Stat me

>>52128294
Shit 3D gimmick/10

>>52128309
But anon, it's supposed to show that he's reaching out of the page at us

>>52128294
Power Level 15

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>>52128348
NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

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>>52128294

>>52128348
trying to.

>>52128504
He only has a Faggot of 8? Sheeeit...

>>52128497
No, it's fucking brilliant.

>>52129515
To be fair, when it comes to comic book characters, there are some really big faggots. I'm not even sure if Superman is in the upper quartile.

>>52128504
That isn't Superman.

>>52128294
You can't. That's the point here. CAS has more power over the DC universe than the editor or the writer.

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>>52133655
"Drops the comic in some mud" whatcha gonna do now tough fella?

Shit like this is part of why comic books are unreadable nowadays, constantly escalating power levels, inconsistent writing, habitual retcon events, it's all a fucking heap and I haven't touched one outside of walking dead and watchmen.

>>52133798
>nowadays
Morrison has been pulling that shit since the 90s and he's been out of the picture for a while now.

>>52133798
>nowadays
First off the comic in question is almost a decade old.
Secondly, the Superman Thought Robot was only for a story DRIPPING with metaphorical imagery.

>>52133249
How faggot is Goku

>>52134310
"Potentially killing off 7 universes (possibly including his own) for the chance of a good fight." levels of faggotude.

>>52128294

Monitor Robot Superman is a construct of pure narrative force.

Its stats are literally "good triumphs over evil" because that's the story we want.

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>>52135049
Which is interesting, because it still technically ties, winning the immediate fight but dying of its wounds later.
There might actually be a reason for this though, in that its powers while infinite in magnitude are still based on the concepts of superman's powers, and as such has no really amplified healing factor or resurrection contingency, only durability and raw force, meaning that it can surmount any one foe, but is not saved from the wounds successfully inflicted upon it.

>>52128294
>1/day: By shouting "I'M CYBORG SUPERMAN!" cyborg superman can burst through any barrier of less than 5' thickness on a successful strength roll of DC15