>Be me
>Organsless betarattle
>Never even received a bonejob
>Occasionally hang out with 3 others from the dungeon to play Houses & People
>Not really my friends but it's something
>One is this banshee bitch who is absolutely crazy
>Screaming negative shit all the time
>The other is this asshole zombie
>Always bragging about his organs and shit... fuck zombies
>Last one is a skeleton like me, he's pretty cool
>He has these sick purple gems in his eye sockets so i just call him Gems
>He's popular but really nice to me
>One day he calls me on my new IBone 6s (Flesh AF)
>It's his deathday next week, invites me to his party
>My time to spine
>Arrive at his places
>Party is on fire
>Hot demon bitches and bottles of bleach everywhere
>He even invited a fucking wizard (i know right)
>Staying Alive by Boo Gees is playing
>Get my moves on while scouting the area
>See scorched black qt skeleteen, must be new to the dungeon
>Dat pelvis
>Gems encourages me to talk to her but im too shy
>This jockb eholder named Thaddioxx floats in
>He's the biggest badass in the dungeon
>I heard he once tentacled six adventurers at the same time
>qt skeleteen immediately turns to Thaddioxx
>"Hes! You vapourised me last week, do you remember? My name is Jes--"
>"Nah i slay bitches like you all the time"
>Alpha AF
>Fuck him though that was a dick thing to say
>qt looks really bummed out
>Tells Gems she's going gome
>Gems convinces me to go after her (Thanks bro)
>Don't know what to say to her but whatever i got nothing to lose
>"H-hey"
>"Oh hi"
>"I head what Thaddioxx said to you, that was not cool"
>"Thanks... What's your name?"
>Panic.jpg
>Don't remember my name, H&P buddies just call me "bro"
>"You can call me Bro, like i'm your brother!"
>Realise what i just said
>Want to unkill myself
Cont?
>>52404526
Stone and iron disguised as a skeleton-related greentext. Obviously the product of mason of great skill. Dwarf work.
>>52404631
STOP
>>52404526
Yes seems this ride is beginning
>>52404725
Are you sure your body can take it?
>>52404781
Shake rattle and roll away baby
>>52404526
Some aldente pasta rite here
>>52404822
>>52404831
Ok faggots, here i go.... (wait a minute)
>>52404822
>>52404526
>>52404526
Cont 2/2
>"I-i'll just walk you home"
>"Thanks Bro, you're really sweet"
>Say nothing for the rest of the walk
>Reach her chamber
>"Hey, i've got some elixers inside, want to come in?"
>FUCK YES
>"Open up Rick"
>Rick? Shit.
>"Who's this loser, Jessica?"
>Apparently Rick is the door, mimics are fucking assholes
>"This is Bro, he's really nice"
>"Pfff whatever. You know i can see everything in this room right?"
>"Just let us in"
>Rick open himself
>hellyeah.exe
>Her place is amazing!
>Spooky shit everywhere
>We drink lots of elixer
>Never felt so alive
>In a stopur we fall on the ground
>She strokes my bone while we lay there
>I feel like im in purgatory
>Rattle all over her skull and cheekbones
>Rick staring the entire time
>IDGAF i just go a bonejob.
That's the history of how i met my gf and got my first bonejob.
I moved in with her 3 month later.
Gems told me he was gay and had a thing for me for years, had to turn him down but he's still my skele-bro.
Thaddioxx got destroyed by some faggot elf ranger, he will not be missed.
Rick turned out to be alright, he even plays Houses&People with us occasionally.
And Jessica, if you read this,
You are the love of my death, and i realise now that i had never been truely happy before i met you.
END.
Thad here you little shit. I soul jarred the ranger and i know you sent him aft