JumpChain CYOA Thread #1381: Hitler 2 - The Revenge Edition

Jumpers! Give me your warcry!

>>52105732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82ukYXj52U

Updated jumps killed my grampa.

Rot in hell you old cranky bastard.

>>52102806
>Civil War II
What? They're doing that same shit over again?

>>52105781
Anon, they've already done it.

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>>52105732
I don't have one of those. Unprofessional and very easy to give your position away when surprise is required. Those few seconds of confusion in the enemy can make or break a sortie.

Still, a little war music can be inspirational to the troops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXzMD065HEk

>>52105774
Well updated jumps shat on my mother's grave. They do no good for society, just coming in and stealing everybody's jobs.

>>52105774
True Grandfather Clause

>>52105774
Updated jumps poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses!

>>52105853
No, that was the Norse.

And even then they were polite about it.

Hey, Street Fighter.

What the No Sell drawback does is make it so you can't kill your enemies and they'll always come back, right? And it takes time for them to get back up, right? Because I was looking at it and I was afraid that it would make every fight literally unwinnable because they'd just immediately get back up after you defeated them.

>>52105781
It's done and dusted bruh, shit went down and nothing will ever be the same again...

...until the few next issues of course.

>>52105899
>>52105801
You know what? I'm just going to adopt a policy of non-surpirise regarding Marvel's shit.

Was it actually the same thing as before but with a Nazi Cap this time?
>MUH SUPER REGISTRATION
>MUH FREEDOM

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Worm sort of retcon #?:

Las Vegas
24 years old
Rogue 100
Outside Context Problem
Opportunist
Leave Me Alone
Enlightened Self Interest 400
Best in the Business 700
Funds
Little Black Book
Business
Corona Stimulants 1000
Cape 1200
Leeroy: Villain, Tooth and Nail, Grit Your Teeth, Outside Context Problem, Bolstering the Boardwalk 300, Assimilation
Nuala: Hero, What I Fight For, No Such Thing as Collateral, Dimensional Breach Controller 300, Relationship Modification
Enhanced Mastery
Case-53+ 1000

Sort of reredoing my chain. Pretty similar to before but instead of having one companion I import and another companion I usually forget about I'm trying to import them both more. Mostly just lifting builds from my old chain, doing some re-ordering and altering some builds here and there. Also changed where I got both of my companions so now my bodyguard actually starts as a bodyguard and my OC waifu as a waifu (from Venture Bros and the Overlord games respectively).

The build is different in a few places, primarily because I realised I could just get Nuala to buy the Dimensional Breach Controller at a discount if I made her a Hero so I freed up 600 CP for myself. I dropped Munchkin to free up the whole 600 as I had to pay for the import and spent it on Enlightened Self Interest which makes dealing with me more profitable than it should be for others which is nice and the Corona Stimulants which boost non-magic powers by 50% for several hours and can be used once every 12 hours.

Enlightened Self Interest is a great way of securing the hyper competent workforce that Best In the Business grants.

The Corona Stimulants notably boost Enhanced Mastery by 50% meaning if I take one before I start practicing something it amounts to 1080 effective hours per hour of practise which means if I'm willing to inject myself regularly I can be lazier and more skilled than ever.

Nuala rolled Relationship Modification which is handy if a little troubling.

>>52105732
"My hat is cooler than yours!"

>>52105913
Don't forget Marvel is also killing off all the mutants this time.

Cenanon I have questions! Questions about Injustice gods among us!
1.was it intentional that imported companions cannot spend points on races or powers, or are you trying to get us to Import them as humans for the power stipend?

2. Does Preventing the death of Lois,the baby and metropolis Satisfy the conditions necessary To progress for An age of order?

>>52105948
You can thank Fox for that one. They've got such a double-fisted grip on the movie rights - and have declined the possibility of X-Men and Mutants showing up in ANY of the MCU - that Marvel's pretty much given up on them.

>>52105913
No, they ripped off Minority Report instead. An Inhuman gets future vision powers and everyone spazzes out about whether they should use him or not.

>>52105948
I heard they're replacing them with Inhumans because of the movies, yeah. Aren't Inhumans like actual super nazi supremacists, though?

>>52105972
...But... But there are hundreds of mutants with powers like that. And there's tons of mages and seers who can do it with magic. There's also literal time travellers.

>>52105998
They are. Marvel is killing the minorities in favor of nazi race supremecists.

>>52105915
Fortunately due to my intense paranoia I tend to get a lot of perks/origins that guarantee my companion's loyalty so having a waifu with Relationship Modification should be much more of a help than a hindrance.

It also means I'll probably have an easier time with my plans for Worm as she'll be able to endear me to some of the Tinkers running around Vegas and this'll help me convince them to make videogames for the arcade extension for my bar.

>>52105998
In the comics, yes. Stupid thing is, they're fully acknowledging that the Inhumans are in the wrong with this.

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>>52105732
You can take my attention span, but you'll never take my warcry!

Because I don't have one. Not unless FUS ROH DAH counts because of dovah cultural differences making saying hello and a punch to the face indistuinguishable.

Or Judgement cultural differences making the conceptual manipulation of war and actually saying "I am expressing machismo and elan for the purposes of instigating this conflict" indistinguishable.

>>52105913
I have yet to adopt one to DC despite slow, steady trucking through the surreal mindscrew that is Hellblazer.

Apparently all Constantines throughout time and space are connected to a gothic dream world called Ravenscar where they enact their morbidly romantic, self-righteous fantasies, and canon!Constantine could get out of there by doing a fusion-ha with his unborn twin brother after being sucked into that world by tripping balls and walking into a cave that symbolises his mom's womb.

>>52105969
I'm pretty sure Marvel's been in the mutant-killing game way before Fox.

Also, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch. They just had to trade their background and super origin story, but hey-they kept the names! Maybe one day they might even resemble the actual characters!

>>52106051
>Quicksilver

he dead bro.

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>>52106075
I'm pretty sure he posts in the irc sometimes

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>>52106051
>Also, Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch. They just had to trade their background and super origin story, but hey-they kept the names! Maybe one day they might even resemble the actual characters!
Actually, they're not even mutants in the comics now. They're actually genetic experiments by the High Evolutionary. And they have a sister who has both their powers – but better!

Also, Magneto isn't their father anymore. They originally thought the people who raised them were their parents, only to discover it was actually Magneto, but now they've discovered the original couple was their parents this whole time!

>>52106120
Isn't there a recent comic showing Magneto on Red Skull's side as well?

>>52106141
Dunno mang.

>>52106120
That's fucking stupid.

>>52106141
Was he mind controlled, cause Eric hates Nazis more than he hates humans(and actually has good reason for hating Nazis)

>>52106159
I just want you to know this.

After Overwatch, literally all of my non-martial-arts-y shit is now dragons. Between Dragonstrike, Temple of Thought, and Smite's Theming, I can't cast so much as a Greater Revive or a Teraflare without Dragons being involved.

Resurrection? The spell's a dragon now.
Kamehameha? It's now dragonbeams.
Kikoho? It's now triangles making dragons instead of squares.

What did you do to me.

>>52106199
The same could be said about most comics. I really don't know what people see in them. The abilities are interesting sometimes, but the stories are just pure bullshit 99% of the time.

>>52106345
I'm sure there's a dick joke in there somewhere.

>>52106345
I'm kind of curious to see what your Harem Perks look like now.

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>>52105774
>>52105827
>>52105853
Love you to anons.

>>52103597
Bolts similar to lightning bolts. And let's just say that you get a non shitty version of the rifle.

>>52103392
Updated. I completely forgot about that.

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>>52105774
...the fact that I'm planning to update MCU1 with some changes will not go over well, then.

>pic related

>>52101689
Mm. Let me clarify.

>>52103317
I do not know, let me think on that.

>>52106811
Will the artifact section let us make a knockoff Mjolnir or is that too "magitek-y"?

>>52106939
It's more that Mjolnir is far and beyond just about all the other Relics we've seen, barring the Eye of Agamotto. IF I put in enough effects to let one create their own version, it would take a fair amount more Relic Points than what the budget initially gives. You'd basically be blowing the majority of your points.

>>52107025
Alright, then.

Kinda wondering how you're going the artifact section anyway, seeing how we've only seen a couple minor and a couple extremely major ones. Unless there's more in the TV shows?

>>52107025
what kind of artifacts will we be able to create with the relic section and what will they be comparable to?

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Question.

Are there any perks that ensure the loyalty of your creations (automata or otherwise), or at least make them invested in your safety and protection? I'm fully aware 'don't be an asshole or set them up for an existential crisis' is a big one, but after my last jaunt with playing God a few chains back, I'd like an insurance policy.

>>52107025
That seems fair.

I request an option that allows you to import more than one weapon to be combined with your Relic please.

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>>52107059
I'm admittedly going more off of what we've seen in the Strange movie, and there's been a fair amount more. They're just background stuff or only pop up in one scene. There was also an occasional few in the MCU comics so I'm going off of them too.

Bunch of cheap little options, some more moderate options with what we see in the minor Relics, then the big effects which will be fairly expensive so only 1-2 effects can be purchased (unless you dump a shitton of points into the conversion option, anyway). So you can have a fairly strong Relic, but unless you dump the points in (or import it) it's not going to be a complete freak of nature.

>>52107110
Probably not as high as you're hoping, tera.

>>52107152
Make it so they physically cannot live without you being alive.

>>52107184

There's the obvious way that fails with "Okay, we just need him alive. He doesn't need to be able to move or have an intact brain, right?"

>>52107172
I'm not hoping for anything And I'm not asking for anything more than a benchmark. and a vague kind of category/set of categories

>>52107152
hive queen quest has something like that in the hive queen perk line I think.

>>52107172
One Dr Strange comic has the cure for all illness. Just saying. Its a potion.

Is there any way if we buy the training ground with wifi that we can have the door room (the teleport door room) be able to open into our warehouse? I need more back doors.

>>52107198
Alice and ambulatory?*

>>52107229
I don't see why not.

>>52107171
I'll probably be putting in a option to combine something with the Relic, yes. But like with the powered armor, it can only be done once. So choose wisely.

>>52107172
Would I be able to learn how to make my own magical relics If I buy Enlightenment?

>>52107152
Check out EVO and Dragonball Multiverse.

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>>52107256
Thanks red, loving the wip so far!

>>52107276
Prrrreeeetty much. One of the capstone boost effects will be having a much greater effectiveness with relic crafting right off the bat.

>>52107341
You're welcome. I'm trying to burn through the Powered Armor/Shared section of the first table so that way I can start on the Relic section itself.

>>52107352
Cool. Really loving the crazy amount of options and customization in this jump.

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>>52107152

Bro did you forget about the perk from one of your jumps the name escapes me right now but it had super powerful psychics with horns on their head but anyway it had a perk that allowed you to install directives into our creations

>>52106811
Can we see a wip? Its ok if no.

>>52107243

If I'm referencing something, I sure don't know it. I was just playing Devil's Advocate/Evil Genie and showing the worst possible way that suggestion could go.

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Are there any jumps that let me buy a abused little girl to give love and headpats?

>>52107442
Let me finish the armor section first before I post the WIP. I didn't get a lot of feedback on the armor section so rather than post it right now, I'd rather have more to show.

>>52107390
Well, I try. I don't necessarily do a good job at times, but I like to think I at least try.

>>52107478

If you don't mind them technically being zombies, that's basically Nechronica in a nutshell. Post-jump they get normal little girl forms.

>>52107439
Elfen Lied, probably?

how does this look?

Technically speaking, Captain. -200 discount Smart space monkey
your mastery of concepts and linguistics has improved greatly, allowing you to distill even the most advanced of scientific principles into rather accurate metaphors understandable and comprehensible by anyone , even the simplest minded of Uplifted gorillas , excellent as both a way to communicate concepts and as a teaching device.

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>>52107513
>Elfen Lied, probably?

That's it thanks anon

>>52107522

Seems great to me bancho

>>52107564
do you Think it's worth 200? I'm a little iffy on that part.

>>52107478
Black Bullet?

Those who took broken pedestal in the Generic parenting jump, how did you deal with it?

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>>52105732

>>52107488
>Needs more feedback

I really like everything so far. Thank you for doing such a good job!

For Love Sandwich, do we need to take Call Trisha first? (i.e. Does using Love Sandwich count as taking two armours through the table or just one?)

Is it possible to control whether or not the Svartálfar Enhancement has a chance of imbuing attacks with dark matter? Also, does this mean the wearer can accidentally get infected with their own dark matter armour? If this option makes the armour risky to use or prevents it from being used in a non-lethal manner, I feel like it may be a tiny bit too expensive for what benefits it brings.

If I take the Swapping Upgrade, can I use Love Sandwich to combine a regular armour with a power armour?

Also, I'm really, really excited to see the options in the Shared Section, especially what the Device Integration Slot and Power Integration Slot let me do.

>>52107704
>For Love Sandwich, do we need to take Call Trisha first? (i.e. Does using Love Sandwich count as taking two armours through the table or just one?)
You need to take Call Trisha first, and Love Sandwich makes two armors into one.

>Is it possible to control whether or not the Svartálfar Enhancement has a chance of imbuing attacks with dark matter?
Yes.

>Also, does this mean the wearer can accidentally get infected with their own dark matter armour?
Nope, you are protected from it.

>If I take the Swapping Upgrade, can I use Love Sandwich to combine a regular armour with a power armour?
You know, I'm still not sure yet. I'm kind of leaning towards 'yes' if only because it'd bring some interesting combinations.

>Also, I'm really, really excited to see the options in the Shared Section, especially what the Device Integration Slot and Power Integration Slot let me do.
You ever have an item you really wanted to shove in an armor? Like a custom jetpack, or a particular handheld power source, or a transformation trinket? Those options will let you effectively merge the item in question into the armor as though it were a primary design function.

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>>52107587
>do you Think it's worth 200? I'm a little iffy on that part.

It looks like a decent 200 cp perk to me man

Jumpers! Those of you who took Gamer's Skills in The Gamer, have you created any neat skills through the prestige system? The idea of your skills not just growing stronger, but transforming into overall better techniques is a pretty neat one, I'd love to hear what people have done with it.

>>52108035
I dont know if I took that perk, whats the name? I went in for the other stuff though. Like the perk to buy property metaphysically from gaia? Better damn believe I took that.

It just goes so well for things like the perk from one of the SMT jumps that lets you make or alter leylines.

>>52108126
The perk's name is Gamer's Skills, all the ones that give the Gamer powers are pretty straight forward in their naming.

Jumper-mongous-300 discounted for big space monkey
you've been forever altered by bizarre alien isotopes! Granting you a strange new power. Choose a basic emotion , this emotion now unconsciously channel mass into your body from an extra dimensional source, making you grow bigger and stronger in proportion to the intensity of that your emotional state in direct violation of the square cube law. it will never make you lose more mass than you normally have But it quickly and safely returns from whence it came as you calm down. The amount you grow is directly proportional to the amount of this emotion you feel. For example, if you chose anger and are reasonably disciplined person, you might only grow a few inches from being insulted , but spring up a full 3 feet in height from being insulted and slapped by someone you hate. This does not have an upper limit beyond the level of anger you are physically and mentally capable of experiencing

>>52105732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weiXdYGuawY
skip to 1:10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dYr9xA3RiE

there is a Guilty Gear jumpchain cyoa?

>>52105732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwoEgQyh9Ug

>>52108189
how does that look.

>>52108229
I haven't found any on the Drive

>>52108169
Well then. Darn. I did buy that buy in the 20 or so jumps since I had not paid attention to it.

I mean my spells are typically used in enchanting or potionmaking with occasional blasty magic. I dont go into summoning and I am not sure how enchanting or potionmaking could really be improved with it other than the magic effects being greater. And with my combo thats hard enough to imagine as is.

>>52108035
Unholy Heights has a perk where you can stack similar/identical items to have one item with doubled/halved specs, depending on what is better. So take 3 identical hammers and merge them into one hammer with twice the hardness, that does twice the damage and weighs half as much.
Gamer treated it as a skill, and maxing it let you choose what parameter was 'best' according to the needs of the moment. So you can shrink that hammer in half for carrying/storage, but make it normal size or double size for attacking.
Or have a sword be heaver/more blade heavy midswing for better hits, but lighter on the recovery.
Or adjust the velocity of shot bullets in a enhanced gun ti be more or less lethal.

Mastering that skill let you make this part of the item anyone wielding the item could do instead of something only you could do.

>>52105998
>hundreds of mutants with powers like that
>mutants
Would you trust a fucking mutie to predict the future accurately? They're a menace.
Inhumans have been nothing but benevolent.

>>52108332
But arent the inhumans basically exactly the same as mutants?

>>52108332
Inhumans are the same as mutants except their genetic fuckery is shoddier and weaker because they were made to be slave soldiers by an intergalactic empire instead of by reality warping space gods.

>>52108332
I'd take Magneto over fucking Black Bolt any day.

>>52108367
No. Mutants arise from within a human population. Inhumans are, well, inhuman. They're a different species entirely, that just happens to look like humans.

>>52108367
Kind of but not really.
Celestials popped up a few million years ago invested 'genetic potential' in the early humans they found, and one of those investments eventually became the mutant gene.
Kree stopped by a few hundred thousand years later, saw the 'genetic potential' and did their own experiments, creating the Inhumans. Some went into space, some stayed behind.
Later, the Inhumans discovered the Terrigen Mists which give them superpowers, but also mutate the shit out of them. So they did a whole bunch of eugenics and caste society shit to get rid of the physical aberrations.

Or something like that. Shit's complicated.
Your average Mutant is probably way more powerful than the average Inhuman, just going by the ones I know of.
>>52108411
I know. I was pretending to be infected by Sublime.
>>52108430
Me too. Magneto did nothing wrong. Black Bolt and Medusa need to go and stay go. Karnak can stay, though.

>>52108316
Not him, but I imagine you'd have developed a skills specifically for putting your potions into use, or buffing your potion creation in game-y ways. Like, "Potioneer's Trick" would take your ordinary enchanting and let you just blast your mixes with spells, and have their effects add to the potions even if that shouldn't work. Like you cast fireball into your cauldron (or your beaker, or whatever you use to make stuff) and now the potion is on fire. Except the fire doesn't actually affect the thing (unless you want it to) and if it's a harmful potion, it explodes like a molotov, spreading the effects around without diffusing it. If it's a beneficial one, then maybe whoever uses it gets a fire in their heart for extra courage, or they just get set on fire harmlessly to fuck up anyone trying to fight them, or they get something like Dark Souls' Flash Sweat. Or maybe you get special ways to use your potions. "Instant Cloud" would let you boil your potions until they're a gas, even if that shouldn't work, in order to spread their effects around. "Emergency Potion" would you invert the effects of any potion you have, so even if all you have are buff or healing potions you can use them to fuck up enemies, or turn a poison potion into an antidote in a pinch.

I'm gonna feel like such a dingus if you can already do all of this through other means.

>>52108479
>Kree stopped by a few hundred thousand years later, saw the 'genetic potential' and did their own experiments, creating the Inhumans. Some went into space, some stayed behind.
Wait, Inhuman genes are literally mutant genes kick-started by Terrigen mist?

>>52108479
Black Bolt is such an annoying twat. "Boo hoo, I can't talk or I'll blow stuff up." You know who else can't talk? Mute people. And they don't get fucking superpowers out of it.

>>52106036
Wait, wait, they're actually admitting that what the Inhumans are doing is wrong? I thought they were being portrayed as good guys? Is...Is anyone actually doing anything to stop them?

>>52108496
Not sure if it's as clear cut as that.
IIRC, Terrigen Mists actually inhibit X-gene activation. It also sterilizes and kills active Mutants.

You can see how this would be a problem from the Mutant point of view.

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>>52108496
Yep!

Isn't minor diversity for the sake of being diverse FUN?

>>52108496
Not quite. They're mutant genes enhanced with Eternal genes, then kickstarted by Terrigen mist. Mutant genes on their own are actually inhibited by Terrigen, that's why the mutants are at odds with the Inhumans in the current storyline. Spreading Terrigen mist over the planet means sterilizing mutants.

>>52108495
Although I dont have the potion reversal thing, thanks to DnD master alchemist I can already directly turn my spells into potions. It is very very useful.

Rolled 4 (1d8)

http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/51825079/#51826664
Jump 163 Lyrical Nanoha
http://pastebin.com/XYr6gFju
Highlights include a lot of companions being imported. Getting caught in a befriending blast. Yoinking a stable Jewel Seed. Orbital Befriendings. Absorbing various criminals Linker Cores. Geneforged mage clones linker cores being used to stabilize Darkness. Shenanigans.
1 F.E.A.R.
2 SimAnt
3 Warframe
4 Sekirei
5 Castlevania
6 XMen Movies
7 Worm
8 Dragonball

>>52108563
Sekirei, I'll need a new 4.

>>52108546
Wouldn't spreading mists turn a bunch of humans into ugly monsters?

>>52108496
Pretty sure they're modified somewhat, but basically. After M-Day when mutants were depowered, Quicksilver used Terrigen mist to gain abilities evolved from his powers (some bullshit about super speed letting him time travel to pull out clones of himself Flash-style, I think) and then used it to re-power a bunch of other mutants who gained warped versions of their powers and horrible side effects.

>>52108572
Digital Devil Saga.

>>52108546
Wait, they've got fucking Eternal genes thrown in there, too? What the fuck?

>>52108575
Yeah, it would do that, too. I haven't been keeping up with the comics lately, though, so I don't know if that's actually happening.

>>52108546
Yeah, that's grade-A dickery, right there. Inhumans could have handled that way better.
And then they get super-pissy when people try do something about their fuck-up.
>Muh Mists!
Yeah, they're fucking killing people. It's a problem.
>Muh heritage!
Why don't we just bottle the shit up, then do confidential genetic screening for Inhuman and Mutant genes, man? People can volunteer to get exposed safely, instead having all choice stripped from them because they can't run away fast enough.
>Muh culture!
It's part of your culture to ignore sovereign territories and mutate citizens of other countries?

>>52108229
no

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This kitten walks up to you and demands you fight it 1 on 1, honorably.

What do you do?

>>52108654
Accept its' challenge, and engage it in glorious, honourable battle, obviously. What else would I do?

>>52108229
same anon: maybe a make one, but i'm don't own a PC, so i need figure how to make pdfs on my Android phone

>>52108035
I was a writer for a while. The first evolution let it directly effect people's emotions and investment into my stories, which was pretty cool. The second evolution, however, let me make books that mimicked the Gamer's power, so my how to guides would disappear when they were opened and the reader would just have the knowledge.

>>52108654
I accept, obviously. To deny it would be to mock its warrior pride and stain your own honor.

>>52108591
that was jump 156

>>52105915
>Worm sort of retcon
Has the update come through finally?

>>52108654
dance off bro, dance off

>>52108654
Use all my sensory and scanning abilities to find out what it really is, then accept based on whether or not it's actually an Elder God or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3hAVT2sDqQ

>>52108630
>It's part of your culture to ignore sovereign territories and mutate citizens of other countries?
Yes, actually. Inhumans are jerks.

>>52108743
I guess you honestly can't expect anything better from the leftovers of an experiment to make guinea pigs and shock troops, can you?

>>52106811
>do not know, let me think on that.
I thought you could combine the two armor types by choosing one of each with Love Sandwich, No swapping required. The differences between the two are a pretty arbitrary and they blur together in the middle.

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Okay the new perks and some Outlines for new perks are in the new WIPsince no one found anything wrong with the stuff I've been posting

>>52108700
Nope!

>>52108800
Please read the actual description of the option:

>-Love Sandwich (50CP): Ah… so you’re one of those types. The kind that decide two good things would be even better if put together. Peanut butter and jelly, eggs and toast, marshmallows and hot chocolate, a woman and her tw-RIGHT. The point is, two good things should make one amazing thing. So using this option, you may take two regular armors or two powered armors, then merge them together for one glorious end-product. You may only do this option once, merging both of their budgets together. Do try to be wise about your choice, mm?

>>52108229
There's nobody working on one, man. The last WIP I had got deleted in a fit of rage. Go for it, but... Please do the setting justice.

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>>52108654
I accept, then job the fight.

>>52108856
>a woman and her tw-RIGHT.

Twat? I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean.

>>52108941
>not understanding the twin reference
Right, forgot. I'll just get rid of that bit then.

>>52108941
twins m8. Twins.

>>52108941
Yeah, I thought that's what it meant too. It seemed weird that Red would write something like that, but I figured she was just channeling Tony Stark.

Turns out she still was, but in a way that actually made sense.

>>52107025
>It's more that Mjolnir is far and beyond just about all the other Relics we've seen
??? It's indestructible and stays in place don't really make it more powerful in battle. CP stuff can't be permanently destroyed anyway, and the immovable is basically a special effect of an authorized wielder function. It is a Hammer with electrical powers.

If you can make a knockoff one with starting points, you are charging to much for one of those effects. The indestructibility should be cheap (50-100 AP), the only you can use it is rather common for a lot of signature gear (50-100 AP). The storm/lightning power would be an elemental attack. you could offer in levels. Add a throwing/returning ability(50-100 AP) spend the rest on Elemental Aspect (Storms/lightining) &/or a general 'does more damage' effect.
If you have 1,000 AP, 300 on the above hammers utility stuff above, 600 in lightning power, 100 in hits hard or some self physical buff effect.
Perfectly fine knockoff Thor hammer. Thors actual hammer may have more AP in Lightning/damage/self buff effects. Being a bit weaker is sort of implied in 'knockoff'

>>52107478
All of them, if you're looking in the right places.

>>52108999
It weighs as much as a black hole.

>>52108989
>It seemed weird that Red would write something like that

I only asked in the first place because it seemed a bit on the nose for Red. I would have just gone with it if someone else had said it.

>>52107478
mushoko tensei

>>52108999
There's a difference from something being indestructible and something itself eventually if destroyed. Something indestructible is a lot more useful since it means you can reliably put it through a lot more punishment and block shit with it that you don't want going through. I'm tired and have no idea what the context is exactly. Just thought I'd put down indestructibility being far superior to auto-repair.

Rolled 5 (1d8)

>>52108563
164 Sekirei
Just outside city limits
Age 21
Drop-In
Bro-Tier, Quit it -100, Counsellor -200, Compatibility -50, Sharing is Caring -400,
Kama Sutra, Bar Tab -50, Front Row Seats -100, Massage Table -100,
Mooch +150,
Honestly, I'm going to chill out and watch the action. Probably befriend people on occasion and when necessary Befriend with extreme prejudice. Mostly gonna be a vacation with a show though.
Continue
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2 SimAnt
3 Warframe
4 Adventure Time
5 Castlevania
6 XMen Movies
7 Worm
8 Dragonball

>>52108999
...umm, you do know that there's more to the Hammer, much much more than what you wrote?

>>52109057
Castlevania
I'll need a new 5.

>>52108999
>CP stuff can't be permanently destroyed anyway
It's so common now that you people forget that this is a house rule unless stated by the item/item section.

>>52109029
That sounds like a bullshit comic book fact that everyone and their grandmother would ignore, because otherwise you'd never be able to put it down without endangering the planet.

>>52109029
That's like saying something is as heavy as a star. There is a massive variation in sizes when talking about celestial bodies. Also, have you ever heard about micro black holes?

>>52109081
It's so common that there are actually items that enforce cp insurance on other things now.
It might as well be mainline now.

>>52109029
t doesn't way as much As a black hole, no one ever said that! It's changes in weight, according to if the person trying to wield it is worthy, and to How much force they are lifting It with.

>>52109103
>Also, have you ever heard about micro black holes?

How heavy are they?

>>52109083
MAGIC!

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>>52108989
>>52109034
Yeah, I was trying to channel how on-the-nose and crass Tony could get. My bad there.

>>52108999
>The indestructibility should be cheap
>the only you can use it is rather common for a lot of signature gear
>It's indestructible and stays in place don't really make it more powerful in battle

>mfw

Okay okay, just kind of ignoring how a fair amount of that seems to be relying on interjump balance ("rather common for signature gear"), let's look at it from a purely in-setting perspective.

There is practically nothing like what we see for Mjolnir. It gives anyone who's worthy the levels of a buff Asgardian, weight manipulation of the hammer enough to pin down the HULK, the hammer is sentient and can find you anywhere regardless if you're in another dimension, it gives flat-out weather control with an emphasis on enough lightning to bumfuck a group of Chitauri at once (and they're no pushovers), and it's made of a material that puts Vibranium to complete shame. This is on top of allowing him to fly perfectly even within a Class-5 tornado and using lightning to heal himself at one point.

At what point are most of those options supposed to be 'cheap', if I can ask?

>>52109029
I read somewhere that it actually weighs only 40 lbs in MCU, but it cheats constantly with weight manipulation and stuff.

>>52109133
At an absolute minimum: 22 micrograms.

>>52109081
>It's so common now that you people forget that this is a house rule unless stated by the item/item section.
a 'house rule' that has been around so long that many jumpmakers don't specifically include it unless you ask them, because they, like everyone, treat respawning at the default assumption nowadays.

Having stuff CP lost forever is the house rule amigo.

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Jumpers, have you ever made a deal that backfired on you?

>>52109160
>My bad there.
Instead of stopping at tw-, you should stop at twi-. No one can misunderstand that, right?

>>52109170
>I read somewhere that it actually weighs only 40 lbs in MCU, but it cheats constantly with weight manipulation and stuff.

That is correct.

>>52109133
>How heavy are they?
The minimum mass needed to make a stable black hole (that is, one with a Schwarzchild radius large enough to consume matter to counteract Hawking radiation) is about eight hundred and eighty five million tons. Though it probably couldn't actually eat matter, because it would be emitting temperature on the order of one hundred and thirty nine billion degrees Celsius. Black holes are fucking terrifying, anon.

>>52109186
I've certainly assumed, as a relative newcomer, that anything bought with CP, is if not indestructable, then at least it pops up agains, probably in the warehouse.

Why get something with CP if it isn't insured against being destroyed, or being destroyed and thus lost forever.

>>52109205
...you are a smart man and I shall listen to your wisdom.

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> tfw you realize a cosmic entity has been feeding you incredible power, and you've spent a not insignificant portion of that power on having a nice ass

>>52109258
If Jump-chan didn't want me to have a nice ass, she wouldn't have given me the option. She knows what sort of person I am.

>>52109212
Worth noting that micro black holes and larger stable black holes are not the same thing.

Micro black holes are very unstable and evaporate quickly after formation, stable black holes on the other hand can last a lot longer before they evaporate.

Micro black holes need alot less mass to form than more convention 'full-sized' black holes. It is worth noting also that micro black holes are currently hypothetical.

Hey, I found something about Mjolnir.
Technically it's for Comic!Mjolnir, though. And the info is 26 years old. But I'm pretty sure it's still canon.
https://urbandud.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/detail-128-thors-hammer.jpg?w=550

>>52109205
I can think of a a few awkward or out-and-out lewd things with just that, anon.

Shall I share with the class?

>>52109160
>This is on top of allowing him to fly perfectly even within a Class-5 tornado
>weather control
If is kind of hard to take you seriously you if you are this obtuse. If he has magic weather control then flying in bad weather is not super special flight, it it the magic weather stuff making the weather not effect you.

>>52109322
Back in your hole, lewdite!
Armour is not for sexual!

>>52109303
No, they're the same thing, it's just that the math for Hawking radiation is a lot more punishing at low masses. The rate of radiation is inversely proportionate to the size of the Schwarzchild radius, so a black hole that only has enough mass to produce a small Schwarzchild radius (technically, all black holes are the same size, it's the region of warped space around them that varies) is going to lose mass-energy a lot faster.

>>52109353
Yet his flying power is separate from his weather control, otherwise we'd be seeing storms every time he flies off.

Either way, it doesn't change how it's above and beyond most things we see in the MCU. Not really an argument to make it super cheap.

>>52109196
Jumping.

>>52109304
>And the info is 26 years old. But I'm pretty sure it's still canon.
Yeah, you are a moron. Canon cannot last 5 min without a retcon. Something 26 years old is referring to something that existed a couple destroyed multiverses ago, not whatever exists now that has the same name. And similarity between the two just means the sequence of cycling retcons have made the canon of then and now match up. Temporarily for the next 5 min.

>>52109212
They're the most common object in the universe, so everything else is terrifying for not being a black hole.

Question for the World of Warcraft anon:

Companionable Ancients?

>>52109474
Only by mass! If we go by actual number they're only like, sixth most common object in the universe.

>>52109160
>It gives anyone who's worthy the levels of a buff Asgardian,
Berserker Staff.

>weight manipulation of the hammer enough to pin down the HULK,
Impressive, yes, but not actually that useful. It's not like it's something the user can actively channel (i.e. no hitting someone with force enough to pin the Hulk, no making it light as a feather). Using it to pin the Hulk first requires that you can actually beat him.

>the hammer is sentient and can find you anywhere regardless if you're in another dimension,
Any evidence for the latter part in the MCU?

>it gives flat-out weather control with an emphasis on enough lightning to bumfuck a group of Chitauri at once
>This is on top of allowing him to fly perfectly even within a Class-5 tornado and using lightning to heal himself at one point.
Pretty sure these are related. And it's kind of stupid you'd use this as a separate point in its favor rather than as an example of the precision of its weather control. Also, funny that you try to give it comic powers while acting like Thor doesn't fly by throwing his hammer using his own strength. 0:14-0:17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ngmj5FGcyg

Oh, and...
>(and they're no pushovers)
Uh, yeah, they kind of fucking are. See them being destroyed by mundane humans using guns and arrows.

>it's made of a material that puts Vibranium to complete shame.
No.

>>52109513
Are people always this bitchy when they're trying to 'negotiate' to make their build cheaper?

>>52109470
Well, then, there's no point debating it, is there?
You can't say it weighs 40 pounds or 40 gigabajillion metric tons, because it could change at any second, right?

>>52109525
Yes.

>>52109525
Yeah, pretty much.

>>52109513
>No.
Look up Uru, and then see if you'd still say that.

>Pretty sure these are related.
Different powers, anon. Weather Control and Flight. Coming from a common source doesn't make them the same thing.

>>52109513
>Impressive, yes, but not actually that useful. It's not like it's something the user can actively channel (i.e. no hitting someone with force enough to pin the Hulk, no making it light as a feather). Using it to pin the Hulk first requires that you can actually beat him.
Actually Im pretty sure thor does exactly that.

>>52105774
Updated jumps? When did this happen?

>>52109525
>bitchy when they're trying to 'negotiate' to make their build cheaper
Lol, no. You're a goddamn idiot. I'm not "'negotiating' to make my build cheaper". I stepped in because I saw someone using a bunch of lies to justify some of their design decisions. I don't give two fucks about how much "I" would "pay".

>>52109484
They're going to be a thing, yes. Going to have a selection of either an Ancient of War, Ancient of Lore, Ancient Protector, or a Tree of Life.

With an option in Items, as there are going to be a few trees available, that you can take one of the purchased trees - for example, Kypari - and if you purchased an Ancient, said Ancient can be made of that purchased tree.

>>52109584
Thunder.
Thunder
Thundercats, ho.

Last thread.

>>52109589
Seems like you are being a little bitch with no actual justification. Thors hammer is way more powerful than you seem to give it credit for.

>>52109589
Are you? Does not seem like it to me, anon.

And why aren't you using Red's name when talking about her? Afraid of being thought of as the scatovore?

>>52109513
To devil's advocated (no pun intended) a little:

>it's not like it's something the user can activately channel

To be fair Thor can stalemate MCU's Hulk, and considering how fast the Destroyer shrugged off the Warriors 3 it's clear the thing makes him a great deal stronger than the average Asgardian

>evidence

Not exactly conclusive for sentience, but that very thing happens in Thor 2. On the one hand, at the time there was a planet alignment thingamajig that made it so portals between worlds were happening. On the other hand, it not only goes through atmospheric reentry but goes through the vortex generated by Malekith's reality stone.

>see them being destroyed by mundane humans using guns and arrows

Oh come on. I know it's stupid, but for better or worse the MCU series asks us to believe Widow and Hawkeye's SHIELD tech are a lot more effective than a modern sniper .

>Vibranium shaming

I'm actually kinda torn on this; I figured Cap noselling the hammer was just vibranium's specific property hardcountering it. Remember Scarlet Witch-who got her powers from an Infinity Stone in this continuity-tore through Ultron's vibranium body (still plated with the stuff even after getting beaten up a lot), whilst Thor was able to smack Malekith with the hammer so hard he seemingly knocked the Aether out of him in time for his own ship to land on him.

>>52109659
Thor's hammer is incredibly powerful. But me personally, I don't think I would want it.

I would like Red to do something like Val's Seven Deadly Sins Sacred Treasure, but that's a lot of effort to ask someone to do, to make something customised but comparable.

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>>52109513
>Berserker Staff
It gives a regular 'super strength' buff with an an adrenaline rush due to hateful memories coming to the surface. Not the same.

>Impressive, yes, but not actually that useful.
>Using it to pin the Hulk first requires that you can actually beat him.
You're also ignoring how it's absurdly useful for more than just that. Also on how we wouldn't have the example of him pinning Hulk unless it happened.

>Any evidence for the latter part in the MCU?
Go watch the second Thor movie with the Convergence.

>And it's kind of stupid you'd use this as a separate point in its favor rather than as an example of the precision of its weather control.
Because as you so graciously provided with your youtube link, the two are not one in the same. How he flies and how controls the weather are different functions.

>Uh, yeah, they kind of fucking are. See them being destroyed by mundane humans using guns and arrows.
Which are both going for specific weak points and only take out the mooks. You'll note that Thor doesn't give a shit and his lightning brute-forces even the big guys, in greater volumes.

>No.
Uru is a magical metal that is not only easily on par with Vibranium and is quite accepting of enchantments, but in the MCU games has even had Mjolnir absorbing other metals to take on their properties.


But hey, I'm sure it's shitty compared to some shounen animes. So you've got that going for you at any rate.

>>52109687
Huh, thats interesting, about Uru absorbing other special metals traits and properties. Will you be offering something like that Red?

Like Uru explicitly having that property or something like it?

>>52109661
I mean, to be fair I can understand that last part at least.

I've seen other shitposters strive to distance themselves from him too.

>>52109687
Just for the sake of clarity, I think it's worth noting IIRC Marvel has said Asgardian "magic" is pretty much science, whereas Strange's magic is pretty much magic. Or something like that. Still leagues beyond Earth, of course. No argument otherwise.

>Mjolnir absorbing other metals

Wait wat. Does Thor forge them in, or does the hammer take a bite out of them or...?

>>52109525
Oh fuck off dude. Since when are posts like this considered bitchy on 4chan? I understand that eternal generals tend to divorce people from the actual website they are on, but this is ridiculous.

>>52109583
He hasn't in MCU, yet.
I'm sure he totally could. Hulk has shown a complete inability to even budge Mjolnir in that setting. When he tried to lift it, the concrete? floor beneath him started to cave in.

I think people are wanking Mjolnir too much, right now.
So far all it's done is be indestructable, flying under it's own power and tow someone with it, make the wielder super-strong and tough, respond to the wielder's thoughts, be unmovable, control weather on the scale of a few blocks, and blast lightning strong enough to explode one of those Chitauri spacewhale things.

It's high level in-setting, to be sure. But there's no evidence that it's sapient and can move between dimensions.

Red could do a table of individual abilities or something, and then just let people point-buy what they want. Maybe even with some drawbacks or something, to represent flawed objects like the Berserker Staff's… anger thing?

>>52109687
>Go watch the second Thor movie with the Convergence.
It wasn't just Mjolnir popping in and out of worlds like that, Red. A flock of birds did the same thing.
Besides, what point would there be to Mjolnir teleporting away from Earth like that, when the entirety of the fight was occurring on Earth? That's a serious strike against sapience if it CAN, in fact, move between dimension on it's own.

>>52109766
What's with this new guy going around saying 'IT'S 4CHAN BRO' to everything? Is he new to the website and bought the stereotype?

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I seem to remember a perk that let you split your eye into seven pupils. Does anyone know what jump that's from?

>>52109739
>Just for the sake of clarity, I think it's worth noting IIRC Marvel has said Asgardian "magic" is pretty much science, whereas Strange's magic is pretty much magic. Or something like that. Still leagues beyond Earth, of course. No argument otherwise.
The current MCU working is that Asgardian stuff is in fact magic, but instead they treat it as a natural phenomenon and actively apply scientific theory to it. So while it is not as flexible as Strange magic, it is ABSURDLY good at what it does. Asgardians still accept that there is magic, but they apparently feel like it is just a phenomenon they haven't understood yet. ...so it's a race of people who have the same scientific perspective of Princess Bubblegum.

>Wait wat. Does Thor forge them in, or does the hammer take a bite out of them or...?
Thor literally smashes the weapon in question and the hammer gobbles up their remains.

>>52109726
I am uncertain. Like I said, the Relic table isn't done yet and I need to finish the power armor table first, which I've been doing right now. But there's a lot of 'maybes' on the table right now.

>>52109685
>I would like Red to do something like Val's Seven Deadly Sins Sacred Treasure, but that's a lot of effort to ask someone to do, to make something customised but comparable.
Spoilers: The relic table will be something similar. The problem is Mjolnir is a freak of nature among relics.

>>52109773
Because the hammer only understands "He's there, oh shit now he's over here, fuck you man won't you stand still?" Sentient doesn't mean sapient, after all. You're confusing the terms.

>>52109739
To be fair, no-one wants to have anything to do with shit-chan: people, schools, or animals (they can sense evil!), I don't think anyone would criticise him too harshly for trying to avoid association with that guy.

It is a bit wierd to be so unclear though, and, at least for me, raises my bullshit radar when he doesn't explicitly label the person, where that person has a name at least, and it should be obvious who he's talking about anyway.

>>52109805
Sburb, Vision Eightfold. It's a troll perk. based on Vriska.

>>52109814
>Spoilers: The relic table will be something similar. The problem is Mjolnir is a freak of nature among relics.
*Squeals*
*Manfully pretends it never happened*
*Gets Hyped*

>>52109766
Off the top of my head, /co/ I guess. Maybe /an/? Didn't stay there long but /an/ seems really chill too.

>>52109773
Correction: Multiple space whale things. I'm not gonna lie: After the initial hype? Space whales were kinda underwhelming as advanced superweapons. Otherwise, I do agree.

I can understand the decision though; in universe the thing is an Asgardian superweapon that's proven capable of clashing with at least one Infinity Stone user, so even without a yet-to-be-revealed super mode like you said in-setting it's the bees knees.

>>52109814
>Asgardian stuff is in fact magic

...well shit. Either I misremembered the interview or someone contradicted someone else.

I guess that kinda makes sense, though. So, kinda like Eldar versus human psykers-the immortal race hyperfocuses on doing one technique well, while mortals play around with all kinds of weird crap.

Not sure how I feel about an entire race of Princess Bubblegums. At least they know how to party...

>the hammer gobbles up their remains

I'm sorry, I physically can't process that mental image without the hammer morphing a chain chomper face.

>>52109832
Ugh. That just reminds me how disgusting that species is.

>>52109599
And also a quick reminder:

The knife is an Old God. It is not your waifu. Nor your knaifu.
Do not listen to it's lies.

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drawbacks bleakest timeline, batman super fan and judy i don't speak sign language

origin radical landman
age 42
location allegheny community college

perks extreme sports enthusiast, astronaut, high-flying sharpshooter act, ninja tricks, perfectly legitimate businessman, the only sane man and authority stache

items ninja mask, dirt bike, 2 import companions, luchador mask, honda accord, astronaut outfit and true dew

No seriously the space whale thing really bugs me: Guardian of the Galaxy had the good guy federation people field a swarm of Star Wars-style space fighters and a forcefield. The bad guys' ship was buff enough to punch through that, AND had phaser cannon things.

If the Chitauri had tried invading them, I can only imagine they'd get wrecked even harder until they win by sheer numbers; I'm going to be generous and assume none of them have the bright idea of flinging a bomb at their command pylon or whatever even though they should theoretically have way better scanner technology, because Stark's always ahead of the curve in these stories.

>>52109814
Am I the only one who was majorly underwhelmed by Strange magic? The only stuff they could do under their own power was astral projection, small spark constructs, and space warping in the mirror dimension.

>>52109582
>Look up Uru, and then see if you'd still say that.
I know what Uru is, anon. We see in the Avengers when the two clash, and in most incarnations Uru isn't innately durable. It holds enchantments really well, a lot of them contributing to its durability. And I'm not saying "Red" because I don't care /who's/ doing it.

>>52109687
>It gives a regular 'super strength' buff with an an adrenaline rush due to hateful memories coming to the surface. Not the same.
No, it gives enough strength to create shockwaves, contend with Asgardians, and throw punches that launch people several hundreds of feet away. Fair enough with the rage, though.

>Go watch the second Thor movie with the Convergence.
When its specifically pointed out that the Convergence "weakens dimensional boundaries" and connects points in space, that's not really that impressive. Considering that the wormholes actually, you know, connect points in space, it's arguable whether those even count as separate dimensions for our purposes. There's also the fact that Thor and literally fucking anyone, including pigeons and keys, can use them. Seems more like Mjolnir hitched a ride on these events.

>How he flies and how controls the weather are different functions.
Yes, and how he flies is a function of his own strength rather than the hammer. Every time we see him "fly", he's either in a storm or throws his hammer and "rides" it.

>Which are both going for specific weak points and only take out the mooks. You'll note that Thor doesn't give a shit and his lightning brute-forces even the big guys, in greater volumes.
Fair enough. Still, Thor was hitting people wearing clothing conducive to being shocked with lightning.

>Uru is a magical metal that is not only easily on par with Vibranium and is quite accepting of enchantments
It has to be enchanted to contend with Vibranium, these aren't its natural properties.

>MCU games
Are those even canon? Why doesn't Thor do this in other MCU media?

>>52109937
I don't remember an awful lot of Strange's personal feats in the comics actually. I know he knows a whole lot of shit, but I thought he was the equivalent of a summoner when it actually came down to combat, borrowing the power of contracted beings and stuff.

>>52109905
You apparently don't speak the english one either, AI. It's been a while. Met any lady AIs?

>>52109899
>tfw reminded of what the succubus' entry on WoW's wiki is like

You can practically SMELL the aroused neckbeard-sweat from all the purple pose waffling about how the things keep going crazy for warlock dick.

>>52109937
Eh, not really? I get what you're coming from though, I figured the strength came from it being a massive energy field that fucks up the space-time continuum, and the trick is to focus it enough to do something useful like, well, open a portal. Or whip someone.

Besides, it's much more impressive when not used in regular-Earth's dimension even without Dormamu's bargains

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>>52105732
The Whistling of whatever weapon I'm dropping on them.
>>52108654
Accept, then fight it seriously. I can heal it if it gets hurt, and it would be rude to say no.
>>52108035
I got a photography skill that lets my pictures be worth a thousand words, in the sense that they let me find out a lot about whatever is the focus of the picture.

>>52109544
No, you just use your brain and DON'T assume every Thor's Hammer is the same hammer, and anything you have ever seen one do, they all can do. That way lies the stupid. Marvel has many continuities, and mixing them is just arguing in bad faith. Thor's hammer in MCU can do what it has been shown to do in the MCU movies. Trying to bring in something done by a different Thor's Hammer from 25 years ago is pointless and dumb.

>>52109973
Yeah, pretty much. But they don't seem to do that in the MCU. Even calling on Dormammu, which Strange used to do just by invoking his name, requires a manor dark ritual. And he didn't call on the Vishanti at all.

>>52109814
>Because the hammer only understands "He's there, oh shit now he's over here, fuck you man won't you stand still?" Sentient doesn't mean sapient, after all. You're confusing the terms.
I just rewatched the scene. That is literally not what happens.
When the Convergence fuckery teleports Mjolnir away from whatever world Thor is on at the time, it tries to take a straight path. Through fucking space.
Which, actually, is even more metal.
>I was teleported away from master.
>I'll just fly through the universe until I reach him again.
>It's no problem, I know exactly where he is.
It's not very bright, but it is very loyal. Mjolnir a cute.
Also that little fucker can clock. It left the atmosphere in seconds, and returned within seconds too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq1jay9wpnc

>>52110002
Maybe he'll be doing that in Strange 2. Strange 1 was introducing magic, you couldn't really expect them to be doing D&D Wizardy off the bat. Especially with them toying with possibility of magic for so long.

>>52109997
But that involves me not getting Ultra-Powerful Mjolnir for 100 CP.

And that's wrong.

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>>52110025
>When the Convergence fuckery teleports Mjolnir away from whatever world Thor is on at the time, it tries to take a straight path. Through fucking space.
No one said that it can teleport anon, just that it can FIND him over those distances.

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>>52109937
Well we also only saw it for the first time. It shows a lot of potential, but we're only just exploring it.

>>52109879
>I guess that kinda makes sense, though. So, kinda like Eldar versus human psykers-the immortal race hyperfocuses on doing one technique well, while mortals play around with all kinds of weird crap.
That... is actually a really good way of looking at it.

>I'm sorry, I physically can't process that mental image without the hammer morphing a chain chomper face.
Pic fucking related.

>>52109869
I'd hold off on the hype until I start it.

>>52109949
>It has to be enchanted to contend with Vibranium, these aren't its natural properties.
Read the wiki:
>Made of Uru, Mjolnir itself is extremely durable, like the Earth metal vibranium, and combined with the various enchantments placed upon it by Odin, it is, for all intents and purposes, indestructible.

>Are those even canon? Why doesn't Thor do this in other MCU media?
You know what, I actually decided to take a quick gander and try to find some sources. A fair bit is conflicting, but it actually does seem like the games are not quite being treated as canon. So points to you on that front, it's not a valid argument on my end.

>When its specifically pointed out that the Convergence "weakens dimensional boundaries" and connects points in space, that's not really that impressive. Considering that the wormholes actually, you know, connect points in space, it's arguable whether those even count as separate dimensions for our purposes. There's also the fact that Thor and literally fucking anyone, including pigeons and keys, can use them. Seems more like Mjolnir hitched a ride on these events.
I feel like you are severely downplaying how impressive it is for a hammer to even recognize that its owner is in another dimension, wormhole or not, to begin with. Pigeons don't know what they're doing. Mjolnir knew exactly which portal it had to take.

>>52109949
>how he flies

It's been a while, but what about the end fight in the first movie where he surges his way to Loki? Could've sworn he went a LOT farther and with a lot more turns than one measily throw would suggest; he had to superman his way across half of Asgard to get to him.

>people wearing clothing

Keep in mind he was also incidentally blowing up giant biomechanical monsters Stark had to fly through in order to deploy enough firepower on to finish.

>>52110025
Mjolnir-chan snuggling on Loki's chest is kawaii~

>>52110056
See >>52109160
>can find you anywhere regardless if you're in another dimension
>another dimension
Sort of implies that it can move through dimensions, no?
But it legit can't. If it could, it wouldn't have done it's Yuri Gagarin impersonation.

I've heard that 616 Mjolnir can move through dimensions like a hot knife through butter, so maybe Red confused the two or something, I don't know.

>>52109988
>You can practically SMELL the aroused neckbeard-sweat from all the purple pose waffling about how the things keep going crazy for warlock dick.

The TTRPG was PARTICULARLY bad for the Sayaad, definitely.

What I'm worried about in particular though is Xal'atath. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSWzlc5JzUc

>>52110137
>can find you anywhere
Not "Can teleport you to anywhere"
It can also make use of existing portals to aid in finding you faster.

>>52109814
>Thor literally smashes the weapon in question and the hammer gobbles up their remains.
When did that happen? That's fucking crazy.

>>52110170
Apologies, see >>52110076. Apparently I am a fool of a took.

>>52110137
See >>52110167, I said can find you, not 'can teleport'. It just takes the best possible route and clocks it like a motherfucker.

Rolled 2 (1d8)

>>52109057
165 Castlevania
1992
Cursed -100
Inhuman Power, Power of Dominance -800,
Valmanway -200, Alucard's Spear -300,
Order of the Demon +300, The Gears Go Awry +100,
Well, time to have some fun slaughtering demons, monsters and the undead. Not to mention I got to pick up nice upgrades for my sword and spear.
Continue
1 F.E.A.R.
2 SimAnt
3 Warframe
4 Adventure Time
5 DC Occult
6 XMen Movies
7 Worm
8 Dragonball

is there a generic "Loyal Bodyguard" companion in any jump?

>>52110187
SimAnt time for tiny, need a new 2.

>>52109988
>>52110154
They're succubi, it's really not out of place for them to hunger for dick. I thought it was funny too, but I'm not the judgmental, arrogant type who thinks he's 'above' these kinds of concepts.

>>52110231
Well see, my issue was the Sayaad were literally built and meant to be saboteurs. They're the secret agents, the ones who go in and corrupt societies from within, who twist people against each other.

Having that kind of obsession makes for a shitty saboteur and agent.

>>52110204
Kamen Rider Ryuki?

Or Infinite Warfare, if you don't take gauntlets.

>>52110231
Calm your tits, geeze. I never said it was a bad thing, I just find it hilarious too.

Honestly, I'd rather have more lewd succubus descriptions than the game's current writing direction.

>A succubus (plur. succubi) is a stunningly beautiful woman. Her voluptuous form is squeezed into a tight leather-bodice. Large bat wings unfurl from her back, and she lets out a short gasp as she cracks a small whip against her milky thigh.
Bahaha, what?

>>52110076
>I feel like you are severely downplaying how impressive it is for a hammer to even recognize that its owner is in another dimension, wormhole or not, to begin with. Pigeons don't know what they're doing. Mjolnir knew exactly which portal it had to take.
Well, it's /because/ of the wormholes that it's unimpressive. They connect the "dimensions" so that at certain points, they're effectively the same dimension. Like, ki-sensing someone in hell from Earth is less impressive when you have a portal right in front of you that connects the two realms because it's lessening the distances and metaphysical barriers involved.

Though honestly, while Mjolnir's abilities aren't actually that impressive in-setting, it was still forged by Odin in the heart of a dwarf star, out of incredible mystical materials. It's possible that relics are just weaker, which makes sense when most don't require any future magical upkeep.

>>52110200

Mob jump

>>52110273
Which is why Sayaad look down on Succubi, despite technically being the same species.

>>52110300
The part that splits my sides is how this species of immortal demonic saboteurs CANONICALLY tends to behave like monstergirls in chinese cartoons.

It's apparently at the point where the older succubi are starting to feel personally offended their juniors keep lusting for summoner cock. One gets the impression them adopting titles like "Mistress of Pain" is more a defence mechanism than anything.

>>52110300
I dunno, anon. What? No seriously, what is that?

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>>52110302
>Well, it's /because/ of the wormholes that it's unimpressive.
So because of wormholes existing, the fact that the hammer can recognize the owner has gone through it and will actively try to go through said wormhole, even stopping the very second the owner is back on earth, is not impressive. Looking at this strictly from an in-setting perspective, how is that not impressive?

>Mjolnir's abilities aren't actually that impressive in-setting
Please point to me any other artifact that compares to all of the things it can do while not being powered by an Infinity Stone. You keep claiming that it's not impressive, when there's very few, if any examples that compare to it. Even moreso now that I rescinded my stance on some things since the games aren't canon.

>>52110276
queuing Ryuki

So I thought of something stupid and now I need a justification to make it happen.

Does any of you know of a harem perk with some type of secondary benefit that a ruler/goddess would want (or the opposite, useful perk with harem function) that a Companion could get through imports?

>>52110302
>Mjolnir's abilities aren't actually that impressive in-setting
They kind of are, though.
It's one of the few versions where Hulk has yet to lift the damn thing.
It's virtually indestructable. It's taken blasts from the Destroyer, with no harm.
It busts open giant spacewhales like pinatas with it's lightning. Spacewhales that were completely immune to Iron Man's lasers, which can cut through Hammertech drones like they're not even there.
It can fly at, like, Mach 100 to find it's wielder. It was going fast enough to have that halo of heat around it like shuttles do when they go for re-entry.
It gives it's wielder enhanced strength and durability.
It even has a limited ability to respond to it's user's will, tracking them down and flying into their open hand.

It's top-tier in MCU.

Speaking of demons, are there any jumps that a low-power Jumper can survive where you can get a demon companion? Preferably one that's an OC?

>>52110302
Reminder Thor used it to beat up someone using an infinity stone.

You know? Those things with the hype of being used by the Celestials to blow up planets? Those things Thanos wants to collect for his fancy glove? One of which gave Ronan the confidence of taking Thanos on, and also all of Xandar, and had to be beaten by taking the stone and using it against him?

Would doing what Granny Weatherwax did in Wyrd Sisters and showing someone their true self via headology for purposes of helping them become a better person be a morally okay thing to do?

>>52110442
Hero BBS, just convince one of the demon king's minions to side with you or be a demon king yourself

>>52110055
>But that involves me not getting Ultra-Powerful Mjolnir for 100 CP.
The only one with the hard on for the Ultra-Powerful Mjolnir is Red. So just try not being Red.

>>52110447
Well Granny Weatherwax seems to think so, and she's generally right about these things.

Just be careful you don't use it on someone who doesn't give a crap.

>>52110433
Now, I'm no physicist, but I think that Mach 100 is a bit exaggerated. Mach 10 seems more reasonable. Also, wouldn't shuttles in re-entry simply move at terminal velocity?

>>52110493
Yeah. That's around Mach 25, though. So still pretty damn fast.

>>52110489
I read Wyrd Sisters, I just don't want to do something as extreme as a peneace stare on every single person who won't listen to me. It's also a good gauge to let yourself know where to start when it comes to redeeming them.

>>52110493
Well, the scene doesn't really show how fast it's moving exactly, but it's gotta be pretty goddamn fast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq1jay9wpnc
Look at 1:45, roughly. Convergence fuckery takes it back to Earth, so it rockets straight up.

Wait-Malekith was gonna use the Aether to return the universe to darkness. He just waited for the Convergence to wait for it to be able to affect other realms too.

So. Yeah, Mjolnir punched THAT out. And the stuff was wriggling around in his body too, rather than a big hammer.

>>52110392
>So because of wormholes existing, the fact that the hammer can recognize the owner has gone through it and will actively try to go through said wormhole, even stopping the very second the owner is back on earth, is not impressive. Looking at this strictly from an in-setting perspective, how is that not impressive?
Because with wormholes, it's not evidence that it can detect things across dimensions any more than knowing where which portal a sound comes from when sound travels through all of them is evidence that you can hear across dimensions. Because it's not like going through it is teleportation, a process that just moves the wielder somewhere else, it's the same point.

>Please point
Nah, that bit was me conceding, at least on not offering Mjolnir, even if not for the reasons you listed.

>>52110433
Yeah, like this? A few of these are really impressive.

>>52110493
No, it not going to be Mach 10. Way closer to Mach 100. That was like, 3 seconds to reach the upper atmosphere. That's some serious speed.

>>52110520
...I'm not part of this, but I have to know.

Why does the channel watermark keep meandering in and out of the corner of that video?

>>52110520
Looks like it exists the troposphere in a couple of seconds. That varies in height from seven to twenty kilometers, though I admit I don't know its height over London's longitude. But still, that gives us somewhere between three and ten kilometers per second as its speed. Not bad.

>>52110520
>>52110572
>No, it not going to be Mach 10. Way closer to Mach 100. That was like, 3 seconds to reach the upper atmosphere. That's some serious speed.
I stand corrected.
Completly unrelated, but seeing this scene for the first time, it looks kinda cheesy.

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>>52109599
That sounds really cool.

>Kypari
What's that though?

>>52109899
...pic related.

>>52110300
Ignore succubi, Voidwalker best demon. At least have some taste go Shivarra if you /must/ waifu one.

>>52109879
>Ugh. That just reminds me how disgusting that species is.
It's like you don't want a ridiculously and unnecessarily convoluted method of reproduction, involving tentacle bodyparts and buckets.

>>52110442
Beelzebub?

I don't know, most other places to get demons I know of (besides WoW) are generally pretty dangerous.

>>52110447
This entails?

>>52110447
>helping them become a better person
That's always okay in my book, by any mean necessary. The capacity for evil is not a right.

>>52110462
You're free to offer a comparison too.

>>52110493
>>52110513
>>52110520
Yeah I'm not exactly sure how fast one would need to go for 'earth surface' to be 'low earth orbit' within the span of... two seconds? Three? Either way the speed is nuts and being able to withstand the friction of going meteor like that is no small feat.

>>52110572
The fact that it even recognizes that instead of just falling inert is a heck of a feat in of itself. I recognize that yes, it is not actually cutting through dimensions of its own power. I have said that repeatedly. It's the difference between scrying and teleporting.

A hammer recognizing the complexity of that and acting accordingly is still something. Either way, sorry if I was getting heated there. It was not my intent and I realize I have come off as abrasive on some points.

>>52110611
>buckets

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

>>52110614
Think of it as a combination of hypnosis and extremely precise mental magic aimed to break down automatic delusions rather than outright control minds

>>52110611
The problem with Shivarra, other than being thirty feet tall, is that they are hardcore loyal to Sargeras, to the point that they wouldn't even consider going against his word and his vision to chase a mortal dick.

>>52110654
So you mind control someone into acting a different way, then try to convince them to act like that when they're not under mind control?

>>52110663
Incorrect, PC warlocks can summon them despite being very against Sargeras. This means at least some of them would be happy to choose warlock dick over their loyalties to the Burning Crusade.

>>52110723
I think they're just under a pact and don't get a choice.

>>52110663
Reminder that a bunch of Shivarra also joined Illidan. Because... I dunno, Illidan.

>>52110447
>>52110654
Kind of a dick move, but also kind of a good thing to do.

>>52110746
It's never clear how much of a pawn Illidan is and how loyal his allies are to him or his controller at any given time.

>>52110663
>The problem with Shivarra... being thirty feet tall
How is that a problem, again?

>>52110760
thatswhatshesaid.webm

>>52105732
>I CAN WAIT NO LONGER

>>52110762
Not everyone maxed endowed.

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>>52110654
>ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
You know you want to.

>>52110663
Fair. But at least they're a bit of a challenge then, as well as being more much more competent than Succubi.

>other than being thirty feet tall
...Is that supposed to be a downside?

>>52110723
Not all summoned demons are fucking their summoners, or even really want to be there.

The Shivarra doesn't sound too happy to be called.

>>52110716
No, you strip away all the conscious and subconscious assumptions people make about themselves. The punchline comes from their own reaction to themselves, not what you do to them per se.

Well, that's this particular technique anyway.

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>>52110762

My man

>>52110772
>Not everyone maxed endowed.

Who said anything about max endowed

>>52110611
Kypari is a kind of tree in Pandaria, mostly grows on the west side of the wall in Townlong Steppes and Dread Wastes.

They grow large enough to house entire cities of mantid. The sap can be used in a variety of alchemical concoctions, brews, AND we've seen explosives using it as a base. And the sap as well, if allowed to harden, becomes a material called Kyparite that's about as strong and as dense as steel while being really receptive to natural energies. The mantid use Kyparite to make weapons and armor, and is also their primary building material for their architecture and technology - they have high-frequency weaponry and guns that use soundwaves, among other things.

>>52110663
Eh, Matron Mother Malevolence and her Shivarra are on the side of the Illidari (unless there's an upcoming twist in a later patch), so it's possible to get them to join other factions. But you are right in that they're basically Sargeri Priestesses the other 9 out of 10 times.

>>52110787
Most people would react negatively as they come to understand they have no positive traits or values whatsoever.

>>52110761
The Illidari are loyal to Illidan. When Illidan makes the Slayer the new leader of the Illidari, they're that loyal to Illidan they accept the Slayer. Also the Slayer had proven themselves to be a worthy successor.

>>52110804
What is that picture from, anon?

Just from that one pic, I can tell it's hilarious. I'd really like to read it.

>>52110807
Edgy.

>>52110838
But true.

>>52110826
Binbougami-ga. We have a jump of it actually.

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>>52110826
Binbougami-ga, actually. And yes, it's pretty funny a lot of the time. N-no this isn't a shill for the jump I made what are you talking about.

>>52110806
>Kypari stuff
Huh, that does sound pretty cool. Thanks, anon.

...wonder if the Ancient would grow that large too then?

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>>52110826
>Just from that one pic, I can tell it's hilarious. I'd really like to read it.

Binbonogami, Bobby is best guy and Momiji is best girl and even Red loves Bobby don't let her tell you an different

>>52109196
Haven't you all?

>>52110903
>implying the payback isn't yet to come

>>52110806
She joined the Illidari because Sargeras wants to destroy all worlds.

>What a rare honor. To be one of the Illidari, instead of a servant. I must admit, I was worried you wouldn't choose me as one of your champions.
But now you have, and I could just kiss you!
>It never made any sense to me that all worlds should be purged in flame when there are so many delicious playthings to have fun with. Sargeras can be such a bore. Together, we will bring the Burning Legion to its knees and make them grovel in the dirt.

Also here's a few more quotes.

>Your wish might be my command. Then again.
>Well, this is wholly inappropriate! I'm hardly dressed for a poking war.
>I'm starting to think that I need to put you over my knee! A six-arm spanking is in order.
>No hug before you go?
>Next time, eyes all the way up here.

The last one is funny. Considering Illidari burn their own eyes out.

>>52110901
>spoiler
...I will admit Bobby has his moments.

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>>52110928
>...I will admit Bobby has his moments.

See, I always knew you were just tsun for Bobby

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>>52110960
Admitting he has the occasional moment of being amazing is not the same as being tsun.

This is demon bullying.

>>52110852
>>52110853
>>52110901
Thank you. Going to read it now.

>Binbougami-ga

>>52110969
Too late. This is the new lore now.

>>52110901
Bobby seems like the kind of guy who I'd torture until he stops acting like a shit.

>>52110853
Is it possible to get that big in Binbougami?

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Is Masters of Red one of those things like the Gundam jumps where none of them are actually named like the IPs they're based on?

>>52111033
Masters of Red doesn't actually EXIST, as far as anyone can find.

>>52107478
American McGee's Alice.

>>52111033
no one has been able to find anything About Masters of red whatsoever on the Internet. the current theory is that it is a jump from another dimension.

>>52111012
Yes actually, it is. I have given the means to be that big. Are you talking the bust size or the height? Because both are a potential function of an abundance of luck energy, the latter depending on how much you have as a god. You become a god by exceeding your maximum luck container.

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>>52110969
>Admitting he has the occasional moment of being amazing is not the same as being tsun.
>This is demon bullying.

The more you deny it the more true it becomes. RED LIKES BOBBY



>>52110998
>Bobby seems like the kind of guy who I'd torture until he stops acting like a shit.

Then get ready to kill a great character and one of the most powerful characters in the show for no reason other than you being jealous

>>52111076
Torture =/= murder.

>>52111033
Firstly, the Gundam jumps are named after their IPs, they're just named after the overall IPs instead of the individual series within them. Like having a Marvel jump instead of having jumps for every comic marvel punishes. Secondly, no, as far as anyone can tell, Masters of Red doesn't exist. Even the person who made it says they can't find it anymore, and that it might be something they just imagined was real.

>>52110998
>>52111076
>acting like a shit.
What's he do?

>>52111076
You ever noticed how the grand majority of black guys in anime are either gay men, named Bobby, or gay men named Bobby? What's up with that? Why is that your stereotype, Japan? Was there some famous/infamous African-American serviceman stationed over there named Bobby?

>>52111071
>Are you talking the bust size or the height?

Yes.

>>52111119
Constant sexual assault.

>>52108654
We agree on the conduct of the battle before I agree to participate in the duel.

>>52109258
A nice ass - and the various appearance perks - is a social weapon all of its own, anon.

>>52111101
>marvel punishes
This typo is incredibly appropriate

>>52111125
Bob Sapp. He's basically the reason.

>>52111042
>>52111059
>>52111101
>Masters of Red doesn't exist
Hm. Odd. Thanks, anons.

>>52111101
>the Gundam jumps are named after their IPs
Alright. Learn something new everyday.

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>>52111086
>Torture =/= murder.

Still wrong anon


>>52111119
>What's he do?

He's an honest traveling monk who helps people


>>52111125
>You ever noticed how the grand majority of black guys in anime are either gay men, named Bobby, or gay men named Bobby? What's up with that? Why is that your stereotype, Japan? Was there some famous/infamous African-American serviceman stationed over there named Bobby?

I have no idea anon

>>52111184
It's either that or ensure he ends up locked in a cell for the rest of his life. At least a little torture will let him live free once he's learned not to sexually assault people.

>>52111140
Right. Well my answer still applies, the jump gives you everything you need on that front.

>>52111141
It should also be noted that you can ween him off of this. He was given a curse so that he could not touch women at all, and within a week he used that time to achieve enlightenment, cure his own curse, and cultivate himself to a point where he was on par with gods. Even while being a pervert he still figures out how to make artifacts that work with spiritual power and was the very basis for merging spiritual practices together into one harmonious system.

He is his own worst enemy.

>>52111223
Truth be told, I was only thinking of height, but with a spoiler like that I had to go with both.

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>>52111207
>It's either that or ensure he ends up locked in a cell for the rest of his life. At least a little torture will let him live free once he's learned not to sexually assault people.

Did you even read the manga anon?, you can't change who Bobby is for long. He is who he is and you shouldn't try to mind rape him because you don't like him and besides that happened already and that's how the found out how powerful he can become if he wanted too

>>52111033
Are there any good Kitsune waifus somewhere?

>>52110899
It's unknown how long it'd take the tree to grow that massive, but a Kypari Ancient could probably get around that HUEG in due time.

SimAnt is horrible to build for, I want 3 out of 4 cheat modes and pretty much all the items and companions.

>>52111286
So you want me to put him in jail for the rest of his life? I mean, I'm not good aligned, I'm not moral, but I generally think prison is a waste.

>>52111223
That's why I figured a little bit of torture would help. The human mind is designed to avoid things that hurt, so you associate breasts with pain and he should stop misbehaving.

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>>52111248
Fair enough. But yeah, people getting that big is a result of godhood. The more powerful you are/more spiritual energy you possess, the bigger you can get. When one becomes a god, the fortune energy more functions like spirit energy for them.

All in the notes, but here's an example of some chief gods compared to minor ones.

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>>52111289
Well there is one...

>>52111338
>The human mind is designed to avoid things that hurt, so you associate breasts with pain and he should stop misbehaving.
It would probably backfire, give him a pain fetish, and make it impossible to punish him anymore.

>>52111363
>Not female characteristics by canon

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>>52111374
>pain fetish
Which leads to Bobby's eventual partner in crime.

>>52111374
Within universe he is no longer protected by the mores of comedy, so I doubt he'll be able to weasel out of things like that.

>>52111289
Highschool DxD has a good one, but Yasaka can't leave Kyoto for long without dying. Unless you can detach her from that leyline, you wouldn't be able to take her with you. And if you did, she'd lose most of her power.

>>52111357
Can they shrink themselves down? Being that size all the time seems like it could get in the way on occasion.

>>52111378
Ok look man I cant find any nonboob versions of renamon nowdays that look attractive I am sorry.

>>52111289
Inukami. League of Legends. Fate. I think Warriors Orochi has another Tamamo no mae. I'm sure there's more.

>>52111387
Hey Red, will we be able to have Uru power armor? Because I'd shell out the CP for that.

>>52111462
Yes they can!

>>52111484
I legitimately am unsure. I wouldn't even know how to make that happen, the only thing made of Uru is the hammer.

>>52111474
>Fate
Untrue. She's absolute trash.