ITT: /tg/ writes a houserule for D&D 5e, one word at a time. The

critical

hits

Deal

thrice

double

>>52351882
Scrotal

Enhancement

>>52351887
Constitution

Have

Mother

you

>>52351796
unable

to

damage

martials

GURPS

Interpreting this as:
>Critical hits deal 6 times regular damage, but only on targets with scrotums. Also, when a target is hit in the scrotum, the attacker gets a temporary +2 bonus to Constitution saves, and that character's mother is immune to all damage, for the next 1d4 hours.

>>52351796
>>52351814
>>52351842
>>52351869
>>52351882
>>52351885
>>52351887
>>52351908


On crit your balls are enhanced sixfold.

.../thread?

>>52353395
yeah I may or may not want to use this one

>>52353389
That's not bad desu, but it makes women WAY OP.

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>>52353389
>>52353572
agreed, making a Milf build for my next character

>>52353572
I mean you gotta compensate for that -4 STR somhow, right?

[spolier]:^)[/spoiler]

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>>52353726
Goddamn it. GOddamn it. I fucked up. I couldn't handle a goddamn spoiler tag. Goddamnit.

>>52353395
So does that mean that people who use weapons with high crit ratios have massive nads? Like, /d/ sized nuts?

>>52353764
Shoulda Control-S'ed. Unless you're a dirty phoneposter.

>>52353389
>>52353572
Seeing as we're not going with literally what was posted, it's pretty simple to interpret "scrotum" as "Genitals" instead, and make both genders screwed.

Now it's just warforged and the like that are OP.

Write a houserule for gurps.

For

Killing

Blacks

smite

Yourself

comma

1d12

damage

to

unless

blacked.com

is

DDoSed

>>52357954
>>52357978
>>52358007
>>52358107
>>52358147
>>52358247
>>52358290
>>52358391
>>52358393
>>52358443
>>52358448
>>52358485

So when you kill blacks you damage yourself for 1d12 unless your character finds a way to launch a DDoS attack against Blacked.com

Right then

Characters

must

for

Sanity

whenever

Guns

are

loaded

favourable

with

guns

or

ammo

cum

>>52358744
>>52358775
>>52358782
>>52358800
>>52358814
>>52358885
>>52358897
>>52358903
>>52358916

You know what you have to do

>>52359031
So either we're a bunch of EXTREMELY liberal anti-gun hoplophobes OR we're loading our guns with some kind of strange spirit ammunition OR we've been Manchurian Candidated into losing our sanity and acting on precoded assassination orders whenever we have a loaded gun nearby OR Cthulhu hates us.

>>52359158
I assumed it was the first.

>>52359158
What? No.

It's literally roll for sanity everytime you load a gun and try to avoid committing suicide.

>>52359368
>try to avoid committing suicide.

Well, we are playing dnd, so that makes sense.

Chain

mail

is

blow

enabling

resistant

job

>>52359454
>>52359507
>>52359513
>>52359525
>>52359547
>>52359548
>>52359549
Chainmail is the name of a new job class that sets up attacks and is resistant to damage. Interesting.

Wuxia

is

governed

very

poorly

well

by

any

Dragonning.

Chews

Cities

one

citizen

per

week

unless

heaved

lengthwise

within

Womb

of

Tarrasque.

Tarragon

Baragon

Warlock

while

pentagonal

beholders

decompile.

brain

When

space

is

in

luck

but

4d6

for

next

millennium

>>52358726
>using a d12 in GURPS
Perfect

Gnomes

>>52366972
>>52366976
>>52367091
>>52367224
>>52368953
>roll 4d6 for next millenium
Great. Now we just need to figure out how the fuck that works.

Rolled 3, 6, 5, 2 = 16 (4d6)

>>52372678
What happens now

>>52359704
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>>52359895
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>>52359903
>>52360409
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>>52363083
>>52363124
>>52363193
Wuxia, a land governed very poorly. Governed so poorly well that by chance any dragon arrives, known as the "Dragoning," he will chew the cities apart one citizen per week (a very slow process). Unless the dragon can be heaved and stretched lengthwise and placed within a womb of a Tarrasque, along with some tarragon for easy insertion.

Such is the life of the average Wuxian adventurer.

>>52353389
Guys who watch anime want girls to be stronger than boys in roleplaying combat systems.

Source: all you guys have jacked off to girls in short skirts kicking monsters to pieces.

fewer of you guys have jacked off to superman movies.

>>52353603


Somene's probably made a porno where a women gets stronger for everyone she gives birth too.

I think its japanese. Lol!

>>52373000
>all you guys have jacked off to girls in short skirts kicking monsters to pieces
yes, but they also jacked off even more to male adventurer overpowering such girls

>>52373377
lol! Don't make me laugh! You boys are too shy to make any kind of move. You think you're into rape fantasies, because you can't imagine a girl actually WANTING you, but what you really want is a nice, comforting girl to take care of you and do all the work!

>>52364484
>>52364698
>>52364792
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>>52366903
When warlock baragon Taragon decompiles brains of pentagonal beholders, Space iself is in shit luck, BUT

Rogues

and

Rouges

terrorize

>>52375202
rogues

for

gone

ever.

Rogue

Nat20

Bears

per

Owls

exploding

within

yourself.

Fun

is

forbidden.

underneath

Lich

government

>Rogues and Rouges terrorise rogues for being dead
>If rogue rolls nat20, it attracts bears whose number corresponds the nuber of owls exploding within yourself
>Fun is forbidden undereath lich government.

>>52377026
well now I've gotta get a pic of a grumpy rich hammering a "NO FUN" sign into the ground commissioned.

BEES

>>52377878
Cantrip

does

>>52377983

1dF

>>52378173
Poison

>>52378173
Cold

7d6

but

DC19

tactical

kevlar

cute

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