Pathfinder General /pfg/

We were on page 5, you dumb dumb.

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How much of the meme characters are memed on basically 90% by the characters' own players wanting attention?

And why are there so many "meme characters" anyway?

>>52148685
>>52148674

>>52148685
I don't want to believe that anyanon is memeing their own character. I'd be embarrassed if my character became a meme, I'd be even more embarrassed if I was encouraging it.

>>52148685
Meme characters, while presumably only slightly easier to make compared to homegrown, are much easier to digest. Take it from the guy who made not!Sanji in the Ruse Cruise, figuring out how to build him was just as difficult as any other character I've made, but for those who just want to browse through and see what he's all about you just need to see the name and description and you've got a bunch of preconceived notions about his character that make you "get it" instantly.

>>52148685
see >>52148748

>>52148744
You'd best start believing in samefagging, Mr. Anon.

Half the groundswell for any character is the player samefagging. It's the same reason the idoitic "daddy fetish-bait/slender animu fuccboi" dichotomy came to be a thing around here--anonymous posting does not prevent cliques from forming, it merely allows cliques to be invented artificially rather than growing from actual interaction.

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>Amalthea, Vessel of Rebirth, The All-Mother, Womb of Heroes

>Goddess of Fertility, Reincarnation, Consensual Sex and Caring Parents.

>NG
>Domains: Charm, Community, Repose, Healing, Good,
>Subdomains: Love, Family, Ancestors, Resurrection, Fertility
>Holy Symbol: Stork with a Cloth Sack in its beak.
>Holy Animal: Phoenix
>Favored Weapon: Dagger

>Deific Obedience:
>Spend one hour caring for, singing lullabies, or nursing infants, children, or others in need of a nurturing. When complete, the All-Mother grants a +4 sacred bonus to heal, and diplomacy checks, +6 if the recipient has the Young Template/ or is a young member of their race.


Fertility Domain

1st level: Can cast charm person/monster 3+Wis Times a day. Increase the Save +2 against If the the target is a child, has the Young Template, or has the mentality of a child.

6th Level: With a touch, one can guarantee that any sexual acts within the next 24 hours will or will not produce a pregnancy, The user's choice. The act must be done in such a way where its physically possible to cause impregnation. In addition the user can set the number of children conceived, a number between 1 and 10. This can effect individuals who are normally Sterile or Barren.

Domain spells= Remove Sickness, Re-centering Drone, Remove Disease, Age Resistance, Reincarnate, Threefold Aspect, Refuge, Nine Lives, Miracle

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Has anybody here played Legacy of Fire before? Got any tips to a GM planning to run it?

>>52148855

Probably would want to add "willing target" in the 6th level ability there somewhere, but otherwise that's pretty neat.

>>52148913
REMOVE DUNGEON CRAWL remove dungeon crawl

Seriously, there's way too much slogging through indoors areas when you could have the PCs going on trips to magical and wondrous places that really show off the landscape and culture.

>>52148923
>willing target
What's the fun in that?

>>52148913
Add better waifus. The only ones you get for the first three books are a dirty bird and a shitty swashbuckler.

>>52148685
I only meme my characters to try to get people to shit on them. It does not always work, and backfires often.

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>>52148976
>>52148855
>Cleric of Amalthea who goes around making everybody she sees guaranteed to get preggers with 2 or 4 kids the next time they do the frick frack.

>>52148602
Our party encountered some Yeth Hounds recently. It did not go well for us.

>>52149026

Oh, right, the squashy swashy.

>>52148913
Don't run it as a lewd game.
Don't run it as a gestalt game.
Don't allow PoW.
Don't post about it here.
Invite 2hu and DHB

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>>52148978
BEHOLD

>>52149052
>Has a shirt

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>>52149052

>>52148976

>t. True Neutral Amalthean

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Why do people get so desperate to join a game with 6 PCs running EVERY OTHER WEEK?

So once every 14 days (less if the game gets cancelled for the week), you get to share the spotlight with a huge clusterfuck group.

Yay.

Where's the appeal in this?

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>>52149073
>>52149072
BEHOLD THE SUPREME ULTRA MEGA GOD MEME BEING

BOW BEFORE THEM

ONRORYOU'S TIME HAS COME

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>>52149110

Actually having a game to play.

>>52149110
playing games

ITT: Fox and Grapes to the max

>people sour about not getting into games deciding that they weren't worth playing in anyway

>>52149110
I have regular 5 mans but they're all normal voiced based games. I don't even want lewd, I just want to be able to play more flamboyant concepts beside roleplayers who don't think Overwatch references count as good character.

>>52148855

This is actually a really good setup for a goddess... I want Amalthea in my games now!

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>>52149159
>implying I'm not already in 3 games a week
>none /pfg/ games

>>52148976
>>52149019
>>52148976
>>52148855

>Population booms, and the number of loving caring families increase... Also more than a few noble houses collapse due to infighting and getting the mistress preggers.

Glorious

>>52148850
When was daddy fetish ever a thing here?
Hot blooded alpha males and androgynous boys are a thing but I dont think father figures have been a thing.

>>52149110
I just really want to play in games.

>>52149281
You been under a rock? People were blowing the fuck up over Casimir during RotJR's application period.

Even when /pfg/ talks about otherwise normal dudes, they call them "daddy"--Ulfric in Dragons2 was somehow designated the "team daddy" despite being barely into his 20s just because he liked to cook.

/pfg/ is full of people desperate for a strong father figure, and they want that strong father figure's cock down their throats.

>>52149306
>People were drooling over Ulfric
Anon...

>>52148913
Don't make it gestalt. Just add a free VMC or something, and maybe ban full casters if you think people are going to get salty about it.

>>52149321
I didn't say that, but that was being said. Pretty sure it was that game's ReviewAnon who started it, but I'm not gonna fucking check a week-old thread.

>>52149306
>>52149281
I don't think it's actually a daddy fetish. I think it's just that some dumbass motherfucker keeps coming on here not understanding the full implications of the term.

Ive just started getting into 3pp namely pow and spheres, now that I've gotten the hang of things a little bit, I would like to check out 3pp items.

Are there any 3pp published items that receive the same approval as pow and sop?

>>52149355
Psionics.

>>52148855

Anyone got any Amalthean Conversion testimonials they want to share?

>>52149355
I'm surprised that Akashic haven't received the same acclaim as the other DSP stuff.

I can understand Bloodforge or vampires, but I'd think people would be all over an Incarnum book.

>>52149306
Daddy doesn't necessarily mean daddy fetish these days

>>52149394
Because Akashic is trash.

>>52149394
Akashic received a whole lot of bad rep and still suffers from it.

Something about trap options and complexity for the sake of complexity.

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>>52149404
I'm not sure whether to be relieved or disturbed.

>>52149371

I was for several years, As they say in Alkenstar, Shooting blanks.

Now that started worshiping Amalthea, i know have 20 children with three different wives.

Thanks Amalthea!

>>52149351
Case in point right here >>52149404

>>52149426
disturbed would be my reaction

>>52149444
its sadly true tho

>>52149404
>>52149351
So basically a "daddy" character is any male character that does not behave like a complete faggot and doesnt look like something out of final fantasy?

>giving people extra abilities
>give generic talents out to martials as their BaB goes up
>one is "Aimed Spit"
>ranged touch attack to blind by spitting in their eye
>players use it for long range spitting into things
>gave it a 5ft range increment because that seems appropriate
>player asked if it was possible to enchant one's mouth with distance
>gets distance denchers
>asks if he can enchant the denchers for other stuff
>gets flaming burst distance +3 denchers
>little dubious, but might be funny
>spit does 1+3+1d6 damage at 50ft range
>players begins using it to spit at commoners

I should have just made it impossible to do damage with it. Letting weapons enhance it was a bad idea.

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What could possibly be the reason behind the Path of War 1 errata taking so long to arrive?

>>52149371

My husband the king was threatening to overthrow the national religion and impose his own so he could divorce me because i couldn't bear him a son.

But now, after paying homage to Amalthea, i have four sons and the country isn't in a civil war!

>>52149490
No because there are plenty of characters who fit into that and aren't "daddies". In Hell's Vengeance Falafel and Dr. Nefarious didn't act like faggots, weren't out of FF, and certainly weren't daddies.

>>52149490
And even then, you can apparently still earn the title if you cook or sew.

These "people" want a combination dildo and maid.

>>52149512
>Dr. Nefarious
Was a shitpost.

>>52149419
If Akashic got a rerelease with complaints addressed I could see it becoming good. Though it is a complex subsystem to get the hang of.

>>52148602
We have a wolfhound puppy. He rides in the NE necromancer cleric's backpack.

Also, stupid question: how does one make a mute wizard/magus who isn't horribly gimped? The character I've got planned would either be unable to cast 95% of spells, or be forced to use spells as if they were one level higher.

>>52149538
Yes, Shitpost != Daddy

>>52149490
I'd say the characters people "daddy" over do tend to have elements traditionally associated with fatherhood.

Nobody was daddyposting about shitty meme dog but the other recently closed games got some daddyposts and the men were respectively a widower in a party of girls with father issues and a summoner butler whose eidolon is his young child.

>>52149519
Yeah, that's basically a daddy fetish in a nutshell, but you're missing the element of the "daddy" being a financial and emotional enabler as well.

Like slave and pet play fetishes, the idea is that you sexualize and formalize a desire to have no responsibility in your life. If anybody calls you on it, you retreat to the defense of "no kinkshame plz".

Lets talk mechanics for a sec.
>Paizo rebalances summoner via unchained and encourages players to use it instead of the vanilla summoner
>It never gets any new spells from any of the splats while vanilla summoner gets all sorts of goodies.

Does using Elemental Spell change the damage type of the spell?

>>52149351
>tfw your gf has a daddy fetish
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>52149611
I'm pretty sure Paizo doesn't offer *any* unchained classes support in their splats. UC monk getting Scaled Fist is the only one I've ever seen.

>>52149611
I'm bothered by how the Vigilante is already better supported than any of the hybrid classes. I'm not sure Paizo has given Slayer a single talent since their release as an immediate example, but none of them feel like they've gotten much at all.

>>52149621
That's an easy fix anon, just become a daddy. No excuse not too, even girls are doing it these days.

>>52148855

I wanna see Amalthea and Lamastu confront each other and Have a massive cat fight that devolves into them making love and somehow getting each other pregnant.

>>52149568
They weren't daddyposting about memedog because they were too busy gushing over his soft fur and how dogged he was. Fucking memedog

>>52149661
>expecting me actually have and raise children
I'd rather not have to put up with screaming flesh goblins for the next 18 years

>>52149648
Vigilante is probably some Paizo dev's pet project, an embryonic attempt to break off from Pathfinder and start their own superhero game. And since this dev is probably [JJ/friends with JJ strike whichever is in appropriate], it gets put into every single book.

>>52149732

As opposed to nonflesh goblins? Because that sounds terrifying.

>>52149661
Who the fuck can afford that shit?

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>>52149749
Hey, don't talk about my robot lolis like that! They're still in the process of becoming self aware!

>>52148855

The best thing about Amalthea, and all of SEagle's Waifu girls, is their exposed tummies.

>>52148602
Just some hounds of tindalos

What were the apps in Rapegame like?

>>52150005
What apps?

>>52149979

lewd! LEWD!

How does unarmed Vigilante hold up?

>>52149169
dear god i am sorry you must suffer such a fate

Should I post an app for a game I don't actually want to play but built a character for just because I wanted to see what I could do?

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>>52149979
>when none of your characters have exposed bellies

Whatever happened to Iron Gods GM?

>>52150005
I only ever saw two:
Widow Knight
Bag-on-head Rogue

>>52150148
>shows up says they'er considering running something
>a few hours later someones wondering what happened to them

If I had to bet, they went to sleep

Or maybe they got murderraped by cyborg dog ninjas.

>>52149538
the shitpost was better than most of the other characters that applied

>>52150142

EXPOSE YOUR MIDRIFF! ITS AN EMERGENCY!

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>>52150163

Well if its an emergency, BUT I DON'T WANT ANY LAUGHING!

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>>52150163
You have to show your belly when saying sorry.

>>52150163
CAN'T
BE
DONE

>>52150207
I don't even like chubbier girls.
But I would DEMOLISH that or die trying.

>>52150207

Ma'am i'm going to have to ask you to cover the jelly belly.

>>52150207
Why does she have Egoraptor with a saiyan scouter on her leg?

>>52150291
...
huh

>>52149490
>doesnt look like something out of final fantasy?
Galuf, Cyan, Strago, Barret, Cid, Steiner, Amarant, Auron, Basch, Sahz, maybe Snow, and Gladiolus all would like to have a word with you. And that's just to name a few
Heck, the only game where too many fuccbois was a problem was VIII, and that one is easily one of the weakest mainline Final Fantasies

>>52150302
Those characters are all pretty gay tho.

Rolled 2, 2 + 2 = 6 (2d4 + 2)

Don't mind me, I'm totally not rolling the chest of an application.

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>>52150291
Oh god I can't unsee it now.

>>52150291

Nah, It cant be. Scouters go on the other eye.

But if it was, That way she can cast Deathwatch at will.

>>52150316
>most of those characters were the best ones in their respective games, disregarding Snow and Steiner
FTFY

Hell, Galuf and Auron are easily two of the broest badasses in all of Final Fantasy

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>>52150207

EMERGENCY COLOR JOB!

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Oh jeez, this AP really is about a bunch of hipsters isn't it. I thought it was just memes.

>>52150342

Nope, it's an AP about all the cool kids down at the local coffee house getting together and thwarting the plans of the most pathetic villain that Paizo ever tried to get people to take seriously.

>>52150336
Excuse me nigger, Steiner is great.

>>52150338

Sheesh, she needs to learn to color-coordinate better. Someone should take her out shopping.

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>>52150316
You're opinions are shit and uninformed, and so are you.
Seriously did you even play a single Final Fantasy, or are you just meming

>>52150356
Y'know, fuck Hell's Vengeance. I want to play Hell's Rebels as an evil campaign, helping my dorky, inept boss get the better of those cheeky fuckers.

>>52150374

Like you havent sacrificed fashion for stat boosts.

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How do you allay pregnancy in Golarian? Two humans.

>>52150394
Lesbianism.

>>52150356
>Reading through the campaign traits
How the fuck could anyone take this seriously holy fucking shit Paizo. This is just the player's guide.

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>>52150316
You're pathetic, but fuck it, you made me laugh anyway. Here ya go.

>>52150323
You can just claim you rolled max, anon. We won't tell anybody.

>>52150365
Agreed, Snow is the only douchebag out of that list - Fucking ex-terrorist who does nothing but make things worse and has a 10 year old's idea of what a hero is.

>>52150356
Don't you defeat the man villain by threatening to destroy a childhood memento?

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>>52150394
Night tea, bachelor snuff, condoms, oral, anal, non-penetrative intercourse. 3rd-party contraceptive cantrips if your GM will allow them (as shown in this here pdf).

>>52150342

I think it has potential! That's why I applied as a non-meme character in HR.

Actually I'm full of memes, I just hide it.

Rolled 2, 2 + 2 = 6 (2d4 + 2)

>>52150411
Maybe she has then. It's hard to tell under a plate.

>>52150430
>>52150323

The gods have spoken she average

>>52150430
Better keep that plate on.

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>>52150427
>>52150394

But why would you want to? I mean, Don't you want to have a cute bundle of joy that has half to 3/4ths of your genetic material to call your own?

>>52150426

No, that's a subvillain. And said memento is pretty much the only positive memory he has of his shitty childhood.

My irl group had just spent their third session marketing new fads to rich people, gaining influence in the courts, and taking the nobles' money via pure Capitalism.

I love my group..

Rolled 3, 4 + 2 = 9 (2d4 + 2)

>>52150445
>>52150457
We have a saying in French, "Never two without three"

>>52150468
That's her older sister that she's constantly compared to.

>Wisdom in the Flesh
Wait, what skill is con based?

>>52150468

You can't escape mediocrity, These boobs might be in your mind, but >>52150430 >>52150323 These boobs are in your SOUL

Actually, with all his meming on Amalthea, I wonder how well she would get along with Erastil, Shelyn, and Pharasma, since they are the major Inner Sea Gods with overlap with her portfolio

>>52150468
Yeah sure, she's a 9 with her alchemical bra on.

>>52150403

Hell's Rebels is generally held up as the single most egregious case of CG Kewl Kids fighting those lame Establishment Bad Guys, complete with a villain with "trigger warnings" about his incredibly pedestrian (if not downright laughable) brand of evil.

>>52150502
To be fair she dabbles in alchemy.

>>52150503
>trigger warnings
This I gotta see.

>>52150461
girlfriend and I are playing two rogues, one a face the other the muscle. When the wizard wants to take a rest to regain spells they just make like rabbits.

Can't be knocking up the misses during an adventure.

>>52150503
What even is this shit? Does he say a lot of mean slurs to the PCs because they're women, gay, or halflings?

Or is the warning there because he kills people? Like the PCs have likely been doing for weeks if not months if not their whole lives up to that point?

>>52150491

Erastil: "She's a nice lady with proper family values."

Shelyn: "Her kids are wonderful and i would baby sit anytime"

Pharasma: "Bitch better not think about getting uppity, this is MY House."

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>>52150508
>>52150524

Behold, content warnings and debilitating visions from the life of a cat-killing, pot-smoking, pussy-fearing Peeping Tom.

>>52150535
>and triggers
>AND TRIGGERS

are you for real

>>52150514

>Not breeding the perfect Rogue by mixing your own powerful rogue genes together. Also thinking that Pregnancy has any in game penalty other than a -2 penalty to excape artist checks to squeeze through.

>>52150535
>Nonconsensual voyeurism
Huuuuuuuuuuh

>>52150535
>Villain gets mocked by prostitutes with shame on his fame
>This sickens you for 10 minutes

Y'know I just feel bad for this villain. Like he needs a hug, y'know?

>>52150535
Please tell me this is parody.
This has to be meant to be funny.
There is no way someone at Paizo wasn't taking the piss.

>>52150535
You also have his proclamations? Because last I checked weren't they largely innefectual and harmless?

>>52150535
So the BBEG is just /r9k/?

>>52148602
Helping a friend build a druid. Tiny size race and -4 str means we'll be ignoring melee and wildshape.

Storm Lord druid (on d20pfsrd) trades wild shape for a variety of weather controlling SLAs.

Now, are all SLA DCs CHA based, or are they Wisdom based because druid/divine source?

>>52150583
There's a summary of their content in the various floors' 'Flaw' entry.

>>52150464
And the guy is fairly bro otherwise, and later commits suicide over the fact he let you go for a trinket.

If I recall correctly.

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>>52150573
>shame on his fame

What did he mean by this?

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>>52150583
Oh, is this it? From the player's guide.

>>52150603
All charisma based unless stated otherwise.

Not only that, but little known fact, even Wildshape abilities and special effects of monsters you get are Charisma based since it's a Polymorph effect.

t. player who plays Druid in PFS

>>52150627
Y'know, besides the mint (which, whatever, every leader has his looney moments) and maybe the clothes one, those all seem reasonable to me. Am I missing something?

Cue those being used for evil plot points.

>>52150627
Yeah, see, these are barely evil laws at all! Heck, pending on the situation, the ones regarding pests and dogs actually helps the city and a little bit of the economy, while the rest just feel either pointless or impossible to enforce.

Grain one is a bit grey on whether reasonable or not.

>>52150627
That's it? That's "martial law"? That's all?

Why do I get the idea that Crystal, Price, et al actually think of these laws as horrible and world-threatening?

>>52150628
Thanks buddy. Good to know.

>>52150613
Face you goof.

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>>52150627
>>52150654
>>52150661
>>52150663
Bazzy is literally banning night tea (a 100% effective, cheap contraceptive) though.

>>52150689
>Bazzy secretly worships Amalthea

>>52150627
>Proclamation the First
Eh, can't say this is good because it encourages commoners to breed rats to make money.
>Proclamation the Second
Entirely reasonable. However from a magical perspective this allows her to enter image into any place of buisness, but that may be the point.
>Proclamation the Third
That's actually pretty neato, but might not work out super well.
>Proclamation the Fourth
A bit weird, but what ever.
>Proclamation the Fifth
Geez, that's a big fine, but hey, gotta have that grain.
>Proclamation the Sixth
Night tea the magical narcotic? Yeah seems fair. However banning all tea is a bit far.
>Proclamation the Seventh
This is the only really bad one I can see. Even then it's not that bad.

>>52150689
Yeah. That's it. Bachelor snuff is still a thing. Anal is still a thing. More than likely, condoms are still a thing.

>>52150689
Only during certain hours, and night tea is only effective in high doses.

>>52150689
It's only banned at night because it has health risks.

>>52150702

Well, presumably the third is so he always has a steady supply of angry dogs to sic on people he doesn't like, but that's hardly an original policy in Cheliax of all fucking places. And I think the sixth actually bans drinking tea in general at night, rather than actual night tea (though that probably counts as tea).

>>52150689
Except that the law doesn't ban tea, technically, as >>52150717 says.
>>52150702
>Eh, can't say this is good because it encourages commoners to breed rats to make money.
Would it make them enough money to justify the time investment, though? Rats would be need to kept fed, given access to water, and separated/caged so they don't eat each other nor escape.

>>52150689
>>52150702

Wrong, he's banning it's use during a certain time frame which, frankly, is impossible to enforce at all, and if the tea was shown to have deleterious side effects (which it probably doesn't, but let's just say it is for the sake of the principal), then he is well within his right to censor how it is proscribed

>>52150627
I can't believe they managed an entire adventure path around this.

>>52150730
>Would it make them enough money to justify the time investment, though? Rats would be need to kept fed, given access to water, and separated/caged so they don't eat each other nor escape.
Similar policies have been tried in the past and you always get dumb people who try and breed them, then they fuck up and release a ton of extra pests into the wild.

>>52150727
Possible?

>>52150735
It doesn't say just Night Tea, it says Tea. Though one can assume it is referring to Night Tea.

>>52150627
Someone explain to me why there was a rebellion over this? I know Cheliax was supposed to be really fucking volatile politically, but this seems a bit too mild.

>>52150627
Did...did they not tell the writers for Hell's Rebels what Cheliax is supposed to be like?

As in public impalings and stoning non-Asmodean priests Cheliax?

>>52150773
Maybe that's the point.

Maybe it was so mild that it was seen as the weakest link in Cheliax?

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>>52150773
You're unhip if you ain't rebellioning.

>>52150689
>How dare these law makers stop me from shotgunning Laudanum!
Oh Lord, is Paizo staffed by AnCaps?

>>52150784
These are some fucking idioitic campaign traits.

Aren't these supposed to be about events that have shaped your life and outlook? I mean Jesus, these aren't even passing fancies for the most part.

>>52150777
Hell's Rebels is a Saturday morning cartoon. It's supposed to be light and silly.

>>52150764
I dunno, those kinds of policies have been really effective at removing most of NAs apex predators, and for a while nearly wiped out many forms of raptor and other fowl.

>>52150798
Those aren't the traits; they're just little things that give you a bonus during the opening book.

>>52150810
That's...kind of a relief?
Not much of one.

>>52150798
They're not the actual campaign traits, just a separate bonus you pick at the start of the campaign that fades after the opening.

The actual campaign traits instead include gems such as being autistic, having a crush on a celebrity, or being a hip comedian.

>>52150820
Oh shit being a comedian is a campaign trait? Someone post the page with the traits.

I really want to apply with a hardcore anarchist political theorist who secretly worships proteans because fuck devils, and fuck dad and his stupid devil worship.

>>52150837
Too many pages, but the particular trait is dubbed "Gifted Satirist", only it makes a point to say that your career hasn't gotten anywhere, so really, you're probably shit at comedy.

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>>52150837
>and fuck dad and his stupid devil worship.

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>post yfw the new Nirmathas AP is brig written by the same people as these gems of Hell's Rebels, and that they'll rewrite and ignore all the lore from the recent Molthune/Nirmathas guide book to make it less "problematic"

>>52150848
>be Ragathiel
>mfw mom throws me a party for my latest exploit
>currently out of devils in direct sight to smite, no excuse to not accept
>mfw I see dad and his fucking boss right there, chatting around
>mfw I can't even smite them, they currently are guests under mom's protection
>mfw the music starts, and Asmodeus asks Shelyn for a dance
>mfw she accepts
>mfw the bastard looks at me and makes his trademarked smug grin

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>>52150514
So who's on guard duty?

>>52150514
It takes weeks for it to even cause morning sickness; hell in the first 2-3 weeks the hormonal changes might even translate to slight bonuses physically.

And even afterwards; though you'll need constant help with the nausea, it takes a few months before you're really encumbered by it all.

Although, around 20 weeks in, it's probably time to stop climbing walls and wearing rigid armor. Wouldn't wanna be hit in the abdomen either or you'll be lucky if all that causes is a little bundle of retard.

Worst case scenario, you need an emergency c-section or you'll be killed by rotting dead stuff that's integrated itself into your circulatory system and can bypass a good chunk of your immune, both poisoning and diseaseing you.

>>52150547
As someone who's actually been in Afghanistan, fuck every one of these prissy bitches who appropriated that term for themselves.

They do not have flashbacks. They do not even have PTSD, and it's a goddamn fucking insult to everyone who has to live with *actual* fucking trauma for these pieces of shit to even pretend it's all on the same level.

Someone calling you mr. when you're obviously a guy but would rather be called a woman does NOT magically transport you to Iraq to see your mates bleeding out from a missing shoulder after an IED took out that vehicle Cheney's own fucking conglomerate stole the money for the armor from.

How do I stop demilich from sucking my soul out
I got shit fort save

>>52150559
it's literally carried weight, and will be a lot more than -2 once you've nearly doubled your Z-axis!

Plus eating about 1.5x as much starting about six weeks in.

Also not being able to handle a bunch of smells, and the occasional emotional breakdown out of nowhere.

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>>52151201

Thats where the worship, or at least a few offerings, to Amalthea come in! She's a mom too! She probably can ease a few of the troubles of the whole "baking" process for your bun in the oven.

>>52151211
that figurine makes it look like she's pregnant again

>>52150559
Christ. I wish that was the only penalty.

My Investigator basically had to retire until it was all over.

Dex based + Alchemy casting + Frontline Fighter + Pregnancy = Bad Times.

>>52151193
Anon, psychological triggers don't mean that you automatically experience Vietnam-flashback-strength trauma. Grow up.

>>52151364
"I don't like X" also does not translate to "X is an actualy psychological trigger" unless you're actually mentally damaged.

I actually hate the Amalthea shilling, she was a shitty annoying dumb pregnancy fetish when SE made her back in the day, and she's a shitty annoying dumb pregnancy fetish now.

Also she has all sorts of fanfic red flags with LITERALLY BIRTHS GODS and now IS A GOD HERSELF

fucking kill me.

>>52151199
don't get ur soul sucked dude

>>52150342
The very first waifu-able halfling in a Pathfinder adventure and she's a sloppy-fat genderless blob with a dyke haircut. Just give her a bad dye job and some Ronald Mcdonald lipstick and she'd fit right in with the other dangerhairs on tumblr.

>>52150388
There was someone playing Hell's Rebels as a Golarian version of ISIS. From mu understanding he got banned from Paizo because reasons.

>>52151418
fucking bigots, Sarenism is a religion of peace!

You ever see an app and think it's trying not to be picked?

>>52151427
yeah its called most apps from /pfg/ because you people are awful at them

>>52151364
And yet that's *EXACTLY* what all those SJWs and tumblrites and trigglypuffs are claiming happens to them from hearing words they don't particularly love, when demanding it all be censored forever.

>>52151438
I haven't been to Afghanistan but I have been diagnosed with PTSD by an actual doctor. I don't like soft upper class white women who have lived exceptionally soft lives trying to make it into a mockery so they get more ass-pats. Also as someone who has spent years in therapy trying to learn how to be a productive member of society the whole "race to the bottom" thing bothers me on a different level.

>>52151312

probably is.

What games are recruiting where I don't need to be a weeb?

>>52151421
Yeah until there's enough of them, then it's "you need to let us practice our own rules", and once they outnumber you it's "convert or die".

We know how all those damn things work.

>>52151485
This.

>>52151617
WOW

GUYS

THIS GUY IS A SARENOPHOBE!

>>52151418
I remember that thread. T'was all in good fun until someone got all "you can't play like that! just knowing you're thinking those things triggers everyone!" and then a few more fucktards chimed in demanding these "terrible" people be removed.

It was fucking disgusting.

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>shy wizard boy with high Int but low Cha, already used trait for Int for Diplomacy
>looks like a girl, dresses like a girl

Serious talk: How would you rule what it takes to detect the trap? If it's Disguise vs. Perception, wouldn't it be spotted immediately by anyone?

>>52151655
Literally yes.

>>52151655
Disable Device

>>52151655
different gender is -2 to your disguise check and it's secretly rolled once per disguise - as the srd states, "you don't know how good it is".

detecting a trap is literally perception check. If you can't at least put some fucking effort in your disguise, someone's going to notice the bulge, or the adam's apple, or the bone structure...

It's easier before puberty, but once you lose the "young" template? MOST playable races have significant sexual dimorphism.

"traps" are traps because being convincing is anything but fucking common.

>>52151655
my way of dealing with it is never accepting any 'traps' into my games

they are cancer

>>52151681

Taking a 20 on your disguise would make it good enough that most non PC types would be fooled, presumably you're not taking too many penalties if your character is androgynous to begin with.

>>52151714
that would take 6 hours and 40 minutes.

>>52151714
I dont think you can take 20, because you don't know how good it is. You wouldn't know when you've 'won'. It's not something with an easy indicator like lockpicking.

>>52151739
you could actually never take 20, because disguise always has penalties for failure, IE, people noticing that you're in a disguise.

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>>52151351

What penalties did the GM impose? I know that there is nothing official.


At most, i'd probably just impose a penalty to Overland movement. Specifically make it so the forced march penalties kick in at 4 hours instead of 8 for pregnant women.

maybe a -2 to resist nausea.

>>52151655
>>52151714
>>52151735
>>52151739

Sounds like the answer is don't dump charisma if you want to use charisma skills

>>52151778
honestly you could end up getting fucked regardless, you can't even take 10 on disguise checks (they're always rolled in secret), so prepare to not pass one day.

>>52151778
Keep in mind that the group takes a perception check against your disguise every fucking hour.

Statistically, you'll be exposed within the first day of knowing any group

>>52151797

I think you'd be saved by the DM forgetting, like most rules in pathfinder

>>52151802
Realistically yes, but categorically you should get fucking exposed real goddamn quick

>>52151797
I'm starting to understand the necessity of Vigilante's bonus.

>>52151819
Yes, the +20 makes it so that its virtually impossible for a random NPC to expose them.

>>52151655

I think your best bet would just be to not make checks. Mechanically if your PC looks and dresses like a girl, the only thing that would foil that besides a hand to the junk, would be certain divination spells.

>>52151843
except to appear as a different gender, you have to make a disguise check

Traps B T F O

>>52151843
Except that disguise check is precisely the mechanical attempt to dress and look the part.

Look; sometimes, even admiral Ackbar is surprised.

Other times you've got Priscilla Queen of the Desert, and you know it.

The worst though is when someone looks like a big black man in drag, and yet INSISTS that everyone pretend that they can't tell. And that's just not right.

>>52151901

I think the disguise check is for when you're crafting a purposeful disguise, similar how diplomacy follows a persuasive attempt. You don't roll diplomacy every time you ask someone to do something.

I don't really see why it would be necessary to try to shit on trap players, I mean if they're in your game to begin with. If it's a problem, why even let them get that far?

>>52151928
>not shitting on trap players on every opportunity
?

>>52151928
Diplomacy isn't asking someone, its trying to convince someone

A disguise however, is a disguise.

>>52151956

A dog that looks exactly like a wolf, does it need to make a disguise to look like a wolf?

If you're playing in a faggy anime game, who gives a shit about the mechanics of disguising your trap? It's all just window dressing for ERP anyway.

>>52151970
there's a -2 on disguise checks to look like another race

>>52151982

So does it get +100 for looking exactly like a wolf?

>>52151775
-4 Dex, -10 to movement speed, fort saves vs. sickened every day, 50+ points of bludgeoning required a save vs. miscarriage, and drinking extracts or mutagens had a chance of causing "problems," as she put it.

Not a great time.

>>52151995
If it looks like a wolf its probably a wolf

You could maybe justify a +5 to the check for only 'minor details', but you'd still take the -2

>>52151996

well that's not fun at all.

If anything being pregnant as an adventurer should be a barrel of embarrassing laughs.

Like will saves to avoid strange food cravings, Stealth checks to avoid your annoying mother who keeps giving you "advice", and having to shop for pants, or forgoing pants entirely.

>>52152003

no, it's a dog, that looks exactly like a wolf.

The point is that the disguise rules are clearly made for someone who does NOT look like what they're trying to disguise to.

They made them for the idea of subterfuge and the like, not every day things like, padding a bra.

The mechanical failures of disguise are pretty clear seeing as they throw Vigilante +20 just for existing, effectively saying "Don't bother rolling" because they know the rules basically don't work for every day applications. If you're GM'ing a game with a trap and hate traps, why not talk to the player instead of going retarded round about ways to dredge out the worst qualities of pathfinder?

>>52152031
you misunderstand

I simply want to shit on trap playing retards

>>52152035
Then you are naught but a turd, good man.

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>>52151655
Find a way to get disguise as a class skill, put at least one point into it, even at cha 6 that is a +2 disguise, most traits that give class skills also give you a +1 so a +3 net, then take 10 every day to disguise yourself as female, most people will take ten to detect your disguise so the average person will never be able to tell.
I am currently in a game playing a sylph that masquerades as human by doing this.

>>52152031
If it is a dog that looks exactly like a wolf, it would be like a kitsune that looks exactly like a human, a +10 to the check, which is enough to get past almost anyone's passive check.

Is there any way to make a mute spellcaster who doesn't suck?

>>52152031
>The point is that the disguise rules are clearly made for someone who does NOT look like what they're trying to disguise to.
A trap doesn't look like a woman unless they're specifically trying to disguise themselves as one.

>>52152195
What if the character has some magical genetic condition to change that? Feminine form, but still male parts.

>>52152183
oracle with deaf curse.

>>52152199
Then that's even worse than having a regular trap as a PC.

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Why does one poster keep on throwing a tantrum over "slender fuccbois" in /pfg/ games?

>>52152225
Because they remind us of you.

What kinks is the puella Dm allowing, is futa ok?

>>52149979
Glad to oblige you, anon~

should i still take superstition as a level 2 barbarian if i have a support caster glued to me all the time

>>52150461

>Implying even Amalthea doesn't partake in the other holes when the mood arises

>>52150773

Kintargo has always been a historically liberal city, and the former mayor (a proud woman possibly of color) preferred to allow people to live and let live.

Barney is the first fucking white male since the Civil War to come in and actually enforce Chelaxian law.

>>52152600
>Berkeley has always been a historically liberal city
I wonder what would happen if you went through the entirety of the HR AP and did this.

How come the only fast healing Barbarian gets is that shitty rage power?

Where's the I FEED FROM YOUR BLOOD archetype, Paizo?

>>52152702

Fast healing negates the need for a Cleric, you're giving martials a spell as a constant power!

>>52152702
Just become a vampire, easy.

>>52152270
Speaking as one of his previous players, yes futa is ok, You may all be destined to end up as cute futas at night

>>52151928
I think the stealth check is for when you're crafting a purposeful hiding place, similar to how diplomacy follows a persuasive attempt. You don't roll stealth every time you try to sneak past some kind of guard or security emplacement.

I don't really see why it would be necessary to try to shit on stealthy players. I mean if they're in your game to begin with. If it's a problem, why even let them get that far?

>>52151797
>If you come to the attention of people who are suspicious (such as a guard who is watching commoners walking through a city gate), it can be assumed that such observers are taking 10 on their Perception checks.
>If you don’t draw any attention to yourself, others do not get to make Perception checks.

Just don't draw any attention to yourself. Be the wallflower.

>>52151996
>50+ points
Uh, anon, that's enough to turn most women into badly matching wallpaper. Like, if even two or three points of that transfers from the shockwave into babby, you've got a dead fetus on your hands. Or uterus, as the case may be.

>>52148602

I've got my party about to face against a little war camp of Goblins. Among the camp are a couple of Goblin Dogs, which are really a species of rodent, but are close enough to dogs.

Their NPC guide also has a trio of big working dogs... unfortunately he had to leave them behind in town. He misses his doggos.

>>52152471
No, get Lesser Beast Totem.

>>52152899
Clearly if she has enough HP to survive 50+ bludgeoning damage, the womb is well protected.

I'm playing a Barbarian and I've been thinking about dipping Oracle (lame curse, for rage cycling at level 9).
I actually have a good RP opportunity to do so right now, as I'm currently limping back to town at -13 HP (diehard) while carrying my unconscious buddy after we just barely defeated an evil wizard. However, that would make me a Barbarian 1/Oracle 1.
I was planning to ask my GM for an excuse to dip at level 9 so I can immediately rage cycle from then on, but this is a pretty good opportunity. Kind of worried it'll be a dead level until 9, though, since my CHA is too low to cast spells.

So, my question is: is it too early to dip? Should I just not dip at all, even?

>>52152976
Play the role, not the rule.

>>52152976
aren't there magic items for rage-cycling? dipping seems a bit of an extreme measure

>>52152600
Yeah
Otherwise being rebellious makes no sense

>>52153010
I'm willing to play the role, but this is a tough campaign and I don't want to end up dead after wasting a levelup for something so far down the line.

>>52153018
There's that one belt, but it's a belt slot item, so...
I think there's also some obscure combination of ioun stones and feats? I don't remember it.
Dipping does seem extreme, but the other options aren't much better.

>>52152976
Isn't it ironic that CHA is a dump stat for Barbarians, but then you're heavily inclined to dip one level of a CHA-based caster later on down the line?

>>52150627
Barzillai Thrune just wants a quiet life.

>>52153043
I know one part of it is a Flawed Green Cabochon Ioun Stone.

The Nightwalker Template (Subject to tinkering)

>For every point of HP magically healed, gain 1 Corruption.
>When you gain Corruption and it meets or exceeds your Maximum HP, you must make a Will save, DC {10+Corruption-Max HP}. On a failure, you become incapacitated with madness until after an overnight rest is completed. On success, you have the option to initiate a rage as though you were an equivalent level barbarian. When the rage ends, you will be incapacitated with madness for a short period.
>Resting for an hour at night is the equivalent of resting the whole night normally. Resting the whole night restores all HP. Resting all day removes all Corruption.

>If you become overwhelmed from a forceful transfer of corruption, a poison held in all bodily fluids much like a disease, Nightwalkers have a chance of absorbing the essence of the source, their bodies transforming into aspects of the other's body. These transformations only manifest at night, melting back into the body under the light of the sun.

What do you guys make of this, mechanically? Table the kink discussion if you can.

>>52153043
>>52153151
Flawed Green Cabochon Ioun Stone, Internal Fortitude, and I'm pretty sure there's a feat to make you exhausted whenever you would be fatigued.

>>52151819
>>52151828
That's why I took vigilante!

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Lads, let's say I want to make an Elf that Elves wish they could be - like, the type of warrior-king that would be better fit for Middle-Earth than Golarion.

What weapon should I aim for with this character? Path of War is allowed, so I'm oscillating between a one-handed sword (Einhander style), an Elven Curved Blade or maybe a longspear.

Wait a sec, so if you have two primary natural attacks, you get to apply your full STR to both, right?
If you only attack with one, do you get to apply 1.5x STR or must you only have one available?

>>52153243
all elves should strive to not be elves
play a human

>>52153247

You must only have one available, such as a single bite or gore, but no claws.

>>52153243
All of the above. Elven Curve Blade, Elven Branch Spear, Longbow. If it's covered by your Weapon Familiarity you should know how to use it well.

>>52152953
shockwaves travel though. While her own structural integrity will take the hit (but not without a fort save; that means it IS something that can potentially kill her on the spot), you're forgetting how well this travels through liquids.

Babby's best bet is that it's got good genes and can survive 5 points of damage if mommy gets immediate clerical attention, whereas the average non-adventuring-parents newborn with their shittier array gets pulped

>ITT
>How tough is babby formed?

Just ask wizard to magic u a babby

>>52153339
If Urotsukidoji has taught me anything, it's that babby can be formed at JRPG-end-boss levels of toughness.

why is lesser beast totem and beast totem so shit when greater beast totem is so good

>>52153390
Balance

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Don't hide it from me, /pfg/.

Tell me about the time they threw your character a parade.

wait a fucking minute supersition doesn't stack with the will save from being in a rage

what the fuck they're both morale bonuses

huh? is superstition just for fort/ref? why do people take this crap, then? so they can qualify for eater of magic?

>>52153435
On the way to our hanging

>>52153445
Spell Sunder, anon

>>52153445
It scales

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>>52153369
>>52153339
If shmups taught me anything, it's that feti are supercluster-scale abominations whose abortions demand planet-rending levels of dimensional firepower.

>>52153462
oh, shit, of course

so it's essentially a tax until it scales up enough

>>52153165
It definitely makes temporary HP and non-magical fast healing way more significant.

The save DC is too high to try to use intentionally which would be my other way to try and play with it mechanically.

>>52153561
>>52153561
Are there any sources of non-magical fast healing even near level 3?

>>52150148
Still lurking. Once every 2 or 3 days I like to sleep

>>52153582
There might be some in Path of War, or non-magical healing depending on how you define the 'non-magical' part. There's also a few sources of it from racial stuff that's usually total garbage and is... probably still total garbage, but slightly less than normal.

>>52153582
I think Troll Stypic?

>>52153645
Well, the DM is currently wavering on whether PoW is allowed. Probably because it's "oh great, another system I have to learn inside of Pathfinder"

>tfw want to apply for Monster Rape RPG
>don't want everyone to know I'm a filthy /d/eviant who gets off on monster rape and being over-powered.

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>>52153762
Make a burner profile. You've got like no competition right now anyways

>tfw have seen the DM's f-list

I took Diehard on my Barbarian for flavor reasons.
Is Stalwart worth my time?
I get Combat Expertise for free due to feat tax rules.

>>52153796
Well, come on now. Share the wealth.

>>52153814
Absolutely not

That's what killed the play by post game in the first place

What's the best level 1 Riven Hourglass maneuver? Not stances.

>>52153831
Dooooooooooo itttttttttttt

>>52153850
Strike the Hourglass or Minute Hand.

>>52153850
Swift action bonus attack.

Stat your character as a deity

>Name, with 2-3 other titles
>Patron of X, Y, Z
>Holy Symbol
>Alignment
>5 Domains
>5 Subdomains
>Favored Weapon
>Deific Obedience

>>52153850
Break the Hourglass. Act on that surprise round or de-flatfoot yourself.

>>52153953
Clockwatcher.

>>52154007
Yeah, that one. Was distracted while typing, my bad.

>>52154036
I'll break YOUR hourglass anon! With my mouth

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>Guide recommends taking Toughness
>Combined with your d12 hit die, this feat will make you very hard to kill

>>52154131
If I peer at this from the shadows, does that make me a clockwatcher?

>>52153936
Ayeleth, the Studied Blade, the Knowing Sailor.
Patron of Sailors, Tactics, and Study.
A falchion with paper as the blade.
LN
Knowledge, Water, War, Law, Travel
Loyalty, Ocean, Tactics, Rivers, Exploration
Favored Weapon - Falchion
Deific Obedience - Spend 1 hour studying the motions of waves. If none are available, contemplate the tactics of the last enemies you fought. Gain a +2 bonus on Profession (Sailor) checks and Knowledge checks to identify enemies.

>>52154149
Into the trash anon!

If I use a thing with the effect of "save or become [status effect] for 1 round," does the 1 round end at the end of initiative order, or when their turn starts or end, or when my next turn starts or end, or at the end of the next initiative order?

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Does taking Riven Hourglass give an initiator an hourglass figure?

>>52153936
Marcus Eisenstadt, Hell's Knight, Bane of Immunities
Patron of Black Knights, Demonslaying and Plans Gone Right
Holy Symbol: A ruby blade upon a shield
Alignment: Lawful Neutral
Domains: Death, Law, Magic, Trickery, War
Subdomains: Ambush, Arcane, Devil, Divine, Tactics
Favored Weapon: Nodachi
Deific Obedience: Spend 1 hour going through all your available techniques and abilities, practicing them and/or thinking of new ways to use them together. Gain a +4 profane bonus on Intimidate, Perception, Spellcraft or Stealth.

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