>Have a lolcrazy pc
>Openly admits to having 42 terabytes of lesbian clown porn
>Juggles fire and ice balls during combat
>Eventually party meets a telepath
>GM notes that when said path looks at my pc, he starts screaming "Oh Gods, WHY?!"
mfw
>>52146828
You are garbage and I hate you.
>>52146828
Fuck you
>>52146828
>42 terabytes of lesbian clown porn
Not even mad, just impressed. How do you see 42 terabytes of porn, let alone download 42 terabyte of porn, let alone 42 terabytes of CLOWN porn?
>>52146912
My pc funded quite a bit of it, of course. A good deal was one clowness spanking another with a rubber chicken, pies, or both while the spankee read the Gettysburg address/A Tale of Two Cities/whatever.
>>52146942
>Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the Gettysburg adress
>Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the script of "Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the Gettysburg adress"
>Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the script of "Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the script of "Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the Gettysburg adress""
>Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the script of "Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the script of "Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the script of "Clowness A gets spanked by Clowness B while reading the Gettysburg adress"""
The possibilities are endless.
>>52146987
I didn't get that recursive. I did have "bestiality", ala a balloon animal given a strapon.
GM ruled forcing someone to view said porn counted as 'depraved torture'.
>>52147060
>I didn't get that recursive.
Bruh
>>52147060
>GM ruled forcing someone to view said porn counted as 'depraved torture'.what does that make me if I want it
>>52147197
kinky
>>52147197
*BLAM*
>>52147197
Too far gone.
>>52146912
Ultra-high-def uncompressed raw video with 100% analog-comparable fidelity.
Any time I run an adventure game-
>the players always go criminal
>they also always manage to amass a cadre of allies and slaves through coin and combat
>the combat itself involves them thinking inside the box, then applying blade/bullets/bombs until the box is no longer an issue
>now my GMPCs sort of end up just tagging along and ending up like pic related
Kinda funny to me at this point.