Does your setting have half-orc half-elves?

Nah. Elves and half-orcs actually get along, but there's no distinct hybrid of the two.

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>>52339146
Yes, but they're pretty rare and are usually the result of a half-orc and a half-elf having a kid that ends up an an elf/orc rather than a human, instead of the result of a direct elf and direct orc having kids.

But it does happen. And they look like your pic...or like this.

>>52339146
There might be half-orcs touched by fair folk meddling, but I'm not particularly planning on putting D&D elves in the setting.

It doesn't have any half-things at all.

Elves are celestial-touched, orcs are fiend-touched. Ain't gonna work

>>52339283

So did those comics actually conclude with it happening, or is this a fan creation? I must know, for if there have indeed been new releases I need to go read them.

>>52339524
No conclusion.

Though if you're a fan of the artist he's getting an anime about a little girl dictator sometime soon.

>>52339558

I'm really not tbqh and I don't know that I would care for that subject material. The orc just made me laugh.

>>52339575
Yeah, was pretty good stuff when the first issue came out.

He did extend it into one about an older mage woman training a young hero while secretly wanting to jump his shota bones. Eventually tied it into the orc and elf characters and then just dropped it.

>>52339283
Delet dis

Orc-kun is pure! PURE!

>>52339146
We have a bunch of ab-human groups, and their traits tend to get "blended" out if they breed with primary strain humans or primaris

Half-primary strain humans are going to look mostly human

>>52339597

What was the name again? I think I'll go give it another read. It's been a long time and I could use a laugh.

>>52339644
A Friendly Orc's Daily Life by mugenjin

No. Orcs can breed with Humans, Dwarves, Ogres, and Trolls.

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>>52339146
In my setting the closest thing to orcs are the wood elves that have turned to foul gods or savage acts. As descendants of fey land-spirits, they are intrinsically physically tied to their behavior, faith, and environment.

Orcs ARE elves, so no, it's redundant.

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>>52339146

The only half-anything race in my setting is half-elves and that's due to elves and humans being somewhat related.

No half-orcs but orcs are completely playable and they are very much inspired by Warcraft's orcs.

Are Orcs and Orcus connected?

>>52339933

No.

>>52339971
Why not?

>>52340071
Orcus is a giant bloated goat demon lord thing who rules over undeath.

Orcs are merely violent savages who worship their own violent gods.

Just because the word is similar doesn't mean they are related.

As to the thread, orcs and elves cant breed together because they are too dissimilar while sharing certain similarities towards humans that they can breed with. Its almost like a ring species scenario.

>>52339146
Yes. Humans. That's why you can have half orcs and half-elves. Humans are the midpoint on that scale, elves and orcs the two endpoints.

>>52339283
>half-orc and a half-elf having a kid that ends up an an elf/orc rather than a human
Thats not how that works

>>52339558

SHE'S A GENERAL, ANONYMOUS

>>52339146
10/10 would hold hand with.

Fuck no, this is stupid.

>>52340144
Their name comes from Orcus, why shouldn't they be connected?

It'd be very hard to explain considering the majority of Elves don't know Orcs exist and vice versa is true... And they're on opposite sides of the planet. Said sides being separated by a giant chasm, a massive, stormy archipelago of jagged rocks and an empire of Hobgoblins with guns.

Come to think of it, it's possible that I subconciously designed the map to stop this specific form of faggotry. The only snowball's chance in hell of it happening would be for a Drow to somehow bumble through Duergar territory and manage snatching an orc as a slave but while Drow do have exotic tastes, Orcs probably wouldn't be ugly enough to be novel and not pretty enough to take in the first place.

But OP's pic with a duskier shade of ashen green skin with black and red eyes would make me diamonds though.

>>52339146
Fuck no. Half-races are book filler.

>>52339283
a few generations down the line she's gonna be a pitri dish of every race

>>52341226
But they aren't. Well only tangentially. Orc in D&D is only loosely based off Tolkien's use of it, and he got the inspiration for orc from old english term for monster or devil. Its connection to Orcus is disputed since it may come from Norse and may just be a weird thing where two words with semi similar things from two languages converge together.

In D&D the word is a name for a specific entity which bears no connection to orcs. Roughly based off the term for the bad side of Pluto. He was a human mage who cast a spell so powerful it killed everyone on his plane, immediately sending him to the Abyss where he transformed into a demon lord of undeath and is the originator of the lich ritual.

In D&D worlds orcs worship Gruumsh One-Eye, the orc creator deity who gave rise to them from the blood that was spilled from his cuts inflicted by the elven creator god Corellon Larethian.

>>52339146
You can get half-whatevers of any of the common humanoid races. However they are hybrids so sterile.

>>52341434
Hello, Dark Sun. Still salty about your lack of water and foliage?

>>52341460
Is that how dark sun is? I've never played it.

I just use the hybrid version because it calms my biology autism.

>>52341374
That's an incredibly rigid interpretation that I imagine is using the assumed setting of Forgotten Realms.

Is it so wrong if I wanted to do that? Make Orcs a creation of Orcus. I can even keep Grummsh and just make him a usurper. Maybe like an Orcish Odin or something.

>>52341637
Its pretty much the generic creation story for orcs in D&D since thats how it works in the three different main D&D settings: Greyhawk, FR, and PoL. And you can do whatever you want for your own worlds, I was only giving you the official story.

>>52341549
Dark Sun has a Half-Human Half-Dwarf that are called Mul (after mule's, unoriginally enough). They're sterile and used as slave labor.

>>52339625
Nothing more pure than a proper marriage and raising children dutifully

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>>52339146
https://exhentai.org/g/1043382/bf23708a93/

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No, but it has half-half-orc-half-half-elves.

>+2 Constitution, -2 Charisma
>Medium size
>Mungrel base land speed is 30 feet.
>Improved Low-Light Vision
>+2 racial bonus on Climb, Jump, Survival, and Swim checks
>+4 racial bonus on all saving rolls versus sleep spells and effects.
>+1 racial bonus on all saving throws versus enchantment magic.
>+1 additional skill point gained every level.
>Human Blood: For all effects related to race, a mungrel is considered a human.
>Trace Blood (Elf ): When it comes to effects related to race, a mungrel has a 50% chance of being considered a member of the elven race. If they fail the percentage roll, they still receive a +4 racial bonus on all future Use Magic Device rolls, when using a magical item with an elven racial requirement. For the purposes of prestige class requirements, these characters are considered a members of their parents’ race.
>Trace Blood (Orc): When it comes to effects related to race, a mungrel has a 50% chance of being considered a member of the orc race. If they fail the percentage roll, they still receive a +4 racial bonus on all future Use Magic Device rolls, when using a magical item with an orc racial requirement. For the purposes of prestige class requirements, these characters are considered members of their parents’ race.
>Automatic Languages: Common, Elven, Orc.
>Bonus Languages: Any (other than secret languages, such as Druidic).
>Favored Class: Any.

>>52339146
I'm writing a story with a 3/4 Orc 1/4 Drow (and her 1/2 &1/2 dad as a side character)

also the ruling family of the racial inclusive empire are very blended, looking like bishie humans (with occasional odd traits)

>>52339146
Depends on the setting. In most that have both elves and orcs existing, yes, though not particularly common in any of them.

There are a few exceptions though.

In one setting Orcs are an exclusively male, sort of sub-species thing of Elves. They're essentially a mutation of Elven men. Not all elven men are orcs, but all orcs are elven men. The offspring of an orc and female elf normally results in a male, orc offspring, though it is possible, though less common, to produce a female elven offspring. Now that I think about it, I could probably create another sub-race there, a female race of infertile half-orcs.

In another setting I have, orcs are technically a subset of elves. Elves aren't so much a race as a group of sub races. There's an old magic forest, originally inhabited by fae-kind, that changes and warps all who live there. There were colonies of humans, gnomes, and goblins in those woods, who over time became elven in nature, growing pointed ears, greater attunement with both magic and nature, that sort of thing. The humans are called Greater Elves, the gnomes Lesser Elves, and the goblins are called Orcs. An offspring of an orc and a greater elf is not unheard of, but they're essentially just an elven human-goblin hybrid, which I guess you could count as the same thing. There wouldn't be any difference between them, the offspring of a greater elf and an orc, and say, a colony of human/goblin offspring that lived in the woods for a few generations.

Lesser-elf/Orc hybrids would be possible, but extremely uncommon, their populations being further removed, and the fact that they require having a lesser-elf father, and an orc mother, a lesser-elf mother just being far too small to actually carry and birth a hybrid child (or likely couple with an Orc and survive the ordeal, but there would be ways around that)

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>>52341884
That giff-taur is gonna be my new raid boss.

>>52339146
No because I actually understood Tolkien's work and didnt make a confused half-elf race like Gygax. Your either a mix of something or pure, a half-elf in tolkien is either a human or an elf as deigned by the gods themselves, their genes are irrelevant. So whereas gygax poop assumes all half-orcs are half-humans, I have implemented genes. One quarter dwarf, one quarter elf, half an orc? Go ahead my nigger

>>52342106
There's always the possibility that the different species may not be able to produce offspring with each other. It's not like we could make a half-chimpanzee half-orangutan. Elves and Orcs might just not be genetically compatible.

Granted, if both elf/humans and orc/humans are possible, it seems unlikely that elf/orcs are impossible, but I don't think it's entirely out of the question.

>>52342132
Playable humanoids can interbreed just fine. After all they are the same species, just different races ;))))

>>52341884
Already saw it, it would've been actually good if they weren't all dick girls.

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>>52339146
I want to fuck that orc

>>52339146
hey, she is cu...
>fangs
>no tusks
DISGUSTING

>>52342164
Your shit taste has been noted, and may be used as evidence against you in a court of law.

I feel like the logical conclusion would be the fantasy equivalent of white people who brag about being 1/64 Native American

>My great great grandfather was a Solar
>Well my great grandfather was a high Elf
>Human in feathered hat using Elf slang to fit in with the hip kids

I don't have orcs or anything similar in my setting.

>>52339146
If people of the land think they exist, eventually they will.

>>52342229
What, did tumblr won so that not being gay is now punished by law ?

>>52342308
>futa=gay
nice meme

>>52339146
Yes, inspired by a Frederick K. T. Anderson pic. Well, half-orc plus half-elf, mostly ends up like the OP but count as human.

Can't post the pic that i spired either because naked breasts in a nonsexual context and no way to censor except blocking out bits which got me banned before.

>>52342328

Why would a straight man be attracted to a woman with a penis? That's just unnatural.

Half-races are dumb and they stink.

>>52342362
Why would a straight man want a man in his porn when he could replace said man with a woman with a dick?

>>52342380

As a self-insert, it's impossible for a man to self-insert as a futa, and constantly watching futa/lesbian porn has been proven to cause erectile dysfunction and problems with brain chemistry. Regardless, I don't like seeing other men naked myself, tentacles are the superior fetish.

>>52339524
No actual conclusion, but that isn't fan art. It's from the actual artist himself.

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>>52342328

>>52342426
>has been proven
I don't believe you.

>>52340718
Dude, in my setting, elves were created from trees, orcs were created from blood, and humans were created from dust. Normal genetics need not apply.

When a half-elf and a half-orc have a kid, there's a 50% chance of something with the racial stats of a human, and a 50% chance of something with the racial stats of an elf-orc.

In either case the offspring will look like an elf-orc-human hybrid, though.

>>52342328
>>52342362
>>52342380
>>52342443
>>52342451

>Still believing sexuality can be placed in self contained box labelled 'gay' 'straight' 'bi' etc.

Nobody is 100% anything. The sooner you free yourself from those labels, the better for you, because they are ridiculous. Things in natura don't tend to fit into neat little boxes of classification, although they do help us understand things as a collective and study stuff by approximation, nature doesn't just work that way.

Many guys who think themselves 100% straight have had homoromantic or homossexual thoughts one time or another, or got a boner watching shemale porn, or fapped to futa. And guys who think themselves 100% gays have often had similar experiences. Sexuality is all blurry lines and this dudebro culture of trying to pretend you are the one 100% straight guy on earth is ridiculous. And harmful. If you could be honest with yourself and us about that percentage inside you, however big it is, that is attracted or curious about other parts of your sexuality that are not just 'penis+vagina', you would be doing the whole world a favor. And the same go for supposed gays and lesbians.

It's okay to have a preference and the rule is most people tend to be attracted to the opposite sex and dont necessarily want to have sex with the same sex. But there's so many variations on that, that it's highly unlike that any single person is just attracted to ever thinking of his own cock inside vaginas and nothing else. Sometimes it's subtle, like enjoying a girl with masculine traits, such as a tomboy, or not so subtle, like a butch dyke. Sometimes it's futa. Sometimes it's stealing a peek of your buddies crotch to see if his dick has volume there. Sometimes it above busting a nut right when the porn camera shows that ballsack from a low angle.

Just...Stop with this pretend. It's ridiculous. Free yourself from it. You'll be happier.

>>52342451

> https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.everydayhealth.com/news/erection-problems-this-habit-may-why/&ved=0ahUKEwi_xOvxou_SAhWGNSYKHfPhB2gQFggaMAA&usg=AFQjCNGIG3c5gffY0cwCz2S0FRgQn3d1Uw

> https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.mensjournal.com/health-fitness/health/are-you-watching-too-much-porn-20130821&ved=0ahUKEwi_xOvxou_SAhWGNSYKHfPhB2gQFggmMAE&usg=AFQjCNHjqinRX4x5e1RnuJdf_Gfme03AdA

> https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.addiction.com/expert-blogs/can-porn-addiction-cause-male-sexual-dysfunction/&ved=0ahUKEwi_xOvxou_SAhWGNSYKHfPhB2gQFggyMAI&usg=AFQjCNH1OlpF05rLPtahv9Mc5pVga7KQAg

They don't go over futa in particular, but excessive porn in general has been proven to cause erectile dysfunction.

>>52342520
tl;dr version: it looks like stale pasta copied from tumblr and he's thirsty for cock

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>>52342426
Sometime i self-insert as a futa slaaneshi horror. The internet has pushed me too far.

>>52342520

I'd bet my ass you have a FetLife account and furry tendencies.

>>52342538
>"Ha ha! that will show this gay guy I'm very straight.. ha ha! I d-don't have a hidden layer...T-that's why I can c-call this tumblr f-fag on it, guys! See! See how s-straight I am!"

You're making yourself look bad bro

>>52342560
You just lost your ass twice on those bets. I have neither. I don't even enjoy futa.

>>52342548

Slaanesh is best Chaos God. That said, it's not natural to self-insert as and fap to futa dickgirls and that can't be good for your brain chemistry.

>>52342520

It isn't natural for a man to want to stick it in another man's pooper, no matter how you try to spin it.

>>52342616
Neither is shit posting but that doesn't seem to stop anyone.

>>52342584
So what are your homosexual tendencies anon?

>>52342570
>everyone who disagree's with my hunger for cock must be gay too
We greentext argument now.

>>52342633

Checked. Memes, or easily spread ideas, have been part of human culture ever since humanity has had a culture. Humans naturally group with and communicate with other humans, it's completely natural that, in this day and age, humans would congregate to share their opinions on a Taiwanese Sockmaking Forum.

That said, some humans inherently start shit for no reason, or for the humor of it. That's just human nature. Therefore, it's a logical conclusion, and to be expected that humans will start more shit when there are no negative consequences for their actions. Shitposting is as natural as shitting and as long as this board is anonymous, we'll have to deal with it.

>>52342657
I find androgynous people sexy. Guys or girls. I think it's hot when they have attractive facial features, smooth skin and I just can't tell what they are without seeing genitals.

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>good thread
>one person brings up futa
>thread instantly devolves into shitposting about whether liking girl-cock makes you gay and nothing else

>>52342616
If a male animal can be born wanting to put into another male's pooper without outside interference then it's "natural". What you can argue is that it's not "normal" if only a minority of the population is born that way.

>>52342739
If a deviation from standard happens in a regular basis, even if to a small amount of the group, then it's within the 'normal' parameters.

Almost all animal groups will display occasional homossexual behavior every generation.

>>52339146
Quite a few, actually.

So I guess the real question is if an elf dickgirl and an Orc girlboi have sex, which one gets pregnant?

>>52342788
You uh, got that uncensored?

>>52342886
This set: >>52341884

>>52339146
There was one
Dude was pretty chill and managed to unite the orcish tribes into a single nation.

Also OP pretty sure your pic is a half goblin half human.

>>52341984
>in your setting
>Depends on the setting

>>52342823
you mean Cuntboy?

the Cuntboy unless magical sextoys are involved

if you meant femboi then it depends how far along the newhalf-Futa axis the elf is (and if magical sextoys are involved)

>>52339146
Sort of. An elf and orc having a child is rare but not unheard of, but there are no half races. The kid is either a slightly elfy orc, or a slightly orcy elf.

>>52343241
I have more than one.

>>52343246
No I mean a thick elf motherman and her cute, petite, adopted daughterboy celebrating her entry into adult hood.

>>52342823
>>52343428
This whole in parentheses/spoiler shit needs to stop, it's gayer than just stating "my name is OP and I just cannot stop sucking cocks."

Come out of the closet already and stop trying to dodge it.

>>52343573
Not trying to doge it mate. I'm censoring it so snowflakes don't get triggered by it.

>>52342520
You are gay. Accept it.

>>52343599
Who gives a fuck if snowflakes get triggered? Ignore and move on, your opinion is yours and you shouldn't dilute or modify it's wording to protect another's fee fees.

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>>52339146
>>52342205
> Pic related

>>52342443
> Like traps
> But not futa
> Bi
Your meme confuses me.

>>52342739
There is never an absence of outside interference.

>>52343968
Put I want to protect innocent people fee fees. It's why I play a Paladin.

The only time I'm not going to care for someone's feelings is when they're being a total cock.

No, there aren't even half-elves in my setting, much less half-orcs.
Interracial hybrids are generally unexistent, save for mixes between subraces/bloodlines within one race
Only exception though is beastfolk, which is hinted to stem from magically enhanced bestiality. But they're monstrous, always evil, and abhorred and killed on sight by everyone with basic common sense - basically rip off of gloranthan broos and warhammer beastmen, with D&D gnolls thrown atop of the pile

Elves can't mix with anyone; their reproductive biology is...strange. Half-orcs are about though

>>52344105
Well then we play Paladins very differently, feelings don't matter the only thing that matters is what is just and good. People may feel it is harsh, they may feel it is unfair or that through some different justification what was done is not wrong. It does not change my method I shall smite the wicked even if everyone is convinced that it is good.

>>52344233
Charm effects must be a nightmare for you

>>52344233
>feelings don't matter
You sound like a bully. You must play a terrible Paladin.

You sure you aren't just playing a crusader and calling it a Paladin?

>>52342560
Fetlifer here. The furriness of Fetlife differs from area to area. I live in Utah, so top fetishes are something like this:

1. BDSM and Polyamory by a huge margin.

2. Littles. If you don't know, don't look it up, just know you still have some innocence left in you.

3. Crossdressing/Trans

4. Furries. Very much in the minority. They still have enought to hace a yearly con here, then again, Time Magazine voted us #1 nerdiest state in the US on average, a lot of it based on the sheer number of conventions we run.(for those interested, Alaska has the highest tabletop rating)

>>52344384
>live in frozen wasteland with nothing to do but freeze your ass off or hide away in your house
>highest tabletop rating
Yeah seems about right

>>52344384
>Littles
Not as bad as I thought. Unsettling, but then so are traps

>>52344280
If someone is under a charm you remove the person who has cast it, I can not hold a sword accountable for it's wielders actions.

>>52344282
If asked my opinion on a subject I will give it, if people don't like it or don't agree so be it. If my method or opinion is opposed to someone's they are welcome to stop me or convince me I am in the wrong, but feelings aren't involved all that matters is ensuring that what is good is done.

It's interesting having to play in an objective good and objective evil setting.

>>52344488
No one asked your opinion though. You just gave it.

>>52344526
True no one asked my opinion but I decided to give it anyway. Just because no one asked doesn't mean I am not allowed to give it.

>>52344384
>Littles
that's pretty vanilla. I dated a girl in highschool who was into that kinda stuff.

>>52339146
Rarely.
Usually as a result of magic.

Elves are notoriously infertile.
Even Orc (and human) fecundity usually cannot overcome that.
Human/Elf hybrids are slightly more likely due to humans living slightly longer, once in awhile long enough to convince the elf that using mystical enhancements to stop firing blanks or have ovaries that aren't a barren wasteland is worth the effort.

In my setting, Elves are immortal but sterile fae. They do not die of natural causes, they do not naturally create new life. They may mystically overcome this, but there is an excellent chance so doing will also make them mortal and now susceptible to the horrors of age and disease.

In short, they very rarely reproduce except in times of war, when they are likely to die anyway, and thus need a species survival plan to ensure there will be more later.
When taking the field, Elven sires or matrons take the most dangerous and glorious tasks. As they know they are not long for this world anyway and wish to leave a resplendent legacy for their line to carry giving their progeny something to make up for a lack of centuries of experience and influence.

>>52344649
Issit wanting to fuck midgets?

>>52341884
I swear the obsession with penises on this board astounds me.

>>52343987
prefect.

>>52344630
So you also crave attention. Figures.

>>52344823
Daddy/daughter play. Fairly normal.

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>>52344871
>on this board

>>52344933
If that's the logic then everyone posting pertaining to futa craves attention, same as (you)

>>52345239
Or they just want to post about futas and not about themselves.

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>>52345255
>Posting about futas
>Not a fetish people have and therefore about themselves
>Derailed a thread that had nothing to do with futas
>Inb4 hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded

>>52345526
Anon, if you don't want to talk about futas, why are are talking to someone who was talking about futas?

Elder Scrolls lore has the Orcs as a race of corrupted elves. Just thought that was interesting.

>>52339146
Depends on the setting I'm using.

In my post-apocalyptic fantasy world, no, because A: elves are presumed extinct, and B: orcs are mutated elves anyway.

In another setting, yeah, I'd probably use orc-elves. Not sure what I'd call them, though.

>>52343989
Then nothing is natural and the whole argument is moot.

>>52339146
Yes, any sentient creature with a penis can make babies with any sentient creature with a vagina. Grated this isn't 100% of the time, and while rare a Elf Orc is that crazy of a combination

>>52345640
Wasn't it because their god was eaten by another god and so they got corrupted?

>>52342164
What are you, gay?

>>52345905
Yup, Trinimac was eaten by Boethiah and then shat out which corrupted it's worshippers and the god itself. So basically TES orcs are shitty and their god is literally poo.

>>52345612
Because it stopped being about futas didn't it?

>>52346125
I find that really interesting that something that happened to their god effected all it's followers, usually it's the opposite.

>>52345640
So are Tolkien orcs.

>>52346235
Nah, it's still about futas. Hence why we're still talking about talking about futas.

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>same tired old circular arguments about futas that 4chan has been recycling wholesale for years

Honestly there should be a study on it because as trolling material goes, it's amazing that people keep falling for it and expect to be able to debate about it on a Guatemalan shrimp-knitting website when it boils down to 'gay' 'nuh uh' 'uh huh' repeated ad nauseam.

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>>52346780
>Guatemalan shrimp-knitting website
This meme, on the other hand, never fucking gets old. Had me a good chuckle.

But yeah, that's what you have when you get a bunch of mouthbreathing, socially retarded teenagers together. Even better when they all think they're secret geniuses who could be successful if they like, weren't just so fucking above it, man.

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>>52339146
it happens...but it's usually not made "consensually"

pic related

Given the...habits...of orcs and the...frailty...of elves, it's a wonder half orc/half elf isn't more common than half man/half elf.

>>52348237
Obviously Elves have readily available magical abortions.

>>52344950
It's a little more than that. Someone have the image of the guy who now lives life as a little girl? It's that, except even worse. Imagine people who sexually identity as a screaming toddler, and want to be treated as such.

>>52348366
Nah, majority of little stuff is about 5-12 age range, so more like it's daddy/daiughter and other forms of "pedo" roleplay rather than diaper stuff. Adult babies are their own distinct community even if they sometimes overlap.

>>52339146
No, the child is always the species of the mother.
It's not super interesting, but it prevents "my character is half-dragon, half-demon, half elf" situations.

>>52339146
A friend of mine made some for his, they call themselves war elves, their high elf progenitors call them mud elves, the orcs are too brutish to care about them either way

>>52339146
Yes, because elves and orcs are both (de?)evolved from humans, one by slow work from the god of Nature, the other from being ardent worshippers of the goddess of Fire when she turned evil.
Both races being pretty racist and violent, any half-breeds tend to be ostracized if not killed after birth, but they do occasionally spring up, just as with half-humans.
All half-elves/half-orcs/half-humans are sterile, though, like mules or ligers etc.

>>52339802
So closer to tolkien orcs then DnD orcs

>>52341884
Dicks I can handle, it's the murder and caniballism that turns me off

>>52342522
So that means everyone is fucked, not just people who like futa.

>>52348919
This is the reason why rape statistics dropped when porn became legal, so whether it's bad or good depends on if you want more or less rape.

My orks are sort of a blending of other orcs from different settings, because they are fungoid anything the spore take root in can become a new genetic base that's saved into later orkid systems, orkish effectivly becomes a template applied to the root species, enabling them to have effectivly half ork versions of goblins (gretchen) kobolds(Klobs) elves (troggoth) gnolls (wargs) and beast men mutations as pig orks, while spores are the primary groth system still they can piggy back on... more traditional methods

>>52348893
Nigga thats the best part.

>>52341884
Oh boy, a porn link getting more replies than any other post in this thread. Have a (You) from me as well.

>>52348237
>frailty...of elves
No. Usually they are not frail in the sense that they would always lose and get raped by orcs, like you are implying. They usually have less CON, but that doesn't make them less dangerous than any other fantasy race, because they have boni somewhere else.

>>52339146
My setting doesn't have half-anythings. The couple is either incapable of fertility, or produce the father or mother's race

>>52349298
Well it's not as if the "Rape everything to make hybrids for war" isn't a new idea, its just more applied to the general evil army as a whole rather than just orcs as a single species. I think its very interesting and leaves a lot of room for creativity and culture development. The problem is that it kinda leaves the question in how on earth does a species with the capability to take on the best traits of any niche species it encounters not immediately take over?

>>52349366
Geographic isolation

>>52349379
That would end the moment an orc stuck their dick in a bird though.

>>52339146
No, it is impossible. Elves are vanilla, orcs are necrogenic and posses no sexual organs.

>>52349285
How? Death is a total boner killer

Anyone have The Quintessential Half-Orc? Apparently, it has stats for orc/elf half-breeds, as well as orc-goblins and orc-dwarves.

>>52349900
Nah. The dedication to the development of this outlandish cultures most brutal and barbaric practices in spite of the medium it is being conveyed through is incredibly arousing to me.

>>52339146
Yes... sort of. In my setting, the offspring of an orc and ANYTHING is an orc. One hundred percent. Orc genetics are weird.

>>52342520

...Are you actually trying to say that I'm gay if I'm attracted to a woman that isn't a waifish doormat?

>>52350109
Yes, because you are attracted to some one not knowing her place as your lesser

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this is a plot point in the campaign I currently play in. my character is an orc who was exiled from his tribe after a duel because he secretly had a child with an elven woman. instead of dying with honor in the duel, his lover was slain and his child cast into the wilderness to die, before he himself was inevitably exiled

this is also Abbadon's campaign (kill 6 billion demons author) for anyone curious, pic related is his drawing of my character on the left

>>52347608
>implying that guy isn't consenting