>The evil queen plans to divorce the king and take half his

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>>52183040
I call in an expert in dealing with this sort of situation.

>>52183040
That seems like a hell of a plan.

>>52183040
Good things I've got ranks in Profession (Lawyer)!

The Contract Devils are going to be a pain to beat.

>>52183066
Came here to post this.

>the evil minor noble plans to pose as the evil queen's miraculously escaped dead son, thought to be slain from assassination in his youth
>working great until a bunch of other claimants to the dead kid's existence comes along

false dmitry take two, /tg/. wat do?

>>52183040
>when Brendan Frasier runs a game

>>52183040
C-can I marry the evil queen afterward?

>>52183201
Do you have a kingdom that would theoretically be worth someone's time to acquire half of?

>>52183066

Beat me to it.

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>>52183182

JUST

>>52183040

I would argue that the kingdom is held in trust and is not in fact a personal possession that can be considered part of the marital estate, and thus cannot be divisible.

>>52183040
If the law of this kingdom is indeed dumb enough to work like this, then I see nothing wrong with it. It's their own fault, really.

>>52183040
She's decapitated instead because the mental illness of feminism doesn't exist. Problem solved.

>>52183066
fpbp

>>52184893
>I would argue

Yeah, you would argue instead of just killing the bitch.

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>>52183040
>Marrying a woman who owns less land than you
Bad move.

>>52183040
The religious asks for the reason of divorce. Ive bribed him to shit and shes named a harlot and put in the stocks.

>>52187485
The religious head i mean

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>>52183182
Top kek

"Look Bob, we get it, you still haven't gotten over your divorce, but that's not how royal successions work; personal unions break on the basis of who is the legitimate ruler of which parts, not half. Also the alimony is for your kids, you dumb wannabe deadbeat"

JOUST

>>52188451
>personal unions break on the basis of who is the legitimate ruler of which parts
lel

>>52183040
Hell yes. She gets the north marshes which are currently being sieged by the Ulfen menace. She can deal with all the problems and I'll pay her in a pittance after the deficit.

I always wanted a buffer state between me and them!

I find a new DM. This campaign sounds terrible.

>>52188679
>implying succession laws wouldn't be jealously observed

>>52183040
>that
>evil


Uhmmm...? Like... >>>/pol/tard much??

Srsly tho fuck off. >>>/pol/

>>52189516
> that blatant of a bait
I won't bite.

>>52183182

>Fraser game
>where you lose just half

She took literally everything from him.

He barely sees his children.

>>52188542
Under rated comment LOL

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>>52183182
Damn,this is so true it's funny and sad at the same time.

>>52187389
Before marriage she owned 2/3 of what is now your kingdom

>>52191299
>Before marriage
>She owns 2/3 of the land, I own 1/3

>After marriage
>We boh own 1/2 of the land

She hasn't really thought this evil scheme out, huh?

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>>52183040
>queen
>when king is alive
>having rights

>>52188542
criminally underrated

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