Let's do a thought experiment elegen/tg/entlemen

> /pol/ gets its own
We immediately collapse when we find out that there is only one white person amongst us all, and he's a CIA agent.

>>52249766
But WHERE is it twelve PM?

>>52250251
Every anon hears the voice at 12:00 PM their local time, but with time shenanigans we all end up in our respective lands at the same time anyway.

>>52250263
but i could make a post and other people could see that post before they hear the voice

>>52249766
>What, or who, do you take with you, and what is your plan to survive and start civilization?

>Implying there are enough women to start civilization
>Implying I want to start civilization with 4chan

>>52250283
>itsmagic.jpg

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Five of these.

>>52250320

/cgl/, /ck/, and /soc/ have plenty of femanons, there's a few femanons in every board, and enough anons would bring their girlfriends/wives that I don't think we would go extinct from inbreeding anytime soon, but I imagine there'd be a lot of interboard raids to kidnap women, and that's a problem that wouldn't go away for quite some time.

>>52250360
>20 lbs of pussy and ass

Dude, you could take 10.

>>52249766
/k/ rules the world.

>>52250413
Oh boy, tribalism with normalfags and rapists

I'll bring a rope and hope there's a tree

>>52250473
>he doesn't wanna team up on those asses with a bro-dawg

I'm sorry other boards, but /diy/ and /k/ would immediately team up, maybe /pol/ too, maybe not.

Over the course of a few weeks all the other anons will be crushed and made subservient to the glorious nation of /diyk/

loosely copying from >>52229241

I know that ca/tg/irls exist. therefore future generations are possible. therefore civilization is possible. I assume that most people would take stuff to stay alive, and plan accordingly.

>math textbooks ~15 pounds
>physics textbooks ~12 pounds
>suitcase ??
>notebooks, binder filled with paper, pencils
>laptop and charger
>hoodie, tee shirt, shorts
>towel, which the first few items will be wrapped with
>will wear a winter coat, clothing, glasses
>backpack
>nuts
>water bottle
>matchbox

>>52249766
I take
>the girl I'm dating,
>my go-bag,
>the clinic's Doctor's Bag,
>my bow
>As many antibiotics and other prescription meds as I can collect from the hospital drug room as I can fit into the weight limit.
>I may want to grab some extra food and warm clothes since my go-bags designed for one.
Given most of this is also prepared I should also have the time for a delicious, expensive and calorie-dense meal in a local restaurant, and a long heartfelt phonecall with my family.

My go-bag contains (among other things) enough food for 72h, multiple methods of water purification, adequate shelter, a portable solarcharger and a harddrive loaded with all the data we need to rebuild society, improvise munitions and attempt surgery.
No gunz where I live though so self-defense/hunting is limited to bow, machete and knives.

Dropped in either /tg/ville or /pol/and. Probably the latter.
I expect I'd be able to make a pretty good contribution to the resurgence of civilisation in this wildness.

I wish this had been asked two months earlier though 'cause my ex would have made a much better partner for this sort of event given she's a soon-to-graduate vet student with hobbies that include crossfit, camping and archery.

>>52250610
Flint and steel would be a hell of lot smarter than matches, basically unlimited use compared to Matches and they start fires more consistently.

>>52250573

What about /an/? Once they'd trained dinosaur cavalry, everyone else would be fucked.

>>52250573
>weeks
200 mile diameter is about the size of Ireland. supposing /diy/ and /k/ are even adjacent to each other, it would still take a few months for them to build everything up before they can conquer any one. 3 years is a better estimate.
>>52250681
I don't have flint and steel. Also, I'm more interested in making sure that /tg/ gets the textbooks. Everything else I have is to make sure that I can survive long enough that the knowledge can be passed on.

Didn't we just have this thread, the other thread is not even dead

Did Ultima revive or something

>>52249849
And he's a jew, though by marriage.

/tg/ land would be comfy. Once a few generations had passed, our descendents would have THE most kickass myths and legends.

>>52250500
This

>>52249766

Find a nuke to use on /pol/.

Biggest problem solved, right there.

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So.... I'm an SCAfag.

I have a pair of throwing axes and a pair of throwing knives that I keep sharp, a 50lb recurve bow and about 3 dozen arrows, a suit of basically what amounts to D&D scale mail and the rapier that my dad gave me after he retired from fencing all within arms reach of my computer.

In my garage of have 2 coolers filled with a month's worth of jerky, canned food, water bottles, energy bars and cooking equipment; a container with all my long tunics, trousers, belts, boots and tabards and I'd probably shove as many /tg/ related books, RPGs and dice as I have the weight to spare.

Assuming we aren't dropped right next to /k/, I'd figure I have pretty good odds.

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>>52249766

Is 200 lb enough to fit GURPS and supplements?