Well /tg/?

>>52315225
Is that what they say when they chemically castrate the Gue'vesa?

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>>52315225
>#NotAllXenos
>#HeWillNotDivideUs
>#RefugeesWelcome

>>52315225

The rightful galactic dominance of Mankind is challenged by the very existence of the alien.

Maybe gue'la should getbtheir own book. Call it a cuckdex.

>>52315436
Maybe one day humanity will grow so great as to allow the existence of others, what with our position of rightful dominance being eternally secure and all.

>>52315299
>you will never be an Imperial refugee arriving in Tau space
>you will never complain that the free public housing isn't comfy enough
>you will never rape confused Tau girls and get away with it because it's "your culture"

>>52315488
I hate myself for laughing at this, and I don't even like Tumblr. Damnit, anon.

>>52315460

genestealer detected

>>52315488

>you will never rape confused Tau girls and get away with it because
BLAM!

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>>52315225
Because Bradfod told me to

I had some tau/human yuri but I lost it. Damn.

>>52315488
You will never pull a variation of this where you abuse the societal situation to start a long and loving relationship.

>>52315692
>you will never have a long and loving relationship

>>52315710
That is beside the point.

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Because they aren't human. Should've been Tallarn instead of Cadian

>>52315661
Why are they XCOM and not Vanu???

>>52316093
The NC guy is actually youtuber called beaglerush. He played Planetside for a bit, and likes the NC so thats his Avatar. However hes mostly known for his Xcom series, of which he is an incredibly good player and incredibly good at removing ayys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pthNoxZH0Ms

>>52315692
This anon gets it. Xenos are for cuddles, not for purging.

>>52315692
>Tau
>Long relationship

Hooo boy.

>>52316687
Yeah I know about that issue, but the Tau being talked about are pseudo-European refugee crisis meme Tau.

>>52315853

Jihads of the emperor sounds legit as fuck

Send them into Tau controlled worlds and have fun

>>52316656
>>52315225
Assuming this isn't 40k, where hate and genocide rain supreme, which xenos race (banning humans for the sake of the question) would you be most likely to shack up with?

Eldar? Tau? Necron? Idk what you're into, anons.

>>52317445
Dark Eldar because I'm a freak like that.

Are there approved Xenos?

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>>52317464
If I could hook up with a Dark Eldar babe but NOT have her be a cenobitic psychopath, that'd be great. Like an emo Corsair. Or an Ulthwe chick with some questionable parentage.

Just a little kinky, but I don't want my scrotum flayed.

>>52317543
But the cenobitic psychopathy is the best part!

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>>52315225

>>52315225
After I stick my dick in your xeno crotch pussy Imma stick my melta gun in your xeno face pussy.

>>52317543
The problem with that is they are all cenobitic psychopaths.

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>>52315280
>he believes what he hears on Alexis Jonicus

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>>52317445
are there ork grils?

>>52317909
Orks reproduce a-sexually. There are no ork girls.

>>52317909
Nope, just hordes of strapping young boyz eager to break your squad.

>>52317852
THEY'RE TURNING THE GROXS GAY

>>52317582
>>52317762
My lust for black hair and goth fashion is railing against my lust for not being barb-whipped to death.

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>>52317955
>>52317956
but you said it wasn't 40k.

>>52315436

So what you are saying is that humans are so tremendously insecure and weak that they only feel safe if there is literally no one else in the room.

>>52318022
Of course not, this is 30k. Stoopid.

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>>52317445
Primarch

>>52318071
More like the majority of aliens they met were extremely hostile to them and that shit tends to leave a lasting impression

>>52315853
> standing directly behind the enemy you are ordering your guy to shoot
> standing that close to an Eldar, whose whole gimmick is that they are inhumanly fast and generally stronger than unmodified humans too.

Even with the leg wound, at least one of those humans is already dead.

>>52318071
As much as I support human security, I feel only pity for those so fearful that they wouldn't even indulge in some smokin' starborn minge.

>>52318071
Now he's getting it! We are an entire galaxy spanning race with thousands of years worth of daddy issues!

>>52317445
>inb4 Ork

Personally I'm fine with a cute Eldar gf. Pretty vanilla in comparison to all other choices, I know.

>>52317445

Tau girls son. Literally all of them.

>>52315853
Most people, including those in this very thread would do it.

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>>52317395
I'd actually legit love some fluff about that. Though, Tallarnians specialize in armored warfare/long range mechanized recon more than light infantry stuff, iirc.
>Catachans get deployed to Tau worlds and start up guerrilla resistance movements, hide in rough terrain for years launching raids against the Tau
>Preachers start the Imperial Cult as an underground religious resurgence, slowly radicalizing the population with tales of martyrdom and propagandized Tau atrocities
>Rogue Traders occasionally make daring blockade runs to drop arms to the Imperial insurgency
>Finally, small detachment of Deathwatch gets dropped in to lead a strike against Tau high command, setting alight the flames of rebellion. IMPERATOR VULT

>>52318126
Just how much of a badass do you have to be to lay a DEldar? I've heard some lore stating that some of the baddest of the bad human mercenaries have managed to survive, if not for long, in Commorragh.

How many Sly Marbos out of 10 do you have to rate to bang even a Kabalite warrior?

>>52318115
if he shoots her in the head he'll hit the other guys crotch. DOUBLE HEADSHOT

>>52318183
Not much of one at all. All of the hype and bad press has resulted in most DE being virgins. Everybody is to scared to approach them, and none of them is willing to admit they are still new lest they be flayed.

>>52318112

But that's not even true. The emperor got betamad that most of humanity's alien ALLIES during the DAoT didn't help them for shit against the machine uprising, and instead as humanity lost territory expanded their own borders.

Which 1 isn't even that dickish, considering the shit we do to our own human neighbors, and 2 is kind of an unrealistic expectation to have in the first place when you remember who fucking absurdly powerful DAoT tech was. All of the archeotech that humanity cant use anymore, in the hands of murderous robots that are currently ignoring you and instead just attacking humans. You really expect people to be lining up to join that fight? Human tech was unmatched, any world that DID try and help the humans we probably never heard about because it ISN'T FUCKING THERE ANYMORE.

So not only were these many alien cultures not inherently hostile to humans, but the Emperor was so autistically buttflustered about the aliens that betrayed humanity that during his crusade he even genocided the few alien cultures he found that 100% kept up their end of the deal and saved as many humans at they could. The case of the Interex singlehandedly disproved any validity that the anti-xeno rhetoric might have claimed.

>>52315225
Frankly, fuck what you do/don't like. I hate you because you represent a shit ideology that I would enjoy seeing fail.

also I don't know you personally but fuck you anyway

>>52318298
The ... ideology of cute girls? Are you a militant homosexual? I'm sure we can find you one with a feminine penis.

>>52318377
no the communism.

>>52318405
I mean nobody likes Communism anon, but can't we teach the adorable blue girls about the wonders of Capitalism instead of just killing them?

>>52318444
I mean, it's like cancer, man. Eventually it's just gonna come back more aggressive than ever

>>52318103I like the way you think

>>52318444

Okay but don't tell them they don't have to kneel before anyone higher rank than them yet.
I HAVE A CUNNING PLAN.

>>52318262
I'm pretty sure that regardless of anything else in canon, the case of the interex is the biggest and clearest thing showing that the imperium, and the emperor, were wrong even in crusade times. And it's only degraded since then from even that.

>>52317909
>>52317955
>>52317956
>There will never be Ork Girl
Then there's no point. Purge all xenos.

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>>52319267
IMPERATOR VULT!!!!!!!!!

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>>52319267

>Implying orc girls aren't shit tier

>>52318071

not sure about insecurity

am sure about genocidal tendencies

>>52319792

Always be sure about genocidal tendencies.

>>52319808

praise the emperor

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So tell me /tg/ which tau caste has the best women?

>>52319999
the first two

the hungry skeletons can go back to whatever world they spawned from.

>>52319999
> That get.

The Ethereals, because they'll make all the others want to do you as well.

>>52319999
If I HAD to rate them I'd say 3, 2, 1, 4, 5 in that order. But none of them are really attractive, they are alien enough to appear more like humanish creatures then odd look humans and do not trigger my 'female, fuck it fuck it fuck it!' lizard side.

Three looks the most human, two is too buff and I'm just not into that, one is fat on top of being weird looking, and four is not attractive at all but at least looks vaguely human compared to 5.

>>52319999
2, 1, 3, 4, 5

>>52320253
patrician taste

>likes noseless and earless coconut headed smurfs
You utterly disgust me, pleb
At least choose eldar, they are atleast cu...*blam*

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>>52319999

>>52320266
>filthy space elves
>better than cute blueberries
You disappoint me anon.

>>52318176
>Than the Tau drop in a Riptide wing and blow all the enemy forces away, before celebrating with a forced sterilization and cake party.

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>>52317445
Tau are cute and exotic, not much of a contest.

>>52320288
I wont waste my time arguing with a plebean praising smoothfaced smurfs.
Have a nice day, sir!

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>>52317445
Does a Magos still count as human?

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>>52320404

>>52320436
They are unless you want a civil war between the imperium and mechanicus.

>>52320404
Damn those Ethereals are lucky fucks.

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Herecy

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>>52320288

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I do like Tau for a lot of reasons. They're more technology focused, and stand out among most of the fantastical 40k factions. They feel like a force that can fight the Imperial Guard in a way that feels more like traditional warfare between humans. They have the opportunity to make use of a bunch of xenos allies, an interesting way to give them flexibility.

My main problem with them is that they're so tiny, with absolutely no room outside of their little bubble of a couple of systems. Why can't they span the edge of the galaxy? Why do they keep having to have miraculous, near-impossible victories, because otherwise would doom them as a race?

Good, someone sees the tau like the rest of the heretical filth

>>52320523
Post something from the mind control thread on /d/ ya stink.

>>52320646
The absolute madman.

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>>52315225
I want tau to leave!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>52320669
Please, don't hurt me.

>>52320669
Do you need a hug anon?

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>>52320782

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Another problem with the Tau being so limited in space: you lose one of the better parts about them, in how they're one of the few factions that can convince Imperials to secede and fight alongside them. If they can only convince a narrow ring of worlds to join them with propaganda, what's the point? If you only need to engage in diplomacy whenever you want to fight another enemy, what's the point?

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>>52320814

>>52320817
Are there any yandere threads on /d/ at the moment?

>>52320839
Ah. Thank you.

>>52320817
Anon, stop. It's okay. You can learn to regulate your life and spend less time on 4chan - you can even stop browsing entirely without having to suicide by mod.

Such a ban would probably only be for a couple of days, and then you'd be right back into your bad habits again. You have to make a commitment, here and now, to what you actually want to do. Otherwise, you'll just be bored and restless for three days until you're browsing boards again.

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He's at peace now.

>>52320814
Why do their goggles/spectacles have a bridge? Tau have no noses.

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>>52320288
>>52320406
You both have a shit taste in waifus

>>52320887
W.... where is that second snake coming from anon?

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>>52320864
I don't think he did the right thing. He's got to be willing to do this for himself, not because someone else pushed him.

>>52320874
Still gotta hold the lenses together, since they are goggles. Even glasses would have that same thing, unless you made very strong frames that looped around the back of the head.

>>52320899
It's double headed dummy.

>>52320907
No it's not....

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>>52320916
>see that pic
>all I can remember is leaving some angry comment about 'Dark Angels rnt gay u cunt'

I was such a fucking idiot. Now I realize that nothing in 40k is worth arguing over, because it all sucks.

>>52320938
Oh dear lord.

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>>52320954
It's a butt snake.

>>52320857
Well this could be considered an Olden meme now.

>>52321044
Looks more like a pussy snake to me

>>52315225

I don't hate xeno, just their civilizations

>>52315225
BECAUSE THE EMPEROR DEMANDS IT

>>52315225
I hate you because in actual art of the actual setting you're still ugly.
That makes you ugly AND annoying.
Zero upsides.

>>52317543
> I don't want my scrotum flayed

Pussy

FUCKING XENOS NEED TO FUCKING DIE

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>All these traitors wanting to do anything to filthy xenos other than purge them.

>>52318013
Be interesting enough to put back together so she can do it again. You'd care about not boring her if you loved her at all.

>>52318262
>The case of the Interex singlehandedly disproved any validity that the anti-xeno rhetoric might have claimed.
The Interex attacked Horus and his buds during a diplomatic meeting.

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>>52320916
*braap*

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Would you rather pic-related, or a daemon? More specifically, this daemon:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7kTi-LW4AE0xbB.jpg:orig

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>>52320619
For anyone that doesn't know...

>>52322030
The daemon, probably. The picture you have is pretty cute too though.
>female Khorne daemon art
>no sexy Tzaangors yet

>>52320404
This pic reminds me of sci-fi mangas from the eighties. I like it a lot.

>>52317445
Daemonittes :3

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>>52317445
Obviously Dark Eldar. They're just so cute and alone. Even if they have issues, it's worth it.

>>52317543
But anon, the psychopathy is part of what makes her a DEldar. You can't just ask her to take away part of who she is or what it takes to survive. You wouldn't love who she IS, but an image of what you want her to be. You want to deny her very existence - in the end, that would make you the monster.

>>52318183
Nothing really badass at all. Technically, humans fucking DEldar happens all the time. A lot of the DEldar are half-human hybrids in the first place. And yeah besides the human undercaste/slaves in the DEldar parts of Commoragh, there are human and other alien sections of the city. It's basically a giant Singapore.

In short, it is thus. It'll be painful. It'll be hard. Your body will hurt. You will reach the point of breaking many times. There will be blood. There will be tears. There will be days of sadness, and there will even be despair when reality hits. But for all that, even then, I would take it. For where there is sadness, there is joy. For all the times where I hurt all over because of needles having torn my back open, there will be soothing happiness when she cradles gently afterwards. For all the times we cry after another child to be was lost and pregnancy ended before the child could be borne, it could not compare to the sheer joy of holding another of a beautiful child as they take their first breath of the world.

Even knowing what I know what awaits me, if offered a thousand times the chance to take back my choice, I would not.

>>52315225
because even on the rare occasions in which you aren't ACTIVELY trying to fuck us over, you end up fucking us over.

>>52316167
More bagles when

>>52318444
>spreading capitalism
cancer b0ss

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>>52315225

Not sure if it was intentional, but isn't this exactly how the Tau operate? First disarming statements like this, then its how great things are over with the greater good. Then its how things could be better for in Tau land, then its join us.

The only answer is lasguns to blue faces.

>>52322830
>You wouldn't love who she IS, but an image of what you want her to be. You want to deny her very existence - in the end, that would make you the monster.
hot

>>52320916
The dark angel is like "i'm not impressed or the Sisters of battle have bigger ones"

>>52323230
Capitalism is neither good or bad. It closer to a force of nature than an ideology.

>>52323507
By the Emperor, promote this Guardsman to sergeant, he has valuable internal insight on the actions of the Tau.

>>52320887
now thats some patrician taste there, anon

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>>52321548
but what about chaosfuckers?

>>52318262
There is another basic point to be made: the Age of Strife sucked for everyone, not just for Mankind. Aliens had their own issues.

>>52324338
>Implying anything but humans matter

Do you hate your own species or something?

>>52317445
Give me a Howling Banshee or a Spiritseer

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>>52317445
Does Slaanesh counts as xeno?

>>52317909
Most species that can reproduce asexually are considered to be female or mostly female with male reproductive organs attached. so all orcs are female?

>>52315225
Do you like cockroaches in your house? Xenos in mankind's rightful galaxy are like that.

>>52320837
I can sense Plagues work a thousand miles away.

>>52324717
yes, it is a warp creature spawned forth by the thoughts and emotions of trillions of xeno souls.

>>52315853
>hold your fire, son, I'm still mid-teabag!

>>52324724
Depends, are mushrooms male or female? Because that's what Orkz are. They are literally fungus capable of locomotion with a figurative hard-on for war and looting, with the mannerisms of british chavs.

>>52317445
Fanon Tau > Eldar > Canon Tau > any other choice. A DEldar will flay your dick for giggles, a Daemon will fuck you with her barbed dick for giggles, a Nid will impregnate you with her ovipositor for the swarm, and if I wanted to fuck a Necron it'd be easier to just cockslap a toolbox.

>>52319999

Number 1 & 2 best.

>>52318115

I'd put my money on a Cadian veteran than a civilian Guardian.

>>52324724
>>52324849

Orks are Orks.

>>52315853
Explosive xeno blowjob

>>52319999
2 > 1 > 3 > 4. But I'd give any of those four a try.

5 needs to put her clothes on, she's embarrassing her grandkids.

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>>52315488
>fucking Tau girls
>part of Imperial culture

Good kek.

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>>52317445
Probably Eldar, given how they got fit redheads. I guess Tau after that.

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>>52325437
why can't Eldar be kind and interbreedable, like elves?

>>52322030
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7kTi-LW4AE0xbB.jpg:orig
The khorne daemon.

>>52325465
They are though, that one half eldar ultra marine is still technically not non-cannon and a recent book had a space pirate that was implied to be part Eldar due to how she looked and moved

>>52325509
I wonder if they will make Humans, Eldar and their hybrids interbreed-able.
It will actually be quite fun, since if these criteria would be fulfilled, it would mean that Eldar and Human are technically same species.
Talk about a huge midfinger against Big E...

>>52325465
The really old fluff said humans and Eldar can interbreed, and it's heavily implied it has happened at least once with the current lore.

But in all honesty, their biology is far different from a humans and without genetic modification or "upgrades" (i.e. Dark Eldar), you might not get anywhere.

In terms of different biology, I mean that Eldar shit fucking crystals and good portions of their organs are crystalline. Also they basically have to fuck multiple times to continue to add to the fetus. That might not apply for a Em + Hf. Also it's supposedly it's a mental process too.

So that said, unless you're Vance motherfucking Stubbs alongside being gene-modded psyker, don't get your hopes up.

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Emperor Guilliman approved Human-Eldar interspecial breeding grounds, when?

>>52325568
Guilliman's about to let us find out.

Next Primarch to return should be Jaghatai Khan, with a DEldar on each arm. On separate bikes.

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>>52325585
well, humans are technically psyker race too. Beginner, yet they are. so I don't see problem with that.
Also, as I know, abhumans sometimes can be even more different than average eldar, so...

I want a story about commissar fuklaw falling in love with enemy eldar banshee...

>>52325585
>you will never lick rock candy from an Eldar's perfect anus

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>>52325623
FREE DELDAR CONCUBINE FOR EVERY HUMAN!

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>>52318022

That orc's either anorexic or a half-elf

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XENOFUCKERS GET OUT OF MY IMPERIUM, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>52325585
>and it's heavily implied it has happened at least once with the current lore.
I want a sauce, NOW!

>>52326187
Go away. Guilliman is running things now.
Soon the Custodes will be asked to vacate the palace together with you and your golden toilet to make room for the new Master of Mankind.

>>52315225
Because the Emperor tells me to.

>>52326028
Vermin Supreme, is that you?

>>52320502
because they're shit no really they can't do anything against chaos

>>52320874
>>52320903
Plus the one wearing glasses is a gue'vesa

>>52324091
but quick before he blows up

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You know what i hate about tau the most? The stupid chicken legs and pathetic ankles on their suits. They would look so much better if they had hooves like the tau.

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>>52326187

I wonder what Tau (that don't know a shit about chaos) reaction would be, when Humans or eldars will eventually begin pooping demons and forces of chaos in their empire...

>>52319999
2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the rest

>>52326680
Them not knowing about chaos gets less and less plausible if the story keeps going. Tau controlled human planets would have a few pyskers at least.

But since they currently are stuck behind a wall of mechanicus fuck you warp bomb after the last crusade...who knows

>>52326689
Musclegirl is the best fetish.

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>>52315225

>>52322030
Why cant we have more qt Daemonittes?

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>>52320887
This drawing pleases me on so many levels

everything aside, long black hair on extremely pale skin is just GREAT
that evil grin on near trianglic face is adorable.

best slaanesh drawing so far

>>52324069
>ignoring the history of economic systems and the progression of the old system into the new
Comrade, do you even dialectical materialism?

>>52320887
she looks cute

>>52328016
He*

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Hey guys what's going on in this thread?

>>52328182
Go away, Necron, you don't have a vagina.

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>>52328136
ITS SHE!

>>52320887
Is Fulgrim allowed to lick her feet or is he too low tier for that?

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>>52328219
Xeno most certainly does have a vagina!

And it's full of scarabs.

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>>52317395
>>52315853
>>52318176

Tau release propaganda to the civilian human population "DENOUNCE TERRA-ISTS / DO NOT SUPPORT TERRAISM"

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>>52315661
THERE IS NO GOD BUT THE COMMANDER AND BRADFORD IS HIS PROPHET!

>>52328709
Better than full of scabs, I suppose.

>>52320887
I want to fug her toes

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>>52315225
Why?

When our people first found the stars, when we fell into chaos and began to tear each other apart during the dark age of technology, the xenos ignored us. Some even attacked us. And today, they all pose a threat to us.

The orks constantly attack us. We see billions of lives lost to them every day, for what? Their amusement, and their reproduction. Their spores spread when they die, but what is the gain in their continued existence? They live only to kill. They are our enemies.

The eldar look down on us. They hide their secrets from us jealously, believing themselves to be superior to us "mon-keigh". The dark eldar enslave and torment us, for amusement and to prolong their own lives. The craftworld eldar are no better. They sometimes aid us, yes, but it is for their own purposes. They will betray and attack us just as easily if it is to their benefit. They think of us as tools to be used and tossed away. They are our enemies.

The Necrons are much like the Orks, in that they constantly wage war and slaughter billions of us. Yet they are even worse, because they cannot claim to do so from instinct. Their slaughter is without purpose, and conducted with the full knowledge of what they're doing. They are monsters. They are our enemies.

The Tyranids are perhaps the most innocent of the xenos, because they are little more than brute beasts acting on their need to eat and reproduce. They gain no enjoyment from it, as the Orks do, and they do not understand what they do as the Necrons do. But they slaughter us regardless, and we must react appropriately as a species. They are predators. They are our enemies.

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>>52329984
And then there are you, the Tau. Even among the Eldar, the Orks, the Tyranids, and even the Necrons, you are by far the worst. You do not slaughter all like the Necrons, no, but what you do is even worse. You tout yourselves as benevolent rulers, you claim to fight for the "Greater Good". You invite other species to join your ranks, to flee oppression and join your glorious ranks as equals. You oppress these people. You lie to them. You treat them as second-class citizens and then make them fight for the "greater good" when that greater good serves no one but your own species. You lack the Necron's omnicidal beliefs, but you lack their honesty as well. You deceive others just as the Eldar do, but even they do not pretend to value others equally as you do. You do not find joy in slaughter as the Orks do, but you are more than happy to send your second-class species to fight and die while you reap the fruits of their successful campaigns.

You are hypocrites.

You are liars.

You are our enemies.

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>>52315488
I think you are confused, anon.
It's the Tau girls that will rape you

>>52330070
That's my fetish

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>>52330130
Mine too

>>52330520
Your pic, like your fetish, is something that will never happen.

>>52330520
your fetish is garbage, anon, sorry

>>52330520
>tfw no curious xeno qt to hold you down and have her way with you

>>52331326
no u

>>52326389
Well great, neither can most anything else. But why are they such a tiny faction? They should get a mini codex at best.

>>52330070
Why does the tau slut have an animu nose?

>>52320887
Needs more dicks

>>52326762
>But since they currently are stuck behind a wall of mechanicus fuck you warp bomb after the last crusade...who knows

The Earch Caste have already found away to get through the burning nebula, it's slow, but it works

>>52326077
half orc half elf, sound legit

>>52333086
this begs the question of what races are used in the creation of halflings

>>52333138
Wizards?

>>52330001

loyal imperial subject detected

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>foot fetish evolved to protect human from sexual attraction to filthy Tau or horrendous daemonettes

but fucking Eldar is OK

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>>52320813
Are air castes kind, flirty and outgoing, and only put on the resting bitch face because the Ethereals tell them to?

>>52325465
Well kind, that's their own issues, but they can breed with humans. It's just you have to consider the radically different biology - for example, Eldar pregnancies are a multi-stage affair, rather than a one go pump-n-dump. Basically, in terms of how hard it is, think of Vampire the Masquerade, and that while it IS possible that vampires can impregnate/get pregnant, it is extremely difficult, needs to fulfill some conditions, and even then, the baby is not likely to be brought to term. But it is possible.

>>52325614
Well it's not Emperor approved, but it exists. It's called Commoragh.

>>52325648
Speaking of abhumans, while they look very different, part of what makes them abhuman is they have no difficulty interbreeding with regular humans, since they are just a strain of human.

>>52330070
Hawt, more.

I want something where a Tau girl is fighting desperately her Ethereal commands and their pheromone induced loyalty to kill her human husband.

A lot of the Dark Eldar ARE hybrids.

>>52334018
>A lot of the Dark Eldar ARE vat-grown.
Fixed it for ya.

>>52334018
>multi-stage affair, rather than a one go pump-n-dump

I thought that only applied to female eldar.

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>>52315225
According to 1d4chan, this is what the Tau castes look like.

>>52318022
officially the cutest orc girl ever drawn.

>>52325614
unfortunately it would mostly be eldar male human female breeding. Eldar females have difficulty getting pregnant.

>>52335370
>According to 1d4chan

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>>52335370
>fire caste tau girl is nice sorta-thicc redhead with freckles
>you're not allowed to bang that

Why is the Imperium so mean.

>>52335370
I see nipples.

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>>52335652
because its full of trillions of human babes that you should be reproducing with to create more soldiers.

>>52335647
Shut up, I read it for fun.

Kill me plz, fucking kill me

>>52335654
>just pretend it's a really really ugly tranny
>at worst, say it's science related

>>52315460
We did it was called the age of technology then Old Night happened

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>>52335665
But most of them are in other regiments man. Even the Necrons are starting to look sexy.

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>>52315225
KILL THE ALIEN BEFORE IT CAN SPEAK ITS LIES.

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>>52335734
SIR, WHAT ABOUT OUR ASSAULT TECHNO MONKIES?

>>52317445
I like to imagine plunging your dick into necrodermis would feel pretty sweet.

>>52335808
>you penetrate
>it regenerates around you dick

How about no.

>>52315225
>fuck her
>get gelded for fucking outside of my caste

>>52335957
But tragedy is my fetish

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>>52315639
They are no longer in imperial space. Your Sharimperial law holds no sway here!

>>52320465
Well, for the sake of the argument though, I'd say they aren't, since by that point an Eldar looks more human than one of them.

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>>52336238
Technically speaking, a lot of ad-mechs still have brains and nerves. Despite their clunky looks, they're are essentially various forms of Adam Jensens depending on the extent of their upgrades.

>>52318115
>thinking a lasgun will penetrate
they don't use bullets, dude

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>>52336329
That makes it even worse depending on power level.

>>52319999
2, what kind of fucking question is that?

>>52336387
Lasbolts are one and done. Gotta conserve energy, man. Most that sergeant's got to worry about is the fragmentations from the alien's face detonating.

Hotshots/hellguns are different because of their high power and backpack generators. They're closer to mini-lascannons.

>>52336425
I forgot, are Cadian variant Lasguns semi-auto, full-auto, or select fire?

>>52336518
Pretty sure they're semi-auto. Most lasguns are.

>>52336221

>touching yourself, thinking of Tau girls

the Emperor knows of your sins anon

>>52336615
Well that's kinda creepy of him, I wouldn't wish my xenosexual fantasies on anyone.

>>52335991

>gue'la detected

cuckolded for the greater good

>>52336424
1 is clearly superior
Wider hips
Bigger tits
Shorter and cuter
And no abs for people who aren't closet homos

Literally embodies all the feminine trait more strongly than 2

>>52336640

>Emprah is creepy

you're the one masturbating to hooved xenos

>>52333531
Indeed. We must stand together if we hope to withstand the heresy that pervades this thread, brother.

>>52330001

>Implying Imperium doesn't oppress its citizens.

>>52336279
Yeah, but the point of the argument was what you'd rather fuck, and I think for the purposes of the argument, the ad-mechs are inhuman enough to qualify.

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What the fuck I love blue japs now

>>52336678
he's the one watching people masturbate

>>52317445
Tyranic; Kerrigan Queen of Blades style

>>52336952

what creepy about that

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>Nobodies posted Blue yet
I'm dissapointed in you guys

>>52337173
nothing, it's just as creepy as spanking the monkey to xeno tiddies, like the god emperor intended

>>52337325
aw fuck, left name on

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>>52336950
Isn't their philosophy more Chinese thou?

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>>52337325
>>52337343
>ex mormon

Are you Burned man Wh40k edition?

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>>52319999
>1

>>52337388
Nah
>>52337291
Just posting as an ex mormon in a thread about the apocalypse about the mormon's capability of dealing with a not!zombie apocalypse.

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>>52337325

ugh! what? no!

I meant, what's creepy about the God Emperor judging you for your filthy sins, heretic

>>52337475
Because, do I go to where-ever-the-fuck he is, and judge him for whatever shit he busts his nut to?

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>>52336649
>Wider hips
Lies, it's just that the redhead has longer legs
>bigger tits
Fair enough
>shorter
Manlet plz go
>liking fit girls = homosexual
Tumblr plz go

>>52320814
>tau goggles
>not two lenses on one side

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>>52337457
Would they survive?

>>52337552
>Things go perfectly to plan
Not even a thought needed, yes
>Some deviate from the plan
We have better chances than most
>Near no one follows the plan
We'd have no better a chance of survival than anyone else

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>>52315225
>I don't hate humans. I kind of like them.

>>52337511
Dear lord who is that

>>52330001
And what is the Imperium but a sad, twisted conclave of hatred and blind vitriol? You, who would openly silence, persecute and destroy all who do not eagerly lap up your poisoned dogma at all hours of the day, have the gall to call others liars and hypocrites? You are a pathetic, shambling mockery of humanity's potential to evolve and prosper. You would burn all of existence if it did not conform and subjugate itself to your unending narcissism.

Your wars drove away those who would wish contact and meaningful exchange, and plunged the universe into endless slaughter and sorrow. Instead of cooperation to purge the Ork menace from existence, and to neutralize the Tyranids, you flail and fluster, frothing at the mouth under the spell of your own hatred, decimating all in your path with total ignorance.

You are the reason why humanity cannot find peace.

You are the true enemy of all mankind.

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>>52337696
>decimating all in your path with total ignorance.
and dont you fucking forget it blueberry

>>52336649
>And no abs for people who aren't closet homos
You had me 100% until here. Are you seriously telling me you don't want to rub your face on the soft, muscular belly of a fitgirl?

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>>52337678
Samantha Wright. I think she got pissed at Tumblr for shit posting that she was a lesbo.

I don't really care either way, she makes me diamonds.

>>52337616
Does it help to being able to survive in an inhospitable wasteland?

>>52337789
I imagine any community that's already very tribal will be better off in a situation that requires cooperation in order to survive.

>>52337789
Yeah
Not even joking, we made our home in a fuckin desert next to a lake full of salt water.
I think the rest of the wastes would be a piece of cake.

>>52337498

are you the omnipotent savior of humanity?

>>52337696

lol the fish kids can't understand why the humans don't just solve all their problems

>only because they are a low priority on the genocide schedule

>>52337511
>implying short stacks don't get better the taller you are

Nigga you're trying to push abs and tall Amazonian fetishes and probably femdom too and you're going to try and say you're not a closet homo cuck?

>>52337511
>Manlet plz go
>posts gif of short girl

>>52315460
>grow so great as to allow the existence of others
Yeah, sitting on a lawnchair all day drinking lemonade while your wife gets fucked by xenos sure proves how great your civilization is.

>>52322182
Yeah, it's got a real Shirow vibe to it.

>>52320502

That guardsman is a poor, poor bastard.

>>52317543
>but I don't want my scrotum flayed.
No foreplay then?

>>52319999
1&2 at the same time

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>>52335726
>Even the mutants start looking hot to me
Excuse you

>>52338519

even setting aside the chumps who believe sexy xenos chicks would have anything to do with them, there is the problem of species-level perspective

the Tau "accept" (enslave) gue'la because this is demeaning to humanity at large - of course the Tau also provide their human pets with the necessary propaganda to rationalize their status

>mah Tau massahs sho are generous

Tau exploit the sinfulness of faithless traitors forcing them to "choose" between death and humiliation - and of course these wretches choose to bend of for the proverbial blue cock

Tau are forced to resort to trolling because their puny empire registers as the barest flicker on the grand galactic stage

by contrast, the IoM does not have the time or inclination to play such games - xenos are lined up and exterminated in as orderly fashion as the many demands on Imperial attention allows

>>52315853
>Standing that close to a hostile eldar
Dude fucking wat? I hope she's concussed or someone's gonna lose some fingers.

>generally stronger than unmodified humans too.
Not really. Eldar move really quick and are so well coordinated that human gymnasts look like the clumsy kid. that being said, they don't have as much physical strength potential as humans.

Humans could out-lift an eldar, but that really doesn't matter that much in combat

>>52337627
Whats the sauce on that image?

>>52335785

Jokaero are sanctioned Xenos; The serve a purpose in the Imperium.

Blueberry pootang is not a sanctioned purpose in the Imperium. Survive through your god damn tour and fuck some wide-ass Something-torium Clerk like the rest of the surviving guardsmen.

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>>52339038
>Blueberry pootang is not a sanctioned purpose in the Imperium.
It should be a sanctioned action to convert the foul xenos to our side.
We just need some brave guardsmen to take up the action

>>52339175
So what's in the breasts?

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>>52339175
Ummmmm

>>52339192
aphrodisiac

>>52339180

>Guardsmen
>Converting Xenos

Your fellowship score goes negative the moment you take off that helmet son.

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>>52339180

>>52339175
the fuck kind of heresy is this?

>>52339019
http://well-of-souls.com/outsider/

Webomic about technologically advanced amazon space elves. Hasn't been updated in a while though.

>>52337360
It's a weird mix of most Asian cultures. Japanese kind of warrior culture, Chinese sort of focus on Confucianist-like order and tactics over individual skill, a caste system that's not applicable to any culture I know of since it relies on race...

>>52339245
>>52339180
That helmet is the only think keeping him from certain death
Its a tough, thankless job, but someone has to do it

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Would anything really be lost of the Tau were squatted? What do they bring to the setting?

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>>52339348
>What do they bring to the setting?
Bitchin' mechsuits.

>>52339348
>what do they bring to the setting?
facile sense of moral high ground

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>>52338426
>be imperial guardsman
>get called out for amazonian fetishes
>get called a closet homo
>I'll prove them wrong
>go to Catachan
>tell the local women's sewing club that their basketball club sucks
>they tell me the health benefits of doing such
>I tell them I'm actually a commissar in disguise
>proceeds to get raped, pelvis destroyed by sheer force
>before I die of internal bleeding, I blurt out "it's too late, I already won"

>>52339175
>oh fuck, this isn't how I expected to die

>>52338426
>fucking girls
>closet homosexual

You're putting your dick into a vagina, I'm pretty sure it can't get anymore straight than that.

>>52315853
DIE WAFFE, LEGT AN!

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>>52334018
Another Tau gf pic for anon.

>>52339757
Not how I'd expect, but certainly how I'd always hoped.

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>>52317445
Tyranid

>>52317852
IM A MAN IM HUMAN AND I CUMING IM CUMING HARD!!!

>>52340681
Base Tyranids, or ones that adapted themselves specifically to harvest genes from humans, aka >>52339175 ?

>>52322030
>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C7kTi-LW4AE0xbB.jpg:orig
>>52339175

Since nobody has asked yet, and reverse image search hasn't been helpful... sauce?

>>52339218
>>52339192
That or flesh eating beetles.

>>52337228
UGHHH

THICK

THICK

>>52317445
>necrons
CLANG CLANG

>>52340681
Enjoy getting raped by a genestealer.

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>>52335220
The majority are. But if not the next most numerous minority, or after trueborns, would be hybrid kids. They talked a teeny tiny bit about it when they were unveiling the new DEldar codex.

>>52335370
So how is she supposed to be my wife if she can't feed our baby?!

>>52337388
Joshua is cute, CUTE!

>>52340380
Besides my disgust at him discarding his Imperial vestments, it's CUTE! See, that's also the best part of dating xenos. They have no reference point for what's hot in a human, so it's more pure, that feeling. And even if you were, it doesn't matter since Eldar view humans as little better than apes, so anyone fucking you literally finds you as a gem in a pile of shit.

>>52337771
>Got pissed at tumblr shitposting her as a lesbo
>Was a coalburner instead

fug

>>52342061
Does it actually affect your life in any way whether she's being railed by Tyrone or Chad?

>>52342404
>tfw she don't take Lon Wang

>>52340380
Why is she bigger than the human when most Tau men are the size of the average Japanese man.

>>52342009
>Besides my disgust at him discarding his Imperial vestments, it's CUTE! See, that's also the best part of dating xenos. They have no reference point for what's hot in a human, so it's more pure, that feeling. And even if you were, it doesn't matter since Eldar view humans as little better than apes, so anyone fucking you literally finds you as a gem in a pile of shit.
Yeap, and same goes other way around.
I mean risking to be executed by an inquisition... xeno-human love is pure

>>52342404
As a product of racemixing, it's disconcerting say the least. Also, the children will never be as good looking or attractive as her, so there's that, case in point, my overweight sister who looks like our oldest recorded white ancestor on the family tree who has a very nice victorian portrait got hit with every branch of the ugly tree.