your move, faggots
>>52147324
O lower right.
>>52147324
I cast Arcane Shot.
>>52147324
*Teleports Behind you*
>>52147324
>>52147381
O upper left.
>>52147475
>>52147474
>>52147381
shit how do I even deal with this
Look, the problem already revealed is that you're not thinking with enough dimensions. Behind implies space behind you. An obscured space. A space largely out of view.
You know what you must do.
I expand it into a cube and take the right and top side for a tactical advantage.
>>52147965
There's a damn snake in this thing!
>>52148141
And the snake is a wizard! I think it placed a magic trap on that square!
>>52148278
I move and shoot.
>>52148278
It triggers my countermeasure, summoning a phantom X to the top left, front side.
>>52148412
You just activated my trap circle underneath Phantom X.
Guess I'll pick Big Zam.
>>52148502
Shit. Now what?
>>52148574
>>52148621
See how you deal with this one, fucko. Land on this space and you're fucking bankrupt for sure.
>>52148689
>>52148737
Christ, I hate Magic. Fine, here, pick one you piece of shit.
op here, going to bed, work in the morning
keep going please
>>52148975
Pssh, /tg/ users having a life? What nonsense and heresy is this?
I censor the tarmogoyf
>>52149027
I roll for initiative to counterattack the censorship act.
>>52149027
I uncensor the poor card and get on at piccadilly.
>>52149027
HEY! WHERE'S THE INITIATIVE ROLL?
AS AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE, I DO NOTHING ABOUT THIS BREAKING OF RULES!
>>52149057
>>52149045
Right here, sir.
>>52149068
GOOD! I CONTINUE TO DO NOTHING AS AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE!
>>52149045
>>52149046
>DEJA VU
>>52148994
He's obviously a heretic or a witch or some shit.
I say kill it with fire.
But since I couldn't be bothered to own a lighter I'll leave it to the rest of you brave warriors of all the good and kinda-ok things, yes?
>>52149115
I use reserve O's and do a LINE COMBO! I win
>>52149254
Well damn, that was a quick end.
Shit, now I'm out of a job of being the unofficial judge.
>>52149285
An old man has a question
>>52149335
OH YES OLD MAN WHAT IS THE QUESTION.
I AS AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE HAVE A SMALL CHANCE OF BEING ABLE TO ANSWER.
>>52149358
do you know the true meaning of what it means to get in-a-row?
UNO!
>>52149437
Uh......
UH......
It means you have three symbols of the same design in a perfect row! Doing so results in a win in tic-tac-toe!
(WHY IS AN OLD MAN ASKING ME EXISTENTIAL QUESTIONS, I'M JUST AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE)
>>52149516
Page 256 section 3 of the 7th Edition Rulebook, it states that as an unofficial judge you have to answer questions asked by mythical or elderly figures if the questions are mathematical, scientific, directions, existential, theoretical, or riddles.
>>52149644
Well shit.
The Life of an Unofficial Judge
Starring: An Unofficial Judge
>>52149335
WHILE THE UNOFFICIAL JUDGE IS DISTRACTED I DOUBLE THE BOARD, THUS MEANING YOU REQUIRE DOUBLE THE POINTS TO WIN.
SUCK IT.
>>52149841
WAIT WHAT
UNOFFICIAL JUDGE DOES NOT APPRECIATE THIS!
HOW? HOW CAN THE GAME CONTINUE? IT'S ALREADY WON? WHAT IS THIS?
MY LIFE IS TORTURE! WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS JOB?
>>52149841
Too bad for you, I use pot of greed !
I forgot the effect though
>>52149878
It chose you.
>>52149913
HAHA, YOU POOR BASTARD, I HAD THE LARGER POT OF GREED THE WHOLE TIME.
I can't quite recall what it does either though.
>>52149987
Aaaaaand My card was actually a slave, not only do you lose but you also get to pay me five times my wager.
>>52150215
Oh shat.
My life as an Unofficial Judge is getting serious now.
I will continue to do nothing.
>>52150215
Queen of Swords ascendent, I negate my loss, but I am now in serious debt.
Game on.
N-nani?
This thread...
Theyre thinking in strategy over 8 moves down the line
>>52150328
As the Queen spots dubs, I slay her and place my strong claim heir on the throne to manipulate the debt away. Viva!
>>52150420
You activated my trap NAP!
>>52150520
I SUMMON THE TARASQUE AND PLACE MY CARD IN ATTACK MODE
NOW ROLL YOUR SAVING THROW
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>52150584
FUCK!
>>52150598
I declare a blood cascade, we're all going to drown if something isn't done.
Including the unofficial judge.
Especially the unofficial judge.
>>52150633
Congrats you actually got me cornered kiddo.
I activate BERSERKER SOUL : for every monster card I draw, one more attack I obtain.
BUT HEY ... WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT I ACTUALLY DRAW A MONSTER CARD ?!!!
>>52150969
MONSTA CARDO
>>52150969
DOROOOOO !!!!!!!
MONSTA KAAADO !!!!
I have watched this madness long enough, I am sorry for doing this...
This thread...
>>52151169
Fuck, if we were playing another game drawing this would have actually been useful
>>52151004
Yeah, nah, in response I Flashback Moment's Peace
>>52151213
I equip MASK OF JUSTICE to mushroom man making him invulnerable to attack or destruction by magic.
Rolled 3 (1d3)
>>52151233
>Sacrefice mushroom man to summon 1d3 dire rats
>>52151247
Can't he's indestructible. Even by magic.
>>52151264
>Sacrifice: Divine class action
>In case of dispute, contact local judge
>>52151270
>>52151264
>>52151247
I CALL UPON THE JUDGE TO... uh... JUDGE WHETHER ACTION CAN BE CARRIED OUT!
>>52151280
I JUDGE THAT YOU CAN
>>52151314
>>52151247
>>52151338
O shit the rats are also slightly ethereal, making them immune to Pepe abilities and physical attacks. Oh and maybe they can fly?
>>52151338
>>52151343
Well I activate the magic card pot of greed, it allows me to draw 2 cards from my deck!
>>52151353
And of course I forget the image
>>52151361
I play CLASSY POT OF GREED. It is a monster that allows me to draw 5 cards each turn and increases the cards allowed in my hand to 70.
>>52151361
You sure sure that's actually what pot of greed does ? I don't mean to be a buzzkill but I have some doubts here
>>52151380
On behalf of my moustache I gain a token for the next anime reactions montage and pass the turn
>>52151423
I SHALL END THIS BATTLE
I PLAY THE DREADED 4 DRAW 4S ANDE DECLARE UNO
>>52151431
>I PLAY THE DREADED 4 DRAW 4S ANDE DECLARE UNO
NO THATS NOT POSSIBLE
>>52151431
I play Burt Reynolds equipped with Harrowing Moustache in defense mode. Blocking three of your four draws.
Damn... I'm an inch from losing all of Spiritual Pressure.
>>52151436
VICTORY IS MINE
>>52151458
THATS WHAT YOU THINK
DRAW FOURS ARE ONLY ABLE TO BE BLOCKED BY ANOTHER DRAW FOUR YOU FOOL
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>52151474
BAMN BITCH!
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ONLY ONE WITH A LEGENDARY CARD?
I SUMMON THE FORBIDDEN ONE!
>>52151436
>>52151458
>>52151462
>>52151474
JOKE'S ON YOU SUCKERS I STORM OFF WITH ALL THE CARDS I JUST DREW
>>52151474
>>52151513
I CANT HANDLE THIS DUEL
>>52151521
>>52151521
>>52151343
>the rats are also slightly ethereal, making them immune to Pepe abilities and physical attacks.
>>52151546
>>52151521
Your attack is ineffective.
Wow, the Tic-Tac-Toe DLC really changes the strategy.
>>52151546
Objection
>pepe uses meme magic which obviously affects etheral creatures. There for they are only immune to the physical part of his attack.
Don't mind me, just turning in my quest since I paid 50 fucking dollars for this shitty game and my guys keep dying thanks to those FUCKING RATS.
>>52151599
Your reward is a pet feral dire rat.
(note it is untrainable).
>>52151536
Well I play Pachirisu!
>>52151536
with pepe raising the ground and three +4 stacked I summon multidimensional grid and reveal my masterful check
>>52151644
Those are draw 5 cards. They are 11 times as effective as draw 4s.
>>52151644
I cast RETRO MEEM.
I super rare digimon that I found in the basement.
It probably does something.
>>52151644
I play Sheherazade. We play a subgame that does not affect the outcome of this game
>>52151789
JUUUUDGE, my opponent announced a different spell from the one he cast
>>52151788
INTENSE MUSIC PLAYS.
https://youtu.be/V92OBNsQgxU
>>52151805
>>52151813
>>52151833
Lol. you can't do that. Just sold the gamestore to this nice japanese fellow. Now there are new houserules
>>52151833
>>52151839
See, Jamal? I TOLD you using 3.5e was a bad idea, why you always gotta go and try and skimp on cost you poor ass nigger
>>52151839
>>52151833
Rules? SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!
>>52151869
Did I win?
I... I think I won...
>>52152224
What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
>>52152499
How can someone win a game he is not playing if winning is part of playing?
>>52152967
EMPEROR DAMN IT
Rolled 12 (1d20)
I roll to set fire to the gaming table.
>>52151880
Your turn. Call or fold?
Ah shit, I spilled my drink!
>>52153805
>Call or fold?
I call Papa Johns. You guys want anything? Just skip my turn if you get to it.
>>52152967
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU........
>>52153841
Isn't this a 2 person only game?
>>52153841
Large pizza with pepperoni, mushrooms, Canadian bacon and pineapple please
>>52153915
I know I haven't exactly been in the running to win, but there's no need to be rude about it.
I had a shitty draw of 4 aces a few hours back and now i'm stuck with 1 mana a turn, negative lifepoints, and I have to cut my pinky off and give it to the winner.
Were getting into the real late game folks. We are officially 2 and half minutes to midnight, the 1 HP having of course, lowered the time on the clock by an entire minute, and unlocking the nuclear launch codes.
Will any players really risk it?
>>52154069
It is not often I have the pleasure of seeing this piece come out.
>>52154069
>hear about tic-tac-toe thread on /tg/
>get here just in time to see the nukes unlocked
What a time to be alive.
>>52153935
>and pineapple
Oh hey, Big Zam.
I put an x in the middle
I flip the whole damned table over.
Oh, hey-- I forgot there was a backgammon board on the other side.
Who even plays backgammon?
>>52154328
ha while you helped me assemble the perfect board state and thanks to all the extra cards I was finally able to complete it.
Behold the absolute power of
TRUMP THE UNSTUMPABLE ONE
>>52154328
>>52154368
Guys, I don't think it's a backgammon board.
>>52154383
I SUMMON URBANMECH
>>52154383
I, as the unofficial judge, am back and WHAT THE SHIT WHY HOW DO I RESET AS AN UNOFFICIAL JUDGE HOW DAMN UNOFFICIAL RULEBOOK WHERE IT IS IT?
>>52154468
>>52154490
Oh there it is!
Uh.....
UH.....
(I forgot the damn thing has infinite pages who designs this?)
>>52154402
OH FUCk
>>52154468
It says here on page 32 of the Tic-tac-toe 7th edition rulebook, that if a backgammon monster is discovered upon flipping over the board, then a Time Moment® must be declared. So I guess we'll need to pull out the Time Wizards rulebook
I have no fucking idea what is going on in this thread. And I'm okay with that.
Shine on you crazy diamonds.
>>52154153
Do you think we can keep this thread going...for 99 hours?
>>52154490
It's current editor-in-chief is Margaret, you know, Margaret down at the Anglican Mission. She joined the /tg/-tic-tac-toe rule compendium bureau with glowing referrals from having worked on the seventh edition of Mornington Crescent Scottish tournament ban list.
If you get a chance, taste her Madeira Cake.
>>52154578
We're gonna need bigger guns.
>>52154069
>>52154642
>>52154586
Sure.
*browses through*
All right, cool.
As an unofficial judge, I shall continue to do nothing.
>>52154681
>nuke
>not the yellow sign
Pleb.
>>52154681
When anon said nukes were unlocked I knew what I had to do.
>>52154681
>Tfw Trump is on 4chan playing tic tac toe with us
Mfw this thread
>>52154642
>>52154681
>>52154821
We post-apocalyptic wasteland survival now! Roll to scavenge supplies from the nuked house.
>>52154924
I put a radioactive X
>>52154943
I put another x
>>52154821
It's not very effective...
>>52154976
My tan army guy infiltrates the middle bottom square
>>52154976
Oh hey X wins! Let's just go back to the base
>>52155016
>>52155021
Yay for democracy, unfortunately we still need 6 in a row due to >>52149841
>>52155011
IS NOBODY GOING TO ADDRESS THIS
>>52155011
I quickload to avoid this damn mutation.
>>52155047
>>52155062
We started a new grid before he regenerated, and thus he's trapped in a parallel universe. It take roughly three seasons of Doctor Who timey-wimey bullshit to bring him back.
>>52155078
*It WOULD take
>>52155011
Inhale ultra Jet and let loose with the MIRV
>>52155021
How the hell are we going to get back to base? We're still behind enemy lines!
>>52155302
What are you talking about private? These lines are covered in the /tg/ flag.
Well...A tg flag anyway.
>>52155401
fuckin fight me
>>52155401
>Obligatory "is this loss"
>>52155770
It's on.
>>52155843
Well that's missed opportunity, -5 funpoints to me. I'm off to a great start.
>>52155862
Anyone want Ice cream?
>>52155862
Fuck, I wanted the ghost, now im trapped with the dire rat
>>52156695
>>52156771
YOU MANIACS, WE'RE BEING SENT DOWN THE TROUSERS OF TIME!
>>52156955
>>52157420
I'll be honest. I don't really know where this leaves us...
>>52157420
>>52157460
It's Big Zams all the way down.
>>52157420
>>52157460
Y'know, I think this may be 3 seasons of Doctor Who worth of Timey-Wimey bullshit.
Oh
OH GOD HE'S BACK.
>>52157561
Guess who else is back?
>>52157420
>>52157561
The pants were a mimic all along!
>>52157599
FINAL BATTLE FOR ALL OUR SOULS.
>>52157677
https://youtu.be/_o9u93-vt2Q
>>52157730
THE PILLARS OF CREATION SOUND WITH THE MUSIC OF THE SPHERES, BOOSTING OUR MORALE, BUT THE DAEMONIC BACKGAMMON TABLE IS STRONG INDEED
>>52157875
Shit, a timp skip.
>>52152967
FUCK
Rolled 1 (1d20)
i cast wish. I wish for the DAEMONIC BACKGAMMON TABLE to die right now.
>>52157932
Holy shit
>>52157932
YOU BASTARD.
>>52157932
DOOMED US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
>>52157932
NOW IT'S ANGRY
>>52157932
>>52158021
TIME TO END THIS
Luckily the clones only had a limited lifespan, but the damage is done.
>>52158047
Or is it?
I'm legit convinced this is exactly what the shit the chaos Gods do in the warp in their spare time.
>>52158086
I know what to do
I SUMMON GREEN X
>>52158047
>>52158086
Hang on, this should save some bullshit.
>>52158047
Wait a second-- those chompers look familiar!
>>52158154
WAIT.
>>52158163
I use my word wizardry!
>>52158163
>>52158183
>>52158193
The unicorn dissipates, leaving the monster with a fearful wound!
>>52157667
>>52158086
Okay, that's enough of that. As long as nobody destroys this spell card, we should be safe...
>>52158141
>>52158242
I move and shoot.
>>52158217
>>52158242
>>52158267
THREE X'S IN A ROW?! A GIGANTIC COMBO X APPEARS IN SPACE, SLICING THE MONSTROUS FANG.
>>52158242
>As long as nobody destroys this spell card, we should be safe...
>>52158326
I just know another fucker will do something else while I wait for this minute to end.
THIS IS THE BEST THREAD EVER
>>52158347
Oh hey, 4 in a row. That's a win isn't it?
>>52158347
It seems we have a winner!
>>52158383
lurk moar, newfag.
>>52158384
>>52158385
No, we need six in a row.
>>52158347
....But we're playing backgammon......
>>52158409
hurrdurr I dont let people have fun and call them neeeeew fags
Fuck off candyass
>>52158384
It's getting to the point where my paint can't handle the sizes of the images, so yes, have this award.
>>52158423
I declare 6 to be 4.
>>52158444
We've been doing this for years. anyone who isn't a newfag would know this. Anon was acting like this was a novel thing
>>52158462
Fair enough
>>52158468
Its called having a good time in the thread? Jesus christ jerk off some more buddy
>>52158462
>so yes, have this award.
I mean, I'm not the winner, I just put Big Zam in some pants. Thanks for the reward I guess suckers.
Well this was a nice thread, I finally got to use my shitty MS Paint skills too.
Official Body Count.
>>52158619
>not including the urbies
Never 5get
>>52158495
I never said there was anything wrong with having a good time in this thread.
>>52158619
>16,000,000,000 space currencies
We caused the Altarian dollar to collapse again, haven't we?
SOMEBODY ARCHIVE THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>52158639
Forgive me, updated body count.
>>52158735
The Altairian dollar is now extinct.
>>52158753
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.I wonder, could someone make a webm of all the pics in order, thus showcaseing the entire battle?
>>52158772
Did the labyrinth ghost make it out?
>>52158737
I second this motion.
>>52158807
ghosts are dead already. they don't count
>>52158807
He's a ghost, it wouldn't add to the casualties either way.He retired from labyrinthing, and now owns a profitable restaurant chain in Provence.
Putting the thread on suptg now, what tags would you suggest?
>>52158886
was about to use Tic Tac Toe, MS Paint, and /tg/.
with the description "OP challenges /tg/ to another game of knots and crosses. Things progress exactly as one would expect when using the board's house rules."
>>52158772
You forgot the Highest Storm Count, bruh
Storm count on... 20?
>>52158886
Never mind, someone beat me to it.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
Vote now.
>>52158913
Saw it right as I was about to hit post.
There isn't enough images left for another game, so here's some highlights (read: my own shitty contributions) from previous games.
NOT SO FAST MOUTHERFUCKERS
I GOT BLACKJACK
I have no idea whether this one was from tictactoe or chess.
>>52158983
You can only play that if you have hookers too.
I could see this somehow becoming a new player for /tg/ in 4Chan Divegrass
>>52158996
OKAY
HEY ANON GIVE ME YOUR PHONE SO I CAN CALL YOUR MOM
>>52158983
Twistand shout
Twist and shout
C'mon C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, baby, now
this was definitely from chess.
>captcha: CACALACHEN PILOTS
>>52159005
it was: /tg/ chess
>>52159005
Please don't taint this or any thread with that insufferable circlejerk.
>>52159012
Nice try anon.I'm your mom
>>52159005
>>52159025
I think /tg/ chess was replaced a year or two ago.
>>52159045
MOTHER I FOUND YOU
Guys I got some pillows we can build a fort!
>>52159063
Oh fuck, I was in that one.
>>52159080O-or we c-could have a pillow fight~
fedora master can probably be found in a pdf thread
ANd that's all I feel like contributin. If anyone has anything else to add, feel free.
>>52159194
I have this.
>>52153841
>>52153935
Pizza's here
won't show up in the archive, but >>52145704
is an example of a game.
>>52159265
fina- that looks disgusting.
Just leaving this here for no reason.
>>52159283
Papa john's was a mistake
Order a ham and pinapple pizza from pizza hut instead
>>52159318
And I, for no reason, will post the sourcehttp://hentai2read.com/love_hate_letter/1/
>>52159265
Oh, dude you missed the game.
>>52159399
fuck that. dried tomatoes, roasted peppers, and mushrooms.
>>52159399
>>52159446
Can I get a pepperoni and pineapple?
>>52159478
Why would you ruin a pizza with pepperoni?
>>52159494
Pepperoni is the default topping.
you guys are all degenerates
>>52160272
And? It's garbage. Nothing more than a disc of crispy salt.
Put salami on that shit nigga.
>>52159446
Add olives and pesto to that, remove the cheese, and we are golden.
Or not-golden, as there is no cheese, but fuck yeah.
>>52160337
>Implying crispy salt isn't /tg/'s favourite topping on anything and everything
>>52160340
that sounds delicious. I mean, I'd personally keep the cheese, but it sounds delicious your way too.
>captcha: CADIA ETANOL
this would make a good /tg/ thread simulator
>>52160627
Good idea.
I declare Idle and ask for ARO
>>52160321
where do you think we are?
>>52161326
That sounds great!
Two please.
>>52160321
>>52161032
>>52161326
reminds me
someone slap together a screencap of this shit
>>52161622
It's already on sup/tg/
>>52152742
that is how you win...
The Game.
>>52161760
What [redacted]?
That seems like a silly way to win The [redacted].
4d tic tac toe
>>52162396
Oh silly!
That's an image of [redacted]
Why would you link to an image of [redacted] of all things?
>>52162600Because you just lost The Game
Hey guys, op here, back from work
Thanks for making this a great thread, I love all of you.
wtf are you guys doing
>>52163295
playing [redacted]
>>52159063
Awshit I remember that one
>>52163295
Infiltrating the Queen's private chambers.
>>52163168
Proud to be a part of it.
For a moment in the halls of teegee, a faint light in the dim flickered, expanded, burned, and died in glory.
This was a good thread, but it's time to put an end to it. Majestically.