Mages Guild: Renovating the Archives Edition

We need more private study rooms!
Im tired of being interupted during summonings!

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>>52094968
We should have an entry way leading directly to the portals room.
I've gotten complaints about the distance between the Archives and the portal rooms from some of my students.
Oh, and if we could add a snack buffet...

I told you all that floor was going to break!
>>52095024
You have the demonology department for that.
Unless they kicked you out?
>>52095031
The exercise is good for them

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>>52094968
We need better tables this time, the apprentices kept breaking the old ones. Preferably I would like it if any of the senior witches could cast curses on the tables that would latch on to anyone who broke them.

>>52094968
How about a laboratory? Might be worth it to test all the stuff in the books here.

And could I keep the couch?

>>52095062
For certain summons I prefer the archives as a focal point. Its quite connected

I don't want that god damn pillow fort making a come back in this new archives

>>52095081
The couch stays where it is. It's an important part of the archives.
>>52095104
I would prefer if we kept demonic summoning out of the third most populated meeting spot in the guild. The first and second being of course here in the great hall, and the cafeteria.

>>52095062
I have a public gym for that.

>>52095074
>>52095081
Though what do you guys think about making the room never ending?
Like, enchant it so there is always room, no matter what.

>>52095074
I mean, the old ones were pretty easy to glue back together.
It's why reformation magic exists. But yeah, you've got a point
>>52095081
No you cannot keep that couch, that thing is a legendary relic

>>52094968
Wait, my chair fell to its death?
Is that what you are saying?

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>>52095166
What's this about my pillow fort?

>>52095167
Thats what they said when people summoned in the cafeteria! Thus we moved to the archives as a secondary focal for our circles.

>>52095166
Whats wrong with the fort?
It didnt do any harm

>>52094968
I, for one, am extremely worried about this turn of events. With this breach, the students could even reach my creator's workshop and find the requirements for creating new forms for me.

>>52095167
>>52095171
Okey, then I wo- WAIT. It´s alegendary relic? You guys keep that stuff literally everywhere! What if it had been also destroyed?

>>52095169
I don´t know. Wouldn´t people go missing after a while?

>>52095169
I thought we already did that. As far as I'm aware it goes forever, downwards.
>>52095171
Never said fixing them was hard, it's just a waste of time and resources to do it. Imagine if we didn't lose a table a day as I seem to recall the average being.
>>52095182
Unless you are able to recover it from the rubble, yes, unfortunately.

>>52095193
we're rebuilding the archives, so move your stupid looking pillow fort out of them!

>>52095222
I don't like it.

>>52094968
Also more pinball machines. OH and blackjack tables. OH and street corners for people to find hookers on!

>>52095245
Well that is simply an outrage, it will take me SECONDS to make a new one!

>>52095253
..Could you not find those in the nearest town?

>>52095237
You could do with some siblings
>>52095240
It's not getting destroyed anytime soon, trust me. Greater evils have tried
>>52095245
They could train them to not destroy tables, or we could take the geomancy route and have all our tables made of stone

>A part of the room explodes then collapses.
>A figure steps out of the rubble with his head looking towards the floor.
Hello again, I'm back after being cast into the warp, Turns out that migraine was a psychic trap.
>Psychus counts how many fingers he has.
>Psychus looks up and sees the damage.
What happened in my absence!?

>>52095222
I suppose that is an improvement then... Is it the abundance of people that makes it a good focal point?
>>52095240
For an item that old, and that has survived among us to become that old? For such an item to break is almost inconceivable.

>>52095253
It's not stupid looking.

You're stupid looking!

>>52095253
I can agree with your pinball machines. But game tables and hookers?
Is that not a bit far Jill?

>>52095273
Whole archives collapsed in on it's self
Downwards
Yeah it's gone

>>52095267
that's not the point

>>52095277
bitch i'm flawless.

>>52095279
No, not really

We should have a big cage full of pigeons.
No real reason.

>>52095271
>>52095276
You got to tell me the story another time. Or, forgive the pun, is it archived anywhere?

I´d prefer to salvage all the information from the rubble.

>>52095240
Enchant it so that you can easily find an exit.

>>52095245
I mean the actual Archives, not the Deep Archives.
But yeah, the Deep Archives does that, I think.

>>52095277
There is a point to this, Carmina.
It'd be great to get your fort out of the Archives so there are less redrobes thinking they can attack it.

>>52095307
...I agree with that and I don't know why
>>52095312
Well it was archived, but now the archive is down there
So if you want the tale you had better start the desent into the deep archives
Nobody ever found the bottom you know

>>52095296
Oh dear, Is my department still functioning?

>>52095299
With that outfit?

>>52095318
Hmm, fair enough.

Fortunately, the floor under it is intact, so it's all on one solid piece of ground to move.

>>52095318
That would be a solutoin.

>>52095322
Someone helped me explore down there a bit once. I should venture down there again. I hope it´s selfproclaimed archivist or what he called himself again didn´t got hit in the desaster.

>>52095337
What was your department again?
>>52095356
...You went down there?
Whats it like? Dark?

>>52095267
Better to make a new one than to look through the rubble then. I myself will need to get a new chair and table for my archive visits. Though fortunately, since I've learned how little respect some apprentices have for furniture, I got replacements already.
>>52095271
Stone tables might last longer, unless they decide to take it as a challenge.
>>52095273
Depends on when you left, most recently we lost the archives. But it should be renovated and ready to use by the time this meeting is over again.
>>52095312
It probably is. If not, then I'm sure there is someone here old enough to tell it. Personally I joined the guild to late to know it first hand, I spent my apprentice years collapsed on that couch after quite a few of my exams.
>>52095318
In that case, yes, I suppose we could afford to make it a little bigger. Although it's already quite a lot bigger than the outside of the guild would indicate.

>>52095271
That is of little concern, few of the students have the capability to create life as complex as me. I am worried that, as my creator put it before his death, "those perverted kids might get stupid ideas", while he referred to transmutation class incidents and demon summoning farces as reference points to the past. They could, with enough time and luck even manage to create new shapes and commands for me, which is highly against regulations. As the sole member of the shapeshifting library faculty, this greatly concerns me.

>>52095378
Ah, yes, I picked up on that. Which is why my furniture attacks whomever wishes to vandalize them.

>>52095368
Head of Telemancy, Although I fear I will need to reinstate myself first.
Unless my department has closed down in my absence.

>>52095411
So you would be the one we speak to concerning our scryV subscriptions no longer working?

>>52095307
Would you say they are mainly for materials or for target practice?
>>52095337
I would imagine so, my department survived the collapse, and we're right next to it. We did lose a couple of labs however. Though the open areas are perhaps a chance to expand when we rebuild.
>>52095391
Ah, yes that does seem like a solution. Maybe I should return to using undead furniture so mine can do the same. Normally I find bone decor a bit tasteless, not to mention a waste of skeletons, but I suppose I could make an exception in this case.

>>52095368
I only went a few etages down from here. Then I had to go up again. It get more dangerous the more down you go. I was attacked by a few monstrosities. I think I saw some sort of magical worms amongst the books. Not apleasant sight.

>>52095378
Well, I will be looking for it later.
...
This couch IS comfy.

>>52095378
Right, I gotcha. Enchanted stone tables
That'll give them a challenge
>>52095385
Well what if you were the one to find all that stuff
You could make a whole bunch of yous to help run the library
>>52095411
I imagine they all took the week off

>>52095346
Anyplace you'd like to move the fort to?

>>52095356
An excellent solution, if I say so myself.

>>52095378
Yes, but there never seems to be enough room, does it?
And concerning the tables, why not just enchant them to repair themselves?

>>52095419
Talk to a witch about that, I'm here to ensure the collective mind of the guild remains undisturbed by warp threats and certain creatures.

>>52095430
Time for a recruitment drive!

>>52095428
I lasted a whole year in the warp, Makes sense if it was a week here.

>>52095440
I'm not sure to be honest. The archives were so convenient.

>>52095430
Since the "rejection incident" it has been marked in the rules that I am forbidden to use magic lest I have to clean up after myself once I have reformed enough flesh to maintain my utility form.

>>52095471
I was not aware we had any issues originating from that particular direction.

>>52095429
It certainly is.
>>52095430
Also while we are at it. Do you think we could make dedicated storage for the undead sentries my department has been providing to the archives? Up until now they have just been laying in crates all over the place.
>>52095440
If they repaired themselves then I'm sure there would always be some apprentice breaking it just to see it return to normal. I can just imagine the noise, smash, fix, smash, fix. Urgh...
>>52095471
Must be disorienting. I know it is for me whenever I'm returned from the dead. The Realm of the Dead has a similar issue with how time passes.

>>52095429
Magical bookworms? Yikes
>>52095471
Well you could allways try to get the old staff and students back as well
>>52095499
Thats pretty boring, ask for the rules to be changed. Get some freedom!
>>52095509
So YOU'RE the reason the archives smells like rot.
Yeah sure, dedicated storage that the smell doesn't leak from, i'm game

>>52095428
I think they'd be good for either. Totally not for eating though. Definitely.

I´m going to prepare for another trip downatairs then. Anyone willing to take care of my stormcloud for me? I´m not taking her with me there. Might leave her here in the archives.

>>52095527
Apparently they eat knowledge. Not the knowledge in the books, mind you.

>>52095527
I should remind you that depending on the amount of flesh I have accumulated, there is a serious risk of injury, suffocation and being crushed by the compressed mass being released during the explosion.

>>52095570
Damn big guy! I haven't seen you before!
What's your thing?

>>52095504
It's really meant for making people comply with the guilds wishes, I could enlist the help of the locals.
Provided they aren't Dwarves Orcs or Goblins.

>>52095509
It was certainly interesting, Without my training I would've almost certainly been consumed.

>>52095527
Not me specifically, but yes, that is mainly the fault of my department. I keep insisting on non-decaying and fully cleaned skeletons but they keep sending the low grade rotting zombies half the time anyway.

And yes, if we had dedicated storage for the sentries that would probably cut down on the smell.
>>52095539
Very well, then I see no problem with supporting this odd addition. It's always good to keep additional resources on hand after all, even if I'm not sure how much use I would get out of them.

>>52095585
I am Quei, a multipurpose flesh-construct normally assigned to library duty. Depending on what shape I have been commanded to take, I may appear human, or become more effective for specific purposes: for example, I have 8 different combat forms for defending guild property, and each of them has several variants for more specific circumstances.

>>52095557
That is scary, ok we've got to patch the hole in the floor as soon as possible
>>52095570
Good point, maybe you should stick to solo bookwork
>>52095612
See bones are way scarier that zombies, use that department leadership of yours and keep those rotten idiots out of the new archives!

>>52095480
My department is always open.

>>52095509
Hm, true...

>>52095612
YEsssssss
>>52095629
Neat! I'm pelly. I turn things into other things. You wanna be a yeti?

>>52095637
Well, thank you for the offer.

But it's not that I have nowhere to put it, it's that it got so much traffic in the archives. It was good for business.

>>52095645
It is not within my construction to have desires of my own. I do as the headmaster, the masters and the faculty sees fit.

>>52095634
Oh I will. Actually, now that we're rebuilding the guard from near nothing I think I can single out whoever has been sending the zombies. I just need to device a fitting punishment for them once I find them.
>>52095645
Please don't make us regret supporting this addition.
>>52095654
I doubt you would find any better place than the archives to put it. Unless you can put it inside a corridor wall.

>>52095654
Yeah...
Well, might as well keep it there then if it's the best spot for it.

>>52095645
Oh you poor lamb, A weeks worth of damage.

Let me see if I can elevate your current intellect.

Does anyone have a spare living brain?

>>52095690
I have several.

>>52095688
>>52095684
I mean, it's not like there's a more populated place in the guild.

Now, about adding in a snack buffet....

>>52095684
Seems a little harsh, at least they sent somthing right?
>>52095700
See this guy knows what's up

>>52095697
Fantastic!
>Psychus rubs his hands with glee.
Let the mental restoration begin.....hopefully.

>>52095645
Do I have your consent for this operation?

>>52095690
I have a few rotting ones. They get left over when I clean corpses in preparation to turn them into skeletons.
>>52095699
There is the cafeteria, but last I checked we're not allowed to sell things there.
>>52095700
Seconded.
>>52095719
If there is something I've learned about running my department, it's that I need to be harsh to get things done.

>>52095634
I´m going through the hole first. Have a nice day.
>Waves goodbye and goes deeper.

>>52095750
You sound just like the students
And that moron who teaches "Advanced villany"
Seriously why is that even a module
>>52095757
Stay safe and alive!
...We're never going to see the poor bugger again

>>52095750
Which basically ruins my ability to run a business from there.

>>52095750
>Reads the last thoughts emanating from the brains.

It's a good thing I've seen worse before I read those.

Anyway, Those brains are incompatible for this operation, I need living brains for their growing psyches to regrow another.

Like grafting, But with minds.

>>52095699
Then it shall be moved to the reconstructed archives.

>>52095719
>>52095750
Perfect.
I think that's really all the votes of confidence we need with no votes against it!
Now the question of what snacks are provided.

>>52095757
Best of luck.
>>52095776
Because of what the students consider villainy makes us who have played the part look bad. Though in all honesty it's mostly a class on common sense, the name of the class is a way to pull in the worst offenders. Also, basic villainy is a punishment class... actually I might send the zombie makers there for their incompetence.
>>52095798
Very much so. On that note, how has business been in the archives?

>>52095743
What? Operation?! My minds the only part of the original me left, buzz off!

>>52095838
That it shall, then.

>>52095840
Pretty well, actually. I've been getting a decent number of orders, and I've even picked up a few apprentices.

>>52095838
Have it rotate through a different nationality of food each day
keep things interesting
>>52095840
Basic villainy is a form of punishment?
In what way?

>>52094968
As a dwarvish mage, I wish to ask ye one litle thing. I need some help supercharging some clans cannons, I've tried, but their gunpowder is very volatile and I blew up and caved a quarter of their laboratory. Please help.

>>52095889
Aye. Let me tell you fookin scrubs one thing, I remember fighting in the first wars against the Olrathi Zealots.

>>52095889
Have you tried dragonpowder insted?
Actually that would probably blow up the remaining three quarters...
Ignore me

>>52095838
>Psychus smirks.
Brain food?

>>52095889
I don't know what you're planning but I suggest you reveal to the guild who you are.

>>52095916
Ah, you see. The problem is that us dwarves are known for not being too into magic. I fought in the Beast Wars, where I single handedly destroyed 6,000 Beasts by summoning a spell of combustion.

>>52095829
A pity, I was hoping I would finally get rid of those.
>>52095697
Marus, do you have any use for rotting brains? Or for that matter, rotting flesh in general.
>>52095838
Preferably snacks that don't go bad if no one eats them for a while.
>>52095864
...they are not causing too much trouble I hope.
>>52095879
Anyone who needs to take it are too full of themselves to realise it. It's basically hammering home the basic fallacies those up and coming dark lords commit. Like revealing your plans to the hero, mind controlling a beast they cannot stop if it ever broke free, or underestimating animal companions.

Those who are likely to commit said mistakes often feel it's very demeaning to have to listen to such common sense. Fortunately some of them actually come out of it learning a thing or two.

>>52095941
Me! I was hired for a 50,000 Gelt contract for developing this! They are under attack by savage raiders from the Desolate Mountains.

>>52095943
Yes. Also, to respond, I also sharpened a sword and single handedly took down 500 soldiers with me and secured a fortress. I'm also a war veteran, not some newbie.

>>52095879
Sounds good.

>>52095941
We can always add in special flavors of snacks to rotate in on some days.

>>52095947
Magic.
And I want a rotation of jelly food on certain days.
Jellos, jelly beans, the works.

>>52095943
Thats... Excessive.
>>52095947
Ah, well with all due respect.
I don't think those classes are working, given the current state of the average necromancy student
>>52095966
I mean, the guild has always had a pretty good health record, we don't want the redrobes abusing this.
Methods to keep the hungry little blighters off?

>>52095947
Not that I know of, at the moment. I generate a fair amount.

>>52095947
Necromancy, eh. If you were in my guild, you would be tried and shot. Be careful with it, I remember there was a guy in my academy who tried necromancy and he became insane and killed his friends in some murder-suicide.

>>52095947
Oh, no, don't worry. They're all quite good little apprentices. Very well behaved.

>>52095995
Yes... I told you, their gunpowder isn't too refined, they lack the proper processes due to the fact that they're supply lines are being constantly raided.

>>52095995
Yes. The entire forest lit with the magical fires. I also took a spell of lightning and also a water spell. Their forces were decimated, and with my trusty sword and blunderbuss, Agronil and Thoriss, I led the charge. The beasts were quickly rerouted, we gave 'em a chance to surrender, but, they all committed ritualistic suicide. Even the women and the children. The snow ran red that day, and there were charred bodies everywhere.

>>52096075
I've seen worse.

>>52095995
Hm... an enchantment that keeps them away if they have visited the buffets more than five times over the span of twelve hours?

>>52095966
I would suggest some crisp vegetables if the proper preservation magic can be provided. And wild meats, farm animals has a quite predictable taste.
>>52095995
To be fair to the classes they were implemented recently. Though I agree that there hasn't been any noticeable improvement yet.
>>52095998
I'm aware of the danger but don't you worry, I'm weöö past the insanity stage of my lifespan as a necromancer. It helps that I spent most of that time of my life dead. I'm much better now however.
>>52096011
Lucky you then. Until recently I wasn't quite so fortunate.

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Okay. My department has been deployed for reworking the architecture, and yes I'm making it so the giants don't have to duck.

...okay, it's mostly for Mort's sake, but still. You all best have the dosh for all the overtime we're racking up, though. Work of this scale on this kind of timeline doesn't come cheap.

>>52096088
Aye. I've seen children being murdered, raped, and thrown into a ditch by savage orks. I was 8.

>>52096111
I heard about that. Really weird kind of thing, to be honest.

>>52096114
Hello! My fort should still be hanging there on what little flooring is left, I locked it down but be careful with it.

>>52096114
Oh, well, it's nice to meet you!
>Gives hand

>>52096105
Thats pretty good, can you work that?
>>52096111
Godspeed and good luck man
>>52096114
...So you missed the memo about our painfully low budgent then

So, where is everyones residence. I have two houses. A cabin just at the top of a mountain, a wizarding tower in the moors of Azolin, and a small apartment in the Human city of Utgard.

>>52096118
I've seen the cannibalistic Shadow Demon horde pierce reality itself attempting to consume everything and rip out people's souls to turn them into...them.

I've seen entire nations taken away to feed that army of demons.

I've seen what they've done to the poor slaves they didn't need and each other.

I was 5.

>>52096129
I'll do what I can.

>>52096137
Likewise. Normally I'd be a bit more chatty, but with my magic being required as it is...
>she shakes his hand anyway.

>>52096142
The bureaumancers best find a way to make it work then. I may be fine with amortizing the expenses over a century but not everyone in my department is so patient!

>>52096176
Yes. Sometimes, I drink myself into a stupor for a while to relieve that pain. I also was a drug addict, but I managed to overcome. Yes. That shadow horde didn't hit us, honestly, they were more focused on other races.

>>52096157
The void-gates east of the sunbirth mountains.
They're closed now, After being the invasion site of the demons.
It's still a beautiful place of all elements, Even after it's all-consuming tyrants rule.

>>52096129
It was quite frustrating, to keep failing despite my best attempts at teaching. I'm glad those days are behind me.

Are either of your apprentices anyone of note?
>>52096142
Thank you. I believe I will need it.
>>52096191
If you need any additional workers my department can provide minions to carry materials.

>>52096219
Well, I've got three! One of Quin's daughters, a Crocuta named Iris, and a ghost witch named Effie.

>>52096191
Thanks.

>>52094968
Here is the coffee for today's meeting along with paper work which you have ALL fallen behind on

>>52096142
Give me a bit of time and I should be able to.
You know, just because I'm the head of a certain department, people think I can't do other kinds of magic very well.

>>52096199
They stole a clan, Um.... Clan Stonewill of Rumborg?

>>52096238
Dammit, did someone move P.O. boxes around or something?
Did someone play a prank and redirect all my mail?

>>52096229
I see... well let me know if they cause you any trouble. Especially if you think there is anything I can help with.
>>52096238
Thank you Mortimer. How much paper work is there for me this time?

>>52096238
Oh come on, I can't be that far behind.

>>52096286
Alright, I'll keep you in mind.

>>52096219
That'll actually be a big help.

>>52096229
No problem.

Also, I expect we're going to want to assemble a team of suici-I mean brave souls willing to delve into the remains of the Deep Archives and the Basement. See what if anything can be salvaged.

>>52096238
I don't have any paperwork! I'm a professional loiterer! Why do these all say "head of transformancy?"

>>52096238
>Psychus shrugs.
It's only a weeks worth of paperwork.
A cup of tea would be better, Hasteberry perhaps?

>>52096290
>nods
>>52096300
In that case I'll head down and have some sent over right away.

>>52096280
No, you just never actually checked your Paper Work P.O. Box
>>52096286
A 3 foot stack this time Lazarus
>>52096290
And a 7 foot stack for you Carmina
>>52096302
>Shrugs
>>52096314
Which equates to a 4 foot stack. Also, here is your tea

>>52096300
That sounds really stupid.

>>52096335
Wh-how? I... I...

Father would kill me if he knew how bad at keeping up with paperwork I am.

Metaphorically.

>>52096335
Is that all? Give it to my minion, he'll take it to my office and I'll have it done by tomorrow.
>sips coffee
Excellent as always Mortimer.
>heads out of the meeting hall followed by the now paperwork carrying skeleton
>>52096358
>pats her shoulder on the way out
My offer includes administrative aid.
>and he's out

Dear Mage Guild

I heard about your incident. I told you to renovate before something like this happened. You never listened to me, ever.

>>52096335
Thank you, Coffee would afflict my powers too severely.
>Pours tea into the saucer.
>Sips it.
>Signs all the paperwork provided with one hand.
And that is the power of hasteberries.
Where do I send my completed paperwork?

>>52096397
>GASP
Lich Galileo? where you behind the great archives collapse of Current year?

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>>52096334
Much appreciated.

>>52096358
Hey, someone'll do it. Whether or not they survive the FOEs down there is a different story.

>>52096397
We get it Gal, we get it. No need to gloat.

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I'm still waiting on that ping pong table we voted for 500 years ago, the last time the archives were renovated

>>52096358
Well, most of them are requisition forms for all the material that you use in the making of clothing so...

>>52096438
heya sam. got engaged. nearly died today. how have you been?

>>52096388
...
>Stares in horror at the pile

>>52096438
Right, those things.

Those things...

>>52096458
Oh come on, I KNOW I paid all my bills on time and I know I haven't been requisitioning materials either!

>>52096432
>Points to a table
Over there. Make sure you put it on the right side of the table

>>52096335
Now that's rude, I have no reason not to!
Checking it everyday is a daily ritual to ensure I keep my job!

>>52096455
The last time they were renovated was less than a year ago to tell the truth.
Big mishap with a magic statue or something.

>>52096335
well im gonna sign it all. Maybe I'll end up with an office.

Does anyone know where to buy a more fashionable staff? The one I've got is like, so old and grody.

>>52096463
Really? Who is it?

>>52096480
Hey, I know better than to try that. Who do you think came across the in the first place?

>>52096481
huh? oh heya mort.

>>52096514
Kit.

>>52096549
>shrug
ehh some cryomancer who calls me a genie. no idea how serious she is about it.

>>52096480
Well these forms are for requisitions that apparently your department needs, and they were in you P.O. Box
>>52096484
Well, that's where they were, so I don't see any other possible explanation

>>52096566
>Pinches the bridge of her nose
Oh for the love of...
I don't have a department, I'm the only one who does my kind of stuff.

>>52096586
>this kills the tailor

>>52096586
Well apparently the people who issues paperwork think otherwise
>>52096564
Hey Jill. How is it going?

>>52096598
Well maybe now you'll think twice about muscling in on my business with your mass produced junk!

>>52096616
Give it to him then.
>Points to Mattis

>>52096455
Dear like minded beard controlled mass of flesh

I agree. I would have stayed around if that ping pong table was ever put in alongside the pool table, instead of moving to the most remote and boring crypt on the opposite end of the world.

I really wanted to play some bloody ping pong. At least I found a good postal service run by drug addled goblins. I'd highly reccomend it.

-G

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>Harmonica scrambles into the room.
I-I didn't know we had a meeting! I was in class!
Am I t-too late?

>>52096628
>he pulls out a katana and disembowels himself
>This kills the tailor

>>52096566
Obviously pranks have been made that have gone on for too long.

>>52096616
...Perhaps it is a problem at the start of the paperwork creators.

Should I recruit actual people or attempt to summon some familiars?

>>52096666
>Nice quads

>>52096666
Ew that's disgusting!

Why?!

>>52096586
hey, i dont have a department either and look at all this! i dont even do anything around here except solve puzzles.
>>52096564
jill! is your finger better?

>>52096616
engaged. nearly died. you?

>>52096663
>Jill waves you over
Not at all dear, you're just in time.

>>52096628
Well okay then
>>52096598
>Puts the stack next to his body
Would somebody call a necromancer?
>>52096674
Well I don't know anything about that

>>52096564
yeah?

>>52096683
F-Familiars?
Like, cute animals?
That, um, sounds nice...

>>52096703
O-Oh, really?
>She sighs as she walks over to Jill.
That's good.

Something happened to the archives. It's a little cramped down there.

>>52096706
Did someone ask for a- is that a body? Sweet!
>>52096666
>starts dragging the body out of the hall
This is just what I need for my next test.

>>52096706
You're right.
I'll get to the bottom of this.

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>>52094968

...The archives are no more? Oh, what a disgrace. I have no use anymore, so kill me and end my suffering.

>>52096718
dyeing your hair blonde doesn't count as magic.

>>52096740
how have you been dearest apperntice?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>52096740
Having an entire clan of intellectual apes is moderately cute.

Gorillas with psychic powers!
>Psychus places his left-handed fingers to the side of his head.

Getting a lot of static...

Ah, Flock to me creatures of the wilderness!

>>52094968
>he stumbles into the mainhall, ducking past the entrance
Apologies for my tardiness, but I made the mistake of taking the shortcut through the archives. I, for one, am all for the renovations.

>>52096663
You're fine Harmonica.

>>52096703
We'll, hope it works.

>>52096755
Yeah. We know.

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>>52096820
>The proton image of Crosva*1.0^5 was delayed by quantum bullshit

>>52096795
um, excuse me, i do too do magic. not usually for myself, but for other people!
like, for instance, i think youd look really good as a blonde! and thats what i do!
no need to be rude.

>>52096817
My new recruits!

Only thirteen?

Can I keep them?

I request to use some of the new space for a zoo.

>>52096761
Please reanimate him here

>>52096795
I-I've been good! I won my first match in the tournament!
So, I guess you've been teaching me well!
>She smiles.

>>52096817
>Harmonica watches, enraptured, as she hopes for cute fluffy animals.

>>52096857
S-Samantha!
D-Did you see my match against Justin?

>>52096864
...
>Backs away slowly
>Rifles through her pockets for anti-magic stuff

>>52096703
Same old stuff different day

>>52096857

Oh good.

Now what? Do we fix it or are we just sorta cool with it?

>>52096892
ugh.
>kitty rolls her eyes
i dont fling stuff around on a whim. why would you even think that?
maybe you would make a good bimbo if you think like that.

Do you guys get someone who tells you to go to /qst/?

>>52096884
They do have offspring luckily.
>Psychus points towards Harmonica.
>A young five year old gorilla moves towards Harmonica.

Look after...
>Reads it's mind.
Her.

>>52096919
Don't you dare turn me into a bimbo.

>>52096884
I was busy unfortunately, but I heard! Good for you!

>>52096916
We're working on it. That is to say, my department is working on it.

>>52096892

Hey, you ever do anything with that ectomatic solution? Might help.

>>52096857
Ditto

>>52096864
I AM blonde.

>>52096884
uhhghghghghghg how could you betray me like this? using all I've taught you for some silly tournament?

>>52096899
I hear that.

>>52096923
sometimes i think. just ignore them

>>52096952

Makes sense that you would. What with the rocks and all. Just holler if you need assistance.

>>52096935
>she looks a bit sinister
your just making it seem like more fun.
>>52096964
oh, so you are.
im sorry, i can be sutch a scatterbrain.
>she giggles

>>52096923
Usually, but they're always ignored because the claims are relatively baseless. On another topic, feel free to join if you'd like!

>>52096926
Huh...?
>Harmonica backs away a little.
I-Is it, um... F-Friendly?

>>52096952
Yeah! I did, um, geomancy things! I told the ground to move, a-and it did!

>>52096964
Wh-Wha...?
But... I th-thought...
>She looks down.
H-How else would I use it?

>>52096991
You again!

>>52096964
.....and you again.....I think....

>>52096958
>Shrugs
Maybe, but if I get turned into a bimbo I doubt I'll be smart enough for that.

>>52096820
>>52096858
Oh, your scales are quite pretty.

>>52097024
How and why?

>>52097024

>> scatterbrain.

Really sensitive here.

>>52097024
I noticed. jeez doesn't the mages guild have a intelligence requirement?

>>52097030
For personal gain of course

>>52097039
>he looks strangely at your off hand comment
Thank you.
>oh, he's blushing
>wait, his scales are red....

>>52097030
Why of course, I'm changing her psyche a little bit so therefore she thinks your her mother.

>>52097039
its an entire school of magic, duuuh.
whatd you think i am, the head of nothing?
>>52097051
eww!
your tank is such a bad color.
>>52097058
how about you invent an entire specialized type of magic?
>she sticks her tounge out

>>52097070
AHH!
>Harmonica slaps a hand over her mouth.
A-A d-d-dragon...?

>>52097058
P-Personal gain?
>She thinks for a moment.
Well, I mean, I th-think there's a prize for winning the tournament. S-So, that kind of qualifies...?

>>52097079
Her m-mother?!
But... But I'm t-too young to be a mother!
>She backs away a little more.

>>52097070
You're welcome.

>>52097119
But why do you want to make me one?

>>52097119
good lord.
theres an entire department of people like you?

>>52096653
You know any good tomes on lichdom?
n-n-not that im interested or anything

>>52097128
I believe the correct analogy is dragonling.
>>52097136
>and awkward silence

>>52097032

Yes me again. I more or less haunt the guild and keep rogue spooks in line.

>>52097039

Hrm, you may be correct there.

I could pop you out of there, but I honestly don't know what would would happen if you returned to a body altered by that kind of magic. It's actually an interesting question. Does the mind change while the consciousness is absent? What happens when it returns?

>>52097119
y tho? sure I could make a department of split ends or something but that's so specialized and lame. It doesn't even have the flair of some of the more fun schools. Bimbomancy though? that's a joke.

>>52097128
just barely though.
>she smiles
which is the best kind of barely.

>>52097128
Each to their own I suppose.
>Psychus snaps his fingers and the gorilla climbs onto him.
Now where do I requisition additional space for the zoo?

>>52097119
>invent an entire specialized type of magic

I'm pretty sure I did, though I think it might be more of a tangent to another specialization.

>>52097166
Sorry, Being in the warp makes it difficult to trust anything incorporeal...and anything solid...and anything at all.

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>>52097142

"Bad to the Bone", Down the corridor, 12th shelf from the left, bottom row.

>>52097166
Do not use me as an experiment please.

>>52097152
...Who does your outfit?

>>52097238
The local Kobolds of the union.

>>52097152
>She blinks a few times, then just stares at Crosva for a while, perhaps too afraid to say anything else.

>>52097173
I-Is that, um, true...?

>>52097183
>Harmonica lets out a relieved sigh.
Um, I d-don't know. M-Maybe ask the front desk?

>>52097270
....
>staring contest go

>>52097247
Really? I wasn't aware kobolds had such deft hands.

>>52097142
Do I have tomes? Ha!
That's a good one. You're ribbing good at being funny.

But seriously, I threw out my necromancy and Lichdom related tomes ages ago, when the guild still had to fend off monster infested books. I can at least hook you up with soul gems or some astromancy texts if you want to not get lost or hurl tiny suns.

>>52097136
mostly cause you got my attention when i was bored.
>>52097139
uh yeah.
well, theres me and my understudy, but thats enough people for a department! i filled out the paperwork and everything!
>>52097173
none of the other departments were the right place for my magic. its not a generalized school ,but it fills a niche and junk.
>>52097203
ooh, what do you do?

>>52097290
>Backs up more
>Furiously searches for an anti-magic something

>>52097290
yup, thats what i figured. its just you and some poor redrobe you forced into working for you in a broom closet isnt it?

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>>52097270
totally true

>>52097224
>pastes googly eyes on his tank

>>52097282
Kobolds are quite amazing at anything given sufficient time and intimation.

>>52097290
yeah it is junk.

>>52097275
>Stares a little bit more, then timidly looks away.
Um.

>>52097332
Okay.
Um, J-Jill?
Nixia said that you said that I'm, um, i-in big trouble?
W-Was that it?

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>>52097238

Don't worry. I didn't figure you'd want to be the test subject. It was more of thought, but if you need a quick escape, here I am.

>>52097211

Oh, I completely understand.

>>52097290

In simple terms, ghost magic, though its different than say, ectomancy. I specialize in incorporality.

>>52097224
"Bad to the Bone" is not recommended unless you want a botched ritual just because the text says you need X amount of Y when you actually need ten times the amount.
I do not know what author was thinking when writing that thing.

>>52097304
puh-lease, if i really wanted to get you id have done it already.
people drink a lot of coffee.
>she winks slyly
>>52097308
it is an EX-broom closet!! and william like, came to me and stuff! i didnt force him to work for me!
>>52097353
oh, you are just asking for it!
just give me one more and i swear...
>>52097366
thats spooky! and neat!

>>52097352
Right, yeah... That.

>>52097366
Thank you for being reasonable then.

>>52097389
>Faints

>>52097396
>Catches her
...Who did this to my girlfriend?

>>52097359
ah yes that. hmmmm lets see....... drop and give me 20!

>>52097389
your roots are showing

>>52097396

Hey, I'd like to think I'm usually reasonable.

>>52097389

Just avoid the 5th floor closet. That goblin hasn't quite taken to being a mop yet.

>>52097387
....I'll kill people and make them my servants?

>>52097389
>>52097396
Stop thinking like that, The both of you, I don't need both heads vying for control.

>>52097435
U-Um.
Wh-What does that mean?
>She looks around for a clock, hopefully finding one.
Actually, I have to go! S-Sorry!
>Harmonica runs away!

>>52097396
>kitty giggles
well i wasnt expecting that.
>>52097435
magic can make any number of things natural. why bother with dye when i can just change my hair color outright? gawd.
>>52097415
i unno why she fainted. all i did was say it would be really easy to do things to her if i wanted.
>>52097457
how much coffee do youuuuu drink?

>>52097472
you're in super trouble now missy!

>>52097457
You're better off keeping them alive and binding them with a geass or just genuine loyalty.

If I had a gold coin for every time a skeleton or zombie spilled acid on my crotch or tripped and destroyed enough materials to buy half the planet in their sheer value...

>>52097359
roar.
>>52097396
well....

>>52097488
Well please don't.

>>52097415
>>52097447
>>52097457
>>52097488
>>52097521
>Has fainted

>>52097488
Magic is anything but natural and you'd know that if you payed attention to your studies

>>52097532
>Is in his strong arms
>He sighs
Why do the women I love attract so much trouble?

>>52097332

My suffering is without end.

Hello miss Jill.

>>52097387

I know, but I get a gold coin for every student that checks out that book.

I'm back! Ive perfected the recipie for gunpowder! We will prevail!
>>52094968

>>52097387

I've had to shoo away 3 people this month because they messed up the ritual in that book. They think it's some sort of shortcut, and then they're staring at their decaying body.

>>52097532

Um. I can do something about that. Technically.

>>52097568
tehehehee mr.posh frog has googly eyes

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>52097527
i dont want to. that was the whole point. i said if i wanted to i could. but i like, clearly dont want to cause i havent! duh!
>>52097546
okay, that is it!
>kittys staff begins to glow

>>52097519
True, But folly is folly.

>>52097488
I drink tea you over-caffeinated fool.

>>52097532
>>52097549
>Laughs heartily.
You don't want to know what her sub-consciousness looks like.

>>52097568
What does a brain in a jar need money for? Nerdy prostitutes? And why haven't they at least put you in a golem or magitech body? Don't tell me they outlawed it again.

>>52097632
Oi! A LICH! WHAT THE FOOK IS HE DOIN HERE!
>Cocks Blunderbuss
>Unsheathes Sword

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>52097622
>Jill takes a potion from hat and bites the cork out before tossing it

>>52097655
Not so well. I took this course in Rhetor. No, it wouldn't work. Even with magic, you'll end up killing yourself.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>52097622
...Do you know how threatening that sounds to someone?

>>52097629
>Tries putting up a psionic wall to protect Carmina's mind

guys how do i get the spell to come out of the scroll

>>52097650
Oh, a gun, your display really rattles my bones and show how spineless I am.
Maybe when you can hoist a howitzer I'lp give you a one handed clap.

>>52097722
light one end and smoke it

>>52097725

Maybe he just get bristled at the sight of undead. What if it just rises his gun, if you know what I mean.

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>>52097610

I'm glad that my family is long dead and cannot see what abomination I've become.

By the way, I got that new book you wanted.

>>52097632

Well, I was aming to hire an assassin to finally end this pathetic resemblance of life, but a body with moving parts could be a nice change. At least I could keep people from gluing stickers on my tank.

Something like this, maybe?

>>52097683
nah, im all stone. dont worry.
>she pounds a fist against her chest, sending out a loud thunk noise

>>52097776
that's no true, you got a great granddaughter running around somewhere. I'll bring her in so she can scream in horror at what you've become. Also thanks!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>52097629
any liquid can hold magic.
>>52097654
>kitty attempts to dodge!

>>52097776

You know, I wonder what would happen if you died had your spirit extracted. Would you be the spirit of a brain, or would you be a proper ghost?

>>52097752
Unless it's a succubus I don't swing that way.
He's probably eying my leg bones anyway. Everyone always stares after I had to replace them with melted down gear from overly agressive adventurers due to one-to-many splashes of acid dissolving them. Where do these guys keep getting their gear, anyway? Every few months the same group comes along with shiny new weapons and armor to harass my servants and destroy my lawn.
I'd kill them if I legally could, but since they haven't directly attacked me yet I have to be non violent and non lethal. Ugh.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>52097837
>Rolling for accuracy I guess

>>52097887
>yeah it hits
>i assume the spell hit you?

>>52097691
Too late, Already read her like a tome.

>>52097650
Steady on!
>Flips a table.
Go on!

>>52097837
Coffee makes my abilities highly unstable and dangerous.

Tea calms my nerves and normalises my power.

I'll banish any liquid to the warp if I must.

>>52097898
>Correct
>Kitty is now covered in cat pee
>picrelated

>>52097913
Your kind makes me sick.
The way you abuse your powers to violate others.

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>>52097943
god dammit

>>52097943
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWW
>kitty is freaking the fuck out
youll pay for that!
oh, wait, i already threw something at you.
EEEEEEW.

>>52097872

Thankfully, I don't have to deal with adventurers very often because the guild has people who deal with them. However, I have to deal with people who try use some of my early research, which never ends well for them.

Have you tried petitioning to the local guild? Failing that, you could garden some sort of endangered plant. The next time they come round, you could kill them under the pretense of preservation.

>>52097946
That's actually my job description.

>>52097989
Yeah, what did that spell do?

>>52098028
>kitty looks over her work
pink is a much better look for you.
piss me off more and ill hit you again!
why do you even carry cat pee on you?

>>52098005
No, it isn't.
I know people with the same magical psychic prowess as you, and they choose not to violate an innocent person's privacy on a whim.
You're sick and need help if you think it's right to do so.

>>52098040
>she looks her self over
Not going to lie, I think you're right. and because can you think of a better way to win an argument?

>>52097861

That's is an interesting question, Miss Ellen.

As Head Librarian, I spent over 4 centuries in this pitiful and ugly form, just because someone thought that it would be funny to make a disembodied brain the Head Librarian.

I also thank you for not gluing any new stickers to my tank.

>>52098064
not really, no.
im glad you like it though. that was the first spell i ever made!
sure, there were spells to change colors, but to do it at that volume and make it look that good took a lot of work!

So, any Beast Wars veterans here?

>>52098055
Whenever some random person seeks to kill one another I say "Halt" and they obey, I must read everyone to make sure that I know what they will do BEFORE they do it.

She could've been possessed for all you know, Yet my intrusive powers have searched and found nothing, Without my powers a demon could slip by unnoticed.

Innocence until guilty, And I usually find out the truth.

>>52098212
I fought in the beast wars for my home guild, Zethheim, and it's allies.

Sorry I'm late I just needed to do a few things... goddammit I go away for a few hours and the Main Archives collapses, well it was a matter of time we put way too many books in there, the main archives should only be for the more basic books and cross class ones, with advanced ones belonging in specific archives, but we could get rid of that pillow fort. I would like an improvement on the alchemical chamber I have been wanting a storehouse for the regents for a while now.

>>52098259
Yes. I'd like to publish me research on "Gunpowder, and Alchemical reactions with magic" Also, Beast wars Veterans, congregate here. I'm planning on writing a book about my experiances.

>>52098215
Your tune sure has change from your words before.
"You don't want to know what her sub-consciousness looks like."
How would you know that?
If you "read her like a tome" then you should already know who and what I am.
It may be your job, but you don't carry yourself in the level of professionalism that a job like that requires.

>>52098259
do you know how much things are moving around? id like a bigger office.

>>52098259
I'd like to set up a room for engineering with magic and gunpowder magic.

>>52098318
I needed to read her completely, That requires no stone to be left un-checked, I have to search into the deepest parts of the mind, And when someone is unconscious I have the sub-conscious to scan only.

A jelly-brain like you however has a difficult psyche to scan productively.

>>52098287
Hmm... I'd have to see it first to make sure nothing in there will cause too big of an explosion and has the proper warnings but I believe I can get the materials necessary.
>>52097776
I can definitely make that it doesn't look too complex and I definitely should have the materials necessary it should be done in about two weeks. (I know my mechanical devices well).

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>>52098424
...Why does everyone assume I am a ooze creature?
>Looks like a 7 foot something sea-elf
>May be hard for those to notice with impaired vision apparently

And secondly, are you trying to deny the gloating tone you had when you said you "already read her like a tome"?

>>52098415
That is easy I've been meaning to section off an area of the lab for that purpose for a while now and I have a project to do. Just make sure the explosions aren't too big.
>>52098319
I just got here.

>>52098428
Why, thanks. I would really like to work with you as well. Right now, there is one thing: Dragonpowder! I have to kill some dragons for it, though. My supply ran out, and the only supplier is being raided by savage Ork pirates.

>>52098500
What regents do you need, last time I checked we had plenty of dragon blood but we're almost out of any other dragon based regents.

>>52098491
Thanks! I would really want to do! We need to find Dragonpowder, by killing some dragons.

>>52098088

Isn't it?

I've never actually made the attempt because lick h brains such as yourself are somewhat of a rarity. Most are more akin to undead, so there is no spirit to extract.

I would offer to try, but my most immediate effort requires a charm, which I would have to lodge inside one of those brain wrinkles, which I can't imagine would be pleasant or wise. However, doing a proper ritual is fairly routine.

>>52098491
well i still want a bigger office. its hard to fit an entire department in a closet.

>>52098479
What made you assume I'm not blinded because of the warp?

A tome has less information compared to what I would desire, If she were conscious she would be a library of easily accessible information.

I could've probably just ask instead of having to use my power if it angers you so much.

Unfortunately she is unconscious and so I must read what little is available, Whatever is available is already extremely subjective and annoyingly limited, Hence a tome.

>>52098579

I've more or less commandeered a closet for my "department" if that's what you wish to call my studies, though I spend much time in the archives. With the recent collapse, I imagine it will be far less crowded.

>>52098479

To be fair, heads usually embody their department.

>>52098542
I'm pretty sure we can make some even with the small amount of dragon derived regents we have (most regents can be created from other regents) and there should be some of the stuff left but we are running very low on dragon regents so we probably should go and kill some dragons soon.

>>52098616
Yes. Also, I need a office for myself and my new department of sciences.

>>52098604
You could have asked people before reading her subconsciousness.
Like me, I would have known.

>>52098612
Lazarus isn't a lich.

>A redrobe inappropriately sharpens his dagger in the corner

>>52098640
But would you have told me the truth?
This I quite seriously doubt.

>>52098612
well thats good for you, but ive got an understudy, and i need space for research and stuff.
this place is big enough, maybe theres just an empty office somewhere i can set up in.

>>52098640
I remember meeting a lich here. I don't want to be rude, but they frighten me. That's why I pack my blunderbuss with me all the time.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>52098661
>I fire off my blunderbuss at the strange figure
>It is a direct hit.

>>52098640

True, though he hasn't exactly expired, yet.

>>52098688

Maybe. Try submitting a requisition. Either that, or you could always take it by other means.

>>52098721
Do you have any spare place for a research or a study?

>>52098632
We are likely expanding the entire guild and I am definitely expanding the lab and likely adding additional area for storing regents and finished goods so I will sent some creations to get to work on the creation of your (sub)department but for now a small pocket dimension should do, it will have been set up by the time you arrive in the Lab.

>>52098717
>teleports behind you

>>52098676
Would I tell you she was possessed? Yes.
I would have, and I would already being working on exorcising whatever was possessing her.

>>52098699
Good call.
Should probably get it blessed by mechanicmaguses for extra measure.

>>52098721
Well, he has, actually.
He's been resurrected a couple times I believe.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>52098738
>shit my dice rolled off the table

>>52098750
>Oh shit
>The edge is real

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>52098738
AHH! FILTHY LITTLE BUGGER
>FIRES OFF MORE ROUNDS
DIE!
>GETS OUT SHARP KNIFE AGROMIR
FUCK OFF ASSASIN!

>>52098771
TAKE HIM DOWN!
YEARGH!

>>52098776
>>52098790
>but muh 20

>>52098742
But would she tell you so you can tell me?

>>52098804
>Hey man, you only rolled a 20

>>52098805
I try to make sure my girlfriend isn't possessed at all times.

>>52098733

Personally? No. I have a closet, though incorporeality has the benefit of non-linear expansion, so I can use the walls for any extended space I require.

If you're asking about the guild as a whole, I'm afraid I don't actually work in distributions.

>>52098742

That's true. Perhaps he feels he understand death more from the side of the living. Either that or he has not settled on a chosen unlife yet.

>>52098804
I DONT CARE!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>52098790
>NOTHING PERSONNEL

>>52098822
Do you have something a little bigger.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>52098830
>I throw a flurry of fiery-magical throwing knives, they land smack dab in the middle of your head.

>>52098818
A demon is hard to root out.
How would I not know if it was a Pride Demon twisting your view without simply scanning?

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>>52098873
PRAISE CRITICUS!

Wait, am I late for the meeting? Damn.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>52098873
>kills you with the angst of your failure

>>52098818
I wonder, if her body were possessed, would you be able to oozify the physical aspect and expose the possesing entity?

>>52098846

Sorry, I should have been more clear, unless you prefer the life of being a mop, I wasn't offering the closet space. I'm sure requisitions has something.

so, hands up, who wants to join my department? we currently have two people and were looking for more.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>52098891
> I drink a potion of regenration, and I BTFO

>>52098890
Doing better than me, I was asleep.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>52098830
Please stop.
*you find a poisoned dagger in your shoulder*

>>52098822
>Glug shrugs
Who knows.

>>52098883
Because I'm a damn bloody department head as well, Psychus! Have some damned respect already!

>>52098892
I know enough magics, ooze and non-ooze related, to be able to battle a demon.

>>52098912
>A fireball nearly misses me
I'd like it if you can help me with some assasin.

>>52098933
Good. Right now, I just encountered a assasin.

>>52098976
I believe that the assassin has been dealt with.

>>52098920
Well what do you think I was doing. I woke up covered in several stacks of paperwork. And a saucer of milk.

So, have we finished whatever this meeting is about or is that still up for debating?
>>52098919
>>52098921
>looks at the fight
So, what's the fight about?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>52098941
pfft, is that all?
>>52098891
bimbofy supremus!
>a pink bolt shoots forward!

>>52098933
Alright.

But remember, Lake Calenhad was the result of demons.

>>52098989
There was a assassin, I got him though.

>>52098989
A assasin managed to sneak in, I tried to kill it with my blunderbuss, but it evolved to a massive battle. I can pay for the repairs.

>Suprise suprise, it's that time again
>From the ether emerges the Janitors! The great unknown beings that clean the halls and remind you not to take that door on the third left corridor, no the other one.

Everyone out! The Geomancers took all your requests in and rebuilt the archives.
We have to clean the mess you made in here, so off you all go. Go on. Shoo!

>Join the archives for ghostposting adventures!
>https://archived.moe/rp/thread/32/#q32
>Now in it's own cosy little ghost board, thanks to the moe admin being awesome.

>>52098933
That's fair.

>>52098989
The fight is supposedly not a personal thing.

This meeting was called about a structural collapse in the archives, which I believe is being handled by the geomancers.

>>52099024
Assassins are annoying.

>>52099009
And it's a thing of the past.

>>52099036
Well then, time to get Carmina home.
>Glug heads to the archives to put Carmina in her fort

>>52099019
>>52099024
Great. Assassins are usually disruptive.
>>52099041
Alright, then I'll get back to my pile of paperwork.
>>52099036
>raises her paw in frustration
Curse me poor timing!
>walks out of the meeting hall