Mages Guild: Too Many Big Spells Edition

>>52380800
Well maybe if some of us actually aimed our spells....

Maybe if you idiots showed some restraint you would never have had to hear us complain!

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>>52380851
Perhaps our complaints fell on deaf ears this entire time.

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>>52380800
I think we should just ban giant explosions altogether, they don't leave any useful materials behind for the rest of us. Do you have any idea what a giant explosions do to the quality of the corpses?

we could just use said big spells to deal with the protesters

many a leader has decided that fireballs arent a big problem when a balor explains it to him

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>>52380800
Limiting sounds good.
Maybe have it so that we have to apply for something that temporarily allows us to use big spells if we want to do something big outside the guild.
Like for helping with construction or fighting a dragon.

>>52380851
...How'd you get in here?

>>52380800
But... But... No big spells, does that mean...?
>Shrinks down to the size of an pin, obliviously a bit depressed.

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>Priscilla sits at her desk, eating a plate full of fruit.
I do hope we get this resolved, it's quite a lot of paperwork for me when there are over six countries contacting us directly with complaints.

>>52380851
Oh, don't count on it. Most people here don't know the meaning of restraint.

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I've drafted a response for you.
>its a piece of paper with two words on it 'Fight Us'
Give them this and it'll solve your problems.

>>52380851
I don't listen to druids.
>>52380922
As long as you're not taller than the ceiling of the meeting hall you should be fine.

>>52380800
>He lifts his hat slightly, allowing his raccoon familiar to pop out, put on a bib, and sit next to him at the table. He pointed a leg of some oddly colored fowl at the druid.
>>52380851
Knowledge knows no restraints, therefore neither do we! Damnable hippies.

>>52380942
>not "explosive rune" with a rude picture

i see pyromancers have been going downhill recently

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>>52380922
No need to be so sad, you can still grow big in the guild.
>Glug's tiny familiar, Goops, gives Mira a hug

>>52380905
One day they shall know our suffering.
>>52380918
Through the goddamn door.
>>52380923
Thats what i'm here to change
>>52380942
Fight me.
>>52380947
Well i'm going to complain anyway.
>>52380961
Well you should take some time to consider the consequences of your actions!

>A part of the room turns green and hardens into black crystal.

>This mysterious crystalline rock forms a hole on the ceiling of the room.

>The crystal hole opens into a crack through reality and the fade.

>Psychus drops out of this scar between dimensions.
>Face first.

>Stands up.

>*Groans*
Ow...
>Rubs forehead.
>*Coughs*

Dimensional travel spells don't count, right?
Except that one time, but demons did that.
Or that other time, but idiots did that.

>>52380851
Case in point.

>>52380907
you can't Ban spells

>>52380911
theres an idea.

>>52380922
Fuck em mira, they're just sissys

>>52380942
>Jeanne Grins
Funny but come on they're no match for us in open combat. it'll have to be a duel to at least be fun.

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>>52380923
Who needs restraint when you can just leave no witnesses?
>>52380973
Political assassination and the responding assassins are something we really don't need more of.
>>52380981
That is a terrible idea for you. I recreated our Sun the last time it was taken out by vampires or whatever.

>>52380981
Well get out, this is a discussion for arcane casters, not your kind.
We don't barge into your council meetings and demand you share the produce of nature with men.

>>52380947
And what of gods, do you listen to them?

>>52380918
>Elegant wave

>>52380981
One day. I am loath to antagonize them, but they do not seem to understand anything resembling sanity.

What is the elemental response to the event?

>>52380942
...
Absolutely not.
The Mages' Guild has always held a hands-off policy, to incite wars against us would lead to something similar to Armageddon.

>>52380981
>She lowers her glasses at you.
And you are...?

>>52380947
So, basically I´m no longer allowed to use my magic to it´s fullest?

>>52380980
>Hugs back.
Thanks, Glug. But it´s still not the same. There isn´t supposed to be an upper limit.

>>52380990
I... what? I can´t do that before marriage!

>Is still a bit dpressed.

>>52380942
Spoken like a true pyromancer, I have no doubt that you're doing your department proud.
>>52380981
Carry on then.
>>52380989
The fools complaining wouldn't recognise a dimensional travel spell if it hit them in the face, you should be fine unless you take a city with you or something.
>>52380990
Yes we can, we banned several spells over the time the guild has existed. Though not everyone cares to stop using them.
>>52381016
Only when they have a point.

>>52381024
...Hands off?
Have you uh...
...Even paid attention...

>Error 404, Incindia unresponsive

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>>52380800
Who gives a damn about a couple of mine shafts?
I've got spells to test and I won't let some miner with a pickaxe run my life.

>>52381016
No, we actually don't listen to Gods.
In fact we have a standing agreement with the Gods that their rules don't apply to anyone in the Mages Guild or the Mages Guild itself.

>>52381036
Perhaps just catastrophic spells then.
Because complaining about you being big would be similar to complaining about a giant.

>>52380989
I am no fool!
>>52381007
There go you mages with your powerlevels again!
>>52381013
I am here to complain and will not leave until I am removed!
>>52381016
Sanity is far from normal in this building
>>52381024
A Goddamn Druid.
>>52381043
I shall gladly, Now maybe that Blue elf had a good idea.
Applying for spell scales based on the task, like planning permission the towns have!

>>52381036
not that kind....

>>52381043
exactly, you can't ban shit.

>>52381020
I think most of them are still partying downstairs.
>>52381036
You need to grow bigger than the ceiling of this hall?
>looks up at the ridiculously high ceiling
Well as long as you can find somewhere where you don't break anything.
>>52381076
We can try!

>>52381043
Honestly I could probably be running the place if I cared to do paperwork and accept responsibilities.
Also the whole 'Naked Oil Wrestling' rite of succession is a bit...weird. even for me.
>>52381075
Why dont you summon up a few pigs so we can make lunch? I'll cook em.

>>52381043
Well, my point is that you people destroyed a mountain. That is an entire ecosystem destroyed, and if you don't care about that, all the riches of that mountain.

>>52381075
Indeed, so it does seem.

>>52381087
>sigh

In any case, I put forward the motion that we just toss some wildlife growth spells, as well as just pumping some arcane energy, into some of the spots. We can see what happens later. Personally I just want to see what'll happen if we pump enough magic into a boar or deer population.

>By this point, his raccoon was eating politely with a fork and knife, making off-hand comments in a dead language that mostly amounted to "this roast beast is delectable."

>>52381044
>Priscilla rolls her eyes.
Of course I've paid attention. I pay more attention than everyone in this reckless guild combined.
That doesn't change our policy, though, regardless of how many no-good troublemakers break it.

>>52381075
>Priscilla eats a strawberry while looking over the druid in front of her with a judging glare.
Lovely. Please don't trek too much dirt in the meeting hall, I don't want the janitors asking for another raise so soon.

>>52381112
You know I would say something like 'So everyone is a troublemaker' But yeah I suppose that's what you're implying.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>52381075
>MAW PORTAL SHA-SHA-SHA!
>Glug tries to maw portal the Druid back to a Fransia forest

>>52381088
...Why the hells would I do that?
Thats murder
I can offer you a salad.
>>52381092
Your honor, I would ask that you depart from this madness where these idiots cannot offend you.
>>52381105
I WOULD RATHER YOU DIDN'T!
>>52381112
>Shakes the dirt off his robes
Make me. I'm going to be a pain until you fools see sense.

>>52381105
That seems like a good plan but what shall we do if a deer starts throwing up fire and whatnot?

>>52381069
There always people complaining about giants, you know? But, you´re kinda making sense, teach.

>>52381076
Weird. Isn´t that the only kind?

>>52381087
>Looks at the ceiling too.
Don´t worry. Normally I test my growth outside.
...
How big are the houses of the complainers?

>Is almost happy again.

>>52381075
I didn't say you were a fool.
>*Reads your mind*
So that's why my roses didn't grow...

>>52381157
>FACE PALM

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>52381151
>TRIES TO DIVE OUT OF THE WAY

>>52381153
I despise salad. No fire involved in its creation whatsoever.
>>52381155
DRAGON DEER WERE AN ISOLATED ACCIDENT AND WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN.
>>52381172
Wow. He sure is spry.

>>52381153
I would rather I did!

>>52381155
Oh, come now Vendrik, we both know that would be quite entertaining-- I mean, enlightening. Besides, wouldn't you like to have a buck like that?

>>52381112
Yes.
>She pops another strawberry into her mouth.
That's exactly what I'm implying.

>>52381153
>She scowls at you, then with a wave of her hand a drawer of her desk opens and a little dustpan and broom float out and start to sweep up the dirt.
No need to be a pain to *me*, though. I've done nothing wrong.
Heavens, I'm the one trying to cover up all of the others' mistakes!

>>52381088
Well until you do, I'll be glad we have Noel.
>>52381092
I'm more concerned by the fact that someone is eventually going to deprive me of a lot of dead by casting a giant sphere of oblivion or something on some city, removing all those potential corpses I could use.
>>52381105
This sounds vaguely druidic, does this experiment insult the local druids or do they approve of this?
>turns to the local druid (>>52381153)
I see, that settles it, go for it Grimur.
>>52381157
Pathetically small for the most part. I think one of them was a bishop though, and those cathedrals are pretty tall.

>>52381157
I tend to try.
But it seems nobody else cares to listen.

>>52381172
Dammit.
Just get out.
This is a clear violation of some kind.
I just know it.

>>52381172
>Whistles

>>52381179
right?

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>>52381172
PRAISE CRITICUS!

Wait, what are we discussing now again?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>52381199
Of course.

>>52381151
Stop that!

>>52381153
Perhaps I ought to.
>She elegantly waves her hand
>And whispers to you as she walks past
In case these madmen do not listen to reason and attempt to harm you, you have my blessing
>Roll for Blessing, + to dice rolls

>>52381217
The druid was offering to serve us some lunch. Were just negotiating right now.

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Too many big spells?
Bah, too many big babies!

>>52381170
Are you allright?

>>52381199
That´s a pity. Where is that cathedral? I´m not planning anything, I swear.
>Tries her best to look innocent.

>>52381201
Not your fault some students tend to fall asleep.

>>52381218
You stop that! YOU FOOLS ARE BREAKING THE LAWS THAT US MAGES HAVE ADHERED TO FOR CENTURIES PAST!

>>52381239
It's not just the students...

>>52381218
Where's the spirit of magic when I need him?

>>52381199
I was already on it.
>He pats his raccoon on the head, and the little thing puts a map on the table. Grimur taps several spots on it, mumbles something, and then puts it away.

The deed is done!

>>52381158
Don't fuck with me, i'm more powerful that you fools think!
>>52381179
Age has not slowed me down! Also you can eat salad warm you know.
>>52381191
Gods dammit man those creatures are innocent!
>>52381195
I still feel the elf's idea over planning permission was a good idea, if he were not casting a spell at me!
>>52381201
You'll have to try that again! That or i'm staying!
Now kindly try to explain your idea again!
>>52381211
>Finger guns
>>52381217
Mages being insane!
>>52381218
Oh yes! Thank you!
>The druid is glowing with the power of nature

>>52381249
Laws? Like conservation of energy?

>>52381260
>>52381263
NO! THE SACRED ORDER OF ALL THINGS!
If things continue because of people's selfish actions then we may very well see ourselves at open war with the Gods!

>>52381179
>Vendrik chuckles a bit
I really hope it happens again.
>>52381191
>Vendrik coughs and looks away
C-certainly not!
Dragon deer are for battle and not to be pets!
Not at all!

>>52381249
You mean the other teachers tend to do that too? Other than our Archamge, I can´t think of anyone who would.

>>52381236
I watched you die, how was the afterlife?

>>52381260
Do not test my patience by insulting me.

These things happen when foolish wizards focus exclusively on destruction magic.

Too much breaking, not enough fixing, as always.

I blame the Warlock influence.

>>52381239
just fine.

>>52381260
>Quick draws her wand and looks like she's about to shout something
>Looks slightly embarrassed and puts it away

>>52381236
Oh, hey Doss.

>>52381260
Yes, I agree. It sounds much more manageable than our current system.
Which doesn't exist.
>She sighs.
I suppose I should work on implementing this, then.
>The dustpan and broom finish their work and take the dirt to the nearest trashcan before floating back into Priscilla's desk.
I'll see what I can come up with.
>She hops off her desk and into a large drawer that opens up. The desk then folds in on itself and disappears in a poof of glittery smoke.

>>52381294
But if I started being selfless then I would actually cause imbalance.
>>52381303
The flaming pellets got everywhere. It was horrible.

>>52381239
Oh I have no idea.
>passes Mira a map
And I would be terribly upset if the Cathedral of the Golden Sun were to suddenly suffer an unforeseen accident.
>doesn't seem like he would be very upset
>>52381249
Which laws in particular are you referring to?
>>52381257
Good job Grimur, good job. I expect to see the results once the experiment is complete.

>>52381322
Without the breaking, you wouldn't have a job.

>>52381303
Vendrik, don't deny you want one. Just wait a couple weeks, then go grab something.

>>52381294
>Performs an interpretive druid dance
I'm not taking your shit elf.
>>52381321
Too late you crazed fool! Now cut back on the warping, it scares the wildlife.
>>52381322
See, this guy knows.
>>52381347
>Knows about her druid internship
>Keeps quiet about it anyway. Once a Druid
>Always a Druid.
>>52381348
Thanks, at least someone around here tried.

>>52380800
Why aren't our mages practicing their more dangerous magicks in the Guild's demiplanes? Did the Inner Planar Banking Consortiums foreclose on our properties in the Deep Ethereal again?

>>52381377
>Was never a druid

>>52381361
I barely have one as is, seeing as I STILL HAVEN'T BEEN PAID for curing the vampirism of 5 towns, of course caused by that "head" who we all know.

>>52381386
That guy
>>52381377
Go ahead and eat him, They ensured he would complain and hide but don't worry.

>>52381352
It was pretty funny in my opinion.
Remember that one deer that vomited onto another and started a whole forest fire?
Pretty funny.
>>52381361
S-shutup.
They're not cute at all and I do not want one of those fluffy hell-beasts!

>>52381317
Everyone, Mira.
Trying to be the voice of reason is hard.

>>52381352
The true transgressors are the druid and the God.

>>52381360
The agreement of non-interference between the Mages Guilds and Gods.
Sure, it's been violated for cooperation on occasion.
But with how things are going now, they agreement shall be broken. For the detriment of all.

>>52381377
And our current standing agreement of non-interference is being broken by this druid!

>>52381347
Okay.
>Still doesn´t get it, but doesn´t pry further.

>>52381360
Thanks! This time, I´ll take care to not get lost.
>Is already holding the map upside down.
Just gotta say good bye to Glug and maybe get the lessons per mail.

>>52381427
I´m amazed you haven´t given up.

>>52381377
Wildlife?
You mean that dire ram?
That possessed boar?
That obviously demonic tree?
I fight off the warp, not allow it to grow, and now I must exorcise these demons.
Step aside, or face my psychic might.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>52381386
>Chucks Quin a cabbage
Always!
>There is now a cabbage patch in the guild hall
>He tore up all the floorboards.
>>52381399
>Whoops, my bad
>>52381419
...I ain't eating him.
>>52381424
I remember that fire and It was NOT FUNNY.
>>52381427
You're damn right I am.
>Waves his staff
>Tries to turn Gluglobul into a rabbit.
>A Sea Elf Rabbit.
>>52381465
....Fine, if you're going to be extra-dimensional about it.
Out of my league anyway.

>>52381476
Hesheits eating you.

>>52381360
We could get one of those chronomancers to speed up that area. It'd be entertaining to watch, and get us some information fast. I mean, I can try, but considering as I'm more of a "nonspecific arcane energy" kind of guy, it may come out odd.

>>52381424
Yes Vendrik, we see how strong and fearsome you are. A real warrior doesn't worry about what others think, you know.

>>52381415
It wasn't that bad-- and one of those vampires was the guy I usually hired to gather more hard-to-retrieve materials. Not that I need him anymore, I have Anselmo here--
>He pats the raccoon on the head, and it says something in a guttural tone, undecipherable.
He's so cute, right?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52381444
There is no benefit from giving up.
>He gives her a hug and a pat along
Now run along. And please be careful.

>>52381476
Ulaṭāpālaṭā.
>Tries reflecting the spell

>>52381419
Hey! I only eat my enemies, I thought I had already made that clear. I ate Jheska because she was evil, rude and a traitor to the Guild.
>>52381476
Thank you!
>noms away at the cabbage

>>52381484
Bless you?
>>52381495
Anytime? Would you care for a turnip?
>>52381510
>Glug is now a rabbit
>Probably a blue rabbit.
Gotcha!

>>52381476
C'mon Cedric we both know it was worth a couple of laughs!
I saw that smile on your face when one of the deer ran into a tree and exploded.
>>52381496
I know they don't a-and I don't!
I just don't like those deer at all!

>>52381537
>Glug screams in the druid's head with psionics
>"CHANGE ME BACK YOU BRAINLESS FOOL BEFORE I RIP YOUR THROAT OUT AND DRAG YOUR ENTRAILS ACROSS YOUR BELOVED FORESTS!"

>>52381510
I will! Don´t worry!
>Is already walking past everyone.
Now off to a little bit sightseeing!

>>52381476
Good, let it begin.
>Psychus mentally liquefies the possessed creatures.
>Psychus calls the demon inhabiting the tree by it's true name.
Hopefully I might be able to send it back.
Everyone find cover.

>>52381427
...
>remembers the god that maintained his curse for Ages and does not look amused
In my experience neither side have really adhered to any such agreement.
>>52381444
Have fun.
>>52381496
I can wait, I'm a patient way.

>>52381549
...Ok yes the flaming deer was funny. But only because it was an abomination at that point.
>>52381571
Not a chance Elf boy.
>Turns into a pigeon and flies up to the rafters.
>>52381596
Good luck with that. Don't kill anyone.

>>52381596
Could a Pyromancer help me out here?
What dice would I roll to kill a possessed treant?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>52381622
>"YOU THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE BEEN POLYMORPHED!? YOU THINK ME WEAK!?"
>Glug summons ooze tentacles that are covered in tiny blackened spikes to rip the Druid from the rafters

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>52381676
>Evasive manoeuvres

>>52381549
Vendrik, just put a spiked collar on one and it'll look like a guard-deer.
>>52381610
Alright, I suppose I can wait as well. More reason to just do whatever.

>>52381610
>GAH!
>Stupid name field!

>>52381700
>The tentacles wrap around and break a rafter to slam Cedric into the ground
>"Change me back before I do something even more rash and idiotic than you."
>The tentacles coil around the druid more

>>52381610
YOU OKAY LAZARUS? YOU LOOK KINDA DIFFERENT!?!
>Calls you from the town entrance, before continuing to walk.

>>52381738

>>52381763
Form of ant!
>Turns into an ant
>Drops through the floorboards

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>52381657
I exile you to the darkness, hopefully.
Ur-shem ghazapael, demon of the warp, go back to your home realm.

>>52381705
Sounds exotic!
As soon as some Dragon deer pop up I'm gonna start a breeding program!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52381790
>Though he says nothing, your mind sounds eerily silent
>The tentacles turn a searing red and rip through the floorboards to attack the druid

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>>52380800
Here's an idea boss, stop asking us to do all these insane spells that require three or more days worth of prep time?

>The guild's chief geomancer has an ice pack on her head and looks none too happy.

Sorry I'm late, but I was in a coma after all the mana drain.

>>52381809
I knew I should've taken a nap before using my powers again.

A PYROMANCER WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL RIGHT NOW!

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>>52381827
Really? I just got a permission slip to exempt me from things that are likely to drain my reserves below 10%

>>52381812
That's the spirit! Way to get into it.
Lord of the Dracostags sounds much cooler a title, doesn't it?

>a ghostly girl appears dragging a mop behind her
>the mop appears to be resisting by flailing it's threads

>>52381827

You have a thing
>points to a similar spot on her own head

>Is walking through the entrance to the deep basement.
>Obliviously a bit mad.
Hy. Has anyone seen my meatball? I think I left it here.
Also why is everyone complaining about the weather?

>>52381873
Hello Obsidia. Unfortunately as a department head I don't get waivers like that.

>>52381881
...A thing?
>She puts her hand on her forehead as if to check.

>>52381879
It sure as hell does!
Vendrik, War-mage king of the dracostags!
Sounds like I'm a bad guy though...

>>52381947
Aww, that's a shame.

But you got over the exhaustion, right? Being completely out of mana sucks.

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>>52381947

>looks closer
Never mind. I spent yesterday chasing away ocean spirits, and your ice pack looked like some sort of cephalopod.

I can't say yesterday's event drained me, but it's kept me busy.
>gives the protesting mop a shake

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>After tearing up the floorboards a bit, Glug calms down
>He then casts a dispel on himself
I see now why Lazarus hates druids.

>>52381999
Why d'you think I was asleep this long.

>>52382076
Ah. Thanks anyway.

>>52382091
What are the druids doing now? Might have to talk with one.

>>52382076
Your mop looks angry.
>Says the 13 year old girl with heavy scarring and an eyepatch

>>52382091
Hello!
>Wave

>>52382108
Right, makes sense.

>>52382108
One came in and started disrupting the meeting.
Even though druids clearly shouldn't do that!
And then, without warning, he had the nerve to polymorph me!

>>52382118
Hello Obsidia Doomblight.
>Frustrated Glug is frustrated

>>52382091
>Shakes his head.
Your own fault for humouring these hippies. Good weather this, good weather that...

I hope they´ll all disappear one day.

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>Kicks in the door
>Walks in and takes her usual seat.
Okay, I'm back. What are we arguing about this time?

>>52382118
So, your studies going well?

>>52382129
WHAT?
>Sam looks halfway between surprised and pissed.

I mean sure the druids will do some weird crap and you come to expect it, but just...randomly polymorphing people? What gives?

>>52382118

Oh, I'm sure it is. However, until the spirit inside learns that raising a tide of dead animal spirits and flooding my study is NOT ok, it will remain inside the mop.

>>52382091

Oh yes. Even a dead druid is an annoying druid.

>>52382138
I didn't humor the hippy. I told him to get out since he was breaking agreements.
I tried to portal him out.
He dodged and after a bit more of me telling him to get out, he polymorphed me!

>>52382179
While I'm pissed about Druids and Gods, the topic of the meeting is people wanting us to restrict the use of powerful spells used outside the guild.

>>52382196
I tried portaling him out beforehand but that is no excuse for polymorphing.

>>52382218
I just wish they were less ignorant!

>>52382129
Did someone do something annoying to you?

>>52382179
>The thirteen year old girl just STARES

>>52382196
>Nods
Yup. I helped Cunabula bind a familiar!

>>52382218
...You put someone in a mop?

>>52382235
Now,they started to reandomly polymorph people? Don´t they have enough animals in the wilderness? No offense Sir.

>>52382235
Well, I suppose we finally agree on something. Those damn druids should just stay in their forests and hump their trees. And I believe we already know my thoughts on the Gods. A bunch of spoiled brats.

>>52382241
You got something to say, pipsqueak?

>>52382235
Ignorant. Arrogant. Actual ant. They're all the ants. It's who they are I think.

>>52382241
>blinks
...yes? You might want to avoid the janitorial closet on the 5th floor.

>>52382235
Hmm..

>>52382241
That's nice.

>>52382179
>>52382303
Lupa.
>Sam nods a tiny bit.

So nice of you to join us. Do I want to know what manner of obscenities you were up to in the meantime?

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>>52381847
*Roars*
Why didn't any of you do anything?
Now I'm stuck looking like this!

>>52382303
>Shakes her head
>The stare seems to be of awe

>>52382305
>Nods
How?

>>52382321
It was, she bound Regina!

That's the cat we made with biomancy.

>>52382241
>Read the post above yours for explanation

>>52382269
>He pinches his brow in frustration
The Adventurers Guild Druids should be more public so the other druids can follow their example.

>>52382303
Mhm.
How has your time away been? I hope it has been relaxing for you.

>>52382305
...I swear if every ant is a druid.

>>52382321
I mean seriously, he was breaking agreements!

>>52382328
..Does it help that you seem to pull off the look?

>>52382359
They shouldn´t even meet each other. Who knows how fast the Adventurer´s Guild ones are lowering themselves to the level of their brethren...

While we are on the subject, I need to make a call. Sorry to bother you.

>>52382321
>>52382359
Oh, you know, the usual. I was in the middle of my eternal quest to kill my divine children and then take back the power they stole from me. Until some little tart decided she was the chosen one and came with her companions to stop me. So I'm lying low until they die off, letting them think they defeated me.

>>52382344
Someone care to explain why we have some teenager in this meeting? I mean, I know we have pretty low standards, but come on.

>>52382393
Take your time.

>>52382398
Mm, and when the next "chosen one" shows up?

>>52382359
I know, I know. Just wondering how the best way to deal with it would be.

>>52382398
Fair enough

And in fairness to the kid issue, she's the niece of a necromancy instructor and has a very rare and unique talent to go along with her negative energy manipulation.

>>52382359
Kind of.
>Psychus looks at the ground dejectedly.
I still look like magical failure made incarnate.
Could we swap minds for a while?

>>52382359
>Was not present for most shenanigans
>Shrugs anyway

>>52382398
'Cause I've been in a bunch of meetings before?

Uncle V invited me.

>>52382446
Which rare talent? My knowledge of rituals? Anyone could get that with enough books.

>>52382419
Well, not every "chosen one" is as successful as this one, so we'll just have to wait and see. I've got plenty of time.

>>52382446
Ah yes, good ole... Whats-his-face. Is he still undead or is he dead for good yet?

>>52382344

Using my magic, I either shift the mop to its ghostly state or extract irs spirit, bind it to the troublesome spirit, and then restore the mop. That's the very simple version. Don't worry. I mostly trap harmful spirits that are little more than mindless beasts fueled by their own unfinished business.

>>52382359

It's entirely possible. That last one seemed quick to become tiny.

>>52382398

I could help with that if you want. You'd technically be dead even if it's temporary.

>>52382466
Common sense and critical thinking.
>Sam smiles.

>>52382471
Doomblight. He's probably not even dead for the first time

>>52382492
Do be sure not to trap any of the ghosts that have guild memberships please.

>>52382446
>He sighs
Best to ignore it and cut the weed when it rears it's head again.

>>52382462
>Finger snaps to finger guns
Nope.

>>52382466
So, Obsidia, want to give your insight on the topic of todays meeting?

>>52382471
>He ponders
What is the name of the current "chosen one?"

>>52382492
True enough.
>He looks at the floorboards
I'm gonna have to fix that.

>>52382492
I'm fine. I was doing it under a pseudonym this time. I highly doubt they will find me. Plus, I need to lie low so that I can let more future underlings be born and gain power to become useful to me.

>>52382529
Yes, that guy. were is he, anyway?

>>52382554
>shrugs
I dunno.

>>52382529
>Giggles
That is rare

>>52382492
Wow, that's weird.

>>52382554
Making mountains explode is silly, and the people who throw around massive explosions are stupid.

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*Blinks into existence*

Evening all. Or is it morning now? Hard to tell when the alignment of the universe gets all messed up in your own head. On an unrelated note, do any of you have any solutions for calming a pissed off Archfey?

>>52382560
Say, how does Fleshwarping work?
Could it help with....this?

>>52382554
>Sigh.
Fine then.

>>52382560
Have you seen the "chosen one?"

>>52382587
Yep yep. But what about the ones that do so to fight off monsters?

>>52382602
My answer relies on their preferred gender and your relationship status.
Though really a lot of sucking up and gifts should work. Maybe performing a task of some sort for them.

>>52382623
Ask a demonologist. I'm sure they'd love the body.

>>52382560
Busy working, I'd imagine. The giant elementalism bout left us with more than the standard number of corpses.

>>52382602
Calming down? Not sure. Backing down, with enough cold iron...

>>52382529

Quite the opposite, actually. Consider it ghostly pest control. Honestly, it wasn't what I was expecting when I came here, but it has helped progress my research quite a bit.

>>52382560

Sounds like a plan, then. If you ever need to show someone your corpse, let me know. The process is simple and painless.

>>52382554

Maybe. Honestly, I can't say I blame you, though.

>>52382587

I suppose, though the idea that everything has a spirit isn't unique.

>>52382623

Is it just the flesh? I have a theory that a transformed body should have no effect on the spirit, and thus it should be possible to reverse anything physical with the magic.

>>52382648
Ah. That does sound like it'd work. Though It may just be that an Archfey will take more gifts to pacify than the a mortal spurned lover would. Hard to say. When the roots of the earth are trying to claw your eyes out you don't have much time to ponder these things.

>>52382650
Cold Iron I can get behind. But they're tricksy bitches and they'll bide their time. It's just signing a death warrant, really. *sigh* looks like i'll have to break out the emergency funds for gifts. Damn, and I was looking forward to buying a new gun.

>>52382648
Those people don't blow up mountains

>>52382677
No, but the taking them out of stuff is.

>>52382689
Try baking her cookies!

>>52382623
Simple. I make masterpieces by taking parts from lesser creations and putting them together into something extraordinary. Take my body for example. I had to go through 15 different women to get all the right parts to look this good.

>>52382648
Yes. A homely girl with dirty blonde hair. Honestly not much to write home about.

>>52382650
Wait, I missed the elementalism? Damn, that's usually a good show too.

>>52382677
>laughs.
Oh no, I left a corpse behind, but I was done with that body anyway. Honestly I'm glad to get rid of it, it was an eyesore. I mean, the left eye was a different color then the right eye.

>>52382697
I would be more than happy to. If you'd be so kind as to deliver them in my stead i'm sure she would reward you for your efforts. Though before you go could you sign this disclaimer indicating ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᴵ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᶰᵒ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒᶰˢᶦᵇᶦᶫᶦᵗʸ ᶦᶰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵛᵉᶰᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵘᶰᵗᶦᵐᵉᶫʸ ᵈᵉᵐᶦˢᵉ and I'll pay you too!

>>52382677
He did slip into the floorboards...
I hope he gets lost in the basement.

>>52382689
>>52382697
Cookies sound good.

>>52382697
But if a restriction is placed on the spells then they won't be able to fight the monsters.

>>52382723
>He thinks and chuckles
It'd be pretty funny if it was one of Lurco's girls.

>>52382784
Is that idiot still around? I swear he gives me such a headache.

>>52382807
Well, I mean, the new one is.
You know, the weaker one?

>>52382697
...Yeah, about not blowing up mountains...

>>52382723
By about a day. Sorry.

>>52382689
All I know is we had a really bad fey infestation in the cafeteria and we eventually fixed it with a ton of cold iron and a few unlucky volunteers.

>>52382697

If someone can remove the spirit of something living, then why can't they also remove the spirit of an object? Is it so strange?
>holds out the mop
>it clearly doesn't like the idea
Both the wood of the handle and the threads of the head were once living, so decarnating a mop isn't such a stretch, really.

>>52382723

Ah. If you can change vessels, then I suppose my services in that regard would be redundant.

>>52382784
It might still be wet down there.

>>52382843
Would Cold Iron bullets work? Or would firing them make them hot again?

>>52382677
I guess it's just the flesh?
A demon isn't usually this quiet.
Although it was stuck in that tree for gods only know how long.

>>52382723
Oh dear, sorry for wasting your time.

Can we get something to eat in here that isn't snack food?

>>52382878
I have some stuff from the Abyss that a demon cooked for me. Said something about a contract being sealed when the blah blah lips touch. Here, I think it's meat.
>hands you a large dripping sack.

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>>52382878

There is seafood in the west cafeterium...

>points

>>52382770
...I'm Thirteen, not stupid. You have any idea how many times my classmates in necromancy tried killing me like that?

>>52382784
Well, I mean... That's...

>Hmph

>>52382843
What?

>>52382861
...Makes sense, I guess.

>>52382878
Of course ye kan, what well it be?
>>52382912
That dar needs more roastin.

>>52382919
Ah, I can see I can't get one over on you. Hey, have you ever thought about Interplanar Mercenary work? Smarts like that suit the lifestyle perfectly.

>>52382861
Remind me again why it is wet.

>>52382918
I know where I'll be going after this meeting.

>>52382919
Right?

So, what does everyone think about having to apply for a card or paper that allows you to temporarily cast high level spells outside the guild?

>>52382864
You'd need to talk to a specialist for that, I think.

>>52382919
...Were you paying any attention to all the hullabaloo that was going on yesterday?

>>52382723
...She didn't have a weird accent kind of like mine, did she?

>>52382912
>Sniff
Well, it's better then what I can make
>Tries it

>>52382918
thanks for letting me know though going to be honest, fish is fucking gross.

>>52382931
>gives you a weary eye
something.... normal maybe?

>>52382841
Ah, yes, him. It's hard to remember so many people. I barely remember all of your names half the time.

>>52382861
I was the one who came up with the original way to change vessels, so yeah, a bit redundant.

>>52382871
Please, describing the wonders of my craft is never a waste of time.

>>52382965
Kind of. It was pretty annoying.

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>>52382973
>Steps back a bit
feel any different? I killed him right after so I don't really know what it does, but. You know what it's probably fine.

Wait so an rp thread with dice rolling isn't banished to qst but a slave market wat do gets blammed?
Excellence has departed from tg.

>>52382936
...I'm thirteen.

>>52382965
Uh, not really, no.

>>52382994
But you remember Uncle V?

>>52382994
.....oh.... it's you....

>>52383019
besides taste pretty good?

>>52382973
Normal? Mah girl, I have hundreds of "normal". Maybe sumthin roasted? Or baked?
>pulls a table out of his coat
We have pig, beef, veneson an basilisk. And the cake.

>>52382994
I would imagine.
I doubt you remember my name.

>>52383025
Life is suffering my friend. But pls don't ruin our fun.

>>52383030
Never too young to start girl. I was but a lad of 5 years when I found myself sucked through a portal to Gehenna. Not particularly conducive to a child's development I suppose but I turned out fine. I developed some Planeshifting powers anyway. Haven't looked back since.

>>52383039
Yes. I mean, Yugoloths are mercenaries, so you usually get what you pay for. But in the end we had a falling out anyway, so he may or may not have been trying to kill me. You just don't know till you find out.

>>52383030
No I didn't. I very clearly referred to him as Whats-his-face.

>>52383039
Hello, little person, how can I help you?

>>52383068
All I know is that I find you extremely annoying.

>>52382919
If you ever want a more formal explanation or demonstration, I'm sure that could be arranged.

>>52382961
Because I've been chasing around a dead druid since yesterday with a fondness for the ocean and oceanic stuff. The current surplus of seafood may or may not be related.

>>52382973
>angry mop noises

>>52383025
Mage guild is well established /tg/ content. It just wouldn't be the same on another board.

>>52383104
... But I have friends here.

>>52383116
Oh, right, of course, how silly of me.

>>52383117
What about right now?

>>52383131
Well I'd say take them with you, but really the pragmatist in me says you'd probably have to sacrifice them to save your own skin. Still, consider my offer, there's always a market for running errands for dark and mysterious forces that can't do it themselves.

>>52383054
I know better then to trust anything you would call cake.

>>52383104
....thanks for the warning
>Pushes the rest of the meal away

>>52383116
what not going to make fun my accent or my body?
>though to be honest her accent is gone

>>52383117
what.

>>52383116
I am the Head of Oozemancy.

>>52383117
Ah. Well, thanks for the seafood then.

>>52382994
Ah. So no one I knew then. They all hard dark-ish hair.

>>52383030
Right, well, it wa-
>Sam yawns a bit loudly.

...It was a bit more exhausting than I thought. I'll see you later, okay?

>>52383171
It honestly would be a waste of my time. If I pointed out your flaws, then I would have to point out everyone else's flaws, and that would just take too much time.

>>52383195
Right, that's why I find you extremely annoying.

>>52383162
...Right, I will keep that in mind.
Yo, this your first Guild Thread?

>>52383171
You don't even have an accent. Trust me, I know how hard they can be to get rid of.

>>52383205
See ya!
>Wave

>>52383241
[Nah, I did one or two before, but I forgot my character's names and am making stuff up on the fly. Apologies if i'm doing something wrong [/spoiler]

>>52383262
well I really fucked that one up.

>>52383262
Nah, it's all good, just wondering if you were a regular. Since you're not, are you planning on coming down to the archives in-between threads? We chat and continue playing there.

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>>52383195
I'd say no problem, but he was. Please, enjoy it.

>>52383131
Yes, I suppose now works.
>the ghost looks around for an moment
>finding no place to secure the flailing mop, she simply let's it hang in midair after a small incantation

That'll do for now.

Alright. The quickest explanation is experience.

>she holds out a small bone talisman

>>52383235
never stopped you before.

>>52383241
I know I don't have an accent any more....

>>52383235
Yep.
Still find me annoying or no?

>>52383313
Well I thank you for taking care of him for us.

>>52383307
perhaps so, Hadn't really considered it. I like the mage guild to practice rping whenever it's on cause it's nicely casual and conducive to storytelling through characters. Sounds fun though

>>52383313
Wait, what do you mean experience?
>Takes the talisman
>Seems wary
>Might be best to surprise her with it

>>52383332
Well, when this thread hits page 10 and autosages we'll link the archives, feel free to come down and continue freeform roleplay with us.

>>52383319
Well, I don't remember you, so I don't know what insults I've already used. And I hate repeating myself.

>>52383322
I find your skin tone extremely annoying.

>>52383367
Don't like blue?

>>52383364
Sounds good dude

>>52382931
How much more roasting? I haven't touched it myself but it seems to be twitching. And... whispering. The bit Jeanne took a bite out of has started crying.

>>52383412
It looks awful as a skin tone.

>>52383367
we'll you've been 3 for 3 on the whole I don't remember you shtick

>>52383457
...What about my skin tone?
>Asks the albino

>>52383457
It's a natural skin tone I assure you.
The only adjustments I made were in the hair and the eyes.

>>52383462
But I never repeated the same line twice.

>>52383475
disgusting. Not even a hint of pigment.

>>52383322

You're welcome. The next meeting might have to address the surge of druid attacks, though.

>>52383364

Nothing to worry about.
>she places her hands on your shoulders and then gives a firm push
>you remain where you are, but your body gently falls to the ground behind you, holding the Talisman

This is what I mean. Don't worry. It's quite temporary. That charm acts as both a tether to your body as well as a preservative so it doesn't decay in your absence. The feather fall is a new addition. People didn't like their bodies just falling to the ground.

>>52383495
>Pouts
>Well, she did ask

>>52383516
>Obsidia goes stock-still at the touch
>Then looks down at her body
>She screams

>>52383516
I'm a bit out of the loop, the Feywilds are quite disorienting to one's passage of time, what's this about Druid attacks?

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>>52383564
Oh boy. What the hell is going on and how can I help?

>>52383516
Though I hate to say it, it's something we need to be talked about.

>>52383622
Druids have gotten more... uppity recently.
Even going so far as to barge in on our meetings and attack us.

>>52383632
I believe it is just practicing spirit magic.

>>52383564

Hey. Hey!
>she gently places her hand on the girls now ghostly shoulders
Relax. It's only temporary. This is a fantastic learning opportunity.

Look at your clothes. Shhh. Look at your clothes. They're not a manifestation of yourself like most spirits. They're actually your clothes. Well, the spirit of your clothes, separated from the physical body like yourself.

>>52383632

Just a practical lesson.

>>52383653
>>52383683
Are you two kidding me? A scream like that and there isn't even anything wrong?!

>>52383683
>Obsidia stops screaming
>And blinks
>She reaches up to feel her eyepatch
...Huh.

>>52383698
>Seems to have calmed down a bit
>Is feeling her eyepatch

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>>52383653
Well, By my reckoning as an Interplanar Mercenary Wizard this sounds like something I might be able to help you with. And I have been taking your hospitality, so I'll even throw in this job for free! So, first part of a job is to gather information!
>Summons a table with a map of the universe on it. Several silver daggers protrude from it. Tell me, what reason have they so far had to attack? Have they been provoked, or is the reason unknown? How have they been getting in? Lastly, do you know of any weaknesses Druids may have, just in general?

>>52383495
uh huh, sure.
In all seriousness though it's nice to see you again lupa

>>52383683
Spirits of clothes? Since when did we let that become it's own type of magic?

>>52383698
Ellen is a professional and I trust her.

>>52383732
Most free roam druids or druids of the Druids' Council tend to take extreme measures to protect nature.
Through the front door apparently.
And the most commonly seen druid is a forest druid, so fire generally works.

>>52383712
...
>>52383732
Where did you get that map?

>>52383698

Well, I mean most people tend to scream when they're suddenly separates from their bodies.

>>52383712

See? It's the same concept, really. Now, if I hadn't placed so many protective wards failsafes into that charm you're holding, I could potentially incarnate you again where you're standing. However, I have, so
>she gently pushes your shoulders again causing you to fall back into your body

>>52383794

I assure you that my magic reaches far beyond clothes. Think of it as a specialized form of ectomancy I guess.

>>52383831
Thank you, Glug.

>>52383881
>Obsidia yelps
>And her body blinks her eyes open again
>Looking around

Uh...

>>52383840
That was weird.
>Lays on the ground

>>52383881
Not a problem.

>>52383881
I could have told you that!
>>52383900
Everything work okay?

>>52383831
Excellent. And from a cursory glance around I can see we have some... adepts, when it comes to fire. It's certainly useful, at least. So I shall attempt to collect some provisions.
Though the real question is how best you would like me to deal with this problem. Diplomacy? Or Murder?

>>52383840
Oh this? Well it's obviously Incomplete, but it's my attempt at scouting out and marking down all the locations I've ever been. As it happens when you visit as many physics defying places as I do that gets quite difficult.

>>52383881
Well if we start letting clothes have spirits, then we're gonna have to start letting buildings have spirits, and then towns, and then there goes the neighborhood.

>>52383940
I feel we should take a reactionary stance to them.
But these are decisions that should be decided by multiple people as a meeting topic.

>>52383940
Part of it seems so familiar...

>>52383987
Of course, of course. I don't mean to presume. My apologies. But, as I said, my offer stands and my services are always available. In the meantime I suppose I shall acquaint myself with your board.

>>52383938
>Obsidia pushes herself up
>And begins working to check her own body
Everything seems to be in working order.

>>52384047
Haha, i'm sure I don't know what you mean, my dear, this is all my own work.
>Begins to sweat

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>>52383945
I say we kill the fairies

>>52383900

>Politely takes her talisman back
Yes, it's a rather strange experience, but it's best crash course.

>>52383938
Yes, you could have.

>>52383945
Who's to say they don't have spirits?

>>52384070
That's a relief.
And your more, ah, mundane issues are doing as well as can be expected?
>>52384073
No, I mean these Mountains
>she points them out.
Do they curve to the east as it goes further south?

>>52384101
I refuse to allow my quill pen to speak to me, so I say it doesn't have a spirit.

>>52384089
Hi Doss, long time no see.

>>52384055
Alright.
Well, I am hungry and need to go eat.

You all take care.

>>52384089
And don't let him do any of the stuff he spouts out his mouth.

>Glug walks out the Main Hall to go to the cafeteria

>>52384101
...Right, I guess that makes sense.

>>52384118
As well as can be expected.

Though I kind of expected... You know, that, by now, and it hasn't, so...
>Shrug

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>>52384089
I don't believe in chainsawmancers.

>>52384118
They do seem to. Most of my mapmaking is done with scrying spells, expedites the process quite a bit. Only about 25% of it is what I see with my own two eyes. Why, do you know these mountains?

>>52384125

Why would your quill suddenly begin speaking? Maybe if it was possessed by something.
>grabs the no longer floating mop
The term spirit is a rather blanketed term I suppose Think of it more of an essence.

>>52384139
It's possible that you just haven't noticed. Some people are just lucky in that regard.
>>52384159
I think so. I'm pretty sure it's where by band of adventurers was during our last big thing before going out seperate ways.
What do you know of a place called Tharsis?

>>52384220
Hmmm, not much I'm afraid. As I said, i've only just gotten back from the Feywild, and most of my mapmaking is just geographic scrying. Is Tharsis important? Do you have need of my services?

>>52384220
...I'm not that lucky, I know that.

>>52384261
No, nothing like that.
>>52384282
How can you be so sure?

>>52384304
Well, let it be known at least that i'm offering them to all who ask. In the meantime my only job here is to get to know everyone. So I suppose I'd be lax in my duties not to ask, who are you?

I still live...

>>52384139

If you ever wish to know more, I'd be happy to go over the theory with less of a personal demonstration. In the the meanwhile, I need to secure our little nuisance here.
>waves and vanishes through the wall, dragging the mop behind her.

>>52384304
>Obsidia shrugs again
'Cause... Well, I think I'd notice.

Hemophobe right here, probably gonna notice, right?

>>52384331
See ya then?
>Waves

>>52384326
You drop your name ta- oh fuck, so have I.

>>52384323
I'm Hannah. Just a medic for the guild. They need it, for obvious reasons.
>>52384341
You don't have ways to...I don't know, have the blood go somewhere you can't see it?

>>52384326
>>52384361
Kinda tired, have to leave.
Goodbye, for now.

>>52384378
I mean, Vex said I couldn't get help with this stuff.

And anyway, that is not the point of this conversation

>>52384378
Haha, I can imagine. Well Hannah, i'm Godfrey, Godfrey Voss, pleasure to make your acquaintance
>Extends a hand

>>52384392
Fair enough, fair enough.
So you seem to be taking it well enough, being torn from your body and shoved back.
>>52384396
>Shakes his hand strongly. Her hand feels a bit callused.
A pleasure, Godfrey.

>>52384428
...Yeah, that was freaky, but only lasted a few seconds, so...

Eh. Hardly the worst out of body experience ever.

>>52384428
So, you're more experienced with this place than I am, what is there to do here? Importantly, is there a magical supply store? All of my pouches of reagents have run dry in the course of my extended stay in another plane, sadly.

>>52384486
Oh, there's plenty of places to get reagents!

There's a portal to spellbound and you can get all kinds of stuff there. It's that way.
>Point

>>52384446
I know better than to ask any more.
>>52384486
To do here? Whatever you feel is your calling. We have elementalists and diviners and necromancers and everything in between.
As for supplies, not sure if there's a vendor in-house but someone has to know someone.

>>52384535
Oh, excellent, thank you so much. I haven't spent much time here, as i'm sure you can tell. I was only pointed in this direction by the stolen thoughts of a rogue Mindflayer. Funny story really, despite their desire to eat thoughts they really don't care about the content at all. Ah, but I digress, The hour is late. Or early, I still can't tell, either way I must stock up and retire. I bid you adieu!
>Godfrey strides through the portal confidently, waving backwards as he goes.

>>52384551
...Right, sorry.

>>52384592
>Waves back
Gonna stay and watch for the archives link?

>>52384614
certainly, Just taking a break for a bit, gotta bake some cookies. Which is quite a coincidence considering my entrance to this thread

>>52384614
What?

>>52384681
I mean, I'm sorry you can't ask about stuff, because it's weird.

...So what the hells did I miss?

>>52384708
Is there anything you want to talk about, then?

>>52384738
Hi!

And fuckloads!

>>52384754
...I'm not sure.

>>52384738
Not sure. Seems I wasn't needed though so it couldn't have been that bad.

>>52384775
Anything good going on?

>>52384775
Right. Should have guessed being several hours late.
Anything interesting?
>>52384806
So at bare minimum nobody died then.

>>52384806
Well, recently, I've been hungry for things I'm not usually hungry for.

Like Meat. And Vegetables. And fruit.

>>52384828
I was a ghost! For like three seconds.

>>52384828
Died, dismembered, or maimed to the point of needing professional assistance.

>>52384835
Well as long as you keep your portions proper, you should be fine.

>>52384835
...Wait really?
>>52384867
Fantastic, this must be a new record.

>>52384874
Yup.

>>52384867
Oh, so it's normal then?

>>52384874
Oh don't jinx it.
>>52384889
From what little you've said it's not abnormal.

>>52384889
As in. Fully dead? Or out of body?
>>52384908
I'm just surprised in a meeting titled "Giant spells" nobody tried to out do each other as usual

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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>52384146
You'll believe it when I knock the corn out of you
>chainsaws

>>52384908
Aww, and here I was hoping it was something I could tell my body not to do.

>>52384932
Just out of my body.

>>52384932
It was more about curtailing them, I think.
>>52384969
Has telling your body not to do things been effective?

Urg, something like this happens when ever I get really enthusiastic about a particular project. However, I have made a large amount of biomechanical raccoons,some of which are sorting components, brewing potions and other alchemical stuff, others which I am training as ninjas, which is going very smoothly, and finally a group of 6 which Have been trained to control the elements of fire, water, air, earth, ice, and ... stone? Wow I must have been really absorbed in my work. Now on to buisnesses... ok we need to actually enforce that rule on big spells outside the guild and by we I mean the 6 biomechoon, suggestions on names for them?

>>52384960
Why are you trying to murder something as insignificant as a Fae?
>>52384969
Did you at any point feel an overwhelming feeling of being dragged somewhere else?
>>52384984
Why? Did we murder half the locals again?
Fucks sake.
>>52385004
...Not really no.
How is stone different to earth?

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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>52384960
all my corn is on pluto dumbass
>elfshot go!

>>52385031
I'll murder you to, bozo. Get that stupid hat outta my face.

>>52384984
...No, it has not.

>>52385031
...Nope. I've been to the realm of the dead, that was nothing like being dead.

>>52385004
No.
>>52385031
Maybe? I got in late, someone swallowed a crystal orb that was just big enough to fit in but not big enough to take out.
>sadly this was true irl, replace crystal orb with billiard ball

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>52385036
Pluto isn't even a planet!
>elfshott'd
Oh yeah, well check out my spin move!
>spin moves

>>52385031
I don't know, umm apparently it deals with rocks and into metal rather than dirt, sand, and other stuff like that. However the personalities are very distinct.

>>52385051
I don't wear a hat!
This is a bun. It's part of my hair. Unfortunately.
>>52385061
Interesting. So more akin to spiritual projection.
>>52385072
What a fucking moron.
>Seriously how the hell did they pull that off?

>>52385078
>Stands still, confident that he'll get dizzy and fall down
Which is why it's the perfect place to hide it!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>52385109
>>52385078
>Fergot the dice

>>52385126
>>52385078
>>52385109
>Is shocked when he manages it hit
Ow.... so I see you're not totally worthless in a fight

>>52385099
I guess?

Maybe?

>>52385099
>it's just the perfect size that you can put it in no problem but you need surgery to get it out.
I don't know. He was appreciative enough at least.

>>52385157
Who knows, I'm not the ghost.
>>52385211
So what was this, a drunken redrobe dare?
I thought the education programs were supposed to be increasing their survival rate.

>>52385266
No, you're just a bad role model for one.

>>52385266
I'd be somewhat surprised if it wasn't. Sadly not the worst I've had to deal with this we-
>Hannah feels something beep at her hip.
And away I go again.

>>52385297
I'm well aware.
>>52385340
Good luck, here's hoping it's not too serious.

>>52385340
Bye!

>>52385373
>Nods
>Hmphs self-importantly

>>52385266

No, but I am

>Ellen walks out of the wall again

>>52385381

Then dead aren't usually good role models for life, anyway.

>>52385381
I was right all along and she should have moved into dorms.
Although I won that argument so technically, now she can.
>>52385424
Evening.
Been a while, how goes life on the 5th floor?

>>52385424
No, they are not.

>>52385464
...Right, I guess.

>>52385464

I suppose it has. Hello again. It goes well. Just dropped something off up there, actually. Thankfully, there hasn't been any, erm, distractions from the new, eh, Bimbology offices up there so far.

>>52385500

Feeling alright then?

>>52385500
What have you been doing then aside from temporarily being a ghost?
>>52385661
That cannot seriously be a thing. I don't want to know.
Last I heard the situation on the upper floors was getting so desperate that people were starting to compare it to the basement.

>>52385661
I mean, that was a very strange thing that happened.

>>52385696
Helping Hyenology, my usual duties.

Also, some self-study of my own.

>>52385696

Yea. Don't ask.

That's why I more or less took office up there. Very little foot traffic. That closet was never used and was fairly out of the way, so I commandeered it as an office of sorts.

>>52385711

Most people say that. Technically, you were dead, so there is good reason.

>>52385711
Into what subjects?
>>52385804
You guys still have the vent monsters up there right?

>>52385804
...R-right...

>>52385832
Lots of things!

Including making clockwork.

>>52385880
How good are you at making clockwork up there?I'd Ike a peer to see how good they think the biomechoon are, I really need a name for those.

>>52385880
What, whole clocks?
That's pretty good.
>>52385926
Yknow, I think you should just name them something evil.
And with less syllables.

>>52385952
Hey the amount of syllables is fine, just a bit unwieldy and I would like. If the name is not evil.

>>52385832

>nods

Oh yes. You can hear them bumping about sometimes. I have a few traps set, but they generally don't bother me. They're more interested in fleshy bits, but sometimes they get curious and poke around the closet. I may have forgotten to mention them to the new neighbors, actually.

>>52385880

Oh come now. You did great.

>>52385926

I agree fewer syllables.