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>>52243137
Would not be welcome at my table/10

>>52243150

>he thinks a push-up minimum would keep THE ROCK out of his game

I haven't seen the movie but cmon anon, can't you smell it?

>>52243150
Do you actually believe bodybuilders are the strongest guys around too?

>>52243150
>I have never seen a strongman in my life

>>52243137
No, do it yourself.

>>52243150
You can be fat and still be healthy.
Example: Sumo

>>52243150
>>52243179
I have seen the movie, and as Disney movies go, it was pretty great. Might be because I'm a sucker for the Rock's work, but seeing an animated version of him do a song and dance routine was phenomenal.

Video for those interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM

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>>52243137
Stat her.

>>52243229
False, sumos are strong but not healthy. They're time bombs.

>>52243137
Scion 2e isn't done yet.

>>52243633
That does look pretty good. It's like Genie singing Never Had a Friend Like Me, except he's also a dick.

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>>52243803
Bae/10

>>52243633
If there's one thing i'dd love to do in a campaign it's fuck somebody over using a disney song.

>>52243137
Well, I can give you his approximate Strength in 5e, at least.

>Oh! Also I lassoed the sun - you're welcome - to stretch your days and bring you fun!

This refers to a Polynesian legend of Maui snaring the sun in order to make the days longer. I.e., he pushed/dragged the Sun, in 5e terms.

The Sun masses in at about 1.989 × 10^30 kilograms. In D&D 5e, you can push/drag up to 30 times your Strength, so we just divide 1.989 × 10^30 by 30 to to get Maui's Strength score.

It's 66,300,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. Sixty-six octillian, three hundred septillion. This gives him a Strength modifier of +33,149,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,995. Thirty-three octillian, one hundred forty-nine septillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine sextillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine quintillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine quadrillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine trillion, nine-hundred ninety-nine billion, nine-hundred ninety-nine million, nine-hundred ninety-nine thousand, nine-hundred ninety-nine.

He's...pretty strong. He could flatten Hercules, I can tell you that much.

>>52245460
Wait, hang on, that's wrong. I forgot to convert to pounds, since D&D 5e uses Imperial, not Metric.

1.989 × 10^30 kg in pounds is about 4.38 x 10^30. Divided by 30, this is 146,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000. One hundred forty-six octillion. This gives him a Strength modifier of +72,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,995.

Could still flatten Hercules.

>>52243150
>filtering out the only kind of people with any interest in elfgames

Nice job.

>>52243137
STR: Lassoed the sun.
CON: Pulled up the sky.
DEX: Stole you fire from down below.
INT: Can explain every natural phenomenon
WIS: Sees what's happening here.
CHA: The hair, the bod.

You're welcome

>>52243803
A dumb bunny.

>>52243803

LG Magical Beast

Int 3
Deceit Godlike

>>52243137
3RW
Human Shapeshifter
4/5

While Maui is equipped, he has haste, vigilance, first strike, flying, and Changeling.

>>52245873
>Not 3WR
C'mon son

>>52245890
why?

>>52245916
WUBRG

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>>52245890
No wait, I'm wrong, it's clockwise

>>52245661
10/10 anon, thank you

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>>52245661
my absolute nicaraguan

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>>52243137
This fag vs Hercules. Maui has his hook and Hercules has regained his godhood.

>>52246599
Song maui is OP >>52245661
, herc stands no chance.

>>52245661
Nicely done!

>>52246599
>hey guys who would win in my DM giant scenario?
Not the players...

>>52245532
>implying that base push, pull, carry capacity is the max a character can do
>implying that's not just the max where they can keep it up forever
For manipulating objects a GM should take your capacity, have you roll then multiply/divide the modifier result of said roll (e.g. 20 is multiply/divided by 5) by your capacity. So a 20 str dude can push, shove, or lift up to 600 lbs without serious exertion and in moments where failure is a possibility he could possibly push 4200 lbs like a true hero of lore.

>>52243137
Full Moon Lunar

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>>52245661

>>52243988
>>52244089

>"Hang on a sec, you took a feat that lets you use Perform instead of Bluff? How the fuck does that even work?"
>"I'm glad you asked."

>>52245661
Probably got a CON penalty, though.

>You try to be tough, but your armor's just not hard enough

>>52249672

To be fair, that's coming from a crab that probably has dragon-like natural armor from how frigging massive he is.

>>52249672
That's not penalty, the crab just has massive AC bonus from natural armor and equipment

>>52249697
>>52249701
True enough.

Do we know any of Tamatoa's stats besides

>AC: Send you armies but they'll never be enough

>>52249715

>STR: You can't expect a demigod to beat a decapod
>DEX: Can't hide, too shiny
>CON: Shell's too tough
>INT: Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
>WIS: Needs three words to tear her argument apart
>CHA: Beautiful, baby

>>52243150
what about women? they have more trouble doing push-ups. Even in the military, the absolutely highest number a woman has to be able to do to get a satisfactory on her Physical readiness test is just 20.

Proficiency in Insight, because he can see whats happening here

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>>52249887
>Tabletopping with women
get a load of this guy

>>52250214
-10 HP. :(

>>52250494
F

>>52243137
Maui, Demigod of Sea and Sky

Str 25 Dex 12 Con 25 Int 10 Wis 18 Cha 22
Reflexes +5+1 Fortitude +7+7 Will +4+4

Skills: Wayfinding (Survival) 7 (+11), Knowledge (religion) 4 (+4), Knowledge (Earth) 4 (+4), Knowledge (arcana) 4 (+4), Climbing 8 (+15), Swimming 4 (+11)

Feats: Attack Focus (melee) 10, Evasion Roll 5

Powers:
Augmented Strenght (+15)
Augmented Constitution (+15)
Protection 10
Device: Godly Hook
- Shapeshift 7

Attack 7
Defense 7
Toughness 10

>>52251445
5e?

>>52251452
Mutants and Masterminds

>>52251483
Oh, neat.

>>52245460
>>52245532
Hercules held up the earth, whats his give on that?

>>52245460
I dont know why you assumed the sun is the exact same as it is in a disney movie.

Tamakoa very clearly beat the shit out of him.

>>52245661
Movement speed: Can do anything but float

>>52249715
In seriousness Tamatoa is why you dont give monstrous creatures bard levels.

CHA: If his name was sebastian and he had a cool jamacian accent you'd help him up.

>>52245541

>Fat people
>Interested in lanky and lithe body types

You're filtering dwarves.

>>52243137
-20 to Perform (Sing)

>>52243633
him, poking fun at disney tropes is also pretty fun

>>52252411
>-20 to Perform (Sing)
He had the best song in the movie.

Tamatoa's is a close second

>>52249777
>>52245661
>Moana

>STR: uncertain, but strong enough to hold those ropes in a storm
>DEX: The wind is behind her
>CON: uncertain, but survives being tossed lightly by Tamatoa
>INT: Knows your name and knows the way, but not how far she'll go
>WIS: Doesn't even know how she feels, but knows who she is
>CHA: Is adorable; the ocean is a friend of hers

>>52243137
I dunno.. some sort of druid with a barbaric archetype I think.
Maui does change into animals but doesn't throw spells around. Hell he could simply be a barbarian with that bone possessing shapeshift at-will

>>52256230
You're supposed to use quotes.

Gaston, for example:
STR: As you see I've got biceps to spare
DEX: No-one shoots like Gaston
CON: Not an bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
INT/WIS: That tall, dark, hansome brute!
CHA: You're everyone's favorite guy.

>>52251780
The Earth is by several orders of magnitude not as massive as the Sun: 5.972 × 10^24 kg

>>52251788
Which doesn't tell us much since we don't know how strong Tamatoa is.

>>52256725
I know, I couldn't find quotes for her STR and CON. Nobody actually remarked on those.

DEX, WIS, INT, and CHA saw me using quotes from multiple songs.

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>>52249777