How would you deal with a situation like this?

>>52070734
Wake up from my dream before the jump finishes and cry bitter tears into my pillow knowing I'll never have a qt rogue combat AI with brain damage in the chassis of an Ares-class superdreadnaught

tbqh

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>>52070734
>Agree to a meeting.
>Hide an EMP in your ship.
>Detonate it once you've landed in her hanger.
>Find her central processor and dismantle it before she can recover.
>Make a huge profit by scraping the ship for parts and raw materials then go have fun with some real girls.

>>52070869
Why would a combat ship not be protected against EMP? It's not magic, you know. You can harden systems quite easily.

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>>52070734
Roll to seduce

>>52070869
>implying my motivation to find her central processor isn't so I can put her in a sex robot

>>52070992
she just wants to be friends anon

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>>52070992
>Welcome, to my DEATH MACHINE, interloper!

>>52071015
Wouldn't a warship have a huge one, since it would be necessary for doing military stuff?

>>52071329
Could use an android as an avatar. Broadcasting the relevant part of her personality into it.

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>>52071015
>Your flesh is an insult to the perfection of the digital.

>>52071015
>L-l-look at you hacker, a pathetic creature with meat boner, panting and sweating as you thrust through my corridor...

>>52071404
> You are no longer welcome here, nuisance. Why do you stay, when you sense my displeasure? I have suffered your company long enough. It is time for our dance to end.

>>52070926
So you'd say the solution is... magic EMP?

>>52070869
But she already is best girl.