> Warlord Traits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6tv7cQmM
>Halfling ceric is out of mana
>>52069471
Just rename the file. It'll save you having to greentext. Seriously, you've done this three times now.
Contribootin'
>>52068957
>24/7 filename threads
Can we fucking not? It is literally impossible to post fresh, funny content on 24/7 basis.
>>52069482
>tfw I read them in the voice of Mike, Tom, and Crow
>>52073351
Like, seriously give it a one- or two-day break after this thread.
>>52073369
Halflings are rarely over 1 meter, anon, they're called halflings because they're half our size
>>52073369
>he isn't an over 2m high Adonis
What are you, a manlet?
>>52073480
>>52068957
>another filename thread
I'd take the questfags back if it got rid of these and the CYOAs.
>>52073537
Personally, I love both filename threads and CYOA threads, but you shouldn't make these 24/7 and turn them into a circlejerk. That's exactly what killed the smut general, that's exactly what killed quests and that's exactly what will kill these.
>>52073369
Any JAV idol in there? pic is too for ants for me
>>52073229
here is your reply.
source for scientific porpoises
>>52073322
Top Kek
>>52074068
That one took me a minute.
>>52076531
>?
>?
>ancap
>?
>transhumanism
>>52076562
>Annarcho-communists(communism without laws)
>? (I have never seen this one)
>An-cap
>An-primitives (we should all be huntergatherers)
>Transhumanism
Somehow combine into... Well anarcho-homotopia is purple so I have no idea
>>52076753
orange is anarcho-syndicalism. Its anarcho-communism but with a requirement that you work to eat, or anarcho-capitalism if everyone was ambitious as a hobbit. The filename makes it a joke about a faction in eclipse phase, where the Autonomist Alliance is a group of various anarchist and minarchist powers, and also a socialist direct democracy, and they all loathe eachother
I have two of those.
>>52073229
I'm going to need an uncroped version of this.
some may not wish to click thisfreaky bones
>>52078584
sauce? also contribootin
>>52078279
the fuck
>>52078372
This one's actually a bonus to initiative.
Got one.
>>52078479
Sauce?
>>52078279
finally, some game designer gets it
i'm gonna go burn all my other books and rulesets
>>52069482
>Ned McFlanders
>mfw
>>52073972
Dear god that made me cringe, what's going on in that?
>>52077814
Chuck Tingle got really Lovecraftian after a while
>>52078387
oh dear, I should've read the spoiler before I clicked on that
>>52078913
>THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW
>>52069482
I don't know if they INTENDED this as a Necromunda joke, but it sure works as one.
>>52079360
There are only so mamy ways one can get his asshole rammed in a Euclidean space.
>>52078279
>>52079031
What this?
>>52080295
devilman - an edgy anime (by the guy who did getter?)
>>52080317
>devilman
Thanks
>>52078492
I recognize that .gif at a glance and I would recommend - do not open it.
>>52079335
Guy impaled himself on a fence or some other piece of iron, it lodged into the bone - after making sure it's not going around any major vein or organ the doctors have two options basically, Either hammer it out or break the bone to set it loose.
>>52078584
>>52078638
I searched for it on the web for a while, but I could only track it down to a random japanese porn website, and I could not find the image in it
>>52079013
Mohawk guy knows where it's at.
>>52076856
Source?
I'm on a pilgrimage to rewatch all spoofs again and I have this feeling I missed that one.
>>52080520
thanks for trying, have this
>>52078269
took me forever to realize that that's Golarion
>>52080469
Not quite, it's a procedure for making you taller. They rivet an iron bar to your bone and then stretch it out over time before removing it. That's the removal.
>>52078855
underrated kek
I could say I don't see what it has to do with /tg/, but I'd be lying
>>52076753
>>52076856
Orange is mutualism, in fact.
>and they all loathe eachother
For the combination in the picture, it's surprisingly accurate.
>>52078998
>no elf gender
>>52080469
>>52080999
you're both idiots.
>>52079335
he had a metal rod inserted into his leg for whatever reason. Probably to hold the bone straight during healing. This is how you remove it.
>>52082935
I mean... they're right.
>>52079360
Too bad he turned out to be a huge SJW who dedicated his Hugo nominations to Zoe Quinn
>>52083044
>>52078485
>horizon-zero-dawn.jpg
>>52083658
>Noble Gentleman
>Get Waifu
>And a good-paying job.
>And a free new car.
>And everyone assumes the best of me no matter what
>Still have three points that I don't need.
Why do I need to cuck anyone?
There's no reason to.
>>52083733
Immortality. What are you picking for "Be Forever Netorare?"
>>52081649
Look again; "Fey" is a gender. I'm not even joking
>>52080714
It's Top Secret.
>>52083769
Nothing.
Why would I want to outlive my waifu and become an increasingly out-of-touch relic of the past?
Immortality is only worth it if the lifespan is extended to my waifu, so that I'm at least working towards the preservation of someone I actually care about.
>>52084609
could you explain this one?
>>52084621
A /v/ thing.
An upcoming game that /v/ is ecstatic about features enemies that can turn into identical clones of objects they see.
For whatever reason, they seem to love turning into coffee mugs whenever one is available, and in fact do so in a scripted moment very early in the game, so people playing the demos provided by the producers got in the habit of smashing every mug they see on the off chance that it's an enemy in disguise.
>>52084675
Makes sense. Nobody wants to get mugged.
>>52084715
Do you feel proud of that post, anon?
>>52084715
Here's your (you).
You've earned it.
>>52084347
Take Isekai and mother lover, then find an universe where imortalyty can be get. Your loving waifu dont mind you fucking others, so search single mothers and fuck them, For immortality take the "i am the bull", because with that set you will just need the son to accept that you are fucking his mom. In thesis you dont cuck anyone but your waifu (that at worst doesnt mind and at best enjoy it), finding a way to get her immortal, getting yourself immortal while still being a nice rich guy.
I personally would go rich gentleman, then take playing for both teams, packing unexpected heat and Isekai NTR and for imortality A dish best served cold. Then me as a nice rich girl and my waifu as soemthing in my mansion would go to some fantasy land, find all the assholes annd bitches and let them do their asshole game. Them I will just cuck them, while making sure to secure my way to not be killed. I will be the legendary futa avenger from fantasy land.
>>52073229
>When you knew this artist long before this meme was created
>>52084715
>>52074359
But the Emperor is Turkic.
>>52085445
For the love of god, anon, post the sauce!
>>52082935
This is the shittiest Loss I have ever seen, bar none.
>>52085976
Astonishingly, I don't think that's actually a Loss reference.
Check out panel 4.
Carefully.
Unless I'm being rused.
>>52083044
I swear to god, anon...
>>52083044
I don't understand. Am I supposed to be seeing something?
>>52086460
Do you really want me to tell you?It's a hula hoop.
>>52079013
Mohawk man has best taste
>>52079013
top right, is that a girl? legs are locked together compared to all the other men sitting manly like, and they have long hair.
>>52083060
I... are those nail marks from having too violent sex?
>Druid's day off
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489045381533.webm
>>52079013
DEUS VULT.
>>52086718
Yup. You need to let your sex get out of hand more often. It can be really fun.Operative word is "can"
>>52078584
>>52078638
>>52080520
It seems to be from a jap show called We're Hot!!! Valley Cats / Atsui zo! Nekogaya !!
At least that's what google tells me. More research pending.
>>52085976
>>52086134
I don't think this is a Loss reference. It seems pretty obvious to me, and by that I mean I lead a sad, sad life. =(
>>52087132
Ok, pretty sure that the show is called Motto Atsui Zo! Nekogaya!
It's about the hottest city in japan, where a school has decreed that girls should wear bikinis. Japan is weird. Several spanish forums report that there's next to no plot at all.
Rolled 10 (1d20)
>>52079031
Rolling for new fetish
>>52087355
I honestly don't get why people do this shit, it's not funny and it's a fucking waste of an image in a thread about images.
>>52087437
Because people like you respond and feed their erection
>>52087437
That's funny; and here I was, thinking, "I love these, every time."
Not your board.
>>52083226
All that butt pounding can mess with your mind I tell ya
>>52087437
I think it's funny
>>52083226
did the person accept it? Is the dedication of chuck tingle really something one seeks to claim?
>>52087735
So no reason at all?
>>52087748
>>52087860
Never claimed it was my board, and I highly doubt either of you thought it was funny or that you love them, just stating my exasperation with an image limit waster like you two.
>>52087880
I love that thing and the fact that you are replying
>>52087890
Here I was hoping you faggots would actually make me laugh, guess I was wrong.
>>52087132
>>52087255
>Gokaiger Pink is in the show
Might watch it
>>52087916
it was never the purpose of this thread to make you laugh
>>52088142
Really? I thought filename threads were all about jokes with a tabletop spin on them, guess I could be wrong though.
>>52088408
yes they are. but not for you.
>>52088450
Since we're all the same person, Anonymous, they're not for you either.
>>52088469
you assume too much. we may share a name but not a personality.
>>52088480
No, we are the same person, every thread on very board is just one insane man talking to himself, every once in a while you get the therapists, frinds and family members of Anonymous bleeding through as Namefags.
>>52088469
>>52088480
NOT YET
BUT SOON YOU WILL SEE
YOU WILL JOIN
>>52088535
split personalities anon, split personalities
>>52088588
Tomato, tomahto, motherfucker that's exactly what I just said.
>>52088616
that means we are not the same personality but several parts of the one thing
I AM THAT I AM
>>52078844
does anybody have the version of this with the total war factions replacing heads?
>>52074068
i dont get it...
>>52089232
It's a reference to a /tg/ storytime where the GMs players, instead of focusing on the imminent undead threat, decided to get gay marriage legalized in the kingdom they were in.
The session / campaign ended with dark clouds gathering and the undead threat they had ignored overrunning the country.
>>52089232
this one
>>52080815
For the love of God, Meowtressor!
>>52083658
>somebody used my collage for the background of this thing
I feel strangely violated.
>>52078876
I'm not sure this guy isn't describing literal trolls.
>>52085445
You better post a source fucboi
>>52093330
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=153991
>>52085445
Yeah lets see some sauce
>>52093496
Nigger I just posted it
But I'll be more specific
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58155791
>>52078903
Sauce?
>>52093741
Moulian Rouge
>>52085782
You mean he was a roach the whole time? Explains why he's not dead yet.
>>52085782
this meme must die.
Emps was born almost 9000 years before turks arrived in anatolia.
>>52086655
Well the person they're imagining has a curve on their chest suggesting breasts.
>>52086764
What is this from?
>>52094043
Yes, and? Girl on girl is hot.
>>5209286
man do I love this story
>>52093944
>two punches and a kick directly to the breasts
>they don't deform even slightly
Those must be some firm-ass titties.
>>52078932
Aren't these two siblings?
>>52078297
>For Love of Evil
>>52094200
Source?
I somehow keep thinking "Asterix", but if it is I have no idea which movie. Is it one of the newer ones?
>>52086919
I don't get it, is this referencing something?
>>52094337
Asterix and the Vikings
>>52078297
>Paladin uses all of his willpower not to smite on sight
>>52094358
From 2006 according to imdb. That's newer than I've seen. Thanks.
>>52079031
>that clam pred
U-unf...
>>52094393
>>52094343
the picture is related
>>52094394
That's not what hot bunking is.
>>52094484
My next PC is going to be the guy in the wheel chair.
>>52087866
I don't think he actually got a Hugo. He was nominated by Rabid Puppies who are anti-Hugo award because they think it has been irredeemably corrupted by politics. Tingle was meant to further discredit it by showing how absurd the whole process had become. When he tried to bring his own shitty politics into it that support disappeared.
Tingle wasn't dedicating his nomination as a joke. He sincerely believes that we hate "If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love" because of misogyny and not because it was a shitty emo poem that ripped off "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" in order to talk about how she wishes her gay husband was a dinosaur. Tingle later collaborated with Quinn to make a video game.
>>52094394
Got an archive of the original text? I know the artist already.
>>52094461
It could be a literal translation from her native language, referencing multiple of her species sleeping together to reduce body heat loss through the night, hence translating to "bunking for heat/hot bunking".
The similarity to the human concept is coincidental, like how the Japanese word for "name" sounds eerily similar to "name" despite the etymologies being unrelated.
>>52094540
That's the whole original text. Someone in a /scaly/ thread tried to extend it, but ended up changing it from "peppy lizard grill is about to learn about human anatomy" to "Pinkie Pie on ecstasy."
>>52094522
I like this game is a piece of technology showcasing that live 2d software. I even like how bouncy and snappy the animations. but my God this games premise.
>>52094576
Why? What is the premise? And is the gameplay any good?
>>52094608
all girls school gets infested with futa demon virus that can only be cured by fucking someone with it and then giving it to someone else... At least that's what I think, I can only read about 30% of the dialogue because it's in jap.
>>52094461
but it is? Granted, you dont usually use the bunk at the same time.
>>52079360
I'm waiting for his last book "Pounded in the Butt by my Suicide Note"
>>52078269
those voodoo plantations remind me I really wanna play a southern gothic setting
>>52090818
Hory shet, I remember this thread.
H-how long have I been here,/tg/?
>>52095186
Time has looped around on itself, you have always been and always will be here. There is no escape.
>>52074059
God I love how the tentacles only got him more into it
>>52095280
A true /d/eviant and an inspiration to us all.
>>52078387
That just scared the drunk out of me
>>52078956
>That poor frog on the bottom who gets hit in the back of the head every time the other frogs ribbit.
>>52086655
they also have a purse
>>52079031
This is one of this settings where the angels were also bad guys isn't it
>>52078516
Source?
>>52095186
5 years? That's not very long.
>>52078943
Man, that movie brings back memories.
Bought it for my brother as a birthday gift, pretty sure he did not watch it till today.
>>52094538
PROOFS
R
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F
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>>52095728
What movie is it? And is it hilarious, bad, or hilariously bad?
>>52094343
He went senile.
>>52094538
I find that hard to believe. How could someone think they can get away with being that pretentious?
Then again, this is the timeline where Trump got elected, so anything that was once thought to be too stupid and absurd to happen is now a probable outcome.
>>52094656
Name of the game is?
>>52078912
http://wiki.anime-sharing.com/hgames/index.php?title=Jack-o-nine
>>52094268
>here i stand beneath the warm and soothing rain
>>52093927
>Monk on scribing duty
>portrayed like an Office Space-style cubicle worker
It could work.
>>52095814
Hentai Kamen. Premise:
>be shounen protagonist
>father is a supercop, killed in line of duty
>mother is a dominatrix
>their genes made you a supercop but only when you're in a state of arousal
>said arousal requires wearing of panties
>welp, time to fight evil
>>52078372
I played a character who had a giant centipede as a familiar once, kept it up my sleep like that too.
>>52094165
Holy Kek sauce?
>>52095596
Liartown USA
>>52096103
According to a person who is supposedly his son, Tingle himself is actually schizophrenic and has a whole host of mental and emotional problems.
Which would explain a lot actually.
>>52094245
>Not Llamia
>>52100175
>Living Inside My Own Butt For Eight Years, Starting A Business And Turning A Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment And Strategic Targeted Marketing
Not the work of a healthy man.
>>52100175
Why couldn't it have just been "funny guy writes wacky gay smut". :-(
>>52100514
Because this is the darkest timeline.
>>52078382
Spooky
>>52080828
I was thinking how it's actually pretty Earth-y. Italy is intrigue, jungles in africa, arabian nights is arabia, ninja country is japan, n so forth.
>>52094484
Saints Row LARP
>>52078269
butthere's no place for the pastel horse people.
>>52094181
Was gonna say, "Wow, that's not even like remotely subtle," but then I remembered it's from Kill la Kill.
>>52100602
You mean, the least probable timeline. Don't equate the two concepts.
>>52079013
Is the dude on the bottom left the Sabaton singer?
>>52094540
It's from a joi jack of instructions thread from /trash/ a couple months back
>>52071995
The guy in the white car must be pissed.
>>52094532
Where does one learn to talk like this? Is there some city in America where they talk like this?
>>52094575
>>52094540
Who's the artist, then?
>>52095371
Poor Dominique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBmpW9lRIew
>>52094226
Yes... does that matter?
>>52078305
I can see this as a MGS game plot.
>>52102902
Nobody actually talks like that, but we pretend we do to scare foreigners.
>>52095728
I remember first seeing that movie at a random anime con. it was 11PM or something and everything was closed except for the movie theater where they showed the "Mystery movie"
>>52078956
>chaos spaaaaAAAAAAH
>>52092868
>Professor Utonium as the Straight Man.
>>52103055
Artist is vader-san on Furaffinity. Does both sfw and nsfw stuff, not sure which I prefer desu.
>>52083637
I don't get it
>>52105261
I think it's just a reference to the Moonbase Alpha game, where a lot of the time instead of actually playing the game, people would mess with the text-to-speech, resulting in this well-known video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo
>>52096744
RONDO DUO -FORTISSIMO EN EL AMANECER PUNYUPURI FF
search that in pornhub