WHEN THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING TO NERF SHOE?

>>52328214
They got rid of shoe for dinosaurs and random shit

>>52328214
You silly fuck, it starts with nerfs and then BAM! It'll get Squatted like the fucking artillery piece. Do you REALLY want to live in the Shoe-less meta?

>>52328214
Pretty sure the new edition replaces Shoe with three types of birds.

>>52328596
Fuck I hate 4e

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>>52328471
They got rid of it for fucking birds

Boi, i had fucking dog and got all 4 railroad naturally. Dog nerf when?

>>52330417
Probably not long before they replace Scottie with a meme dog like a corgi. They seem to think that people on the Internet buy things.

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>>52330535
I'm all for retaining the depression era pieces and the nerfing of dog

but corgis are not the bad meme dog they're the good meme dog, the pug is the shit meme dog, and the golden doodle is the non-internet meme dog that suburban idiots buy for their shitty loinfruits to grow up with

>>52329459
When the fuck did Cat become a piece?

>>52332629
2013
Internet voted to replace the iron

>>52329459
>No wheel barrel?
Fuck this game and fuck the people who voted on these new pieces.

>>52334847
They didn't kick out anything, the original pieces are all still there. You just get a whole set of eight new gold pieces along with the regular silver ones. I saw a package of the things just the other day at Walmart and nothing was missing.

>>52330535
>corgi
>meme dog

Please end yourself.

>>52334847
Wheel barrow, you uncultured fuck.

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>tfw no one ever cries for the cowboy

>>52338179
Wheelbarrow*
No space

Also known as a fumblywheeltugger by British people.

>>52329459
the fuck is this furry shit?

Wheelbarrow master race

>>52337999
All dog breeds are memes. Dogs shouldn't be bred for aesthetical purposes and any race that's less than 500 years old is just the result of degenerate bored nobles playing fast and loose with genetics for shits and giggles.

>>52343380
and yet bored suburbanites these days will hold protests against gmo crops

>>52343380
>rich assholes have kids with their siblings
>force dogs to have kids with their siblings
checks out

>>52329459
Where in the fuck is iron?

>>52328214
But assuming I did want to give different pieces different abilities, (for muh origionality) what would they be?

I'm thinking there would need to be a limit, like once each time they pass go or something. Activated after rolling

Off the top of my head I'm thinking
>car- once per go, double one or both die results
>shoe- opg, move the distance of one die (your choice)
>hat- opg, take a 10 or lower from each player
>dinosaur- idk... Opg pay no taxes?

>>52344692
Just play Illuminopoly.