> https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Post_Apocalyptic_Society_Creation_Tables
WE'RE USING THIS!
ROLL ME A 1D100 TO SEE JUST HOW MUTATED WE ARE!
Rolled 44 (1d100)
>>52186495
It looks like we're rolling with Part-Lives
>>52186509
Normie then, next?
Rolled 57 (1d100)
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>52185638
Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>52186667
>>52189070
DEMOCRATIC RAIDERS.
Aight.
>>52189085
XENOPHOBIC DEMOCRATIC NORMIE RAIDERS
Rolled 27 (1d100)
>>52189096
We need another quirk, stat!
>>52189107
assholes, perfect
Rolled 64 (1d100)
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>52189147
Gas Masks...
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>52189147
We got gas masks, and...
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>52189158
Body of Knowledge, meaning we've got various texts of information on our body, by tattoos, scarification, branding, etc.
>>52189159
and spiky as shit
Rolling now for Unique Resource
Rolled 29 (1d100)
>>52189175
Scrap is our Unique Resource. We've got a shitload of it. Since we're raiders, we can say that it's mostly plunder from raids.
Rolling for Equipment Quality.
>>52189175
Um nope, we actually got unique body mods, not Body of Knowledge (although that would be cool).
So we got body mods, probably made of spikes.
Pretty metal.
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>52189190
We run on garbage and scrap and scrap garbage. Sounds about right.
Rolling for Vehicles
Rolled 76 (1d100)
>>52189190
Ramshackle, of course. I expect nothing less of xenophobic asshole raiders whose top resource is scrap. Makes sense. Nobody wants to trade with us, so we have to steal. And nobody wants to trade with us BECAUSE we steal.
>>52189200
Oh, I see now. What should it be? Filed teeth? Pierced dicks?
>>52189219
Armored, fucking A.
Rolling for Special vehicle shit
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>52189226
So we got fricking Harpoons / grapplers and..
Rolled 72 (1d100)
>>52189226
Harpoons and Grapplers, and....
Rolled 34 (1d100)
>>52189241
TURBO CHARGED
Rolling Legendary Vehicle...
>>52189241
Almost got spikes. But we got TURBOCHARGE.
>>52189242
Shit, we got two rolls for the same thing.
Do we take both or discard polecats?
Rolled 11 (1d100)
>>52189260
Discard polecats
>>52189256
War Rig. Hell yeah.
Rolling for Other Shit
>>52189268
Hmm, let's put that eleven in to savings and start talking about /our boys/, to see where it applies.
>>52189290
So, First we gotta find a leader. We gotta be DEMOCRATIC about it, so we have two options:
1) Voting
2) Dubs
SUMMARY:
Xenophobic, asshole raiders who are very democratic.
We wear gasmasks, have spiky armor, and some sort of body modifications.
Our main resource is scrap, mostly the plunder from our raids. This reflects on our equipment quality, which is ramshackle as fuck. Think the pipe weapons from Fallout 4.
We drive armored vehicles, which I think should be a mix of old military vehicles and modified civilian cars. They're turbo-charged and have harpoons/grapplers to catch fleeing prey.
Our Flagship vehicle is a War Rig, which I think would basically be an 18-wheeler that we load all our loot into after raids, and has a bunch of cool turrets and heavy guns on it, basically acting as a battleship on land.
We sound pretty fucking dangerous and aggressive. I would think we'd be the main villain faction in whatever the setting is, terrorizing the local settlements with armored blitzkriegs.
>>52189290
It doesn't seem to apply to anything, I made the roll not realizing that there was no accompanying chart.
>>52189351
I also think we just sound like the War Boys from Fury Road for the most part.
>>52189348
I vote that dubs declares our leader, unless popular opinion is overwhelmingly in favor of someone posted. Start posting candidates, lads. Here's mine.
>>52189674
Rolled 90, 26, 33, 44, 81, 91, 74, 49, 90, 77, 58, 88, 4, 5 = 810 (14d100)
>>52189351
Testing whether it's possible to roll insane amounts of dice.
Rolling for a rivals (the roll should be 14d100)
>>52189858
Oh my god our possible rivals are too good to be true.
Fucking ghoul tribe dressing in old world clothes thinking they're old-school punks, driving with shiny old world cars and they have a motherfucking helicopter.
Oh, and they provide breeding services. My fucking god.
>>52189858
Cool, let's break this down
90=Wretched
26=Tribal
33=Dictatorship
44=Not the Lingua Franca
81=Pyromaniacs
91=Spiky
74=Jewelry
49=Punks
90=Breeders
77=Old World equipment quality
58=Classic cars, like muscle cars, roadsters, trucks, etc
88=Extra Armor
4=Shiny and Chrome
5=Chopper
So a bunch of ghoul punks with lots of pussy driving classic cars, led by a helicopter, and burning shit down. Should make for a fine rival to our heavy armor scrap raiders.
>>52189348
Rollan for this guy
>>52189986
I'mma just bumpa and reroll this guy.
>>52189942
We're dying, /boys/! We can't let the fricking ghouls overrun us!I'm kinda busy so this isn't going too well, I'll just try to bumpa.