Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1409: Throw it into the Sun Edition

Tell me Jumpers.

Have you ever written, made art, or made CP purchases involving things that you later feel extraordinarily ashamed of?

I am literally going into the trash after I finish this writefaggotry.

Magicrystal Card 50 (One Free to Treasure Hunters)
On the Yulan continent this card represents one thing, serious dosh. A small golden card keyed to the fingerprints of it’s user meaning it cannot be stolen even if the user is killed. By tapping the card the user can either withdraw or deposit money onto the card. It contains one hundred thousand golden coins, an average person would have to work for five thousand to raise this kind of sum. Generally this would be enough to buy exceptionally rare materials, create a large business, or keep a clan afloat for generations. For cultivators and amongst high society this would be a fairly large sum yet nothing unheard of amongst the peasantry of the Yulan continent this is loadsamoney.

>>52372911
Are you sure? I know it protects against Doom but that is a status effect that kills you if you don't clear it. Now that I am thinking of it I do remember there being an instant death effect usable by the Alchemist job but did Ribbon protect against that?

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>>52372975
You know what you did.

Serious answer, a few perks that I find hard to spin as 'useful purchases'.

>>52372975
You know I'm too stupid to feel shame.

>>52372975
Does it count if we wrote the perk?

Jump #281: Kamen Rider Heisei, Part 6
>Seven of Swords (Futility), reversed: Being caught in the middle of a desperate act of cunning or outright deception.
>Age: 56
I am pretty certain that I am officially getting too old for this shit.
>Location: Tokyo, 2006
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Kamen Rider...? (0), Worm Food (+200), God Speed, Jumper (+300)
I considered Too Slow but... to be completely honest, that would practically be suicide here. Instead, I ended up on a much more bleak version of the planet. With worms gunning for me and wanting to eat my face, no less. Fixing this will be... interesting.
>Grandmother Once Said... (Free, Drop-In)
Grandmother once said a lot of things. She has had a very long life.
>The Jumper Who Rules Everything (1300, Drop-In)
Smug: The Perk. Also tactical abilities, willpower, and knowing where your limits lie. Because if you know where they lay, you can better surpass them.
>The Path of Heaven (1000, Drop-In)
Huh. I'm the main character now? Well, I suppose this is important considering the world I ended up in. I wonder what effect this will have in future jumps... if I go to Marvel and DC, will I get my own title?
>Here I Am (700, Non-Native)
Rock you like a hurricane. More additions to my belt of awesomeness! And superior to the speed belt because it actually WORKS after my time here ends. Clocking up with four duplicates of myself all shooting cruise missiles at hilariously high speed should be fun.
>Lord of the Speed (200)
It's not enough to clock up. I've gotta go fast. Tricky to go back and change anything in the past, but there WILL be times where this is useful.
I'm going to go to DC. And when the Flash decides to go back in time to fix what went wrong, yet AGAIN, I'm going to clothesline him, clock up, and beat him about the head and neck with copies of New 52 while screaming "DO NOT SCREW WITH TIME."

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Noblesse. A weaboo setting, clearly. A query: How severe is the escalation?

>>52372975
I have a tab in a Cherrytree Document dedicated purely to my Wardrobe, and the Diaper from Yoshi's Island is still in there.

>>52373037
>A Monk's Robes (Free, Drop-In)
Not sure that I'll need them, but... okay?
>Movie Theater (0, Drop-In)
Admittedly an indulgence for me, but I'm confident that I've had enough interesting things happen over the course of my travels that there's material enough for a couple of movies or serials.

So I definitely ended up in a crapsack world. And of course my first instinct was to try and go back in time with my shiny new ability to fix it, and fail. So, the first thing to do is to deal with the worms; the world has gone quite thoroughly to hell, so I'm going to make sure I can do everything in my power to fix it. Step one: create AI-powered riders based on the G4 armor, and upgrade them with the ability to clock up. Step two: look for any and all possible allies so that work can be coordinated and as many people as possible can be helped. Current riders, past riders, anyone who can step up and become a rider. Step three: work on trying to fix the planet so that humanity won't go extinct.

ZECT is ineffectual (and what follows later is not too much a surprise), and my Rider Army is far better. Kamen Riders leading squads of Kamenbots, using everything at my disposal to find all of the worms I can. I'll even give them a reasonable offer - surrender and live in exile on a nice island in the dried-up Pacific made just for them, or don't surrender and get Rider Kicked into oblivion. Things went better than expected. Which was surprising for many reasons. And when I became privvy to the real story, well... let's just say it wasn't very pretty for ZECT. Their troopers scattered. Some even joined us. After all, the Riders weren't just running around giving out rider kicks for justice, they were helping rebuild a broken world, too.

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>>52373005
GO NO FURTHER

>>52373009
Oh.

Well... Carry on then you crazy diamond.

>>52373035
>Does it count if we wrote the perk?
>Herculanon

yeah no, your shame is clear as day.

>>52373037
Punch Dr. Manhattan in the dick while you're at it.

>>52373056
Through time and research into why I couldn't travel back in time when all other things say that I ought to be able to, I eventually was able to get the full story out of someone I could have sworn I'd seen many times over the years but never really gave too much thought to. It was a bit amusing, actually. Standing on a barren coastline with a ZECTrooper-turned-rider, finishing up a nicely dressed-up ritual spell that I'd started an hour prior.

"Jumper-Level Shenanigans: Refilling Ocean Technique!"
>"You just completely made that up on the spot didn't you."
"Maybe."
>"--wait, what the hell?"
"Just because I made it up on the spot doesn't mean I can't do it, you know."
>"... but... I... you... what the HELL."
"Magic! Ain't gotta explain shit~. Although I will if you ask nicely actually, I don't want to come off like a jerk or something."

After that... well, what needed to be done was already halfway done, quite honestly. The two of us had a long talk about worlds and responsibility that we were both on the same page with, I explained to him the journey that I was on and gave him something for his own travels, and with his help went back to avert the timeline I'd arrived in. Never mind that the other universe is actually still THERE, I just wasn't in that timeline anymore. But on the plus side, it had an army of Kamen Riders working to better it. I am not so self-absorbed that I would think it could not recover without me, though I left them some quick terraforming instructions to put things back to as close as it had been.

>>52372999
I'm pretty sure it does. It's been a long time since I've played it, but looking over the wiki implies that it does.
If you don't want to risk it you could check out a perk in Etrian Odyssey that also prevents instadeath and the like.
It sets you to 1hp if you get hit though which isn't great.

>>52373052
I think it's actually koreaboo.

>>52373065
I took the perk from Paper Mario that lets me unfold into higher dimensions specifically to be certain that I could do that.

Dr. Manhattan is on my list of people to nut-punch right after Mister Mxyzptlk.

>>52373058
I want to assume that's a parody, if only because there aren't enough seafood references.

>>52373098
It's one of the most amazing Let's Plays of Tsukihime.

https://lparchive.org/Tsukihime/

Behold.

>>52372975
PAINTING THE MOON WHITE

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>>52372975
Of course.
...
What? You want me to tell you what they were?
HAHAHA HAHA! No.
I've made it very clear my Google Docs drive is to be burned to the ground in the case of my untimely demise.

>>52373052
It's gookshit, not weaboo, slightly different.

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>>52373147

>>52373086
>>52373168

So is that a modifier on the Escalation Scale?

Jump #283: Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei, Part 1
>Seven of Wands (Valor), reversed: Quarrels, perplexity, and indecision at a crucial moment.
Actually that's mostly just the landlady. She's nice, when she isn't deadly. Seriously, she can wield a slipper that would kill a lesser man!!
>Location: Japan, 2007
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Begins Night (0), Let's Go Kamen Riders (0), WISP Brigade: Laser (+100), Pay The Piper (+200)
I told you about that landlady. It's all about keeping her happy. This... is actually an entertaining challenge, though an irritating one at times when I NEED something from the warehouse RIGHT NOW. Like when the laser guy is trying to chase me down and murder me. AGAIN.
>I've Covered Wars, You Know? (Free, Drop-In)
Also caused wars. The less said about that, the better.
>Working In The Shadows (Free, Drop-In)
Sometimes it's necessary to take action in the dark before it's brought into the light.
>Select, Collect, Show Me Your Best Set (1100, Drop-In)
I REALLY wish I had this perk earlier. Oh well, it'll serve me very well here and later - the more of a set I have, the easier it is to get the rest. Hm, wonder if this applies to dragon balls?
>Plug N' Play (800, Drop-In)
Well... this won't really be a thing that so much matters to me here at the moment, but being able to change out one type of power source for another - as long as it obeys the broadest definition of power - will prove incredibly useful. Heck, it might even stack with Universal Adaptor and make it reasonably efficient instead of incredibly wasteful.
>Superior Combination (400)
Again not necessarily a thing for right NOW... I'm not indulging in the gimmicks that the others riders here are playing with. But with everything else I've done in this universe, I've got many other powers that I can use in tandem with this, let alone anything from other jumps outside of here. It never hurts to know how best to use them together.

>>52373079
Well after looking it up in detail it seems that there is a status ailment called KO that one of the lesser female only anti status effect items (Cachusha) does protect against and KO apparently means instant death. So presumably the ribbon protects against it too.

>>52373240
>Legend Rider Movie Belt (300)
Well, I've got to bring my belt and outfit up to date somehow. I should probably get a new belt to integrate into it as well...
>Cool Jacket and Shades (Free, Drop-In)
Beats being dressed up as a monk.
>Bowl Of Never-Ending Udon (Free, Drop-In)
And into the kitchen YOU go. I'm not crazy about udon, but I have a couple close friends who seem to like it enough.
>Widget Detector (200, Drop-In)
>"Stupid looking watch you've got there." "Yes. It tells time. AND NOTHING ELSE." "Well yeah, that's what a watch does. Dumbass." https://youtu.be/bsPujgqpx8w?t=2m23s
>Lux Driver (0, Drop-In)
It's good that there's an extra 200 point gratuity for items. And honestly I'm really not a fan of the whole mix-and-match sell-more-toys school of kamen riding. I'd rather go with what Bruce Lee said: I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.
But seriously... Lux Driver? That just sounds flat-out COOL. I'm keeping it.

Kamen Rider Crux rides again. Without any of the gimmicks that everyone else here has. And honestly, for the most part, they've got things well in hand... I've just got to deal with laser-brain over here. Also the landlady.

While I have now taken to collecting things, I assure you they are not core medals, gaia memories, or anything else.

No, I'm not going to tell you what it is. It involves things that I will later feel extraordinarily ashamed of.

>>52373216
I don't know, I have only read a few korean series, and Noblesse is not one of them so I don't know where it would sit. That said Escalation in the korean series I have read is fairly steady, usually without singular jumps in power, but with a curve as things go along.

>>52373052
Not particularly. It definitely does grow in the power of the fights over the course of the series but in the story there is generally a slow and steady ramping up, as most of the fights are between the weaker main characters and the enemy of that arc, with the MC only coming in to save them a few times at the start. The severity of fights is constantly growing and generally doesn't drop down, to the point that at the current point in the series basically everyone of importance is at least capable of destroying a city or mountain.

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>When you go full jumper but there was a hidden higher power.

>>52373368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bSEfx6D8mA

>>52373052
What.
The fuck.
Is that pic.

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>>52373400
A picture from Wayne Barlowe's Inferno, of the demon Valefar.

>>52373477
Well, Valefar looks like he's wearing a vagina costume.
Am I the only one who noticed that?

Does anyone have the current version of the FFTA pdf, it seems to only be available as a series of pictures on the drive.

>>52373400
>>52373477
The real question is: jump when?

>>52373557
Eh, maybe. It's in that weird place where there's plenty of content, but not really much for a jump.

>>52373570
More worldbuilding than anything and nothing to base perks on?

Jump #284: Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei, Part 2
>Eight of Swords (Interference): Chagrin at the unforeseen consequences of prior decisions.
>Location: Japan, 2011
>Identity: Orphan
>Drawbacks: Legend Riders (0)
Wait. I have a Lux Driver. Does this make me a Light Wizard? Huh. Not really willing to go for the heavier drawbacks here, though.
>So I'm Just Ready (600)
Quantity no longer has a quality of its own when it comes to me. I just hope this does not change the operation of the theory of conversation of ninjutsu.
>You Know The Rules And So Do I (Free, Orphan)
A handshake is a gentleman's agreement. It means something.
>At Least I've Got My Donuts (Free, Orphan)
Not every moment can be exciting. But as long as I don't feel the need to FORCE things to be exciting, I can deal with it.
>Just The Beginning (300, Orphan)
I'll never go mad with the revelation. This is important, you never know when something crazy might come out unexpectedly. Facing down my inner demons, fresh perspectives, all important things.
>Missing Piece (0)
Now, that last perk is even more important. Now I HAVE faced down that inner phantom. A Wizard Driver (likely merged with the rest of the equipment at this point), an enslaved phantom... and this increases and amplifies all of my magical potency with the might of my willpower. And neither of those values are small values at this point.
>Variety Bag of Donuts (Free, Orphan)
mm donuts.

>>52373586
Pretty much, yes.

>>52373600
1000 points for the phantom budget, too.

>Enslaved Phantom: Lechuza [700]
A black owl. This... brings back memories of a world that never was, and a man doing anything within his power to save his sister who had died fifteen years ago. Yes, this is fitting.
>Strong Spirit [600]
It's only appropriate.
>Infinite Possibility [0]
I'm not sure that Infinity Style is going to be particularly useful to me early on, of course, but in time perhaps.

Now the fun thing about this jump is that, unlike literally everyone else, if the situation calls for it I'm going to be tossing around magic casually WITHOUT being in rider form.

Also, using the heck out of Show Me Your Best Set because that will be immensely useful to expand my arsenal in rider form. After all, while I've got magic, having THIS setting's style of magic to play with is going to be interesting.

Also I'm not going to interfere overmuch with the general plot beyond being there to help others out; the villain's going to be kept well in hand, the casualties are pretty low (though admittedly non-zero), and he'll get his comeuppance. Chances are, I'll just be focused on making sure civilian casualties are kept as close to zero as possible and otherwise simply being support for the main heroes.

Speaking of Noblesse, Val, if you're watching us, can Must Be Something in the Water be dialed down further than just below your beauty? I've kind of taken a lot of willpower perks to not go insane from looking at a mirror and extend others the same courtesy with glamours. Needless to say, gifting everyone I positively interact with sanity-shattering eldritch beauty is not ideal.

110. Digimon Cyber Sleuth
Age: 22, Origin: Detective
Location: Tokyo
Perks: A Nose For Trouble, Black Shades, The Web Expands, 20th Century Detectives, Analytical Debugging
Items: Digivice (Armband)+Digimon Capture, Domain Name [blank]+Island Formation+Digishop+Mirror+Nanako Mall Shift Simulation+Digital World Gate
Drawbacks: The Walls Have Ears, Ghost In The Shell, Digitalian Plague

I am now a digikin, and it's a Vegiemon. Fuck. I'm pretty much immune to the negative effects of hedonism at this point, but I still like being in control of my own body. Everything is suddenly a deal making process. He won't throw "compost" at people if I cook three meals every day. If I let him flirt with girls, he won't attempt to kidnap them. I can get a few hours of coding in if we transform into a Digimon and fly around the city scaring people.

It's not any of that that gets us into trouble, but the fucking plague he catches us picking a fight with a fucking infected Gotsumon. Half the time I'm a monster that my companions have to calm and contain, the other half I'm obsessively hunting information on the Eaters of all things, and hurting anyone who tries to get in my way. I'm forcibly evolving my Impmon to fight alongside me and my headmate, and have no choice but to go berserk when we do. Kamashiro gets some tapes of me transforming and tries to blackmail me into helping them, but I'm too obsessed for that. I end up losing ninety percent of human contact and relying solely on my companions during more lucid moments. Thankfully I can heal corruption with White Hat, Word of Flynn, Similar Subsystems, and Analytical Debugging, so corrupted Digimon, even those infected with the same fucking virus as me, are regularly restored while trying to pull information out of them. If they don't give me anything, they're usually pretty badly hurt.

And then some timey-wimey shit happened and the eaters disappeared so I tried to go find them for the next 9 years, but nothing came of it.

>>52373650
Sure.

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>>52373650
Embrace your nature anon

Has anyone here actually bothered to read/watch Cursed Child all the way through?

>>52373673
My god... It's full of Bodaciousness.

>>52373687
Nope.

Fuuuuuuuuuck that particular bowl of shit.

>>52373687
I read it.

I WANT EVERY SECOND I WASTED ON THAT SHITSHOW BACK.

>>52369770
>No 'I Love My Dead Gay Son' perk based on acceptance.

>>52373731
Was it as bad as people say?
Or was it worse?

>>52373834
Mary Sue is the villain of the story. The daughter of Voldemort and Bellatrix. How the fuck is not explained. Just... look. The only bad fanfiction tropes that it doesn't have are slash, love potions, and Harry/Hermoine cheating on their spouses.

And I'm on the fence about that second one because Hermoine made some RATHER FUCKING INTERESTING COMMENTS to Harry while they were alone in her office.

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>>52373854
Is it okay to stick your dick in crazy if you yourself are crazy?

>>52373886
You're asking the wrong questions anon.
Is it right NOT to stick your dick in crazy?

>>52373886
Not even once, anon, not even once. No matter what Hermoine says, because that bitch is crazy and Harry knows better than to take her up on her offer of enjoying some chocolate in her office.

Consider the drama around how they cast Hermoine, and then read that again, if you didn't get it.

Also every single adult in Cursed Child carries the idiot ball. In fact, everyone but Scorpius and Albus do. Arguably, honestly, so do they, because they have the only time turner on the planet that can go back AS FAR AS THEY WANT IT TO.

WITHOUT PARADOXING EVERYTHING AND ENDING THE UNIVERSE.

WHY.

WHYYYYYYYY.

>>52373914
Yes
You shouldn't stick your dick in crazy
This is so common knowledge its basically an axiom for life. keep up anon

>>52373886
>>52373914
>>52373932
I didn't know not sticking your dick in crazy was an option!

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Have you ever taken revenge for something done to your background self before you entered a Jump?

>>52374119
no, because before I jump. I have no idea what background self is going to be.

>>52369770
question when Dang Dang, Diggity Dang Dang! Says musical numbers come easily. You Does that include stuff like backup singers and dancers? and do you have to provide and coordinate those yourself or does it just happen like in a musical?

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>>52373854
Oh, I'm sorry, I just realized I specified the wrong one. I meant the third one.

The second one is fucking confirmed because Ron gave Albus a pre-Hogwarts gift. Of a love potion. To take to school with him and use on some witch.

Also actually come to think about it I'm pretty sure that slash was implied but not said outright. So all that's left are cheating spouses (which might be thing anyway) and mpreg, at this point.

>>52374273
>Ron gave Albus a love potion
My god, it's the fucking stupid love potion bullshit all over again.

>>52374314
You are absolutely correct my good sir!

Also implied Draco/Hermoine.

Also the witch that sells things from the trolley on the train? Apparently she's over two hundred years old. She never lets anyone get off the train until it gets to Hogwarts, and results to lethal means to try and prevent it. By way of throwing EXPLODING PUMPKIN PASTIES.

Fuck Cursed Child and everything about it. But considering that JK Rowling is of the opinion that wizards just dropped trou and took a crap wherever they were standing until about a hundred fifty years ago, I'm firmly of the opinion that someone should have pulled Harry Potter from her clutches and stopped her from ever talking about it again, like Disney did with George Lucas, to be completely frank.

>>52374273
>and mpreg
Who had the Mary Sue baby?

build for Duel Monsters – The Heroes JUMPABLE 0.7

http://pastebin.com/yUv91Lmi

>>52374345
Allegedly, Bellatrix bore the child, Voldemort was the father. She is a parselmouth, so that lends credence to that being the truth in the strange, strange universe that this play takes place in. It's seriously just one trope behind My Immortal.

>>52374357
The theory that JK wrote My Immortal becomes stronger every day. Mostly as it becomes more plausibly canon to HP according to her.

>>52374344
...
>implied Draco/Hermoine.
wut

Just, seriously, what? Not only implications of Harry/Hermione while they're married to the Weasley's, but this shit too?

The pastry lady is just Rowling trolling, not even being subtle about it.

>>52374372
Ah, my timing was a little bit off. Prior to the 1700's when the plumbing was installed at Hogwarts, "wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence." Word of fucking god. Wizards would just stop in the hallway or on the street and take a shit.

I mean, it's not like Rome had plumbing. It's not like people in Rome had HOME PLUMBING AND TOILETS CONNECTED TO SEWERS IN THE FIRST CENTURY AD.

>>52374401
Rowling didn't write the play. She just went 'yep, it's canon'. I'm pretty sure she didn't bother to read it, and just saw dollar signs.

>>52374344
>By way of throwing EXPLODING PUMPKIN PASTIES.
Are we talking about a pastry lady or the Green Goblin?

>>52374428
Her hands also turn into claws, by the way.

Oh, by the way, ignoring how Harry's son gets erased from the timeline because he's a fuckup, apparently WHILE THEY WERE GONE TIME TRAVELLING, THEY WROTE A MESSAGE ON HARRY'S BABY BLANKET, WHICH HARRY ONLY FOUND AT THAT INSTANT AND AT NO TIME EARLIER THAN THAT EVER.

Shit is retarded.

>>52374409
>I'm pretty sure she didn't bother to read it, and just saw dollar signs.
Maybe, but with the rate at which she gives money away to charity I think she just went, sure, canon, whatever. I just don't think she cares.

>>52374409
Seriously though, what's this about implied implications?

>>52374441
Wasn't there some stupid thing about potions essentially acting like invisible ink, and they did that because they knew it was going to land in the magical equivalent of lemon juice or whatever? Still stupid, but slightly less stupid than not noticing it being there before.

>>52374441
Every passing second I'm more thankful that I didn't read this and that I've ignored everything that Rowling has said since Deathly Hallows.

I learned my lesson with Lucas. It seems to be paying off.

>>52374493
Look, I haven't read it since I did it the first time. The scars from where it was seared into my brain are fading. I have no intention of looking those scenes up again. Draco envied peoples' friendship and there was a lot of discussing about how good friends Ron and Hermione were and other such crap.

Also I really forget what the hell the scene was with Hermione and Harry in her office after he dropped off the time turner but it was... a little sketchy on paper.

>>52374577
I don't blame you for trying to forget it. Now go, Crux, go and cleanse your mind with something totally unrelated to That-Which-Shall-Not-Be-Named.

Best combo?

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Jumpers, what would an evil(er) version of yourself be like? What would be their motives and plans?

>>52374924
for what? here's one I found recently That will cover most combat stuff .

(Czarnian +extreme durability+ extreme Regeneration+ extreme strength from injustice gods among us.)+this is in fact my final form from sword Art online+Dark Panther+Chaos from Duel Monsters – The Heroes.

>>52374357
See I really like the idea of Bellatrix and Voldemort having a daughter but she should have been around Harry's age and his love interest.

>>52375021
I'm pretty sure I read a fanfic like that once.

>>52375021
Should she have rainbow eyes and be able to use super magic as well?

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>>52375021
Only if she's yandere as fuuuuuck.

> She'll happily fight mom and dad.
> But only if Harry will love her.

>>52375114
>I'm pretty sure I read a fanfic like that once.
I've seen a handful some of which were good but none of those were complete.

>>52375119
>Should she have rainbow eyes and be able to use super magic as well?
Nah not like that.

>>52375179
Rowling's ideas about love are so odd I wouldn't be surprised if someone asks her about this her answer will be yes, their lovechild would have been a yandere for Harry because something horcruxes something

>>52375438
Rowling taught me everything I know about love.
Namely that it involves setting people you don't like on fire and being rewarded for it.

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>>52372975
Yes. No one must ever know.

>>52373088
...How would the Paper Mario perk help with that?

>>52374924
Vectors (Elfen Lied) + Insight (Bloodborne) + Quantum Brain (Gundam Anno Domini/00)

Quantum telekinesis arms! Quantum brain-eyes!

>>52374927
Presumably, they would do the evil stuff I don't do.

Like, pointless stuff that doesn't get me anything (even amusement). Or messing with children. Or mass genocides. Or just Ebon Dragon charms.

Probably already discussed before, but I have a query, /jc/.

If I bring the Philosophers Stone from Harry Potter into Fullmetal Alchemist, what will happen? Would it conform to FMA's world and work like the FMA Philo Stone or stay as it is?

>>52375657
It would stay as it is? The Philosopher's Stone is an entirely different thing from FMA Philosopher's Stones, and they do different things through different mechanisms. So aside from the name, they're completely different things.

Why would it change?

>>52375657
It would stay as it is. They're two completely different things.

>>52374924
He would try to constantly save the world and help others without asking anything in return.

Truly despicable.

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>>52375438
The thing about Rowling is... she's a drifter. Labile. She makes shit up as she goes. If you've ever read an interview with her, or tried to track her process at all, it's very apparent. For a long time apparently she planned to kill off Ron and then decided against it, and then had him shack up with Hermoine, which she later regretted.
She's not really committed to a big, overarching story so much as she's just having fun making shit.

And, I mean, there's nothing inherently wrong with that. That's how I write. It'd be very hypocritical of me if I said she was wrong.
But I don't think she ever really "got" that Harry Potter took on its own identity, and people started to expect things from it. She's still kindof just... fucking around, basically.
She is a kid who was playing around in the sandbox one day and inadvertently created art, and she doesn't really understand why.

Anyway, I wouldn't be opposed to it if Disney bought her out like they did George.

>>52375657
Definitely stay as is. They're two entirely separate things with separate functions. Things don't just turn into other things just because their names are the same.

Although, you could probably prank the fuck out of some Alchemists with it, for what that's worth.

>>52375675
>>52375676
Danke. I was only wondering out of curiosity, as the idea of bringing a rather important plot point of FMA from a relatively low power jump tickled my fancies.

>>52374927
Of the 'everything would be perfect if everyone followed my rule!' variety. Basically lawful evil to the point of classic hamminess.

>>52375720
I think Warner Bros would rather collectively hang than lose HP to Disney

Quick question, the magic system in Negima, is it worth investing in? Is there anything interesting / unique about it that a magitech wizard should salivate over? Or should I just not waste time and grab Kanka, using the chi and magic abilities I already have to power it?

>>52374577
Hey crux you can always make yourself feel better by reminding yourself that rowling says its all canon.

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>>52374924
I really enjoy this one:

Summoning (No Game No Life) + Summoner (Overlord) + SUMMON (A Practical Guide to Evil) + Infinity (Seven Deadly Sins)

Summon entire armies of gods to fight for you or just drown your enemies in arch-angels.


>>52375613
Maybe add the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception (Tsukihime) and SLAY (A Practical Guide to Evil) + Always an Ending (Siderals)?

Basically cutting through any defenses and permanently killing immortals.

>>52375792
>Mystic Eyes of Death Perception
Oh. You use that.

What is that setting where magic is all based on metal and the world sucks?

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>>52375792
>Maybe add the Mystic Eyes of Death Perception (Tsukihime) and SLAY (A Practical Guide to Evil) + Always an Ending (Siderals)?
>Basically cutting through any defenses and permanently killing immortals.
I fail to see what this has to do with quantum brains and the shenanigans they allow?

>>52375825
brutal legend

>>52375825
Mistborn?

>>52375825
Tenacious D?

>>52375837
Thats it.

>>52375835
>>52375839
We have a D jump?

>>52375825
This one?

>>52375845
Brutal Legend is basically "Jack Black but a videogame" yeah.

>>52375865
Yeah but thats not tenacious d, tenacious d would be about earning your way into the rock hall of fame via songs made on the spot, drugs that make you see bigfoot, and challenging the devil to a rockoff.

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>>52375913
Actually I'm pretty sure two out of three of those happen in Brutal Legend.

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>>52374927

A flanderized version of Rance where all of the positive parts of his personality are erased in favor of the unsympathetic parts

>>52375940
None happen. No drugs, no bigfoot, there is a demon fight but no devil and its not a rockoff, no hall of fame, no d.

>>52376003
Okily dokily lets rape you now.

>>52375021
>>52374357
I want to laugh, but that litteraly was my jumper's backstory in HP.

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>>52374927

A man who cares more about his journey instead of the Boudaciousness of babes and thinks of bro as a mediocre jump maker. Absolutely terrible and would have to fight to the end

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>>52374927
Huh. I never considered that before.

Just a slightly more evil version of myself would probably fall into the "I'm not evil, I'm efficient" line of mad scientist. He wouldn't go out of his way to cause harm to others, but he wouldn't balk at testing out new spells and technological devices on people to gauge their effectiveness. He would probably make his own Companions, rather than recruiting them, because of the ensured loyalty built into them and the ability to specify their qualities. I imagine he would ultimately become very boring to watch once he hit a certain point in mad science. He would be eating worlds for raw materials and test subjects. In the end, if he ever truly Sparked, he would likely do so on his own terms, having seized the power for himself with his magic and technology.

Further down the rabbit hole you'd probably run into the "I'm not evil, I'm just having fun" evil version of me. Who would dive face first into the sort of Perks I generally avoid. Harem perks coupled with mental domination, full blown "ripping people's skeletons out of their bodies" level of necromancy, and using souls to power their abilities. He would probably rely on going to Hellsing as early as possible and just going full Alucard on people. After eating several armies. He would only be happy as long as he was being entertained, or challenged, or brutalizing others. I doubt he would ever Spark, but if he did it would likely be due to a lust for /more/ unstated by any of the remaining worlds he could visit.

There's not much left past that point. I have a hard time imagining a much eviler version of myself than that. Unless everything circles back in on itself at some point and the ultimate evil version of myself is some combination of Ham Villain and pure Monster. Like Robotnik from the Sonic Comics or something.

What a lovely question to get my brain running this morning. Thank you very much EvilAnon.

>>52374927
>Jumpers, what would an evil(er) version of yourself be like?

he would destroy all existent systems Out of nihilistic loathing rather than implement better replacement systems.

>What would be their motives and plans?

in Mainline marble there is a God of Bombs who Create a bomb that could destroy all God's at once . He would time travel to before he was captured by Grog the God-Slayer And bind his soul to him So He could start building a bomb that could destroy everything ever whatsoever,he would Mass-produce these and then use Rick and Morty technology to start distributing them to every possible universe.

Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>52368455
Jump 197 Mage: The Awakening
http://pastebin.com/mxxNMZ2q
Highlights include, 80 years of study, eating mages that want to eat me and crafting.
Continue
1 Fantastic Beasts
2 Masters of Red
3 SCP
4 Sonichu
5 Full Metal Alchemist
6 Beelzebub
7 The Matrix
8 Ultimate Spider Man

>>52376331
Ooh, I can upgrade my living outfit. Ultimately spiderpig. I'll be needing a new 8.

>>52376350
Samurai Deeper Kyo

>>52372975
Once, like way back when jumpchain first started, I drew a really cringy picture and posted it the thread. It came back to bite me a little while later, since then I haven't drawn anything related to my jumps.

Mistborn question

Is there any point in buying the misting perk for 400 in mistborn that gives you conttol over 1 metal for 400, when the 600 perk gives you control over all of them? And whats the deal with the 800 cp metal having this weird CANNOT EVER BE COPIED EVER note on it? 800 for a one time powerup and you cant even copy it seems a bit overpriced

Okay, I need something to read. Can you guys point me to any good fanfiction out there?

>>52376512
Everyone knows the only good fanfiction is written by unicorns, so go look for that.

>>52374924
RE Virus + Warframe Infection + Renegade + Outside Assistance from EVO + Prototype Virus+ Virologist from RE/ SS13. Infect EVERYTHING.
>>52374927
Probably the same, but instead of placing moderately sized colonies in the ocean of the planet she just kills everyone on it and terraforms the whole thing. Probably my desire to be important dialed up to a thirteen.

>>52376512
The Divine Comedy and Paradise Lost, for starters.

>>52376512
For which series? Any? I'm personally a fan of Modus Operandi, a Fallout fanfic that has two more parts after it, each over 100000 words.

>>52376492
There isn't much point in getting Misting or Ferring, no. As for Lerasium, it's made from the flesh of a dead aspect of reality. Unless you can get your hands on Preservation's power (which counts as deciding to stay), the materials required to make it are presumably so rare and exotic that you couldn't reproduce it. I'm not so sure that scans true to me, a jumper could in theory get access to the materials they'd need, but that was the logic the jumpmaker used. It's not meant as a powerup, though, it's meant to spread Allomancy to other worlds. The effects of eating Lerasium are hereditary, so the idea is that you'd start a dynasty of Allomancers or something like that.

>>52373854
>>52374273
Wait, I heard that Cursed Child had Mpreg.

>>52376585
long =/= good, explain why it's good without using length

>>52376653
That was just someone fucking with you.

>>52373854
Wait. Wait Wait Wait Wait Wait. You're telling me that leaked script was right? There was actually not!Enoby trying to seduce Harry's son and it turned out she was really Voldemort's daughter and went back in time to bring him back, succeeded, and then there ended up being a national Voldemort Day?

Goddamn. I'll just stick to Marvel and their blood stupidity.

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>>52374927
My Jumper likes helping people when he can, but doesn't seek others to help. So I would have to say that my Evil Jumper twin would be going out his way to do evil. Like murder, rape, pillaging (but not necessarily in order). He would be a cheat & dishonorable person, relying on others to do his dirty work while he reaps the benefits.

I thinkwould think he'd focus on poison, trickery, and magic. His goals would be simply doing whatever he pleases, moving on only when he gets bored or when there's nothing left.

>>52376561
>Not Thus Spoke Zarathustra

Man, I sure didn't see that twist about God being dead coming. Gets a bit wordy in places though, and the author can't stop wanking his big blond mary sue

>>52376450
queued

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>>52373886
>Not sticking your dick in crazy
>Not putting a ring on crazy
>Not binding crazy to you in eternal matrimony
You all are weird.

>>52374314
>>52374273
>I always bought into the Love Potion stuff, at least for Ginny.

>>52374344
>implied Draco/Hermoine.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52374539
I want to do the same, but it keeps coming up. And pissing me off.

>>52374927
Evil Justice comes in one of two flavors
"What Justice could have been" and "What Justice still might become".
The former is a complete and utter selfish cunt, who cares only about his own desires and indulging in his rage and sadism, with no care as to whom he harms in doing so.
The later is 100% Knight-Templar "Kill all evil-doers, ALL OF THEM".

>>52375021
I want to smack you over the internet.

>>52375179
Yandere, best dere

>>52375438
>ideas about love are odd
No shit.

>>52375498
Don't forget that if you don't love the person you have a child with, your child will be a batshit insane sadist from childhood onwards and will create a magical version of Nazis.

>>52376512
Despite my years and years, to this day, spent reading it? No. I can't call any fanfiction I've ever read "good". Entertaining? sure, but not good.

>>52376815
>Don't forget that if you don't love the person you have a child with, your child will be a batshit insane sadist from childhood onwards and will create a magical version of Nazis.
Only if they're an orphan. Rowling said that it was lack of any love at all in Voldemort that made him like that, and that if Merope was around to raise him he would have turned out alright. Loveless conception but loving parents? Fine. Loving conception but no parents? Also fine. Loveless conception and no parents? Sociopath. Which is, you know, still pretty awful to say, but it's at least a little better.

>>52376863
It implies there is no such thing as a loving orphanage.
Which, to be fair, it was the 20s-30s so I can kinda understand it. But still.
It's entirely fucked up.

>>52376624
If you have to start a dynasty to spread it then it seems even less worth it, at least to me.

And yeah jumper shenanigabs should let you copy it at least, we have loads of ways to copy metals. Has anyone ever actually taken this? It comes off as like taking the bending scrolls from avatar and saying you can only give 1 person bending ever while charging most of your cp for it. Who made this?

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>>52376561
>The Divine Comedy

One of the worst fanfics that I have ever read. That Virgil guy was total bro, though.

>>52376751
I think he was only blonde in the nazi fanfiction.

>>52376512
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

What jumps can you get an android waifu?

>>52376657
It sets up the PC as a badass at first and slowly shows his mental and physical vulnerabilities, especially with relation to Sarah Lyons, the Pride, and Point Lookout, as well as his role as "Savior of the Wastes" and having to live up to a legend. The second part (I think, been a while) deals with Point Lookout and the Pride, with them essentially going their and trying to figure out what the PC did their. There's a lot of Lovecraftian style horror, which I'm a big fan of. It also introduces likeable (to me, at least) OC characters who have a bit of depth to them who play major roles in the final part (incomplete, btw, updates are random which kind of sucks).

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Jumpers, how do you deal with teenagers and their endless bullshit? Are you stern, or more understanding? Do you try making friends with them? Or do you just not give a shit and avoid them whenever possible?

>>52376911
>recursive fanfics
The worse.

>>52374441
>Her hands also turn into claws, by the way.
How is an eldritch pastry-witch who exists solely to ply children with sweets and prevent them from leaving a train not a fucking magnificent villain idea?

>>52376911
Nah, the Nazis reappropriated the blond beast for their own fanfiction and then missed the point completely. Kinda like if someone heard about Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way, and made their own mary sue called Shadowgirl Racekiller (Original Character Do Not Steal).

>>52377063
Mostly because the execution is pretty cringey, and because nobody in the original work ever gave any sign that she was a big deal.

>>52377063
She would be too powerful, Voldemort shouldn't even be relevant when that monster exists

>>52377077
Can a lion be a mary-sue though?

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>>52377109
Yes?

>>52374344
Why does she try so hard to keep people from getting of the train?

So what are some safe jumps that anyone can take but gives some nice power?

>>52377122
because the folks writing the play were smoking some really good shit.

>>52377146
Define "safe". You could always fall down stairs and break your leg in most mundane Jumps.

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>>52377041
Persona, GUNNM, and VA-11 HALL-A have some of the best, depending on what you're looking for. Other than that, I'd suggest building your own. Might be faster and easier overall.

>>52377051
Eh, I've been a hormone filled teenager a bunch of times now. It gives you a bit of perspective when you understand the science behind it and can experience it again with that knowledge. I don't go out of my way to hang out with them, unless that's the main cast of the world. Then I try to prod them in the right direction with advice. Sometimes a thrown object is needed to grab their attention though.

>>52377146
Most Jumps give you the basic tools to survive in them, so long as you're not a doofus and buy all Items or something. If you want power, you'll generally not find it in "safe" settings.

>>52377117
I think he was more of a Jesus allegory than a sue.

>>52377122
She was summoned and bound to this plane for two purposes.
First, to ensure that children do not leave the train.
Second, to sell them various sweets.

Those who summoned her did not appreciate how much leeway they were giving her in the wording of these commands. But they cannot dissolve the contract, or she would devour the train itself. They cannot banish her without dissolving the contract. They cannot alter the contract without her consent. And she's happy eating children who try to leave the train she is similarly trapped within for the rest of the foreseeable eternity.
Didn't you wonder why, when Voldemort took over, they stopped using the train? Because Voldemort isn't an idiot (well he IS, but...), he recognized her dark nature and decided that it would be foolish to leave the future generations of Magical Britain in her claws.

>>52377173
Jesus was a sue as well.

>>52377170
That pic is eleven different kinds of fucked up, Yoro.

>>52377170
That looks like something out of Anima.

>>52377182
>Jess Sue, son of Mary
Jesus Christ, bravo God.

>>52377051
I just try to talk to them and help when I can. Evangelion turned this into a huge pain in the ass because I ended up taking Misato's place as combat director as well as the person in charge of looking after Shinji, and later Rei and Asuka as well (Asuka came like in canon, Rei joined us because her shitty apartment just flat out caught on fire here, and so she got assigned to me). Let me tell you, dealing with those three was enough to drive most normal people insane. It took all of my social perks and experience to help them, and I think it ultimately turned out for the best, especially since we managed to prevent Third Impact in the end.

That doesn't mean I didn't start drinking during my stay there, in order to deal with their bullshit.

>>52377146
Girls Und Panzer (Seek and Ye Shall Find, Read and Ye Shall Know)
Death Note (just steal the Death Note from Light and laugh)
Worm (if you stay out of large population centers and small towns with S9 Bait names)
Rick and Morty (just make a bunker in case of Sanchez)

>>52377239
>Worm (if you stay out of large population centers and small towns with S9 Bait names)
You also need to track down and kill Jack Slash, though.

>>52377239
>>52377263
Doesn't Worm have huge casualties over the course of the story?

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>>52374344
Just look at that face. Look at it. That right there is pure unadulterated concentrated evil

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>>52377183
So are a lot of things that are discussed here.

>>52377051
by being One of them myself more often then Not.

>>52377183
who is this and where can I see more of her?

>>52377305
>RWBYweapon.jpg

>>52377318
Bancho's into dead little girls. Why am I not surprised?

>>52377335
she looks of age to me, not Going to argue the dead part though.

>>52377318
>Tera has previously commented he thought that waiting for a girl to grow up before starting a relationship with her was pedophilic
>wants more images of a zombie loli
What the fuck?

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Jumpers, how do Necromancy?

>>52377281
Mostly in densely populated areas: where Endbringers strike, and where Scion shoots his "fuck you" beam.

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>>52377239
>worm
>safe
The only way it can be safe is if you managed to find a way to store yourself on the moon AND not take any shard powers to not have to deal with shard fuckery.

Stop trying to get this poor fucker killed.

>>52377146
Overlord anime/Manga/Light Novel
Gives you everything you'll ever need to be really strong where taking the upper levels means lesser attacks don't even hurt you. Also huge amounts of variability.

For a more superhero flavor
Batman movie trilogy
Spiderman movie trilogy
Superman the animated series/Batman the Animated series

None of these settings involve world ending threats. And the heroes are more than capable of handling the threats on their own. The list is going from least powerful to most.

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>>52374927

>>52377351
I go for more standard rez than zombie raising. But if I do go zombie mode, I use the perks from Innistrad to make super zombies

>>52377351
Only corpses, no souls. Never using Negative Energy for some pure-evil magic. Treat it as a Science/Art rather than anything else. The normal Zombies/Ghouls/Ghasts/Etc are so constantly done it's boring as hell, I wanna see what else I can make.

>>52377345
>>Tera has previously commented he thought that waiting for a girl to grow up before starting a relationship with her was pedophilic
>>wants more images of a zombie

I don't think she is a loli , is she?

>>52377362
>Batman the Animated series

Wait, it's finally finished?

>>52377362
>The only way it can be safe is if you managed to find a way to store yourself on the moon
If you're on the moon, you're probably drawing a certain precog's attention. If you live quietly in a small town in the mid-west, nobody's gonna bother you.

>AND not take any shard powers to not have to deal with shard fuckery.
That's part of the jump, isn't it? Pretty sure there's some "no passenger" version of power offered.

>>52377371
Tera, you're digging the hole deeper. Just shut up, please.

>>52377387
Then why bother going? He wanted power and safety not no power and very tenuous safety.

>>52377371
She's clearly no (physically) older than 11-12 at the most.

>>52377408
I thought I was Just a stylistic thing, like how A Bishōnen Is not a trap, nevermind then.

>>52377428
..."stylistically loli" is still loli.

>>52377408
>Pretty sure there's some "no passenger" version of power offered.
Reading comprehension:
>Pretty sure there's some "no passenger" version of power offered.

>>52377378
Not yet.

>>52377439
but that's like at least 30% of all Anime women. Jesus fuck !

I know we've got at least one Jump with a Perk that allows you to more easily blend areas of Science and Technology. Does anyone remember where it's from?

>>52377351
I never deal with zombies or ghosts. That's not really death magic, when you think about it, that's just another form of life. Maybe one that's antithetical to normal life, but still alive. Instead, my focus is on the concept of death as cessation. Death magic takes the complex and animated and makes it simple and still. This makes for obvious applications in killing people by ending their lives, but it's also useful in countermagic by "killing" a spell. It also has stealth applications, by imparting the stillness and silence of the grave on my surroundings. At higher levels it can start working on conceptual negation, "killing possibility" to prevent certain actions from happening and stilling them before they even happen. This also allows for some mental manipulation by denying certain possible trains of thought.

>>52377455
Japan likes Lolis, in other news Water is Wet.

Also there is a difference between a Bishonen and a Trap. The most obvious being that the former wears men's clothing, and the later wears women's.

>>52377455

Not that anon you were talking too, but you do have a point there and don't forget about the "1,000 year old woman whole looks like a little girl" thing

>>52377480
oh please, if Bishonen weren't trying to seduce Other men they wouldn't make their mouths so pretty.

>>52377490
yeah, at least that way There is consent even if it's still creepy.

>>52377447
No. The Shard goes away post-jump. You either have a power and a Shard or neither while in the jump.

>>52377351
Edo Tensei. You can turn anybody who has ever lived into unkillable super zombies who retain all of the abilities that they had in their prime alongside a full lifetime of experience and infinite magical energy. All you need is a small amount of their DNA and a human sacrifice whose personal strength is inconsequential. You could sacrifice a crippled old grandpa to summon the most powerful warrior who has ever lived. You can see through all of their senses and even possess their bodies to communicate with others. If they give you problems (unlikely considering they physically can't disobey you unless they're overwhelmingly more powerful than you are) you can suppress their consciousness with little to no loss to their functionality. You can control hundreds of them at once and even your death doesn't stop the technique. In fact, killing you would make it much harder to stop the zombies.

All things considered it's pretty tough to beat when it comes to necromancy.

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>>52377521
>oh please, if Bishonen weren't trying to seduce Other men they wouldn't make their mouths so pretty.

that's some pretty fucking creepy ass language there, bancho. and even if it's a joke, it's not funny.

>>52377451

Aw. I got excited for a moment

>>52377521
Tera. Shut the fuck up, you creepy fucking waste of breathable air.

>>52377532
You'll have to upgrade it some, though. The version in the Forbidden Scroll in Konoha is Tobirama's original design, made for much weaker zombies. Orochimaru modified it to draw out more of their strength, and Kabuto took it even further to the completely OP version he does. You know, for all that Itachi criticized Kabuto for just copying others instead of being his own man, Kabuto actually had a lot of original creations. Like, sure, his Sage Mode was him mixing together a bunch of stolen bloodlines. But the whole was greater than the sum of its parts. Kabuto earned that power, Mr. OP Bloddline.

>>52377146
Symbiote: You can avoid all danger pretty easily, and you get a bullshit AI Friend.
Jojo Part 1: Just kill Dio, and now you have Hamon/A Stand.
Mob Psycho 100: Cool Psychic powers, only have to deal with an organization of Manchildren.
Narnia: Time Shit Immunity/ Ruling Skills/Magic, plot is easily avoidable.
Kubo and the Six Strings: You're not likely to run into any issues if you aren't looking for them.
Cardcaptors: Some pretty powerful magic, and nobody dies in the plot.

>>52377146
Most jumps will solve themselves without your interference, and a large number of them will even solve themselves without some disaster occurring. There's so many that would be safe as long as you don't try to participate that you would end up going over the word limit just listing them out.

>>52377611
If you pick up Ninjutsu Specialization you could buy Kabuto's version of Edo Tensei through fiat.

>>52377741
how do hidden villages feel about edo tensei anyway?

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>>52377546

I've never heard of Heathers before. Let's see what's in here. Sounds like a pretty mundane universe.

>looks at all those perks.
>a perk that helps you fake your own death
>a perk that allows you to forge suicide letters
>a perk that prevents you from successfully committing suicide as a result of a mental issues or outside forces
>a drawback that has the ghost of someone you accidentally killed follow you around
>a drawback that implies that a bunch of people would have died in canon if not for someone named Veronica, and the responsibility saving them now falls to you
>a drawback that turns bullshit teen drama lethal

.... What the heck kinda setting is this?

I swear some anons are so sensitive for every little thing

>>52377521
>yeah, at least that way There is consent even if it's still creepy.

I'll never understand the fascination with those characters but I do hate how they flood almost everything, but I guess taste is different for everyone

>>52377521
>oh please, if Bishonen weren't trying to seduce Other men they wouldn't make their mouths so pretty.

Bishonen is a type of style, in English we call it pretty boy and your partially right about it being gay since gay manga and such like to use that style a lot but it's also used to attract girls who like pretty boys and boy bands over manly men

>>52377748
It was invented by Tobirama but as far as I know it didn't see much use. Somebody like Onoki might be able to recognize it, which would almost certainly lead to him suspecting Konoha if he realized exactly what he was fighting. But otherwise I'd say most people are too young and the technique is too obscure for them to know much about it. Even Obito didn't know much about its mechanics, although he knew what it was.

>>52377748
Konoha feels ashamed that their Second Hokage was a supervillain who only looked good because he died before he got a chance to do anything really evil. Everyone else is freaked the fuck out by the fact that Konoha's had the power to make armies of the undead all this time, and they're only finding out because a traitor stole the technique.

>>52377797
>>52377816
so openly using it as a leaf ninja is probably not the best of ideas?

>>52377828
It's a real fast way of getting an S-class entry and a village's worth of Jounin level or higher headhunters coming down on your asshole.

>>52377828
Anon, making an army of the enslaved dead is never going to look good. No matter who you are, you're going to get people hunting you down. But yes, doing it as a Leaf ninja is probably going to be the worst option out of a pack of bad ones.

>>52377753
This is probably the greatest comment I have ever received on anything I've made ever, just so you know.

Heathers is a play about, well, drama. Not sure if you want spoilers or not, though.

>>52377828
Not to mention that it would almost definitely attract the immediate attention of both Akatsuki and Orochimaru.

>>52377546
Yes it's done! Can't wait to jump this, even if at most I just want the Heathers.

I love how I've got this little community following me from world to world at this point. Not companions, though I've plenty of them too. I wish more jumps included Follower options like Kenshin does, or subjects, the way Dwarf Fortress or Viking Saga do.

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So Jumpers what is your alignment?

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>>52378114
True Neutral. When I act as either a hero or a villain, it's usually because I got dragged into it by a friend or something.

>>52378114
>Chaotic Good
Just who the hell do you think I am?!

>>52378114
>samurai jack
>anime
pls

>>52378114
Lawful evil, I purposefully chose that as my alignment in dragonlance so that I would aleays ping lawful evil no matter what. Its great when you are saving countries and upholding law and justice but showing up as evil in morality vision.

>>52377546
age/gender?

>>52378114
To tell the truth, it tends to bounce around depending on the jump and my specific background for that jump. I do tend to stick mostly to the neutral and good sides of the spectrum, though.

>>52378088
There are though, it's just that the jumps you've listed are the most famous ones for them. If you look for jumpmakers known for a companion focus you'll probably find a fair bunch, just because followers and vassals are the easiest way to circumvent the companion limit.

>>52378114
Neutral Good, with some Lawful Evil tendencies when acting as Empress.

>>52378114
I bounce around a whole bunch based on the Origin I choose for whichever given Jump. I tend towards Neutral Good, but I'm slowly descending down into True Neutral as my Chain progresses. It wouldn't surprise me if I eventually hit Neutral Evil as my default alignment.

>>52378114
Chaotic Neutral nothing shall stand in my way, neither good nor evil can stop me.

>>52378186
Oh, I know it's not comprehensive, the list I gave. I'm more just expressing my fondness for the concept.

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>>52378114
Neutral Evil.

>>52378114
None of them quite fit, I'm more about improving myself and my companions than worrying about everything else.

Closest might be True Neutral on average? Idk.

When I do act in a world, it's usually to just improve the ones involved and then, unless there's something else I want or a debt to honour, I dip out.

>>52378114
Chaotic Neutral, because i do whatever i want to do and no one will stop me

>>52378114
I do what I want when I want, good or bad. So whatever that would be

>>52378114
Neutral Evil when I'm in Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain mode, Neutral Good the rest of the time.

>>52377041
Overlord LN

>>52378114
I just want to know what they were smoking when they declared Vash Lawful. Dude is all about the free will.

>>52377041

Megaman zero

>>52378114
chaotic good because I create consequences for those in power who would otherwise not receive them, destroying existing structures to create better, more just worlds

>>52378397
Keep deluding yourself.

>>52377362
>Superman the animated series
>does not involve world-ending threats
Mmm... Did we watch the same show?

>>52378397
>you
>Chaotic Good
You should be a comedian, that's hilarious!

>>52378114
On average, Neutral Good, although I go between the other Good and Neutral alignments depending on the circumstances I'm dealt.

>>52378114
I'd like to be Chaotic Good but I think I'm really Neutral Good. Being Chaotic Good would be impractical and counterproductive to my usual methods (Not like it's a BAD alignment it's just not suited to my purposes or needs), and it takes a special kind of person to pull it off in a way that doesn't make you look like an asshole.

And I don't think I'm that kind of special person.

>>52378466
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/BlueAndOrangeMorality/RealLife

It's not funny, man.

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>>52378114
Chaotic Bacon

>>52377882

I don't care about spoilers because I don't really plan on ever seeing the play.

Spoil me up, Moth!

Is there a perk anywhere that eliminates the need for magical foci?

>>52378613
HP wandless casting.

>>52378114
Chaotic bitch I guess. I mean my main things are screwing around and seeing bad ideas to grand conclusions. Sometimes this means saving the world in the stupidest way possible, and other times it can mean putting on a red trench coat and stealing clouds while leaving trivial geographic clues.

>>52378635
No, actually. The HP perks only affect HP magic, last I checked.

>>52378613
sims 3 / witch origin

>>52378651
Nowhere does it say thet.

>>52378114
I keep bouncing around neutral, good, and chaotic alignments.
At the end of the day, probably True Neutral or Chaotic Neutral, if only because of how much of a dickass thief I am.

>>52378719
Yeah, but CCDT ruled it, I believe.

>>52378758
Gonna need some proof on that please.

>>52378651
They also give a talent for silent/wandless casting in other systems as long as the incantation/focus isn't a hard requirement.

>>52378588
Okay, so basically there's these popular girls at school (The Heathers) and Veronica doesn't like being bullied. She gets to be part of their friend group and then the Heathers basically set up Veronica's friend, Martha Dunnstock, to be embarrassed at a massive party. They peer pressure Veronica into letting it happen, and a kid named Jason Deen sees this and is like "wow that was kind of dickish of you" and then she sees him fighting people that bother him and she gets a crush on him.

So like, they talk and such. And then at the party, Veronica gets mad at the Heathers after seeing them embarrass Martha and make her feel awful. Veronica ruins the party and goes off to comfort Martha, and then Heather Chandler gets fucking pissed and says that she's going to destroy Veronica's social life on Monday. Veronica freaks out and goes to sleep with JD, and then the next morning she goes with JD to talk to Heather Chandler. Heather orders Veronica to make her a hangover cure (A prairie oyster) and then JD is like "Let's poison her with drain cleaner" and Veronica is like "*nervous laughter* no." And then a mixup happens and Veronica accidentally poisons Heather with drain cleaner (They used a mug which is why Veronica didn't see the color). Heather dies, Veronica flips the fuck out, and JD is like "make it look like a suicide with a touching note" and Veronica is good at forging stuff so they do that.


This pretty much makes giant waves through the school, and the well-meaning but incompetent/egotistical adults decide to make a tv special news report on teen suicide by having all the students sit around and start talking. Heather Chandler's ghost pops up sometimes to provide commentary and to act as a greek chorus to Veronica. (this got long so hang on con't in the next post)

>>52378651
That's not exactly what he ruled. He ruled that it only affects magic systems where foci aren't a true dependency.
>>52378764
Here
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/48659082/#48661848

>>52377546
Survived the Jump should only apply to mundane forms of harm to avoid functional immortality contingent on being mind controlled into suicide attacks. It's an issue in-jump too since I assume the perk isn't intended to allow a masochistic suicide bomber to be talked shit at until he blows up the school with a grenade vest and then dusts himself off next morning with nary a scratch, a big smile and a bigger erection.

>>52378809
Eventually JD fucking kills two jocks (Who also join Heather Chandler in acting at the greek chorus), and gets it in his head that he should blow up the school because clearly, this world is shit and he'll spread a big dramatic message through the world if he blows up the school (Which, of course, freaks Veronica the fuck out), and Martha commits suicide at some point during the play because she gets treated like some kind of burden and isn't well-liked, but survives.

JD attempts to get Veronica to go along with his plans, but Veronica ends up faking her own death to get him off her back, and she goes to stop him. JD blows himself up in the middle of the football field to stop a bomb from blowing up the school after she talks him down (Veronica also tries to get him not to blow himself up but fails)

so basically you have to take out JD to solve all the big problems and that he's kind of an ass.

>>52378613
It has been ruled that backwards casting from YJ eliminates the need for any foci and somatic components. And that with a good silent casting perk you can then just will spells into existence.

>>52378892
Whoops didn't know you were still on >>52378833

>>52378833
It was based on Martha Dunnstock (Who jumped off a fucking bridge), why do you think it's in the perk tree based on her and not the perk tree based on JD.

>>52378907
*who jumped off a fucking bridge and survived

>>52378907
To be fair people have survived jumping off a bridge in the past. People have even survived falling out of an airplane sans parachute, why not just make it a highly increased chance of survival instead of guaranteed survival?

>>52378505
Nah, it totally is. Watching a retard like bancho is always fun. Even more so after he claimed he is totally popular and gets all the girls irl. I always imagine him as some 10/10 hunk with severe autism.

>>52378959
I thought that it wouldn't be seen as a "good" perk otherwise. But fine, I see your point.

>>52378969
I always imagined he's basically Chris-Chan: So delusional because of how few people talk to him and his own autism that he has a very skewed self-image, and misinterprets minor compliments as romantic interest

The Canadian girlfriend he kept bringing up was probably some special needs worker paid to skype with him

Since we're talking about magic, does anyone have an example of what I Cheat can do?

>>52378505
In fairness, I am a hi functioning sociopath with autism.

>>52378969
yeah I'm pretty burly, did you know you can get into gaming conventions free if you help him unpack? it seems me lots of money, if the really hard up for help. You can even get crass space

>>52379015
Those people generally don't get naked with you, do they? also, she was even more autistic than I was.

>>52379023
Use Fairy Tail's stamina/combat casting with D&D's magic.

>>52379034
Look, you keep missing the point.

Nobody believes anything you claim about yourself with regards to intimacy.

The FBI could bring me photographic evidence of it and I'd still believe the Illuminati were up to something before believing you had an actual girlfriend.

>>52378613
Don't know about eliminating it, but there's a perk in Magicka that lets you substitute anything for a foci. Wand gets broken? Pick up a stick. Chained up? Channel your magic through the chains.

>>52378892
The Musical seems focuses more on the humor.

>>52373816
>>52377546

>>52379034
Most people treat you the same way they treat SB. You can say whatever you want, pull a 180, become the American president, and people still won't change their perception of you.

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>>52379324
I know I'm awful, but don't you dare compare me to that monster!

>>52379371
SB or the American President? With you, it could be either one.

>>52379371
He's a better person than you.

Wait, do you have a twitter? If you don't then nevermind.

>>52379034
Bancho stop saying words you don't know the meaning of. Sociopaths are by their definition "functioning". They learn to put on a mask, when really they're an empty shell. Dexter the Serial Killer from Dexter, is pretty much textbook sociopath. I highly doubt you're anything like him emotional wise.

Just because you managed to spell sociopath correctly on WebMD, then diagnosed yourself with it. Doesn't mean you have that disorder. Autism and whatever else that's wrong with you is something else entirely. Autism is known for the lack of external responses to emotional situations and difficulty expressing their words & feelings. That's why pointing, looking like they don't care about emotional situations, or saying something inappropriate in a situation.

That's portrayed as sociopathy in most fiction. The cold hearted villain who laughs at a funeral, shows no emotions or muted emotions on their face, and other "oddness". The real sociopath is the neighbor with his two kids, dog, and lovely wife. He's completely normal looking, doesn't stand out, is an average joe. Then he takes off his mask when no one's looking, and the face of a monster is behind it.

>>52379406
SB isn't a single individual even if people here are convinced it is, so I'm guessing he's talking about Trump.

>>52379410
Yeah bancho listen to that guy, you can get the info straight from an actual autist.

>>52379371
Oh, that's not good. It's gonna suck when Trump starts castrating our children.

>>52379410
>Manyfist stop saying words you don't know the meaning of.

>>52379371

Hey bancho I'm just going to recommend if you are talking about politics stop now before it escalates man

>>52379371
Go to /pol/ with that shit.

>>52379449
Manyfist never knows when to shut up and not pitch in from his armchair, so it's pretty hard to take anything he says seriously.

>>52379501
One post is never shutting up? It must be sad to be you.

>>52379211
Fuck, how did I miss that...that's gonna get added.

>>52379714
You do kind of have a reputation for making stupid decisions, waving your fetishes around like a magical realm advertiser, and pulling the same shit that Bancho does. I mean I think plenty of people have opted to just ignore you completely, but probably the ones that haven't bothered to put you on ignore still wonder how you manage to be so mind numbingly ignorant all the time.

On a good day you're a little better than bancho. On a bad day there's no difference between the two of you at all. Hell, if we take bancho's impediments seriously, he's actually better than you, because some of his idiocy is explainable. You're basically the Mommy to his DDanon.

>>52379834
NO! DON'T SAY THAT NAME!

>>52379849
Why, anon? What did Mommy ever do to you? Don't you love Mommy?

>>52378114

Probably Lawful neutral.

Leaning towards good when decision are made.

>>52379849
The fake revulsion isn't even funny anymore, when many people have no clue who these namefags are.

>>52379871
She's like Beetlejuice. You say her name three times in a row and she shows up, like last night's mexican food.

>>52379905
You realize that between >>52379834 and >>52379871 her name was already said three times? So what's the ETA?

>>52379371
Fuck you trump is the hero we need. Even if he isnt he is better than you could ever hope to be.

>>52378114
>Neutral Hungry

>>52379961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNriNoWOtXA
High Energy Boys.

>>52378114
It's complicated. Pretty fucking Lawful Good, I like to think, but that's subjective.

My main weapon will always be the institutions or social norms I manage to create. And I do try to implement them the "high road" way, by winning hearts and minds, appealing to the better part of people's nature,, placing them in front of their own hypocrisies, etc...

But the more people resist doing what I think I can't compromise on, the more passive aggressive I get. Systems built on oppression, violence and injustice usually have blatant contradictions that I can exploit, and since I'm a Jumper that means they can't really just stomp me or ignore me. I can release world-changing technologies, give entire groups of people (or everyone) special powers, expose secrets, or make my help indispensable.

The blurry lines are: at what point my active opposition to an injust status quo means I'm no longer a Lawful person? And at what point my confidence that I'm right and should use my considerable advantages to change things as I see fit means that I'm no longer Good, but just a zealot or a tyrant?

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>>52379834
>Stupid decisions

Just because you don't agree with them doesn't make them stupid. If you want to wank yourself to death, use someone else's work. I change a lot of stuff eventually, but you screaming like an autistic banshee just makes me hunker down & double down.

>Fetish advertising

So does half of 4chan, and the other half has already done so. I'm nothing like the magical realm stuff. To think otherwise just proves you just have a hate boner for me. I'm sorry but I don't swing that way. So take your hate boner elsewhere.

>Pulling same shit as Bancho

I don't pay attention to whatever Bancho does. The fact you're keeping track of it is more worrisome.

>Getting ignored

Oh no! What will I ever do?! PLEASE ANON DONT IGNORE ME! MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS SERVING YOU! Yeah, no. They can ignore me, tell me to fuck off, and whatever. I'm still here, I don't give rats ass what majority of y'all think or do. So put me on ignore, I'll still be here.

>Mommy & DDAnon

I don't go on and on about the weird ass shit that Mommy did. As for DDAnon, I don't try sneak in lewd jumps. I don't get pissy because my said jumps aren't accepted.

So compare me to them all you wish. I already told you how much I care.

>>52380162
>Being this much in denial.
Kek.

>>52375779
The magic is cool, and there's some reasonably high leveled combat spells, but I don't know the system well enough to know if it has anything you couldn't learn elsewhere.

>>52380237
It's pretty amusing how rabid he gets trying to defend himself as if he had a reputation to salvage. Then he tries to compare himself as a jumpmaker to others when he was only notable as a jumpmaker because of his awkward rulings that enforced arbitrary limits on things.

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CLOCK
UP

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Quick question to derail the shitposting: Do you browse other boards apart from /tg/? or are you in 4chan just to talk about other in a self insert imagination game?

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>>52380312

Bro you're back please save us

>>52374927
He'd probably use mind control to build himself a massive harem. And be more likely to acquire power through means I won't touch, like eating the corpse of someone with an ability to gain it through certain perks, on anything that involves the mutilation of souls.

>>52380312
Are we about get the magical adventures of Kamen Rider Fucks Up Everything?

>>52380338
/tg/ isn't my main board. I'm usually on /int/, /c/, and /ck/. I check /tg/ for pictures and stuff, then one day I saw this place was blowing up and it was fun watching people shit on each other, so I decided to stick around. This place hasn't let me down, since it never seems to stop shitting on people I have no clue about. It's like watching the special olympics.

>>52380338

/co/ because of co/bros/
/m/ because of cutey honey,surely.
surely not anything related to karate bugmen

>>52380338
I used to go to /v/ and /vg/, but I stopped doing that a while ago. Right now, I'm just going to /tg/ and /co/, but to be honest I spend most of my time here.

>>52380338
I generally stick to /tg/, but I do read the other threads.
And if I'm being completely honest, /d/ and /aco/. Mainly /tg/ though.

>>52380338
>discussions about other boards
>not shitposting of a different kind
Pick one. I mostly browse /tg/ and /co/, with occasional dips into /adv/, /vg/, etc... I used to go on /tv/ to turn my brain off, but the constant /pol/ shitposting has become unbearable there.

>>52380463
To be fair this thread in particular is probably the one place where I actually see people scream about shitposting out loud. Even the Dutch/Swede threads on /int/ don't scream as loud, and when you guys can make the French threads on /int/ look tame, that's when you know you've reached a new plateau.

>>52378114
Well it changes very regularly but usually chaotic in some way.

Even when I'm acting in line with the lawful alignments for a jump it's usually a pretty shallow sort of pretend play.

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>>52380312

Also bro can I ask you a DBZ question?, I was reading it again and noticed the Demon companion and I don't understand what the mean by "unique" sense of humor? is she a sadist or something?

>>52380338
I'm a /k/ommando at heart. Tbh, I only really come to /tg/ for now is Jumpchain

Friendly reminder that on SB, JLD's I Cheat is pretty much omnipotence when it comes to magic.

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>>52378114
Alignment systems are shit! SHIT!

Really, it's all shades of grey and subjective as hell. The Spider and the Fly argument and all that.

Also, just saw the Power Rangers and it's hitting all my nostalgia buttons in just the right ways. 44 on Metacritic my fat ASS!

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[Highschool DxD redux, jump #351]

Drawbacks: Unhealthy Obsession (Cooking), Noticed, Dress Break, Blood in the Water, Götterdämmerung, It Wasn't Me! (1900)

Dragon, Independent, Noble (1300)

Bodacious (Free)
Mana (Free)
Magic System (Free)
Grace (Free)
And A Smile (Free)
Sacred Hospitality (Free)
Legacy of the Great War: Illusions (1000)
True Longinus (0)

According to my records, this jump takes place near the end of what would later be known as The Honeymoon Era: Roughly milennia or so of me giving up on oppressing the Spiral races and generally took life easy.

So. What did I do here?

Well for starters, I gave Issei relationship advice. Jesus, I mostly remember thread talking about his perversion but looking him up-that kid had a REALLY hard life. So hard his neurosis makes him a hentei in the streets, but a prissy gentleman in the sheets.

Relax, I'll tell him, girls love it when you breathe through your nose and not your mouth. They like a guy who's confident but listens, I'll continue, rolling my eyes as my apron once again slips off while trying to cook something, so tell her how you feel in a way that shows you know how she feels.

Thus, I ended up as an unofficial harem relationship counsellor for the rest of it's members, having firsthand experience of how this sort of thing goes.

It can't last, of course. I wanted to walk away from my old schemes. I just wanted to live a quiet life somewhere as a cook. Unless I-well, Issei by proxy-whip up the locals into a decent militia, we can kiss the neighbourhood goodbye. One of these days I'll have to teach him spearfighting tricks that aren't thinly veiled innuendos.

But as Great Red said, at least it's not the darkest timeline. I remember this spear very well.

I was killed by it once, after all.

>>52380338
I hang out in /co/ for a few mutual interests and /tv/ for the memes. Been spending a lot of time in /vg/ and /v/ lately to mock/celebrate Andromeda and Dark Souls, though.

>>52380667
Your reminders are neither friendly nor welcome. You are a very sad, spiteful person.

>>52380719
Friendly reminder that not everyone who offers friendly reminders is the same person.

>>52380667
Friendly reminder that on December 25th, 1978, your grandmother took it up both entrances from a pair of donkeys.

It was truly a Christmas morning to remember, particularly as that was when your mother got inducted into the family rituals for the first time.

>>52380765
Something something welcome to the family.

>>52380667
Good for them. What changed here?

Is there any perk that helps you create languages?

>>52380338
My main board is /a/. I'm just on /jc/ to even further fuel my escapism.

FMA Alchemy doesn't count as magic, right? Wasn't there some sort of ruling along those lines?

>>52380338
I'm pretty much on /tg/ for generals like Worldbuilding and such.

Occasionally visit /v/, /vp/, and /vg/, used to visit /co/.

>>52380939
It can interact with souls, is either powered by them or some cosmic spirit, considers runes and blood as mystically significant, and produces supernatural effects through motion and drawings. No, any reasonable person would say it counts as magic.

for someone who isn't really DC comics savvy what's the best era of comics to go to for DC Occult?

>>52380338
I'm basically here just for /jc/. Came onto /tg/ one day to ask a Warhammer 40k question, clicked on the wrong thread, and never left.

I do rarely also browse /cyoa/, but I don't post. I just use their non-lewd material as writing block breakers.

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>>52377546
Cheerful Nobody

This Just Proves He’s Been Thinking About Me! (Free)
We Were So Tiny, Happy And Shiny (Free)
Best Friends Since We’ve Been In Diapers (900)
Martha, Are You Free Tonight? (700)
We'll Soar Above The Trees (400)
Pinata Creator (300)
Jock Buddies (200)
Comfy Sweater (Free)
Prairie Oyster(100)
Solid Teflon (0)

Alright, you guys from the basketball team? Awesome, come on in. You're a preppie, aren't you? Never met your clique, but welcome! And you-you must be with The Warriors!

Welcome to the grand inaugural opening of the Westerburg High traditional games club! We've got chess, the Choose Your Own Adventure books, Dungeons and Dragons and...that's it, really! What d'you mean, Exalted isn't a traditional games? It WILL be one, Travis! Don't let your 3-dimensional, chemical dependant ape brain let you forget once something has become traditional in the timeline, it will always BE traditional! And NO Spencer, that is NOT an excuse for you to rip off Age of Sigmar for profit. I've got my eye on you, buster. I WILL find you, and I WILL cast you into the darkness beyond time for causing time paradoxes and shit taste.

Anyway, just spread the word. This. Is a safe place. For every student in this school who doesn't want to be swept up in popularity contests or attempted arson.

Also, in case of fire remember to form an orderly line and enter the wardrobe to a land of magic and wonder.

>>52380784
>welcome to the family, son

ONE

JOB

>>52380939
Last I heard it was more because it's not considered magic in-universe than anything?