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Female Necrons fucking when Edition

>previous thread
>>52254799

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>Latest GW teases
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>Latest GW FAQs.
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>>52255773
Bumpin'
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>>52259353
>>52259323
Ok, after looking at the Contemptor Sprues, would it really be that bad if I elongated a Contemptor Hull, put some Generator type stuff on the back and used Deredeo Weapons and converted the front armour to have the Heavy Bolters? And also use the bigger base size.

I'd really rather butcher a Contemptor than use the fugly Deredeo Hull, and the basic body doesn't seem bigger.
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If I field a basic bolter-spam Gladius Strike Force with las razorbacks and then ally in infinite deep striking Custodes and Venerable Dreadnoughts, will people hate me?
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First for da Orks!
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>>52259386
Why would they look any different than "male" necrons ? Skeletons are genderless if you don't count hip lenght.
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>>52259386

>implying half the population of robots weren't females before turning into robots
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>>52259429
that's no heresy
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Dante book anyone?
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Warhammer 40k needs more inclusion
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>>52259439

>if I take 600pts of free shit will people still hate me?
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So anyone got the new Sisters of Silence or Adeptus Custodes rules?
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Got my helmet Voldus ready for priming...now to hope this damn humidity lets up.

I wanted to do a Paladin helmet but the "nose" was too big to get him to face the right way.
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All Hail the future Queen of the Imperium!
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>>52259429
Guilliman's a confirmed heretic. Can we get a real Primarch to come back and kill him please?
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>>52259430
Fuck this new direction
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>>52259439
Can you fit it in 1850?
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>>52259493
Fuck no, she's a filthy Xenos, she can fuck off and die like the rest of her constantly failing race.
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Best army for newbie willing to play kill team and 500-1000pts games? I want to buy a Start Collecting and Armoured Assault box but I'm torn between Necrons, Tau and Space Wolves
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>>52259466
His shitty femuhreen art/attitude aside, I have no issue with them adding more female characters into the setting.
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>>52259519
SW
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>>52259466
Jesus, fuck off with the ret-conning already
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>>52259434
You could try using small pipes to create a barrel-extension for the contemptor autocannons. As well as sculpting some larger ammo boxes.

Taking the Heavy bolters from a centurion set could go a long way for making the sarcophagus mount bolters. They're roughly the same size and shape as the deredeo HBs
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>>52259480
>2017
>not having helmet options for every character
GW pls
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SQUATS ARE FUCKING BACK
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>>52259493
For queen Yvraine
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>>52259548
Not having long arm options for sergeants annoys me more.
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>>52259546
>You could try using small pipes to create a barrel-extension for the contemptor autocannons. As well as sculpting some larger ammo boxes.
I'd use the original Deredeo Cannons, they look fine. It's the hull that irks me.

>Taking the Heavy bolters from a centurion set could go a long way for making the sarcophagus mount bolters. They're roughly the same size and shape as the deredeo HBs
I probably got about 20 Heavy Bolters from various sets lying around, I'm sure I'll manage something.
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>>52259466

http://pantmonger.tumblr.com/

This guy is a fucking joke
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>>52259574
Fuck you and fuck guilleman. Death to the Imperium
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>>52259466
Can anyone post that Fbook post or whatever it was where supposedly some teenage girl walked into an LGS and every man there started chanting "Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed"

I need something absurd to laugh at.
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>>52259496
Citizen the adeptus arbiter are on their way to you to investigate such allegations , please stay put.
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>>52259513

Barebones GSF is 1k points, and a Custodes squad costs 260. You can pack in 3. 100 extra points available for upgrades.
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Chainfist on a Heretek Terminator Sorcerer for extra tankbusing, yes or no?
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>>52259522
I don't even have issues with female space marines as long as they are made by Fabius Bile.
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>>52259583
Yo that works. The Deredeo's external-magazines are also a seperate piece as well, so you can put those somewhere on the hull and use a heat gun to bend the ammunition feeds into place.
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>>52259574
>Switches off Dad's life support
>Custodes crowns him the new Emperor as the Emperor's soul goes into the warp to kick ass and take names as a true god alongside Ynnead
>Yvraine is crowned as Empress to unite the Ynarri to the Imperium as the Mechanicus was before
>Ynarri and Imperium are battle brothers in 8th edition

Calling it.
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>>52259548
Only shit like first captains, primarchs (Yes Gully but not the shitty one) and psykers. All helmets is terrible.
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Fuck this fucking female space marine shit. Stop ruining my 40k with a bunch of vaginas in power armour.
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What will Abaddon do with Big E's corpse when he gets his hand on it?
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>>52259429
Half-eldar librarians are canon once more!
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>>52259659
Hopefully fucking keep him on life support so the fucker doesn't come back to life. He better corrupt that fucker
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>>52259658
Get out shitlord, this is a egalitarian hobby now.
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>>52259659
Hug it and cry like the wuss he is
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>>52259586
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>>52259644
Fuck no.

Emperor should rape and kill Ynnead first, then Guilliman stomp Yvrainne to a mushy paste like a proper Marine.
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>>52259659
>Abaddon
>Hands

:^)
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>>52259684
Fuckin end your life
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>>52259583
Well if you feel like spending a fuckload of money, the best solution would be to take a Leviathan Siege Dreadnought and use its body with Deredeo arms.
They're about the same size and the Leviathan even has hull mounted Volkite Calivers in the same spot as the Deredeo's Heavy Bolters which should be easy enough to replace.
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>>52259644
Is there a place in lore for Celestine go full yuri mode?
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>>52259659

Renegade his oath to the Chaos Gods, shielding himself with the rotten Emperor's powers, and declare the birth of his Dark Imperium of Terra.
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>>52259618
It's not that much threat
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>>52259644
This is the best timeline, we must ensure it happens.
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GOD DAMMIT FUCK THE PANSY LIBERAL IMPERIUM
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>>52259466
Warhammer 40K started out as a parody of sci-fi dystopias. It made sense back then for Space Marines to be exclusively male, because that made the setting an even worse place to be--not only is becoming superhuman incredibly dangerous and likely to have serious side effects, half the human population doesn't even have the option.

But then came people who didn't get the joke of 40K, and Games Workshop retconned the entire setting to start taking itself seriously.

Rather than retcon things yet again so women have a chance to become Space Marines, GW should go back to acknowledging the whole setting as one big joke.
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>>52259686
Universal sign of peace?
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>>52259716
> Using a leviathan to convert a deredeo purely because you don't want to use the deredeo sacrophagus
F U L L R E T A R D
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>Want to feild Domitars as proxies in a mechanicum army
>Can't because the mechanicum range is so barebones that they don't even have anything that comes close.

Life is unfair.
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>>52259718
Pretty sure CelestineXGreyfax is canon now.
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>>52259658
Huh?
This isn't a thing right?
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>>52259751
The fucking fact that people are considering female space marines is fucking heretical
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>>52259764
Eh it's only 11£ more than a Deredeo anyway
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>>52259751

What's so progressive about turning women into warmongering, brainwashed, sterile, meat-tank mutant abominations?
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>>52259466
Why is it always nu-males who push most of this shit?
Women in general seem actually to be content with how things are.

What the hell do they get out of it? Not pussy - that's for sure. A feeling of moral and intellectual superiority?
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>>52259799
Outside of Fabius Bile and Chaos magic shenanigans, no.
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>>52259751
This. The setting needs to tone itself down a bit on the grimderp.

I want the new Ork codex to be written by whoever wrote Deff Skwadron.
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>>52259558
Yeah, in AoS.
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>>52259806
>A feeling of moral and intellectual superiority?

That, and they also think that if they keep doing more they will eventually get pussy, of course they are severely mistaken.
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>>52259768
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>>52259802
Kill yourself faggot. At that point you might as well be putting the leviathan itself on the board, as a leviathan. Which is infinitely deadlier.

The leviathan isn't even remotely close to the size of a Deredeo, as it stands a full 3 heads taller than even the legboat. It has a bigger base, wider hips, massively expanded leg & rear armour, and xbox-huge primary+secondary shoulder guards. It even has kneepads for its kneepads.

The leviathan is also a 4 hp walker by it's rules, with 2 extra points of AV over a deredeo to begin with, being 13/13/12 instead of 13/12/11. It's just not suitable for that purpose.
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>>52259466

Yes, yes. But will women be held to the same standards as other Space Marines? I remember they recruit them during their preteens and then send them through a training hell with ridiculous mortality rates of the likes of "1 out of 1,000,000 dies".
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>>52259805
this
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>>52259587
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If I can get my hands on a couple of 'Imperial Space Marines' cheaply, should I? They're basically tacs with combi-disintigrators, right?
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>>52259522

Agreed. But when someone comes along saying we don't need strong female characters in 40k, I'll call THEM idiots, too. Meanwhile, this guy is an idiot.

>>52259806

He needs to make a scene. But in a safe space where he isn't actually making any difference politically at all. Girls who need to make a scene about their politics usually aren't playing 40k in the first place.
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>>52259522

There will never ever be female space marines, SJWs can go fuck a goat.

More female characters is fine though. Sisters of Silence just got added to the 40K Webstore to buy outright, and they're usable in 40K proper now complete with their own Codex.

Also, over half of the Gathering Storm minis released so far have been female.

Now if GeeDubs would just release some fuckin' PLASTIC SISTERS FUCK we'd be all set. Seems like they missed the perfect opportunity when Celestine was released, but it would be pretty cool if they'd drop a Start Collecting box with an Immolator in it.
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>>52259917
> Unit type: Infantry (UNIQUE)
Bruh
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Reminder: Eldar are the most powerful race in the galaxy.
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>>52259795
Says who
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Yeah, missphrased that; meant to ask if it's worth getting one

>>52259946
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>>52259874
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>>52259963
Civilisation yes but race- nope
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>>52259877
Did I strike nerve of something?
Besides, shits close enough with the missile launchers, and the Leviathan doesn't outdo the Deredeo at anti air, which is what the topic at hand was about.
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>>52259963
No, Tau are.
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>>52259963
Not for long twinkletoes.
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>>52259963
Given the speed that shitposting has brought out other shitposters shitposting for other shitposters to shitpost...I welcome back the pointy eared shitposting overlords.
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>>52259887
I think it's only 1 in 1000.
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reminder roboute is responsible for the tyranid invasion of the milky way
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>>52259976
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>>52259967
The glorious text that's The Gathering Storm: Rise of the Primarch, you must read it brother, for great things, for the present and future of the Imperium are told there.
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What exactly did Lorgar do wrong?
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>>52259684
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>>52259967
Rise of the Primarch. Turns out Greyfax was just being tsundere
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>>52260042
N O T H I N G
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>>52259963
Do you think the Mechanicus, emperor's xenologists/genesmiths or some DAoT technology scientists have experimented with human-eldar interbreeding?
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>>52260051
Wow, you sure showed him.
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>>52260074
Rogue Trader had human-eldar hybrids and even an Ultramarine Librarian that was half-Eldar.
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>>52260074
It's canon. A half-eldar librarian served with the Ultramarines back in Rogue Trader, and it's never been retconned.
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>>52259887

Just like in the regular military, women will be held to a lower standard when transformed into Space Marines.

If females and males were held to the same standard it wouldn't be fair. Lowering the requirements for women while keeping them the same for men is the only way to make it fair.
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>>52259763
the windmill of friendship
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STOP
POSTING
SLUTS
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>>52260101
Actually he was a power armour clad astropath that was assigned to the Ultramarines.
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>>52260101
>>52260103
Leave it to the Ultramarines to be lax on the Imperium's species-purity laws.
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>>52259429
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>>52259887
>1 out of 1,000,000 dies
>dies

1 out of 1000 lives.
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>>52260105
>holding two people to the same standards is unfair
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>>52259887
They recruit fucking 7 year olds. There's zero difference in physical performance between genders at that age. If anything, female children tend to be slightly healthier.

Everything that makes spehs marines superhuman comes out of geneseed, not a fucking ballsack.
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>>52260101
>>52260103
It was a soft-teton for that, in the fact that the new listings of chief librarians of the ULTRAMARINES over the years a sign different people to the dates the half-eldar one should have been at.

>>52260074
Oddly enough, they seem to prefer messing with Tyranids, if that terribly failed assassin project is any indication.
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>>52260120
Librarian, astropath, call it whatever, they're all Psyker fags at the end of the day.
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>>52260101
>Ultramarine Librarian that was half-Eldar.

Guilliman's greatness is such its even passed down through his genes.
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>>52260101
>>52260103
Yeah, I kinda doubt that this is still canon today. Unlike love can bloom.
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>>52260137

Now you understand the hypocrisy of Feminism, friend.
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>>52260103
>it's never been retconned.

Never been explicitly retconned while still breaking a hundred and one things we know about the lore to even exist, there really is no suggestion that he has any place in modern canon.
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>>52260154
It's all going full circle now, with Guilliman going down on Yvraine.
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>>52260116
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Why don't they make girl custodes instead? It would make more sense since each one is individually made.
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>>52260127
No

It is unparalleled genius
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>>52259519
Tau

Crisis Suits are awesome and cheap, and Fire Warriors are awesome and cheap.
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>>52259522
then add them where they should.

imperial guard, inquisition, eldar, tau or whatever.
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>>52260144
Neck yourself
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>>52260162
>there really is no suggestion that he has any place in modern canon.

Until it's explicitly retconned, it's still canon. That's how 40k canon works.
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>>52260172
I wonder if it's considered heretekal to have sex with a machine.
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>>52260160
10/10 picture
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>>52260103
Yes, he was retconned and replaced with Varro Tigerius.
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>>52260144
Actually only the Salamanders regularly recruit aspirants that young, most other chapters recruit from a wide range of candidates with some pushing the limits of Aspirants age like the Black Templar who take recruits as old as 20.
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is WAAAGH Ghazkull ever going to move forward? are all the main factions going to meet on terra for some AoS shenanigans?
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>>52260197
There actually are female Tau models.
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>>52260198
Aww did I trigger u with my mean opinions ;__;
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>>52260103
>>52260101
>even an Ultramarine Librarian
he's an astropath, m8s. Not a marine.

the dude worked for the dark angels as well, but for whatever reason people don't like reading so they forget about it
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>>52260200
>That's how 40k canon works

Alright, so let's run with this, what counts as an explicit retcon? Because they almost never go out of their way out-of-universe to say X isn't canon.
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>>52260227
No, you just sound like a fucking faggot
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>>52260223
i know.

but shouldnt there be more?
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>>52260229
His character was conceived when marines were still normal dudes in power armor.
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>>52260223

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEnoLnq8OZg

> It don't matter when it's Tau, baby
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>>52260234
Oldcrons to newcrons is a pretty good example of an explicit retcon.
Basically newer lore that outright contradicts old lore is a retcon, simple stuff really.
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>entire thread devolved into female space marines drama

please, fuck off already
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>>52260171
Yep, and it's one of the things that has made this development so awesome, I hope GW doesn't go FULL GRIMDERPNESS on this.
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>>52260172
damn son thats some thicc augmentation
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>>52260246
Not really. IG-wise, women are canonically very rare, and usually in the extremely rare all-female regiments.

There are female inquisitor models, though a lot of them are OOP.

There are female Eldar of both kinds.
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>>52260144

What about the following years and decades? What about the monstrous changes that they would receive. They should look exactly like the men at the end with all the feminine features lost and even become bald and grow beards and moustaches.

People don't want female Space Marines. They want sexy girls in armour with long hair and earrings.
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>>52259887
That's pretty good survival rate, 99.9999%
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>>52260042
everything, except Calth
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>tfw are getting another fucking End Times
Why
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>>52260245
Pretty sure you don't just sound like a faggot if you're this offended by the suggestion of women in your BOYS ONLY hobby you fucking cockpolisher.
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>>52260282

>Mutation is okay as long as it's a girl
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Getting back into 40k (3rd ed) with a friend; I need to spend 70pts and general advice. I wanna keep it at 1000pts for now and I'm mostly playing against CSM.
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>>52260269
Then can I cite the fact that Illiyan was explicitly Chief Librarian in which Tigurius has now been the holder of the title during the same dates mentioned? Or that the Ultramarines no longer have non-Space Marines as part of the Chapter (though serfs and bonded Astropaths are still very much a thing), or that newer Dark Angels would need a very good reason not to just rip his shit in half?
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>>52260302
It's not mutation if it's intentional.
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>>52260280
Ordo Biologis best ordo.
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>>52260260
can you please actually read rogue trader, marines are one of the few things that haven't changed all that much since then
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>>52260281
there isnt any female guardsmen. that makes no sense other than its pretty hard to make good female models in heroic scale.

eldar got lots of female models so they are fine.
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>>52260271
It's either /AoSg/, /pol/ or 8ch /tg/ raiding because it's not like they like us or anything b-bakka
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>>52260183
Ok, that's good to know.

Let me bump it one time >>52259519 in the hope of any other opinion
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>>52260316
This, the Magos Biologis routinely fucks about with the Human form using bioware, xenografts and even genetic manipulation, the 'holy Human form' meme isn't followed even remotely as heavily as most people think providing it's under sanctioned manipulation conditions.
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>>52260299
Bruh, I'm not even mad, I'm just saying you sound like a little bitch with your forced inclusion shit
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>>52260350
Try skimming their respective wiki entries (both lore and tactics). All three are solid choices, with fairly different playstyles and lore. See what you like best, as you'll be spending a lot of time with them.

(I'm partial to Tau because I like the teamwork mechanics, aesthetic, and the whole not-explicitly-xenocidal thing)
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>>52259684
>Implying females could survive SM initiation rites
>When they can't even manage lower-standard marine physicals

Kek.
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>>52260346
>It's either /AoSg/
I don't think so. I'm spending a lot of time on /aosg/ and being through all this fantasy salty-shit surely teach most of AoS-anons to not making mess in other threads. We are too busy with game and our own trolls to waste time on making """raids"""
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Hi, i'm fairly new to 40K. I'm playing BT and i'm having a hard time not getting blown to shits before i can get in charge range. Can i charge after disembarking? I've got 2 drop pods, a razorback and a lrc to my disposal.
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>>52260306
Also the 15-man Crusader squad will be outfitted with chain swords/bolt pistols and be accompanied by Grim.
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>>52260202
If it pleases the Omnissiah?
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>>52260282
Hypothetically speaking if GW retconned femarines into the setting, which chapters would be genderswapped?
My vote goes to Blood angels. Their defining features is (1.)they are pretty, (2.) all this blood stuff, and (3.)"Black rage".
Space wolves would be a strong candidate. Cute fluffy animals, incapable of ever being or doing anything wrong and unable to follow instructions.
All this stuff made me think. Would femarine chapter size be only 78% of male chapters?
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>>52260350
Necrons and Tau are probably the easiest to pickup between the three, but Necrons and Space Wolves typically have a higher tactics-ceiling from my experience. All three are solid choices in the current meta and have the capability to not be completely cheesetastic if your prerogative isn't just being as powerful as possible on the board.
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Why was Gathering Storm so bad?
>Lol so randumb Trazyn
>Space Wolves flying off into the warp for no reason Gee I wonder how they're going to run into there
>TIME TRAVELLING ULTRAMARINES TO THE RESCUE!
>"It turns out I didn't actually want a prolonged war anyway" *presses the 'nuke Cadia' button in the Black McGuffin Fortress*
>"Hey guys, we need Creed to have a heroic last sacrifice, but without the actual sacrifice bit because he's a named character"
>"I got you famalam" *Trollzyn intensifies*

Suddenly
>Commoragh has sprung a leak and there are daemon invading the Dark Eldar's homeworld
>This is just the setup to some craftworld wankery though
>Oh hey Dark Eldar got a new character
>Oh wait no it's just more Craftworld wankery never mind
>"Hey is this spaceship expensive?"
>"Yes" *proceeds to smash spaceship into the wall of the webway*
>Then the Harlequins "pssh nothing personal"ed an entire band of daemonettes
>"Mortals swerve, Eldrad has arrived to feed the souls of your dead to this Dark Eldar, you know, the Dark Eldar, the ones who gain power from torturing the souls of our dead?"
>"Eldrad please go and stay go"
>Suddenly a new god
>"Hey you know those humans we blame for literally everything? Let's go help them."
>"kay"

Wipe transition
>"Hey, wanna let me revive your primarch..."
>"Okay"
>"...by killing him!"
>"oh come on!"
>Meanwhile, at GW
>"Hey remember how greyfax really hated Celestine"
>"Yeah"
>"Can we just... not do that"
>".....huh"
>BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE
>Suddenly, Magnus appears on the moon
>"Ah yes my old nemesis Guilliman"
>"wtf bro, we never even fought."
>"Shutup you're my nemesis now because we both have models!"
>Ulramarining ensues
>"Welp, now that all that's done, it's time to ramp this Imperium into overdrive, all industry and effort must be turned towards the purpose of war."
>"uhhhh..... nobody tell him"
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>>52260405
Unless it is an assault vehicle or open topped, you're sol.
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>>52260405
You can only charge after disembarking with Open-Topped or Assault Vehicles, such as the Land Speeder Storm or the Land Raider and it's variants, unfortunately.
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>>52260357
Well unless the Biologis have their cogitators wired up differently, the AdMech don't care for the human form at all; it is profane, fallible weakness to be replaced with the true flesh of metal. Obviously it'd put a fire up the skirts of the Ecclesiarchy, but what are they going to do, start a schism with the army that controls all their guns?
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>>52259806
Hatred towards their betters.
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>>52260402
I don't think it's people from this /tg/ either. People need to stop getting trolled with obvious fake alt-right propoganda
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>>52260440
Not quite, the AdMech firmly believe that the machine is superior to the flesh in most cases, but that the Human form is still the one true biological imperative, and deviation from it is a sin of Xenophillia in most cases, except, as usual with AdMech, in circumstances where their 10,000 years of rituals says it's okay.
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>>52260426
They would be the same size but only get 78% of the equipment. So in a terminator squad, only 4 of the models would be equipped with terminator armor. ten model tactical squads would only have 8 bolters between them, etc.
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>>52260405
If it has the assault vehicle rule or is open topped you can charge out of it, though anything that came onto the field with Deep Strike can't charge the same turn it did so. Best bet is to spam Land Raiders or if you're feeling like sacrificeing your wallet get one of the cool FW assault vehicles like a Storm Eagle or Spartan assault tank.
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>>52260105
The US is not the only country with a military.
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>>52260470
They get one special weapon per 6 marines and heavy in 12?
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>>52260442
Thanks, you just ruined the poor old bastard for me.
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>>52260432
Because GW forgot that interesting stories require investment i the characters which simply won't happen when you know everyone will survive.

which is why the lore for the 12th black crusade and the 1st tyrannic war was good.
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>>52260432
>gathering storm
>bad

So much wrong.... so much HERESY!!!!

there is only one way to fix this
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>>52259386
Can someone please give me a as close to complete list of Space Marines that are lost in the warp
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>>52259496
Sanguinius is dead. I'm sorry anon.
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>>52260468
Which happens remarkably often, which is one of the reasons why I love the AdMech. While every machine is sacred and all designs are sacrosanct, anyone with a bright idea will be smart enough to run through the halls a few times shouting "A MIRACLE OF THE OMNISSAIR" before making a completely new design of something. Eldar weapon? Well you see, they were just doing it WRONG and THIS is the sacred way to do it.
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New Figures: When?
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>>52259496

Aren't all the Primarchs heretics by definition? None believe in the Imperial Cult.
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>>52260547
Lorgar founded the Imperial Cult, which was stamped out by them Emperor, and came back into prominance by M32.
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>>52260529
Hahaha, top meme, my friend! :^)
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>>52260432
>>"Hey remember how greyfax really hated Celestine"
I don't read the books, who is Grey Fox and why did he/she hate Celestine? Thought "not dying when killed" was an unfair power?
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Does Forge World have any Space Marine Assault Vehicles that aren't Land Raider-sized and could be used for Crusader squads and similar things?
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>>52260537
Kaldor Draigo
Leman Russ (probably)

Who else?
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>gets injured by a poisoned blade
>gets into a coma
>gets revived by ancient heretical magic

It's almost like there is a patern here.
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>>52260483
Yep, you get the idea.
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>>52260575
She's an Inquisitor from M32, when the Ecclisiarchy and the Imperial Cult was just starting to show up again since the Emperor was gone and couldn't stamp it out like he used to, and so (rightfully), considers Celestine a witch.
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>>52260582
You mean smaller than a LR ? In that case no.
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>>52260575
Greyfax is a millenia old Inquisitor that was freed from Trazyn's museum to help on Cadia that detests and hates Psykers and Mutants as much as old Black Templars did (even though she's a Psyker herself) and was very vocal and open about her disgust towards Celestine, who always treated her more along the lines of "Sure thing, gurl, just vent your shit and let's not stab each other, alright?".

Later on, when fighting Magnus and the TSons in Gathering Storm 3 they fought side by side and agreed on not being pissy towards each other anymore.
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Why did Biel-Tan, the coolest craftworld, have to be the one to get btfo for the introduction of some meme tier hybrid army that can only be played in WAAC games due to being fundamentally fucking broken?
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>>52260537

The three remaining loyalist Soul Drinkers
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>>52260614
>detests and hates Psykers and Mutants as much as old Black Templars did (even though she's a Psyker herself)
So tsundere
Why are all =][= these days psykers?
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>>52260575
Greyfax is an inquisitor that Trazyn unleashed in the general direction of Abbaddon and the moment she saw Celestine she's all like "What? This is some A grade fucking heresy right here! She's clearly a witch, but I won't kill her on the off chance we become friends later."
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>>52260582
Only for Chaos, funnily enough.
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>>52260610
Well that's a fucking shame. Figured there could potentially at least be something in the HH range.
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>>52260615
Because they had an ancient artifact buried in the superstructure of their craftworld duh.
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>>52260589
>>52260537
Corax too.
Possibly the Khan.
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>>52260641
It's been canon for a long time that a lot of Inquisitors are the higher-end of Psykers, the kind that go through Sanctioning without becoming a broken mess or wind-up psychic toy in the shape of a man. This is mostly because, despite the downsides, in most situations a high-willpower Psyker is just outright superior to a non-Psyker equivalent in most things the Inquisition has to deal with, making them better candidates.
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>>52260615
Now they'll never have to make plastic aspect warriors.
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How well pointed are flamer sisters of silence in a rhino as a flamer squad, seeing as you can take one squad as an ally?
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>>52260432
>Suddenly, Magnus appears on the moon
>"Ah yes my old nemesis Guilliman"
>"wtf bro, we never even fought."

About that, am I the only one who expected theyr meeting much more... profund and maybe even "sentimental"?
I mean, they never fought each other and never really disliked either.
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>>52260615
Because they were the most xenophobic craftworld. They would've objected to the upcoming human/aeldari alliance.
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>>52260711
NO! GRRRRRR! DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR AND HIS SERVANTS! GRRRRRRR!
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>>52260350
Tau has most power per $. U can easily create 1k army with 2 start collectin + a riptide. Which is 240$/140£
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>>52260686
>It's been canon for a long time that a lot of Inquisitors are the higher-end of Psykers
That's not what I'm talking about
Why are ALL new =][= named characters psykers? Remember when Inquisitors were just the best of the best? Remember when their defining trait was inquisitiveness? Now it seems we can't have any new characters without them also being psykers, which just really devalues what should honestly be a rare and special pairing of talents.
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>>52260724
Now I can't help but think of Magnus as one of those little annoying dogs that's always barking and growling.
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>>52260724
>>52260711

To be fair, Magnus lived through 10k years of pain and hatred toward the Imperium plus chaotic corruption.
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>>52260381
>Neck urself
>ur a fucking faget
>not evan mad tho

sure, sure.
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>>52260721
This.
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>>52260436
>>52260437
>>52260473

Thanks alot!
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>>52260783
Needs color.
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Is there an extensive summary or similar of the events of Gathering Storm somewhere?

I don't want to trudge through the books because 40k books are rarely very well written, but I feel I need to know the gist of it in decent detail
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>>52260805
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>>52260805

Daaaayum
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>>52260805
DELET THIS
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>>52260805
Stay in your containment board /aco/lyte.
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>>52260691

I see it, but I don't know what to mf do!!!!!
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Since when has tg been filled with faggots?
I remember it used to be better than this
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>>52260432
Please tell me this is a copy pasta and that you didn't type this out yourself
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this a good list? any thermal exaust ports? please recomend any improvements
>inb4 gurlyman
the captain is titus. the commander is mira.
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>>52260806
>because 40k books are rarely very well written

FW is consistent with good writting for their books. Also, I own the Armageddon codex and the writting is okay there. The book is a bit old tho
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Forge world admech look fucking incredible can you use some of the HH models in 40k matches? Or are they 30k exclusive?
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>>52260896
>Defending Gathering Storm
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>>52260864
Its relevent to the topic of the general, there's nothing you can do!
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>>52260933
>Forge world admech look fucking incredible can you use some of the HH models in 40k matches? Or are they 30k exclusive?

30k exclusive for now, but the upcoming Imperial Armour: Fires of Cyraxus will have some rules for 30k AdMech in 40k, so far the Triaros, Castellax and Domitar have been confirmed.
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>>52260946
>>52260805
I want nurgle version of this
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>>52260948
Thanks pal ill look out for it. Any idea on release dates for that?
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>>52260960
You filthy man

>>52260948
Release when ?
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What should I fill this list out with? It is supposed to go to 1000
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>>52260432
>>"Hey remember how greyfax really hated Celestine"
>"Yeah"
>"Can we just... not do that"
>".....huh"
>BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE

It's called character development you fucking autist.
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>>52260960
I'm making a Sororitas version, maybe after that.
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>>52260934
>being a contrarian edgelord
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>>52260990
Nah, "Greyfax" is just a puppet of Trazyn that monitors the Imperial war effort for him. Hence the charracter inconsistences.
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>>52261006
>He actually thinks Gathering Storm was quality.
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>>52261005
I'm okay with that
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>>52260985
No anti-armor? Explain.
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>>52260990
No, it's called WANTING to have character development without actually having to develop a character.
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I've been looking for the How to paint Deathwatch PDF or epub for days, can anyone help me out?
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>>52260985
Well as it is it's unbound.

Also, grav' up your bikes and centurions.
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>>52261031
I didn't know if I should put it on the centurions or the regular devastators.

>>52261052
I didn't know how to put it into a sternhammer formation

I should throw gravitons on both?
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>>52260786
>Commissars with Eldar waifus

The best ending, the Gman knows what's up.
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>>52261063
yes, you never have enough graviton weaponry
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>>52261063
How is this?

>>52261095
was told it was a dick move to stack grav
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>>52260401
Even if they could survive the rites, in the end they would be indistinguishable from the male ones so what's the point?
Why would women want to do it and become huge ugly men?

If anything, just make a different faction with different mutations, advanced Sororitas or something, not Female Space Marines, it not only sounds bad within the lore but it also reeks of Smurfette Principle.

Hell, I want a cool, new female army, but I want it to be lore friendly.
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>>52260589
>>52260624
>>52260676

My opinions are more limited than I thought

The reason I asked me and some friends are running a campaign about Marines stuck in the warp and I was thinking about running one of the other 2 Souls drinker that isn't Sarpedon and have him be physically somewhat chaos corrupted but still loyal similar to Sarpedon

What do you think
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>>52261115
Every SM chapter or company or whatever that ends up stuck in the warp and unable to leave quickly ends up as a CSM warband.

Just make your own, mate.
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>>52259519
Anyone but Tau. They're good, but no one likes cheese. Go Necrons - there aren't enough cron players.
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>>52261099
>was told it was a dick move to stack grav

And ? If you want to lose, play Orks, at least they are fun to play.

Also, both Centurions and Bikers are a waste of points without garviton guns.
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>>52261161
What should I do with the devastator squad with the remaining 100 or so points? Also I don't have any special weapons for the tactical marines yet.

Seems like 100 is so few points
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>>52261106
>Why would women want to do it and become huge ugly men?

Why would men? It's not like life as a Space Marine has ANY benefits, that's why they recruit from feral worlds who think they're going to become demi-gods.
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>>52261018
>a puppet of Trazyn
there's actually a scene where she gets the mindshackle scarabs in her bloodstream siphoned out
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>>52261095
Yo guys, I keep hearing about how good grav is. So I put together an unbound list to put as much grav as I can possibly fit together. But I don't understand what's so great about "S3" AP4 haywire blasts.
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>>52261199
I don't quite know enough to know all the memes and acryonyms, but here is a (you) for the effort.
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>>52261106
>new female army

No more dumb mono-gender armies. The Sisters of Battle kinda have a lore reason but GW apparantly isn't mature enough to avoid adding in spiked nipples and BDSM squads with whip-nun sergeants.

When they introduce Guilliman and Cawl's numarines, they can just have them say the process works on both genders. Problem solved. The Imperium's super-humans are now equal opportunities and you don't need to retcon mountains of fluff.

oldmarines can carry on being no girls allowed the same what sisters are no boys allowed, and the new poster faction will be co-ed, everyone is happy.
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>is resurrected thanks to xenos
>calls the imperium shit
>almost jobs to chaos mooks
>then jobs to Kairos
>has to be bailed out by Cypher
>almost jobs to Skarbrand, only wins thanks to Amalrich sacrificing his life
>then jobs to Magnus and has to be bailed out by bolter bitches

What a primarch
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>>52261199
in a list like that it would be better to keep the powerfists, since you have the target saturation to ensure they make it to close combat
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>>52261176
That's false though. Merely being chosen to be a Space Marine elevates your family on the social ladder MASSIVELY. On every world SM are seen as the Emperor's Angels of Death.
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>>52260306
Still looking for help/advice.

Should I perhaps ditch Grim for a regular chaplain and field a bare bones vindicator and slap a multi-melta to my LRC (brings my army to 1000pts exactly)
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>Melee only
>Tau vs Tau
How long do you think this would take?
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>>52261224
Then he creates milions armies, spacefleets and marines chapters out of nowhere.
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>>52261224
>Horus is poisoned
>Healed by Chaos fags
>Turns to Chaos

>Guilliman is poisoned
>Healed by Xenos fags
>Allies with Xenos
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>>52261225
Actually the Graviton blasters are part of the power fists. It's like a little dongle inside their fist that produces the blasts, and IA2 contemptors can have 2 power fists with combi-bolters. They can upgrade the power fists to chainfists(still keeping the bolters), and they can freely swap bolters for a choice of Meltagun, Graviton gun, Plasma Blaster, or Heavy Flamer.

And plus they'd get like 6 attacks on the charge(if you assume the dreadnought faq applies to IA2 contemptors).
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>>52261268
We need to poison some Daemon Primarch and heal him to make him loyal again.
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>>52261264
Pretty much boils down to whose Farsight kills the other first.
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>>52261035
>Character slowly thaws as she sees Celestine fight again and again for the Imperium

>Still not fully convinced hates her less and less as Celestine continues to be nothing but nice to her

>When it looks like things aren't what it seems is ready to snap back to her all character and fill all of them with holes

>Celestine gets proven right, not once, but twice and doesn't hold her assholish behavior against her

>After Celestine almost dies for the 20th time for the Imperium "Ok, you are obviously working for the Imperium and you seem pretty cool, I won't be a cunt to to you anymore"

How is this not character development you autist
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>>52261271
>Actually the Graviton blasters are part of the power fists
oh, they're secondary weapons? Got it, I'm not too familiar with the eggnoughts.

I think contemptors were buffed to A3 in the FW FAQs, but don't quote me on it.
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>>52261199
>The only list Orks stand a chance against
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>>52261304
They got buffed to A3 in 30k only. Forgeworld's excuse is that the 30k dreadnoughts aren't 'experienced' enough to have 4 attacks base yet, and their designers didn't like making their dreadnoughts THAT good in 30k.
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>>52261143
Tau are fine if you don't spam MCs. I play against them often with SM.
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>>52261291
>Magnus is poisoned
>Healed by wolves
>Becomes Leman Russ

>Sanguinis is poisoned
>Healed by Shadowsun
>Becomes a sword wielding Tau battlesuit

>Lorgar is poisoned
>Healed by manure coated retards
>becomes an Ork

>Lion'el Johnson is poisoned
>Healed by edgy teenagers
>Becomes primarch of the Dark Angels
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>>52261199
> Inb4 this looks like an actually viable list despite the memes
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>>52261253
That would probably be a good idea. If you lose the razorbacks, you've basically got zero capability to deal with armour in that list as it is.

Tankspam is rare in 1000pt games but you still tend to get a lot of vehicles at all points costs in 7e.
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>>52260281

>IG-wise, women are canonically very rare

You cant provide a single source for this
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>>52261268
Horus was a fool. He had the opportunity for his poison to be cured by a THICC eldar bitch within his grasp and he let her slip away.
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>>52261143
>They're good, but no one likes cheese
I don't get it. I'm not a WAACfag - by playing Tau I just want to run an army of cool looking minis Fire Warriors are one of the best looking models IMO without using big-ass ugly mechs. Where is the problem? How is treating a new players like a pitiless veterans gonna help?

I would like to go with Necrons but I'm not sure about their models differentiation. I want to buy a SC box and AA box so I would end up with 24 Necron Warriors while 33 models in total. I'm not saying it's bad tactic-wise. It's good to learn basic painting techniques (a lot of same models means I can perfect a technique step by step) but for a newbie player it seems to be a little... unexctinig.
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>>52261357

What are the most useful Tau units to have in an allied detach?
Barring ripwing of course
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>>52260906
help me
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When are they releasing new SoB figures?
Also how can I get russian ones?
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>>52260074
Given that pre fall human civilization was probably some kind of open minded federation-alliance of planets and eldars were super depraved, then I'd wager that there was human-eldar sex, because why the fuck not, if there is no oppressive gov on both sides to prevent it.

And if there was sex then there was possibility of interbreeding if it is possible, if not scientists in high technology environment have no sense of good and wrong, so it is highly probable that some tried to mix both of them for science or just as his fetish, or some rich guy wanted to have kid with his space elf waifu.
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>>52261406
It's ok, best primarch didn't waste his
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>>52261428
Probably later this year alongside, or shortly after, the new edition.
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>>52261445
>And if there was sex then there was possibility of interbreeding if it is possible
Well, human can not breed even with ape so my bet is science is needed
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>>52261409
Stop responding to Tau b8ers.
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I know rubrics are pretty cost inefficient and I'm going to get raped by even casual opponents but what equipment is worth giving them in a squad of 10?
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>>52261468
We're just not trying hard enough.
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>>52261493
Nothing, the warp flamers are actively detrimental for a points increase and the soulreaper cannon is just more ap3.
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>>52259386
>Female Necrons fucking when
Every cron model that isn't a named character has potential to be female. They're tin cans, who knows what their bitz were beforehand?

Unless you mean "Necrons with titties" which is just stupid as fuck.
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>>52259659
At least a thousand years of teabagging.
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>>52261418
Probably their HS slots or crisis suits.

Your muhreens can't use their transports or their markerlights, which are their biggest assets, and tactical/crusader squads make better basic infantry for grabbing objectives than strike teams without markerlights.

Could always take a ghostkeel/stealthsuits, they fun to fuck with people and would give you some backfield anti-tank to support those two razorbacks. Frankly one of the better looking battlesuit models they've produced as well, in my opinion at least, but thats a matter of taste.
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>>52261422
don't take grenade launchers
why does one guy in your company command have a pistol+chainsword instead of a lasgun

vindicare assasins aren't exactly the greatest choice when you could just take another tank and/or some special/heavy weapons in your infantry squads

space marines (veterans especially) without transport of some kind are kind of dead on arrival

Guilliman aside, your army kind of folds to big stuff.
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>>52261515
Hmm. Alright. Any recommendations for my Scarab Occult terminators?
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>>52261467
Why do you lie to the man?

The last chance for SoB getting new plastic models was back on 2004.
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>>52259659
He'll pull a Megamind and realise that it was the journey he loved and that ruling a fuckoff huge empire is boring as fuck. Especially when both your new subjects and your former patrons hate you.
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>>52260565
Lorgar doesn't believe in it anymore though.

Also he's like triple traitor turbo deluxe edition.
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>>52261422
Nigga, that format is fucking huge, literally tl;dr, use this;

>https://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#!/rosterCreator

and people might be able to review your list without slipping into a coma.
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>>52261409
Tau are easy to paint for beginners, and look great when painted by someone with experience. Fire Warriors are powerful, you're nuts if you get within 15" of a gunline without heavy armour, but they are only 4+ armour and that means heavy flamers, heavy bolters, and any artillery worth their salt are going to annihilate the poor little buggers. It's kind of solved by bringing a 50pt Aegis Defence Line, but they are still squishy.

Ultimately, you should play what you love. Damn everyone else, it's your army and you can do what you want. Just...don't spam Riptides and Ghostkeels. Don't use cheese-ass formations like Piranha Firestream Wings, and play to have fun, not grind your opponent into the dirt. Tau get a bad rep for the crazy shit they can bring, and their sort-of anime aesthetic. Bring reasonable units and people won't care.
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>>52261555
B..b..but Celestine and the Blancheshit model sold well....
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>>52261022
>"If I say it enough times, I'll be right!"
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So if GW did re-release sisters, what do you guys think would be in the start collecting box?

I'm thinking a canoness, a priest, 10 sisters, and a penitent engine.

I'm also wondering about what kinds of new units they'll get, if they do.
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>>52261555

Sisters of Silence released, Celestine and Groupies released, they play a huge part in Gathering Storm I, all point to them being prepped for a big shiny new line up.
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>>52261586
What about it do you think was good exactly? I'd really like to know.
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>>52261173

Give the Bikers Meltas, the Centurions Grav, and the Devestators Lascannons. Congrats, you now have a functional army that isn't complete fucking faggotry. That being said, it's an IF detachment so you could go with Heavy Bolters on the Devs instead of Lascannons. Either way works.

Gravcents are the only good cents. You could also give the sergeant the omnispex or whatever the fucking splitfire thing is called and stack it with a lascannon and rocket launcher, that's an okay combo too for 1000 points.
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>>52261579
Anon honey. This is GW.

After that level of sales I would told my PR to make up hype will I work in new models for a quick release to keep the hype going.

The complete silence regarding SoB just shows GW does not care about making new Sisters models.
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>>52261547
Thanks
A lot of units got poor accuracy and single riptides cant hit much
So was thinking of hammerheads
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>>52261467
I hope they give Sisters a decent fucking codex if they ever redo them properly as a line.

They're genuinely one of the more interesting factions, as the military face of the Ecclessiarchy which is such a massive part of the Imperium's fluff but rarely shown on the tabletop.

Instead they get fucking fetish crap like the repentia or penitent engine added in and usually get shown as idiot fanatics rather than devout knights templar-style warriors.
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309th for female necrons
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i need cat and dog memes
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>>52261106
Why are you so fixated on gender?
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>>52261618
LIES! KILL THE UNBELIEVER!
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>>52261515
>>52261554
Also forgot to ask, should I take the icon on my rubrics?
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Convince me to become a fan of Space Wolves.
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>>52261622
They are not Space Marines

Necromunda 2.0 has super special glorious Blood Angels Scout from Not! Lost patrol! vs non klan generic Orks.

The raging erection that GW has with Marines, really hurts them

Personally I want marines, but fucking damn I want something else too, marines are so generic and common now that even my grandmother has marines.
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>>52261568

It's impossible to read wargear on that piece of fucking shit without developing a hernia or going blind. The correct answer is Battlescribe in the most minimal possible output format with every single option turned off.
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>>52261596
I would expect a very small re-release if we get anything. Think like the scions dex.

It'll be a multi-kit box for basic battle sisters with one of each special and heavy weapon so you can make dominions and retributors. Plastic cannoness so an HQ exists, then a reboxes version of the Immolator to build it or a Rhino, maybe an Exorcists if we're really lucky. Then they use the Gemini molds to make Seraphim squads.

That's the best case I can see happening, since it's the least work possible short of doing nothing
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>>52261223
Numarines have almost definitely been disproved
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>>52261623
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>>52259466
I still don't get why these people freak out about the fact that Space Marines are male-only when 40k also has 'female-only' groups like Sisters of Battle and Sisters of Silence. That being said, it would be nice to see more females in the armies of the lore that aren't gender-exclusive, like the IG and Eldar.
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>>52261661

Lion for life, dogfucker.
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>>52261661

Wolf wolf wolfwolf wolfowitz, but wolf on wolf wolf. And wolf wolfington wolfy wolf wolf. Wolf, wolf wolf? Or, wolf!
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>>52261576
>sort-of anime aesthetic
>Not seeing how Tau are based on retro-SciFi aesthetic
Humanity was a mistake
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>>52261223
Space Marines are giant testosterone poisoned abominations, to have women become that would be pointless.

I would rather have them as special Sororitas than Space Marines, just make a new super-human enhancement process for them that does not turn them into huge muscular apes, but into super human versions of the Sororitas instead. Even a modified process would do, but not the same process as the Space Marines.

But I would like the idea of these new Sororitas becoming part of Astartes Chapters just so they could share their philosophy and heraldry.
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>>52261661

Lion for life, dog fucker.
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>>52261677
sauce
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>>52261661
MOTHAFUCKING SPACE VIKINGS

seriously, what more do you need?
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>>52261554
MAYBE one of the missile launcher racks, but even then its just a worse cyclone missile launcher for the same cost.
>>52261658
Soul blaze is actively detrimental these days, so no.
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>>52261677
The one pic of a kitbash someone claimed was a numarine to excite gullible retards has been disproved. The rumours that GW want a new line of super-marines hasn't.
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>>52261661
Space wolves are fucking hilarious in the novels, and are made entirely of pure awesomeness in every case that they appear. Like I pretty fondly remember the time I read of an Ultramarine captain walking into a ship's bar.. Only to have a bare-ass naked space wolf chuck a table at him.. Because the guy had cleaned the ship of all beer beforehand and was mad that the ultramarine's ship didn't have anymore.
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Will ever GW make female faces that doesn't look like trannies?
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>>52261555
source?
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>>52261619
I'm just starting my Tau army and I've got a Commander, two Hammerheads, six Crisis Suits, twenty Fire Warriors, two Piranhas, twelve Pathfinders and three Broadsides for a 1500pt list. I think it's pretty awesome.
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>>52261468
Yet horse can breed with donkey, and humans could breed with Neanderthals that was other species.
So while unlikely, possible if eldars are similar enough to humans.

Looks suggest common ancestor not so far away. If I wouldn't know better I'd say that eldar was uplifted humans to use in war by old ones.
But I know this is untrue.

So probably science.
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>>52261711
Aren't these supposed to be the Valhallan ice warriors?
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>>52261692
Maybe as enhanced pilots for a space marine version of Tau battlesuits. GW obviously wants the Imperium to have more Tau-style walkers and robots but their current tactic of 'bro we put a marine inside ur marine' just looks dumb.
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>>52261661
Just read the novels. They are better depicted in them.
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>>52261661
Hilarious models
Hilarious fluff
Hilarious characters
Hilarious
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>>52261754
Nyet comrade
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>>52261664
Pretty much. Half my playgroup has some flavor of marine, and I can't really blame them. Heck, I'm not much better for going for Chaos marines for one of mine.

Space Marines also have a lot of books to swell their numbers further. At this point, you could probably fold Blood Angels and Dark Angels into the vanilla book or have them be supplements and nobody would notice a difference. Formations and special rules can be really extensive now.

At this point only Space Wolves and Grey Knights really justify being separate, and that's due to how special snowflake all of their gear is.
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>>52261711
Only 30k wolves are spehs vikings. 40k are full-on yiffs.

>>52261754
No, they're space Russians, despite the planet's name.
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>>52261661
Read Inferno.
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>>52261692
>>52261761
Even more proof that all these female space marine wankers don't actually want female space marines, they just want cute girls in lewd power armor.

Which is totally fine, but be honest about it
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>>52261751
Eldar poop crystals and have triple-helix DNA. You'll need a lot of science
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>>52261785
>>52261778
I see
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>>52261618
>The complete silence regarding SoB
Not sure if you've noticed, but GW tends to be completely silent about all their future plans up until the last minute.
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>>52261761
That could work, focusing on tech instead of biological muta ... enhancments, could work.

But it would be hard to make it not heretech.
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>>52261736
Just look up at GW release the last SoB model was the Seraphim Superior on 2004.

Oh the girl. Look for young vietnamese girl jenny, beside that only clip even the pay stuff is rather disappointing.

She is wearing an Ao dai, that is missing the pants.
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>>52261761
I actually wouldn't mind that. Have it be a sort of elite type of guard force that use +1 Sentinels or whatever.
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>>52261785

Why can't we get IG models that look like that? They're all mid-to-late 20th century western europe/america units, with the exception of a couple metal models that have been almost entirely abandoned for about 15 years.
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>>52261686
Fire Warriors and Drones are retro sci-fi.
Any kind of battlesuit is straight-up anime inspired. You've got bunny-ear antennae like Briarios from Appleseed on Cris Suits and Braodsides, massive walkers straight out of Gundam and Evangelion, and weaponry that fits that aesthetic. Stealth Suits could be called a mixture of both.
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>>52261799
Hey, I was never denying it.
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>>52261783
Hell even Space wolves would work with a slightly more extensive supplement, in the vein of How the Thousand Sons are.
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>>52261785
More evidence that we need the FW writers and GW writers to switch jobs so we get better fluff for 40k.

>>52261841
Because sculpting models is expensive, and it doesn't make sense for GW to go make variants of all the major IG regiments when, on the tabletop, they're all the same. Sales would rise somewhat, but not enough to cover the cost.
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>>52261804
Dark age of technology amounts.
From the time where we wuz masters of science so hard that modern cogboys claim that they only need to relearn what was lost to become masters of the universe.

But if fuckers succeed that would mean that in general human population there may be holders of eldar genes and vice versa, and this individual may be able to mix with both humans and eldars.
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>>52261846
Drones are literally Chink hats given life, and Fire Warriors have samurai shoulder pads.
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>>52261761
Pentient Engines called, they want their concept back.
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>>52261770
How does it stop after it gets going?
Do the wolfs stop and then get yanked onward by the floating bullshit that just keeps going?
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>>52261858
True. The main thing I think is holding them back is the fact that all of their power weapons are +1 strength for some bizarre reason.

A supplement would be more than robust enough to handle all of that though. The same could arguably be said of Grey Knights
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>>52261720
Alright. Thanks so far anon. In reference to soul blaze, what makes it detrimental?
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>>52261904
Penitent engines r dumb.
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Everyone should read the Forge of Mars series.
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>>52261846
It's not anime enough
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>>52261915
There are many questions about that machine, none of them will ever get answered.
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>>52261915
It's powered by the raw power of hilarity, the wolfs are just there for show
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>>52261846
Visually there's nothing even close to NGE or Gundam in Tau though.
Eldar on the other hand are NGE as fuck, Wraithknights are almost exact copies of Eva units, down to the lore.
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>>52261904
God, I wish these things had better rules. They're one of my favorite units, aesthetic and lore-wise, in all of 40k.
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>>52261928
>Spehs muhreens get shat on
>Skitarii get shat on
>Tech-Priests get shat on
>Only regular mooks of the Imperial Guard detachment come out of the whole affair with their honour intact
>Books aren't an Imperial Guard novel

Truely unique amongst Black Library series.
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How would you go about representing a First Company veterans force for any random chapter? My first thoughts (admittedly I know fuck all about SM)
>All Sergeants are Veterans
>Sternguard
>Vangaurd Vets rather than Assault Marines
>Chapter Master rather than Captain
>All Dreads are Venerable
>No Scouts unless it's a chapter that uses them a lot (Raven Guard, Spehs Sherks, etc)
>An excessive amount of upgrades and FW stuff because these are the dudes with the best armoury
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>>52261994
They work, you just need 6 of them and facing armies of Necrons or worst armies.
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>>52261994
God I wish you would just kill yourself. Why are all SoB players cringy virgin neckbeards?
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>>52261927
>Penitent engines r hot
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>>52259764
fuck you, homo
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>>52260306
>>52260985
>>52261099
>>52261338
What list builder is it?
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>>52261925
The Avatar of Khaine is immune to any weapon with soul blaze, and the Yncarne MIGHT be (not sure, haven't bothered to look up the new eldar rules).

Also, it adds a lot of dice rolling for the chance to get d3 extra bolter hits on a unit, which is extremely unimpressive for how much you're paying.
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>>52262028
Autism
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>>52261928

I just started and am about 100 pages into the first, but Graham's Skitarii are way more badass and terrifying than the Codex/Models (for those who haven't read it, they looked like pic related)
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>>52262019
Take several copies of the first company strike force until done.
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>>52261994
>Take giant mech
>Strap pilot to the front with zero protection

It's dumb for the same reason the GK babycarrier and the robots from the matrix sequels were dumb.
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>>52261928
Well, it was decent, but they got too many space marines, Cadians and Eldar in my awesome Admech book, gave them way too much screentime and wanked them too much. Matrix Archmagos duel at the end was kind of cool. Dahan rules when? Although seriously, if there were Eldar eating half the plot of some series about the Imperial Fists or someone people would be pissed.

Certainly worth a read through, though. We need more Admech like that.
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>>52262019
Terminator Capitan.
10 mixed units of veterans nad terminators + some land raiders.
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Yesterday I table Orks with my classic MSU SoB.

Trying to do something different. Suggestion beside telling the Ork player to run Mek guns and me running everything on foot.
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>>52262086
Faith is their shield.

It's probably a reference to the cargo loaders in Alien as well.
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>>52262086
It's a PENITENT engine you fucking moron,it's not supposed to be smart in the first place
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>>52261841
>>52261862
>there was a Made To Order wave quite recently that was nothing but all the interesting old IG regiments
>including Valhallans
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>>52262086
The whole point of the pentient engine (clue is in the name) is for the pilot to die in a blaze of glory.
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>>52262086
see >>52262113

They're meant to cause as much destruction as possible then get fucking killed. Being a PE pilot is a punishment.

>A Penitent Engine is a large, bi-pedal combat walker used by the Ecclesiarchy as a form of punishment for those Heretics who have repented their sins against the God-Emperor. Penitent Engines are also used by the Orders Militant of the Adepta Sororitas as heavy infantry fire support in the same way that the Space Marine Chapters use their Dreadnoughts. Penitent Engines are willingly controlled by a repentant sinner or Heretic whose sins, which may be real, accused, or even just imagined, are so terrible that any other form of punishment is considered too lenient. The repentant Heretic is hard-wired into the front of the war engine, and unlike Space Marine Dreadnoughts, which are fully enclosed, the penitent sinner is fully exposed to enemy attack, relying only upon the Emperor' judgement to keep them safe or take their life.

It is dumb for the grey knights though.
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>>52262086
You do know the entire point of the PE is for the pilot to die in Glorious Battle?

Sadly the thing will die before getting into battle.

Maybe if the thing moved 12" could run and charge, have a 2+ save and FnP of 4+ and costed the same 80 points it would still be shit since it is a melee vehicle shit in the fuck tanks and melee the edition.
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>>52259874
that's a fucking metal gear
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>>52259699
>Emperor
>Rage

Have we ever seen Emperor rage?
Ever?
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>>52261596
HQ, Troops choice and a vehicle
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>>52262133
GK have psychic shield and are made to combat daemons, where strong psyche is more important than armour.
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>>52262037
They need to remove all the stupid BDSM themed units from the SoB line up. It's juvenile.

It's the sort of thing you can convert yourself if that's you thing, like using Brother Vinni models as objectives for your Deldar, not something they should have as official models and fluff.

And I say this as someone with about 1tb of bondage pron on my harddrive.
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>>52261661
They're the lovable goofs of the setting. They get drunk and fuk bitches XDXD
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>>52262173
No, you need to fuck off and let people who enjoy that unit use it.
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>>52262099
>>52262082

That actually makes sense but I was hoping to run a CAD. Wat do
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>>52262113
>>52262133
>>52262128
>>52262146
So wasting resources on one-use walker? Good idea
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>>52262076
>Graham's Skitarii are way more badass and terrifying
>Get shut down by AI hax
>Get shut down by xeno hax
>Get shut down by chaos hax
>badass and terrifying

I think you're confusing the Cadians with the Skitarii.
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>>52254801
I'm doing exactly this with a bunch of Panzer IV variants. Panzer IV G/H for a Predator, Jagdpanzer IV's as Rhinos. Don't expect to play at GW stores since they're faggots like that, but any other game should be fine as long as it's pretty obvious you're using a converted model to save money/play a theme and not just cheesing.

>opponents always get a bit salty when I shave 1/3 off an infantry squad by forcing them out of coherency with Tank Shock
>it's easier because a 1/35 Panzer IV hull is larger than a Rhino
>but that also makes it harder to hide in cover
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>>52262173
And you need to stop being a fucking killjoy
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>>52259834

Just ordered a hard copy from ebay right this second. $20 + free shipping. Gonna have me an ork party, and dream of a world where we get a fun + killy new codex .
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>>52262173
>It's juvenile.
Welp, that's WH40k, what were you expecting?
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Give me an absolute crazy army idea for orks.

Something with crazy painting and lot of conversing.

One thought I already have is Ork version of Night Lords, something similar like that are great.
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>>52262204
>Church
>More money than God
They can waste resource and you will like it!

Beside the Imperium makes Space marines, the fucks that have a 50% chance to turn to chaos.
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>>52262170
Yeah but it looks fuuuucking dumb to have a suit of armor inside a bigger suit of armor

>>52262173
Nah go fuck yourself. The only thing that's even remotely BDSM themed is the squad leader for the repentia, and even then she's a chick in full armor with whips. The repentia themselves are just girls in rags because they're meant to be repenting, same logic behind the penitent engine.

What makes you think an army that fights for the religious arm of a grimdark and decaying imperium wouldn't have some reference to corporal punishment or flagellation when it is such a big part of the religious orders they're modeled after?
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>>52262128
>>52262113
Yes, to die smiting the god-emperor's foes.

Not get sniped by some cunt with a lasgun, rendering the entire giant mech worthless, from 300m away because they're strapped unarmoured to the front of the thing.

If all they want is the pilot's death, why both strapping them to a huge mech they'll never get to use, just get them to sit on top of a ladder out in the open.
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>>52262204
>it's not supposed to be smart in the first place

It works on rule of cool, it isn't supposed to be logical, what's so hard to get?
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>>52262250
skitarii cyborks
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>>52261856
i hope gw makes nice waifu models that we can have sex with hehe
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>>52262204
>one use
>scrape the dead heretic off and the chassis is good to go
It's actually kind of genius if you're not too worried about the PE's actual contribution to the battle. Nobody is going to wreck the chassis itself with actual AT weapons when you can just hose the exposed pilot with machine guns.
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>>52262250
Buy Eldar army, remove all space elves, replace with orcs. Include looted Farseer on a boss pole.
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>>52262275
I get it but le grimderp meme is not a good excuse for bad writing
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>>52262200
>a CAD
>for capturing points
>"1st company I have the most important task laid out for you today"
>"what is it brother?"
>"you know how those tactical marines are given a bolter and told to sit on an objective until the enemy runs out of ammo?"
>"oh god no."
>"you are going to take your years of training, and expensive armour to sit on objectives."
>"fuck chapter master, I think I forgotten HOW to cap an objective."
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>>52262247
Call me when marine scouts run around shirtless in leather pants. There's juvenile and then there's juvenile.
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>>52262274
>Logic
>40k

Stop being a retard.
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>>52262274
>If all they want is the pilot's death
It's not. They want either the pilot's death or the deaths of the enemies of the imperium. So they give the condemned a couple of rotary buzzsaws and heavy flamers and let em loose.

To be honest the "condemned to either die or fight" trope is pretty common in sci-fi/fantasy, and it happens a shitload in 40k (see: penal legions).
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>>52262204
One use pilot. The walker can be salvaged. It's not exactly advanced hardware, especially for an army that has enough money to give their basic troops customized power armor.
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>>52261856
>these fuckin breasts
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>>52262261
Funny how it's only the all-female army that gets the whips, leather and bondage hoods when apparantly it's an Imperium wide thing....
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>>52262318
>limp wrist and raised pinky
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>>52262328

I was thinking more like
>"Hey dudes, we ran out of Elysian paratroopers because they all got mulched my Daemon Engines."
>"Most unfortunate, brother."
>"Indeed. We now need turbo-Elysians to seize and hold fortified enemy positions ahead of the armoured spear head. First Company, you're up. This shit is important."
>"For the Emperor!"
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>>52262327
see>>52262331

By this logic they would just scrap 40k altogether
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>>52262356
No, it's an ecclesiarchy wide thing, and the ecclesiarchy is not permitted to have any "men at arms".

Also you're pulling leather/bondage hoods completely out of your ass. The repentia and PE wear cloth rags.

Seriously the officio assassinorium has more consistent BDSM themes than the SoB.
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>>52262381
strike force ultra+first company task force
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>>52259877
tits or gtfo
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>>52262250
I second the suggestion for Eldar Orks. Loot an avatar of Khaine, have a bunch of wild colors for different units pretending to be aspect warriors. Toss wheels or treads on a hover tank and give it a normal cannon to loot it. That sort of stuff
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When you feel bad about running this two units.

Then you face broken Eldar.

Geez thanks is not like a I wanted to play on MY TURN or anything.
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>>52262400

That seems like a good idea, thanks anon
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>>52262381
>"in the end, we ended up killing everything anyway. sorry captain."

just run unbound.

otherwise, I've had luck with a 1st company task force and the librarius conclave.

I think there's an apocalypse formation that has the first company as well. and lets be honest, if the first company is showing up, it had better be an apocalypse.
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>>52260035
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>>52262329
Well they're not space marine scouts but they're close enough in size, what you're describing are Catachans.
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>>52262250
An entire army that is just Ghazghkull models
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>>52262452
this
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>>52262329
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>>52262329
Also consider the Emperor's Children.
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>>52262400
huh, I had not considered the Strike Force Ultra. I've always thought that was Ultramarines specific.
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>>52259644
I'm do jealous of that space marine, you wouldn't believe.
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>>52262052
Is it really that bad against a casual friend running NLs?
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>>52262048
bump
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>>52262329
Why are you picking on the fucking nuns? Are you completely ignoring the crazed civilization of slave driving, drug taking, leather & latex wearing lunatics that are the deldar? Or the fourth of the chaos factions dedicated to being as hedonistic and sadomasochistic as possible?

Seriously, grow up. Not everything has to cater to your every whim.
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>>52262525
Its actively shooting yourself in the foot, yes. You'd be better served taking one of the HQ artifacts over the points cost of a tzeentch icon.
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>>52262250
Urban gang themed orks with bandannas and dew rags, load them up in trucks and buggies for drive-bys.

Call them the Waaagh-Tang Clan and their Warboss could be the Git-faced Killa
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>>52262532
>Waaah stop picking on my favorite army, all these others do it worse!

Quiet plz, grown ups are talking.
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>>52262579
Nice refutation Anita.

Also, here's a tip: if you're trying to infantalize someone you're debating with, it's best not to say shit like "plz"
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>>52259522
Female Vostroyan Firstborn.

Bet she rolls her eyes when the colonel rallies the soldiers. "Are you men or are you first born sons of VOSTROYA!"
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>>52262250
Haemonclus orks whose mekboyz and painboyz use mostly biological grafts instead of mechanical parts
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>>52262597
>meme

neck yourself.
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>>52262657
You really don't have a grasp on this debate thing do you?
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>>52262669
>debate
>refutation
>don't say shit like 'plz'

Do you even know where you are you pretentious cockgobbler?
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>>52262716
Not /b/?
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>>52262716
Do you? No one on 4chan says shit like "plz", take your puerile ass back to facebook or twitter or whatever shithole you crawled out of.
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Going to play my first game of 40k after years of just painting but was curious as to what's the opinion on having a space marine army of more than one chapter (within the same formation)?

I never really focused on a single chapter and just kinda painted Imperial Fists and all their successor chapters over the years as I just could not find anyone to play with.
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>>52259929
Ayyy
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>>52259929
It's coming friend, just wait a few more months
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>>52259386
Did we really go this whole thread without mentioning Boobcrons? Because I skimmed and ctrl+f'd.
https://wargameexclusive.com/product-category/necrocyborgs/
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Also...
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>>52262935
This doesn't look too bad imho. I don't see why people think it's so unreasonable that influential necrons would want a body made to their specifications, which for some vain necrons would mean boobs. Rank and file necrons get nothing though.
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>>52262996
They offer torso bits for rank and file.
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>>52262996
What if a perverted necron lord wanted to mod all his subjects with boobs, in hopes that he could get a boner?
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>>52262250
I suggested the idea yesterday already, but converting an Onager Dunecrawler into a Deffcopta by flipping it around sounds fun as fuck.
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>>52263018
Well now that's harder to justify.
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>>52262046
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N
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Hey guys, I'm pretty new to 40k. I wanna run Dark Angels Terminators and Raven Guard Jump infantry. What's the best way to do that?
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>>52263070
use ebay
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>>52262996
Do we even know if Necrontyr were mammal-like creatures and would've even had udders?

As far as I know, there was nothing about how their sex worked and them laying eggs and not feeding through 'milk' is just as much of a possibility, isn't it?
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>>52263070

Buy the models, paint them, and learn the rules.
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>>52263070
Why do you want to mix the two?
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>>52262935

Where are the boobs on this skeleton?
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So can I just load some imperial primer into an airbrush to prime models with or is that bad
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>>52262573
Alright. Should I take much outside of the ML upgrade and possibly the disks on my ES(s)?
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>>52262935
That website always cracks me up
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>>52263130
Where's the pauldrons? Where's the leg armor? Where's the scales, where's the cloak? Where's the head thingy? There's lots of things on the model that aren't on a skeleton but you only care because you get triggered by boobs.
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>>52262761
Sounds cool, they all use the same rules for their chapter tactics so it sounds like a very interesting army.
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>>52263188

I love the title subtle (and probably unintentional) irony in the name. "Wargames Exclusive", despite selling generic lines like Space Elves and Mechanic Adepts and Greater Good. Yes, Space Elves are a very exclusive product. ;)
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>>52263190
Boobs would be unnecessary; do they have skeleton babies that they need to supply with calcium?
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>>52263267
That little hanging scale thing is unnecessary, why aren't you complaining about it?
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>>52263293
Hanging scale thing? Not sure what that is, but you realize that necrons that have all their faculties like lords wear the garments and adornments they wear to look grander, or it's built into them.

This is even assuming they even had boobs before they turned into necrons; they could have laid fucking eggs for all we know.
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I haven't played in a long time. I want to pick back up with Thousand Sons. I was thinking about buying the kits to build this list. My concern is it doesn't feel flavorful enough.
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>>52263340
Maybe some of them developed organs that helped their body process the radiation of their shitty planet and these organs were located on their chest and anyone who had "boobs" was considered all around tougher because they had bigger rad absorbing organs and so they wanted to show this off and it has nothing to do with gender at all? You're making some serious assumptions that the modelers intended these to be mammalian titties.
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>managed to get a rogue trader predator for £25 on eBay

Can't wait to see what build quality was like back then
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What's the most fluffy elite choice I can pick for my Iron Warriors? I honestly don't need elites but I need at least one for my Chaos Warband
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>>52263165
The astral grimoire is a great artifact, maybe the seers bane if you want a choppy sorcerer.
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>>52263119
Love the models. Wanna use DA Termies since they seem to get good formations for them, and RG Jump infantry for the same reasons.
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>>52263382
You're really shit at trolling m9; necrontyr didn't "absorb" rads, they just died from them.

I'm making the assumption that the modeler made a female necron, which they did.

Here's the link to the model, it says female in the tags.

Don't bother trolling again.
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Can Daemons win casually, or can they only win through cheese? A friend at my LGS plays daemons and I don't think I've ever seen him win a game. Is it just bad tactics on his part or do Daemons NEED summon spam or an incursion to be successful?
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>>52263451
woops forgot link:
https://wargameexclusive.com/shop/necrocyborgs/necrocyborg-lord-with-orb/
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>>52262935
>>52263468
how do they get away with that stuff? why hasnt gw stamped on them yet?
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>>52263451
And yet you still haven't explained why it upsets you so much except to point at a skeleton and say there's no boobs on there. It's obviously decorative just like almost everything else on the model but this particular decoration upsets you for some reason. Explain yourself.
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>>52263490
They don't use any copyrighted names, hence "necrocyborgs" or whatever.
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>>52263426
Halp me
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>>52263490
After GW got lawsuit crazy, a court ruled that GW could trademark Names and such, but couldn't trademark model designs. That's why you see all these too-close-to-be-a-coincidence Not!40k models with names like "Galaxy Sergeants," "Space Demons," "Cosmic Elves," and my personal favorite, "Necrocyborgs."
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>>52263523
See this is what I mean; no one's getting upset, you're just being really odd about it.

I did say they may never have had boobs, and your reason was some made up bs. Radiation absorbing organs? Really? If they had those they wouldn't have jumped to switch to machine bodies.

I'd have no problem if GW release a lord that had boobs, I'd just find it weird that every major sexually reproducing (possibly excluding tau) race in 40k all have boobs.
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>>52263627
And that's assuming necrontyr even reproduced sexually.
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>>52263571

A shitty ruling.
Even though i hate GW there are some models like those in wargame exclusive that are outright ripoffs from them without any strong real world or original reference.
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>>52259386

I have some lore questions relating to this>>52261115

What exactly are the details with the soul drinkers and chaos corruption. How can some stay loyal even with heavy corruption like spider legs
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>>52263627
So if you're not upset why are you arguing?
>There's no boobs on this skeleton
Oh so you just decided to point out the obvious for no reason?
Cool, good to know.

Here I'll explain it to you because you have difficulty understanding. The designers of that model put boobs on it because boobs are familiar, they are something we know, just like how almost every fucking race except tyranids is bipedal and basically just human, not because GW honestly thinks that is like the pinnacle of evolution or whatever, but it makes the models more relatable and enjoyable on a psychological level to the players. If you want a non human race go play Tyranids. And don't sit there and tell me you don't have a problem with it when you've been shitposting about it for the last half an hour.
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>>52259751
The only right answer.
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>recently got back into 40k
>have some termies base coated
>too afraid to start painting them because it's been over 15 years since I held a brush
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>>52262152
Yeah, after horus kills sanguinius, he rages so hard horus doesnt exist
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>>52263691
You sound pretty upset to me to be honest, you could have stopped a couple replies ago.

They put boobs on there to sell the model, because sex sells.

>If you want a non human race go play Tyranids
Or I could play literally any race other than Imperium armies or non daemon Chaos.

You've made the mistake of thinking I'm someone I'm not, so congratulations; you're a dumbass. Pic related
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>>52263670
There's nothing wrong with selling rip offs.
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>>52263728
Sounds to me like you need to get started.
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>>52263130
Necron lords and ladies chose their own necrodermis, some taking forms that mimiced what they were in life. So because of that some higher ranking necrons still look a bit like female.

And those boobs are probably some enhanced self repairing system because why the fuck not, its free space.
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>>52263763
Orks
>green roided out humans

Eldar
>pointy eared humans

Tau
>no nose humans

Dark Eldar
>DARK pointy eared humans

Necrons
>Humanoid robots

Daemons
>Various humanoid shapes with a couple animals thrown in

No you're a dumbass if you haven't realized that the majority of races are humanoid. Christ how stupid can you be?
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>>52263862
Jeez calm down dude, human=/=humanoid.
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Why isn't there a new thread yet?
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>>52262578

Underrated post
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New thread

>>52264014
>>52264014
>>52264014
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>>52263728

Quit being a fag. You're not gonna be any worse than the people who are just starting.

Just watch some Big Daddy Duncan Warhammer TV videos on youtube, remember to thin your paints, and give it a shot.

Honestly when it comes to minis on the other side of the table from me I'd rather see roughly painted new guy shit over a black primed or single color basecoated or (god forbid) untouched gray plastic any day of the week.

That said, welcome back to 40K.
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>>52261099
>was told it was a dick move to stack grav
Depending on how competitive your local store is.
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>>52261661
Hello
Hello you stinky yiff
Go be a failure ugly
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Hey Anons I need some help. My store is running an escalation league and we just introduced non CAD detachments at 1000 points and as a scrub tier Blood Angels player I was wanting some thoughts on BA formations.
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Advice?
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>>52264925
Kill your self you colossal fucking faggot
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>>52264925
>>52264975
that bad?
playing a 2vs2 each team using 1850
The kid I'm playing with has the Death Masque Harlequins so I figured I'd use the few elder I have to make a unified force.
Is it too much?
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Thoughts? I have a lot of stuff I have collected over the years, and no idea what the current meta is like. I like these units so far though.
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>>52265047
1500 points total on this one. I didn't know what the standard point cap was anymore, so went with this.
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>>52265047
I like the new terminators
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>>52262086
Unlike the babycarrier, it's actually supposed to get it's pilot killed. Hence the "penitent" part.
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>>52259684
>those proportions
squats confirmed for 8th ed?
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>>52259684
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Need 1850, thought about adding a Allied Baneblade or Knight
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