>play with my wife >she starts flirting with another character

OP is literally a cuck

Not trolling. That literally happened with me, though it was girlfriend, not wife. She later cheated on me with the guy playing the character.

>>52342516

Shit, is this how I look when I'm flirting with the DM while her husband plays another character?

>>52342516
This is why I always request all players play naked at the table.

You wouldn't believe how fun naturalist D&D is

Especially with the kids. In all fun Druid Campaigns, or Evil campagins and you bring Pigs blood to soak them in

Not a Pedo, I swear.

>>52342527
fuck

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>>52342516
see
>>52342527

It's a warning sign. You've been warned. ______(dump|kill|marry|seduce|cook) her before she _______(cheats|dies|leaves|spoils|explodes)

Can a woman cheat on you with a fictional npc?

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>>52342516
>My wife's character's son

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>>52342516
>play with my fiancee
>she plays a hardcore slut that flirts with every PC and NPC she can find
>that was, like, 3 years ago or so, I'm long since married with her
>she stil often plays characters that act nothing like her in life, including shit like ascetic monks, crazy sociopaths and slutty courtisans
>she's still mostly a demure puritan in bed, although she asks me to kinky stuff once in a while
There are two different kind of people who play RPGs, anon: those who self-insert and those who get in-character.
In your case in particular, it sounds like a problem with a particular person, not something that can be generalized as a rule of thumb.

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>>52342516

There was a period of time when I was playing footsies with my DM's wife that's as far as that went

Try to make sure she's not sitting next to or across the player and check under the table, she might be playing another game with them unbeknownst to you

>>52342652
What if cooking her would cause her to explode?

Anyone got that Korean cartoon about the who fucks the guy who fucked his why to assert dominance?

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>>52342897
>Try to make sure she's not sitting next to or across the player and check under the table, she might be playing another game with them unbeknownst to you

Don't bring consoles on a gaming table!

>>52342897
I am increasingly worried

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>>52342516
>playing game with friends wife
>she keeps flirting with my character
>lines blur
>she just starts flirting with me

That one ended poorly. I'm not even good at flirting, and while I'm more attractive than him by a mile, he is taller than me by 4 inches at 6'2" and "short, dark and handsome" just never had the same ring. Anyway, that's not the point. It ruined their relationship and the game. Keep an eye on that shit, not everyone will be honest.

>>52343311
>letting your marriage be ruined by a manlet

Don't blame yourself, your friend was weak.

>>52342516
She's fucking the other character's player. I've seen this happen so many times with couples in games. I'm so sorry anon.

>have a wife
>have a pics of chinese cartoon little girls also saved on your PC
geez, I wonder what that does say about you and why would she cuck you

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>>52342527
I keep seeing posts like these more and more recently. What the fuck is happening to /tg/?

>>52343400
Because he isn't weak willed enough to toss aside the things he likes for a female? Great advocacy for women and marriage right there.

>>52343408
Just social inability finally catching up to them.

>>52343400
>implying my wife isn't a hardcore fujoshi that schlicks to bara yaoi
Step it up, fampai.

>>52343311
>It ruined their relationship

It as probably more of a symptom than a cause.

>>52342516
Maybe try talking to her about it, crazy idea I realize but just fucking try.

>>52343408
The cuckposters ruining /pol/ and /tv/ are hitting other boards.

>>52343444
My girlfriend trying to fuck another guy would be a cause in my book.

>>52343417
well the fact he liked it even before still says a lot
>>52343442
>marrying weeb slut masturbating to poorly drawn gay porn and being proud of it
level of "you asked for it" just increased tenfold

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>>52343009
https://exhentai.org/g/628602/25efdc9d66/

>>52342516
Thankfully we weren't married, but this sort of thing happened to me back in my early 20s, with my then-girlfriend of seven years. Her character started flirting with someone else's character, and they got a little too close, and I found out later she was cheating on me.

Seven fucking years, and at the drop of a hat, she goes off and jumps on some other dude's dick. Thankfully I was the one who dumped her, and got to call her a cheating slut to her face.

I've sworn off women since then. It's men for me from now on!

>>52343356
Anon. I am a very beautiful man. Give me a peach crate to stand on and I am unstoppable.

>>52343567
>I've sworn off women since then. It's men for me from now on!

>Roleplaying: Bringing (homo) people together since 1971!

>>52343408
There seems to be a huge trend lately across several boards of people screaming about how horrible cheating is, or how good cucking is, etc etc.
It's the new futa I guess?

>still sad from breakup with ex-gf
>week-end at my place, gm and his gf are there
>whole group of friends there
>gm's gf notice I'm down (I usually try to keep smiling)
>I explain to her
>we start talking more the following weeks
>we talk about everything, our memories, our hopes, our stories
>basically my self-esteem went down slowly after the breakup and now I'm sad and alone
>she isn't really happy with her couple because her bf plays vidya all the time, doesn't care about her anymore, no sex life anymore
>we flirt a bit when we see each other, nothing much
>I feel fucking bad about it but I can't really stop
>by this time we've talked a lot about our passions, our hopes, our fears, etc
>realize I love her
>she says she loves me too
>one day at a party where we were both invited, I get drunk and kiss her
Needless to say I feel awful.

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>>52343408

Many teenagers who started to browse 4chan past decade got a job, married, had the honeymoon, kids....

>>52343469
Calling someone who got cheated on a 'cuck' is falling for SJW bullshit where it's the guys fault he can't 'hold a woman' instead of her fault for being a lying, deceiving cunt. People who are wronged by others have no fault of their own. People who fuck up are to blame.

Ironically, you are a cuck to women when you call betrayed men 'cucks'. Because you are excusing or lessening their lack of character and morals by putting responsibility on the guy.

>>52344716
If she does it to him, she'll do it to you.

>>52344716
1) Bros come before ho's.
2) If she can dump him that easily, she will dump you just as easily.
3) I know you're lovestruck right now, but I've been in the same situation as you are right now, and trust me - she's a complete whore, and she's not worth this mess.
Drop her, anon, drop her like a hot rock, and do it before you fuck, not after. There will be another woman, much better than her.

>>52344799
But the term "cuck" literally comes from "cuckold", anon.

>>52344799

Not that guy, but you're jumping too fast to the conclusion that the guy is guilty while NOTHING in this thread says who did lie/deceive.

So I recommend moderation because
> FemiNazis are a very undesirable type of SJW
> Both parts are guilty more than 90% of times some issue arises

>>52344940
This guy gets it. Never trust a woman, doubly so when she is leaving her current partner for you.

>>52344799
>Everything I don't like it a SJW

The reason why men are called cucks is because all women are lying deceiving cunts. They're mimics of male emotions and will do whatever is in their best interest no matter how destructive to others.

Back on topic though.

This is why you don't have a mixed sex role playing group. Men and women interacting only leads to temptation. They can't be your friends, you can't be their friend. You're rivals in the mating game and you should understand this at all times. Being able to build a "fictional" personal relationship at the table is only going to lead to real emotions coming out as well.

>>52343408
The TG crowd is becoming widely accepted and so can stop living in basements permanently.
They have girls now, and girl troubles.

>>52345045
>The reason why men are called cucks is because all women are lying deceiving cunts.
Thanks anon, I needed a laugh

And thanks for knighting me, also appreciated!

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>play with girlfriend
>she starts flirting with NPC
>it's okay because I'm the GM

>>52342516
>be DM
>girlfriend has always wanted to play D&D
>set up campaign, invite some regulars
>she invites her sister
>they have their characters flirt constantly
>dear lord this is weird but super hot

Sometimes good things happen too.

>>52343567
Where's that Pompeii graffiti quote when you need it?

>Got cucked by the DM

The worst thing is that I tried to pretend it was nothing and I was paranoidl

>>52343408

My theory...

Permavirgins from /r9k/ telling lies about being cheated on in order to perpetuate the myth that ALL women are cheaters; a myth which they desperate cling to try to alleviate their butthurt over not having had contact with a vagina since they were born.

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>>52343603
>I am a very beautiful man

>>52345045
>This is why you don't have a mixed sex role playing group. Men and women interacting only leads to temptation. They can't be your friends, you can't be their friend. You're rivals in the mating game and you should understand this at all times. Being able to build a "fictional" personal relationship at the table is only going to lead to real emotions coming out as well.

Never encountered this problem, not even once.

Not everyone is constantly looking for new people to fuck, dude. Most women prefer being with one guy. All you have to do to keep her is be moderately attractive and not super duper boring.

>>52345596
This is proven false by any study on female mating practices or a basic study of female psychology or human biology. Do you think human penises evolved to remove rival's semen from a vagina by random chance?

Women are resource seekers, they will always leave a partner for one with more resources if the chance is there to do so.

>>52345433
>TFW she whispers an NPC's name in your ear while you are kissing her neck
I have mixed feelings about bringing roleplaying into the bedroom

>>52345646
Links to sources please.

>>52345668
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought about that before. The good outweighs the bad right anon?

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>>52342652
>explodes

do you have an eversor gf and if so where do I get one too?

>>52345646
>Studies of at most, a few thousand individuals, can be generalised across a demographic that currently includes about 3.5 billion individuals with an exceptionally wide range of behaviours.

Either /pol/lack or /r9k/bot to be this blindly dedicated to the idea that """"studies"""" are applicable to everyday life and social interactions.

Doesn't make much of a difference either way. I have friends who've cheated on their partners and friends who haven't despite constant opportunities. You can't apply hard rules to human beings, even if 999 of them do one thing, there's always one that'll do the opposite, if only to be contrary.

>>52345646
>This is proven false by any study on female mating practices or a basic study of female psychology or human biology.

Oh look, a totally unsourced claim.

I can tell you, via the in depth study that is living in the real world, that your insistence that all humans act exactly the same way is retarded.

>Do you think human penises evolved to remove rival's semen from a vagina by random chance?

No. But we evolved that feature long before the concept of consent or fidelity were introduced to our collective understanding of the world. It has no relevance today whatsoever when examining the psychology of anyone.

>>52345897
Not him, but you just applied a general rule yourself.

>>52346117
You can't prove when either concept was introduced to humanity or where on it's evolutionary chain the penis shape became the primary one. You're making insane claims which can't be proven and then claiming other people don't have sources.

>>52345829

>Eversor gf

Aren't they in danger of exploding if they lose concentration? Ever night with her must be an exercise in not making her go full Ahego.

>Be big guy
>Move to new state for long distance relationship turning short
>She likes freeform RP but has never done tabletop
>Make it my mission to introduce her to the hobby without any problems.
>Gather friends over the course of months, carefully selecting them for this task, two of them also big guys from the local gym.
>Finally have a social circle I can trust and at last the day has come
>Set up at the local game store
>Everything is perfect, we all worked out our character sheets before hand
>Suddenly some fucking Melvin from a table over who was painting Warhammer minis asks what we're doing.
"Oh yeah, it's nothing interesting, just playing Savage Worlds."
>My overly polite faggot friend chimes in. "Yeah, did you want to join?"
"Well we kinda already made everyone's character sheet, so making a new one would kinda slow us down. Maybe next time."
>GF weighs in. "Oh, come on hun, let him play."
>Waste half an hour on building this character sheet.
>Literally within ten minutes the dweeb: "I check under her skirt for traps!"

Luckily, my GF in character beat the shit out of him and the session just kinda petered out shortly afterward. Just fucking annoying that her introduction into the hobby was the exact thing I was trying to avoid. Socially awkward nerds drooling on her. We still play with friends nowadays but we've never played at local game store since, she'd need a burka if we did.

>>52342516
She wants the players D anon. Quickly get a divorce before it's too late!

>>52345829
I'm pretty sure exploding is either random word or Kira Yoshikage reference

>>52342563
Storytime.
NOW.

>>52345448
I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!

Now why do I know that well enough I could easily find it on Google?

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>>52345646
>Women are resource seekers, they will always leave a partner for one with more resources if the chance is there to do so.

Not all the time. Depends on things like where they are in their cycle. How good the guy she is dating genetics are based on her attraction level. Which can be correlated again to her cycle.

It is very possible to go for a mating strategy where one goes for someone who is very intelligent but poor as a long term hedging bet that he'll gain enough wealth in the long term or just in general up her survival chances. There is also social factors like someone rich but in an unstable hated social position vs someone who is middle class and in a very stable social position.

There is also the spite factor. For things like how badly will it hurt people she hates and how much of a gain she can get from doing so for a limited time. Mental stability also is a factor since they need to make a judgement call on who has more value to them in the time frame they need and instability can cloud that.

All in all it's a complex web of fuckery involving far too many chemicals to really pin down exactly what will happen. Aggregate statistics over a large whole is about the only way to get a semi accurate representation and even that likely doesn't consider factors they will hide or other small but significant factors.

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>made my character a heartless flirt
>flirt with all the female NPCs
>DM is a girl
>her boyfriend is also a player
Oops

>>52345709
Sorta...
It's only as weird as you let it be.
My wife is the one who started it though so your milage will vary.

>>52346816
>one time anon made up a story on /tg/ and then later a different anon saw it and got horny because he pictured nude children playing D&D
>And then they fucked.

Anyone have that screencap of him joking with his GF about her cheating before she dumps him, then she does it?

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>>52347077

>made my character a heartless flirt
>flirt with all the female NPCs
>DM is a dude

Oops

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>>52342516

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>>52347077
This is why, if you ever end up making a character with a fairly romantic or sexual side to them, you talk to the DM about it. Hell, no matter what character concept you're going for, talk to the DM about it. Hell, unless you're explicity going for a surprise party composition where you've been given a prompt, the DM should be at least somewhat involved with your character concept, even if it's just to give the OK.

Communication is key in tabletop RPGs. Most of the issues in this thread could have been snubbed early or even prevented outright if there was better communication in the group. Fuck.

On a brighter note, are there any stories of IC romances that turned into OoC ones? Or at least stories where this issue came up, but was solved peacefully?

>>52347309
What do you guys think the new buzzword for [I DON'T LIKE THING] will be in 2022?

>2007: faggot
>2012: autist
>2017: cuck
>2022: ????
>2027: PROFIT

>>52345502
Or maybe people have always cheated on each other and cultural relaxation about casual sex has exacerbated this issue.

The breakdown of the nuclear family and male-female relations in the West has been ongoing for decades now, and there's no indication that things will get better anytime soon.

>>52347386
I think the word will beNigger since it already represents something no one likes.

>>52347431
That's eternal, that's not a buzzword.

>>52342516
If you insist on turning up to the table with a body pillow and demand that it should get it's own character sheet, you might be That Guy.

>>52342516
She's testing to see how you react. If you don't make a big deal out of it, she'll think you're okay with her cheating on you for real as well.

>>52347386
>>52347459

Faggot is still around as well, it's just turned into "-fag" and is used as an honorific.

>>52342535
Yes. Stop it.

>>52347431
That's already a well-used term, you stupid nigger. God, you newfags are so retarded it hurts.

>>52347386
I'm going to put my bet on friend.

>>52347386
>>52347494
That reminds me, retard was before autist, wasn't it?

>>52345897
Exceptional individuals don't disprove the idea that monogamy is a cultural invention that rapidly loses significance once stigma against it is removed and the benefits are available outside it.


Not all people cheat, but a lot do.

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>>52342516

Literally had this thread yesterday.

>>52347386
>tittymonger
>sleaze
>fuckboy
>pissjingle
>asshat
>cockmonger
>noodleplayer
>catlips
>rent-a-cock
>lacklust
>failmode
>dicktwist
>shanglebangle
>fuckslut
>verbnoun
>adjnoun
>adverb adj noun

>>52342516
Homu is this you?

>>52347386
Child

>>52342516
>female friend asks to join RPG group
>cool
>girlfriend of different player thinks the female friend is trying to steal her man so gets him to lean on me to let her join as well
>now I've two women passive-aggressively sniping at each other from across the table
>not cool

>>52347561
>>rent-a-cock
claiming

>>52345646
>Do you think human penises evolved to remove rival's semen from a vagina by random chance?
Got a link? Seems an intresting read

>>52347520
This makes me sad. I like monogamy.

>>52342527
Damn son

>>52347667
Me too, but it's a rapidly dying concept. Most people are now only serially monogamous, and those periods of monogamy are often interspersed with periods of hypergamy. Which is a shame for everyone involved, because divorce rates and overall life happiness all rocket upwards as you increase the number of sexual partners.

Free love, welfare, and no-fault divorce have completely shredded relationships, and our generation is fucked right in the middle of the transitional period.

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>>52347425

Amusing! You speak like my grandpa - i.e. like the grandgrandparents of most people in this thread!

>>52342527
Faaaaake

>>52343110
So stupid. Why is his pants still on? No equality

>>52347752
Shit, nigga, everyone is talking about the death of Western relationships. "Chads" and "Stacey"'s complain about how empty their hookup culture is, professional women get depressed and suicidal as they approach their 30's with no husband or children on the horizon, men have a variety of ideological enclaves like Redpill nonsense and MGTOW and incel and whatever. People have been growing alarmed at rising divorce rates and falling marriage rates.

There's other factors too. Economics play a big part. Young people don't have houses, which are massively important for giving a family some wealth to play with. People can't support a family on a single income, so nobodies around to raise the children.

>>52346231
Considering how widely seen that adaptation is?

It would have to be truly ancient. Much, much older than civilization.

>>52347561
>pissjingle
I see myself getting a lot of mileage out of this one

>>52347561
>adjnoun
Pretty meta, me likee

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>>52347752
The elders know best. You'd do well to listen to them.

>>52347861
Monogamy isn't a particularly rare sexual strategy in nature, although out-of-pairing matings are pretty common in a lot of species.

>>52347663
>Got a link? Seems an intresting read
He doesn't have a link. This is one of those facts that is definitely true because anon keeps posting it.

If he DID have a link, you can bet it would be spammed all over /tg/ every day, but since it hasn't been...

>>52347899
>>52347663
Like five seconds with Google.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3128753.stm

>>52347860
>People can't support a family on a single income, so nobodies around to raise the children.

Woman in the workforce was a mistake desu

>>52347600
>not cool
Dude come on that shit is funny
Especially after they both say they are just joking but you know for a fact they are close to exchanging blows

>>52347921
Oh, shit. I thought this was the Planescape thread. Sorry anon, I meant to reply to a troll who's been claiming that Monte Cook flew to Japan to take part in an international penis-cooking competition.

You got my hopes up for a second that it was real.

>>52347663

There's not even enough evidence to be called a theory; it's one hypothesis among many to explain the shape.

>>52347745

Except divorce rates have been going down for decades and I've been completely unable to find any evidence that infidelity rates are going up.

>>52347981
wut

>>52347976
Shit, nigga, I just wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons with all my adolescent guy friends. Not sit through awkward silences after player's-girlfriend gets super bent out of shape over innocuous comments from female-friend.

>>52344716
Gotta agree with the other anons on this one.
You are (or were as I'm not entirely sure how past tense this story is) in an emotional state and looking for anything to grab onto. I've been there and those times in my life I made all of my worst decisions.

>>52347993
>nobody gets married
>divorce rates are low
>see, everything is fine

>>52348008
>wut
See >>52347016

There's this shock performance artist in Japan who recently cooked and served his own severed weenie. Somebody has been trying their hardest to convince /tg/ that famous* game designer Monte Cook flew to Japan to take part in the event using company funds, which is supposedly why he was fired. Nobody can actually produce any evidence that this happened, but every Numenera or Planescape thread recently attracts the troll.

>women are all cheaters!

Statistically, the majority of infidelity in the US is male. Women are only just starting to catch up on that front in recent years.

Failing marriage rates are not really a sign of degeneracy or female devilry. It's just an indication that humans, without restrictive laws, are still naturally predisposed toward being polygamous. Men are harem builders, the only thing that actually makes us, both men and women, dislike that is some 2000 years of monogamy being in a powerful ideological position - a relatively short period of time, in the grand scheme of things.

Don't take this as an appeal to nature, by the way, I'm not saying either monogamy or polygamy are more natural and therefore 'right' - nothing is natural in the sense of natural law, as natural laws don't exist, only natural patterns.

>>52347921
>Mr Derek Machin, a urologist at University Hospital, Aintree, said the theory seemed "far fetched".

>"The research might very well be accurate, but I'm not convinced that just because the penis does something like this it was necessarily designed to have that effect."

>Dr Colm O'Mahony, chairman of the UK Association for Genito-Urinary Medicine, said the theory seemed flawed.

>"If the man continues to thrust after ejaculation he would simply be scooping out his own semen.

>"Also does the sexual position matter - I imagine gravity has some role here. Maybe those missionaries knew something about position after all?"

have you read the article?

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>Be 6'3, dark, and okay looking
>Join D&D group
>Guy in group is mad crushing on this chick
>Their characters are in a relationship
>Session one she goes out of her way between sessions to chat me up, ask me where I work etc
>Suggests that her character might show an interest in my Paladin to stir drama
>Makes a point of talking with me after the session
>I know exactly where this is going
>Bow out of group citing schedule conflicts because I don't want to be the one responsible for shit stirring

The bigger problem in the context of gaming is that you will always have people of both genders thinking with their genitals when they shouldn't be.

>>52348051
The presence of large numbers of, for want of a better term, beta males makes monogamy more attractive as well.

>>52347993
the whole 'divorce rate' studies are kinda fucked. Most of them only count 1 year. or maybe a span of 5. Just because people get married in one year, doesn't mean they get divorced the same year. So say for example, 2027 was a year with a high as fuck divorce rate. A lot of people would also assume a fuck ton of people got married in 2027. I would be way more interested in studies that mesure shit like....what common life things or situations lead to divorce. Like how often dose having kids lead to divorce, or affect the chances of divorce. Shit like that. promotions, demotions, bankruptcy,ect,ect

>>52348072
>here's a theory with some supporting evidence and reasoning
>someone disagrees
Wow, it's fucking nothing.

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>>52348051
It's all degeneracy and needs purging

>>52348041

>using gross numbers to calculate

Of first marriages, the percentages of divorce have been going down,

>>52348110
Don't forget serial marriages, too.

Someone who gets married and divorced five times in five years, and someone who gets married once and stays married until death, counts together as "five out of these six marriages ended in divorce".

>>52348110

One of the big issues I've found with studying divorce statistics is that people who divorce once are statistically more likely to do it again. So you end up with a lot of repeat people that mess with it by going back into marriages without really solving what caused it the first time.

>>52348095
Yes, that's one of the things people often miss.

Polygamy is seen as patriarchal and monogamy as not so, due to the context in which they existed - i.e. due to the fact that we associate polygamy with societies such as the ancient Greeks, Hebrews, etc, and they were not particularly egalitarian in their view on women. In truth, however, the deciding factor is generally not patriarchy, as monogamy is arguable better for men and worse for women.

The deciding factors are the stage at which a society exists in, and how sex is viewed. Polygamy flourishes in heroic age societies because the cult of personality is exceptionally strong, and the idea of devoting your life to a more powerful figure is more appealing in those cultures. You see this in cults of personality today, too, but they're more isolated phenomena.

Are we returning to this? Probably not - not something exactly like this, anyway.

Just out of curiosity, with all this talk of divorce. How many fa/tg/uys come from single parent homes? My dad kicked rocks just before I was born, and I never saw him again. I felt kind of bad when I was 11 and found out what bastard actually meant.

>>52348110
Yeah, I'm looking at the numbers, and they just don't seem to add up. Somehow the divorce rate is 16.9 per 1000 married women for 2015, but the total for the year was ~1.11 million women getting divorced.

>>52348138
>>52348143

That why you use more specific statistics.

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/nsfg/key_statistics/d.htm#divorce

>>52348187
That's why shit like the baby boomers happen. Now that you mention it, I can defiantly see that kinda thing waring off in developed countries where the only big conflicts are internal.

>>52348191
My parents are retired and still happily married.

>>52348213
>Oh nice, some actual numbers
>scrolling
>scrolling
>Douching, vaginal
>Percent of women 15-44 years of age who douched at all in the 12 months before the interview

Don't do that, it's dumb

>>52344799
I like how both your answers aren't to blame the other guy

>>52348187
Patriarchy could be a viable model going forward. Use virtual sexings to keep the betas pacified while the alphas breed with all the women. Government subsidizes whichever spawn don't find a beta provider. AKA the current model

>>52348246
Well, he might not know depending on the situation. Unless you have some kind of cuck-sense I'm not aware of.

>>52347520
fuck dude, this legit has me depressed. My only goal in life is to find a woman I love,marry her and start a family.

>>52348072
Let's be fair, here.


>"If the man continues to thrust after ejaculation he would simply be scooping out his own semen.

The point would be to scoop out a competing male's semen first, then ejaculate, you Fucking dicktwist.

>>52348246
Guy might not know that the women is taken. The girl definitely knows she's cheating. The guy also isn't betraying you personally (in most/some cases), while the woman is.

>>52348306
Did you not read that post?

Patriarchy and polygamy are not linked. We simply believe they are because the women's rights movements came during a period where monogamy is in general the way of things. None of the institutions that put forward, strengthened, or avidly defend monogamy are institutions that had anything to do with women's rights - in fact, quite the opposite, most of them fought against it.

>>52348110

Here, have hard data on all of that.

https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr049.pdf

TLDR White people are less likely to divorce, educated people are less likely to divorce, wealthy people are less likely to divorce.

>>52348312
Become religious OR become rich and marry a younger woman (preferably religious) OR hope the next generation keeps their trajectory for being significantly more conservative than us.

>>52348117
theres a difference between named chars and generics aka "american researchers found out", and not only in tabletop

>>52348360
Typo, meant polygamy, not patriarchy.

>>52348398
It names the lead researcher at the start of the article, dumbass.

>>52347860
I agree with almost ALL you said in both posts EXCEPT that tradicional nuclear male-female family should monopolize relationships again.
See my cousin, for example. He became "metrossexual" (not sure if I know exactly what this means) and it works for him.
As for me, I remained single until I was 36 when (being a straight male myself) I married a woman, and it worked fine for me. We also swore not to have children (which became a fate late due to a hysterectomy my wife had to endure) and it works fine for us.
If I recommend people to do what I/we did? Hell no! There isn't a unique answer when it comes to relationships. Humans are so complex...

>>52347878
Not sure if the elders know best, if I know best (as I said above) or the youngers know best, for reasons both me and the guy I replied above pointed out.

>>52348323
yeah, call me a dicktwist for quoting from the article, go ahead

>>52348439
*which became a fate LATER

>>52348439
Metrosexual is a fashion thing.

You aren't reproducing and are therefore irrelevant.

Male-female nuclear family is the only working child-rearing model were have currently, so we need to either unfuck it OR develop an alternative rapidly. I for one am not liking the leading current alternative of the state brainwashing children into good little proles.

>>52348439
Metrossexual is just a faggy straight male

>>52348455
>it's not my fault that I'm mindlessly repeating other people's words like a retarded parrot
>how dare you hold me responsible for my own posts

>>52348432
>headed by Professor Gordon Gallup
just because he sucks their dicks, doesn't mean he made the theorems, he just waved them throug. Jeez, have you never been at a university? don't you know how bachelor thesis work?

>>52348504
butthurt much? maybe you guys are right, you do seem like the goto authority on scooping random male semen out of your gfs cooch

>>52348511
Don't get winded moving those goalposts, Anon. I'll just be here, blowing you the fuck out because you didn't pay attention to the names.

>>52346688
>two of them also big guys from the local gym.
Jelly.
None of my /tg/ buddies are into liftan.

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>>52348533
>implying I've ever had a girlfriend
The girl I "dated" in the fifth grade hardly counts.

>>52348485

I haven't seen any studies with evidence that children raised by homosexual or polygamous parents are any worse off.

>>52348536
>blowing me
yup, good idea

>>52342678
>my wife's character

>>52347784
I wish it was, man

>>52348400
>Polygamy and polygamy are not linked
Now I'm even more confused.

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>>52347485
>"-fag" is used as an honorific
I can't disagree

>>52348312
Literally same.
It's discouraging how much my generation hates marriage and children.

>>52348604
>homosexual
I agree
>polygamous
uhh now hold on a second...

>>52348604
>homosexual couples
A, they're utterly irrelevant given their minority status.

B, they're inferior as a child-rearing model.
http://www.frc.org/issuebrief/new-study-on-homosexual-parents-tops-all-previous-research

Can't be assed to hunt down a link to the actual study.

>polygamous parents
It's illegal, so fat chance getting enough data to draw meaningful conclusions. It would also require pretty major cultural and legal revisions to be workable.

So if my gf's character is with someone else in game, is that how she feels irl as well? Because going by myself, I'd flirt in game.

>>52348636
I made a typo in >>52348306. That post is supposed to open with "Polygamy could be a viable model."

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>>52343400

>>52348661
>Family Research Council

Hang on a sec, I've got an InfoWars link that "proves" Pizzagate.

>>52348730
>imageboard

Why would you give up when you're almost to the finish line

>>52348749
It's an actual study, from a university, published in a peer-reviewed journal. Yes, the link that I provided is to a source with an obvious bias, but the study they're summarizing is legit.

>>52348781
>It's an actual study, from a university, published in a peer-reviewed journal. Yes, the link that I provided is to a source with an obvious bias, but the study they're summarizing is legit.

Then link the actual study? I have zero reason to believe the FRC didn't do their best to conflate unrelated points to further their agenda.

>>52344167
To be fair, women are pretty shit. I've sworn them off too, and I would've gone for men if I were homo enough.

>>52348191
My parents divorced when I was a baby. My mom's been happily remarried for almost two decades now.
Almost all of my friends have divorced parents.

>>52347784
I've never understood this. Why would you care about the authenticity of a story on an anonymous image board about playing games of make believe?

>>52347431
>spoiler
>needing to have your posts BLACKED
see >>52348730

>>52348659
>>52348661

Excuse me I meant polyamorous.

>>52348812
And I have zero reason to believe you aren't just a contrarian shitposter. The FRC article names the study, and it also cites the results. If you're actually interested in learning something, I've given you everything you need to fix your ignorance.

>>52346688
Never play at a fucking game store.

Literally what is the appeal? I see faggots talking about shit that happens in game stores and it's like ok let's weigh the pros and cons of a game store vs literally any player's personal abode

Game store Cons:

>conform to store hours
>probably no swearing / public conduct rules apply
>no alcoholism allowed
>no freshly home cooked meals
>you have a goddamn audience of spergs
>randos want to join
>Cheeto fingers grasping your shit
>no thematic lighting
>no thematic music
>pressure to be inclusive and shit
>being in public inhibits shy players' role play and it devolved into roll-play
>need to finagle probably a whole table for yourself
>you fucking KNOW everyone in your game group anyway, why are you meeting in public?

Pros:
>if none of you trust each other enough to go to another player's house I guess you meet in public instead?

Literally even a dingy ass stinky cramped basement closet at someone's moms house is better because you can always fabreeze that shit

>>52348884
>just believe me, jeez, what's the problem?

Listen you little pissjingle, I don't give a shit about gay marriage one way or the other, but if you seriously think "do your own research" is a valid argument, you're an adjnoun.

>>52348818
>My parents divorced when I was a baby.
Absolutely disgusting.

>>52348950
I've given you the source, you're just whining that the source is in a journal. Hell, if you stopped being a dumbfuck for a single second and just Googled the study, you'd find out that like all social science bullshit it's mired in controversy and claims of ideological bias.

>>52348818
Silly goy, marriage if fine. Your experience is an outlier. It's not like a quarter of millenials are on track to die unmarried or anything.

>>52348846
thats even worse

>>52348846
>polyamorous
poeple who describe their relationship with so as this deserve no mercy

>>52348661
You do realize that those statistics are entirely wrong, right?

They purposefully ignore any statistics that prove them wrong, and avoid any studies that might suggest that same sex parents are anything but horrible. They don't just skew towards their bias, they literally falsify their accounting of actual studies by ignoring any that disagree with their bias.

If you did any actual research you'd know this.

>>52349013
I can find journals that refute that fact too. I can also statistically prove that you're left handed and merely trained to be right handed.

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>>52342527
How fucking pathetic can one be?

>>52349062
>>52348846

No kidding. It's a travesty and disgusting! You should NEVER mix your Latin and your Greek like that!

>>52349105
Are you disagreeing with the NFSS study or FRC? If the former, I'm skeptical, since that doesn't jive with any of the criticisms I can find. If the latter, you're just an illiterate moron. Or are you just shitposting?

>>52349131
You are definitely just shitposting.

>>52349131
alex? that you?
or are there more people spouting this BS

>>52349146
This is what happens in a society where the man's authority is constantly being undermined. I can guarantee you this would be a lot less common if men were allowed to beat disobedient wives. But instead we see a trend towards the opposite: smacking a disobedient child on the head is now considered abuse in Sweden.

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>>52342516
>>52342527
>/tg/ - Tabletop & Cuckery

You guys outta patient this for the next Brazzers.

>>52349209
>smacking your child on the head
Are you retarded? You spank them.

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>>52343110
All sorts of games can be played under a kotatsu, anon.

>>52349209
beating your own woman is kind of like keying your own car, though; if you didn't like her before, blue eyes don't exactly bring out the vixen in one

>>52349282

The fuck is happening to the face down girl? Is she in a headlock?

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>>52349209
>tfw ultraliberal feminized swedes and their arab conquerors at our west, and vodka fueled war crazy ruskies to our east.

It ain't easy being a Finn.
At least we got our trusty alcohol warehouse Estonia to our south.

>>52349307
Women are more like dogs than cars. A car needs fuel and it does everything you want to. A dog will be the most loyal companion imaginable as long as he believes you're the leader of his 'pack'. Especially with bigger dogs you need to make it clear that you're the one taking him for walks, not he the one taking you for walks. Same with women, they love a dominant man and cannot respect a man who cannot assert his own dominance. And I say this as a femdomfag which may play a part in why women disappoint me so

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>>52348191
>mfw from a perfectly stable home with both parents whom have stuck together for almost a quarter of a century, and will probably stay together for the rest of their life.

You sad fags from broken homes disgust me.

>>52349313
>alcohol warehouse Estonia to our south
I've been to petersburg. it's full of finns on weekends.
>>52349380
>femdomfag
switch is somewhat easier to find, thankfully

>>52349178
You realize that the only quotes from the FRC journal you quote are literally those of a "Christian Research Group" and no others? thjat the data is well over 4 years old? That the researcher is heavily published in christian journals elsewhere, but almost no other places?

Looks like there's a couple of confirmation biases of their own in there that they don't want you thinking about, anon.

>>52349423
Finns and Ruskies take vacation on each other's homelands these days.
80 years ago the trips were a bit different.

>>52349197
Nope. Just someone who likes to point out the biases of others. The poster is pretty infamous for his shitposting on - of all places - /b/.

Yeah, he's THAT pervasive in his "homosexuals are evil" diatribes.

>>52349312
Yes she is.

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>>52349423
>switch
Not the "whips and chains" kind of femdomfag
The "wants to be treated like a 1950's housewife" kind of femdomfag

>>52349487
I've seen amazingly happy couples in that sort of relationship.

In several variants of couples.

>>52349458
true, its really stupid to make your man in highly visible black coats and have them march OVER THE FRIGGIN ICE to a heavily fortified finnish line. equally as it is stupid to fight a highly motivated, ready for the winter-war army with basically skaven tactics.

still, it would have been worth it, if we got karelia for it...mhm, sweet karjalanpiirakka...

>>52349487
this is a thing? huh. I never stop learning. kind of like foot fetish, I get that it exists, just not what about it is appealing

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>bothering with females.
Why would you do this to yourselves?

Women are never worth your time or money.
They are self obsessed, manipulative and callous beings that possess no understanding of companionship, loyalty or honor. If you value those traits, you should get a dog, not pursue a woman.
Women's worth is only in their ability to bear children.

>>52348191
My parents stuck together for over 20 year by taking all the hatred they had for one another out on me and my brother. Then divorced couple months after the second of us moved out.

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>>52349578
It's pretty much a "you don't get it unless you GET it" situation with any fetish.

>>52349578
I'm more sad about the loss of Petsamo.
If we still had it, we would possess a connection to the arctic ocean, and the ore deposits of that region.

Alas, both Karelia and Petsamo were ruined by half a century of commie rule.
It would take at least a century to restore those regions to their former glory.

>things get a bit flirty/romantic between myself and another PC in a game
>still totally faithful to my current girlfriend, I just like saccharine romance fluff

>>52346688
>See this post use Melvin in a way I'm not familiar
>Look up Melvin on Urban Dictionary
>See top result
>Cringe uncontrollably

Sorry guys, the fucking Melvins control our language now.

>>52349585
>Be a manipulative, self obsessed man
>Not subtly bullying the shit out of your cute gf with self esteem issues.

Get on my level you fucking Melvin.

>>52349817
I take that you torment puppies and kittens as well.
The way a man treats his lessers speaks volumes of him.

>>52342516
I know how you feel. My wife left me for a guy in an online game.

>>52349658
>The year is 2017 AC. Karelia is entirely occupied by the Russians. Well, not entirely... One small village of indomitable Finns still holds out against the invaders...

>>52348639
god that video was great.

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>this entire thread

>>52342516
So? I ran a game and my wife had her PC sleep with a guy to get her mech repaired for free. We had further, sexy RP about it later.

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>>52343529
Wtf?

>>52349817
This guy is an asshole but he's a preferable alternative to >>52349585

Look, I was in the position before, I had zero self worth and was trampled by a girl but you know what? I eventually got back on the horse and tried again. The only reason that you could see anyone as self-obsessed and inherently manipulative is if you let them manipulate and take from you.

The case with many "Men Who Go Their Own Way" are that they felt cheated or manipulated for giving everything to a girl to the point of their own detriment. If a woman sees you not valuing yourself, what the hell is she supposed to think about your overall worth as a person?

And you're not inherently superior to anyone for opting out of the game. You're just weak and it'll reflect in both your dealings with men and women. The winning move isn't to not play. It's having the self awareness to know what you want and the self respect to know you're worth it.

Look, literally every single person ever is a self-obsessed asshole who wants something from you and that's totally okay because so are you! Everything is a negotiation, a battle of wills, a challenge to obtain happiness.

I'm not saying you're wrong for giving up on women. Maybe your asexual, gay or too busy designing Gorilla anal beads that's cool. But failing all that you're never going to convince me that you're somehow enlightened or better for giving up on something you wanted like a spineless worm because it was too hard.

>>52351032
>wanted
Notice the past tense? Right now I don't want any of that shit anywhere near me.

>>52351095
i'm so confused. >>52351032 said "wanted", but it's nowhere in the other two posts. Who the fuck are you quoting?

>>52349658
>tfw your great-grandfather left Karelia because fucking Russians showed up and puked on everything

>>52347516
You are correct.

>>52347667
To be fair, you only like it because you were conditioned to like it. Same as with every other preference ever. There are walks of life between "monogamy" and "cheating".

>>52348083
Sometimes the best bros are the unseen bros

>>52344716
>>realize I love her
No, the rebound chemicals in your fucking brain are telling you that you love her. fucking stop it.

>>52351496
And how does that contradict what he said? The fact that all emotions are chemical based doesn't reduce their legitimacy as emotions you imbecile.

>>52351699
him probably like 16

>>52351417
>t. polyam-fag

>>52351496
>doesn't realise that literally every thought process is a chemical reaction
>muh free will is non-existent

its not what position you're in, it's about how you act

>>52344716
As was alluded to be before; if she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you.

>>52347561
>dicktwist
I'm writing that down.

>>52343442
you married your hand?

weeb fag

>>52344716
>used up whore hits on you
>feeling bad about the retard who used her and would never find happiness anyway
>actually thinking about being with her for any amount of time
You deserve whatever you get, you fucking degenerate.

>>52343408
More women at the gaming table. Trying to include women in your hobbies is always a mistake

>>52347386
cishet

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>>52342516
Make your character flirt with the same character and become her rival in love.

Good ending - She notices it was weird and stops it
Bad ending - You become the cuck
Secret ending - Threesome and you get a double blowjob

>>52343603
>Anon. I am a very beautiful man. Give me a peach crate to stand on and I am unstoppable.
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>52351743
You're not wrong.

>>52353783
now I really wanna see pic of a manlet standing on a peach crate. never knew that was the only thing my life was lacking. please make it happen, /tg/...

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>>52343408
Normies are entering our territory and bringing their degenerated soap opera bullshit with them.

>playing with women
found the problem..

>>52353817
>Normies are entering our territory and bringing their degenerated soap opera bullshit with them.
yep, and this is directly related to playing with females

>>52353696
>Because it's totally women who ruin the game, not the idiots freaking out over it.

>>52349602
J-jared?

Cuck!

Look Mommy, I posted it again!

Cuck! Cuck! Cuck! Cuck!

Are you proud of me?

>>52353942
Even if you were right, the end result is the same

>>52349752
If you search up any first name on urban dictionary, you'll end up with cringe results.

My deepest fear is being cucked. More than death I fear being cucked to the point where I can't even form healthy relationships.

Fucking another man's wife is the lowest thing you can ever do. Especially if it's a friend.

>>52354575
Nope, pretty sure I'm right. Even if a woman isn't playing the RPG, a neckbeard would ruin it.

>>52344716
I did something like this to a very close friend of mine. I fooled around with his girlfriend and I feel horrible guilt. I am terrified karma will come and Cuck me in the future as pay back for what I did to what was a good friend who never crossed me

>>52354530
Reddit detected

>>52354729
Kinda pissed the top entry for Kevin isn't "the faggiest normal name ever"

>>52351032
>trampled by a girl
Tell me more, this is my fetish.

>>52344716
Even as a fem-anon, I'm gonna go ahead and say don't do it. Seems shitty, and you're coming off a rebound in a bad headspace.

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>>52351032
>phoneposting about fucking a horse or something

>>52355357
But Kevin wasn't in this episode, anon.

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>not advocating for line marriages
It's literally the best of all possible worlds.

>>52344716
You're a fucking idiot. Cut that shit out now before it's too late, or I swear you're going to regret it. That's not cool at all to do that to your friend, and on top of that, if his gf is willing to cheat with you, then she sure as hell won't have any problems cheating ON you later down the line.

Don't be fucking retarded, anon.

>>52346479
Then for the guy it's literally going through the entire karma sutra turned into a film, then going at 16X speed. The guy's exercise is to not have a heart attack while having super speed sex.

>>52353776
If you follow this advice play it all off as a joke in light sprites.

>>52347386
chucklefuck

>>52347476
and if you do make a big deal, she'll think that you're being overly clingy and feel justified in cheating to get back at you.

>>52355836
If concern is all it takes for your wife to cheat on you then you're better off without her

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>>52342516
>Play with my sister
>She starts flirting with my character

in days of yore, did they not say SCA stands for Society of Constant Adultery

>>52348051
>Statistically, the majority of infidelity in the US is male.
citation needed, because every source I've ever seen shows that men and women are pretty even on cheating.

>meet cute girl at school
>find out she plays dee en dee
>with her husband and other friends
>get invited
>play weekly at their house for months
>become good friends with all

You know that horny-for-no-reason thing? Happens while we are playing one time. Is she flirting with me in-character? No one else seems to notice. She props up her feet on the chair next to me, starts rubbing them together. Trying not to look because I have a foot fetish. What's going on here? Flirting is getting more obvious ... WTF she is slowly peeling off her socks and massaging her feet. IRL wipe brow moment.

>excuse self from table
>fap furiously in her bathroom
>return composed
>her socks are back on
>session continues as of nothing happened

>>52354530
>t. cuckold

>>52355913
You're sister is a bro-con. You know what to do
flirt back

>>52347752
Anon, you are an ignorant fool who doesn't even do a single bit of research.
http://www.attorneys.com/divorce/why-have-divorce-rates-increased-over-time
The increasing divorce rate is incredibly well documented, you can do a search your self if you feel like it. What that "grandpa" just told you is pretty much correct.

>>52349401
Too bad they failed at making you a decent human being.

Am I a monster for masturbating for months while thinking of a friend's spouse? I can't say I never flirted because I was quite literally dizzy with lust whenever we were in the same room, but it could all pass (I think) for friendly banter.

And I now realise that's what got me into ERP in the first place.

>>52356720

I don't think fapping about friend's spouse makes you a monster

being into ERP on the other hand ...

married couple in my old group, they were going through a rough patch at the same time my relationship was on the rocks

out of nowhere, she shows up at my house, says she wants to talk about this campaign she wants to run

we are sitting side by side on the couch looking over the stuff she has been working on, close enough that elbows keep bumping ... she just took a shower before coming by and her hair is still wet, shampoo smells nice, lotion smells nice

>rock hard

my mind is racing but producing no thoughts, wishing something would happen, hoping nothing does, worried that little jokes and eye contact might lead to something, trying hard to say nothing remotely flirty in case it would

after a couple hours, she has to get going - feel relieved I did not fuck over my friend (her husband), feel regret for not fucking my friend (her)

they have kids now, I still think about her when fapping sometimes

>>52348191

My folks stayed together until my little brother got into college, and then divorced immediately. Their relationship was pretty cold for a good while before that, though it was fairly clear they both did love all of us dearly (even if they didn't really show it).

>>52342516
Holy shit, this just happened to me in the last few months, OP.

She's going to start fucking him and then leave you. I'm not even joking. Actually, if you're past me, don't hesitate. Fucking waste his ass right now.

>>52343408
It's mostly just me shitposting because my wife left me. I'll admit it freely.

>>52355256
>cucking yourself out of having relationships for fear of being cucked

You've become your own worst nightmare anon. The cuckers have cucked you so badly that they didn't even have to touch any of your girlfriends to do it.

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>>52342527
Lol fuck

>>52342516
The next time she does this, stand up and slap her right then and there at the table. Don't say anything, let the sound of your palm on her face speak for you.

After a moment of shocked silence, somebody may object. Slap him.

When the next person opens his stupid mouth to speak, slap the words right out of his stupid fucking head.

Basically, you want to slap every person at the table into silence. Wait a moment, and once you feel that you have asserted your dominance over the table appropriately, you may sit back down and gesture for the game to continue.

Your woman will know where she stands, and so will everybody else at the table. Nobody will even dare to fucking glance in her general direction.

>>52351032
>The case with many "Men Who Go Their Own Way" are that they felt cheated or manipulated for giving everything to a girl to the point of their own detriment.
You can speak about MGTOW as much as I can, that is to say not at all. You may be right about some MGTOW, but from what I've seen many just feel cheated by what they call gynocentrism, or the way the law actively fucks men over in favor of women.

This is also where MGTOW differ from MRAs: MRAs assume the problem is the law, try to work together with women to change the law to become more fair, and are called sexists and rape apologists by feminists. MGTOW realize the problem is what created these laws in the first place (female nature), retreat from women as much as possible and are called cowards by women who have hit the wall and discover that settling down after years of riding the cock carousel isn't so easy.

>And you're not inherently superior to anyone for opting out of the game
Of course you're not, you're just able to recognize (or admit) that men get a raw deal. When you get a raw deal, you refuse. It's that simple. Just like how I won't pay a prostitute 100 dollars to shit on my face. I'm not a coward for refusing a deal I don't profit from in any way and that heavily sets me back financially, right?

Once again, MGTOW is a heavily decentralized movement that has no real "leaders" in the same way feminism does (that's what going your own way means: going your OWN way), but if you actually care to figure out what the thought process of a lot of MGTOW is I recommend the youtube channel TurdFlingingMonkey. He makes his points quite articulately and often makes sure he cites his sources.

>>52342527
Seconded, I was there. Fucking Cunt

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>>52342563
made me think

>>52357661
Because assaulting your girlfriend and friends is totally a good way to keep them as such.

>>52342563
ok

>>52345829
>>52346479
>>52355738
I want an Eversor GF too

>>52343408
this is not a case of "what happened to /tg/", it's a case of tgs being more popular. Perma-virgins and nerds tended to respect the boundaries of others because they themselves know how hard for someone is to get a girl who is even 2/10. While we did have assholeshi behavior like stealing someone cards/braking minis, taking some ones girlfriend was taboo. As the hobby grew, people who had different morals came into it. It's the fate of every hobby that gets more popular

>>52343529
well, he has a point, somehow

>>52343567
>>52348816
and I am still a desperate virgin, who wanna have sex with a woman

>>52349752
"Melvin" has been a slang term for "scrawny nerd" for decades. You were just ignorant about it until now.

>>52349817
Don't tell anybody but this is how I do it

>>52342516
Just growl in her ear that she's yours and yours alone next time you fuck. Bitches love that shit. :y

>>52342527
oh my god i've heard this copypasta, that shit was absolutely garbage.

>>52358220
>this troll will surely see the error of his ways if I post a sternly-worded reply!

Let us know how that turns out

>Tfw cucked both the DM and the DMs girlfriend.

No joke though, I think they use tgs as a way of screening for theesomes.

>>52342783
anon...

>>52359914
And make sure to grab the other guy by the throat and tell him to BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!??!?!

>>52360244
*stabs you in the balls*

>>52359754
Wow, there's so much projecting here, I thought I was at the theater. OP never said anything about conspiracies, SJWs, posers* (if you're using English, use the English spelling you tryhard faggot), normies, whether he's atheist or not, or in any way laid blame on anyone or anything. The OP was literally two lines and not a single word on what you somehow read from it.

Please, do yourself and everyone else a favor by suck starting a shot gun. I'm sure everyone who's ever met you would be thankful to be rid of a chronically ass-blasted douchebag like yourself. kthxbai

>>52346128
>Not him

>>52342516
That's called being selfish. It's roleplay. Literally separate from real life. You're supposed to leave these thoughts at the door, and get into character. What happens at the table stays at the table. Anything else is just petty and pretty damned pathetic.

>>52360965
>I am a proud cuck, and you should be proud to be a cuck like me. Now let's jack each other off while crying as Tyrone nails our wives

>>52344799

Assuming the entire story isn't just made up bullshit feeding into your anxiety about hating and distrusting women.

Its not like there aren't a lot of /pol/ faggots spreading that sort of thing to make idiots think it's constantly happening to everyone.

>>52352246
This 100%. Once a cheater, always a cheater, and this goes for both men and women.

>>52344716
What you need to do is go and have sex with him instead, bro. It's the only way to atone for your crime.

>>52347561
Fuckboy and asshat already saw widespread use from 1999 - 2009

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>>52342516
>Play with a pretty alright guy in high-school
>Without fail, he would always play a female character, even across multiple campaigns, settings and systems
>he would also often crossdress as a joke (which actually was fairly common thing at my school to do at dances and on halloween)
>years later, he comes out as a she
really jogs my nog

>>52362665
not true. i was a cheater for the first 12 years of my adult life, and then never again (not through lack of opportunity). now aged 54 and still happily monogamous.

i just grew up. so fuck you, you sad, cynical anon.

>>52363340
Did you fuck him in a skirt?

>>52363340
>he would also often crossdress
thers your first clue
>as a joke
sure. he's a girl (male)

>>52342527
>not fucking him while he fucks your wife.

>>52363414
Ah, the reverse cuck maneuver, very nice.

>>52363388
No, i'm straight. I did do a lot of ironic impersonation of gay stereotypes and sack tapping though

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>>52363340

By any chance are you Czech?

>>52363843
Maybe it's because I can't really read the first word of the last line what is this, a greentext for ants, but I don't get it.

>>52363975

It says "Djibouti".

>>52364061
Thanks, but I still don't get the joke.

>>52356720
>>52356863
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
Matthew 5:28

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.
Exodus 20:17 (the tenth Commandment)

>>52365187
I covet my neighbor's ass all the time

>>52363843
This fictional idiot should've plowed that Slavic booty.

>>52342527
hi drew