JumpChain CYOA Thread #1386: Drive Back the Saracens edition

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So, jumpers!

Sometimes, using charisma perks goes terribly, wonderfully right. What's your story?

>>52152232
>Drive Back the Saracens
Is this /pol/ stuff or a reference I'm missing?

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Reposting by HeavensAnon's request, the Highschool DxD WIP.

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>>52152243
Never been a problem, I try to keep my charms turned down till I need them.

>>52152308
No its a crusades referrence, also the year lithiania became christian.

>>52152364
*lithuania

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>>52152364
>that face when your jumper is one third Jesus.

>>52152525
>one third Jesus
Wait what? How?

>>52152525
>banchô-Anon is only 1/3 Jesus
>Not having become 2/1's Jesus.
Wow I know it's hard but try to keep up Banchô

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Jumpchain is bad, we should just nuke the drive and go do something constructive with our lives.

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So I've been playing the heck out of pic related and wanted to know if anyone had already made the a Jump for it? I can't get at the Drive right now to check, Google Docs is being a dick to me.

For anyone who wants a summary of the setting: "It's like a Bug's Life but with 100% Dark Souls"

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>>52152612
Street sharks has that option.

>>52152619
Sounds neat, what's your double Jesus formula?

>>52152705
Doubt it. Hollow Knight is relatively new isn't it?

>>52152724
>Sounds neat, what's your double Jesus formula?
All the Saint Parts from both CoCo and JoJo.

>>52152724
>Street Sharks allows 1/3rd Jesus

Explain.

>>52152788
it allows you to be genetically merged with Two historical figures, I chose Jesus and Tesla.

>>52152778
CoCo Is Superman though, and my understanding is JoJo Jesus basically Resurrects when you put Him back together.

>>52152705
No, no one's made a jump. I would welcome it, though, the game is fun.

I woke up and saw people in the last thread want text-selectable versions, so here's one on drive (couldn't upload word)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1y6Hlqu-neG1hFH0WQmA3EXPtTGSHR96OfCtKRNptBE0/edit?usp=sharing

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>>52147831
Bleach? Um. If this is gonna be another Viscera Cleanup Detail...

>all of these lost souls...

Nevermind, it's just another setting where the afterlife is badly designed. What is it with mangas and badly designed afterlives?

>exponentially increasing power levels

Oh. It's one of /those/.

Consolation prize, any age and gender for free. Although the "Doesn't matter, choose whatever" is kinda... ominous.

I wonder who Drop Ins are based on, can't be the protag because the blurb says he gets involved by becoming a Shinigami.

Anyway, now I have a chain coming out of my chest and... going into my chest over there? WTF?!

>"You can either sever this chain of fate, and become a true spiritual being (aka a ghost), or crawl back into your body and continue life. Either way, this will open your eyes to the realm of the spirits, and now you can see the truth to this world."

Let's review those intro and origin blurbs again... NOPE! I'll just crawl back into my body thankyouverymuch.

>mysterious clatter of cosmic dice, 1d8=3.

And I'm laid out on an operating table all by my lonesome. Well that's not creepy AT ALL. Time to exit stage-anywhichway.

...

This spot looks safe. Let's see, I have 1100cp and 200pp:

-100 Completely Normal. Nothing to see here, move along citizen.
-400 My Soul, My Badge. I do indeed like my powers being mine.
-200 Mental Censor. Fiat protection against mind _reading_ is rare in jumpchain!
-200 Gate. Helps to be able to visit the afterlives you can create...

Freebies: A Way Out, Portal, Tite Clothing, Hell Butterfly.

-400 Section Of The Soul Society. Ooh, DIY afterlives?!
-600 Training Room. I feel like I live in a world of cardboard...

+100 Ten More Years! Sure, why not.
+100 No Souvenirs. Thanks at least for the memories.
+200 Normal Friends. My companions don't have powers anyway, they're AI.
+400 Plot-Bound. Although since I'm here ten years early, the rails may soon be gone.

Any suggestions on what to spend the 200pp on?

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>>52152836
You're doing the gods' work, and your ability to receive and act on constructive criticism is a credit to jump-makers.

>>52152901

Thank you so much!

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>>52152232
Jumpers, have you reclaimed the holy land yet?

>>52152308
Deus Vult.

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>>52147195
>Hey mardukth Do the Hellclaw Boots count as armor For the purposes of exalted martial arts?
Nope, they don't count as armor. They're basically a fusion of God-Kicking Boots and Perfected Boots, except Hell-ified.

>>52151250
>Hey, if you have more than one Exaltation Do the essence pools stack?
That's basically fanwank. Personally I'd say no.

>>52151493
>I think the current consensus from Mardukth is that Peripheral essence pools stack but not internal.
I ruled absolutely nothing on that.


...But for the record, that's not how I do it for my own chain.

I'm running with a setup that folds all the pools into one, taking the best of each. Since Essence is Essence.

Currently (with Lunars already added in advance) it'll be:
>Personal:
Essence x3 (Infernal) +Willpower x2 (Lunar) +Breeding (Dragon-Blooded)
>Peripheral:
Essence x7 (Infernal) +Willpower x2 (Lunar) +Highest Virtue x4 (Lunar) +Sum of other Virtues (Sidereal/Infernal) +Breeding (Dragon-Blooded) +Motepool expander Charms (Infernals/Lunars/Spirits)

...Not entirely sure where in this calculation you'd fit Secret Power Slumbering from Mortals Gaunlet though.

>>52151532
>problem is the charmset that revolves around their battle form kind of shapeshifting they have is apparently inferior to Devil-Tyrant Avatar Shintai, a single Infernal charm belonging to a Yozi who isn't even famous for being a shapeshifter.
...Nah, that's blatantly false. Sure, you can get more mutations for less mores with Devil-Tyrant Avatar, but that's literally all it does it does better. Lunars get more freedom to shapeshift into whatever, and can get those mutations anyway if they like (which unlike Devil-Tyrant Avatars, they can keep active all the time for no cost).


Speaking of Lunars, going to try and post another WIP somewhere today.

Something odd just occurred to me in the Duel Monsters Heroes jump. Polymerization is a perk, but the other "fusion" abilities are all listed as powers.

I don't care enough to ask for it to be changed, but it's bugging me enough that I want to hear the rationale for it if someone who knows happens to be on.

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>>52152927
>thinks back to his various internal realm perks


bitch I am the holy land!

>>52152869
That's #7. #9 was the final one. >>52149286
Read Bleach, or at least browse the wiki. Jumping it without knowing the plot or anything in it is just plain stupid.

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>>52152836
Champion.

Further question - with MK ULTRA, can you choose what powers will awaken, or is it luck of the draw depending on the natural talents of the person you're enhancing?

>>52152805
So I could be both Jesus and Muhammad and fuck with both religions?

>>52153048
That is a wonderful idea,but technically it would be a three-way split between the two of them and your origin.

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So, Jumpers, what are the essential tenets of your religion?

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>>52153258

>>52153258
Give me pizza

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>>52153258
Dont be a dick.

Help where you can.

Have hope.

>>52153258
Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes.

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>>52153258
1. Try not to be an asshole.
2. If your god is being an asshole, maybe find a new god.
3. Seriously, just don't be an asshole.

What would be an interesting Stand for a guildmaster? Of a crafting guild, not an adventuring guild.

Sure there are a ton of generic 'makes it easier to craft' pragmatic concepts, but nothing I can think of is interesting which is too boring for JJBA.

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>>52153258
>what are the essential tenets of your religion?

>>52153258
Be an asshole
God hates you
Everything is pointless

>>52153366
Chop Shop

Can judo-chop things into multiple smaller versions of things. The effect is temporary on living things, but on inanimate objects it is permanent. The user controls how many objects are created, and the relative size of each of those replicates.

It's hard to fight when you have four extra tiny arms instead of a regular arm, and hard to chase a person if one of your legs is in fact two half-sized legs.

Also, all the tiny gears! "we can't make this small enough" my ass!

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>>52153258
Love is a force stronger than hate... always.

Pick up a weapon only when necessary, but don't put it down before the job is done.

Remember the lessons of the past.

Season your food properly.

Steak continues to cook once removed from the heat.

Sometimes the world doesn't need a hero, it needs a friend.

>>52152927
.reclaimed

....Yes, yes, I've...reclaimed quite a few Holy Lands. I keep them on a shelf in the warehouse.

>>52153415
>Love is a force stronger than hate... always.
Mind-rape isn't love, m8.

>>52153422
>Why don't you just put the whole world in a bottle, Jumper?"
>"Why, Luthor, that's a terrific idea!"

>>52153408
That is ridiculous and I love it.
Thank you, dude.

>>52153415
>Love is a force stronger than hate... always.
But what if you really love to hate?

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>>52153432
Have a Chrono Trigger Triple Tech instead of a response.

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>>52152936
People keep telling me the range of mutations covers pretty much every shape you'd need to shift into? At this point it's hard to tell when Lunars losing has become a meme.

>>52152243
The bad news: While faffing around in the outer expanse of existence in Justice League Dark, my main self accidentally bumped into Prayala, goddess of the void.

Who saw me in all my glory, got an unclean urge to absorb multiverses for the first time in aeons and promptly attempted to wake up early.

The good news: I was able to talk her down, but not before letting her into a pod to see how the rest of the multiverse gets along without cycles of creation and destruction.

The unpredictable news: After meeting the Clouds of Darkness she too started to enjoy fashion design. And they were talking about expanding their chain to all voids in all multiverses. Apparently word spreads quickly, because Umor's started wearing god-leather handbags and the last time I summoned Great Ones they were wearing Louis Vuitton's trendiest dresses.

I...may have created a dark future where fabulous eldritch abominations have catwalk pose-offs with each other.

>>52153258
1. All things must strive
2. Your god helps those who help themselves
3. Check your damn iShrines. No seriously people, I have a very clearly labeled selection of miracles available for specific tasks carried out in my name, and your worshipper benefits program already includes a guaranteed afterlife.
4. Also, dental.

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>>52153258
My Jumper follows a bastardize version of Buddhism.

1.) Kill only for survival & protection of others.
2.) No unwanted sexual activity
3.) No lying, no vulgar/rude speech, no insigating.

Other than meditation, and looking for enlightenment it doesn't have much to do with Buddhism I admit. However my Jumper likes the Buddhist tapestry. Like the saffron robes, prayer beads, shaved head, martial arts.

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>>52153438
>>52153422
Actually this gives me an idea. Are there any ways to take a large chunk of land and transplant it? I think this could help my inner world.

Or maybe I should plop a few supcom robo matter builders in there to add onto it and put them under the command of my 3rd circle demon I have in there.

Maybe find a way to put my mtg lands in there when one of the new jumps come out. I mean I have a white mana land from innistrad and a lot of stuff that plops stuff down from jumps, I figure I could put some stuff in there maybe...

Any other ideas for adding property to an inner world?

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>>52153503
>4. Also, dental.
Holy shit, sign me up. Would you like an arm too? Maybe a leg?

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>>52153415
>Love is a force stronger than hate... always.
What if you love to destroy the things that you love and there is nothing that you don't love?

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>>52153490
>>52153612
>Both questions
Maybe consider some professional help? A hobby? Or perhaps just a slice of cake.

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>>52153503
>People keep telling me the range of mutations covers pretty much every shape you'd need to shift into? At this point it's hard to tell when Lunars losing has become a meme.
Eh. Sort of, not really. Like, you can get really big or small with them, and get wings or other appendages, or whatever else?

So you can get a /lot/ of utility out of mutations, and get all of those you want with Devil-Tyrant. But honestly, if you just want utility mutations for something (like, say, you want to fly with a Wings mutation), Lunars do that easier without going into a monstrous super mode.

Mutations will give you tentacles, but won't let you be an octopi. They won't let you turn into a fly a on the wall (best they can do is make you a foot tall or something), nor will they let you turn into a fox or whatever. And this is before getting into supernatural shapes, or other shifting upgrades.

Besides, for all the absurd amounts of mutation points Devil-Tyrant Avatar get, they're still locked into those. On the other hand, a Lunar can just decide to get whatever mutations they want whenever they want.

(Not like mutations are generally very useful in combat either, apart from wings and the size-shifting ones.)


So yeah, Lunars losing is pretty much a meme. I mean, sure, I'm not saying they're /good/. They're terrible as a rule. Bad at a lot of things, and often Silver Solars but worse.

But they do have their good points.

>>52153415
>Love is a force stronger than hate... always.
Why give people false hope? Why feed them lies about the world instead of helping them deal with it as best they can?

>>52153585
Preserving the Land, from Legend of Mana. Though it brings the area's history with it where it goes. Nothing major, but people will act as if that city or mountain or whatever was always there.

>>52153585
Legend of Mana has the Preserve the Land perk.Be sure to read the notes.

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>>52153609
I always wondered about dental. Would Evercleanse bodymod stop bad breath & needing to brush your teeth? Everyone talks about getting rid of having to go poop/pee. However what about plaque on the teeth (assuming you have teeth) and bad breath?

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>>52153609
Nah, I haven't accepted those since the great Bicep Heresy of '89 AD when two different cults declared jihad on each other over someone drawing a rune on the crystal prosthetic limbs I handed out. These days THOSE get replaced following a strict template, and membership's based on futures trading. As in, prospective worshippers sell me parts of their destiny to control.

But loaning use of your soul does grant full cult coverage of travel expenses and up to 3% in the local branch's stock options!

>>52153660
Hmm. Fair enough.

>>52153666
Man, affirmation bias is a POWERFUL source of spiritual energy. Why do you think little girls and also Black Mage use it to fuel their ultimate energy attacks? D'you have any idea how much power you can get out of a human soul thinking happy thoughts about the future? It's like comparing a supply of boron-11 to the coal of despair; ridiculous short term energy output versus sustainability. In an increasingly interdimensionalised multiverse, false hope really is the high-risk high-reward soul cultivation scheme for the up-and-coming metaphysical investor!

>>52153780
>Not designing a bacteria that can out-compete the mouth bacteria in the human mouth, one which doesn't produce acidic wastes or smell terrible.

>>52153639
But can I love-hate the cake?

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>>52153780
Why wouldn't it? I mean, I can't imagine it makes your breath smell minty fresh, but it should stop bad breath and tooth decay. That's a pretty basic part of personal hygiene and it seems silly that the perk would overlook it.

>>52153790
ASA/Garlock, you're a hoot, you know that?

>>52153819
Wouldn't that lead to your fresh breath being contagious? Everyone you kiss suddenly doesn't ever need to brush their teeth again.

... That sounds like a Harem anime set in a Dentist's office.

>>52153842
No. You can only eat it.

>>52153660
Why does that woman have a glowing smiley face on her forehead?

>>52153862
>Wouldn't that lead to your fresh breath being contagious? Everyone you kiss suddenly doesn't ever need to brush their teeth again.
That's the best part!

>That sounds like a Harem anime set in a Dentist's office.
Wouldn't that lead to the dentist going out of business, though?

>>52153790
How much does the POWER OF THE SPIRAL cost?

>>52153892
She's a Twilight-caste Solar Exalted. They have the worst caste mark out of all the Solars. It's meant to look sort of like a setting sun. It does not. You'd think you could have applied your transcendent perfection in all things to some graphic design skills, Sol Invictus!

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>>52153892
That's the Mark of the Twilight Caste. It's supposed to resemble the sunset, but comes closer to a smiley face, yes.

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>>52153893
>best part!
That's honestly really inventive. I may have to steal that idea.

>going out of business, though?
And that's where the anime bit kicks in. The Main Character is a trained dentist and just wants to do his job, make a living, but is constantly broke because all his patients end up kissing him and having their teeth eternally cleansed.

"Because I have studied the art of cleaning teeth, I have attained Enlightenment! The bacteria of my mouth have been TRAINED through my studies to seek out and destroy plaque and bad breath!"

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>>52153862
>Harem anime in dental school

Fund it!

>>52153258
It's too late.

>>52153932
>>52153956
That's hilarious.
>Invincible god-kings wielding primordial power
>Can never look menacing or intimidating because there's a goddamn happy-face emoticon on their forehead

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Is Val still awake, I wanted to know about my question from last night

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>>52153924
Psssssh.

If you have to ask about the Spiral Exaltation, you can't afford it

>>52153862
I have been an owl, yes.

>>52153893
Well, if this series operates under harem logic the dentist is probably a super genius who cultivates different kinds of bacteria for different kinds of fresh mouth smell. Because all harem animes cannot have meaningful conflicts that have nothing to do with harems, so technology always hovers somwhere between post-scarcity and "at least not in an actual recession".

Also the dentist is probably a titty monster.

>>52153892
>>52153997
...yep.

You really have to wonder just how many devas/Primordials asked the very same question during the Primordial War.

I want to believe part of the Ebon Dragon's surrender terms was being allowed to draw the googly eyes right above each Twilight's caste mark, completing the look until they got annoyed and shaping defence'd it away.

so, warframes. The way the jump reads they are like remotely piloted mini evas rather than say remotely piloted minigundams. Would this be an accurate analogy? If so, could a warframe be cybernetically augmented?

Weird idea, but if you went to Alola during your PMT jump and learned the movements for Z-Powers, then in a later jump went to Avatar or The Legend of Korra, would it make sense for the Z-Moves of applicable types (Water and Ice for water bending, etc) be valid bending techniques?

I'm just imagining how hilarious some of them would be to bust out. Imagine Zuko or Mako having to do the Catastropika dance for a lightning bending technique.

>>52153976
>And that's where the anime bit kicks in. The Main Character is a trained dentist and just wants to do his job, make a living, but is constantly broke because all his patients end up kissing him and having their teeth eternally cleansed. "Because I have studied the art of cleaning teeth, I have attained Enlightenment! The bacteria of my mouth have been TRAINED through my studies to seek out and destroy plaque and bad breath!"
Shit, I'd watch that. It's a much better hook for why the MC doesn't just lay back and enjoy the harem.

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>>52154096
Warframes themselves are completely robotic. They are remotely piloted robots that are in no way biological.

Tenno, the people controlling the Warframes, biologicals hidden away on the moon. Which is invisible or something. I haven't caught up on the latest lore completely yet.

So, short version, they're robots. Install whatever you want into them.

How would I go about cleansing Middle-Earth of both Eru and Morgoth's influence, as well as that of their minions?

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How does one break through dimensional barriers?

>>52154188
Sting and Spin

>>52154172
I'm thinking making them remotely piloted alpha lantern robots would be fun(then I don't have to go completely without my own nifty abilities, just most of them).

>>52153272
I like it.

>>52154213
Aren't those related to attack through all dimensions rather than breaking barriers? And I don't think that the spin actually did break dimensional barriers. It broke a 'causality manipulation' barrier and chased the victim through dimensions.

>>52154096
I'd say they're probably closer to Diebuster than Evangelion. They're mechanical, but biomimetic machines based in advanced nanotechnology. Living metal would be a good way to describe them. So yeah, you could give them cybernetics, it's just adding a new part to a machine. Maybe you'd have some issues integrating such comparatively crude structures into them, but it wouldn't be impossible.

>>52154224
Just make sure to take the tech perks in Warframe. The Tenno are pretty unique creations and all but impossible to reproduce without a lot of trial and error with a large body count, unless you know what you're doing. The Warframes themselves are pretty advanced technology too.

>>52154284
not familiar with diebuster
>>52154308
I've got those plus a ton of other such perks from elsewhere, companions that can give me temporary tinker abilities, tinker companions with mad skills, perks and local perks of this nature and my cybernetics are pretty much all nanite based these days anyway(after a lot of upgrading and mixing of tech, really more picobot than nanite but nanite is more recognizable).

>>52153258
Stand up for yourself and others.
Always be honest and good to others.
Seek knowledge.
Find your own path in life.

>>52154376
>not familiar with diebuster
Oh, it's great. Sequel to Gunbuster, one of Anno's earlier works. That also had biomimetic mecha, though less advanced ones. But the Buster Machines in Diebuster all have a pretty organic appearance under their armor, despite not being biological in nature. It's just that when you're going for an integrated nanomachine super-colony, basing it off of cellular structures works pretty well.

>>52154525
sounds neat.

>>52153258
Thou shall Always try harder when Thou Fails.
Thou shall maximize freedom at all times
Thou shall strive to be better than Thy was yesterday.
Thou shalt be a bastion for Thy loved ones.
Thou shall strive to Help thy fellows Be better than they were yesterday.
Love, friendship, And effort Shall always lead to victory.
Thou shall defend those who cannot defend themselves.
Thou shall not allow power to be abused.
Thou shall Pay evil onto Evil,Using the methods of evil if necessary.
Thou shalt show kindness and respect to all thy meet until thou is disrespected.

>>52154188
I both have a perk for that and I've copied a superpower that a companion has that does that, of course, that's only for certain definitions of dimensional barrier.

>>52154572
>perk for that
Care to elaborate?

>>52154041
... You shoved Spiral Power in an Exaltation?

>>52154188
There is a Nazi Knife in the World of Darkness that would be happy to help with that.

>>52154678
Wow, I did Nazi that coming, what a knife guy.

>>52154572
dimensional slash/Pierce/smash from overlord the series,it's not an Perk perk, but if you take realm of heroes and level 100 as a damage focused warrior You gain a super move that can bypass all forms and Defense except not being where it hits.

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Resolving questions from the last thread

Gate and portal is 2 way, but the mod soul has the powers (for portal) not you.

You need to consume them in resurreccion, but can access powers outside of it

Overkiller lasts for a short time after you deactivate it, but you can probably improve it with training

The afterlife can be whatever you wish for

there's no advantage to sever your chain really, that's just fluff.

>>52154618
sorry >>52154726 was meant for you .

>>52153258
>1. Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n Roll.
>2. Booze, too.
>3. Do what you will.
>4. Don't be a pussy.
>5. Never surrender, you little bitch.
>6. Praise the sun, faggot.
>7. The Colt Single Action Army is the greatest handgun ever made.
>8. The 1911 is the second greatest.
>9. Don't worship me.
>10. I fucking mean it, you little shit.

>>52154726
First, I was asking for a form to bypass dimensional barriers like the ones that Scion has to shield the world where he hides his main body, not attacking through all dimensions.

Also, you don't need the Realm of Heroes to get Dimensional Slash. Just the Damage Focused class as a lvl100 warrior origin.

>>52154776
>You need to consume them in resurreccion, but can access powers outside of it
Thanks. Is it only spiritual powers or what? Are there any limitations on it?

>>52154848
Reverse the order on 7 and 8, and I'll subscribe to your newsletter.

>>52154848
>11. Nothing personnel, kid.

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>>52154848
>>9. Don't worship me.
>>10. I fucking mean it, you little shit.
It would be a real shame if someone were to break that rule of yours...

>>52154860
if you're just trying to get to another dimension the Rick tree from Rick and Morty should help you with that.

>>52154776
How big of a boost to holy magic/powers is Spellcaster? It applies to anything "holy" from outside of this jump, too?

>>52154640
It's more like he took Spiral Power and bootlegged it into the shape of an Exaltation.

Does the ganon of WW know about the curse? If I told him about it, would he want to break it?

>>52154894
>>52154894

but if you specifically trying to get to Scion just cast dimensional anchor and gate on him,I don't think He has any defenses against magic.

>>52154860
Does he even have a "barrier" surrounding his body? I thought he just programmed his own shards to not allow access.

>>52153995
Sounds like it might be a self-fulfilling prophecy

>>52154776
For Bankai+Reiryoku, is the kido corps guy Tessai? We never really see him do much in terms of raw power, so who among the current captains is he comparable too?

Are we roughly as strong with the 400 and 600 cp Quincy perks?

>>52154875
Revolvers are innately superior to semi-autos, so while they're otherwise equal, the SAA edges out the 1911.

>>52154876
Pfft. I haven't been a soul-devourong edgelord in years, I tell you.

>>52154877
Worshipping me means my avatars automatically success on any seduction rolls.

>>52154913
I don't think anyone knows about the curse anymore.
If you could prove that it existed I'm fairly certain Ganondorf would want it gone.
After all why would he want anyone else to be controlling his destiny?

>>52154935
According to Wildbow, both. His own shards can't access him, and if anything else (like another Entity) gets close they can defend themselves by warping space.

>>52154983
>Revolvers are innately superior to semi-autos
Wew lad. Didn't know we had so many hipsters in these threads. Also...

>implying the rest of your "tenets" aren't hugely edgy

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>>52154983
>Revolvers are innately superior to semi-autos

>>52154984
Did anyone ever know?

>>52155030
>Wew lad. Didn't know we had so many hipsters in these threads. Also...
>Implying shooting a good revolver isn't better than sex

>implying the rest of your "tenets" aren't hugely edgy
>Party hard
>Don't give up
>Decide things for yourself
>Praise the sun
>Don't worship me
Sorry about all my edge, anon.

>>52155058
Fite me.

>>52154983
I don't know that I can concur with that assessment. if I had to pick only one, I'd go with the 1911. If you're getting dirty, there's less room for contaminants to get in a tight semi-auto, and I can reload a 1911 much faster than I can a SAA. (I also have much more time logged with the 1911, so that might be a factor.)

But I commend your taste none the less.

>>52155072
Well Demise does say what he's doing to Link while he's dying.
I'm pretty sure Link didn't spread that around since it could have just been bantz for all he knew.

Okay I need some names For a 300 point stealth and thieving perk

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>>52152243

... Ultimately I knew what would happen and did it anyway.

I picked Raikou Berserker as my Servant in Fate/Stay Night, and with the harem perks from Hero BBS and Generic Xianxia I figured it would smooth over her craziness in such a way that she wouldn't become violently jealous of the rest of my harem.

Now she's Team Mom, whether the rest of my companions and I want her to be or not. At least she doesn't want to murder them.

>>52154861
none.
you gotta eat most of them though.
>>52154898
Very noticable, and yes it does apply
>>52154978
Tessai should be the strongest, but you're right he's really irrelevant. Either way your ability to use kido and your pool of reiryoku is one of the highest at that point.

>>52155083
I'm not saying semi-autos aren't superior on a practical level in most situations. All I'm saying is that revolvers are generally sexier guns.

>>52155030
>>52155058
But the action is so exhilarating! Six shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

>>52154776
>>52155132

Ceros have
>>Multiple purchases of the same item receive a 50% discount, capping at 50pp.

Yet there doesn't seem to be a reason why you'd buy multiple Gran Ray Cero. Is this a mix up? Perhaps a copy/paste job you forgot to edit out? That stuff happens and its a pain.

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>>52155144
How do you feel about autorevolvers?

>>52154776
The bonus to skill for buying Kido is a little underwelming, since you don't have to be an expert to cast spells without incantation unless they are very powerful, and purchasing other skills puts you at expert level immediately.

Otherwise, I'm honestly impressed with this jump. It still has a similar feel to the previous iteration with the power tables, but is simultaneously completely different in that it's actually good instead of... not.

>>52155173
They're sexy, too. But in in a different way.

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>>52155173
No different than a dual action revolver. Fanning the hammer is better imho. Much cooler and less prone to misfire/jamming.

>>52155144
I can appreciate that.

>>52155210
>Fanning the hammer
Pleased don't abuse Best Guns like that.

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>>52155206
Not him but I much prefer a single action revolver. My Ruger super blackhawk is a joy to shoot and .44 magnum puts dowm pretty much anything in north america.

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>>52155290
>Ruger super blackhawk
Good taste. My Vaquero is probably my favorite gun.

Are we being invaded by /k/?

>>52155170
Buying two gran rey would just double the power for the same cost, like everything else then.

>>52152961
Mostly because of the one-power-per-tier clause. Fusion is iconic to the OGs, so I didn't want them to have to give up being not-Avian or not-Sparkman/Voltic to get it. That everyone else also can get vanilla fusion without giving up their power discounts is just a happy little accident.

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>>52155358
Maybe? Probably Guns a fun, anon. It's why I use a GAU-8 when I want things dead

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>>52155330
mine is nothing so stylish, but it's fun watching people react to it when the range is just 9mm and .223

How about fictional firearms? Where do your favorite fantastic lead slingers originate, Jumpers?

>>52155414
>>52155330
>>52155290
At least make it somewhat about Jumpchain guys, we've gotta stay at least sorta on subject. So using Jumps in Jumpchain what kind of Guns can you get? Any favorite fantasy/sci-fi/steampunk/etc guns that you keep near and dear to the heart.

To start off the Blade Jump is great for mundane weaponry and I have yet to stop laughing since I figured out how to mass produce Bolters with Infinite Ammo.

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>>52155358
A real /k/ invasion would leave us full of holes with the smell of gunpowder lingering in the air.

Mecha would be battling with gun enthusiasts in the streets. Chaos would ensue. Blood would be spilled. Then, the unthinkable would happen.

Someone would try to load a .22 round in a 9mm.

The horror. The horror.

>>52155450
GBE is gun but overkill and doesn't shoot lead, I like the M6 magnum from Halo, All-American from Fallout is the go to for the patriot within

Would there be any mystical interaction by going into the Shinigami origin from Bleach as a GHQ hollow? Do we have any perks that ensure you can safely become a Quincy as a hollow?

>/k/ questions
Well Jumpers, how do you prepare for the end times?
https://youtu.be/Nn3PQJ9PHLY

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>>52155451
In jumpchain I dont use a gun. I use dual falcatas, a staff/spear, or magic. Lots and lots of magic.

>>52155458
When I first bought my rifle I called in to the manufacturer to ask if they had other setups for the same basic model of rifle because it's a 338 round chamber and I had heard that they were making the same model with different cartridge size options.

To this day I think that woman on the manufacturer hotline thought I was trying to shoot 7 millimeter out of a 338 gun.

I tried explaining my question but she just didnt understand.

>>52155450
Favorite lead slingers would have to be the Saint of Killers own Omnideadly Guns.

>>52155451
I likely have an example of every mundane weapon made at this point, along with some mundane weapons that were theoretically sound but never made in certain eras. Just the weapons caches from Blade, Platoon, and Van Helsing covers a pretty large amount of stuff.

As for Sci-Fi? Casters from Outlaw Star bar none.

What jumps have underground bases that follow you? I want to seed entire worlds with my hidden facilities.

>>52155372
Post-jump is there a spirit alt-form we need to be in the access our powers or something? Or are they available in any form?

>>52155672
Digital Devil Saga has one in Part 2. There's also one in Van Hellsing.

>>52155372
As Quincy do we need a Quincy Cross to form weapons? Do we need to store up reiryoku in Ginto to cast spells?

>>52128970
168 Warframe
Venus
Tenno -200
Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Spirit of the Magpie -200, Mindful Transference -300, Devil of the Void(Madurai)-300, Stalking the Light -100, Cybernetic Knowledge -100, Seat of Thine Throne -200, Light of the Orokin -400,
Clanmates(Minerva[Tenno, Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Spirit of the Magpie -200, Beauty of the Beast -100, Cybernetic Knowledge -100, Seat of Thine Throne -200, Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Mirage)], Pixie[Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Spirit of the Magpie -200, Beauty of the Beast -100, Cybernetic Knowledge -100, Seat of Thine Throne -200, Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Titania)], Necron[Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Peace Within The Blade -100, Storm of Petals -200, Devil of the Void(Unairo)-300, Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Nekros)], Dust Rats[Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Spirit of the Magpie -200, Beauty of the Beast -100, Cybernetic Knowledge -100, Seat of Thine Throne -200, Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Nezha)], Guardsmen Platoon[Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Peace Within The Blade -100, Storm of Petals -200, Devil of the Void(Vazarin)-300, Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Nova)],
cont.

>>52155542
What the fuck did I just watch?

>>52155767
Worker Union[Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Spirit of the Magpie -200, Beauty of the Beast -100, Cybernetic Knowledge -100, Seat of Thine Throne -200, Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Equinox)], War Party[Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Peace Within The Blade -100, Storm of Petals -200, Devil of the Void(Madurai)-300, Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Ember)], Royal Family[Melody of the Void, Graceful Myth, Peaceful Zen, Mindful Transference -300, Dimming the Light -300, Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Banshee)])-300,
Arbiters of Hexis
Warframe Bobble-heads, Ornate Robes, Transference Suit, Crystalline Plantlife -50, Emblem Creation Kit -50, Skin of Allegiance(Dex, Orokin), Weapon Acquisition(Cernos Prime, Venka Prime, Silva & Aegis, Rakta Cernos, Weapon Upgrade, Weapon Blueprints)-200, Incubator Unit -100, Ammo Transmutation Unit -100, Yuvan Amphitheatre -100, Primed Archwing Backpack -200, Fabrication Table with Blueprint Creation Unit -300,
Warframe Exosuit, Transference Pod, Fluid Mind, Fluid Form, Warframe(Primary Element[Blast, Corrosion, Space]-100wp, Warframe Abilities[Passive: Explosive Corrosive Counter, 1st: Corroding Blast Beam, 2nd: Corrosive Warp Minefield, 3rd: Prowl, Ultimate: Artemis Bow], Zen Projection, Primed -600wp, Way of the Closed Fist: Fists of Nonacceptance, Augmented Prowess, Weapon Recall -50wp, Hidden Emitters -100wp, Extra Pockets -100wp, Ricochet Riot -100wp, Wombo Combo -150wp, Hatred of the Void -150wp, Ribbon of Sinanju -150wp),
Nightmare Mode +600, Rule of Three +100, Resource Rarity +200, Profiteering +300,
cont.

>>52155723
Any form
>>52155751
You need to store the Reiryoku, but you'd have all the materials to do so, and can likely store it in any other device that stores energy
You don't need a cross.

>>52155672
Van Helsing has a I know that you can buy. its a trap door. You drop it and instant cave hideout.

Buy the brick from the same jump and make castles the same way.

You get 1 each jump so save up and build undergrpund castles everywhere.

>>52155788
Alright, thanks.

>>52155790
Item. Damn speech text.

Does anyone else find it stupid as all hell that the Dresden Files jump takes four years of canon away from us for no reason? Personally I just said 'fuck you' to that and popped in the day Monica Sells stepped into Dresden's office as is right and proper.

And can anyone imagine what fun it would have been if the DF jump was made now, with the current power level standards?

Rolled 5 (1d8)

>>52155781
I and a number of my companions drink cauldron vials, each year more companions will follow until everyone is empowered. Bugs, I can control bugs, not a bad power but not the best synergy either. First things first, make sure we have local blue prints for all our local tech. After that, upgrade my warframe into an alpha lantern warframe and integrate a copy of my power armor. I may not be able to use magic and other such thing through it, but their's no reason for abandoning all my cool stuff. My warframe will be named Chaos. I'll be collecting tech and blueprints while blowing up all the bastards that attack me.
The Battle Within
Continue
1 F.E.A.R.
2 Kamen Rider Ryuki
3 The Gamer
4 Adventure Time
5 DC Occult
6 XMen Movies
7 Dungeon Siege 2
8 Dragonball

If an old jump that plays a big part in your chain gets changed what do you guys do? Do you ignore it? Retcon everything? Add it in as a new jump and keep going?

>>52155845
No, seems perfectly fine to me.

>>52155845
I like it as is.

>>52155848
off to DC Occult, I'll need a new 5
Also, start of build should have pointed to jump 167 >>52132291 Worm, not 166 SimAnt.

>>52154776
This could really use another pass through to fix all the spelling and general quality control type issues. As well it could definitely stand to have more fluff in the perk descriptions or something. They just feel kinda barebones atm

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>>52155451
>>52155450
I picked up Simo Häyhä's M/28-30 rifle as a heirloom weapon during GUNNM. That rifle hasn't left my side since.

>>52155790
That's definitely a good idea.

>>52155860
Add in as a new jump and keep going.

>>52155918
I disagree, it's already pretty long and adding in more fluff would just make it a chore to read.

>>52155907
Disgaea Hour of Darkness. If you've already done that, any of the Exalted jumps. If you've already done all of them, Fate/Zero. If you've already done that, Crusader Kings maybe?

>>52155945
Ooh.

>>52155860
Ignore it.

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>>52154172
>They are remotely piloted robots that are in no way biological.
Um, Yoro... they're kind of somewhere in the middle.

>>52154172
>>52154096
They are remore piloted bioandrood constructs without a will of their own. Puppets dancing on tenno strings made from a parasitic disease and supertech.

Yea mini evas is a good analogy.

How long does it take for a demigod's Attribute and Aspect to mature completely in Lord of Light?

>>52156000
queueing disgaea double o zero

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>>52156055
>Spoiler
>MFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

I guess I should double-check my shit before I open my mouth. Thanks Red.

>>52156088
which still leaves cybernetic enhancement a viable option.(With sufficient knowledge, skills and superpowers).

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>>52156127
To be fair they look biological but future robots could too. Its a fair mistake.

>>52156156
Well prime units usually are have gold stuff sticking out of them somewhere and knowing orokin loved gold tech they're very well could be cybernetic upgrades in them seeing as they are all around better than normal warframes.

>>52156127
You're fine. If it's any consolation they only recently started to push that kind of thing and anyone who doesn't go knee-deep into the lore wouldn't quite have a good idea as to what the fuck they are.

They're like some weird mixture of Void stuff, Infested flesh and Orokin technology mixed into one and linked with a Transference Pod so that the Tenno can channel and focus their Void energies through it. But as the recent stories have been showing, that was a lie and the Tenno can use some weird technopathy/technopossession to outright possess their own Warframe as a body/make it work without a pod. So weirdly I kind of predicted that.

>>52155845
Frankly as of the latest books no, not much would change from what's already on offer. Outsiders are still terrifying, practitioners continue to be awesome (especially when coupled with either Kemmler's notes, Soulfire or a Denarius), fae easily outclass vampires as a threat and the kind of vampire you can be is subtly taking over the world while Dresden kicks in all the other big bads' teeth. The Swords continue to be an unstoppable force of justice.

The worst I can say is that Denarians are turning out to be jobbers of the highest order, and even that really says more about the kind of people who tend to pick up the coins (i.e. greedy sociopaths with poor impulse control and who are kinda sad underneath all the evil) than anything. And the fae are so damn good at kicking Dresden's ass that frankly now I'm GRATEFUL the red/black courts were never on offer. Because Dresden had a much, much easier time fucking them up than the goddamn red cap-a fae who isn't even notable for being a frontline fighter. To say nothing of Lea tackling multiple Lords of Outer Night and having fun rather than, you know, being somewhat concerned by some of the eldest and most powerful vampires in existence.

>>52156211
Well you had certain bosses that were infested that would always call you one of their own so they did hint at it for a long time.

>>52155451
You could literally get all the guns from Nichijou. Check the Armory Perk.

>>52155945

For use with Psychometry?

Wouldn't be surprised if it also got a lot of use during the nuclear winter phase of the apocalypse that Caerula lived through.

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>>52156211
This new lore gets weirder every time I hear more about it.

One of these days I'll get off my butt and actually play through all the new content. I'm sure my Frost Prime will be grateful for the exercise. I'm saving that for when I actually plan to do the Jump though. It's should be soon, but after Dead Rising. I /really/ want to design a Warframe around Isaac's armor. After Jump 25 things are going to get rather more violent for my chain.

>>52156312
Dead Space*

Bad fingers. Zombies are not cosmic horror hallucinations and terror beasts.

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>>52156312
...you know the Dead Space jump lets you attach your RIG to one clothing or armor you possess for free, right? So make a Warframe, then attach your RIG to it. Then pray that the Necromorphs can't infect it, because fuck if I know.

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Which jumps have the best robot waifus?

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>>52156334
Oh, I know. I want to turn the RIG into a complete Warframe, rather than just attaching it to a Warframe that's already it's own thing. Also, yeah, I'd rather not find out the hard way that the Necromorphs can snatch control of a Warframe away from me.

Knowing my luck, my Coordinator might let it happen just to watch me flee from both Necromorphs and my own turbo-charged version of a Warframe.

Because horror beasts are one thing, but a bio-mechanical elemental ninja inhabited by horror beasts is a whole other level of Brown Pants territory.

>>52156402
oh you've got some spoilers coming for you then with the new quests

>>52156350
>robot waifus
That's an oxymoron.

>>52156350
She has a dick.

>>52156350
Worm or Eclipse Phase, depending on your point of view.

>>52156402
I'm sorry to tell you this but that basically is what Warframe is. You are seriously going to freak when you see the new stuff.

>>52156539
What's the problem?

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Do any of you use the supplements that are on the drive anymore? I'm talking about the housing and dock supplements.

>>52156553
Not many do as those were mostly made to spite the Warehouse.

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>>52152243
I spent over a thousand years across multiple worlds being tracked down by an Elder Thing who wanted my D. Let's leave it at that.

>>52152612
The same way Gilgamesh is 2/3 God.

>>52153048
Technically just being Jesus would fuck with both. A number of people forget that Jesus is in the Quran, as a Prophet.

>>52153258
Thou Shalt be good to one another
Thou Shalt help others to help themselves
Thou Shalt love and love freely, but commit to thine love
Thou Shalt be cool bro
Thou Shalt not be a dick, unless it's funny

Stuff like that.

>>52153612
Hello Adorjan, or Kimbery, or both.

>>52153666
I would reply with my contractually obligated image, but I'm already using my image for the first post I'm replying to.

>>52156571
Also, nowadays every jump comes with half a dozen warehouse extensions.
I don't think my walls have any more space for doors leading to said extensions.

>>52156591
>Technically just being Jesus would fuck with both. A number of people forget that Jesus is in the Quran, as a Prophet.
It depends if your Jesus is divine or not. If he is, you only fuck with one.

>Elder Thing who wanted my D
Was it Nya?

>>52156571
Warehouse is shit anyways, who cares?

>>52156626
>Was it Nya?
...No. It was The Queen in Yellow. I dare not speak her name.

>>52156553
I use The Bay and The Space Dock, yes. I need places to keep my mecha and ships and the warehouse just isn't sufficient to accomodate them.

albeit, much of the time my mecha are now on my traveling properties like the Motherbase and Nomanisan Island.

>>52156649
That's a pretty meh Elder God.

Does anyone know if the Friendly AI Companion from Metroid benefits from an Origin's Discounts when building its body?

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>>52156548
Well, at least after Dead Space I'll be used to dealing with it.

>>52156350
I'm bad at this question. I don't really keep track of robot waifus. And the few I do know about are really, really weird and not really waifu material at all.

>>52156553
Not really. The Housing Supplement is mainly superfluous anymore. Between all the Jumps that offer options, I find I have more space than I really know what to do with. And I haven't even gotten the Ar Tonelico Song Tower yet.

I admit The Bay and Space Dock look interesting, but a little shrinking magic works wonders on storing my vehicles, so I don't use them either.

The Renegade Jumper Supplement is the only one I could see myself using, but even then, I don't want any of the stuff from it, just using it as a basis for some of my story ideas.

>>52156708
as the anon who wrote Renegade Jumper, In light of all the jump revamping we've seen lately I have been considering expanding what it offers. But the reception to it was so mixed that I'm not sure if I would just be shaking a beehive by touching it at all.

>>52156553
Not at to be honest, I even have problems with caring about modifying the warehouse in any way because of the sweet options that we're given in the Jumps.

Would it be fair to say that a History Monk in Discworld could teach himself Deja-Fu? Iirc in the novels it was never explained how exactly that one monk learned it besides him observing other monks and learning some nebulous shit about time. Some "you copy what you see" perk and other martial arts stuff should probably do the trick.

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>>52156756
Around here, pretty much anything is going to shake the beehive. I mean, Soul Eater's revamping was an excellent job and a few people still complained. I'd tell you to go for it myself if you've got a desire to rework it. Could be interesting stuff.

I don't think it will be that bad though, outside of one or two dedicated buzzers. I mean, Raveloft had it as a major event in one of her chains and it seemed pretty popular then. Turned out to be good writing too.

>>52152936
>I ruled absolutely nothing on that.
Ah my bad

>>52156864
I'll keep that in mind. Thanks.

>>52156864
The main complaints were via people who just didn't read the Jump before jumping the gun, and that one guy who hadn't even been paying attention to any of the past updates by his own admission despite those happening over a year or two ago.

>>52156819
I thought he taught himself, as in, he was the sifu to his younger self...well, aside from banging Time herself of course.

>>52156917
Wasn't the one who fell in love with time some ancient monk who founded the History Monks, Wen the Eternally Surprised? It's been a while since I've read the books. According to the wiki Lu-Tze, the one with Deja-Fu,
>has learnt as much about the nature of time as some of the higher monks simply by tidying up the classrooms.

>>52154181
The entire world is Eru's influence and it's an omnipotent Christian god.

>>52156983
>it's an "omnipotent" Christian god.
So iron chariots and foreskin?

>>52156983
Shh, let him have his "I want to kill god" fantasies.

>>52156553
I use the housing supplement because that's where my companions stay when I decide to do a jump solo.

>>52155173
Having the barrel on the bottom makes it nothing more than an ugly piece of shit pistol.

I fucking hate the hole being on the bottom. Makes it so blocky.

>>52156296
Yep, that gun was nearly six hundred years old by the time I picked it up. It saw generations of use through everything from the impact winter onward. The stories embedded in it's well worn grain are truly remarkable.

>>52156255
Fae are still worthless, Dresden is just not the best wizard and dealing with Fae on a level beyond what the jumper is allowed.

Are there any reliable ways to travel between planes in D&D that don't require a focus or XP cost? I had thought a D&D jump would be a good place to pick up interdimensional travel but Plane Shift requires specific metal forks (which has obvious issues when it comes to future jumps) and Gate costs XP. Are there any better options or should I look elsewhere?

>>52156255
White court = worthless slutpires.

>>52157183
Take the D&D feat that allows you to ignore material components.

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>>52157183
Be an Umbral Blot. Warp space to Planeshift.

>>52157198
I thought that focus =/= material component, was I mistaken?

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>>52157217
You are correct, but there is a separate feat that allows you to ignore focuses that do not cost gold.

>>52157232
There is? I was looking for something like that but was unable to find one. Could you tell be what it's called?

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>>52156539
She does not. You can see her crotch covered by a thin panty/leotard thing constantly in the game, and she's smooth. No package.

I know that was the speculation when people thought she was Kaine, but nope. No penis.

Even if she was based on Kaine, pretty sure she'd insist on having the penis removed. She hated having it.

>>52156255
The Denarians have literally always been jobbers. In the very book they were introduced they were talked up like total badasses, and then their mega-badass leader gets cucked by a baby wizard and a hypocritical self-righteous mafia stereotype. The only thing they managed to accomplish is killing Shiro, and he was going to die in agony anyways, so it doesn't even count as a victory

Are there any good soul protection perks besides Power of Dominance? I'd like to jump Bleach, but I'm pretty sure that taking any spirit race counts as "consent" to harm my soul. Alternatively, would just taking a flesh alt-form be possible?

>>52157277
To be fair, only the loser snake boy was a jobber in a fair fight. All the other times they had to out number them and frequently sustained injuries fighting them. And they usually fought only to survive, and barely managed it.
After that though, yeah. Honestly, a broken aquarium ganks all of them but a handful? Laaaaaaame.

>>52157358
I have no soul to burn from Ghost Rider might work?

>>52151434
If SMA were exclusive to Sidereals, then Sidereals would 100% no question be the vastly superior type of Exalted to Solars, no chance for Solars to be worth anything next to one. That causes setting and lore issues for obvious reasons.

>>52157183
Be a Psion, use Psionic Plane Shift.

>>52157177
>Fae are still worthless

Define worth. Elder fae can stomp things portrayed as evil incarnate in the earlier books, gain battle forms and such. Dresden wipes out entire hordes of Red Court and slamdunked two of the more senior Denarians at one point. He nearly died against the waves of fae assassins in Cold Days. I literally cannot comprehend your major malfunction when these things regularly have to throw down with Outsiders.

>Dresden is just not the best wizard
>beyond

I don't even understand your point here. Dresden has most of the practitioner perks and a lot of the items, but he didn't have true luxury of them dropping into his lap-he got them himself, and so can you. There are plenty of ways to build yourself into something that can give him pause in the jump. Taking both Soulfire and winter magic for one.

Hell, the jump offers you things he wouldn't date touch and again, the Swords.

>>52157428
Inferior to wizards.

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>>52156350
Aigis or a custom anti-Shadow weapon from Persona. Arma the golem from Recettear has an entire questline. Fallout 4 has a bunch of robot companions. If you chose Trust Me and Protocol 1: Link to Pilot enough times in Titanfall a sentient AI waifu would probably be the result. Other than those I can't think of any others off the top of my head.

>>52151509
Bald women are repulsive in every way.

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>>52157261
Sadly, I am unable to locate it. I could have sworn such a feat existed but all my normal sources have failed me. So I am probably wrong.

I found a really wonky work around, but it requires digging deep into Epic Levels.

Innate Spell (Feat) allows you to cast a spell you know as a spell-like ability up to once per round without needing to prepare it. BUT, you need to permanently a spell slot 8 levels higher than the level of the spell you want to apply this to.

So, Plane Shift is 7th level, or 5th if you're a Cleric. Which means you'd need to give up a 15th level spell slot, or 13th. So, yeah... Get Good? You also need to take Quicken Spell, Silent Spell, and Still Spell, which any Wizard worth their salt would have anyways.

I told you it was a wonky work around, but it specifically says you no longer need material focuses.

>>52157364
>>52157277
Eh, thinking back. You're not wrong.

Really it just boils down to Nicodemus as the party rogue, Deirdre as the fighter, Tessa as the black mage (according to Harry she's allegedly white council-tier) and whoever Ursiel's possessing as the team berserker.

Allegedly Namshiel taught Tessa sorcery but...Harry took him down, admittedly with Soulfire. Magog kept bouncing off Harry's shields until Eldest Gruff stomped him. Cassius somehow inflicted more damage without his coin than with on Harry. And credit where it's due, Lasciel seems like she had the potential to be dangerous if her host wasn't a subtle angsty Mary Sue parody who overspecialised in fire.

And the rest are mooks, yeah.

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>>52157232
>fox? girl maido witch
I just finished marathoning the nine available episodes of Miss Koboyashi's Dragon Maid, and now I'm wondering what the best type of maido is.

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>>52157384
Nah, SMAs aren't supposed to be the end-all and be-all of Exalted. Their Scroll of the Monk write-ups are just utterly broken.

Solars not having access wouldn't cause them to be any less superior to Sidereals, nor would it cause any lore issues.

Not like Solars can actually access them without a Sidereal teacher anyway...

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What are the favorite souvenirs that you've picked up on your travels?

Small, pointless collectibles only.

Mine is probably my SPEW badge from Harry Potter. Still wear it sometimes. Half the reason I join organisations is to get the little badges, medals and costumes associated with them.

>>52157384
>Sidereals would 100% no question be the vastly superior type of Exalted to Solars, no chance for Solars to be worth anything next to one.
Found the weaboo martial arts fan boy.

>>52157585
>Martial arts aren't what matters most in a faux-wuxia setting.

>>52157595
Please learn about Exalted.

>>52157538
That seems like an unnecessary amount of work but it does get the job done I suppose.

>>52157444
Fuck's sake we've had this argument before haven't we. Fae can do things in a fight other than cast spells and can better shrug off the disadvantages of magic because their concepts are more "defined" than a mortal's free will. Their magic's generally more intuitive e.g. Lea turning people into dogs, and aligned with the metaphysical makeup of the world. Reminder Eldest Gruff has killed Senior Council members in duels (inb4 b-but senior council members aren't the strongest!) and the Wild Hunt have less trouble killing Outsiders than mortal Senior Council members have.

Except you don't care because you don't care about anything except spell firepower. Which would be fine. You're entitled to prefer one background over another. Just don't pretend your personal preferences are an objective statement about the jump just because you're really proud about the knob on the end of your staff.

>>52157616
Every martial art, excepting the most broken pieces of shit called SMA are vastly inferior to Melee charms.

>>52157616
Buddy...see, the problem is Exalted wasn't intended to be a faux wizard setting.

It was intended to be a faux mythic heroes setting.

As a connoisseur of wuxia I can assure you there is a significant lack of radioactive angry cities, endless fae and giant robots in wuxia.

>>52157675
And how the FUCK did autocorrect get wizard out of wuxia

>>52157549
Cassius caught him by surprise. And the thing about Dresden Files is that while it is sorta high powered, at the same time Harry has to have an actual chance against the various things he fights. Which is why even heavy hitters like Denarians and the Skinwalker have dogshit physical stats, to the point where a jumper with Servant-level physical abilities and some magic resistance/nullification could just blitz and tear them to pieces with little efforrt.

>>52156649
HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR

>>52157675
>>52157689
Autocorrect supports caster supremacy, confirmed.

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>>52157675
>As a connoisseur of wuxia I can assure you there is a significant lack of radioactive angry cities, endless fae and giant robots in wuxia.
>Not Radioactive Cities or Giant Robots in Wuxia
Why does anyone even like Wuxia again?

That was a joke

>>52157709
FUCK OFF!

>>52157699
I know what you mean, I'm just saying the Denarians have a pretty bad track record even by those standards

To be fair the Skinwalker has to be pretty buff to rip through the White Court's mansion, and shrug off Harry's biggest hits. It barely ever casts until the end, spends most of its' attacks ripping and tearing and easily swats WCs that can bend steel.

And hey-let's be fair, it's easy to forget in the Nasuverse but Servants are actually supposed to be super badass. Being a fighter that can negate all but the greatest magic, blow up everything in a city block, be untouchable by any mundane attack, turn into an intangible spirit form AND spar at Black Court level is just unfair. Not to mention have a bunch of "skills" that are effectively a pseudo-mantle.

>>52156649
>I dare not speak her name.
>her
Is that so?

>>52157588
I usually befriend the cast of jumps I'm in, helping them with dealing with the plot. At the end of the jump, before I leave, I gather everyone up and take a picture with them. Doing that in LOTR was a little hard, but I managed to pull it off with some help from Gandalf. The old wizard was one of the few people who knew of my true nature, and wanted to help me save the memory of my time there before I left. The most emotional one was in Evangelion, though. Thanks to some therapy, the power of friendship and love, and a lot of keikaku, I was able to save pretty much everyone. I was even able to bring back Yui and get Gendo to stop being an asshole. He still had to answer for his crimes, but he had come to regret his actions with the new perspective I gave him, so he helped fight SEELE. Anyway, because of my actions everyone managed to figure out something was up, so I came clean. Surprisingly, they were fine with it, for the most part. A little freaked out to know that I had been to other worlds, but still accepting.

Anyway, so we all took a picture together at the end, and in it everyone was smiling, laughing, and full of hope. Even Gendo managed to crack a small, genuine grin, and the smile on Rei's face was a sight to behold. It was nice.

>>52157216
What is that?

>>52157889
It's basically a living Sphere of Annihilation, from the Epic Level Handbook.

So a miniature black hole that goes around annihilating stuff, sucking things in, and warping space to teleport and such.

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>>52157816
>Is that so?
Is this you?

>>52157746
HASTUR HASTUR HASTUR

>>52157813
That's true. Servants are supposed to be crazy badass. And it would have been more accurate for me to say that Dresden File heavy hitters match up with Servants physically EXCEPT for speed. Even E ranked Servants are faster than BC vampires, I don't think Harry has EVER fought something that could casually shatter the sound barrier. Probably because it would be really hard to write in a way that doesn't end with Harry getting his head punched off.

>>52157746
>joke
But xianxia has all of that.

>>52156255
>>52155883
>>52155896
>>52155845

Speaking of, what time is that based on the books themselves? I mean what book are we beginning in?

>>52157995
xianxia is just wuxia postgame content.

>>52157997
starting before summer knight, end after skin games

>>52158034
Fair enough.

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>>52157558
The best type of maid is one who knows the temperature you prefer your tea served and how you take it. She will always have a cup on offer just before you realize you want one yourself. She'll know exactly which seasonal jam to offer with your morning toast, as she has already tasted each one before she places an unopened jar on your table. She will track the weather better than any forecaster and know when to silently offer an extra coat or umbrella so you are not left inconvenienced. She will remember birthdays and events on the occasions you forget, reminding you several days in advance so you can take appropriate action. Should you continue to forget, she will pick up a gift or reserve a restaurant on her own based on the relationship and occasion so you are not left embarrassed.

She will also clean your ears while you use her lap as a pillow.

She also knows how to assemble a sniper rifle blindfolded and can take out targets accurately from ranges of up to a quarter mile.

>>52157636
It is, but it's the best I can come up with on short notice.

>>52157588
I'm notorious for my collections of nick-knacks and useless baubles from the worlds I visit. But I do have one favorite that stands above the rest.

It's not much to look at. Just a simple sprig of mistletoe tied together with a dirty, stained red piece of ribbon. It's still green and alive, but it glows faintly green in the dark. I was given it in Fallout. It was Christmas of my first year there. I had completely ignored holidays, birthdays, everything, in favor of focusing on our survival. Our powers had been suppressed, which made everything seem worse.

Anyways, Raven gave it to me on Christmas morning. It was the only present exchanged that year, but it meant the world to me. I have no idea where she found it, but it helped remind me that even in the grayest of worlds, you can find a little something that makes it worth struggling onwards.

>>52158071
fiancé you're describing a fiancé

>>52156553
I use one that's not actually on the drive
companion support, because it gets a bit annoying when a jump has spare CP and I can't do anything meaningful with it
also when the imports aren't feasible with small amounts of companions
also used it to get harem pods because i run it that my jumper picked everything with no knowledge of how the chain would turn out and while i got married jump 2, before that point I would have tried to get a harem

>>52158143
Aw, geez, it's an SB-er, isn't it?

>>52156553
They always seemed like house rules to me.
Honestly if I were to use something like that I'd just make up a set of conditions myself.

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>>52158071
>The best type of maid
I guess now I kntfw no seneschal.

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>>52157558
>now I'm wondering what the best type of maido is.

Ones that can cook,clean and know how to go to war with the mattresses when the time calls for it and win

Also I WANT TO SAY THAT PHRASE SO BAD IT HURTS

Would it be possible to make copies of my Zanpakuto with Cheat Mode?

>>52158275
the thing is an extension of your soul isn't it? It would be a likelihood that They would create a greater drain on your soul and not work for anyone else

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>>52158215

Also forgot to say very loyal that is most the important trait

>>52158275
Of yours? Probably. I just hope you have a good explanation to the sword literally made of your soul why there's two of it.

>>52158294
Kind of? It's an item forged with souls that's imbued over time with your reiatsu so it becomes aspected to your soul.

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Jump # 8 Dues Ex Human Revolution (Instead of Sburb)

Age: 21
Sex: Female
Starting Location: Detroit
Background: Corporate (100)

Perks:
*I’ll Never stop looking (100)
*Mister Jensen (200)
*Augmentation R&D (200)
*Sponsorship - Serif (100, Discount)
*Lucky Find (200)
*Silver Tongue (200)
*Day trader (100)
*Sneaking Mission (200)
*Detective (100)
*Unclean Hands (200)
*SWAT Training (100)

Equipment

*Body Armor (Free)
*Floral Pea Coat (Free)
*Sunglasses (Free)
*Weapon (Free)
*Well-Appointed Apartment (Free)
*Money (50)
*Kubrick (50)

Augmentations
*Info link Telecommunications Package (free)
*Implanted Rebreather (Free)
*Icarus Landing System (Free)
*Sentinel RX Health System (Free)
*Dermal Armor (Free)
*Quicksilver Boost (Free)

Drawbacks:
*The new Black and Gold (+100)
*I wear my sunglasses at night (+100)
*Pacifist (+200)
*Megan Reed Knows (+200)
*Nexus of Crime (+ 200)

(I am sorry I can’t do Sburb I just can’t understand it, I don’t get it)

Journal Entry # 1878

Holy shit! Well it happened. I spent 3 months fighting hard to prevent the kidnapping, making sure guard details were up to snuff going to extents that even Adam thought I was being paranoid. Yet when it does all my preparation was for not. People still got hurt, or died. I tried to get as many civilians as I could out before running back to help Adam but didn’t make it in time. Instead I was just there to watch them pick his half dead body out of that glass. One good thing I was able to save Kubrick. They had already talked about putting him down. I think Akitsu is already in love. I don’t know how she is going to take it when Adam wakes up.

Journal Entry # 1898

Well It’s been hard I have been trying to help Adam sort through this mystery as best I can. I already know the answers and it’s all I can do to not shout them out at the top of my lungs and tell him. Also seeing him so distraught about Megan is heart rending. She deserves to burn in hell for what she has done.
(Cont.)

>>52158438
Journal Entry # 1903

Well we found the bitch, It was tough to make it here but we managed it and of course Megan was helping them. I couldn’t take it anymore threw everything she had done right back in Megan’s face all the betrayals… or started to but Adam stopped me and told me we didn’t have time. I felt kind of like an Asshole, he was right and really he was the only one who had a right to call her on it.

Journal Entry # 1906

So we managed to prevent the signal from going out, I told Darrow what would happen if he let his signal out and how the Illuminati would use it anyways. He tried to counter with the tape but the fact is no matter what he said or did they would capitalize on it; the only ones who would get hurt were the augmented. The Illuminati got of scot free. we will be hunting for a way to bring them down after this. I saved a lot of lives but I feel like somehow we lost. We told Serif what was going on and showed him the tape and explained Darrow’s plan to him. He was horrified. Maybe he can help us prevent the Illuminati from tampering with Augmented again but I doubt it.

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What's up Gamers?

I've just gotten the gear section of Double Cross done, and am staring dreadfully at the Powers section, please take a gander at Gear for Double Cross and give me your thoughts as I go seek the nearest bottle of absinthe to kill myself with

Dear god this is gonna hurt

>>52158438
what dont you understand about sburb?

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Importing a sword for your Zanpato, can it be any melee weapon or does it have to be a sword?

If REBORN is still here, what happens to the companion import if you are a mixed race?

Like, a shinigami pays 200 to import 8 companions as shinigami, and then another 200 to import 6 of those as not shinigami.

Do I get a discount at all on making those 6 quincy if i buy the quincy capstone?

>>52158461
Annnd forgot the Pastebin link like a fucking idiot.

http://pastebin.com/xyF7ZK7w

>>52158461
>Gamers
>Double Cross

I have no idea what jump you're talking about

>>52158469
The 2nd division lieutenant has a club as his, iirc. So any melee weapon should do.

>>52158469
Is that picture from the new Samurai Jack?

>>52158517
It's fan art of new Jack and his current enemies, crossed with the Virgin Sweater art fad going on in Japan.

>>52158466
I don't get the plot of the game it just seems rather strange, I really couldn't think of anything to write for it. I tried to find some videos of it but all I could find was some early videos by the creator of it of probably pre-alpha versions. I just found it very confusing..

>>52158578
that's just cause it's a fictional game from a webcomic that is bug fuck nuts.

>>52158578
>I don't get the plot of the game it just seems rather strange, I really couldn't think of anything to write for it. I tried to find some videos of it but all I could find was some early videos by the creator of it of probably pre-alpha versions. I just found it very confusing..

it's not an actual game, you have to read homestuck. it's the game from homestuck,basically you kill monsters to build a frog

>>52158578
you don't get involved with the story unless you take it as an endjump

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Just saw Logan.

Who wants a Jumper-23 daughteru?

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Have you ever been changed by something like a curse, an infection or an unwilling transformation that you have ended up carrying with you through the chain?

>>52158645
YES.

>>52158649
Considering that nearly every jump has options for native backgrounds... no. Not really.

>>52158649
I've taken a vampire and werewolf origins. Does that count?it's not like it was consensual for my background self

>>52158645
Last fourth of the movie was pretty prescindible.

Fucking fat black kid with his finger zapping powers.

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>>52158645

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>>52158645
>spoiler
Do you even have to ask?

>>52158625
To be honest, I don't even understand the game. I tried to get into the comic to maybe understand what's going on but it was both confusing and boring, not a good combo. I think when I gave up he was still in his room.

>>52158701
>I don't even understand Andrew Hussie

FTFY

>>52158673
Swear to god, that scene of him running was both hilarious and disappointing. Thought he was about to pull out some pinball powers and start ricocheting off trees and shit, but then he just fucking tripped and fell.

>>52158755
Homestuck is deliberately as obtuse and confusing as possible.
There's no shame in not understanding that clusterfuck.

>>52158701
that's part of the joke stick with it and it'll make sense by its own internal logic
at least Read the wiki when things get confusing

http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Homestuck

>>52158578
The jump has you play Sburb, which is a "game" featured in the story of Homestuck. No comment on whether you should try reading Homestuck itself.

The goal of the jump itself is beating the game in order to create an universe. This generally involves the players (aka you and your companions) daisy-chaining themselves out of their doomed home planet by manipulating each other's houses by running the game client in a computer, then doing quests in their new planet(s) in order to build their house skywards and level up, and leaving to a different planet to fight the Black King once everyone's done their big quests and dealed with the final boss of their planet.

Even if you got it the first time around, most of the stuff to do is gonna have to be OC since the game is tailored to the players, so it'd still be a pain to write.

>>52158598
>>52158613
>>52158625
Ah, well sorry. I am sure you can understand why I might have been a little confused. I may go back to it and try to do something with it sometime now that I understand where to look.

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>>52158517
Yes see.
>>52158545


Also I just wanted to post more Sam Jack stuff.

>>52158701
It gets better later on, when he actually starts the game.

>>52157985
E rank-isn't that just 10x the human base? I know Medea was untrained and Rin was reinforcing herself, but she sure wasn't even reflexively flinching fast enough to evade getting punched in the face.

I'm kinda stumped on this one actually; True DF speedsters like Eldest Malk tend to move at the ill-defined speed of "Harry starts waxing lyrical about how fast they are, until he goes full winter knight". Which itself is weird when a relatively inexperienced Harry nailed Slade with a spell. I guess there's Nicodemus, who can fly and near the last book puts in a very desperate burst of speed to escape Hades at the last second-but who fights Knights and hangs out in the dark too often to really clock his super speed. And the Genoskwa hit Harry, and then ran faster than he hit him for what that's worth. And to be fair, the only BC we've seen properly throw down with Harry was an inexperienced newbie.

The RPG confuses things even more. Mythic Speed (something that should theoretically be incredibly rare) is represented as "you always go first in a fight", "you can keep up with a moving vehicle easily" and "you can move 3 areas anywhere between a small house and just down the street without a penalty".

I mean, I know Servants are FAST. Jump on and off a plane fast. It's just Harry being a slow plodder gives very few hard speeds for some of the supers he's fought, because they keep dashing around when he's not looking.

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Here's a breakdown of sburb, really quick.
It requires at least two players. Each player is both a "server" and a "client". As a server, their job is to make it easy for their "client" player to enter the medium. they do this by using a sims-like interface to control their client's environment, dropping the items needed for entry to the medium, and altering their environment. Once everybody is in the medium, it will be up to each server to continue to build up their client's house (which was also transported into the medium) to reach gates.
Each player enters the medium on their own planet (Land of X and Y, usually - or LoXaY for short). While in the medium, the players will have to kill enemies, befriend consorts, manage interplanetary diplomacy, solve riddles, and collect lore. If they do this diligently, they will have risen in the echeladder and accrued fraymotifs and sweet loot, so they will be ready for the final battle.
The final battle takes place on Skaia, which the other planets (linked by portals) orbit around. Skaia is a battleground resembling a chess board, where the players must defeat the Black King in order to win their session.

Some important notes:
In the process of entering the medium, a kernalsprite will be released. You should throw something dead into it (but not a frog, or anything too powerful). This prototypes the sprite. When entering the medium, that prototyping is applied to all enemies you'll face, most notably the Black King. This prototyping is also necessary to win the game properly.
If a player doesn't enter the medium, and the server-client daisychain is broken, then there will be a missing prototype, and the sburb session is unwinnable.
Prototype your sprite a second time with whatever you want AFTER entering the medium, to receive a (somewhat) helpful guide and guardian.

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