Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to Calth tomorrow.

Hello my name is Fulgrim and I make painting with poo.

>>52373767
that wasn't fulgrim you retarded fuck that was Serena D'Angelus

>>52373735

My thanks, Lord Primarch.

>>52373735
Thank you, Arthas

>>52373735
Uhh, I'm calling the Emperor!

>>52373735
Yes, I'm Alpharius.

And Fulgrim hd what to do with Calth?

Calth was Lorgar's deal, and Lorgar beat the shit out of the posessed Fulgrim the moment he met him,

>>52373735
So we all agree that Fulgrim was the worst Primarch, right?

>>52377119
>Defeated multiple primarchs
>First primarch kill
>Fucked over Eldrad
>Legion before the heresy was pretty much considered the best with Sanguinius complimenting their ability at jump pack assaults and Guilliman mentioning how they execute his doctrines better than his own legion
>Fucked over pretty much everyone for little to no reason
>Gets to spend all eternity on a pleasure world for his trouble
>His legion took on all the traitors after the Heresy and did remarkably well
>Sire of the greatest apothecary in the galaxy who knows more about Astartes biology than anyone sans the emperor
I think you mean best, Fulgrim essentially won 40k.

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>>52377165
>first Primarch kill

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>>52373735
Not today, mother fucker! We are justice, and we have come for you!

>>52378697
>covered in skulls
>holding a head
>justice

NLfags are the worst

>>52377119
You mean best, right? This is a guy who has in some way either literally or figuratively fucked over everyone who ever knew him, and he got away with it. There's a case to make that he's the Primarch who has achieved the greatest personal success for himself. There's no stopping this motherfucker. Everyone who tried have ended up all the worse for it, and he's still out there and having the time of his life.

>>52378793
Fulgrim is dead and his shell is possessed by a demon

>>52378817
How can you be posting in this thread if you're still present in early 2012? What's your secret?

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>>52378555

>>52379163
>ignoring all the implications that Russ killed the 2 missing primarchs

>>52378817
Look up The Primarchs. The anthology. Specifically, go check on the short story titled "The Reflection Crack'd".

reported to the inquistion.

>>52382640
>30k
>Inquisition

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>>52383517

>>52383544
>2017
>posting troll face

>>52383580
It's retro now. longcat is coming back, too.

>>52383624
Are they bringing back Milhouse?

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>none of you guys are cool, meet me at Nuceria tomorrow.

>paints pictures with poo
>smart
Be patient with Fulgrim he has autism

>>52384504
>>paints pictures with poo
See >>52373794

>>52384504
What's funny is that he thinks literal poop smears are more pleasing to the eye than Eidolon's face is.

>>52385321
The only person worse than the person who paints with poo is the person who appreciates the poo painting

>>52385409
You're saying they're not?

>>52386764
What if they're the same person?

>>52378817
>>52379014
>>52379186
My favorite part of 40k is the way the lore keeps changing over time, and rather than treat this as an excuse to see the world as open to many interpretations, people instead use MOST CURRENT VERSION logic to win the internet.

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>>52387667
Motherfucker of course. How the else do you expect to do this? If everyone picked and chose what lore they 'believed' we're all be referencing Rouge Trader and second edition and shit for the one heavily renounced peice of lore that supports literally any argument. I could fucking argue that Chaos doesn't exist 'cause it wasn't around in 1987.

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>>52373735
>not even prettiest white hair daemon prince

>"Glad you could make it, Ferrus."

What the fuck was his problem?

>>52391151
Fulgrim isn't even very pretty. Judging from official artwork, that is.

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>>52391685
Oh anon but he is.
He's so perfect.

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>>52393794
He's so cute when he's angry.

>>52377165
>>52378793
>Primarch
>Gets raped with a Pear of Anguish by a regular ass marine
>Best
Seriously, this is like Andre the Giant getting suplexed by a toddler.

>>52378555
>Gets knocked out and humiliated by The Lion from a single punch.

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>>52379186
>implying the unknown Primarch aren't still active

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>>52393794
But anon, he isn't perfect enough.

>>52383802
You can't bring back what was never a meme, Anon.

>>52379186
>Russ
>killing anyone
Anon please.

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>Corpse-worshippers think Calth was a victory

TOPKEK
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>>52398134
>raped
Not rape. Fulgrim consented. He was in the mood to get sodomized.

>>52402661
Just like America won Vietnam because they had a better K/D ratio, right?

>>52403466
US actually did win the Vietnam War and forced North Vietnam to accept peace/recognize the South

However because of Watergate Congress was able to dis-empower/oust Nixon which gave the Commies an opportunity to re-invade the south and take it over. The anti-nixon congress refused to give any aid to ARVN

>>52402661
Because 47 Titans don't count right?

>>52402661
>47 titans

fucking embarassing

>>52402661
>Losses
>all titans
>they lost 47 titans
>47 goddamn titans
& I thought DoW's Baneblades were an enormous loss

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>>52393794
>>52396252
pretty gods make pretty princes

>>52378555
>got btfo by Lion
>got btfo by angron
More like Leman Puss, amirite?

>>52402661
Well, Ultramar is still alive and kicking, gulliman is still alive, ultramarines and UM chapters are alive and kicking. And everything after they were attackewd by the two most fucked up legions at the time. So yes, victory.