/TG/ - Choice Thread?

>>52387911
Does expanding my lifespan expand all parts equally, or does it just mean I live to ~130 with the typical health of a 90-130 year old during those years?

>>52387911
>super genius
Use it to create immortality and go full lich mode.
>talk to animals
Could be fun.
>parts of the future
Useful at times, could be drawbackish if youre seeing lots of bad shit and it makes you super paranoid.
>Weed
DUDE

>>52387911
Im changing a body part.

I always wanted basketball player hands, but this says one body part? Are we being technical here?

>>52387979
If it's like a pair id say it counts as one bro

>>52387911

Talk to animals and heightened senses. Go live inna woods.

>>52387911
Get free weed.

Smoke some, sell the rest.

Move to Washington, open up a small shop with almost no operating costs. Live comfy.

>>52387911
Use the body part changer to give myself a dong so amazingly huge that it physically can't be used, thereby guaranteeing my ascension to wizardhood once I turn 30 (can't lose your virginity if you can't have sex). When I have arcane powers I can personally recreate the effects of all the other artefacts as I please.

>>52388109
>A wild bear draws near!
What do you do?
>Fight [1d6, 0AP]
>Talk [2AP, 33%]
>Defend [+4AC, 0AP]
>Flee [4AP, 50%]

Note: The bear is made of unobtanium and is armed with two focused excited institute rifles and he's readied an action to barrage.

>>52388166
talk

>>52388391
roll a d100 famalam, circumstance bonus depending on what you say (type it out)

>>52387911
> change brain to have 110000x more wrinkles
Boom, I become a super genius and don't end up a corpse at 40. Worth.

>>52388417
>SUPERIOR NIPPON BRAIN FOLDED OVER A GORILLION TIMES
>asian brain flies through american one and cuts it in half

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>>52388440
I can't even be mad, that's so goddamn good. Fuck you anon.

>Change my brain to have a more healthy chemical balance

>>52387911
The body part one, for my teeth.

Pretty much the only part of my body I'm legitimately insecure about.

>>52387911

Talk to animals, hands down. The rest are really lacklustre, except extending my lifespan, but I have a wife so I don't want to live that much longer than her anyway.

I'd really like to talk to animals, there's definitive work-related advantages as well, you'd never be unemployed basically since you could be the best animal trainer, and other things.

>>52387911
As far as I can tell, the red one is the only one that straight up offers an objective boon. How is that even a choice?

>>52387911
Super Genius. I see no downsides there.

>>52391018
Except you're got about ten years left to live, but yeah, who needs existence when you have brains.

Extend life. I like being me.
Plus I can get weed anyway....

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>>52387911
>luck in money increases, but love eludes you

Literally no downside

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>>52387911

>Purple

Big...BENIS

>>52387911

>Purple
>Change the circulatory system of my body to be a self cleaning, self maintaining cancer proof super system so minus all other forms of cancer I get to live forever.

>>52387911
green, nigga.

>>52387911
Super genius since it can make you an immortal cyborg, rich, and just about everything else.

>>52391223
Dude, what about brainssssss?
>>52387911
Keener senses and talking to animals is fucking amazing, I'll pick that.

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