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You are an alien prostitute.
Yes you, as you are. As it so happens, humans are just as exotic as any other species at the fringes of the galaxy, far away from galactic policing.
In any case, you're first client is a mechaniod. They're shaped like a small fridge and nervous as hell, you're the first organic they've ever engaged in, the machine preferring to spend it's time with simulations and electronic waifus in SpaceChan.
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Quit and find a new job that's not fucking a bunch of strangers
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>>52202389
I roll to shoot.
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>>52202389
Stick my penis in its toaster face then demand money.
After it forks over the cash stomp his head in cus i don't tolerate abominable intelligence
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>>52202389
Also go back to the quarantine board before you get banned
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>>52202389
>You are an alien prostitute
Did you just assume my species?
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I lead him back to the place. I sit him down and ask his name, hear his story. Why he's here. I let him explain how he doesn't get along with gynoids and how he feels different from everyone. I hug him and tell him that the world's going to be alright, and we can take a moment from the stresses of life to have a peaceful moment. A passionate moment.
We embrace, but I make sure he lays on the bed. There's a mechanical POMF as he lays on the bed. I climb on top, straddling him. I stroke his chest and tell him that I'm going to make him feel better than he ever has in his life.
Then I press the button hidden in my bracelet and activate the electromagnet beneath my bed, pinning him down. A few screwdriver turns later and I've lobotomized him, by more violent methods if needed.
I take his wallet and the credits inside.
Take him to my local scrap dealer.
Upgrade my minibar with the scrap I get.
>no policing
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>>52202389
I stick my fruit in them.
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>alien prostitute
So, bestiality then.
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>>52202389
Do we have compatible junk? Or does he expect me to stick my dick in a dustcover? Shit man, I aint a street tramp. I work in a respectable brothel, so what the fucks going on here? Did it wire it's nerves into an onahole?
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>>52202389
Nazimods banned Quests on /tg/ long ago,
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Thattaway.
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>>52202389
I'll take the one on the right, although none of them have any ass to speak of
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