Chaos thread. Get the heck out corpse god worshippers, out gods wear sunglasses and fuck hot girls
>>52207741
.....well of course "out" gods would do that.
They're outside!
>>52207741
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!!!
MAIM BURN KILL!!!
LET THE GALAXY BURNS!
Original adherents of Truth reporting in
>>52207794
Nice blood ravens
would you mind if I borrow the idea?
>>52207741
Dis is da Gork club, roight? Da fat, green git said he woz Gork, so we came.
>>52208116
The "Weapon of Choice" for Emperor's Children should be a strapon.
>>52208613
>hurr durr EC are all about sex and rape
Fuck off retard
>>52208960
I think that's what he was aiming to do.
>>52207794
It shames me to see how the word bearers have been perverted. The gods are real, hell is real and while these truths are grotesque they must be told. The arrogance of Erebus and Kor Phaeron have led the legion astray in the ages since Terra
>>52209092
Only one way to fix that: Make up your own chaos lord that wants to "make Word Bearers great again" bruh
How is it you losers have had 10,000 years and you still haven't won, while we in the other universe have won twice over so far?
Get your acts together over there! It's embarrassing.
>>52208613
Chainstrapon for the Terminators
>>52207741
He makes a good point
now that Bobby G is back will the ecclesiarchy lose some of there power since I doubt Bobby will want people to worship his Dad?
>>52207741
Slaanesh best god.
>>52216623
Spread the love.
When Nurgle's not having a genocide party with Khorne, he's gifting daemon-STIs to Slaaneshis to share with the Imperium.
>>52209583
>getting ass raped by Sigmarines and Dwarf Balloons.
You blew up one world and now have a full blown invasion from a bunch of goody two mary sues.
Done fucked up.
>>52209583
Working on it.
Mostly due to severe chaotic incompetence.
Wouldn't be a shame if he fell in combat against the traitors and someone else had to get shit done?
>>52216623
Praise be to the Pinnacle of Perfection!
>>52216745
Well said.
Always remember to get your daily dose of forbidden knowledge.
>>52208116
>How's the Primarch?
>I am Alpharius.
>Sure you are...
Kek.
>>52208613
Did you think he meant swords when he said "perfect blade"?
>>52216929
>ass-raped by Sigmarines and Dwarves
Little did the enemies of chaos realise, this was all a ploy to get Slaanesh back in the Great Game.
How can the imperium even compete?
Rank and file cultist, reporting.
The recent Thousand Sons release tempts me greatly.
I wanna make a Tzeench army with the TS being heavily featured with it.
>>52222726
I feee--l thAtt Chaos iS takkki--ing mE oVVer! it isssss a- gOdd pain.