*blocks your path*

>>52254828
I look behind me. There's ALWAYS two fucking cubes, that join together to squash you.

I've never seen this not happen.

>>52254845
That's a good counter to the teleport meme.

*Teleports behind them*
Heh, noth-OH JESUS NOOOOWARRRGGALSLDJFNFNDN

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>>52254828
"EY bro! I heard you are totally from the block. Quite coincidence cause I am from the block too!"

>>52254828
all the girl players I've met have been powergamers who also roleplay really well. (this doesn't always make up for being powergamers)

>>52255983
K

>>52255331
This is great.

>>52255331
>silly is a sphere
kek

>>52255331

More please

>>52254828
*sends this in first to distract it*

https://www.instagram.com/p/BR1IcJxDLNt/

>>52255331
Are you a chip of the old block?

>>52256772
>serious is a perfect square

>>52254828
I convince the 7 INT, 7 WIS Barbarian to go give the gelatinous cube a high-five while the rest of us casually sneak past it.

>>52260506

pretty sure a barbarian that has lived long enough to be an adult would know better.

>>52260754
>Implying a random barbarian who's never seen a gelatinous cube before would even know what a gelatinous cube is

>>52254828
fug

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>>52254828

>>52254828
*sticks dick in*

>>52262993
>Dick dissolves due to the highly acidic nature of gelatinous cubes.

>>52263287
>Implying anyone would be able to tell the difference

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>>52254828
Superior ooze coming through

>>52254828
No, I blocked their path.

>>52254828
>Salt shaker