PARANOIA GENERAL PDF EDITION

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>>52135516
>Playing and GMing Paranoia for the first time
>Give one Player a book about Military law(2014 edition) the day before
>His Secret society quest is to frame one NPC, he needs to deposit this book ingame
>His Girlfriend gets the same book(2015 edition) in secret and needs to switch these books without him noticing
>Does it the night before game, because she is an unfair bitch
>he is confused the whole day because the looked slightly different the day before

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>>52135516
>Player want use the info terminal
>dont´t know its password, requests after 5 minutes tampering a Password reset request form
>Gets an Termination request form instead

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>>52135686
>The briefing room terminal is broken, no quest for the party
>3 players gets the secret mission to kill player 4
>Player 4 gets a handfull of fake Laserbarrels
>Gives it to everybody with some arbitary reason
>eg. Player 4 "Look what i found" Teamleader:"Give it to me" Player4 "ok"
>everybody except player 4 gets killed or gassed for incompetence

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>>52135725
Wrong file

>>52135516
> running High Programmers
> one player (R&D) has directive to launch sector into space
> all other players have directives to stop it
> three separate plots to destroy and sabotage the rockets
> R&D player says "fuck it" and calls the doomsday device
> "Fire on my location"
> well shit, alright
> roll on random table of what it does
> 12: Reverses gravity, hurling the target into space
> mfw I didn't even fudge that roll
> players faces when R&D managed to complete directive accidently

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>>52135758
Have a book for your anticipation.

>Every player should come with an red t-shirt to the game
>One come in with an black shirt
>he gets demoted to infrared

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>>52135758
> more High Programmers
> player A has R&D and Armed Forces
> player B is drunk and angry
> player C is playing her first game and is very confused
> player D is doomsday device guy from before
> hulking out mutant in megamall, already taken out other forces
> players decide to nuke it
> C tries to stop them nuking the sector
> A doesn't have the cash
> B is blocking A unless he also gets cash out of it
> D says he'll give A the cash for it, provided he uses the doomsday device instead of the ICBM
> A agrees
> D hands over the cash and calls them up
> "Fire on the megamall"
> ohshitherewegoagain
> 20: Roll again twice
> goddamnit what did you do
> 3: Will trigger a cataclysmic solar flare.
> well there goes all the electronics, the second roll can't be too bad...
> 7: Will drag down the Moon on top of the target.
> Well fuck
> Need to reboot the universe before we can play again
> Doomsday device no longer exists in my game

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>>52135841
Thank you kind stranger!

>Player 1 gets no secret mission, instead told that player 2 secret mission is to kill him
>Player 2 secret mission is to help player 1 with anything he needs to do and stay by his side

>>52135884
Anybody needs an specific book?

>Partys next assignment will be to change a stolen lightbulb in an big office building
>Need 5 forms for replacment, whole building is on lockdown because an commie traitor stole an lightbulb
>every Player gets tier1 weapons even if there is no fight planned, nor needed to complete the quest

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>>52135912

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>>52135841
> maybe I don't have to reboot things just yet
> play with C and two new players
> tell players it's just a one shot
> sector is surrounded by ash cloud
> usual shenanigans occur
> after about an hour, they fix the ash cloud
> fc pops up
> "Assertion error. Invalid momentum parameters. Please rectify"
> describe how the green and blue ball outside their window is slightly larger than usual...
> panic panic panic
> create huge weird science railgun on short notice, divert power to it
> railgun works, stabilisers don't
> barrel is now embedded kilometers into the moon
> Automated emp-hardened military systems on earth retaliate
> multiple nuclear missiles
> players distracted by FC demanding they fix the loyalty issue
> missiles hit, complex decimated
> more slapdash plans fail
> they tell the space program the situation
> space program flies off into space
> no escape
> 5 minutes till crash: patriotic speech to complex
> 3 minutes till crash: FC thanks them for their service
> final 2 minutes: the players just blame each other "it's all your fault!"
> impact

Has anybody a german version of paranoia?

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>>52136046
No sorry, but i have nearly all XP books in english if you need somethin else.

>All player are encouraged to issue fines from their line of duty for arbitary reasons
>The player with the best reasons to issue fines get a raise