Your character rolls a 1d1000. Lets see what happens

>>52379317
Rollan

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>52379317
k

Rolled 521 (1d1000)

>>52379330
>>52379317
Whoops

7351

>Target's head bursts from his chest, killing him.

I attempt to aim the effect at a passing bird, to try avoiding the accidental murder of a party member

Rolled 215 (1d1000)

>>52379355
Ooops, wrong die.

Rolled 659 (1d1000)

>>52379317
I will be a true blue lizard!

Rolled 813 (1d1000)

>>52379317

>>52379380
>All the water currently on my person now dehydrates when drunk
Gotta get new water I guess.
Maybe prank someone?

Rolled 987 (1d1000)

>>52379399
Fucking kek's magic working against me.

>>52379317
OP here. It's actually a 10,000 roll not a 1000 roll.

Sorry....that was entirely my fault.

Rolled 1533 (1d10000)

>>52379317
Rolling.

Rolled 1887 (1d10000)

>>52379427
Welp, time to make a fortune on live frogs.
Anyone mention this to the customers I'll kill them and turn into my army.
Again.
>>52379431
Re-rolling.

Rolled 1377 (1d10000)

>>52379317

>>52379477
>Immune to 1 Abjuration cast upon you
Ehm, okay.
Maybe make a bet to get some money?

>>52379395
Good think I am a eldritch knight with a mirror shield.
It was 1d10000

Rolled 8216 (1d10000)

>>52379506
Damn it

>>52379317
I WANNA FUCK THAT LIZARD

>>52379467
>Necromancer.
>Already thinks he IS a skeleton trapped in flesh.
Isn't that odd?

Rolled 585 (1d10000)

>>52379317

>>52379551
>Religious Knight who already doesn't like people that lie
>Can now see into bags of holding and view their contents without opening them
Wizards and their contraband can never escape

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>52379530
Guess I have a warrior band of me, myself and I

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>>52379317
Rolling.

>>52379661

>Nearest Paladin fears he'll melt if immersed in water.

FUCK ME!

At least we are in a desert at the moment.....

Rolled 152 (1d1000)

>>52379317

>>52379317
k

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Rolled 117 (1d1000)

>>52379317
I love this kind of stuff. Rollin'...

>>52380055
>


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3,
-,,5

igh

Rolled 2125 (1d10000)

>>52380055
>All items carried by the caster become resistant to fire

That's nice.

>>52380093
>Caster would tell his deity a thing or two, given the chance

Sure would!

Rolled 784 (1d1000)

Rolled 567 (1d1000)

>>52379317

>>52380110

>Develops a terrific thirst for sovereign glue.

Good thing sovereign glue doesn't exist in my non-D&D world.

Rolled 938 (1d1000)

>>52379317
My roll will be the same as the last 4 digits of my post.

Rolled 510 (1d1000)

Rolled 625 (1d1000)

>>52379317
gonna be good

>>52380110
>>52380136
>>52380234
>>52380244
It's supposed to be a 1d10,000, not 1d1000 since OP was an idiot.

Rolled 483 (1d1000)

>>52379317

Rolled 2133 (1d10000)

Rolled 735 (1d10000)

>>52379317

>>52379317
>Caster changes sex randomly on casting a spell.
So, completely irrevelevant for a martial, potential devastating for a caster depending on how long the transformation distracts them. Sounds fun.

>>52380149
>Their unending hunger for something they do not even know leads them to becomming one of the greatest philosophers known to man in their search for meaning in life.

Rolled 617 (1d1000)

>>52379317

Rolled 768 (1d1000)

>>52379317
Roll for it

Rolled 4053 (1d10000)

>>52380264
Well great fucking job OP.

>>52380305
Caster develops a fear of trees. They might be treants.

>>52380282
0735. Caster changes colour every time they cast a spell.

That's rather boring.

>>52380281
>2133
>Contact's blood is a strong contact poison to anybody else.
Shit, I had the chance of turning my chara into a blood mage and I rejected it.

Rolled 1699 (1d10000)

>>52380264
Well fuck, rerolling then.

>>52380345
Caster swaps personaes with each being he touches.

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>>52380288
>>Their unending hunger for something they do not even know leads them to becomming one of the greatest philosophers known to man in their search for meaning in life.

I think you won the roll-off.

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>>52380298
>Caster can use his index and middle finger like scissors.
Wow, that's actually kinda neat. I was expecting much worse.

>>52379317
Rolling

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Rolled 8854 (1d10000)

>>52380264

Rolled 2067 (1d10000)

>>52380330
Rolling again.

>>52380418
>Caster turns to stone when exposed to sunlight

Why the shit am I getting so many boring ones?

>>52379431
Its dice+1d10000 in the options field
Doing it in name just in case

Rolled 30119 (1d100000)

>>52379317

A blak wizza' appears and he is casting a spell...

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Rolled 218 (1d1000)

>>52379317

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Already rolled on another site since I didn't know how to roll on /tg/ till one kind anon pointed it out a few posts above, but I got a 13 on a d1000. Which is oddly fitting since my character is a harem master.

Rolled 4337 (1d10000)

Let's see what happens.

>>52380288

Certainly a better fate than having to constantly fight the urge to drink magical super glue.

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Rolled 7985 (1d10000)

>>52380451

Nigga im fucking retarded.

Again.

Blak Wizza appears and he is castin spelz and shit.

>>52379317
/roll 1d1000

Rolled 1896 (1d10000)

Rolling.

>>52380492
But anon, Nigromancers did exist...

>From the Anglo-Norman nigremancie and the Middle French nigromancie, alterations of nigromance, after the Late Latin nigromantia, an alteration of the Classical Latin necromantīa, by association with niger (“black”) (compare black art).

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Rolled 7016 (1d10000)

Rolling again for my Paranoid Dragonborn Beastmaster.

>>52380505
>Caster thinks he's ingested a potent toxin

FUCK! WHO IN THIS THREAD CAN HELP? I'M DYING!

Rolled 7329 (1d10000)

>>52380532
>Target's clothing bonds with his skin

Oww! Fuck, that's gotta hurt.


>>52380546
Don't worry, I got a philtre right here, just quaff this and see what happens...rolling...

>>52380546
>>52380575
>Target's head appears as a throbbing human heart

*ulp*

Rolled 114 (1d1000)

>>52380588
W-what happened? Is something on my face?

Rolled 4502 (1d10000)

Rolled 40 (1d1000)

Can't get much worse from here anyway, lads.

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kay

Uh-oh.

Rolled 761 (1d1000)

Plz no tentacle rape

Rolled 5184 (1d10000)

>>52379317
This is like Russian roulette for wizards.

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>9255
>3575
>2269
>404

So beans and peanuts are raining from the sky, the local demon king thinks I'm his cousin, I'm a quad amputee but only when I sleep and I bark like a dog when in the vicinity of royalty.

So food rains from the skies, solving the food shortage in the land, and the local King of Darkness now thinks that I'm his retarded cousin, who also tends to lose their limbs when unconscious. What has life become.

3502 to 3519 in that table seem to be messed up by the way.

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>>52379317
Let's roll!

Rolled 930 (1d1000)

>>52380722
>Target changes colors randomly each time he casts a spell.
I dodged entrance into a magical realm, one away from random gender changes.

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Rolled 952 (1d1000)

Got a husband-hunting witch with an ojou laugh.

Let's roll.

>>52380375
that looks like porn

>>52379317
Rollan?

>>52382989
Didn't work, I'll just use the post number...
2989: casters mouth can store things like a bag of holding

I'm going to start smuggling.

Rolled 250 (1d10000)

>>52379317

Let's see...

1d1000

Rolled 8479 (1d10000)

Rolled 852 (1d1000)

>>52383074
Rolling

Rolled 4595 (1d10000)

>>52384958
Shit I missed one zero

Rolled 76 (1d1000)

>>52379317

>>52384593
> All females within 60 ft are wearing baseball caps.

wut.

Rolled 644 (1d1000)

>>52379317
wot

Rolled 731 (1d10000)

>>52379431
>>52385634
Rolling it again

Rolled 775 (1d1000)

>>52379317

>>52380383
Who is this pretty lady?

Rolled 9879 (1d10000)

>>52379317

>1000 instead of 10000.

What have you done!?

Rolled 587 (1d10000)

>>52379317

Rolled 3522 (1d10000)

Let's see how well this goes

>>52385886
>Caster can see secret doors but cannot see normal ones.
fuck

Rolled 7862 (1d10000)

>>52379317

Let's see.

Rolled 868 (1d1000)

Kickass!

>>52386221
How narcissistic.

>>52379317
Sure.

Rolled 713 (1d1000)

>>52379317

Lets see what happens

Rolled 685 (1d1000)

>>52386327
I mean whats the worst that could happen right?

>>52386333
I cannot speak unless spoken to... fuck me

>>52386345
>caster cannot enter a room without announcing himself.

Meh. Disciples don't do silent anyway.

Rolled 884 (1d1000)

>>52379317
rollan

>>52387267
>Burst of confidence
Not too bad

9536

>Nearest paladin a Pick Pockets as a Thief of equal level.

Welp, a paladin in the same city as me is wondering why the fuck he's so good at picking pockets

Rolled 524 (1d1000)

>>52379317
This can only end poorly.

>>52379317
let's party

Rolled 773 (1d1000)

>>52379317
Check 'em

Rolled 585 (1d1000)

>>52379317

>>52388068
>thirst for blood
Welp, he's now a vampire skeleton.
Bloody Skeleton?

Rolled 806 (1d1000)

Rolled 9686 (1d10000)

>>52379317

Rolled 423 (1d1000)

Rollan for my WFRP high elf mage

>>52388781
>Caster becomes homesick for a place he's never been
A QUEST, BIGODS!

Rolled 433 (1d1000)

>>52379317
Rollin

>>52379317

Rolled 379 (1d1000)

>>52379317

Rolled 7675 (1d10000)

Rolled 3618 (1d10000)

Let's see.

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Rolled 561 (1d1000)

Rolling

Rolled 6128 (1d10000)

All right, let's do this.

>>52389267
>Target Squeaks like a mouse when he is frightened.

Meh.

Rolled 769 (1d1000)

Here comes 1000.

Rolled 4 (1d1000)

>>52379317

Roll tide

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d8 + 1)

>>52389335
>random normal object within 30 feet shrinks by 90%

Rolling d8 for direction and d30 for distance

Rolled 15 (1d30)

>>52389366
Fugged the d30

Rolled 350 (1d1000)

Aye aye.

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>52389383
3 things here, rolling d3

Rolled 695 (1d1000)

heres a roll

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>>52389389
>Caster and Target exchange furtive glances
Great, now it's all really awkward.

>>52379317
Ere' we go!

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Rolled 536 (1d1000)

>>52389400
Well, my pine tree is now 4 feet tall.

Miniature needles are a good look, I'm going to dig this up and pot it, instant 0 effort 40 year old bonsai.

Rolled 541 (1d1000)

>>52379317
For Glory!

>>52389426
>Feather fall when naked

Rolled 5636 (1d10000)

>>52379317

Rolled 1113 (1d10000)

>>52389448
>Target is convinced that someone's lurking right behind him.
Hope you're not in the middle of an horror campaign.

Rolled 8007 (1d10000)

>>52379317
What system is this for?

Rolled 393 (1d1000)

>>52379317
Rollin for a gnome wizard

Rolled 685 (1d1000)

okay

Rolled 1960 (1d10000)

OH IT'S 10000

>>52379317
rollman

>>52379317
Holy moly

Rolled 213 (1d1000)

>>52379317
Kek wills it.

Rolled 141 (1d1000)

Gib succubus waifu pls.

>>52396152
>everything turns to mercury
Well...fuck. RIP me.

Rolled 5672 (1d10000)

Kill me desu desu

Rolled 82 (1d1000)

rollan

Rolled 1221 (1d10000)

>>52379317

Rolled 3723 (1d10000)

it's fucking 10000

Rolled 5289 (1d10000)

>>52379317
Just fuck my day up senpai