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A thread for Files with Names.
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>>52425119
now my friend I do hope that you have a little sauce for us.
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>>52425053
God damn skub users
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>>52425143
Boku no pico
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>>52424996

Which board would I post to if I wanted advice on how to seduce and corrupt a virgin girl IRL, and would(optimistically) expect about 60% of the replies to be serious, and 30% from people that get laid regularly? /qa/ is a shitshow, /d/, /h/ and /aco/ aren't interested if the girl's form isn't outlined in black ink, /adv/ simply doesn't have the life experience, and /b/ and /r9k/ are laughable suggestions at best.

Only asking here because I know you guys are one of the few that might take this question seriously, and point me in the right direction, and because I know for a fact that there's more than a few fa/tg/uys that practice BDSM and other kinky shit IRL.

I could also explain the situation if you guys are feeling up to the task.
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>>52425216
SKUB RULEZ FAGGOT
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>>52425255
[spoilers]not on 4chan[/spoilers]
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>>52425255
As most of tg is virgins, I figure the general consensus will be against the corruption of virgins
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>>52425255

>Which board would I post to if I wanted advice on how to seduce and corrupt a virgin girl IRL.

>I could also explain the situation if you guys are feeling up to the task.

Hell if I can think of an appropriate board, but you're telling us the details anyway, either so we can laugh at you or do that weird thing where we actually offer solid advice.
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>>52425328
/tg/ isn't virginal, it's post-virginal. We got laid once in college with a girl we briefly dated at one of the nerd clubs(most likely the anime/otaku club) It ended however when, without warning, she had a mental breakdown and had to move back home with her parents in order to cope with the Anxiety/Depression disorders that she never told you she had.

The result is that fa/tg/uys can count the number of times they had sex on one hand, and each experience has been played over and over in their heads, warping every little detail they can remember and crystallizing into the Bizarre fetishes you see on here.
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>>52425483
>/tg/ isn't virginal, it's post-virginal. We got laid once in college with a girl we briefly dated at one of the nerd clubs(most likely the anime/otaku club) It ended however when, without warning, she had a mental breakdown and had to move back home with her parents in order to cope with the Anxiety/Depression disorders that she never told you she had.

Anon then woke up in a delerious state, saddened by the thought of being so close to someone yet so far from them. His gnarled, clubbed and glue covered fingers clutching at his cuddling pillow, anon began shedding but a single tear.
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>>52425483
>/tg/ isn't virginal
I am, no one ever said yes when aked out
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>>52425255

Go ahead, if you post filenames with it it should count as on-topic enough I guess. The age-old "/tg/ is about the people playing traditional games" joke applies here
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>>52425255
you're a fucking weirdo

try somewhere like /lgbt/, /s/, /soc/ or /tv/ where people are attracted to/talk a lot about 3D wimmen
hell, try /cgl/ if you're feeling ballsy but I doubt it'd work
but the key thing is to make a topic related to the board
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>>52425968
Alright...

According to the 4chan Lexicon, I would be classified as an "AIDS-Ridden Degenerate," which is a nice way of saying I'm non-monogamous, enjoy both holes and poles, and have had at least one sexual encounter involving more than two people.

The above statement is enough to turn most of you against me, most likely for being an SJW-Cuck-Faggot. This is erroneous, as Brett's the one who's into cuckoldry, not me.

Anyway, on with the story. Long story short, while using a dating app, I have found either the world's most sheltered non-Mormon girl, or a female autist. Most of you will likely say the latter, but I'm optimistic.

Basically... she's 19, goes to my college, doesn't seem to have any hobbies outside of anime, manga, and her pets. She claims to never have been on a single date in her life.
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>>52425255
BDSM general on /d/ might be more interested than you think -- they love helping newcomers and making sure shit doesn't go wrong.

Also maybe /soc/.
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>>52426514
So... basically, if she's not totally autistic, then everything I do on our first meeting is somewhat prototyping her attitude towards dating in general. Provided I show enough confidence, there's a lot of influence I could have over her opinions on sex, love, and dating. Of course, then again, I could just be deluding myself into thinking I can transmit degeneracy through molestation(I have absolutely no idea how serious I'm being about this at this point, asking the Miniatures, Dice, and Yelling section of the Azerbaijani Beverage Dissemination Site for advice on women.)

And now, here comes the part everyone is going to hate: Elegantly put, I'd like to respectfully introduce her to my lifestyle, show her the benefits of such, and see if she'd be willing to give it a go.

In the crudest of layman's terms, I'd like to seduce her, fuck her, and get her to open up to the idea of Polyamory, and make her my slut, but I'm feeling weird about it because She seems so clueless about dating and seduction I'd have to walk her through every step of it, so I'm looking for someone to give me advice in that regard. Also, yhose pesky morals are acting up again, so I'm hoping there's one other degenerate out there who thinks this is a good idea, so I can convince myself what I'm doing is common enough to be justified.
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>>52425153
Why is Guts here?
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>>52426566
Because he's been on the boat for over ten years, duh
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>>52426514
My advice right now is "don't be a creep". No one cares if you're into poly BDSM, but I do think grooming is fucked up and you should give up on the MUH SLUT bullshit.

You better make sure she knows what she's getting into if you bring up your kinks and lifestyle, and let her learn at her own rhythm. Don't be pushy.

Also pic related. Drop the purple prose. It makes you look like a self-important retard.
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>>52426538
Trust your morals dude.
It's okay to want to have sex with this girl.
It's okay to want to introduce her to your kinks, if she wants to have sex with you.
It's even okay to talk to her about polyamory, and various other non-traditional sexual lifestyles.
It's *NOT OKAY* to do any of that shit if you think it's going to mess her up, and it's definitely not okay to deliberately "shape" her or treat her like your property (outside of a kink session).

Taking advantage of someone's inexperience is wrong. Whatever you do with her, do it with respect and understanding of the responsibility you have to her as a person.

Is she an adult? Sure. But she's also a deeply sheltered teenage manga fan. This is all new to her, and even experienced people still can't 100% control how they feel about the people they screw. You gotta exercise respect, sincerity and empathy with her.
Communicate clearly with her about what you want from the relationship, and what the parameters are. "I like you, but you should know I have a boyfriend and regularly bang other people" is an awkward conversation, but a vital one if you're going to do this ethically.

So assuming you keep all that in mind, here's my take:
Don't throw her in the deep end, start small when it comes to kinky stuff. Respect her boundaries. ASK FIRST before doing anything too non-vanilla. If she doesn't want to try a particular activity, don't pressure her. Later on, you can discuss why she's uncomfortable with it, and see if it's something the two of you can work on or if it's just a non-starter. Check in with her regularly about how comfortable she feels. Invite her to tell you what she'd like to do, too, and make sure she knows that she's free to express her desires without fear of judgement.

Make sure she feels comfortable with you before introducing another partner. Always make it clear to her that it's okay to "safe word" and that you won't think less of her if she does.


>>52426519
My deep one!
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>>52426519
Alternatively
>paladins.jpeg
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>>52426759
Yeah, about halfway through writing this I basically realized what you both have said, and then figured I might as well continue writing because /tg/ likes stories, bizarre situations, or autists making idiots of themselves, so I got a little too tongue-in-cheek there.

As for looking like a self-important retard... indeed, and I mock my past self for it, if only so I can join in the fun ridiculing him along with the rest of you.
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>>52425793
iktfb
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>>52426759
This man knows what's what.
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>>52426514
>All that projection and victim-baiting

Anon please, stop being a faggot.
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I understood that reference
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>>52426861
Glad to hear it, anon.
>>52426887
Not gonna lie, this actually looks like a really fun setting. I'll bet scary Inuit-vikings control the great not-Greenland sea, and launch raids against the decadent Elves who populate the not-Hudsons bay islands!
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>>52426887
this actually looks fucking awesome
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>>52427694
You motherfucker.
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>>52425483
This hit too close to home you fucker
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>>52425793
>no one ever said yes when aked out
oh but for me she said yes
and we dated
and I'm still a virgin
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>>52425143
>he doesn't even recognize Ash Wing
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>>52425191
The horrifying thing is I recently ran into a couple of *recent* youtube videos featuring some of these people. These are genuinely their job titles, it isn't exaggeration by media or whatever.
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>>52425110
easy to fuck
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>>52425006

So for context a woman died by that part of the escalator falling in and the woman was pulled into the gears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4f9hnOe8yk

No one in China was fucking around with that for a while.
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>>52425483
How the fuck did you sleuth this out you motherfucker, this is downright unsettling.

>>52427827
was my first relationship.

My subsequent 2 got me to what >>52425483 describes and where I have stayed since. I've had sex enough times to have had a grounded idea of what it entails, but it seems just a tiny bit more abstract every day.

Did I even enjoy it at all? I'm not sure anymore. If I didn't, why did I do it more than once?
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>Gotten to the point where I'm just focusing on surviving and getting a decent job to live
>Sex has just become a distant concept and something that just happens to other people
>Still not sure how to feel about it, but can't because college and work takes up too much time
Call the mods if you must
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>>52429738
My last time wasn't even all that long ago, but with me it's the certainty that I will under no circumstances have sex again, at least this year.
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im still not sure if I should feel relief or dread realizing that I'm probably going to die alone and can focus on my own goals and ignore social shit as much.
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>>52429850
It's nice if you have goals, that's for sure.
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Relevant for the thread at hand, I suppose.

>asked out by four girls in high school
>one is crazy, one is a whale, the other two are cute but underclassmen and I'm moving to college in like a week
>they aren't even a year younger than me, I'm just worried about being 'that guy' who dates girls in high school
>become hermit through college
>get job, weekend shift, nights
>no free time
>no way of meeting new people

It's not a fun time.
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>>52429931
You've just described my life, I feel you on a spiritual level.
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>>52429969
>grayscaling the full-color images just so they would fit in with the rest
The worst kind of Hitler.
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>>52429969
Forbidden lore check failed. Are those the artist names or something?
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>>52430028
Yes.
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>>52426538
>>52426514
kys degenerate
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>>52430028

>Forbidden lore check failed. Are those the artist names or something?

Well, you are right by guessing that they are names of artists.
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>>52430129
>Expect something interesting due to the fact that the Orcs have advanced technology and more modern clothing
>It's a generic orc rape manga
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>>52430158
>expecting anything except a hint of creativity out of porn/manga
You set yourself up man
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>>52430051
Oh thank God. I was getting worried /tg/ was getting too tolerant of my behavior, and believe you me, that would've meant a fuckload of trouble for everyone.

/tg/ works because we're pretty spread out in the way of opinions. With any given question there's a chance of getting every possible response. It's like the infinite monkey theorem except replacing the typewriters with a more efficient device, and the monkeys with one that's far less. I'm this case I think we're pretty much covered, except for the trolls, and let's be honest here, I was far too self-deprecating that ar this point any outside criticism would've been putting a hat on a hat.

As for killing myself... I tried that already. Twice. Autoerotic Asphyxiation is a huge let-down the second time around. You just can't get that same level of climax after getting rushed to the hospital with Dick in hand and the pump still going long after the well has run dry.
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>>52430579
stale pasta, here's a complimentary (you)
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>>52429969
exactly how many of these aren't rape porn?
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>>52431384
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>>52431504
which ones are they? It is a great curse to enjoy ahegao but find rape and mindbreak a massive turn off.
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>>52430158

I would like to think of the entire story as some very lucky players trying to escape a shitty GM's magical realm. As the players keep getting crits the GM has to keep adding more and more bullshit to make the magical realm happen.
The human realms in that story where suffering from a simultaneous plague, famine and economic collapse while the orc kingdoms not only had their ridiculous tech spike but where also rich enough that they pretty much brought out the human kingdoms.
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>>52426538

I can't fully speak for your situation because I'm nowhere near as "unconventional" as you, and I'm straight as can possibly be, but I do sleep around a fair, and I've been in a similar situation more than once.

Basically, I encounter a girl at a party or something who shows interest and because I'm an enormous man-slut I immediately seduce her, cue making out, fondling, possibly sex. A couple of those times it so happened that said girl was an actual kissless virgin (you'd be surprised how common it is, even among decently attractive girls), or else close enough that it makes no difference. The times where it ends up being an ongoing relationship have been a nightmare, both morally and in terms of the experience. You always feel like a dirtbag for ever introducing her to any of the less pleasant aspects of dating, second guess yourself in terms of how quickly you're moving her along when you're introducing her to the more pleasant aspects (hence you feel like a dirtbag), and, honestly, get bored. And then feel bad. Virgins are just straight up bad at sex, and if you have a shred of conscience with regards to allowing people to explore sex for themselves, it'll stay that way for a long time. It's cute at first but I can promise you it gets tiresome when she goes, for the umpteenth time, "ohh what if we try this" and your brain is going "nah man you did that with Sarah and it wasn't so great, remember?" but you can't bring yourself to be such an asshole that you'd crush her enthusiasm. That's fine on it's own but if it's coupled with a general lack of familiarity with dating and socialising in general you'll find yourself in a constant balancing act of trying to give her just the right amount of input without unfairly shoehorning her into your own patterns.

TLDR if you're sexually/romantically experienced and considering dating a virgin, particularly a virgin with little to no dating experience, you better have a fuckton of goodwill and patience.
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>>52432063
As a virgin (male) reading this hurt physically. Excuse my bitterness, but when someone complains about cute girls being enthusiastic about sex with them it's hard to hold it in.
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>>52429877
Nietzsche apparently owned one of these.
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>>52431533
Mizuryu Kei has many ahegao that aren't rape, as does Tsukino Jougi. I don't know many of the other artists off the top of my head, though I kinda recognize some of the faces.

Sorry I don't have any decent filenames. Most of the shit my friends and I make is specific to our setting. Have a druid joke.
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>>52428961
All I know is the last one is from The Onion
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>>52426514
> a female autist
That's what it is.

Source: it just is mate, that's them odds. I know from trying to dig into chicks like that.
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>>52432322
How old are you, anon?

Honestly the only thing you need to do is get fit and lurk around a Chad and his friends. Most people are pretty decent after high school so if you start hanging out and aren't actively creepy they won't mind, even if you don't say much. Just listen to how they speak and interact with each other, try to adopt that manner over time. Even before you've managed to do that, girls will be attracted to you by simple association. Once you're speaking dudebro it's easy. Charisma is something you can learn. A lot of it is just about being quick-witted though, so it helps if you get plenty of sleep, get fit as I said (not /fit/, just healthy, tough, and lean, I'm a trail runner for example), limit yourself in terms of computer games, and try not to jerk off more than once every couple of weeks.

Source: This is how I did it. Funnily enough the Chad I piggybacked off initially is a closet nerd and probably my best friend now, and I've been far more romantically successful than him just because I abuse my powers while he doesn't.
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>>52432817
Honestly don't mind the bitterness at all, I was you once. Seriously the post above is genuine advice, and you can feel free to ask me anything you'd like. I'm far from a complete success in life but at least sex isn't hard to find.
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>>52430171
Is that 1 or 2?

God, I loved the little stories for the weapons.
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>>52430129
> war jumps directly from fighting unarmored orcs in melee combat to orcs with mechanized artillery and spotters.

Thats, like, 5 different technoligical revolutions you just skipped there, nevermind the tactical ones.

Shitty fucking worldbuilding.
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>>52432817
>>52432951
I'll be 30 this year and not really looking to change myself. I might not be happy with everything about where I am right now, but it's the only place where I can be and be somewhat comfortable.

But thanks anyway.
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>>52425255
In your dreams you fucking weirdo.

Jesus christ people like you are why we can never have nice shit. Fuck, I am usually against kink shaming but you seriously need to end yourself before you corrupt our gene pool anymore.

Yes I triggered.
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>>52433870
This is not okay.
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>>52433570
That's kind of sad anon, not your situation, just that you've accepted it. it's not too late to change, and the change is not an uncomfortable process. If you do nothing else from what I posted, at least try going for a run every day. It will be a little uncomfortable at first, you won't be used to quite so much sweat and heat, but just go as far as you can while still feeling like you'll make it back to your house without slowing to a walk. If you're doing it every day, and you're actually running, you will eventually get respectably fit, and that opens up a whole different take on life. You start to get a craving for the outside world. It gets to the point where it's more comfortable not to spend much time indoors. Everything is easy if you can look at something in your life that is quantifiably improving at a steady rate.
>today I ran to the end of the block and back
>today I ran to the end of the next block and back
repeat enough times and...
>today (well yesterday if I'm being honest, was busy today) I ran 10 kilometers of mountain trail and back

If you find yourself struggling to get up the willpower to start (like I did), then when you shower, finish it off by turning the hot tap all the way off and leaving the cold on for a few seconds. It's difficult to stay under but it's supposedly beneficial health wise (and it does make you quite cozy once you're out the shower), and more importantly, forcing yourself to do something you don't immediately like will, over time, make you more receptive to new things.

If this does help you at all, it's my pleasure. Whenever I encounter what is basically my past self I have a lot of sympathy and desire to help.
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>>52433870
Godspeed, tilesexual.
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>>52430579
>It's like the infinite monkey theorem except replacing the typewriters with a more efficient device, and the monkeys with one that's far less.

4chan banner material.
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>>52429911
Source? Is it shit?

Is there a thread in archive or alive that discusses the hurdles and pitfalls of most homebrew things?
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>>52429969
>you should know this. faggot
>You should also know who this is
For those of us who are not obsessive porn-readers?
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>>52434729

The source is Kenshin no Keishousha.
And is it any good? Well, let me put it this way. It uses its premise that humanity has been subjugated by aliens from another dimension to make a harem story.
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>>52435096
First one looks like Asanagi, the infamous Bad-End doujin writer. Second one I recognize but the name escapes me.
It was good shit though.
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>>52433984
Fitness isn't really something I could take any pride in, even if I had it. I don't really have any complexes about my looks, either.

It's less "I can't" and more "Why even bother." Each hurdle just has several more behind it, and there's many hard ones you need to clear just to get started. And it's non-stop effort where a single failure or stroke of bad luck could put you back in square one or far worse, there's no guarantee you'll obtain anything, or worse you might get what you thought you wanted and remain unsatisfied.

I realize this may sound overly negative, but for me it's the only pattern of thought I'm able to have.
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>>52435096
>>52435359
No no, the second is Asanagi. pretty sure the first is ShindoL, perhaps from the tsf series. That panel from Asanagi is danke danke revolution.
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>>52432817
>Once every one or two weeks
What is the point of this? You'll just be all frustrated.
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>>52435404
Go see a therapist, get on medication, or if you're already on medication, get stronger ones. No amount of motivational bs from us here is going to change your outlook on life, no one can make you give a shit. If you've truly come to accept whatever depressing lot you live and have no desire to change then all we can say is "have a good life".

Alternatively, since this is 4chan, fucking kill yourself, etc
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>>52432817
>don't jerk off more than once every few weeks

This is horrible advice like all of your other advice any more specific than "get healthy and act like a normal person". Regular ejaculation of at least twice a week is optimal to keep the male reproductive system healthy. The regular flush keeps the prostate working and lowers the risk of hypertrophy. Jerk your ween to some anime tiddies before you go to bed twice a week and you're fine.
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>>52435404
I'm not that anon, I'm not /fit/, and I'm also a virgin. However, over the course of 1 or 2 years, I was able to drop 30-35 pounds from my high of 260. I'm currently sitting at 225, 6'2", and I want to get over another willpower hurdle. At first, I had the same mentality. I couldn't bring myself to do a prolonged workout, but then I just decided to do a few push-ups a day, plus some crunches and squats, and that was it. Now, I'm doing 25-30 push ups a day, and more stuff. I used to be forced by my job to walk home from work after carpooling to get there. It was 2-4 miles home, with a backpack full of my stuff. That really helped. Then I got a car, and that fucked me. I was considering walking to and from work now, even though I'd have to wake up earlier and be sweaty when I get there. I'm still not comfortable with my body, and I'm kind of back to that mentality, and I want to get over it, and get fit, or at least fitter, before college.
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>>52427827
I keep forgetting the name of this manga and cant be bothered to sort through my bookmarks. Sauce pls.
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>>52435662
Thank you. I'll have the best life I can manage. Don't worry, suicide is the last thing I'd do.
>>52435864
I've never been really fat and there have been times in my life that I was in relatively good shape. I've never really enjoyed any solo physical activity, and groups get awkward and need scheduling. Something like table tennis can be fun with a suitable partner, but not if you need to organize something or be serious about it.
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>>52435727
That's the problem bro. Two ejaculations a week is optimal from a health standpoint, but doing so also saturates the brain's reward centers and dampens behaviors that are beneficial to getting you laid. Unless you have a VERY strong libido, wanking frequently is going to hurt your motivation and drive.
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>>52436189
That's complete nonsense, and even if it weren't, completely irrelevant to the discussion. This entire discussion wasn't about teaching a dude to be a pussy magnet, it was providing anon with advice to help pull himself out of his self imposed rutt.
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>>52436038

Pop Team Epic.
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>>52436607
this is why jury rigging is best
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>>52433870
Nice.
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>>52438663
That shark is strangely adorable.
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>>52438663
Ocean dog's are cute!
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>>52430072
This should have ended with that laugh ernie does
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>>52432488

Rape is impossible with Mizuryu Kei, all of his characters are sluts to the nth degree.
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>>52438663
They're gonna die aren;t they
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>>52433678
So salt
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>>52431533

Hirame and Takatsu both do quality work, and generally aren't rape.
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>>52439355
Thank you.
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>>52425110
Why human part have pubes? It have bagina there or something?
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>>52426582
He finally got off the boat, man. Don't know if you've heard.
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>>52439428

Namanashi also does non-rape work, but he also does some rape stuff. Kind of hit or miss, but good art. Bonus if you like fate/stay night, pretty much 80% of what he does.
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>>52426538
>>52426514
>>52432063
As a 20-something year old kissless virgin female reading this would make me uncomfortable if not for the fact that if a girl lets this type of guy fuck her then she kind of knows what she's getting into if she thought about it for 5 seconds. I would never fuck someone until I was married to them, or at least until we were both committed to making the relationship work for the rest of our lives, to the best of our abilities.

So honestly if a girl fucks without getting commitment from her partner I guess that's on her, even if the guy manipulating her is a lying asshole it still takes a chump to con for this to happen. I'm not looking for "practice" or "fun" or whatever, and I'm perfectly happy enough with myself and being alone, spending time improving my own life and working on my own shit. I wouldn't deal with the shit of another person unless I really love them and want them to be in my life forever.

But obviously have I weird views about this stuff or I would've gotten laid by now.
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>>52425255
Your fetish is objectively amoral
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>>52435404
Are you schizoid or something.
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>>52440181
I'm surprised. I named that pic.

Thanks anon, you make me feel good
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>>52440181
I love her so much it hurts
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>>52440083
Not diagnosed as anything. The best the doctors I've seen could say is that there's a good chance of some mental condition.

>>52439936
That's respectable. Still, I feel "It's your fault for getting fooled" is overly harsh.
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>>52425213
Sillly, monks can't do that.
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>>52440219
I share the thought pattern of "why bother" and it's one of the criteria of SPD. Might want to look into it.
Normalfags will never understand how liberating it is to have no ambitions or goals and being able to lead a very low-key life with content.
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>>52425255
>Only asking here because I know you guys are one of the few that might take this question seriously
Ahahahahah in your dreams faggot.
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>>52439523
>>52439352
>>52433806
Handing out (you)s to deserving filenames.
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>>52439352
God damn do I require sauce.
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>>52426519
I agree that despite its faggotry, /bdsmg/ WOULD have been supportive, if it weren't fucking dead.
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>>52440307
>needs a name besides "fighter/barbarian dump stat". I want something clever.
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>>52439936
I know this is Dowman Sayman, but what Dowman Sayman comic is it?
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>>52425255
Try asking wizchan.
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>>52440282
Let's see.
>Lack of interest in social relationships? Sorta.
>A tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle? Check.
>Secretiveness? Check
>Emotional coldness? Sorta
>Apathy? Check
>Affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world
Ring-a-ding, motherfucker.
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>>52436714
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>>52440328
Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water
An anime that started out (very) loosely based on 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.
If you've seen Disney's Atlantis, you'll see a lot of similarities.
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>>52440219
It's probably too harsh, but I can't justify concerning myself with the behavior of assholes and retards if it doesn't directly impact me. I can try to tell someone to not be an asshole or not be retarded, but it probably won't do much, and my life hasn't changed either way.

>>52440477
https://e-hentai.org/g/690917/34ece79390/
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>>52440664
Bitches for Thulsa Doom?
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>>52440664
Do you apply the same standard to yourself? That is, if someone did get the best of you, would you accept that it's your fault for having fallen for it? Not necessarily in the given context, unless you meant to limit that view to it.

Personally, I see placing blame on perpetrators rather than victims a more constructive approach. I don't want to build a society that punishes trust.
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>>52440664
Nature skill is Ranger's dump stat.
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>>52440282
>>52440522
I'm someone else.
>Lack of interest in social relationships?
I am willing to do things with others as long as it is something I enjoy, but I have no interest in forming friendships that involve exchanging phone or email info. Maybe game info.
Recently stopped trying to get with others because of some blunders I have made. I can't really show my face around certain individuals, and the current group I hang out with I try to restrain myself, and sometimes fail, but nothing bad or embarrassing has happened yet.
>A tendency towards a solitary or sheltered lifestyle?
So introverted? I'm introverted, but being introverted is both common and normal.
I do like to lecture to myself about certain fantastic ideas and concepts, bitch about politics and current events, but I do this when I detect no one in my house or outside in a 50 yard radius outside. I find myself most comfortable when I'm alone.
>Secretiveness?
I do keep secrets from my family, but nothing serious. Just hiding my "power level" as far as nerdy shit. Learned this very quickly at a young age since I hate having my buttons pushed. Didn't like being bullied, either, and got it a lot.
>Emotional coldness?
I'm lazy in expressing my emotions. My feelings are also fleeting. My father is the only person I speak to on what's on my mind. My mother has to deal with problem children and is stressed out.
>Apathy?
Motivation to make progress with my life is all but gone. I suppress my anger with myself, the world, and others with sheer amounts of apathy. Deep down I want to care, but I'm such a half-assed person in general that I don't invest emotion. I feel not only powerless, but that my participation would make things worse.
>Affected individuals may be unable to form intimate attachments to others and simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world
Don't think I've tried the former; I've done the latter since I was 8.
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>>52440983
You're probably familiar with this and that filename, but I'm posting them since now I am in a gloomy mood.
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>>52440803
I would place at least some of the blame on myself most likely, of course that depends on the specific situation. I've been around a lot of fucked up people in my life and I've become pretty good at detecting them. I'm not placing all the blame on the victim in this scenario, and I would still be on the side of the victim if I knew both of these people, but I do happen to think there is blame to go around. When someone on the greyhound bus swiped my phone out of an open pocket on my purse I would say they're the asshole, but also that I should've been smarter and realized greyhound busses are awful places and kept my phone somewhere more secure. I still caused all kinds of hell trying to find the asshole when I realized it was stolen, but by that point there was nothing to be done.

And I'm not saying that this is how everyone (or anyone else) should feel or act, or that this is how society should function as a whole, I'm just saying that I personally will usually decide not to fight battles for or against other people whose situations I know nothing about and don't affect me at all. Once again it depends on the situation but I try not to impose my shit onto other people in any way.

If you say me living my life this way is building a bad society, then I'm sorry, because this is the way I've found that works for me.
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>>52424996
Anime soon

>>52425110
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>>52441047
Nah, I'm not out to judge you. I just thought you were interesting and wanted to learn more.
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>>52425255
The 30% on regular part is totally /fit/, but the problem might be the girl part...
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>>52439936
Well, I'm not sure if you're a ruse or genuine, but it checks out with "20 something virgin female" part perfectly.
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>>52439936
as a girl who was in your exact shoes once, literally anyone can be fooled. it seems so goddamn easy when you're not into relationships but then you meet this one person and your brain is screaming UH OH full blast but you just keep going for some stupid fucking reason. Sometimes you think you know what you want until you don't.

moral: now im 25 and i've made mistakes and i have a better idea of what i want and a better idea of how little i know what i'm doing.
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>>52441265
Shush, can't you see I'm trying to fool her!
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>>52441136
Sorry for coming off as so abrasive, I think I feel like I have to defend myself all the time because I go to University with a bunch of SJW cunts.

>>52441265
I'm almost 24, and I think I understand what you're saying because I felt that once, then he fucked my best friend even though they were both virgins and they weren't even romantically interested in eachother. Needless to say I learned my lesson with these types of things, in fact I'm probably borderline asexual because I haven't felt that kind of feeling for anyone since, not even that same guy when we met again years later.

I really don't know what I'm on about here anymore.
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>>52441300
nope~
>>52441265
moral part 2 cuz i don't think i made it clear: that person sucked and i full-on blame them for taking advantage of the fact that i very much had no idea what i was getting into and i was afraid to try for anything, not just relationships, before realizing i'd done nothing wrong except be a 20 year old virgin nerd.
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>>52441096
Best doujin.
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>>52441411
sjw cunts did a lot of really stupid overclassifying of asexuality awhile back and while their point was stupid, it did reveal that way fewer people than originally thought are on board with the idea of becoming sexually aroused simply by being around a person or feeling like they have a need to get fucked by someone. There's being asexual and then there's just not being big on sex in general because even the most mind-blowing orgasm isn't worth how much mess, clean-up, risk, foreplay, etc that goes into having sex, esp with men, when a quick fap before bed once a week and regular meaningful physical contact is all you're after.
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>>52441411
>SJW cunts.
I think I understand. If I look at my ideals then I find myself on the liberal left. However, I can't seem to find many people there that strike a chord with me. The judgementality, the absoluteness, the unfair rhetoric, the screwed up priorities and methods and so on creep me out even if those people ultimately share my ideals. It's a weird situation where I find people I largely disagree with more agreeable.
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>>52425006
>>52429089

>the humans are cautious of our traps now
>we must adapt

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hong+kong+escalator
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>>52433777
Anon what have you done with my sides?
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>>52441482
Yeah I don't think I'm actually asexual, it's just a convenient word to use and that's why I add borderline. It's not accurate but it gives some kind of idea. I should find a better way to describe it.

>>52441414
There is definitely a lot of shit done to people that they 100% did not deserve, I've witnessed and experienced many types of this, and I'm sorry you had to go through that shit. I hope you find what you're looking for.

>>52441590
I think the main difference is that people feel so fucking self-righteous these days, like they just have the right when they don't, no matter what side they're on it's more important to have respect and human decency. Like shut the fuck up and just live your damn life, and leave everyone else alone about their thoughts because thoughts aren't crimes. I also agree that if I meet someone who is respectful and not pushy I tend to like them much more, even if we disagree on whatever subjects. In my experience, outside of literal extremism, a person's politics don't correlate that much with how good or bad of a person they are.
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>>52441451
Competent office ladies are love.
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>>52434729
I did not come to filename threads to listen to virgins comparing jerk off techniques.

I'm already a grandmaster.
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>>52441096
Sauce?
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>>52441924
Then teach us ya wanker.
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>>52441954
https://e-hentai.org/g/722000/469462215d/

Enjoy. Prepare for a heart boner.
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>>52441963
is this that One ShinDol that doesn't end with the main lady addicted to heroin/a prostitute/completely obliterated in mind and soul?
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>>52441982

One of a few, shindoL's few vanilla h-mangas are god tier.
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>>52441998
Can I get a list so I'm not sorting ShindoL from ShindoL?
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>>52442011

Library Talk and Barrier Free are what I know of off the top of my head, there may be a few more, both are great though.
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>>52426926
>>52425968
While it's true that player actions should have consequences, and ignoring a lich gathering power should have dire consequences, I feel that the DM should have realized that a combat-heavy smite-the-lich style game was not the one they wanted to play and that what they wanted (and they were very engaged in it) was a more political game. He didn't have to rain on their parade at the end.
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>>52442035

Normally I'd agree with you, but it would be kind of dumb to have set up an apocalyptic threat like that and then have it completely resolved off-screen or never matter. Maybe it'd work if the DM wove the NPCs who end up killing the lich into the story as it went on, have them run into the players a few times.
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>>52427694
>>52427739
Hey, you messed up EDC
It's 10+a, not 10-a
so it's still unsolved
>x= intersection of AE and BD
a=alpha=AED
There are ALWAYS 180 degrees in a triangle
A=80 deg
B=80 deg
C=20 deg
BDA=180-80-60=40
BEA=180-70-80=30
BDC=180-20-20=140
AxD=180-10-BDA=130
BxA=180-AxD=50
BxE=180-20-BEA=130
ExD=360-AxD-BxE-BxA=50
AEC=180-10-C=150
BDE=180-20-(BEA+a)=130-a
BED=180-20-BDE=30+a
DEC=AEC-a=150-a
EDC=180-BDE-BDA=180-(130-a)-40=10+a

At this point it occurs to me that ABC is Isosceles. BC=AC
Law of sines must come in somewhere, but I'm tired. My guess would be put BD in terms of BC or AC
Anyway, this is as far as I got. It's also possible that there is no solution without trig or without one of the sides.
FUCK that moe loli bitch
I seem to be making headway with law of sines. This bitch lies.
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>>52441924
>I'm already a grandmaster.
Is that the part where you start dual-wielding without penalties?
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>>52442166
>Hey, you messed up EDC
>It's 10+a, not 10-a
Oh shit it's true.
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>>52436370
m8 trust me. Not fiddling with your dick for a few days makes you much more forward with women.
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>>52442273
>>52442166
So I've cheated and used trig. I used law of sines to get both sides in terms of one side
I get:
sin(30+a)=-5.472*sin(a)
If anybody has a graphing calculator, they could solve this dumb shit and troll the image creator into oblivion by making a modified image with the answer.
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>>52442334
But the thing is, there isn't an answer.

That's the troll

Trig gives "not an answer"

elementary geometry gives multiple answers, because you can just fill in numbers which add up to the right thing.

So its is forever a troll, unless you make an image explaining that!
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>>52442334
I used a grapher
The lines intercept at (0.1739,-9464)
.1739*180 degrees/pi radians = 9.96 degrees
so, a is about 10 degrees.
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>>52427694
>>52427739
solved it
it's about 10 degrees
>>52442529
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>>52424996
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>>52442029
>tfw you will never bend your waifu over her wheelchair and fuck your love into her
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>>52442395
It's 10 degrees.
(although google is stupid and is using radians instead of degrees, so I need to recheck my work)
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>>52442573

That is some vintage copypasta right there
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>>52442573
damnit, I was pleasantly fiddling with my cock, but then I read that and had to stop
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>>52442552
Show method
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>>52442029

>>52442586
The problem of wheelchair-bound girls is that they are prone to start picking up weight. More so than your average citizen suffering comforts of modern civilization.
On the other side it makes those that won't even more impressive.
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>>52442573
Fun fact: The maggots of most fly species only eat dead flesh and are actually very beneficial to wounds, as they will remove the infected and dead flesh and secrete substances that kill bacteria and microbes. The idea that maggots would stay inside a vagina will little airflow after they've eaten their food source is pretty silly, and the idea that it would cause that severe of an infection in just 2 days in an area of the body that is as heavily protected against infection as the uterus and vagina is just not very likely.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maggot_therapy

Maggots are usually your friends.
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>>52424996
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>>52442818
I think she got the infection from keeping rotting meat inside her for 3 days
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>>52429931
>asked out by four girls in high school
At least you had a chance, lol.
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>>52442848
Which the maggots would've eaten while simultaneously protecting the vagina with their secretions, you dolt. This is precisely why they're used to treat infected and necrotic wounds.
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>>52426887
My only real critique is that it's sort of boring if trenches are not represented as mountains.
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>>52442818
>>52442848
>>52442867
What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck
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>>52442867
and she also pooped all over herself.

I think its perfectly reasonable to expect someone to get an infection under those circumstances, though I hope the story is fake
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>>52442573
I always think I've seen it all, that nothing can surprise me on the internet any more, then I see shit like this. Even if it's fake, the fact that someone wrote this out is repulsive just like the fact I read the whole thing
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>>52442875
It sounds terrible but you'll be praying for that maggot therapy if you ever get an infected wound, my friend.

>>52442912
Oh it's definitely fake, and these activities would cause a great risk of various kind of bacterial infection, but even poo in the goo doesn't cause instant massive visible infection like what was described after only one night stirring in your own filth. I always say if you want to make a convincing shock copypasta you need to be as scientifically and medically accurate as possible to convince people that this may have actually happened, or else it's just more fetish shit on the internet. I would rate this pasta as higher up on the scale of medical accuracy than the one about loli fuckdolls on the deepweb, but that's not saying much.
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>>52442960
>higher up on the scale of medical accuracy than the one about loli fuckdolls on the deepweb
Quad-amp, toothless, etc?
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>>52442960
I am aware, I still Do Not Want.
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>>52427694
>>52442395
>>52442273
>>52442552
Okay so I had to redo all my calculations because google is dicks and uses radians for all sin functions typed into the search bar.
BUT I got the answer. It's about 43.5 degrees.
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>>52442980
Yeah that's the one.

>>52442990
I don't think anyone wants maggots in them, man. Or a wound that would need treatment with them.
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>>52441265
Them genitals sometimes just tell ya that you need to fug this particular person, Anon. There's really no logic to it and only misery results from it.
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>>52442980
yeah that's so blatantly fake that I actually find it a little funny

though obviously hurting little children isn't really something to joke about.
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>>52443015
This is why, (listen up virgin girls) you need to find a nice boy and fuck him.

Be sure to use protection.

Then find another dude and fuck him too.

When you're first starting out, focus on finding people who aren't purely trying to fuck you, but are still interesting. Boyfriend, guy you met at the bar, whatever. If you wait for people to come to you they'll all take advantage of you.

The only way you'll get to where you can control yourself properly is experience.

Plus its fun

I reccommend sum fuk for everyone
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>>52427694
This is impossible. Line AE must be perpendicular to BC because it intersects the altitude of AB at the circumcenter (I'll prove this in my next comment). Therefore angle CEA must be 90 degrees. But rudimentary geometry shows that it is 150 degrees. A contradiction.
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>>52443090
It's possible, but it isn't drawn to scale
See
>>52442991
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>>52443009
>>52443042
Alright, riddle me this and please think about it before answering. Is story of Nurse-kun plausible or blatant fake?
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>>52443120
>It's possible, but it isn't drawn to scale
More precisely it's impossible that it would be drawn to scale.
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>>52443090
The reason we know that line AE intersects the altitude of AB at the circumcenter is because the triangle ABC is an isosceles triangle (it has two congruent angles). Therefore the altitude of the base must bisect the vertex. When the vertex is bisected it makes two 10 degree angles. We see that the altitude of AB and lines AE and AC form an isosceles triangle with two angles of 10 degrees. Therefore the intersection of the altitude of AB and line AE intersect at a point equidistant from A and C.

Because this point is on the median of the isosceles triangle ABC, the point is equidistant from A and B. By the transitive property it is equidistant from all three pints, meaning that it is the circumcenter.

We know that the altitude of all three sides of a triangle pass trough the circumcenter and we know that the altitude of CB passes through A (by definition of an altitude). Because AE passes through those two points and only one line passes through any two distinct points, AE must be the altitude of BC. Therefore AE must be perpendicular to BC.
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>>52442960
>I always say if you want to make a convincing shock copypasta you need to be as scientifically and medically accurate as possible to convince people that this may have actually happened

Full stop there, boya.

We're living in a world where "inoculation causes autism" and "99.99999% pure water has the same properties as 70% water 300% agent" are the most successful medical scares.
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>>52443120
I didn't assume it was drawn to scale. Make sure to read my proof on why AE is perpendicular to BC. It's a real barn burner.
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>>52443166
I've never heard that one before.
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>>52443182
Just because most people are retards doesn't mean I have to be a retard.
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>>52425483
>The result is that fa/tg/uys can count the number of times they had sex on one hand
Nope, pretty sure that is uncountable. In fact, I'm doing it now.
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>>52443178
>>52443185
>We know that the altitude of all three sides of a triangle pass trough the circumcenter and we know that the altitude of CB passes through A (by definition of an altitude). Because AE passes through those two points and only one line passes through any two distinct points, AE must be the altitude of BC. Therefore AE must be perpendicular to BC.
I dont think any of these lines are meant to be an altitude. It's been a long time since I've done this particular brand of math though. I've been doing dynamics and fluids for the past quarter.
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>>52443364
None of the lines is meant to be an altitude for AB. I just added one.
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>>52442573
This is the hottest story. Find her blog, at one point she found decomposing deer carcass at the side of the road and had some fun with it.

She has mental problems, and her actions stem from them. Last I read she was getting better. She even potentially found a boyfriend.
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>>52443542
There is no way this story is real, I'm sorry to say friend.
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>>52443594
You don't know anything about Toxic Shock Syndrome. Not surprising really, men rarely do, even though it's a non-gender specific condition. You should read the side of a tampon box some time.

You also have the wrong idea about maggots. If you look at the medical studies, maggots are no better at cleaning wounds than conventional methods, and sometimes they make them worse.
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>>52443542
>wanting to fugg a hole that's had rotten meat and maggots inside
>sticking dick in crazy
Dude's the ultimate madman

>>52443853
my fellow staphylococcus of golden tinge

>>52443166
Pray tell
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>>52443199
story of a male nurse that posted on /b/
he was a caretaker for a Asian-American girl that got into a car crash. Lost her parents, both legs, one arm, one eye and was somewhat traumatized. Because no family of hers could be found she was supposed to be institutionalised.
the nurse cared for her and in the end adopted her
https://github.com/bibanon/bibanon/wiki/Damaged-Goods-Chapters
no matter whether it's fake or not, it is pretty heartwarming
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>>52443047
Jesus Christ I remember this
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>>52427694
Okay.
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>>52433083
What game is this? Looks pretty fun
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>>52432063
>meet a cute fobby virgin
>start dating
>open minded and willing to learn, tries her best and everything is lovely, likely wife material
I dunno it's been pretty good 2bh, I've experienced none of the supposed downsides
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>>52424996
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>>52439936
>>52441221
for what it's worth I'll back her up as being pretty accurate as a fellow 20 something legbeard
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>>52426887
Stolen. Thanks.
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>>52445503
I'm starting to think ca/tg/irls only come in 2 flavors - modest old fashioned lady on her way to Christmas Cake and turboslut that has taken more dick than her age squared.
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>>52445401
Drakengard.
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>>52445852
Well as for me, I'm personally a virgin because of my religious beliefs in addition to the standard nerd reasons.
To be fair, as a result I'd consider myself pretty good at RPing paladins and clerics
>>52445852
All you did was cite the madonna/whore dichotomy, which is often applied to women in general. The modest old fashioned ca/tg/irls posting here are still on 4chan
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>>52442586
I misread this as "autism ends"
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>>52442275
I tried that for almost two months. Didn't do shit.
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>>52442836
this is great
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>>52435239
I'd like to insert something somewhere else
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>>52446716
>3 days ago
Jesus.
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>>52425255
Just b urself
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>>52424996
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>>52441726
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>>52443178
I came here for filenames and got trig?

And also some relationship advice?

The fuck, /tg/.
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>>52448094
>explaining RPG rules to new players
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>>52446100
I appreciate the pic related, anon.
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>>52448337
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>>52448279
This is normal for /tg/
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>>52448350
>>
Need a filename for this
Source is in the current filename
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>>52448381
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>>52448406
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>>52448391
GirlJoinsTheGroup.png
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>>52443853
Not him, but TSS rarely affects fertility, and while some of the symptoms and the timeline match up, some do not, and rash is an uncommon symptom that is usually not present until later stages of infection. It seemed more like the story was describing some of the shock images of completely necrotizing (purple and black/blue) flesh around the vulva, and the draining brown pus of a wound, which is not TSS and the kinds of infections and trauma that would cause that wouldn't progress that quickly from daytime on a Sunday to Tuesday morning, less than 48 hours later.

I don't doubt that there is a fucked up girl posting stories about this in the internet, and she MAYBE even stuck maggots up her vagina and got TSS, but after reading through her posts I think it's more likely that these stories were greatly exaggerated if not completely fabricated. Not saying someone like this actually existing is completely outside the realm of possibility, but the symptoms not really lining up with the timeline and the exaggerated way it was written makes me believe it's much more likely that this is just another person that gets their jollies from sharing their over the top fantasies online, and embellishing the truth.
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>>52445481
love is blind
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>>52425968
>mfw I get the reference
10/10 well done
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>>52442960
>maggot therapy
Fuck off bot fly, nobody wants your shitty babies in them.
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>>52430158
>implying rape isn't inherited in orc culture and therefore have been passed as a noble tradition were the strong overpowers the weak and show his dominance by forcing them to perpetuate his blood line, legacy and empowering their weak blood line trough the submission of their devious ways by forcing it to bear a stronger offspring, if you're in a strong culture they'll pitty themselves against you in order to keep you and their strength at optimal performance but if you're weak they'll brake your will, destroy your weak culture and replace it with theirs in order to empower yours and spread the truth among the weaklings
You just don't understand their culture
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>>52429911
Christ, this is such an obvious demonstration of how twisted and neurotic jappo civilization has become.
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>>52442137
>Normally I'd agree with you, but it would be kind of dumb to have set up an apocalyptic threat like that and then have it completely resolved off-screen or never matter
Not everything in the world must have the pcs directly involved unless the GM expressly forces it to be so.
Anon, you can't try to defend what is a very prominent example of the gm being a cunt because he didn't get his way.
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>>52444894
Looks rigorous to me. I'm the guy who "proved" that it was impossible. I later realized that I'd made a mistake because I thought that altitudes passed through the circumcenter but it's actually perpendicular bisectors that do.

But I found the dumb responses to my proof so annoying that I didn't feel like correcting anything. The condescension pissed me off so much, why the fuck would you assume that I thought the figure was to scale. Read the fucking proof, I never said anything that would imply that I thought the figure was to scale. None of my proof relies on the figure being to scale.
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>>52439936
>>52441265
>girls
>on the internet

I can see through your lies.
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>>52439352
God damn its too true.
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>>52449387
Botfly maggots, screwworm maggots, and tumbu fly maggots ≠ greenbottle fly maggots.
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>>52435404
This post is proof that the only thing that holds any guy back is literally themselves.
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>>52446160
>as a result I'd consider myself pretty good at RPing paladins and clerics
The only thing you need to do either is to be able to believe in something and hold yourself to it.
Ie, a spine.
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>>52439936
Are you me with a vagina?
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>>52435727
Yeah, because losing all that protein and zinc for no gain is good. You can just stroke it a bit, don't edge though.
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>>52451615
>all that protein and zinc
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen#Human_semen
>Zinc: 16.5g/100ml; 0.561g/3.4ml(average volume)
>Protein: 5.04g/100ml; 0.171g/3.4ml
That's not much
You will most likely lose far more protein and Zinc through shitting than through ejaculation (You lose between 2.56g and 32g of protein through your shit)
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>>52449210
>Not dectect undead?
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>>52451390
That's fucking sick and whoever the advertising executive responsible for it is should receive a hundred promotions
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>>52450050

Did you read my post? I said:
>Maybe it'd work if the DM wove the NPCs who end up killing the lich into the story as it went on, have them run into the players a few times.
That need be nothing more than them running in to the party at taverns or hearing their heroic deeds from the town heralds or something. I'm fine with the idea that PCs don't have to solve everything (or even anything) related to the main plot, but to simply hand-wave away a threat of that scale robs it of any punch.
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>>52426887
>>52426887
I remember a thread with that map.
It was fun with play politics and fluffing but then it turned into whining by people who wanted rules and complained that others took too large areas.
I think it had a follow up thread but it crumbled under "we need more rules" notion and people being dicks.

If anyone remembers I was the the chicken state in the middle
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