That DM

>>52357305
Played tsuro for the first time and then bought a copy, also made burgers on a skillet and played some magic with my buddies.

God I love living around only sane people.

>>52357351
I wish I could find another group of sane players. I had a really good group for years out of college before my friend and her boyfriend moved out of the state and the others lost interest in tabletop. Now I'm stuck looking for local groups or online and, well, it's a crapshoot how well they can deal with women.

>>52357305
>Character has euphoria.
>DM says he's an edgy contrarian paladin, and fallen into Chaotic Neutral.
Wasted opportunity.

>>52357367
I would have much rather had a quick joke and a spontaneous fedora appear on my head than creepy fetish monsters.

>>52357367
>>52357377
>WIS saves to resist euphoria.

>>52357364
All I see around me for miles are fairly normal nerds playing table top without drama, where the fuck are you at?

>>52357401
Surprise, Arizona. Otherwise known as middle of nowhere. There's a couple game shops that aren't too far away but all the groups I've tried to join have been awkward fits.

One group was pretty friendly and cool seeming but they only play White Wolf games and that's not really my scene.

>>52357305
>>52357305
Why do you lie, op?What do you gain from it? Is it pleasure, similar to the pleasure of being eaten by a mimic?

>>52357416
Jesus, well fuck.

I suggest living your hobby online then, I used to live in Florida for a while and I'd guess it's similar in crazy and lack of interest departments.

>>52357305
Nothing spectacular. Then again, I play online with only people that do not set off red flags such as those you listed.

I've played with a woman and a girl before and had no problem with either. I also noticed the girl was impartial to sexual stuff but that might've been because we were playing maid so it is sort of expected from said maids to go and fuck each other and the NPCs...

So far, I've had some good experience with Roll20. I recommend you give it a shot, by making an account and trying to join a couple of games there. Don't try to go for 3.pf though: there are so many flakes there.

And if somebody misbehaves, tell them to knock it off.

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>>52358484
Does he want to know my work history and certifications too?

>>52358569
Nah, only your preferences for pop-culture and capeshit.

>>52358484
Seriously what the fuck is up with some people ?

>>52358484
You gotta do something with that bachelors in HR

>>52358484
Actually, 8 of those questions are okay and a few of those could be insightful.
But the remaining 4 or 5 are so nauseating that I wouldn't touch that game if you paid me.

>>52359147
The only ones that are non-meme questions or completely irrelevant is 5, 6 and 13.

3 and 4 are for OMG SO EBIN crit role faggots, 7 is irrelevant because the player is not the character.

>>52359187
They all tell you something about the player.
1 and 2 are stupid and probably won't tell you anything, but are harmless and not irrelevant in a sci-fi supers game.
5 and 6 are good questions.
7 might tell something about how the player plays.
8 and 10 tell you about the player's preferences in narratives.
9 is irrelevant and 13 probably would be as well.
3, 4, 11, and 12 will reveal if the player is as asinine and insipid as the one running the ad.
3 and 4 make want to set their face on fire and put it out with a rake.

There are countless ways to better find these things out, though.

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>>52357305
Something similar happen to one of my friends
>Have to get some Mcguffen from this dog queen
>They have in inkling he might be a furry, so they decide to run through this fast
>DM goes into a little too much detail about how fat yet beautiful she is
>She sends them to go kill some pirates that are holding her sugar cargo in port
>They mop them up quick, not even letting the head guy monologue
>After this, all she gives the party is her thanks, and a promise to send criers proclaim their deeds across the town
>Party is now pretty pissed but goes to an in for the night
>Hear a commotion outside and see one of the criers being beaten to death
>Apparently there has been a food shortage and the yearly festival was cancelled. Except the fat bitch decided to proclaim how her own private festival would go on thanks to the wonderful heroes
>Party sees the writing on the wall and try to leave
>Guards lock down the city to try and catch the trouble makers
>Turns into a city wide riot, half of it is now on fire and there are marauding bands of rioters looking for their party

They now really want to kill the queen but are not sure if the DM will pull bullshit or not but so far its not as bad as they thought it would be

>>52359321
1 and 2 are not harmless at all, answering them any other way than "irrelevant" shows that they're mouthbreeding manchildren.

8 and 10 tell you nothing about their preferred narrative, because a TT RPG is much closer to a book than a film. The fact that someone is able to easily name their favorite films at all should be a surefire warning sign.

You're right about 13, that leaves 5 and 6 as non-retarded questions.

>>52359187
>>52359321
Obviously 3 & 4 are there to weed out the EBIN 20 LOL kiddies. If you have an epic tale to tell about the time you rolled a 20, then you are not suitable player material to begin with.

>>52359459
You're giving the average DM on roll20 too much credit.

>>52359366
Tha doesn't actually sound bad but pretty clever in fact. Your friend is probably worrying about nothing.

>>52359366
>Something similar happen

Hold on m80. Besides the weird furry shit and the pirates just sitting around waiting to be killed in a port, the story is actually ok, and nowhere on the level of "you are being eaten alive, piece by piece, and let's go into a disgusting level of detail about it while I jackoff under the table"

>>52358484
I like 5 and 6. I'm also fine with 1 and 2 as it's obviously a joke question designed to weed out insane fans who can't shut up about shit.

>>52359420
>shows that they're mouthbreeding manchildren.
Or people with opinions
Breathe, anon. Breathe.

>8 and 10 tell you nothing about their preferred narrative, because something would do it better
Now you're just being silly.

>>52359459
>Obviously 3 & 4 are there to weed out
>>52359466
>You're giving the average DM on roll20 too much credit.
This.

By that logic, the one running the ad plans to reject anyone willing to waste their time answering the ad.

>>52359497
>it's obviously a joke question designed to weed out insane fans who can't shut up about shit.
I think all of the questions are designed to weed out those who answer "wrong".
But I think it's too much to hope that they're joke questions.

>>52359497
I agree, there's a world of difference between magical realm adjacent and
you see before you the mighty whizzard, and the sky becomes overcast with yellow rainclouds which will soon drench the land

>>52357416
Maybe you could try and stay in touch with the White Wolf group? If they're sane and friendly they might know other sane, friendly people who tend to stay away from the scene for the same reasons you do.

>>52359366
>Dog people
That's kind of a red flag but everything else seems acceptable.

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>>52359366
....yeah.
Contrast and compare, pal.

>>52357305
That's pretty cool.

I doesn't understand vore and find it off putting, but a monster that make you feel good while chewing you is absolutely fear inducing, a fucking monster that I will absolutely reuse in my games.

>>52360526
Yeah, OP just needs to grow thicker skin. Far worse things happen in RPGs pretty regularly.

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>>52360526
I like putting horror elements into my games as well, but it's never magical realm stuff and I always tell people ahead of time that things might get dark or creepy, because the first rule of horror is that the player's have to play along so to speak.

I recall there is some sort of terrifying insect or ant or something in africa that is able to paralyze a creature through some sort of saliva and then proceeds to consume it. You could see a swarm of them eating a cow while it was still standing. Almost a quarter of it was gone and it didn't react at all.

>>52360526
there's a world of difference between "monster that make you feel good while chewing you" and "monster that make you feel good while chewing you in great length and detail which is unavoidable and clearly designed by the DM to cater to his weird fucking fetish"

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>>52359420
>mouthbreeding

>>52360526
>a monster that make you feel good while chewing you is absolutely fear inducing, a fucking monster that I will absolutely reuse in my games.
Look up Lyekka from Lexx.
She's a bro tier plant who's arguably the most likeable character in the whole damn show, but otherwise basically the same thing.

>>52357305
Are you hot? If so you can join our group ;^)

>Playing a campaign with some ransoms off of roll20
>Second session in I wrote down a lewd joke about another character in the NPC notes
>Never told anyone it was me.
>It's caught on and now everyone thinks that character is horny even though the player says he really isn't.
What do I do? It's funny, but the dude clearly doesn't like it.

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>>52359478
I don't know, he said that the DM spent way too much time describing her and that he tends to put in furry esk races. Though to be honest that twist sounds like it would be fun