far fucking easier way of becoming nobility is...raising a rebellion and conquering land. Nobles in feudalism are in charge of their own fiefs, interally, and responsible for them. The King of England doesn't really have the ability to stop the Duke of Wessex from attacking the Duke of Essex - but he can stop people from attacking his PERSONAL land, and can stop the King of Scotland attacking the Duke of Lancaster.
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So, do you guys like Monster Hunting and/or Handbooks?
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>>52433110
Didn't that area have an ancient cyclops empire that existed around the same time as Thassilon? I don't see anything about it in the lore pages about Brevoy but I swear I remember reading about it once. Kalloran, or something like that?

Though, are cyclops even interesting in Pathfinder? Paizo doesn't care about ancient empires that aren't Azlant or Thassilon.
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>>52433227
Heard this one was even more worthless than usual.
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>>52433227
spoiler that shit i don't want to puke
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>>52433074
>and ERP with monster girls
thicc quest was fun
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>>52433235
The Cyclops Empire was in the shackles area, before it became an archipelago.
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>>52433247
Well, we're going to find out together, aren't we?

>>52433249
No
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>>52433206
Even Roll20 spells it as FATE. It's not FATE! It's just Fate! Capital F, nothing else! The poor devs are trying so hard to fight against it!
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>>52433235
They're okay. Paizo seems to remember them on occasion, but only when they need to spice up a place nobody cares about (like the ass end of Qadira or the Shackles). Iblydos does a lot with them too.

Really, the cyclopes seem to be more an Iobaria thing than Brevoy...but that's not to say we can't drag them back in, maybe even have a cyclops seer as a guest of the royal court.
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>>52433225
>A far fucking easier way of becoming nobility is...raising a rebellion and conquering land.

Friendly reminder that my boy Billy the Bastard was an Adventurer, and so were all his other Norman friends when they set their sights on the white cliffs of Dover.

That is what an Adventurer is. They're half-mercenary, half-soldier, and hired on by a claimant to help take the land they deserve. Kingmaker is as close to the historical definition of Adventurer as you can get.
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>>52433277
Where is this picture from
pls anon
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>>52433277
You can't fight FATE, anon.
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>>52433260
Why are you posting .jpgs with artifacts?
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Why does /pfg/ seem like it's always about the same club of 10 or so people that all know each other and play together? I'm torn between feeling left out or relieved that I'm not in the clique.
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What's the strongest creature you've ever face/thrown at your players?

Hard Mode: No Tarrasque
Nightmare Mode: It was a custom made monster
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>>52433293
Love So Life. It probably isn't whatever you hope it is.

I pretty much only read shoujo manga and build all my characters off shoujo manga archetypes.
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>>52433301
I want to headpat Zinogre-chan!
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>>52433290
William the Bastard isn't an adventurer, but Rollo was a literal adventurer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rollo
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>>52433325
I guessed it was shoujo.
Are you a cute girl?
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>>52433260
>>52433301
's what I've always done, anon.
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>>52433348
On 4chan, everyone is a cute girl.
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>>52433363
>when you're not sure if this is a guy being sarcastic or a cute girl dodging the question
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>>52433323
A Fighter
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>>52433348
Will you make me feel like one, anon?
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>>52433317
Because it more or less is.
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>>52433317
Because those faggots are the loudest and most active, so it seems like it's just them
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>>52433359
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>>52433363
Even me!?
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>>52433359
I can't remember the last time I've seen a withdraw action.
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>>52433317
Because the same people keep applying to Roll20 games and start to get to know each other either through discussion there or on the /pfg/ Discord. It's shitty for anybody else, but it does help the vetting process for an application if you know what kind of player the person behind it is.
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>>52433380
>>52433323
Our group of 6 once got our asses kicked by a single monk
We managed to convince her to walk away after diehard kicked in but only because it was down to the Oracle vs her
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>>52433384
only if you let me fuck your sister
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>>52433281
Iobaria and Brevoy share a border, so it seems reasonable. Whose to say it wasn't a sprawling empire, anyway? Maybe there's ancient cyclopean ruins in Grozni Forest, at the bottom of one of the lakes, or in the mountains somewhere? Would an archeologist's society dedicated to learning more about these ruins be interesting? I'm thinking something that doesn't have much political clout but at the same time isn't easy to bully around because they've got backing from one of the noble families or something. If we were trying to link this into Blingmaker, they could be convinced that there's something to be found in the Stolen Lands but have previously been unable to set up any expeditions because it's so dangerous. PCs settling the Stolen Lands would give them the opportunity they've been waiting for.
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>>52433404
Even you!

>>52433374
What if I'm a cute girl sarcastically dodging questions?
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>>52433404

No.
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>>52433388
So if this thread is meant to be for and about a specific group of players, it should be labeled as such so outsiders don't come in thinking they'll be able to join the conversation.
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>>52433398
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>>52433398
Spoiler: It's all downhill from this page onward.
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>>52433380
Was it Autism Fighter?
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>mfw the Griffin is strictly superior to the hippogriff
>mfw Drakes suck so much ass they aren't even listed as a monstrous mount

I'm a huge Empire fag and I just want my demigryph, too much to ask?
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>>52433444
Nah, that's what we have the IRC for!
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>>52433445
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>>52433452
>3rd page of actual content
>downhill from here
Oh boy
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>>52433317
Because it's anonymous, so you can't tell when you're looking at five people, ten people, or twenty people. None of them actually know who they're talking to, but because the same conversations pop up time and time again and people always take the same stance, it looks like there's more of a clique than there actually is.

>>52433323
That picture is cheating, it's the Tarrasque's older brother.
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>>52433469
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>>52433472
Just wait until we get to the "fluff" page spread. You'll see what I mean.
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>>52433335
>The byname "Walker" is usually understood to suggest that Rollo was so physically imposing that he could not be carried by a horse and was obliged to travel on foot
He was a big guy
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>>52433466
>be empirefag
>look at the state of golarion's empires
>They're all dead, can't expand, corrupt as shit, or undergoing a "vive la revolucion"
IT'S NOT FAIR
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>>52433490
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>>52433323
>custom made monster
Anon my DM gave the BBEG the ability to retcon damage and decide to take 20 on her rolls.
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>>52433500

Even for you?
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>>52433505
Just wait until there's an industrial revolution, there'll be another round of Empire...before all the colonies start breaking off again.
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>>52433509
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>>52433466

>Hussar page on PFSRD is dead and blank

STOP IT. STOP IT NOW.
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I kinda feel like I wanna try being a DM
But maybe it is too hard and I should not
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>>52433457
Nope, regular old Fighter
Multiclassed with Monk and Duelist
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>>52432523
Yes actually you enormous fucking faggot. He's told the players already that he was going to be absent because he's moving and dealing with all that shit and new internet being installed.
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>>52433103
>shoving WH into anything
Please die in a fire.
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>>52433568
I know the feeling. I have a campaign prepped with /pfg/ in mind but I haven't mentioned it at all here because I have minimum experience and I don't know how to learn except to throw in with people who know way more about their tools than I do.
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>>52433323
A Purple Worm out of nowhere. Against a party of three. Who have just reached level 10.

TPK in 3 rounds, end of campaign, end of game.
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>>52433531
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>>52433657
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>>52433608

What's wrong with Warhammer Fantasy in a fantasy setting?
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>tfw want to app to games
>no idea where to start with backstory

How do you normally start fleshing out a backstory, /pfg/?
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>>52433323
Comparatively speaking, probably medium blood elemental. It wasn't even meant to be a tough fight, I just didn't think I needed to look further than the CR.
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>>52433681
Here's the literal shittiest page in the book. Wonder at all the useless information!
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>>52433531
Why not just give paladins the extra ability to cure petrification on their mercies? Why make it a feat?
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>>52433711
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>>52433657
>oozemaster
wow it's fucking nothing

i wanted to transform into a blob and gain sneak attack immunity, you fucks
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>>52433608
Please remove yourself from the gene pool so that we have less spergs in the world.
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>>52433726
>>52433727
You can actually already do that. I'll post the page in a minute.
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>>52433693
Probably the risk that it's going to attract 40k and suddenly we've got /pol/-lite invading the general.
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>>52433711
>Hunting Plants

wowee.
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>>52433727
Ectoplasmic Mutagen from Haunted Heroes Handbook.
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>>52433735
You mean like people who have to shove their Warhamm crap into literally everything?
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>>52433700
I build my stat block first and then piece my backstory together using my features as puzzle pieces.
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>>52433752
>Things I don't like are /pol/
That's like calling someone a cuck when you disagree with them.
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>>52433750
Anyway, new items here.
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>>52433750
Huh, so they finally have something resembling a Blue Mage.
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>>52433735
I hope you realize that WH40k was once so cancerous that it was literally /mlp/ class and necessitated a new board - /tg/ - to contain that shit so not literally every other thread on /a/, /c/, /d/, /v/, literally didn't matter got derailed by it.
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>>52433798
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>>52433700

Flesh needs a skeleton, figure out how their life progressed and build from there.
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>>52433818
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>>52433752

Warhammer Fantasy attracts a completely different crowd and tone than 40k, it's quite surprising how different the two are.
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>>52433842
Alright, that's all from me for now folks. I'm working on cleaning the Ironfang Invasion PDFs, and after I've removed all identifying information (and probably messing up the PDF) I'll upload it someplace for you guys to tear apart on your own time.
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>>52433774
No, I mean people like you who get angry that someone enjoys something that you don't. He didn't even mention 40k and you literally go tell him to die because you're a sperg.

>>52433802
>I hope you realize that WH40k was once so cancerous that it was literally /mlp/ class and necessitated a new board - /tg/ - to contain that shit so not literally every other thread on /a/, /c/, /d/, /v/, literally didn't matter got derailed by it.

A sad tale and I sympathize with your terrible plight. Except he didn't even mention Warhammer 40k, so what are you outraged about?
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>>52433844
And yet here they are shoving their shit into something that doesn't need it.
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>>52433544
https://sites.google.com/site/pathfinderogc/path-of-war
Backup site is still up.
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>>52433889
Because people who haven't looked at 40k think it's the same as Fantasy, and at the same time, he's randomly pushing it.
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>>52433889
>didn't mention WH40K
>neither did the person you're complaining about
You're not very smart. Or maybe just illiterate.
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Do Brevic dwarves have any kind of unique culture, or is their culture supposed to be just "is a dorf"?
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>>52433705
Oh man, Blood Elementals are nasty.
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>>52433913
>he's randomly pushing it.

He's not "pushing" anything, he's literally trying to integrate it seamlessly into the setting.
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>>52433544
I'm looking at it now and it seems fine.
Maybe try going to it through the search function rather than through a link--most of the links on d20pfsrd seem broken still.
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>>52433956
>integrate 'lel the world is over everyone btfo' into the setting seamlessly
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>>52432455
What other games is he running?
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>>52433940
By context I assume that's what he meant, sweetheart. Try to keep up.
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>>52433987
Age of Smegma is not canon.
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>>52433948

I don't think there's been much elaboration on different dwarf cultures. There was some vague mention of nasty, mean personal oppression in the Iconic Shaman's backstory, if I remember correctly, but other than that, I haven't seen anything notable.
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>>52433987
Except that's not what's happening.
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>>52433892

>Shit that doesn't need it

Anon was asking how we can make Brevoy more interesting, and I suggested going for an Arthurian angle with a heavy dose of monstrous mounted knights. I used Bretonnia and the Empire as examples because they epitomize those two things.
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AAAAAHHHH I WANT TO IMPREGNATE DHB'S CUTE SLEEPY REVERSE TRAP. WHAT DO I DO?
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>>52434051
Apply to Legacy with a role that doesn't undermine his.
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>>52434012

What's the big issue with it? Last time I looked into Fantasy, the End Times were starting, so I don't really know.
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>>52434051
You still have about 6-5 days to make a manly husbando for Legacy of Blood and Flame. There's a distinct lack of setting-appropriate beefcakes, the closest thing they have right now is some athletic younger bucks.
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>In 26 hours Gloriana is going to be getting Cashmered in her Bon-bon
>greentext hype
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>>52434078
I DONT KNOW HOW TO SEDUCE DHB THOUGH. WOULD A BIG HUNKY GUY WITH A XL MEATSTICK DO THE TRICK?
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>>52433948
>Brevic dwarves
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>>52434082
End times were bad, torched the setting, and paved the way for Age of Sigmar, which is pretty well agreed to be awful.

It's really easy to see, that in mind, why people are getting so triggered over the mention of Warhammer. They don't want to get burned again.
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>>52433987

That is literally not what I said.

Brevoy suffers from being a bit boring. I thought about what lore they do have; a rich knightly tradition and lots of Fae, and was reminded of Demigryph Knights and Questing Knights in Warhammer Fantasy.

I'm not suggesting Brevoy is ruled by the Lady of the Lake or is divided into elector-counts, I'm saying they could be really cool with knights actually riding hippogriffs and griffins (coincidentally making the Polish Winged Hussars) and nobility going out to do service with nymphs and dryads.
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I just want to have friends
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>>52433999
Hell's Vengeance, and there were the two not!RWBY academy games he was running, team FFSH and team CARP.
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>>52434082
Age of Smegma literally ended the world and made it into a WH40k clone, there's literally spess muhreens.
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I have to say, one of the more amusing pieces of abuse in Spheres of Might so far is this Boxing talent:

>Launching Uppercut (counter)
>As long as your martial focus is dedicated to the Boxing sphere, whenever you successfully attack with your counter punch, you may spend an immediate action to launch the creature up to 10 ft. into the air. The creature begins to descend on their current turn (creatures that can fly may attempt to do so), provoking an attack of opportunity from you if they pass through a square which you threaten and taking falling damage as normal. You can use this talent on an ally as an immediate action without triggering your readied action, dealing no damage and targeting their touch AC. Doing so allows them to control their descent as though they could glide (until they reach the same elevation at which they started, falling as normal after that) and make an attack action at any point during their descent, and that attack gains the bonuses to attack and damage of your counter punch. For every 4 base attack bonus you possess, you may launch a creature 10 ft. further into the air.

This is a smidge too abusable in that it lets you grant an attack action as an immediate action, even to yourself, which is outrageous by Spheres of Might standards.

You can literally uppercut yourself (dealing no damage) to break your own action economy.
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>>52434109

Duly noted.
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>>52434097
>>52434051
Rule 1 is don't talk about your dick. Rule 2 is don't talk about your dick. Rule 3 is DON'T. TALK. ABOUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICK.

Rule 4 is make a character who's emotionally stable and caring. After that, Rule 5 of finding a physically-appealing picture to base your description off of should be easy.

People keep bitching about no support classes, so maybe try something that isn't a full-on combatant.
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>>52434112
He's also in FotJR. That's a pretty damn heavy load.
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>>52434097
Take scummy advantage of his depression and make a character with a counseling aspect, roleplay your way into his character's pants, his professionalism will prevent him from saying no.
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>>52434132
>reminded me otoymeagari is still on hiatus
why you drag these scars open anon
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>>52434118
could you achieve escape velocity by punching yourself
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>>52432992
Korvosa already has the whole Hipogriff unit thing on lockdown.
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>>52434136
But will that work on DHB.

>>52434151
Do we have any indication to DHB's magical realm?
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>>52434109
I hate these kinds of images
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>>52434182
Tragedy, I think. But that might just be me buying into memes.
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>>52434109
Self deprecation is a shitty way to get them.
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>>52434118

Also, is "glide" an actual game mechanic? If you glide slowly enough, can you continuously uppercut yourself to levitate higher and higher?
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>>52434109
Stop being an incredibly annoying person to be around and maybe you'll get friends.
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>>52434217
I agree thats why i have none
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>>52434231
Yes, it is a mechanic. Yes, you could in fact continually glide forever using this uppercut mechanic.
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who is ready for saturday
the time for ultimate
bazookas
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>>52434092

I doubt she'll even feel it! It's like a wizard's sleeve down there!
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>>52433323
Not strongest, but I almost TPK'd a part with an ambush of rogues with drow poison.

They got the hit on the party and the first two arrows knocked out the Bloodrager and the Druid, who were the party's damage dealers. Even more ridiculous in that the bloodrager could only fail on a nat 1, and they failed both the initial and second save.
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I have a pretty lenient GM, even if he's mostly a 1pp-only kinda guy, so I'm guessing he'd probably let me stack Scaled Fist and Invested Regent on a UMonk since "lol bonus feats" is the only thing stopping it. The question is, would that combo be good enough to justify being Cha-based rather than Wis? It seems like it could be fun, and I wouldn't mind juggling two resource pools. Anyone have any experience with this stuff?
Assume easy (as in "houserule feat") access to dex-to-damage and that Steadfast Personality is houseruled to actually worthwhile.

Kinda related, but I need to expand my selection of monk art.
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>>52434168

Delete this.
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>>52434301
What's then?
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>>52434149
RotRK as well.
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>>52434339
http://pathfinderwiki.com/wiki/Sable_Company
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>>52434343
1st of April
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>>52434332
Base it on a sovereign dragon or an esoteric dragon, and you'd be golden. Those two types would be far more 'lordly' and 'charismatic' than the others.
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I want to play a paladin of nature, how does one achieve that ?
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>>52434395
be a paladin

act naturely

you did it
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>>52434363
>TFW SotJR actually gets TPKd this week
>TFW last week's bamboozle and April 1st combine in the metaconsciousness of the general and nobody believes it
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>>52434395
Druid.
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>>52434395

Bowadin of Erastil? Thematically appropriate and a serious asskicker to boot.
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>>52434395
Play a monk.
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>>52434350

DELET
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>>52433750
>Grisly Ornament
>Tie some dead monster's tentacle around your forehead for a bonus on AC against abberations

This makes no sense, but mechanically I like the feat. If you know you're going to be fighting the same creature type frequently, you can probably get good mileage out of it. Also, unlike most things dealing with creature type, it doesn't require you to select a subtype if you pick humanoid or outsider, so you can make a necklace out of orc teeth and apply its bonus against humans or dwarves, too.

It'll become less useful as you fill your slots with magic items, which I suppose is what Monstrous Crafter is for, but at that point you've spent a lot of feats on this and I have to think it'd be better to just retrain them if you can.
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>>52434276
>Yes, it is a mechanic.
Where is it listed? I can't find one, only things such as the glide spell.
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>>52434456
Never 4get

The Lawful Good that dared
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>>52433469
But... that's not even an animal, Harsk.
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>>52434521

And this surprises you?
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>>52434430
Thanks pham
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>>52433948
>>52434102
Well, there use to be a clan of dwarves in the Golushkin mountains. We don't know a lot about them, except that they had an alliance with House Garess. But more important than that is the fact that House Garess lost all contact with the dwarves one Winter, and now they're gone. Dwarves that were elsewhere (such as the son of the clan's leader, who was at House Garess' home at the time) are still around, but they have no idea what happened to their clan. Most of Brevoy's dwarves are probably from that clan, so that means the majority of dwarves in Brevoy had all their friends and family back home suddenly disappear.

Culturally, that means they've basically lost their heritage, in a more literal sense. I would imagine a lot of them are fiercely dedicated to finding out what happened.
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>>52434468
Universal monster abilities.
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>>52433531

Does Monstrous Disguise actually do anything that was previously impossible?
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>>52434468
IIRC Tengu and wing-clipped Strix get it
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>>52433880
Thank you, sir, for you hard work!
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>>52434474

>Died 4708 AR

This confirms what we all knew, that a new AP happens every year. Rise of the Runelords happened in 4707, which was 2007, Crimson Throne was 4708 aka 2008, etc.
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>>52434573
Yes, you can't emulate a creature not of your type. Monstrous humanoid=/=humanoid.
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Why can't Paizo write endearing NPCs or a good "against the tides of darkness" story. Is there really no way Paizo could create an AP that puts the player's as part of a mercenary company and just list out all the members (or just the important ones) and have them be the main NPCs of the adventure.

Heck they could use it as an opportunity to fix some of the god awful mass combat rules and have the mercenary company be smaller armies participating in and turning the tides of bigger battles.
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>>52434304
tight as a virgin after a transformation!
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>>52434680

Paizo is retarded and tries to stick their smelly subversive fingers into everything.

Excellent example is Wrath of the Righteous, a campaign built around becoming demigods fighting against a demon lord's brutal invasion of Avistan... Yet the NPCs are laughably bad or just plain forgettable.
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>>52433798

What does "monster bait" for humanoids look like? What of constructs?
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>>52434720
Wasn't DHB gonna write an AP?
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>>52434092
Only Gloriana and Cashmere
Session 0s are in pairs
No I don't know what's happening with the leftover member
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>>52434706

>mfw I have no face when Gloriana is corrupted into a docile, well-built Minos girl.
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>>52434720

WotR's first speaking NPC that isnt part of its set piece intro is a mtf tranny looking for their strong feminist half-orc wife.

All that needs to be said about that.
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>>52434650
[citation needed]
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>>52434743

Inb4 bonbon gets a solo raping

Inb4 the boys get cucked and told they're out
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>>52434743

You didn't hear it from me, but Sigmund suggested Lysander and Bonbon pair up, making him the leftover.

Lone hunter or party finding him drinking away his money at the starter town might be happening.
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>>52434680
It can't be done when you suffer the impulse to stick a heavy-handed lesson about your ideology into anything you write.
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>>52434778

Thanks glorianon for all the info you've been feeding us and all the shitposting.

....your writing style is too distinct for us not to know who'd been doing the cashmereposting.
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>>52434760

And then you meet an Elf with his cishet eyes gouged out and a FUCKING WHITE MALE aristocrat who won't stop mansplaining.
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>>52434760
The worst bit is WotR has so much fucking potential for both great good and evil NPCs to use as allies. Shit, there is an entire PrC about dick ass crusaders going after the world wound. Paizo has stated when the crusade is called the man power of a continent pours into Mendev to participate in search of glory, riches, and salvation.

They literally shit all over a great concept.
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>>52434808
>heavy-handed lesson about your ideology
oh wow
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>>52433818

Does the pocket prey ever stop screaming?
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>>52434871
Do they ever ?

:^)
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Hey guys whats up, I had a few questions about wraiths. I am pretty sure what I am doing is legal but I need to make sure. I've been DMing for a group and one of them decided to be retarded and climb into a coffin containing a wraith while over 30 orcs were pursuing him. As a result he died as did most of the orcs since none of them had magic. As a result each of the six wraiths have five spawn under their control (really it should have been more like fifteen apiece since only two of the wraiths were disturbed, but whatever).

So now the PCs are going back and fighting them, and the wraiths are hard-pressed. My questions are:

> (1) can they run away through the floor and hide within the ground? If not they can still get away but I am curious how exactly I should have them flee

> (2) does the negative energy damage heal them? So a group of wraiths could touch and thus heal each other? If this is true, the wraiths could hit and run the party, draining their Con then fleeing to heal up?

I may sound like a dick DM but this group has had basically a cakewalk so far so I want to give them a real challenge. But I also want to play by RAW/RAI at least.
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>>52434459
You know... in Ironfang Invasion, you're supposed to fight a lot of Hobgoblins. You don't think this entire companion is made as a side piece to that, right?
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>>52434680
How about this:
>Premise is that PCs are part of a large warband fighting somethingsomethinggenericenemyforces
>AP actually opens up at the aftermath of a large battle where the warband is shattered and decimated
>PCs come to, separated from any other survivors in one spot together, the opening is about making it back to safety
>Campaign traits all tie PCs to different NPCs
>AP is all about putting the company back together with the PCs at the head and fighting whateverenemywhocaresthey'rejuststatblocks
>AP is arranged similarly to Kingmaker in regards to having a management aspect and a relatively non-linear progression. Every NPC has some side quest related to them and the main plot is relatively sparse but requires milestones completed to reasonably progress, the "company building" mechanics are mostly tied to PC abilities and the NPC recruitment bonuses
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>>52434849

Want to know what happened? They hired Amber Scott to write Book 1 and basically direct the flow of the AP. Amber Scott has gone on record to state she is proud to try and make anything she writes as diverse as possible, and is basically shunned by every major game developer, only finding work by fringe companies that like her smell.

She is the one who wrote that expansion pack for Baldur's Gate and the Enhanced Edition. You know, the one that "fixed" some "problematic" dialogue and behavior by the women.

She's writing Book 1 of Ironfang Invasion.
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>>52434953
I love how the cover of the book has the iconics running as if they're trying to escape the AP.
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>>52434778
Sounds like Siggy has no intention to lewd whatsoever
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>>52434953
JUST kill me now
HOW does this people even get a job in this medium if they hate it so much ?
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>>52434984
DIAMOND DOGS?
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>>52434984

Don't people keep saying his player has a lewdgame history with vult?

Was that a lie? Particularly since sigmundanon said he was embarrassed about applying out of thirst when it came out that vult was planning a nonrape version?
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>>52434984
NUCLEAR
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>>52434984
>>52435002
THE DIAMOND DOGS LIVE
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>>52433509
That picture looks pretty sweet
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>>52434984
>>
Is the IRC still a thing or did they all move to the discord?
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>>52434778
>>52434775
I thought it was Sage who got picked, not Bon-Bon?
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>>52435105
it is still a thing
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>>52434984
How do you guys think Vult would actually take it if 5 session in he realized he accidentally let in a Diamond Dog?
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>>52435136

He'd just kill them and move on.
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>>52433818
Oh man my kobold snare-setter is going to have a field day with that cloak and pocket prey
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>>52435042
Nonlewd isnt happening unless HRb falls apart.
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>>52435136
What's a Diamond Dog?
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>>52435136
Did any Diamond Dogs actually apply other than me
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>>52435176

Who are you?

Did you get in?

I really wanna know who the diamond dogs are
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>>52435176
We were a secret brotherhood. I was there too.
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>>52435170
this
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>>52433750
Harvest part's actually is not bad.
Grisly ornament would be better if it wasn't restricted to the EXACT CREATURE. Monstrous Crafter has the same issue as Grisly ornaments.
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>>52435170
>>52435210
In context of PLD, when the game opened a lot of players assumed it was actually just a dark fantasy game with rape on the side and they wanted to play up the alone in the dark aspect. When it became apparent that it was actually an ERP game with grimdark on the side, anons decided to try and sneak in to undermine Vult and claim the world for justice.

Odds are they failed but hope lives on that Sigmund or one of the girls might secretly have been one.
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>>52435247
>PLD
nani
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>>52434984

Personally, it sounds more like Siggy applied thinking this was a dark game with rape as a consequence of failure, rather than a rape game with a side of darkness.

Knowing the player, he prefers to actually develop the story and character relationships before doing anything.
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>>52435261
Pink Lingerie Disaster.
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>>52435176
DELET this
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>>52435193
I think there were 4 secret diamond dogs.
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>>52435289

Like I can guess one. But not the others.

Did any get in?
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>>52435261
Pretty Lesbian Dragons
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>>52435270
O-oh, I understand . . . everything now.
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>>52435261
Penetrate Large Derriere
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>>52435226
>Grisly ornament would be better if it wasn't restricted to the EXACT CREATURE

It's not, though. It specifically says you can get the bonus against any creature of the same type, and that the bonus increases by one when dealing with the exact type. Monstrous Crafter feels like it should be folded into Grisly Ornament though because otherwise the feat becomes useless as you start filling your item slots with actual magic items.
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>>52434934
seems really cool anon
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>>52433880
Thanks leak anon! Shame nothing good came out of this, save maybe a few spells.
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>>52435261
Prepare Long Dong
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>>52435289
name them
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>>52435302
No, those are in Dragongame.
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>>52435370
And dragons2 judging from what i've heard.
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>>52433818
>Pocket Prey for humans
>Smells like steak and booze
>Screams "I'm soooo wasted if only there was a hunk here~."
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>>52435380

Rory will teach them to love the cock.
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>>52435384
I'M SO WASTED I'M SO WASTED!
>>
>>52435370
>>52435380
noice
>>
>>52434972
>we need to get out of here
>a normal world
>yes, one where I can say I don't want another man's meat up my ass and not get my eyes gouged out
>that sounds nice
>>
>>52435392
My sources say the opposite is true.
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>>52435405

Don't worry, Ironfang Invasion will be different!

It's only about freedom and tolerance loving rustics fighting against a lockstep legion of evil hobgoblins after all!
>>
>>52435453
Don't forget that Molthune is right there. Somehow she'll make Molthune also the bad guys.
>>
>>52435364

Lysander, Bonbon, Gloriana and Sigmund.

Cashmere really is there to get stuffed.
>>
>>52435453
So the Book 4 TWEEST is that the hobgoblins are a bunch of dindu nuffins and it's really an evil Molthuni WHITE MALE who's behind it all.
>>
>>52435407

It worked for voip
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>>52435453
>evil cishet hobgoblins
>>
>>52435347
Dunno. I somewhat like the favored enemy feats. Most have some universal use, or at least enough of one to consider if you keep a particular favored enemy at a high rating.
>>
>>52435482
Don't worry, we've found a solution to such.. Indiscretions.

Collars
>>
>>52435477

Wait did 4 diamond dogs really get in.

Man, did I actually name them all, except for Gloriana? I assumed Maice was number 4
>>
>>52435477
now i know you're bullshitting me
>>
>>52435325
Oh shit, I misread that.

You know, that's not terrible then. I'm impressed paizo.
>>
>>52435478
>tfw the white man takes away your mint tea

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE BURN DOWN EVERYTHING FUCKING FASCISTS.
>>
>>52435475

Silly anon, Molthune is always the bad guys. Don't worry though, Molthune will get effortlessly slaughtered in a graphic way by the Legion to simultaneously make you cheer on the deaths of those fucking white men and show just how evil the Legion is.

The art of the Player's Guide isn't winning me over.
>>
>>52435193
I'll come clean in hopes that someone else does as well because I'm really curious. Vier was a Diamond Dog. I built him sheet first with the intent of having all the tools to minimize corruption and to be prepared for night encounters at all times by sleeping in full plate. I think he may've been way too obvious though.
>>
>>52435521
>>52435536

Gloriana is a dumb ditzy bimbo that just wants to live, love and be at peace.
>>
>>52435505
...Is he really that bad?
>>
>>52435565
He won't be once he's trained properly!
>>
>>52435541

[TRIGGER WARNING]

Barney spies on his naked sister in the bath

[TRIGGER WARNING]
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>>52435567

Anon why

WHY
>>
Is anybody going to do reviews for the rest of LoBaF? We've only got like 4 more days.
>>
>>52435580
Because he is a pupper.
>>
>>52435364
Nice try Vult. I'm not betraying a comrade.
>>
>ERP
why tho
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>>52435592
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>>52435611
>4chan.org/tg/

do you even have to ask
>>
>>52435603
Thanks soldier.
>>
>>52435577

BARBIE GOT LAUGHED OUT OF A WHOREHOUSE

HIS MISOGYNY MUST NOT GO UNPUNISHED
>>
>>52435618
We're gonna make him a good boy anon

We're gonna make him a good boy.
>>
>>52435546
Your app was just fucking creepy
>>
>>52435632
DAMN how will he ever recover from this ?
>>
>>52435632
BTFO
>>
>>52435247
Bonbon i s basically a meme already i can see her refusing to take anything seriously just to undermine vult's edgy rape
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>>52435632
Shots fired!
>>
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>>52435632
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>>52435629
>>
>>52435680
Never.

Its happening anon.
>>
>>52435632

Dude Vier's app was great, learn some taste dude, the guy was hoping you'd take the bait and be into whipping dudes.

>>52435661

BONBON'S GETTING RAPED COMEDY SHOW WHEN
>>
>>52435632
I'm a fucking faggot.
>>
>>52435632
Wait, so he was too grimdark rapey for grimdark rape game?
>>
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How would one run the most MGR pathfinder campaign? How do I RULES OF NATURE for the players?
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>>52435688
>>
>>52435713

I'm so glad others are using this image I posted a while back so frequently
>>
>a fucking triple app in shardwalkers

But why?
>>
>>52435738

Memes, according to one of them.

Possibly also recycled characters from dragons2 that they weren't able to apply with in time
>>
>>52435703
Just run an evil campaign. Your players will do the rest.
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>>52435738
That's just attention whoring now.

This hole of a general needs to be gassed.
>>
Rolled 9, 10, 9 = 28 (3d12)

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>>52434934
I'm gonna steal this fammalam.
>>
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>>52435629
>you will never join in the fun of making the boy a good boy

why even live
>>
>>52435738
because fun?
>>
>>52435757
Is there anyone here worth saving?
>>
>>52435812

2hu, ironically.
>>
>>52435812
Nope, permaban all of us from /tg/ and kill the general.
>>
>>52433466
Just ride a Lion, my man, it's a legitimate Taldor mount.
>>
>>52435824
>Nope, kill all of us and permaban the general from /tg/.
ftfyo
>>
>>52435809
Okay fine

I leave for eight hours and I've been called Chad Thundercock, Frank Reynolds with his son's ego, a pupper that needs to be trained, and all sorts of other things. Y'all are hilarious
>>
>>52435632
>make a creepy game
>get creepy apps
lul wut am i doing
>>
>>52435738
>vishkanya
>generic anime images
>>
>>52435865

Pls share more erp logs

Your ERP is a fine comedy act
>>
>>52435632
Sooooo anyone else wanna come clean or did I throw myself under the bus for no reason? Because I really am super curious who the Diamond Dogs were.

Also man, I didn't want to mention the review at all, why would you bait posts like this now that it's quiet.
>>
>>52434646
Out of date information, he survives in the remake.
>>
>>52435896
No__
>>
>>52435896
pls no
>>
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>>52435887
>vishkanyas
>not generic animes

only real difference is the eyes and those can be trait'd out
>>
>>52435899
You weren't rejected because you were suspected of being a diamond dog, Vieranon.

You were rejected because your app was just bad.
>>
>>52435899
You were the only one and everyone else was just tricking you sucker
>>
>>52435899

No bus thrown under.

I respect you sir. You and other revealed diamond dogs are on an invite list i'm working up, you see.
>>
>>52435937
>You and other revealed diamond dogs are on an invite list i'm working up, you see.
Nice try mother fucker.
>>
>>52435899
I'd come clean if I were a Diamond Dog, but I wasn't. Amelli was a real app, although I don't think she was every questioned. In fact, I'm not sure /pfg/ ever even noticed her.
>>
>>52435899
>I didn't get in because I was a diamond dog!
>It had nothing to do with graphic child abuse!
>>
>>52435934
>>52435967
I'm not denying any of that, it was said as much in my review. I obviously made a poor read of the game.

When I'm talking throwing under the bus I meant that I'm hoping I didn't out myself to be shitposted without discovering who anyone else is. I want to confirm if my guesses were right.
>>
>>52436006
Post'em then.
>>
>>52435757
More like they realized it's the only game in which they'll probably get away with it. The game has so few apps and plenty of the ones that are there suck.
>>
>>52436013
I don't want to drag other characters into this but I guessed 2 boys, 1 girl discluding Vier and none of them are among the cast that got in. Went 4/5 on chosen characters though, missing Bon-Bon.
>>
>>52436044
Post'em anyways.
>>
>>52436025
Keep in mind that apps really ramp up in the last week or so generally.

I think half of the apps for Wrath of the Raunchy were applied in the last week despite it being up for like a month or two
>>
>>52436044
dude nobody actually cares, postem
>>
>>52435899
I didn't get round to reviewing your app, but it wasn't really sexy!
>>
>>52436056
It is the last week, anon!
>>
Why would anyone care if they've revealed as a diamond dog

At worst it means Vult wouldn't pick you in the future, who cares? Fess up faggots.
>>
>>52436054
>>52436063
Lusicus, Richard, Maice.
>>
>>52436075
Oh.

Fuck that's a shitty turnout.
>>
>>52436079
Post'em.
>>
>>52436102
As I said earlier in thread, the fake gestalt is just shooting yourself in the foot.
>>
>>52436141
>fake gestalt
I haven't been paying attention to shardwalkers, could you explain what you mean by this?
>>
>>52436102
The joint apps look like decent work has been put into them too, I could definitely see it being taken with the lack of competition.
>>
>>52436161
The DM gave everyone customization points to buy up their BAB, hit dice, give themselves rogue talents, etc. Adds an order of magnitude to character creation and most people don't want to deal with that.
>>
>>52436176
>Every person in the joint app is already in one of Argent's other games

I wonder if this is one big in-joke.
>>
>>52435541
Isn't that literally the motivation of one of the HR PCs?
>>
>>52436227
I think Scarlet, who took the memes of HR and made a character that somehow makes half-sense.
>>
>>52436227
Winston.
>>
>>52436227
I could see that being used in some sort of Falling Down-style way, but that sort of character probably wouldn't be any fun past the first encounter of the AP unless his schtick is fluffed as being just a normal guy who comes to his senses thereafter and has to try and keep up with PC shenanigans.

>office worker barbarian is totally my next character
>>
>>52436250
>officespace.gif
>>
>>52436192
>>52436141
At level 1 you don't need to worry about any of that shit. At most you need 4 initiation maneuvers, OR 2 talents (and drawbacks if you're minmaxing), OR 1 rogue/Vigilante talent/binder secret OR bind spirits.

It's not that hard unless you're building to level 6 or something.
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>>52435738
>>52435750
I almost want to take them on their own meme adventure. I don't know enough about the source material to really do that, though.
>>
>>52436212
Yeah, and everyone else is the punchline.
>>
>>52436380
The source material is basically non-existent anon. They're from Rage of Bahamut.
>>
Blingmaker is a bamboozle, SotJR is going to have a TPK this Saturday, Gloriana and Cashemere are losing their innocence tomorrow and you're waifu is shit.
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Which is better for a Cavalier, if I want to contribute to my party as an intimidation specialist?
>VMC Bard with Order of the Cockatrice, go the usual Cornugon Smash + Hurtful route
>Try and get the Seneschal archetype, start taking Martial Training for Black Seraph
>>
>>52436780
Also the Great Bamboozling is totally a real game that's going to happen, LoBaF is the hypest shit ever and has the best writing I've ever seen, and FotJR are real heroes and real human beans.
>>
Has the Monster Hunter handbook been uploaded yet?
>>
>>52436806
Look back up-thread, LeakAnon already posted it.
>>
>>52436806
In PNG form, and in this thread.

Crit f "leakanon"
>>
>>52435750
I think one of them is already in dragons game though.

But yeah memes. I still want snake tits.
>>
>>52436805

We almost forgot to mention that Onryou is going to die a miserable old maid!
>>
>>52436819
>>52436837
.PDF W H E N
>>
>>52436367
It's more that you need to figure out what you want from it at level 1, but it still not really anymore complex than gestalt and people seem to gush over that shit here.
>>
>>52436849
Krim is in like 4 /pfg/ games and still actively applies to nearly every one that gets posted.
>>
>>52436875

When you use True Love's Kiss to break the spell, of course.
>>
>>52436875
never
>>
>>52436875
I dunno, like two weeks?
>>
>>52436875
Beggars can't be choosers
>>
>>52436930
D:
>>
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>>52436852
If Gebrek had gotten in she wouldn't!
>>
>>52436943

He would've gotten inside more than just the game!
>>
>>52436921
now that's dedication to a hobby i wish i had
>>
>>52436805
>FotJR
>real heroes

bitches can't even save civilians, how are they meant to save a whole town?
>>
>>52436990

Etan is a real human bean, and Rubio is a real gyro!
>>
>>52436986
All you have to do is turn NEET anon
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>>52436990
Did you not read the post and the one it was replying to?
>>
>>52436958
It could have been monstrously fun!
And just imagine crossing the mountains as Onryou gets lewder and Gebrek needs more and more contact with a nice hot-blooded companion to stay warm.
>>
>>52437007

Why would anyone not become a NEET? The moment you find a girlfriend is the moment she cheats on you, or controls your life. The moment you get a job is when you get addicted to the corporate Jew.
>>
>>52437032

Haha, I get it! You're implying Gebrek lodging both his dicks deep inside Onryou's wet, hot holes!
>>
>>52437032
>>52436958
>>52436943
>implying he wouldn't just pump and dump
>implying he wouldn't try and eat half the party the first time his ego gets bruised
>implying he wouldn't die like a bitch
>>
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>>52437011
>>
>>52437058

>Pump and dumps Onryou
>Seht picks up the sloppy seconds
>>
>>52437035
I think it's more likely you just have trust issues and are lazy. Were you raised by a single mom?
>>
>>52437090
I wanna pump Onryou and make someone eat the creampie!
>>
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>>52437002

You know it.
>>
>>52437058

Someone's gonna make gumbo of the gator!
>>
>>52437035
The fact that most people don't have the means to be a NEET. They either do not have wealthy parents who are willing to support their lazy ass, are disabled to the point the government pays them to just be alive, or have live in an area with unemployment benefits high enough to count as 'living'.

My options are work or be homeless.
>>
>>52437090

Oh please, we both know the real slut in that group.

Valeriya was into a LOT of wild parties in Magnimar
>>
>>52436056

Legacy's been pretty quiet. One app this week, four days to go.

Reviews have been pretty rare, too. Wonder if they all got burnt out on it.
>>
>>52437049
Crocs just have one but it's perma-hard to satisfy all day long.

>>52437058
Pump and dump is a given but happy to pump again.
He'd rather get converts than snacks and was planned for ego bruising to force him into being less Muh Dick

>Con focused sphere Shifter
>Dying
Choose one
>>
>>52437157
I think Reviewanon said he'd only do them by request, and everyone who wanted one has either asked for it already or they're way too insecure to out themselves.
>>
>>52437157
The GM has stopped shilling the game so I'm assuming he's already got a strong idea of who is getting in.
>>
>>52437206
I want to request him doing a full review rundown of DHB's apps, gonna psychoanalyze that shit
>>
how good would a meal be if the person preparing it hit a 20 on his profession: cook check
>>
>>52437230

What's the modifier?
>>
>>52437206
> gator sexing the big red oni

Ha! No.
>>
>>52437230

Does he have ranks in it? Proper tools and ingredients? What're his ability scores like?

2/10, apply yourself.
>>
>>52437240
um
>>
>>52437240

You know you want the BCC, Eagle.
>>
>>52437176
>pushing to be the most forced meme character since Rory
>wasn't even good enough to get in
Wow dude.
>>
>>52437230
10 is decent, 20 is good, 30 is excellent, 40 is Legendary
>>
>>52437239
>>52437248
i mean 20 as in the total not the d20 result
he's got a fully stocked kitchen with fresh ingredients and all the necessary utensils
i just want to know how good an average meal will be if i take 10 with a +10
>>
>>52437220
>DHB is Depressed
>>
>>52437273
you got a source on those numbers or is that just common sense
>>
>>52437289
Probably this?
http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?227206-Cooking-%96-Craft-or-Profession
>>
>>52437289
/pfg/ home brew. Don't have it on hand
>>
>>52437206
I asked for a review on my LOBAF character and never got it. Does he secretly hate my character? ;_;
>>
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>>52437284
>DHB is Depressed
Since when? Who told you?
>>
>>52437289
If it's like Performances, 35+ attracts the attention of powerful outsiders.
>>
>>52437272
Eh, saw him get mentioned and I'm bored, so why not respond?
>>
>>52437277

15 is assumed to be a good meal since DC 15 is the lowest you typically need to make for skill checks.

A DC 20 would be a great meal, something you'd expect from mom/grandma or the nice local Taldan restaurant.
>>
>>52437327
You have the power to end this.
Please do.
Don't go down the Rory Path of the Force.
>>
>>52437340
ok thanks my man
>>
We know the most forced meme characters, but which were the least? Onryou and Sigmund?
>>
>>52437327
I think that's fair
>>
>>52437212

Neat. I wish I knew already. The suspense is killing me. There's like 20 apps so the odds are bad, though.
>>
>>52437363
Possibly. But then again, who can say unless SwimmingEagle suddenly says he was samefagging the whole time.
>>
>>52437363
DHB literally would be incapable of shitposting fast enough to create the fucking inferno that followed NToRacle.
>>
>>52437371
How long has it been running apps, 3 weeks?
>>
>>52437371
Some of them are sort of... problematic. Your chances might be better than you think.

Of course I'm only guessing, but he used to shill the game a lot and not so much anymore.
>>
>>52437409
There about, yeah.
PLD was such a hype-sink that nobody noticed.
But hey, there's still time to submit one of your own.
>>
>>52437419
I think a lot of people were confused by the app requirements and just forgot to fix their apps after it was clarified. I don't think even half of the apps are left after the "incomplete" apps are cut out.
>>
>>52437419

Yeah. And I shouldn't stress, since there's nothing I can do about his preferences. If I write something he just happens to hate or doesn't mesh with his campaign idea, into the trash it goes.

>>52437409

About that, I think.
>>
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>>52437376
Itwas me all along austin>>52437376
>>
>>52437459
AH, SONNOVABITCH!
>>
>>52437344
>Rory path of the force

Goddamnit stop anon you're making me laugh
>>
>>52437481
If you choose the quick and samefag path like Rory did, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will!
>>
>>52437502
>Rory is an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, ensorcelled in a mystery, consumed by a facade, impersonated by a dog, bamboozled by a ruse
>He is...
>The worlds most shittiest meme
>>
>>52437448
That's probably fair, though some are downright weird, like that person that has their entire sheet copy-pasted into the application.
>>
>>52437502
Have you heard the tragedy of Darth Rory the Shit?
>>
>>52437535
To be fair, the last time we made fun of someone for doing that, MythWeavers went down like 12 hours later.
>>
>>52437502
>>52437528
Wait, is Rory is the dark side of the force then what is DHB? Does he use his autism for good? For balance?
>>
new thread!

>>52437545
>>52437545
>>52437545
>>52437545
>>52437545
>>52437545
>>
>>52434817
It wasn't me! I've been in court all day!
>>
>>52437615
>been in court all day!

For what, the crime of being rapebait?
>>
>>52437665
No, to help thugs and criminals get off with a slap on the wrist and a fine, what else?
>>
>>52437253
Big Croc Cock?
>>
>>52437753
I'm sure you do help then get off!
>>
>>52438349
I try to demean myself for the client whenever I can!
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