You are rough-tough Skaven Warlord, ready to maim-kill! Today you and your clan hurry-scurry to new lands and crush-stomp the weak-things!
The object to your left is your clan's special type of warfare.
The object to your right is the new realm you must conquer.
The object behind you is the enemy you face!
Did you conquer for glory of Skaven?
Electricity?
A cup.
My brother.
As a FUCKING RAT FURRY yes I did.
>>52112455
A mirror,
A wall,
And pillows...
A cactus
A bottle of water
My bed?
Is the bed a metaphor for fighting myself and my crippling depression, the urge to stay in bed and not do anything? Or worse, walking fighting beds?
>>52112592
>A cactus
Alfabusa, GET BACK TO MAKING ITEHATTSD!
>>52112455
>A chair
>The conservatory
>A washing machine
I think the washing-machine may be too durable for my elite chair-warfare techniques, but if I can get past it, no way the conservatory can withstand four wooden legs to its windows!
>>52112455
Yes-yes, our burning lantern warfare shall slay-kill the stockpile of canned food and conquer the land of Carbon.
beer
laptop
radiator
I think it unlikely
>>52112497
eyyy, also a rat furry here, we're the best.
A radiator
A sadly empty pint mug
A fucking pile of unmade, unpainted models.
>>52112455
Nerf gun (maverick rev-6)
A pickle jar with juice in it (dont judge my drinking utensil)
a closet
I got this shit
>Box of easter reeses
>Rouyn-Noranda, Quebec, Canada.
>a potted plant
I mean...Its not gonna be very hard to fight either way.
Coffee
Plastic Bags
Rack of expired sodas at work.
I got got this.
>>52112455
Warfare:
>Globe
That does either mean ICBMs, the whole industrial output of a planet or the old skaven classic of poison wind globes.
Realm:
>Box with half of my dice. Hunting motive of two riders with spears pursuing a stag.
A forested wildland with a geology of crystalline rock formations.
Enemy:
>3 Fox pelts
Obviously fox people, lots of them.
We throw many-lots of poison gas and slaves at them, take Renardy!
>>52112455
Stool-based warfare
Literal Garbage realm
and folding table enemies?