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Who's Turn is it Anyway 2017-03-07 10:40:21 Post No. 52064555
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>Hello and once again welcome to Who's Turn is it Anyway, the game show where the players are clueless, and the xp doesn't matter. We will start with scenes from a hat;
>Pet names that are given to weapons, but not significant others.
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>>52064555
>The big one
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Comes-For-All
(an assassin's dagger)
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>>52064555
Stabby.
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>>52064555
The 12 inch destroyer
(sword)
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Marital Fidelity
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>>52064555
Shit Poker (don't ask, GM likes his gore)
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>>52064555
Reliable
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Honest
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>>52065868
winner
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>>52065873
I don't feel like a winner
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>>52064555
Doom Blade, Drinker of Blood and Destroyer of Worlds.
…Oh, wait, you said ARE for weapons, NOT for significant others.
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>>52064555
"I stabbed you first"
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"Big Bertha" (Battle Axe)
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>>52064555
Bottomless Pit of Despair (weaponized bag of devouring)
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Shinder
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4 inch wonder (a +4 returning dart)
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>>52064555
My Favorite
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Things That Guy is thinking of at the table.
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>>52070387
>"This normie is totally a "That GM"
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>>52070387
>"Wouldn't it be THE COOLEST if I betrayed the party?"
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>>52064555
Old Faithful
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>>52070727
Stop. You're giving me the shakes.
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>>52070387
>I bet all those other guys are going to be That Guy to me...
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>>52070387
>why aren't they just stabbing him
>not slicing your way through the unarmed EVIL kobold camp
>in 2k33-16
>i should have brought my daki
>gardevoir understands me
>my feet hurt
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>>52070387
>Ah shit is it my turn yet.
>why the hell are they still talking.
>You know what, I'm just going to speed things up a bit.
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>>52070387
I wonder how big the priestesses tits are?
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>>52070387
>These guys are gonna be so impressed with this overpowered build I found on the internet.
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>>52071403
Aw c'mon. Everyone is wondering about the priestess' titties.
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>>52070387
>"I'll just change that 3 to a 15, nobody will notice"
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>>52070387
>How much experience would it be if I blew this place up?
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>>52070387
>will this cunt notice that I'm masturbating?
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>>52071719
>Nobody noticed the 3 in wisdom upped to 15
>Now to up all the others to 18, shiiiet!
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>>52071360
>gardevoir understands me
kek
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>>52070387
>If I raise a fit, the DM surely will let me play this amazing McLoner AmazingAtEverything character concept.
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>>52070387
>I wonder how I can work my fetish into my character build
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>>52072714
Ooooh, I get it.
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>Eh, no one will miss the innkeeper, and we already got our reward. I'm gonna rob and kill him
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>>52070387
>Wouldn't it be super funny and cool if I just killed the NPC the group is talking to?
>Okay, now where's the quest?
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>>52070387
>Im not beeing an asshole - it's just what my guy would do
>Rape is fine
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Graffiti found in the dungeon restrooms.
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>>52074843
>summon Bahii'Bala the succubus for a good time
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>>52074843
Hardcore Mode Kill the Healer
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>>52074843
>Overthinking
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>>52074843
>I prepared Explosive Runes today.
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>>52074843
> " X "
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>>52074843
BEWARE the toilet is a mimi____
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>>52074843
>The Barmaid suck for 1 silver coin
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>>52074843
Gundri is a goat-fucker
Avek is a double goat-fucker
Gundri is a triple goat-fucker
Avek is a quadruple goat-fucker
(the rest is obscured by two dead dwarves and blood)
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>>52076503
You made my day anon. Thank you
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>>52074843
A wizard says
girl meets boy in park
boy parks meat in girl
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>>52074843
A boy falls in love with a girl....
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>>52074843
Insert Dick for Good Times
Totally not a dart trap
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>>52078824
The twist?
It isn't a dart trapthere's a knife
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>>52074843
>DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR ON THE LEFT 3 ROOMS DOWN THE HALLWAY IT IS JUST A BROOM CLOSET I HIDE MY HORDE IN A DIFFERENT ROOM DON'T LOOK IN THERE
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>>52070387
>What happened? I was busy looking at porn
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
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I always love these threads
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>>52081189
I really hope you're playing online...
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>>52081314
Yes, specifically KDM on TTS
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>>52075000
>I prepared Explosive Diarrhea today
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>>52070387
>"This dragon sure talks a lot, I bet if I kill him I'll get to the next level."
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>>52074843
>Xykon sucks cock
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>>52074843
>(drawing of angery orc)
>THIS GREEN SKIN ONLY TOILET KNIFE EARS GET OUT REEEE
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>>52071360
>>gardevoir understands me
fucking got me.
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>>52074955
good 'un
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