Pet Thread

>snake
>fur

this is worse than snakes with tits

>>52214332
Are you sure it's not just a deformed ferret?

>>52214332
But if we lubricate it with enough Dragon Cum issued lube to straighten it's Coatual tier fur for anal adventure, would it be more comfortable than a regular lubed up snake in the anus? Or is it better for a living toilet paper souche Roman ass-roll snake?

And is it a good present for the snake woman you wish to court, or is it's varaints good for illusions and rugs, door mats used for assination?

And why does everyone have shit taste but me?

Only 3 replies in and this thread is already horrifying lyrics awful.

Good job,guys. Keep up the good work.

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>>52214428

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>>52214442

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Do dogbolds count as pets?

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I've got two.

>>52214683
Snout=out

Fucking furries

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>>52214267

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>>52214267

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>>52216546
Owlcats are the best.

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Hiss hiss~

>>52214455
Classic

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>>52216691
Indeed.

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Best. Pet. Ever.

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Sonyggers, you have five seconds to explain why you didn't get one of the best games in Playstation history.

Xbros, you have my condolences for Dragonbro being cancelled.

>>52217511
>best game
I've played it and I never was more disappointed.

>>52217595
>best game
One of the best games.

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Karl Franz has the best pet.

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>>52217629
>deathclaw
Heh.

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>>52214380
Is this you?

>>52217511

But I already have _____Battleborn.

>>52217927
That line greatly upsets me.

>>52217755
Don't forget about cows.

>>52217989
>>52218070
Apparently there isn't a whole lot of behaviour difference between house cats and big cats.

>>52218876
Those things are adorable but horribly invasive where they aren't native.

>>52218321
not a while lot but lions are much more sociable than for example tigers and panthers.

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>>52220799
I have a huge folder of this stuff. About 200 images. I'll post as much as I can.

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>>52220823

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>>52214475
>Stag beetle

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>>52221173

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>>52221434

>>52217592
why

>>52218321
That's actually why they're dangerous even when friendly

>>52218876
what a strange doggo

Sort of related, sorry if it isn't but...

>playing 5e
>playing NG Paladin
>friend is playing CG Wizard
>find mounds of dirt in a field
>turns out they're all connected tunels
>Wizard decides to go down the mounds to explore the tunnels
>he's a fucking gnome, by the way
>messes around for a bit while we deal with the kobolds and a drake popping out of the mounds
>break the drake'si back, killing it
>friend is STILLALIVE in the tunels taking treasure and killing sleeping kobolds
>finds a den of a handful of kobold eggs
>friend takes one and lights the rest on fire
>doesn't bother to discuss this with the party
>I deem it unreasonable and talk him down for it
>says it was justified

A couple of sessions later...
>CE Barbarian in our party manages to steal the egg and decides to try and smash it
>I roll athletics and managed to snatch it out of his hands without damaging it
>remembering how we got the egg, I roll sleight of hand
>crit
>hide the egg safely on my person
>no one except me and the DM knows where I hid it


I'm kinda worried, did I do the right thing? It's gonna be weird trying to raise a kobold either way.

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>>52214267
>>52216692

It's basically a ferret without legs.

At first I didn't see the appeal, but now I kind of do. I'd rather just have like a ferret familiar though.

>>52217629
SUMMON!

>>52223493

...you did the right thing, but seriously, LG paladin with CE barbarians , seems a pretty bad mix. Especially as your paladin seems able to do sleight of hand, and apparently keeping the CE barbarian in check doesnt seem your main concern.
this is enough to make me wonder about how truthful is your story.

>>52224600
This is /tg/. Everyone lies.

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>>52224691

You're not wonderful.

>>52224952

That webm makes me feel weird.

>>52214718
You lazy bum.

>>52218321
There is some difference.
But lions live in groups, and do so even more naturally than house cats, so they're easier to tame than say, tigers.

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>>52214332
>worse than snakes with tits
Compared to the best thing every everything is worse

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>>52225082

But those aren't pets!

>>52225306
They are wives!

>>52218915
The good news is they are tasty

>>52218321
ever had a cat scratch you for any reason because it was getting pissy?
Now apply that to a domesticated "big cat"

>>52214267
FLUFFY SNEK PETS WHEN

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Serving whatever is willing to give it gold and headpats.

>>52217641
I see no cazzador on this so I see nothing to be concerned about.

>>52224952
Awwww, big'ol baby kit

>>52223351
Sir that is clearly a no-jump bunn.

>>52224952
It's like it was bottle fed as a baby by that man.

>>52214332
Scales have already evolved into feathers once. It's entirely possible that someday some form of snake could find it advantageous to evolve scales that split into a row of hairlike strands, leaving the whole thing looking like it's fur-covered.

>>52214267
Almost started dumping my cutepet folder. Realized in time that this is a blue board and the thread is indeed for cute pets, and not for the /aco/ site.

I had a character with a pet miniature gelatinous cube once. I kept it in a jar and threw food scraps in there every once in a while.

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>>52224980
S-ssh
D-don't think forbidden thoughts anon

>>52224980
>>52228643
think the forbidden thoughts

>>52228643
>>52228676

See these eyes so green/ I can stare for a thousand years...

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>>52218641
Tiny maggy > tiny narg

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>>52224980

>>52229340
She knows how to please a man.

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>>52224980
>>52229340
w-we're going there aren't we

>>52214455
G A O

>>52229532
I sometimes forget how big wolves can be...

>>52225328
Wives are pets tho

>>52229581
M-me too.. (although granted, that one--Dakota I think her name is---is pretty near the larger end of the spectrum)

>ywn have huge, ferocious and loyal woof waifu
>ywn be woken up by wet warm wolfkisses every morning

>>52217641
imma put this in my settings rough and tumble part of the world

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>>52229763

You're silly. I like that.

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>>52220820

>>52217511
>one of the best games in Playstation history.
>The entire game is an escort quest with a semi-retarded dogbirdthing.

I don't want to act like this is /v/ but come on, man.

>>52225651
I've never had my cat scratch me unless I was trying to put him in a box.

>>52225306
Psi-Operatives say otherwise.

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post cute pets

>>52236282
>Mind controlling the snek tits.

Wew.

>>52236349
>>Mind controlling the snek tits.
>Not mind controlling snek tits
>You will never be the snek's pet

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>>52217461
Would be better as a Husky.

>>52229763
>>52229787
> Internal screaming and weeping

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>>52236335