JumpChain CYOA Thread #1391: I Believe I Can Fly Edition

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Jumpers!
Tell me. How often do you cook? And do you have any specialties in the kitchen?

I bake. Often. Baked goods are delicious.

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>>52201027
Does this image answer your question?

>>52201041
Cake is a baked good, therefore I often make them. Because cake is awesome.

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Alright, so I can't really fulfill my promise on making a custom Sacred Gear table like I promised. Most I can promise is a mix of canon and OC Sacred Gears you're allowed to fanwank the Sub-species and Balance Breakers if (if not revealed in canon). Holy Swords will be handled in a similar way.

That said, any particular canon ones you'd want to see on the list, or items you would suggest?

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...Holy shit, I managed to not fuck up a new thread.

Yay me.

Is pic related taken?

>>52201062
annihilation maker

>>52201068
Stop claiming more things. You've got like 8 jumps right now and you take forever to do even one.

>>52201062
Having no knowledge of Highschool DxD, I can't really suggest anything, though a Sacred Gear that allows you to emulate biblical Metatron and become a giant mecha angel would be cool, if that's a thing that they can do.

Naruto build, how fucked am I?
I'm gonna be the greatest fuckin' swordsman in the whole fuckin' world.

Background: Orphan (-100CP, 900CP)
Location: Konohagakure
Basic Ninja Training (FREE)
Fine Control (-100CP, 800CP)
You Have Reserves (-100CP, 700CP)
Elemental Chakra Affinity: Lightning (FREE)
Jutsu Specialization: Ninjutsu (FREE)
Jutsu Specialization: Taijutsu (-100CP, 600CP)
Jutsu Specialization: Bukijutsu (-100CP, 500CP)
Sensor Ninja Training (-150CP, 350CP)
Samurai Training (-150CP, 200CP)
Jutsu Mastery (-600CP, -400CP)
Genius of Hard Work (-300CP, -700CP)
Fuuinjutsu Prodigy (-300CP, -1000CP)
Uzumaki (-200CP, -1200CP)
Basic Gear (FREE)
Fuuinjutsu Kit (FREE)
Chakra Weapon (-200CP, -1400CP)
Stuffed (FREE)
Boruto (FREE)
There's How Many Movies? (FREE)
Hunted - Kumogakure, Iwagakure, Kirigakure, Sunagakure, Amegakure (+300CP, -1100CP)
Annoying Catchphrase/Verbal Tic (+100CP, -1000CP)
Low Priority (+200CP, -800CP)
Blood-Lust (+300CP, -500CP)
MC-KUN (+500CP, 0CP)

>>52201068
Congratulations. I don't think your image has a claim right now either.

>>52201119
You're pretty fucked, man.

>>52201068
FINISH.

YOUR.

GOD.

DAMN.

PLATE.

WHEN'S XENO

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What ship were you the captain of in Arpeggio /jc/?

>>52201119
Is that all you've got? Because you've gone and done yourself a bad time if it is.
Naruto escalates like a motherfucker and you didn't take things that help you keep up.
Normally that wouldn't be the biggest problem, but since you've shot your training to hell and are going to get involved with the plot in a fighting manner you're probably screwed.

>>52201027

I pan fry stuff for the most part, but I enjoy baking quite a bit as well, usually with a couple companions who enjoy leisurely cooking. As a side thing, Jumper made an all in one snack maker using the portable berry mixer from Pokemon as the base design. It's a bit bulkier, but the blades and motor are stronger and the compartment has heating coils or whatever insert technobabble here that causes the little bastard to cook stuff as well before compression. It basically means I can throw stuff in and it'll get minced and cooked perfectly based on inputted settings before coming out in cube form. Nice for tart berry snacks, bullion cubes, seasoning pods and nutrient packed shots that you'd use to skip a meal if in a hurry similar to a granola bar or something. I've sold them in a few worlds. Advertised on children friendly snacks and soup stock potential.

Brilliant Engineer- Theories are one thing, but actually applying your knowledge is another; luckily, you can be good at both. You’re a very good engineer, and with enough time and resources you are capable of creating battle suits that greatly enhance the strength of the wearer, invisibility suits (driving the wearer crazy is optional), vehicles on par with the Batmobile and even lifelike automatons. Your creations could be a powerful tool for both good... and evil. (400 CP, discount Scientist)

Silicon Surgeon- The age of analog is over; it’s time to go digital! You’re capable of constructing rudimentary AI, and with time can construct machines that think and feel like a human does; what’s more, you’re also capable of creating machines and programs that interface with the mind, such as virtual realities. You’re also skilled enough to ensure that these machines won’t harm those who use them… or that they do. (400 CP, discount Scientist)

>>52201062
Twice Critical, Forbidden Balor View, Blade Blacksmith, Sword Birth. I mean, there's more on Longinus than "normal" Sacred Gears. Without a table or OC SGs, it's gonna be hard.

>>52201119
YER PRETTY FUCKED, YAH SWORD FIGHTIN', CHAKRA CONTROLLIN', BIG RESERVIN', LIGHTNIN' SHOOTIN', NINJA SENSIN', JUTSU MASTERIN', FUCKING STUBBORN, SEAL USIN', RED HEADED, CATCHPHRASE USIN', BACK BURNERED, MAIN CHARACTERIN' DUMBASS!

WHAT DO YA THINK A THAT?

>>52201062
Down Fall Dragon Spear, Scouting Persona, Variant Detonation, Blade Blacksmith, Sword Birth, Mirror Alice, Gravity Jail, Night Reflection, Trick Vanish, and Twice Critical.

I'm assuming you'll be offering all of the Longini already.

[spoier]If this is too much I can pare the list down to only the ones I feel strongly about.

>>52201198
YJ, last thread there was some guy who seemed to be posting perks for B:tAS. I don't know if you gave him permission or what, but you might wanna see what's up and make sure this guy doesn't try to steal your claim.

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Can't sleep, might as well work on a Jump.

Katawa Shoujo Version 0.4

+ Filling in the Perks is going well. Could use some suggestions for the 200 level if anyone is of a mind to help. Especially for Rin's perk line.
+ Maintaining tone pretty well, I think.
+ Debating on Canon Companions options. Either just tossing in one blanket option like the norm or adding in more specialized ones like I did in FLCL. Thoughts?
+ Intro is pretty well finalized. Still have to do Origin and Location, but I lost my touch with the tone and set it aside for the moment.
+ Had to reject the idea of a Teacher Origin. As much as I would like to add that option, there's just not enough material on the teachers. Hell, the Nurse isn't even given a name. Outside of the Art Teacher and Science Teacher, we don't see much of them in the material presented. And they're so different it would be hard to mesh the two into a Perk Line.

As always, questions, comments, suggestions are appreciated.

>>52201068
You've claimed more jumps than what our most prolific jumpmakers have made, and yet somehow you haven't managed to deliver. Why is this?

>>52201151
A Hakugei-class submarine, which I named the Executor. Well, technically it was the Shikkousha, but still.

>>52201223
Scotsman stay and stay stay.

>>52201262
Seems pretty good.

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>>52201262
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52201272
Are you claiming learn to fly 2? Step up or shut your transparent trolling.

>>52201328
Don't tempt him, man. He'll do it. He's crazy.

>>52201328
Trolling? We've always given jumpmakers shit for claiming multiple jumps without delivering anything. When SoAnon claimed 15 jumps at once we gave him shit for that too.

>>52201062
Barrier Breaker?

>>52201357
Reminder that SJ-chan has tried to claim 30 jumps.

>>52201328
Shut the fuck up and go home Dirge.

>>52201236
There was?

>>52201198
Martial Discipline- You’ve received training in many martial arts, from the ancient disciplines of Asia to more modern styles of combat. Training with so many masters and the refinement of your technique has elevated you to a level most martial artists never reach. You’ve mastered practically every martial art known to man, including armed and unarmed styles, and are also fairly skilled at using firearms- even though you may loathe using them. (400 CP, discount Bat-family/Vigilante)

“Peak Human”- You’ve trained your body to the peak of human potential, and maybe a little bit beyond that; you’re capable of leaping nearly 10 feet vertically, can open an elevator door with your bare hands, keep up with a run-away-bus, and can replicate and maybe even outmatch any Olympic feat an athlete has done. You also have incredible control over your body’s functions and are as flexible as humanly possible. Needless to say, you have really good genes. (400 CP, discount Bat-family/Vigilante)

>>52201262
Shame about no Teacher Origin, but that's fair. I didn't consider that you were going to go Single Origin like Bloodborne did. Looks pretty good so far.

>>52201027
>How often do you cook?
I often cook every meal.
My companions tend to complain if they have to eat something that I didn't make. More than once I have returned to find a literal trench war going on over leftovers of my cooking.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you. Don't go grabbing all the high tier cooking perks you can get.

>>52201068
So where's... What was it, Xenoblade Chronicles X? Xenogears?

You had a jump named Xeno-something you claimed last year and haven't since put up anything.

>>52201380
Yeah, his name was "Not YJ_Anon". He seemed kind of skeevy, might want to look into it.

>>52201402
I can't keep track of how many things Blade has staked claim on, and how many things he's pulled a SJ-Chan and gone I think I can make this jump on. For a while I thought he had made the most jumps on the drive because everything people brought up had his name associated to it.

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>>52201068

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>>52201393
>Don't go grabbing all the high tier cooking perks you can get.

>>52201380
>Those 400cp perks
Man, those look pretty good. The 600cp perks must be really awesome!

>>52201262
Didn't someone already make a jump of this setting?

>>52201444
Yep, DDanon did.

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>>52201150
>>52201402
Item sections are the bane of my existence.

>>52201419
Including the one just now, I have seven claims.

>>52201027
Everyone for themselves, except for Supper time. Usually around 5:00 or so relative to the current Jump, every single one of my Companions convenes at the Warehouse, and we sit down and have a large supper. I do most all of the Cooking, allowing Companions to assist if show interest. I have that Undertale Cooking Perk that lets you make any food you cook healthy when cooked with magic, so I often serve what would ordinarily be severely unhealthy foods, like Greasy, Dinner-style Burgers and Fires, or large assortments of exotic, Tempura'd Veggies and Fish.

>>52201027
I cook breakfast every morning, and my specialty is food that is meant to be chopped up and served all in one bowl. Hash, breakfast rice dishes, porridge.

My companions take turns for the rest of the meals, but my jumper needs less sleep, so mornings are his time.

>>52201444
Yes.

>>52201444
DDAnon's claims/jumps don't count, because fuck him.

>>52201444
DDanon did, but the thread refuses to acknowledge it because he made it after he became an asshole and was throwing a temper tantrum about not being able to add lewd jumps to the drive.

>>52201467
Dirge's claims/jumps don't count, because fuck him.

>>52201419
Okay now you're just trolling. There are hundreds of jumps.

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>>52201432
>Not traveling across the multiverse, learning under masters of the art, slowly incorporating their techniques and improving your own.
>After tens of millennia, not achieving enlightenment and reaching Food Nirvana.
>Getting cooking skills downloaded straight into your mind.
It's like you've never even cooked.

>>52201477
You're free to replace any of them if you want. He said so himself. If you aren't willing to put out then kindly keep this to yourself

>>52201481
About 730, I believe.

>>52201472
And yet nowadays lewd jumps are completely fine and accepted.

>>52200855
https://www.cavestory.org/forums/threads/kageryushins-infamous-sermon-upon-yanderekology.1609/

>>52201472
So there's nothing actually wrong with the jump itself?

>>52201485
Your reasoning is entirely different from his.

>>52201457
All that time and this is all you have to show for it? I thought you were making this as big as Xenosaga and that's why you needed time, but this is just disappointing.

>>52201477
>Dirge's claims/jumps don't count, because he has said that other people can make their own jumps for them if they want to.
FIFY

>>52201504
It's kind of shitty. Like not truly awful, but it could be a lot better by more than half.

>>52201499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FopyRHHlt3M

>>52201432
You know how some cooking perks are "you can make anything taste great" or "make boiled water taste good."
Well I bought all of them.

>>52201496
Above 764, which is the current point my chain's at.

>>52201481
Made the most jumps, not made most of the jumps. Seriously, take a moment to read things before you rush to respond.

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>>52201320
Thank you. It's not going to be another Ogre Battle, but I hope it'll turn out good.

>>52201389
The single Origin seems to make the most sense given the source material. Plus it frees me up to think a little outside the box on the Jump format, which helps.

>>52201027
Generally about three or four times a week, depending on how the chore rotation works out and events in the world are going. There's only five of us with thumbs all the time so that limits the options somewhat. Breakfasts and Dinners are family affairs whenever possible while Lunches tend to be grabbed on the run. I end up with more cooking shifts than the others because I enjoy it and hate doing laundry, so it's a trade off.

I specialize in breads and meat dishes, but I have a wild love affair with desserts of all kinds. I am also not allowed to use magic in the kitchen anymore. Ever.

One of these days I'm going to get the Four Amigos some thumbs so they can take their turn in the kitchen. For non-cookers, they are awfully fussy with their desired meals.

>>52201444
Essentially what the others said. Since it was open for replacement and I needed something to break my writer's block on my other projects, I picked it up.

>>52201504
I... wouldn't say that. At all. But I'm also trying not to be rude.

>>52201524
Huh, really? Wow, that's a lot of jumps.

>>52201529
What's the context of that image?

>>52201491
I'm using another removed jumpmaker to point out why that guy's comment about DDanon is stupid. I don't use either DD or Dirge's jumps period, so what happens to them doesn't affect me.

>>52201403
Not YJ_Anon?! Haven't heard that name in a while... Thanks for the heads up, anon.

>>52201441
I'll repost what I've already posted in thread real quick, although I did decide to buff one of the old 100 CP Vigilante perks (Friend of the Police) a bit and moved it to 200 CP, replacing it with this:

The Flying Jumper- Well, you might as well be flying; you’re extremely acrobatic, and can somehow swing from building to building with a grappling hook without breaking your arm or tearing it out of its socket. You’re also more than capable of using your dexterity in a fight, almost dancing between the blows of your less skilled opponents. Maybe you learned this by watching Batman’s sidekick? (100 CP, free Bat-Family/Vigilante)

And here's the other 200 CP Vigilante perk while I'm at it:

Disappearing Act- You’re extremely good at staying unheard and unseen when you want to be, almost seeming to merge into the shadows and letting you get the drop on almost anyone. Your knowledge of stealth also allows you to pull off an unusual trick of Batman’s; with almost preternatural skill, you’re capable of finding a hiding spot or rushing silently out of sight in the span of a few seconds; enough time that a person could be looking at you, turn away, and look back and not find a single trace of where you went. (200 CP, discount Bat-Family/Vigilante)

And the other stuff: http://pastebin.com/jZhPdryn

>>52201539
and I'm missing quite a few, like Dirge's recent numbers and also just barely getting to the Paradox Strategy jumps.

>>52201547
So then keep it to yourself.

>>52201515
Could we just go ahead and replace all the other 'kinda shitty' jumps on the drive then?

>>52201554
>like Dirge's recent numbers
Because they don't count. Stop trying to start shit. The list of jumps has always only been jumps on the drive, or are you just trying to drag THA into shit as well now?

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>>52201546
I have no idea. Just something I picked up wandering the internet. Have another!

>>52201504
On a technical level, no. It works... technically.
But it is very bland and... lacking is the best I can describe it.
A small sign of that is that it's only 3 pages long.

>>52201568
It's not on the drive, anon. We didn't allow it on there.

>>52201568
Here's the thing that jump isn't on the drive. That's the deal.
It never made it on.

>>52201575
>implying you aren't trying to start shit as well

>>52201568
It's not on the drive.

>>52201516
Please don't deny reality.

>>52201579
Whoa, man, he ignored contact damage just like that?

>>52201579
Brutal.

>>52201548
Oh hey, cool. I'm going to be taking a look at this, now.

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Are you guys are really going to do this again?
Because my god we can't go a fucking week without this can we.

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WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH
WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH

YEAH YEAH YEAH

>>52201588
>>52201608

And now you know why to take everything that happens here with a grain of salt and just don't. Ever. Post.

Nothing gets through here without causing an argument. We just can't.

>>52201596
I'm not "denying reality". Or have you forgotten that last time someone tried to get a lewd jump on the drive, multiple threads were consumed by shitstorms?

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>>52201599
>MFW

>>52201602
Yeah, pixel animations are getting pretty impressive lately.

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>>52201613
/jc/ Music Night?
I THINK SO

here's jumper's workout music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_5FkCs6n_A

>>52201581
Yet now the setting is allowed. When are we getting out CoC jump?

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>>52201608
When you jumpchain, your suffering will be legendary even in Hell.

>>52201529
Does causing outrage and breaking rules really inspire you that much as a writer, or was it rather spite for not being allowed to jump mindless porn?

>>52201627
I do remember the last time, it's this Katawa Shoujo jump, which is suffering no major complaint. I'm not seeing the multiple shitstorms you promised.

>>52201643
I love /jc/ Music Night!

Super Villain Jumper singing to the local setting's population: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byYi9mGfigY

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>>52201666

>>52201529
Looks like you've got the guy that drove out Dirge on your ass with your latest project. Can't say I envy you.

>>52201688
No, that guy is busy whining about his jumps above.

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Time for a classic that I've found appropriate the last thousand threads.

Ahem.

Shoot your body
Into the moonlight
Even if I
Tried to cancel
Oh, the pictures
Into the mind
There's a flashing in my eyes.

Don't you see my
Commission?
The picture?
There's com- and runn-ing again,
Can't you see now
Emotions
Riding into your mind...?

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>>52201680
I GOT MAH JAM RIGHT HERE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXpb2TY_P7o

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>>52201643
I'll get in on that. I just found a pretty catchy version of Spider Dance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW-Jr4M4w90

>>52201656
Please add your salt to the pile collecting in the garage. Maybe I'll use it for making moose jerky later.

>>52201688
I think it's Anti-Lewd Anon actually. But it doesn't bother me.

>>52201698
Now THIS I can dance to.

>>52201718
You seem more the type to jerk off a moose than to make moose jerky.

>>52201722
>people screaming for his jumps to be removed and two groups of people who call each other shitposters.

So you're taking thread at face value when we've proven more-or-less willing to whine about literally everything in existence?

>>52201718
Honestly, who wouldn't be 'salty' about this thread turning into CYOA general with its constant calls for porn jumps?

>>52201736
So he's the shitposter pretending to be someone else. Don't reply.

>>52201548
This looks really good! Some sort of super willpower/discipline/determination/manic-focus perk wouldn't be out of place here, if you're still trying to fit things in - it's a very common type of perk, sure, but it fits the setting and characters to a T.

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WHEN THE FUCK IS MAHVEL

>>52201722
If you're that new then you shouldn't post at all.
You fell for people lying through their teeth to make someone that can't defend themselves look bad.

>>52201722
He's literally the second coming of christ. Sinful autists decided to excute him in cold blood, but 3 years from now he'll return from the dead and offer those who were faithful salvation.
It's not too late to ask for forgiveness anon.

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Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this place before!
(Higher on the street!)
And I know it's my time to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Whooooaaa!!

Déjà Vu!
I've just been in this time before!
(Higher on the beat!)
And I know it's a place to come home!
Calling you!
And the subject's a mystery!
(Standing on my feet!)
It's so hard when I try to believe!
Yeeeaaaaaah!!

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>>52201778

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>>52201778

>>52201728
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>52201816
Right, I forgot that they just legalized bestiality in Canada. Of course a Canadian wouldn't consider it an issue.

>>52201752
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>52201728
What if I am the moose being jerked off to?

>>52201824
Oh, please. Like you've never jerked a moose off.

>>52201832
A ninja, obviously.

>>52201847
There's a reason that Americans are called "yanks," after all.

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>>52201832
Some guy who helps people make videos of people playing games. Apparently.

>>52201824
>he's never been held at hoof point by a moose until he jerked it off.

>>52201698
>>52201778
>>52201794

>tfw still no Initial D jump

>>52201751
Yeah, I might need to make it a general perk though. Good idea though, thanks!

Anyways, it's getting late over here and the 400 CP Drop In perks aren't quite ready to show off. But I have one last thing to show for the night before I turn in...

Ketchup and Mustard Guns- Used by the “conceptual” Condiment King, the Sultan of Sauce and Prince of Pickles, during his crime spree. These two weapons fire streams of ketchup and mustard from two large tanks, which are worn on the back; your opponents won’t relish meeting you, as the guns spray with enough force to throw a grown man several feet if fired at close range. But if that doesn’t cut the mustard you’ll also receive several packages of hot sauce for your reign of terror. Your supplies of ketchup, mustard, and hot sauce will replenish over time. If you wish, you may also receive the rest of the Condiment King’s outfit. (50 CP)

>>52201847
The moose does not exist in most of America.

>>52201869
No. It would be best for everyone to pretend that game doesn't exist.

>>52201869
Not good. I'd prefer not to be disappointed yet again.

>>52201457
Would nanite repair still work if you weren't a robot?

>>52201888
I'm hoping it won't be as terrible as ME3
>>52201891

>>52201869
More women who look like men.

>>52201881
Mind=Blown

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>>52201877

>>52201894
Yes.

>>52201869
I expect bad things, honestly I don't expect anything good from bioware anymore. Also I expect that at best I'll pirate the game because fuck EA.

>>52201939
>it's getting far more frequent too.

Because idiots like you KEEP. BITING. THE BAIT.

>>52201954
Just realize he's shitposting and ignore him already.

>>52201939
You are making it worse. Stop.
That thing you don't like other people doing? You're doing it right now ten times harder.

>>52201794
>>52201877
>>52201915

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iooQB72zNvA

Nobody can handle the amount of DORIFTO required to make that jump.

>>52201964
Honestly that seems to be the only fucking possible way anyone could be this stupid.
Like you have to really really try to be this dumb.

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>>52201975
Is this enough?!

>>52201548
>http://pastebin.com/jZhPdryn
Servant- You’re well-versed in all the duties required of a good butler; you’re extremely skilled at doing housework, cooking, and the repair or upkeep of a home. You can make a fantastic cup of tea, and your dry witticisms and snark ensure that anyone who hires you gets their penny’s worth. (100 CP)
>You can make a fantastic cup of tea
Handing out free omnipotence, I see! I'm on to your game, YJ_Anon!
/heavy-handed sarcasm
Jokes aside, looks cool. I'm practically frothing at the mouth for the Scientist origin because muh SCIENCE.

>>52201794
Fafnir jump when?

>>52201989
Smarter than you if you're falling for it.

>>52201877
https://youtu.be/N2CKKV4Z44A

>>52202004
Not really It's pretty obvious what's going on.
Pretending to be retarded stopped being an effective technique in 2009.

>>52201999
Just delete every namefag and personality while we're at it.

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>>52202021
Motherfucker.

Bleach
> Age: ????
> Location: Valley of Screams [Rolled5]
> Origin: Bount [-100CP]
> Potential Maximization [-200CP]
> Silver Tongued Jin [Get a Freebie!]
> Soul Eater [-200CP]
> Bount Crest [-300CP]
> Weird Science [-200CP]
> Companion: Yoshino Soma [Get a Freebie!]
> A Way Out: Iron Seal [Get a Freebie!]
> Portal [Get a Freebie!]
> Tite Clothing [Get a Freebie!]
> Hell Butterfly [Get a Freebie!]
> Meta-Console [-100CP]
> Bount Mansion [Get a Freebie!]
> Mysterious Blueprints [-200CP]
> Ten More Years! [+100CP]
> Normal Friends [+200CP]

Farewell, my Fullbring powers. I shall miss you.
I actually really like the Fullbringers. They had neat personalities and quirky lateral thinking type powers, and they've got the whole underdog thing going for them both from a power levels and story perspective. They're my favorite filler villains.
It's just too bad they're not actually filler.

But I digress. The powers list here for Fullbringers are not great, and I've already been a Hollow, and I'll chew off my right arm before I become a Quincy or a Soul Reaper, so we're doing this.
Actual filler villains are go!
We're doin it!
WE'RE PLAYIN THE FEUD.

So, hey, did you know that dolls are supposed to be equivalent to a soul reaper's sword? Like, their manifestation of power and how it relates to the owner is the same. At least, that's what the wiki says. Of course, that was stated before the asauchi were revealed to be a thing.

>>52202021
That jump's going to be majorly updated soon, just FYI.

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>>52202050
But if that were to be taken at face value, that would say very interesting things about a possible fusion between a doll and hollow powers.
The primary difference between the two (aside from dolls not showing the same power reach), is that dolls are far more autonomous (to the point that it's possible for them to attack their owner), and the ritual required to create them utilizes expenditure of elements made up of a human body (iron, magnesium, etc) as opposed to the zanpakto soul mashup. In addition, there are similarities in a Bount and a Hollow's consumption of souls in order to gain power.
At the very least, I think this shows an interesting path of research.

Anyway, I'm a Bount.
Jin's kindof sad, in retrospect. He was all, "I want to destroy Soul Society for VENGEANCE!", and then he gets, like, Bankai level powers, and declares that he is strong enough to destroy Soul Society! And it's like, HAH! Haha. No. No, Jin.
You were not even close.
So, I think it's safe to let Jin do whatever the fuck he wants to do, since it's doomed to fail anyway.
That said, I'll probably go out of my way to save Yoshino, seeing as she's also supposed to die by canon.
I mean, I wouldn't get my free companion otherwise!
You're a filler character, Yoshi. Nobody cares if you have to put up with my shit.

So, research, save a lady, what else.
I guess since I'm showing up ten years early, it'd be pathetically easy to become a trusted cast member ...

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>>52202066
Doll: "Ceebee"
> Living Form: Leafeon XL
> Weapon Form: Chaosbringer
> Material Composition:
> + Flesh [Get a Freebie!]
> + Wood [-100PP]
> + Reishi [-200PP]
> Weapon Creation [Get a Freebie!]
> Elementalism [Get a Freebie!]
> Sticky Stuff [-200PP]
> Fusion [-500PP]

Right, the Doll. Ceebee is my sword, Chaosbringer. From Dissidia. Chaosbringer has the ability to consume other swords to gain their power. Which is HILARIOUSLY broken in this setting.
Additionally, its doll powers from this jump give it the power to extract spiritual energy from people and even the space around it for a power boost.
I also imported it as that demon spear thing in Hero BBS, and as a device in Nanoha, so it's got a bitchin' demonic core eye thing in its chest and has the mind of a demon king.
And also it's living form is a Leafeon, because Leafeons are cuddly.

With combined Flesh/Reitsu/Wood elements, I think that would make a pretty good approximation of... whatever the fuck Soul Reapers are made of. Reitsu and Flesh, I guess. But also with Leafy bits.
Probably not the strongest thing to make a doll out of, but it's CUTE and that's what matters.

... so. Right. What was I talking about?

>>52202058
MOTHERFUCKER.

>>52201989
If he's new, it's not that stupid for him not to have a clue who Dirge is. Dirge himself was only active in bursts, basically would show up, dump 5 jumps, then leave. That and he'd always do it just as a thread was about to die, so he barely had any thread presence at all. If you didn't like one of the niche settings he turned into jumps, it's very likely that you'll go through entire chains without stumbling on his work.

I don't think many people here at all know what Dirge is like personally, and since people just shitpost all the time now, it's actually kind of reasonable not to have a clue who he is. I think most IRC fags don't even know what Dirge's chain is like.

>>52202090
I just remember when he used to actually be friendly.

Now it seems like, even in SB, he doesn't give a shit about remotely anyone.

>>52202080
Bounts are keeping their customization, supposedly, with Shinigami just having a lot of canon examples and OCs to give you a guideline for how to make up your own. Don't remember what the deal with the others was gonna be.

So, you're probably gonna be fine.

Would now be a good time to post a jump WIP?

>>52202212
Always.

>>52202212
Depends on the jump JK yes

>>52202125
Except he was never friendly. Dirge as a jumpmaker was remarkably distant and it was really obvious that he put up a facade most of the time to put up with people. That was part of his niche as a jumpmaker, the fact that he could do everything standalone, with minimal input from the community. Hell, he even said it specifically with every dump that he was merely doing it as a courtesy. If you ever spoke to him in PMs you'd know the grievances he had, we just convinced him to put up with all the shit and hope things would get better. When it didn't, he stopped trying.

There are plenty of people who can tell you that Dirge didn't give a shit about people, he only cared about writing and improving on the writing. If you thought he was friendly, you just got fooled by his facade. It's very apparent who he does care about as a friend and those individuals have never changed.

>>52202212
It's always a good time for that.

>>52202212
It never isn't a good time.

>>52201062
Boosted gear. While I think the dragon aspects to it are cool they really are and have some of the better powers, the ability to have a gauntlet that shouts "BOOSTO" while increasing your power is too cool to pass up.

>>52202125
As the guy who kept getting harassed and yelled at about Air Gear even after a year, I can tell you this.

Yours is a nice sentiment, but it's far from the fucking truth.

>>52202226
You got baited. >>52202125 is shitposting, and it's obvious because Dirge only posts once every two weeks on SB, if not once a month.

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Alright, well. I've been working on this since November and I really, really wanted it to be a surprise, but I'm at the point where I need some feedback since I have so many scattered ideas, and I really want this to be perfect.

Also, sorry in advanced for it being messy. Like I said I have a lot of scattered ideas.

>>52202255
You can buy all of the Longinus anyways. I think the table refers to 'normal' SGs.

>>52202262
Great, so Dirge harassed both OAA and Red. Is there any jumpmaker that he didn't scream at until they thought of leaving?

>>52202212
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

>>52202262
>yelled at about Air Gear
Big tittied rollerblade sluts when?

>>52202326
When either somebody else picks it up, or after WoW and Protoss are finished.

Out of all the files that got trashed, that one out of them was salvageable.

And if somebody does pick it up, I wish you luck. Ikki and his team are some of the most unlikeable protags I have read.

Also looking at thread as of now rather than skimming, I REALLY should not have posted.

Would it be possible to use Conjoined Conjures to make D&D divine magic into something that doesn't need prep and is powered by my own mana instead of a god?

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>>52202279
>Batman Beyond jump by KOTOR
>Along with a B:TAS jump by YJ_Anon

>>52202352
Well you could probably do the first part although I've no idea about the second.

>>52201899
I swear to fucking god. Cassandra a shit.

Still hit that in the game, though.

>>52202279
My first reaction is this >>52202353
But also now we need you and YJ_Anon to agree on a 0cp continuity 'drawback'.

That would make it perfect.
Also I'm going DOUBLE SCIENTIST ALL THE WAY!
It's gonna be so beautiful. I might cry.

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...I've been working on this for a few months. The claim a while ago was just me checking that I wasn't about to drop a jump someone else had a claim for. It aint nothing special, but enjoy?

>>52202345
You know, despite having stopped jumpmaking, I'm almost willing to pick up Air Gear. I mean sure Kogarasumaru are assholes except for the girl that gets replaced by Obama, and the series is completely insane. But I do love it. I would be tempted to add an Oh Great! perk that lets you cause absurd escalation to happen in any jump.

>>52202279
Neat. Haven't seen this show in years.

>>52202345
People have a right to know the truth behind things, if he harassed you, there's no reason why people should still be defending him like they do. I don't think even the other jumpmakers that the thread screams about have stooped as low as personal attacks. The more people talk about this guy the more I see these stories about how he harassed people or attacked people over jumps.

>>52202388
I'll toss you what I salvaged if you do take up the rollerblade cause.

WHO POWERS AN ORBITAL TOWER WITH ROLLERSKATES.
WHOOOOOOOOOOO.

>>52202392
So go through the archives and find evidence to cite. I don't think anyone is going to assume you're anything but the shitposter faking being calm until you do.

For example, me. I say you're the shitposter trying a different angle.

It's okay though, someone will mention Red soon and you'll be back to frothing at the mouth.

>>52202371
I thought that it was more than obvious it'd be included.

Also, while I appreciate the positive reception, I really need some suggestions on what to include. Don't be afraid to throw item or perk suggestions at me.

Also I'm not sure weather or not I should include the Machine background since it doesn't really mesh well with the other options.

>>52202412
I'll reread the series and get back to you. Chances are slim that I'll pick it up.

>>52202455
Aight. Fair enough.

>>52131388
Previously,
>Bata is not a bad nickname
Now back to the 'chain.

Anon's bizarre jumpchain #13:
Gravity Falls

Origin: Charlatan
Age: 15
- I feel like cuteness perk would work pretty weirdly if I was 40 something.

Location: 6. Suburbs

Perks:
opening sequence
Tales designed
Widdle ol' jumper (900)
- You know, mentally being over 100 and even physically being a teenager makes this perk really weird.

Can't con a con man (700)
never take me alive (400)
fixin' it with jumper (300)
Hidebehind (100)
- I am the night.

Items:
Book of codes (50)
merchandise
president's key (-50)
-This seems pretty overpowered for its price, but how many USA's are there in the multiverse?

House
photocopier (-250)
- ... Again, seems rather overpowered.

Lifetime supply of sweaters (-300)
Trust someone (-600)
Mary (Mystery kid):
Age: 13
Perks: where is it, dipper depths, MANLY, monster physique: endurance

Dal (mystery kid):
Age: 9
Perks: Where is it, journalist, dipper depths

Tale (Local)
Age: 23
Perks: High tech hootenany, fixin it with jumper, lumberjack games, tales designed

Nym (Journal entry):
Perks: Dream demon, minions, cosmetic appearance change

Mimi (Drop in):
Perks: Match made, arts and crafts master, open minded, fixin' it

Drawbacks:
Journal page in all journals (-300)
Let's make a deal (0)

Well, this was not a fun situation. But hey, Bill was expressed whenever mentioned to not be trusted in the journals, and people trusted him all the time! And i'm completely harmless! At least, I was then. I wasn't even sure I could die.

Good thing that I didn't have to make many deals. Nym's dream demon status made communication with everyone easy, and we managed to nab the interdimensional rift and prevent Bill from starting weirdmageddon. Bill is still out there somewhere, but nothing happened in my stay, so let the world catch fire. Not my job to put it out.

>>52201027
I have used the bride stories food perk as much as I can get away with.

>>52202373
Okay, I just got done reading just the first origin's line of perks. You're offering the kind of durability to survive being used as a bullet to crack a planet in half.....in a jump where you just have to make a hang glider cover a certain amount of distance.

>>52202434
It's public knowledge that OneArmedAnon was working on Protoss and Air Gear. I don't see why OneArmedAnon has any reason to lie about Dirge harassing him. Are you trying to insinuate that he's lying? You could ask him yourself and he might have IRC logs proving that Dirge harassed him. I don't think he'd make a claim like that without evidence.

>>52202507
Funny how suddenly it's my job to find evidence. Nope! Nice try. Thank you for playing.

>>52202507
You disgust me.

>>52202498
>If you were moving fast enough

>>52202507
I like to imagine that you wear a diaper when posting so that you never have to leave your chair when shitposting.

>>52202498
He's an SB-er. If he didn't offer ridiculous perks that kept the jump balanced with other jumps he'd get devoured alive on the other forum.

>>52202535
I'm talking about the durability anon. Reread my post. He's offering the durability to survive planet cracking force without a scratch.

>>52202555
I legit did not expect this in a Learn to Fly jump. Just....jesus.

>>52202533
>>52202524
Because I chose to take OAA's words at face value? OAA has never done anything to make me think that he'd lie about this, and unlike Dirge, he doesn't have any prior drama with other jumpmakers. You come off as pointlessly defending somebody who left you in favor of somebody who's still here.

>>52202565
...I do acknowledge that it's kinda OP. That said, being bullshit durable is the sandbag's entire shtick.

But, it scales to speed. If aren't capable of going that fast, and, if you aren't currently going that fast, you aren't that durable.

>>52202605
You are the worst.

>>52202613
It's a game.

About getting a gods-damned penguin.

Into the air.

>>52202613
The perk says nothing about it scaling based on your current speed. You need to go through this and seriously rethink a bunch of this if you want to make this a real jump.

There's tons of stuff in here that just feels like a shopping list of perks with only a slight connection to the actual game as more of an excuse for them being there.

>>52202623
So now you've just broken down to insulting anyone who dares to even question your favorite jumpmaker.

>>52202373
>Hangar Bay
Literally a Warehouse to attach to your Warehouse... Man, what the fuck even.

>>52202741
Who is that guy? I keep seeing him in gifs and webms around here.

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>>52202759
That's Maximilian_DOOD, a streamer who decided to gift us with a glorious bevy of his reaction faces during a stream for the Switch launch.

I may have edited a bunch of them into .webms and distributed to everyone I know who frequents these threads.

>>52202773
So, what you are saying is that a custom Tegra processor is awesome?

So, just curious, but why are the supplements on the drive if they're not considered valid?

>>52202865
Because back when they were first uploaded, everybody threatened to riot if they weren't saved.

>>52202874
And also threatened to riot whenever someone suggested using one.

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>>52202711
Just... really? Why would you do this, anon?

>>52202888
Riots also break out in response to those threatening to riot.

>>52202888
And then rioted anyway.

We seem to have a lot of riots.

Is this the same guy who spammed furry porn in the thread a while back?

>>52202907
Probably.

>>52202874
Oh, okay. Huh. Weird.

>>52202926
You get used to it.

>>52202907
It's was a fairly popular thread derailing technique.
I don't think you can really pin this on anyone specific.

86. Kirby's Dreamland
Location: Bubbly Clouds
Origin: Star Warrior, Age: 16
Copy Power: Bow
Perks: Vacuum Immunity, Hyperactive Metabolism, Dream Power, Star Knight (Bow)
Vehicles: Battleship

So, I just fight the bizarre eldritch abominations as they appear and in the meantime I live in the fluffy cloudlands? Sounds like a good deal, really. I even have a skyboat to help out, but I can't imagine using it to it's full potential. Maybe ramming away the outer shell of the creatures when and if they have one. Frankly, we have Kirby and he's usually good enough to handle anything. If he gets lost you can just leave a trail of candies back to the path and he'll fall back on track.

Still, I need to figure out a way to get this ship into the fogbank around the Archipelago by skimming it across the water, without crashing into one of the islands or sinking the thing to the bottom of the sea. So, between attempts and repairs I can try about once a month. Just skimming a giant spaceship across the ocean water without letting it sink.

I think I like the simplicity of this place.

>>52202373
>infinitely-scaling durability
>in a game about hang-gliding penguins
Can you not? I mean, it's a decent idea, but it's hardly appropriate for this jump.

>>52202905
Ah we're all secretly french that explains a lot

>>52202998
God, I hope not. There's no European people more disgusting than the French.

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>>52202998
Anon, just accept your heritage.

>>52202905
Really the only time we stop rioting is so another riot can break out.

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>>52202998

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I updated CATastrophe.

http://pastebin.com/NM93BU9e

Added seafood banquets. Other than that its same as before.

>>52203079
>Added seafood banquets
Why?

>>52203099
Because he felt like it

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>>52203099
Don't you like seafood?

>>52202373
>Skullcracker, Planetbuster
Wow, pretty cool, thread OP. So, with two perks, durability that scales with speed and speed that scales with durability, you have infinite speed. With infinite durability and infinite speed, you can leave the Speed Force in the dust and kill God Almighty by being in every single point of space and time simultaneously.

>>52203129
No, the smell of fish makes me ill.

>>52203079
Lol, it's gonna be hilarious watching the SBers scramble to find out what you changed.

>>52203157
Why would they, Catastrophe wasn't a very special jump by their standards to begin with.

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>>52201062
It's like dejavu

I believe in you Heavens! Do your best!

>>52203157
Why do you care so much about SB?

>>52202373
>>52203135
Where did you get infinitely scaling from?
Or the perk that scales speed with durability?

Honestly I'm suprised more people haven't made a big deal over the fact you can be made of dark matter and selectively take advantage of it. Like damn son that's absurd.

>>52203202
Same reason why people care about Dirge or Red or whatever other shitposting topic there is to shitpost about.

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>>52203079
>Biggest Seafood Banquet
>Enough Seafood to feed 1000 people
Oh, Manyfist, why must you tempt me so...

>>52203129
Not that anon, but I love it.

>>52203208
Nobody fucking cares about Dirge or Red, it doesn't count as a circlejerk when you're the only one jerking off, you nit.

>>52203205
Not him, but probably Friction Modulation from Worm, which lets you go as fast as your durability permits.

>>52203215
Two threads devoted to shitstorms g about them says otherwise.

>>52203215
Oh good, so you barely managed to miss the point.

>>52203231
>>52203234
Now that's circlejerking.

>>52203220
Oh for some reason I thought he meant that it was also in that jump.
GHQ has a similar perk too, but I'm pretty sure that FTL speeds would require additional methods to achieve in either case.
At least in universes that make sense.

>>52203231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3cGfrExozQ

It applies

>>52203231
I'm pretty sure you could set up a counter for how many threads go by without one of those two being used for shitposting or whining and the counter will never go past 2 at most. When you even have other namefags contributing to the shitposting, that's when you know it's real stupid.

>>52203255
Neither Bleach nor Worm "make sense", anon. Or at least, physics looks the other way in both of them.

>>52203252
Do you even know what circlejerk means or are you just spewing out catchy slang? The point was that nobody fucking cares about namefags just as nobody fucking cares about SB, and somehow you mix that up with >>52203231?

So, the Megaman Zero jump says that you may find Ciel again only if you complete ZX, but I'm not seeing a ZX jump anywhere on the drive. Am I just missing it or what?

>>52203302
It doesn't exist. Perhaps Reploid will one day return and complete the prophesy, but until then it is lost to time.

>>52203210
How can you tolerate the disgusting smell?

>>52203316
Oh, that's a shame. Thanks for letting me know, anon.

>>52203329
Eh, you get used to it after a while.

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>>52203329
Fish smells good. Tastes even better.

>>52203387
It smells like metal, slime, and rotten chicken. How people think that's 'good' vexes me.

>>52203387
Try river carp in Australia. Or just try eating mud for that matter.

>>52203426
>Eating carp

Carp is a trash fish. You want catfish, bass, crappie, pike, walleye, perch, trout, salmon. All good freshwater fish good for eating. Catfish is easy to fish for because they're so chill, just put some stinky bait in the water and wait. If catfish comes along at swallows the bait. Reel it in.

Bass, Crappie & Perch are predators that are more active. You really gotta get their attention which they'll chase your bait & swallow. Crappie & Perch love the weeds so they can easily tangle your line if not careful.

IDK much about Salmon, Trout or Walleye fishing.

>>52203476
Why are you calling carp a trash fish when catfish are literally detriovores?

>>52203424
>Not enjoying the taste of mercury in the morning

>>52203483
Some of them. There's over 30 species of Catfish. Here in the US there's a few that are sought after for catching.

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>>52203476
Bayou here, can confirm that catfish is tasty. Also salmon.
I actually don't think I've eaten the other kinds of fish, though.

... shrimp is also a type of seafood, though. And crabs and lobster! And clams!
Lobster is really good. Also alarmingly cheap if you live nearby the ocean. But that can be said of most seafood.

I've also eaten alligator, but that's way more bayou than ocean.
It's just okay. Kinda chewy.

>>52202371
>We need another jumpmaker to agree for a continuity drawback

Yeah, stop pulling new rullings out of your ass

>>52203657
Where's the actual list of rulings? It's becoming pretty obvious we need to attach community rules to the OP.

87. Generic Virtual World
Age: 21, Origin: Programmer
Location: Red LED District
Perks: White Hat, Data Breaker, Coding Zen, Word of Flynn, Similar Subsystems, Exploitation Now
Items: Limited Edition Avatar, Augmented Reality Layering, Simsuit
Drawbacks: Finger On The Pulse

So, here is the plan: We shove the Trolls into the ghost holes and use their data as seals to stop the emerging afterlife from ending the world as we know it. This takes pretty much all the perks I bought here to get near accomplishing, and even then I'm relying on hundreds of wares to pick up the slack.

I have a specific job in every battle against a troll: first I take advantage of Exploitation Now, Similar Subsystems, Data Breaker, and Coding Zen, throwing in some spiritual awareness/sensory boosting perks, to break holes in the trolls defenses, then the real combat begins and a rush of Beta Testers, AIs and wares are sent through the breach and into war with the creature itself. I keep on creating and exploiting weaknesses and sending troops in. Then, when they're weak we shove them into the hole in the afterlife and I nearly crash the server converting them into a sealing being using all the perks bought here, the hacking perks I've picked up through my chain, my ability to channel energy through my stand, and several purifying perks.

It doesn't get any easier as we go through every server to handle their damn ghost problem, and building an army of beta testers, wares, and hackers to counteract the issue got us labeled as the Disaster in year 8, just before the fight with Pirate Admiral Penny Burgess. Penny was one of the four human great trolls, and the only one still attached to his human body. I was the first person to intentionally induce physical/data body separation. It could no longer be considered some strange accident. They took five minutes to decide to shut down the server temporarily, but by then we had scattered across the VW. I never heard from any who stayed again.

>>52202373
No.

>>52202373
>A few months
>For something this small
>For something this awful
>For something this obviously shopping list power grabby
We've been getting spoilt by Heavens and Val lately haven't we?

>>52203790
The funny thing is, BLADE just showed with Wind Waker, that he's capable of making non-shit jumps in a reasonable amount of time. Honestly, this comes off a a huge power-grab, and it's almost insulting.

>>52203790
What were you expecting, a hundred page long jump? Outside of some powergrabby options it isn't bad.

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>>52203657
>This guy posted over 2 hours ago.
>The matter was already handled by the jumpmaker
>I BETTER SAY SOMETHING SO TO LET HIM KNOW HOW WRONG HE IS
>AND ALSO SO I FEEL RELEVANT
It'd be adorable, if it wasn't so sad.

>>52203836
Wasn't expecting a 9 page jump that's transparently just an excuse for him to make certain perks to buy.

>>52203883
How is it any different from most of the people in this thread?

>>52203894
Welcome to jumpmaking. This isn't much different than many of the jumps on the drive.

>>52203917
Cute but no.

>>52203883
Not him, but here, there's no custom against replying to "old" posts. Especially not when they're only 2 hours old. Also, even if the matter was handled by the jumpmaker, it's perfectly reasonable to condemn bad behavior. You know, so anyone unfamiliar with all our rules knows that's not one of them.

>>52203836
There's not enough in the setting to justify a jump. At most, it should be a gauntlet.

>>52203937
Strip away the flowery language, and every jump is just an excuse to get some perk or some waifu. Or are you going to suggest that most of the jumps on the drive are intricate writing prompts for new fiction?

>>52203917
Blatant power grabs are bullshit. This is a blatant power grab. No plot, easy nigh-omnipotence without any effort.

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>>52203958
>Or are you going to suggest that most of the jumps on the drive are intricate writing prompts for new fiction?
They're... they're not?

H-have I been doing it wrong all along?

>>52203982
No, no you have not. You are not the only one who's using them as writing prompts, to say the least.

>>52203982
I highly doubt anyone here has written and published OC based off of jumpchain. If they have, an amazon link or something would be neat.

>>52203995
It would be derivative fiction, and therefore no publisher would buy it. And the owner of the original IP would call it a derivative work and seize any profits from unauthorized work. It's not for publishing books, friend.

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>>52203995
>published
>PUBLISHED
THAT'S your goalpost? Say what you want, but I am never going to post any of my shitty 10-jump chains about people basically going insane multiple times over anywhere as long as I fucking live.

>>52203959
What's your point besides screaming at it and trying to convince everyone that it's a power grab? Are you trying to get it banned? Or are you just trying to get people to hate on Blade's work? He's put a lot more effort into this than you have if it's taken him several months.

>>52204021
You should. People would probably get a good laugh out of your writing. It's like reading Naruto fanfics by ten year olds.

>>52204022
>Put a lot more effort
>Into THIS
It's just sad.

>>52204022
Dirge, is that you?

>>52204048
Considering he's doing this for free and putting his own time into this, anyone can say he put a lot of effort into it. Even if the outcome is shit according to you, it doesn't change that he put more effort into it than you, because you put no effort into it outside of giving your expert opinion on its quality.

>>52204051
No. But could it be Golgom?

>>52204051
Dirge you have to stop.

>>52204022
Wait, hold up. Since when have we had to accept every jump that's posted to the thread in its initial state, regardless of any flaws?

>>52204066
Good for him. Doesn't stop it being shit. Effort does not equal quality.

>>52204069
Dirge you have to begin.

>>52204070
We don't. If it goes to the drive, it lingers in the WIP folder. Especially when there are heavy criticisms.

>>52204070
No one even said we have to accept any jump. You can't see the underhanded jab that the anon made about Blade's shit jumpmaking?

>>52204022
Honestly, I don't believe him when he says it's taken him several months. It seems more like a hasty attempt to cover his ass after people dug into him for making so many claims at such a slow rate of production.

>>52204051
Seriously? People are having a perfectly normal discussion about how bad Blade's jumpmaking is, and you decide to drag another shitposter into this? Wasn't the earlier shit with other namefags enough for you? Or do we need to bring up how Dirge is currently on SB shitting on OAA and Red again?

>>52204111
Trips confirmed for one sixth satan. Who's next to jump on the hate train?

>>52204095
If he writes three paragraphs a week then deletes a couple because he runs into writer's block, before attempting to start over again halfway through I can totally see it happening.

>>52204121
I think it's more that he juggles settings and everythings going to take him several months because he works on different ones each day. At least that makes sense with the amount of claims he tries for.

>>52204121
Three paragraphs a week?! That's almost two paragraphs a day! I'm left speechless in the face of such dedication.

>>52203079
How do language perks or translation perks/items/effects interact with the Regarding Languages section?

>>52204135
>paragraphs
fuck me, I meant sentences

>>52204119
Whenever somebody posts "Dirge is that you?" they're definitely shitposting. It's just as bad as the BODACIOUS BABES anon. Before long any post that even has that word will be shitposting.

>>52204158
>It's just as bad as the BODACIOUS BABES anon.
It's worse, that slut isn't trying to start arguments, just get heaven senpai to notice them, sexually.

>>52204131
If you look at it from that anon's perspective your explanation wouldn't make sense either. We've had jumpmakers in the past take several months to drop six or seven jumps. Those jumps are all generally massive, not several months for one jump that's puny.

>>52204158
>BODACIOUS BABES
>inb4 "but anon i'm physiologically addicted to a word i've only been saying for a month of my time here"

>>52203079
>Biggest Boat!
>Additionally, the boat doesn't seem to need fuel, instead drawing power from a small microfusion reactor. If it works correctly, the reactor should last indefinitely so long as it has water.
>If it works correctly
What's that about?

Jump #272:
>Ten of Pentacles (Wealth), reversed: The loss of reputation or inheritance, or the failure to pass an inheritance along to one's children.
Loss of reputation, I'd say, but mostly due to that drawback. Inevitable, really.
>Age: 18
>Location: An Unnamed City (With Docks, High Rises, Parks, And Conveniently Empty Warehouses And Construction Zones)
>Identity: Driver (-200)
Not quite a Kamen Rider, but I can work with it.
>Drawbacks: Spandex Suits And Law Suits (+200), Plot Overload (+300)
Plot crisscrossing everywhere, sure, it'll be complex, but I can deal with it. But being bogged down in the courtroom... and surely, this is not simply because I am a vigilante, but because all of the villains are trying to work through legal means. Very well; the die is cast.
>Motorbike (1100, Driver)
Firstly, if I am a R̶i̶d̶e̶r̶ Driver, I need to have something to r̶i̶d̶e̶ drive.
>Origin Item: Belt (Free, Driver)
Well, I need SOMETHING to use to transform.
>Licensed Driver (Free, Driver)
Motorcycle... attacks? This sounds promising.
>Could It Be Galgam? (1000, Driver)
It's Golgom. It's always Golgom.
>DRIVER KIIIIIIIIICK! (800, Driver)
Always nice to have a signature move.
>Augmented Spandex (700, Driver)
And all I need to do is put the Dragon Shield over it.
>Put It In Drive! Full Throttle! (400, Driver)
Ultimate attacks are useful. I'll be keeping this, you never know when it will come in handy.
>Staff Call (x2) (300)
Two companions imported as producers...
>Get Me 5 Stuntmen With Attitude (0)
...and five more brought in to form the Chroma Squad. I'm sure I'll cross paths with them from time to time.

>>52204165
Is there any rule that we can use to report those Dirge posts and get them banned?

>>52201718
D-Delet this

>>52204243
Okay. I'm not going to lie. The only way I didn't end up spending this jump in jail was using my abilities to bribe some judges. Which put a dent in my finances, and we ARE talking jumper-level finances.

But that's okay. Because over the course of ten years, I took on all the world's evils.

The king of scones. The alien mercenaries. Mole people. Even Galgam. Lawsuits were launched against me, and through the magic of high paid lawyers I prevailed, even though it tied up my time in court. They wised up and started using court dates as a diversion so they could get away with their evil plots, as well.

And boy, weren't they surprised when they discovered I could be in two (or three, or NINE!) places at once.

>>52204151
Fanwank it.

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>>52201151
Went Mental Model and charted my own path, personally.

>>52201568
I have a hypothesis that we might be better off not replacing all the "shitty" jumps. By all means make new, better ones for related IPs, but don't replace them.

If newcomers decide they want to make jumps, I think it might actually deter people from trying to start if all the jumps are elaborately-imaged mini-novels. A case of the bar being set too high, in other words.

Whereas if there are still a few dodgy ones on the drive, it might encourage people to go "At least I'm pretty sure I can do better than that, I'll take a shot at making one".

>>52204256
Man, have you ever ruled anything else? Seems like your answer is "fanwank it" to every question someone asks of you.

88. Generic Dungeon Building
Age: 19, Origin: Hero
Location: The Centerlands
Perks: To Help People!, Redemption=Life, Rising To The Challenge, For The Greater Good
Dungeon Heart: Core
Themes: Jumper's Theme, Dungeon Towns
Facilities: Inn, Bank
Monsters: Binding, Monster Safety, Humanoid Forms
Dungeon Perks: True Maze, House of Leaves
Puzzles: Temple of the Item, Skill Tests
Items: Dungeon Chests, Consequence Tablet
Drawbacks: Metacritic, Plucky Adventurers, Jumpers Nightmare

It's a training dungeon designed as a test to determine if future heroes are ready to face the monsters and villains of the world. The themes and facilities were chosen to handle a wide variety of zones and the monsters are supposed to look like people in rubber suits. The consequence tablet is meant to eject the defeated safely from the dungeon and make them drop their gear. Vendors outside the dungeon will happily sell replacements and by gear from inside the place. I rearrange areas if I feel people aren't being tested enough, and would-be merchants are welcome to set up shops in town as well, though their taxes are slightly higher than native monsters. Depending on how far you make it, you get a ranked Adventurer's License, guaranteeing a certain level of competence.

The dungeon is populated mostly by my adventuring in the overworld, defeating monsters without killing them, and then binding them to appropriate parts of the dungeon in ecosystems most closely matching their habitats. Though their biology is changed, they still mostly function similarly enough for it not to be a problem.

I just shut the dungeon down in the last year and use my hero experience to make it down to the bottom. Some of the monsters got into my powers, but overall it's not too bad. I do have the experience in getting my ass-kicked to know how to kick my own ass.

>>52204258
Why is this even a point? Jumps don't get removed from the drive even if the jumpmakers want them removed. You're never going to get replacements, shitty jumps or not.

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>>52204279
I've ruled on plenty of stuff. I just don't feel like ruling on something like this. Fanwank it. Its your damn chain, your imagination.

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>>52202373
>The Other Thing Breaks First
Wut. No.
>Non Standard Materials
Wuuut. No.
>Skullcracker, Planetbuster
Oh, is that all? NO!
>Hangar Bay.
Uh...

BLADE, it's not April 1st yet.

No, seriously, it's not April 1st yet.

>>52204244
Technically yes, but global rules 3 and 6 are both mostly up to the moderator's discretion. Though those posts arguably violate those rules, knowing that would require a moderator be aware of the pattern of behavior of the poster doing it and their general history in jumpchain threads. Also if the moderator does not consider the report to be of merit, then they can consider you to have violated rule 7. So unless a moderator decides that jumpchain is a cool thing and start watching the threads, in which case we wouldn't need to report anything anyway, you can basically expect that reporting the guy would be largely pointless.

It would actually be easier to get the bodacious babes anon banned if he were to continue, because it's far easier to see that the catchphrase is in violation of rule 3. As you would otherwise have to somehow get a moderator to understand that the guy accusing everyone of being Dirge is doing so to incite an argument(trolling as covered by rule 3), and is in general a shitposter(violation of rule 6).

And to be honest, jumpchain threads do not deserve a moderator to themselves.

>>52204256
Ok.

And this? >>52204179

I like the Banquets. This will be a nice vacation jump!

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>>52204179
Well if you don't press the button it doesn't work. Press the button, it's an archaic rune OHHNNNEEE.

Honestly just ignore the work correctly.

>>52204347
You think convincing a moderator that Dirge is basically /jc/'s version of virt would work to get all the posts related to him banned? At this point I'm sick of even seeing the word, much less anything associated with it. We've literally had everyone from namefags to anon participate in the shitfest like it's this board's mardi gras

>>52204296
Always nice to see builds. Don't think I've seen a straight hero build before, which is neat.

>>52204389
Considering how log it took for Virt to actually be banned and his reach across so much of /tg/ I do not think that would be the least bit viable. You're just going to have to try and ignore it.

>>52204390
What do you think is the most common type of build you've seen?

>>52204401
So basically we'd need the dirge shitposter to pull a bancho and start shitposting on dirge all across the generals on /tg/ if the mods are to do anything about this shitposting at all.

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>>52203476
>tfw my local fishmarket back home sells only saltwater fish because it's simply much more easy to get

I-I'll just be over here enjoying my thermometer soup and heavy metal sashimi you guys...

Also-I feel like salmon's weird in that how it's prepared matters almost as much as what season you're catching? I know that's true for all fish, but with salmon it's a dealbreaker between a lush feast or a pile of steaming garbage.

>>52203611
>spoiler

EXQUISITE TASTE!

I actually haven't tried alligator per se, they mostly cook dried strips of crocodile in soup so who knows how much of impression's spoiled by the pork/chicken stock? Had a few chunks on occasion though-tender, and the fish-pork description doesn't do it justice.

The more I hear about bayou food, the more I do a mental 180 about american cuisine. The way I heard US turtle soup made sounds hilariously exotic compared to the chinese recipes.

>>52201027
It's a second calling of mine! Partly because it's a manifestation of my nature as a refiner and preserver. But mostly because it tastes delicious.

I experiment with all kinds of cuisines, with a preference for Chinese styles just because of the sheer quantity of herbs, meats and condiments I have available. To really work in those authentic cooking conditions, I still use ceramic woks and pots. People sometimes think it's all about the sauces. It's not; I mean, yes-unicorn steak is tenderised by a spicy coating of peppercorns, garlic and rock sugar but the real secret's simple: Organic, fresh ingredients prepared with all the passion a dispassionate machine-god can muster. Stocks and cooking wines are equally important-the Bastion was a godsend-as culinary azoths, to bring out the nutrition of harder nibbles like bones and marrying them with the most succulent herbs and funghi in the multiverse.

I enjoy Korean-style hotpots/barbeques, Japanese bentos/noodles and the odd curry.

>>52204527
American food isn't just one thing really. There's a bunch of stuff that's American, just its classified under other stuff. Like you have "Chinese" food and 'Italian"...etc.

Turtle Soup is pretty good. Its something you really don't get everyday. Bayou/Cajun food is delicious.

>>52204424
Builds that take almost every drawback and no perks. Most people seem to take the Core Dungeon heart, and Nobody companions Bowie, but that's okay. It was a stupid idea anyways.
I think the only other build with perks I've seen is Konata s

>>52204527
All this dirge-posting... It's pretty bad isn't it? Almost makes you wanna move to SB, right? They don't appreciate true genius here, but that's not the case over there.

>>52204570
You could do like Wild_Card and cut down a few trees, if you catch my meaning.

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>>52204559
Admittedly I didn't know recently, yeah. For the longest time I mainly heard about pizza/burgers/steaks, the knockoff italian/french/WE DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT AMERICANISED CHINESE stuff and Mexican food.

Bayou/cajun food's a whole new dimension, man. Looking at the recipes it's almost like an uncanny valley because the style's like a lot of shanghai recipes, but the ingredients are from somewhere else entirely

>>52204570
>Bowie

Took me way too long to get that reference

Damn. Labyrinth's old, now.

>>52204570
I companioned Bowie, if that means anything to you. He reminded me of the babe.

>>52204589
>the babe

...which one?

>>52201027

jumpers daily meal plan
first breakfast.
7/5s of a 40% solution of conceptual alcohol and Sake Coconut juice , four Ten Yolk Eggs scrambled with Velveeta. Fire salt to taste

Second breakfast
5 ft.3 of fortified and refined zerg biomass, garnished with 27 Supears one whole French Toark

First Lunch
5 acres of scrap from the infinite junkyard. Five minutes of the 20% energy output of the 40 paragon resource generators I have in that one Terraria world I have dedicated entirely to them that I have reserved for this meal.

Second lunch
aggregate feed of everything posted on the Internet that day, 88 pounds of Magnetite, 2 gallons of Air Aqua

First Dinner
2 gallons of ethically obtained human blood , 2 pounds of the spice, pulled Jewel meat in King vinegar sauce on diskworld dwarf bread sandwich.
Second dinner
five whole roast BB pill bug with Melk Stardust seasoning ,5 Supears

>>52204593
The bodacious one, obviously.

>>52204593
The babe with the power.

>>52204527
>>52204583
Cajun cuisine is heavily influenced by French and Caribbean cuisine. And Caribbean cuisine was formed from a mishmish of African stuff plus some native islander stuff, IIRC. Not a food historian but that's the way I heard it went down, basically.
The end result is pretty goddamn glorious, though. Never had a Cajun dish I didn't like. Those seasonings can be really intense.

American food in general isn't really anything original, per se.
It's more like people took the ways of their forebears and adapted them to the times they lived in, and then added their own touch.

I guess the same could be said of any culture, but it feels even more true for America.

>>52204377
I read that in his voice.