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>>52239163
I summon Australian politician in attack mode.

>>52239163
g7-g6 :^) actually i go boring with e7-e5 instead

>>52239163
c5

>>52239163
1. ... Nc6

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>>52239163

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>>52239163
D,7

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>>52240750
Ha, you fell right for my trap!
It's over!

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Anon, why do I have to play as the black, again ?

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>>52239163
Point, set, game, match.

>>52240774
'cause you're a nigger

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>>52240769
Yeah, but how about a round un Gwent?

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>no latvian gambit

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>>52240769
in response i crack Scalding Tarn, fetch Steam Vents untapped and cast Mana Drain

>>52240842
Gwent is the shittiest fucking game ever devised and I can't believe people are playing that garbage outside of The Witcher 3.

>>52241409
I liked the stand alone game. The meta is actually healthy.

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>>52241400
>he doesn't know

>>52241853
Well, here's my theory, then:

Neither of them actually knows the rules of chess but they have the idea that intelligent and sophisticated people play it. Schneizel bluffs by calling checkmate and Zero is too afraid of looking foolish to call him out on it.

Not that I have any idea who these people are.

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>>52241853
>>52241400
If there's one thing I like about Gabriel Dropout, it's how they made fun of the "if the king doesn't lead, his troops will not follow" move.

>>52241400
>Death looked long and hard at the board. The abbot waited to see what long-term, devious strategies were being evolved. Then his opponent tapped a piece with a bony finger. "Remind me again," he said, "how the little horse-shaped ones move."