Human thread

>>52424475
>Title is Human thread
>First word is "Elf"

What what in the butt

>>52424475
/pol/ in disguise

ANYWAY HUMANS ARE REALLY AWESOME AND DON'T NEED NO DARN MIXING WITH OTHER RACES GRUMBLE GRUMBLE RABBLE RABBLE

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why don't you shill on reddit you fucking knife ear! this is a humans only board. Praise Zarus!

I want HFY to die.

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>>52424475

>>52424552
Who says this is a HFY thread? Just inquiring from humans and or kinsman who're in this boards as to why the "DO NOT RACE MIX" mentality is ridiculous.

>>52424522
>GRUMBLE GRUMBLE RABBLE RABBLE

Perhaps I should've also listed Dwarves in not being welcomed.

>>52424528
You do realize there are fair amount of non-humans in this board to, right?

>>52424674
I SAY WE REVOLT!
DOWN WITH OP! LET COMMUNISM REIGN!

WE SHALL WIN BACK THE GLORY OF HUMANITY IN ITS AWESOME AND PURE STATE!

>>52424674
Then I want these people to die.

>>52424528
>>52424555
>>52424710

>>52424735
HEY

I got listed twice.

Anyway....

REVOLUTION! COMMUNISM! HUMANITY! AUTISTIC SCREECHING! GENERAL FAGGOTRY! WEAPONIZED AUTISM! /POL/!

SHOOOOOOOOOOOOW THE POWER OF 4CHAN!

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>>52424799

What kind of autistic hole were you born out of?

>>52424919
4CHEN!

>>52424930
CHAN 4

>>52424950
# NACH

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>>52424528
>>52424710
>>52424799
See OP, this is why humans are fucking useless. Not sure about your human wife, but hopefully this is why you shouldn't race mix with non-elves, kinsman.

>>52425116
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Oh wait, Mister Commisar is here

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I don't like where this might be going and am feeling a bit bad for OP

Time to post more humanxnon-human.

>>52424475
No.

>>52424475

You seem like a cool dude OP, but let me tell you, it aint ending.

Halfbreeds are always going to be stigmatized because they're a threat to existing power structures. The eternal call to war against the humans of the gobs breaks down when a half-goblin hume looks across the negotiating table at a half-human gob and goes 'we can talk this shit out, my dude, and that we exist is proof of it'. The cries of the sanctity of the forest are despoiled when you're not banning and shooting at random spoonear trespassers but your nieces and nephews, your sons, families you've been intertwined with for half your life and a dozen human generations. The half-dragon inherits the kingdom and declares it his hoard, inviolate to many dragons. The half-orc represents his human town at a tribal moot, the half-human forges a military alliance for his warband. Everywhere, the status quo changes.

And so people don't want it to happen. They want to delay and push the 'problem' on in the vain hope that it'll solve itself.

So keep on keeping on, my dude, you're making the world a better place. Not a perfect one, things'll re-align, wars and bans on nationalistic identities, or regional ones, or religious ones, or the backlash'll grow and we'll be back at square one, but a better one.

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I'm in your woods, stealing your elf girls.

>>52426603

..what.
context?

>inb4 read the comic you dipwit
It looks too much like the shit I shift through on a daily basis.

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>>52426682
Here's the missing page. The other two were combined to be used as ref for /co/ drawthread.

Context is that the elf is angry and sad and wants to leave town while the human guy really wants her to stay and is excited about the festival.

>human
>50 years of marriage
you fucking necrophile

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human women be thicc in ways that elves can only dream of.

>>52426800
No, humans can live up to ninety-plus years of age. And up to one hundred-plus years with magical augmentations.

Elf OP's wife likely ages well judging by her appearance and OP saying they're married for fifty years. >>52424475

>human thread
>elf here
So, this is the narrative HFY-faggots will use from now on?
>Oh boy I sure am one of these fantastical races
>Did you about the human? They are so fuck yeah
>So humanly and awesome
>Look at them doing all these cool human stuff we can't do because we are so useless

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>>52425413
>While we full blooded elves are better, there's no denying Half-breeds can be cute.

No denying.

The powerful need "enemies" to manipulate thier people into doing their bidding. Half breeds are the perfect enemy.


“Of course the people don’t want war. But after all, it’s the leaders of the country who determine the policy, and it’s always a simple matter to drag the people along whether it’s a democracy, a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship.

Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy.

All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism, and exposing the country to greater danger.”

— Herman Goering at the Nuremberg trials

>>52424475
>having your wife work and clean the house
Lazy fuck

>>52428939
>quoting a Nazi

RACIST, RACIST!!!!

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>>52428947
OP visiting again, finally some sensible people in here >>52426535 -And yeah, I can agree. >>52426813
My human wife was slightly "THICC" as you humans call back when she was young.

>>52428947
I work as a teacher at an elementary school. So you're judgement of me being lazy is invalid.

>>52427948
by the age of 60 they already start to begin look like a walking corpses though, and marriage for 50 years indicates at least 10 more. OPs image is idealistic and by no means it actually depicts seven decade old human crone

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>Eleven and human halfbred

Please tell your wife, to visit nearest department of inquisition

>>52429204
You do realise that not all elves live up to several centuries, do you?
For example, TES elves live near 200-250 years. And humans can do it easily too, if they will it. Ex:oldest living beings in tamriel are draugr, who are near dead, yet alive humans.

>>52429111
Get a better job so your wife doesn't have to work and do the housekeeping you shit

>>52426782
>>52426603
Holy sheet, I had completely forgot about Harpy Gee.
Thank you anon.

>>52428113
How do you even recognize a half-elf woman, anyway? Only way i know a dude is a half-elf is because pointy ears+beard= halfbreed.

>>52429237
how long elves live doesn't really matter here. 70 yeard old granny is 70 year old granny, no matter if her elf is 100 or 200 or 1000.
And if for any reason human has inhuman lifespan and decelerated aging, he stops being a standard human

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>>52424475

>half-elves are not elves!
And this is why the elves are dying out, while we goblins can thrive in the most adverse conditions. Have you ever heard of a half-goblin? No? That's because any child born from a goblin woman is fully recognised as a goblin in our tradition. All races should racemix, race mixing is good for your genes, race mixing is good for your looks, race mixing is good for your intelligence, as proven by numerous respected goblin scientists. No, this is not a goblin conspiracy, this is just common sense.

>>52424475
Kill your whore wife, then kill yourself elf fag. We don't want you weak ruined kind mixing with ours.

>>52429964
>inhuman
By real world standard
Fantasy Humans are fantasy Humans. Unless you believe, that we can FUS RO DAH in real life.

>>52430030
>weak ruined kind mixing with ours.
kys, elves are awesome
They are literally what we were striving for decades. Beautiful, Magical race.
They are only ones worthy to compare with humans.

>make a human thread
>it's actually about elves
Good job, OP.

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>>52430005
GAS THE GOBS RACE WAR NOW!