Daily reminder, that you will never have an Eldar gf

Daily reminder that any notion of Eldar girlfriend, any fanfiction of Eldar x human and any depiction of very human looking Eldar with just some pointy ears is lore-breaking and you are not a fan of this faction if you enjoy these things.

Daily reminder that you will never have a gf, period.

>>52359649
t. commissar boredom

Daily reminder that you will never have periods.

>>52359695
>t. pleb

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>>52359550
Friendly reminder that xenos lovers are heretics and the inquisition is on its way.

Daily reminder, you will never be an ork

Daily reminder that you will never be forced to deal with Tau.

It's a good world we live in.

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>>52359805

>>52359550

why would I want one of those fucking space elf jetbike armying massive amount of bullshit rules bitches?

>>52359550
Why would i want to fuck an elf that wasn't made by Tolkien?

>>52359805
Fucking pile it on why don't you.

Truly, we can never attain the perfection of the greenskins. Their simplistic command structure, their universal comradery, their brutal cunning. We mock that which we know is better.

>>52359550
Good. Then my battle sister waifu has no reason to purge me for heresy.

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>>52359550

One can dream...

>>52359649
>Muh uninterbreedable eldar
half of dark eldar are hybrids...

>>52361001
Areyousureaboutthat.jpg

>>52361001
This is bait, just wanted to point that out.

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Daily reminder that you will never hug and fuck slaanesh

>>52361001
Not half, but it was cannon at one point that the eldar and humans can interbreed. The ultrasmurfs had a half eldar librarian at one point.

>>52361079
>Daily reminder that you will never be fucked by slaanesh and then have your soul consumed.

Fixed that for you, bud.

>>52361079
*get fucked

>>52361110
Sounds worth it desu

>>52361110
Well, we are who created their universe, so we are on higher plain of existence, so technically she couldn't do a shit against us, so I co.... we could dominate her ass easily...

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>>52361110
>>52361119
and it matters how exactly?

>>52361150
Still a god. It's like saying you could easily fuck the Erotes of greece.

>>52361205
>Still a god.
For that fantasy world
Slaanesh and Chaos Gods versus Real humans (this worlders) would be like (in rough power) Demons vs Leviathans in Supernatural tv settinges

>>52361079

>>>52343440

>>52360909
If they're having so much fun, why do they look so grim?

Checkmate Slaneesh.

>>52361624
also, shouldn't daemonittes be more... attractive?

>>52361789
Wild guess. You like the recent Daemonette models, as opposed to the old ones of yesteryear.

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>>52359550
why even live?

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>>52359550

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>>52361205
>"""god"""
dumb elf

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>>52361309
>Jewpernatural