Heya! It's me, Imoen.

"imoen for dick," more like

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>>52182785
*Squeak*

>>52182758
you must gather your party before venturing forth
Error: Our system thinks your post is spam.

Squeaky wheels get the kick!

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>>52182922

>>52182827
the thumbnail looks kinda like a gun

>>52183046
Fucking how?

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>>52183068

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>>52182758
I CANNOT BE CAGED

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I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man

>>52183313
I will be the last! You will go first...

My prices are the best south of Waterdeep.

my hotel is as clean as an elven arse

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EAT FLAMING...or uh, possibly frosty... DEATH!

Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!

>>52182758
Man a live action Baldur's Gate would be great.
Realistically, I hold out faint hope for something animated.

>people actually wanted Imoen incest

>>52184729
It's OK if your dad is a God. Just ask Zeus and Hera.

>>52184708
Something not animated by bioware, one would hope

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>>52182785

>>52184729
The Imoen mod was rewritten completely and finished for both SoA and ToB in 2016, it's a critically acclaimed masterpiece now.

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>>52183046
Thank God it wasn't just me.

>>52182758
No it's not. You're just a shitty photoshop of Alyson Hannigan.

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>>52185408
Ha, ye're a queer fellow.

Hey there shexy, do ya want to take a look at me tiddies?

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I wish this guy would do everyone.

What is your bhaaspawn doing now in the dnd 5th

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>>52185673
Fan fiction, getting farmed for 60 EXP. Reminder that this is a guy who toppled level 20 BBEGs.

>>52185673
Probably fucking about in Realmspace on Minsc's ship.

>>52185733
>implying
The novelization does not exist.

>>52185776
You mean the novelization where he gets Imoen, Jaheira and everyone else killed?

Where this happens?
>For a time it was believed that Bhaal's resurrection had been ended. The last known Bhaalspawn, Abdel Adrian, resisted the murderous impulses caused by his lineage and became a famed and beloved figure in the city of Baldur's Gate. Near the beginning of the era known as "The Sundering" another Bhaalspawn, Viekang, who was thought dead, attacked Adrian as he spoke to a crowd in the portion of town known as The Wide. The ultimate winner of the duel is unknown, although it matters not as the victor transformed into a massive, blood soaked creature and began a rampage which was only stopped when a group of adventurers new to Baldur's Gate defeated and killed the monstrosity.
tfw writing and story is so terrible you're forced to kill off your main character

>>52185842
Also where he trust Bodhi like a fucking moron who should definitely not have 11 Wisdom

Yes, that book does not exist.

>>52185882
Also made Minsc a redheaded barkeep.

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>>52185882
I swim in memories at places such as this...most unpleasant memories.

>>52183155
I can kind of see it.

Still one of the greatest games of all time.

>>52182758
Looks like Willow from Buffy.

>>52185733
Y'know, if you can get over the murder of Abdel/CHARNAME, the module is actually really good. It's basically Les Miserables in D&D, with your characters getting to choose whether Enjolras, Javert, or some French noble becomes the Chosen of Bhaal.

Personally? I have all three become the Chosen, but it's possible to save two of them

I also modify the module so that Abdel, while not quite as strong as in Throne of Bhaal, is still a very, very high level powerhouse. It's just that Viekang is as well. So the fight plays out between the two of them and they weaken each other until one dies and the other becomes the Slayer and has to be put down, but has drastically reduced hit points due to the fight and so actually can be, with help from the Flaming Fist.

>>52185882
Oh yeah, no, the book emphatically does not exist. When I ran Murder in Baldur's Gate, Abdel was there, but all he shared with the book retard was his name and status as Bhaalspawn. Otherwise I basically ran him as Conan the Barbarian, what with his gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth.

>>52189941
Oh, hey, what do you know, I still have my original notes for how the whole thing went down...

BALDUR'S GATE I
- Abdel Adrian - Protagonist
- Imoen - Followed Abdel; died against Amelyssan
- Monteraun - Zhentarum agent investigating iron crisis. Found out by Khalid & Jaheira. Escaped, ended up in Amn, where he was killed by Harpers
- Xzar - Zhentarum agent investigating iron crisis. Found out by Khalid & Jaheira. Escaped, ended up in Amn, where he was killed by Harpers.
- Khalid - Harper agent investigating iron crisis. Stuck with Abdel for some time. Killed by Irenicus between BGI and BGII
- Jaheira - Harper agent investigating iron crisis. Stuck with Abdel for some time. Killed in the final battle with Irenicus. NO ROMANCE.
- Minsc - Rashemi warrior-berserker protector of Dynaheir. Stuck with Abdel through BGII, left prior to Throne of Bhaal.
- Dynaheir - Rashemi witch. Stuck with Abdel through BGI. Killed by Irenicus between BGI and BGII

FINAL PARTY: Abdel, Imoen, Khalid, Jaheira, Minsc, Dynaheir

BALDUR'S GATE II
- Abdel Adrian - SEE above; sided with the Shadow Thieves
- Imoen - SEE above
- Minsc - SEE above
- Jaheira - SEE above
- Yoshimo - Secretly an agent for Irenicus, via geas. Was forced to betray Abdel. Didn't want to. Killed by Abdel.
- Aerie - Wingless avariel. Joined with Abdel in Amn, remained with him through it. Left prior to Throne of Bhaal with Minsc. NO ROMANCE
- Korgan - Crazy guy who kind of just started following Abdel around. Survived fight with Irenicus, wandered off in search of more money.

FINAL PARTY: Abdel, Imoen, Minsc, Jaheira, Aerie, Korgan

THRONE OF BHAAL
- Abdel Adrian - SEE above
- Imoen - SEE above
- Sarevok - Former villain brought back from the dead. Somewhat reformed by Abdel and Imoen. Died against Amelyssan.

FINAL PARTY: Abdel, Imoen, Sarevok

>>52183094

>no Planescape
>or Ravenloft
>or Dark Sun

0/10

>>52190180
I don't know if you noticed, but that entire thing is exclusively referring to tabletop RPG SYSTEMS, not settings.

>>52184729
Its barely incest, what with gods being involved

>>52184854
I don't believe you

>>52183094
>best character paired with best edition
As it should be.

>>52190289
But 5e isn't on here...oh, wait, you mean Keldorn and 2e.

Eh, I prefer 5e, but 2e is a classic.

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>>52183094
>Xan
CoC you say...?

>>52190289
But Amber isn't that great a game.

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>>52183232
I CANNOT BE CONTAINED

>>52184729
>not wanting to potentiate divine gene material

god incest is good incest

>>52185733
>official charname didn't ascend

hah

loser.

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>>52190252
Rewrite was finalized in 2016. It's finally done, anon.

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>>52184729

>>52193102
DESU that's from the old version which may have been done by a husband/wife duo, the new one is a bit more solid

>>52193200
But can you rape her in the pooper?

>>52193339
yes

>>52184729
In fairness, I wanted it back when I didn't know it would be incest.

>>52184729

Fun for all the family!

>>52190085
>Abdel Adrian
Did somebody just Google boys' names and pick two from the beginning of the A page?

>>52190289
Why do I know you mean Minsc and 4e?

>>52192935
No, what I don't believe is your claim that it is a masterpiece, though I wouldn't be surprised to find out there were critics proclaiming it to be so

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>>52182758
SHUT UP IMOEN

>>52194114
Why don't you play it and find out?

You must gather your party before venturing forth.

>>52194505
Oh, what party member decided to be on the opposite side of the fucking map this time?

>>52194652
'Path Search Nodes', '32000' to 'Path Search Nodes', '400000'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlvxKEP38ds

>>52183094
So let me get this straight:

1e players are weirdos
2e players are old
Non one likes 3.5 players, and they always insist they're right.
4e players are loyal, competent, and lovable, but also not very smart.
PF finders don't have a soul.
Iron Heroes players are... violent?
Blue Rose players cut themselves while thinking of romance stories
No one cares about Amber as a system
GURPS players abandon their families
WoD players talk about sex and how dark and brooding their past is.
d20 modern players are edgy mary sues that nobody likes.
L5R players are out of place weeaboos.
Fantasycraft players are well meaning but a bit pushy.
Exalted players won't stop going on about how powerful they are.
CoC players are scared of everything because they're giant pussies.
FATAL is played by psychopaths.

Is that right?

>>52194851
>Non one likes 3.5 players, and they always insist they're right.
Yes, indeed. Speak once more against those with enough intelligence to grind you into salt and I'll instill a bit more respect in you, fool.

>>52194851

Pretty good, but I would add "idiots" in there to the FATAL players.

>>52194851
>CoC players are scared of everything because they're giant pussies.
Xan isn't scared, he's a fatalistic depressive.

Khalid is the only BG1 companion with low morale.

>>52183094
>>52194851
But who would 5e be?

>>52194851
>No one cares about Haer'Dalis
Say that to my face, not online and see what happens.

>>52194851

seems about right

>>52194912

we found 3.5 player

>>52195028
Rasaad?
Well meaning and balanced, but a bit boring.

>>52195102
>From Enhanced Edition
>Remake of a 15 year old game to tap into the grognard market
Checks out.

>>52194851

I would flip the first two. In my experience, 1e players are old, 2e players are weridos.

And of course Basic players are friendly, well-adjusted, contributing members of society.

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>>52185637

>>52194936
psychopaths are idiots anon. the condition comes with a learning disability

>>52194851
FC players also care more about shit players of other editions don't, like reputation, family/contacts, and playing a character despite it being a terrible race/class choice

>>52197072
>FC players also care more about shit players of other editions don't, like reputation, family/contacts, and playing a character despite it being a terrible race/class choice
>I only played 3.5 and 4th

>>52182758
My hotel is as clean as an Elven arse!

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>>52192622
I CANNOT BE CONTROLLED

>>52183039

Is he fighting Phandalin dragon cultists?

>>52194125
This is perfect

>>52201855
yes, he was petrified for 100 years.

>>52192935
I remember there was a controversy with the mod maker (I guess the original, since this is a rewrite) trying to mack on ladies for hot cybersex that were in the same little modding community or whatever. Before that people were shitting on it because it was full of weird S&M and rape stuff or something.

Old school RPG modding, good times(?)

>>52194125
same

>>52193757
I dunno, maybe? Google would have only been 2 years old in 1998 when BG was released - and presumably even younger when the character of Abdel was created - and wasn't yet the powerhouse that it is today.

>>52197132
the whole point of 4e is that whatever race and class you pick you're still able to contribute
(unless you pick vampire)

>>52185842
>>52185733
I'm 100% sure that writers who are paid to write novels about video games actually hate video games and try their best to make them shit.

Has there ever been a good novel about a good game?
I mean the kotor novels were garbage too.

>>52204127
What's wrong with vampires in 4E?

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>>52203677

Can the old school hold a candle to the guy who made an uninstanced cities mod for skyrim, then decided his vision of the world included giant ugly deactivated oblivion portals in every city?

And then went Archmage Autismidas when people made versions of the mod without them?

>>52204352
basically, every class a built-in mechanic to fulfill their combat role.

Strikers have extra damage
Defenders have a way to protect their allies
controllers have a way to put status effects in many enemies at once
leaders can heal and give various buffs

The vampire has none of those things.
He is literally lacking a core mechanic of D&D 4e.

>>52204127
Really? In my experience, if you didn't have your character in 4E completely min-maxed and planned out completely at inception, then they were completely useless and wouldn't survive for more than 1-2 levels. Then again, maybe I was just playing with a shite DM, since we also had a TPK every 0-3 levels.

>>52204536
your dm was crazy
or maybe part of that one "fourthcore" movement that tried to make 4e more gritty and lethal.

Either way no, 4e is very specifically designed to give everything a character needs to contribute trough his class basic mechanic.

>>52185842
>Viekang
>that guy who auto-teleported away when he was afraid
>killing any other Bhaalspawn

Come on, Aerie could have beaten that guy to the ground. Without any weapons, i'd say.

>>52201825
Maybe he can't be controlled.
He could, however, die like an idiot in a magic duel against a crippled avariel and a spoiled young noblewoman whose castle was conquered by trolls.
I didn't even need any close combat in the last playthrough.

>>52182827
this shit game is full of TeH PenGuIn of D00M shitlike this I fucking hate it !

>>52204963
>Not knowing the difference between ernest fun and Lel self aware deapool 4th wall breaking metahumor

>>52204906
>He could, however, die like an idiot in a magic duel against a crippled avariel and a spoiled young noblewoman whose castle was conquered by trolls.

Both of which are likely to have explored half the sword coast, the underdark, fought drows, beholders, ilithids, liches, demiliches, hordes of vampires, genies, hundreds of undead, and probably slayed a dragon or three.

Oh, and they are pretty much guaranteed to be covered in ridiculously powerful magic items, and be level 15 or higher, have done their own personal quests and thus becoming better people than what they were when you first encountered them.

>>52204963
surely someone posting on /tg/ knows that the giant space hamster is an actual D&D monster right?

>>52204536

...yeah, jesus christ.

It takes SERIOUS work to actually TPK a group in 4e.

It's pretty easy to down a guy (They have more HP than 3.5 early levels but enemies have a lot of nasty abilities) but actually finishing them off requires pushing to -bloodied (Or multiple failed death saves). Rather than 3.5's '10 past your max HP when you start getting HP over 100'

Being a lot less rocket tag and 'Oops, he died' it generally requires foes actively trying to curb stomp a guy while he's down rather than moving onto his allies (Or everyone getting downed at once) to have death in 4e.

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>>52205077

>>52183232
>>52192622
>>52201825

Remains one of my favorite villains.

>>52205069

>ToB Aerie
>so many spellslots
>so many spell

>>52205226
after a point you stop needing to rest in dungeons just from the massive number of spell slots you get

>>52204183
Don't forget the P:T novelization where the main character instantly acquires a name!

>>52205263
Really? What name? Adahn?

>>52205263

Please. Of all the sins of that particular book, giving the TNO a name is the least of them.

>>52204963
lol newfag

You must gather your party before venturing forth

>>52204874
Remember how, during the game, every now and then, you'd have a dream and Bhaal would try and convince you to start murdering people and give in to your nature?

Like, half of Irenicus' best lines in BGII aren't actually Irenicus, they're Bhaal disguised as Irenicus - the "life is strength" speech, for example.

Yeah, anyway - that happens to all Bhaalspawn given enough time. And unlike Abdel/CHARNAME, who has the strength of mind to resist Bhaal's influence, Viekang is fundamentally a coward and eventually gives into it. More to the point, he's been listening to it for about a hundred years or so (Bhaalspawn don't age as quickly as others of their race).

I can totally buy that Viekang, spending a hundred years listening to Bhaal in his head, could eventually crack and go nuts.

More to the point, Viekang doesn't have to kill Abdel. It doesn't matter which one lives and which one dies, all that matters is that there's only one Bhaalspawn left.

>Aerie could have beaten that guy to the ground. Without any weapons, i'd say.

I mean...Aerie's a Cleric/Mage, so saying she could do something without weapons isn't exactly informative.

>>52204517
Vampires can deal significant damage bro.

Their basic attacks can be super useful, especially at lower levels, and they're pretty survivable for a Striker class.

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I want to hug Viconia extremely hard, long, and often.

>>52183313
because now, I'm going to snatch every motherfucker Bhaalspawn

>>52207490
Commoners and nobles should've been worth large amounts of experience points in order to encourage the player to commit multiple acts of murder. I mean, you are literally the son of god of murder. Why doesn't the game go out of the way to heap rewards on you for... I dunno, MURDER?

>>52197072
Psychopaths aren't always idiots, they just have so little impulse control that most of them can't stay in school long enough to learn much. High-functioning ones tend to be almost indistinguishable from the rest of us.

>>52209157
You're thinking of sociopaths, most psychopaths are what you'd call 'high functioning'.

Though in reality, these are vague terms that have limited use in real psychology, and we're mostly popularised by Hollywood. They serve a good enough role in distinguishing very broadly between different forms of antisocial personality disorder, but they're not precise or academically sound terms.

>>52209053
slut

>>52193371
>proof is desired

>>52182827
GO FOR THE EYES, BOO

>>52209085
I sort of agree with you, but you already spend most of the game murdering things, although I suppose some might call that "adventuring".

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>>52209053
>that scene where you just hold each other and she drops her spaghetti

>>52182758

Why is that there's so many character portraits with misaligned eyes in Baldur's Gate 2? The elves are the worst offenders.

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>>52210084
prove it

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>>52210117
>Why is that there's so many character portraits with misaligned eyes in Baldur's Gate 2? The elves are the worst offenders.

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>>52210164

>>52182758

Terrible, terrible character, should've died in Spellhold. She's a narrative crutch for the writers.

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>>52210056

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>>52210117
How does that fucking scar even work? It's managed to permanently mark a straight line to her eyebrow, stop at the first hair follicle it meets and start again after the last hair follicle.

>>52210871
Actually she missed when she was shaving her eyebrows.

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>>52185733
>Reminder that this is a guy who toppled level 20 BBEGs.

>>52185733
>>52210945
He just rolled really well, like several nat20s in a row, so the DM let him get away with some really crazy stuff.

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>>52182758

Imoen is a beast, this jap has the right idea. Horrible woman.

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>>52211400

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>>52211418

The worst "companion" in either of the games.

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>>52211418

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>>52184729

>>52211418
kek
Haer'dalis romance apparently have okay writing and is complex and shit.

Also Xan and Kivan mods seem to have relatively good writing and romance component but I just tend to think of romance in BG2 as a buggy set of sometimes fun conversations to break the monotony rather than an essential experience.

>>52205445
>the TNO
>the the

>>52211400
Fuckin japs, need everything to be doe-eyed and kawaii-uguu

Hi imoen

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>>52213524
There's absolutely nothing wrong with that.

>>52205103
Oh look Miniature Giant Space Hamsters exist too, I wonder if this was before BG came out.

>>52214533
Pretty sure
Since bg is from 1999 or 2000
Very close to the end of adnd and start of 3e

>>52214806
And my question is was that book on Spelljammer published before BG came out? I've always believed Boo was a MGSH myself, I didn't like how they dealt with it in Boo's description.

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>>52182785

>>52183094
> blue rose
Bawww muh wings: the rpg?

>>52205110
As a villain I don't think he was really anything special, but pretty amazing as far as voice acting goes

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>>52182758
My 'otels as clean as an elven arse!

>>52216013
something can be simple and great as long as it is well executed, anon.

>>52203677
http://www.shsforums.net/topic/54515-why-nobody-should-get-imoen-romance/

First result on google. what the fuck

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>>52216028
my nigger what the fuck is up with that filename xD

>>52216955
that's the old mod. the new one is written by someone else. and yes, the original mod creator's wife left him over it.

>>52216955
Just reading that Admin's comments makes me cringe, She/ or possibly he, got all pissy because people wanted to discuss something and she didn't like the thing and as a bonus hadn't fucking played it to actually be able to make comments on the material therein.

>>52217462
the thread is a copy and paste from another forum where the OP got ripped apart. context is everything, friendo.

>>52217505
Even so, seems to me that the admin at that forum, would piss me off to the extreme, she sounds like a judgemental cunt, but to be fair it is only one thread.

>>52195038
>steals your girl
>refuses to take responsibility
every playthrough he's Haer'Deadlis

>>52221424
>your girl
>implying anybody would want Aerie when you have a hot slutty drow jumping on your dick or a half-elf cougar

>>52224006
Aerie's arc can be interesting to play through if you're playing as a literal white knight character. Learning courage and strength is appealing when you're the teacher.

Viconia best girl though for real.

>>52226466
I her arc in ToB might have given me a redemption/purification fetish.

Also >>52210056

>>52226731
That's a good fetish to acquire from Viconia. I may have acquired a dark elf one from her. And who can blame me, really?

>>52209728
GO FOR THE EYES!

>>52182758

No that's Alison Hannigan