Hey Hey guys Look It's a bee-holder

>>52052933
God damn it.

>>52052933
>>52052944

It's a bit of a shame, because I don't think this thread could get any more perfect beyond these two posts.

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>>52052933

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>>52052933
I see what you did there

Didn't the not-beholders in the Ultima series literally hold bees?

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guys

it's a

GUYS

it's a

Cycleclops

>>52053411
I think you might be lost, friend

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>>52052933
Damnit kid, look, I know your lifelong goal is to be an adventurer... but you sure you want to thwack that 'bee-holder' down when you don't have the right equipment? A good adventurer should be prepared. So trade that kitchen knife with a longer stick, and ask Uncle Mel the Beekeeper for one of his suits. Maybe ask him for some herbs to burn so you'll hit that 'bee-holder' with a status effect.

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>>52052933
fucker

Dire

>>52052933
Someone PLEASE screencap the first two posts. Make this a thing.

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>>52055387
65 million years in paint.

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>>52052933
out fucking standing anon.

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>>52052933

"On rare occasion, when a Beholders lair is plagued by an infestation of bees, magical or otherwise, the Beholder's dreams may turn it into a Bee-holder. It gains control of all bees in the region, and also gains the honeycomb ray and the beeswarm ray abilities."

>>52052933
It's not a regular bee-holder. This one is filled with zombees

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>>52052933

The only thing this thread is missing now is someone who backlinks every single reaction post in the thread and states that they're all samefag, despite the poster counter.

>>52055434
Now post it to /r/4chan.

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>>52063459
Sorry mate, I don't use reddit outside of when the odd google search turns up something relevant. Feel free to do it yourself.

>>52063604
The karma is MINE!

>>52060425
But what do its other eyes do? Cast giant vermin? Ray of pollination? An eyestalk that's purely for waggle dancing?!

>>52066880
>An eyestalk that's purely for waggle dancing?!
That one casts Otto's irresistible Dance on non-bees.

>>52052933
>Fill my game with puns
>Love stupid wordplay
>Somehow this never occurred to me.
I'm using it and no one can stop me.

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>>52052944
First post was best post.

(i'm proud of this)

>>52063459
I'm tempted to post it there just so I can downvote it.

>>52052933
...I can't beelieve I never thought of that before.

>>52063270
Who would comb through the thread to do that?

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>>52071927
Goddamn samefags, here's your (((You)))

>>52071927
I'm sure someone will bee bothered.

>>52072088
You're not the hero /tg/ wants or needs, but the one it gets. Godspeed anon.

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>>52072088
Man, such a drama Queen.

>>52072088
You're really killing the buzz!

>>52072088
>(((You)))
/pol/ pls go

>>52072309
>starting a /pol/ shitfest when none existed
No annonaru, you are the shitposter.

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>>52072088
Like clockwork

>>52072088
Man, why you buggin?

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>>52052933
This reminds me, I had this concept for a boss in a Paper Mario styled campaign

>Pic related
Basically a big evil tree monster with a beehive dangling from one of its branches.
Every turn the tree monster would use root attacks or branch strikes on the PCs, and then the hive would spawn a bee that would kamikaze to deal extra damage to someone.
So you could take extra damage per turn the whole fight, but if you were clever and prepared you could also hit the beehive, causing it to drop on the ground, break and spawn a dozen confused bees.
Then, you could use a weak multiple-target attack to wipe them all out and continue the fight unhampered.

Substitute bee for wasps that don't die after attacking and quickly fill the battlefield, if you're feeling nasty.

>>52072088
Thanks, sport!

>>52066121
post results after you do it my dude

>>52079584
if you ever planned to do it that is

>>52052933
>player brings new character
>it's some sort of thorny plant-like race
>apparently there's a caste system for this race based on what kind of thorns you have
>PC is of the snooty noble caste
>"he's a barb-aryan"

>>52052933
10 minutes later, having collected my sides... How would we stat this? Is there some kind of bee-swarm template we could add to a beholder?

>>52080095
Beholder with a permanent aura of bees. Each bee has a big beholder eye on it.

The bee-holder can disguise itself perfectly as an ordinary bee-hive, and often uses that disguise to ambush tresspassers.

When slain or subdued, a bee-holder can be harvested for magical honey. Some accounts claim that bee-holders may willingly donate their honey to mortals who outmatch it in a spelling competition.

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This is a good thread.

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>>52072088

Wot

>>52080095
Well clearly its main eye causes bees to swarm over whatever its looking at.

>>52080004
>Player makes a homebrew magical user
>Naturally born with a wellspring of mana that other magic users can tap into
>Calls it the 'Source-erer'

I'm still some what in awe of this and the fact it never fucking occurred to me.

>>52083022
No, the Source-erer's power is to know the names of pornstars.

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>>52085669
I'm going to need both of you to leave. You may come back when you've read sufficient Terry Pratchet.

>>52085708
I read the first two sentences on a Wikipedia page about Sourcery, can I stay now?

>>52085708
But what about the flying saucer-er?

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>>52053281
Holy shit, they did do that. I could never figure out why! Was it a nod to them being bee-holders?

>This strange creature is found mostly in dungeons. It hovers about, looking for victims to mesmerize with its multiple eyes. Upon being killed, the body of a gazer will break up into a tiny swarming colony of insects.

>>52083022
>Homebrew magic user based on flying
>Soar-cerer
>Homebrew magic user based on causing painful skin irritation
>Sore-cerer
>Homebrew magic user based on burn damage
>Sor-searer
>Homebrew magic user based on cooking soups and stews
>Sor-stirrer
>Homebrew magic user based on weather manipulation
>Sor-cirrus-er
>Homebrew magic user based on gooey marshmallow, chocolate and cracker confections
>Smore-cerer

There is no end to these.

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>>52060425
>It gains control of all bees in the region,
Oh shit.