Filename Thread

>>52048655
>Solomon Grundy want pants too

>>52048391
it certainly shouldn't for a worldbuilding ERP

>>52048443
>aeiou

>>52048443
>>52048932
>JOHN MADDEN

>>52048443
AEIOU
AEIOU
JOHN MADDEN

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>>52048810

>You can make this stop at any time. You just have to tell me what I want to know.

>>52049159
Guro porn is weird.

>>52048833
Fuck you Games Workshop Aylesbury for having the same colour carpet as Citadel sprues.

>>52049196

I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that and was uncomfortably suspicious that this was someone's fetish piece.

>>52049235
>they do this deliberately
>they vacuum all the pieces up at the end of the day and resell them on Ebay

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>>52049196
You're not reading the right kind...

>>52049294
>that fucking doujin
poorfag best girl

>>52049332
unf.

>>52049352
>Spoiler
t. A man of impeccable taste.

>>52049294
Though that was supposed to be Chie for a moment.
Shame too; there's a distinct lack of good Chie doujins.

>>52048631
Sauce?

>>52049439
>30 soak

>>52049294
Sauce?

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>>52049294
Well image search is being a cunt.
Anyone have the sauce?

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>>52048443

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>>52050330
>>52050296
Wakuwaku oneesan.

Only read chapter 3, the other girls are trash.

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>>52050428
Thanks man. Will keep in mind.

>>52048725
Underrated.

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>>52049248
Seconding this

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>>52050330

>>52049153
>CGL editing.jpg

>>52049153
Part of me wants to parse this label and figure out exactly how many times someone would be taking this per day.

>>52051410
You may not do that. The label should be kept our of reach of children. Than includes manchildren.

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>>52048443
>>52048932
>>52048974
>>52049040
I made this shitty thing.

>>52050166
Bodacious Space Pirates

>>52050397
Jesus christ, this is a james bond movie?

>>52051838
yup. insane shit, most Bond Movies are....

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>>52050397

Source?

Also, needs a name.

>>52051733
saved

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>>52051733
>this shitty thing
>shitty

>>52050166

Bodacious Space Pirates, a surprisingly good show about hereditary Letters of Marque, piracy, insurance fraud, and turning highschool girls to lives of crime.

Space combat has a big focus on electronic warfare to disable your enemy. Its doesn't matter how much ammo you have left if your opponent locks you out of your own life support systems.

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>>52049035
ROOOOOOOOOOGUUUUE.
TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!

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>>52052196

>>52049100
This one is great.

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>>52052196

>>52052434
everyday until this anime is made

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>>52052464

Horses can't blush, hold their mouth in that expression or look behind them like that. If a horse ants to look behind them they have to crane their neck around at like a 90 degree angle and stare you straight on with a sideways eye like "the fuck you doing?"

0/10, you have failed at horse

>>52052170

>surprisingly good
Don't believe his lies.
>turning highschool girls to lives of crime.
Everything is consensual. The people they "rob" literally pay to be robbed, because the setting is shit
>Space combat has a big focus on electronic warfare
This comes up exactly once in the entire series, and yet its praised to hell and back over it.

The show has a great concept, but wastes every bit of potential it has on yet another "cute girls do cute things" time waster.

Yes I'm the angry anon from last night.

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classic

>>52048785
dat name

>>52052745
Joke's on you, fag, I like CGDCT as much as space pirates

>>52052434
>Armor-kun becomes separated from party.
>Group worries about his well-being considering how many monsters are within the dungeon.
>Meanwhile, Armor-kun is gleefully dancing around with his weapon, slicing up baddies.
>Gets to the end of the dungeon where a lich attacks him.
>Epic fight lasts for no more than 10 seconds before the magical girls blue-ball him by hitting lich with Turn Undead.

>>52049244
hah

>>52049035
>> AUTISTIC SCREECHING!
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS! THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS!

>>52052914
Why not?

>>52052957

If that hammerhead frigate had enough thrust to push 2 star destroyers worth of mass against their will in a direction of its choice, its has more than enough thrust to just punch clean through both of them like a cannonball through a couple of middleschoolers.

Also, bigger ships have bigger thrusters than smaller ships do, so even a single star destroyer should be able to push back and with the pushing race.

>>52053018
I don't think you've seen the film. The ship's are disabled by an EMP.

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>>52050428
>forcefully squeezing yourself into a tiny opening into the earth, only to find yourself trapped in your rocky tomb unable to move, slowly dying of exposure and dehydration
N O P E
O
P
E

>>52053032

The first one was disabled. The second was not.

>>52053032
Which still doesn't change the fact that there's no way that the smaller ship would be able to do anything more than bump the two star destroyers lightly together without either punching straight through the wall or crushing itself into a metal pancake.

>>52051410
You would take that medication 16 times daily. I can only hope it's something good, like Hydrocodone

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>>52053073

I'm not the best at physics, but lets say the first star destroyer was disabled.
Assuming the captain of the ramming ship planned for this to happen, ie take out 2 with one plan, would it not make sense to ram the ship, then up your thrusters? As well, the mass of the destroyer is huge, so its momentum when crashing into the other would necessarily be much larger than its relative speed would indicate.

You bring up a good point though, if you have that much thrust you could just punch through the destroyer, but maybe only your bow is set up for ramming and you'd fuck up the rest of your ship by going through.

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>>52052434
>>52052562
>>52052882
Have you guys ever read Fookin' Princesses? It reminds me of this.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Knight%20of%20the%20Realm

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>>52053202
wtf
why would anyone try to squeeze themselves into such a fucking small space knowing they're probably going to die?

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>>52050428
>>52053202

Captcha: STOP

>>52050428
Did he live?

>>52052914
Yeah people always say this and I don't really understand why. In principle, it's pretty much like a tugboat pulling one cargo ship into another. It's not that complex.

>>52053018
>>52053062
>>52053073
I think all this ranting could have been avoided if they just rammed the disabled star destroyer right into the shield gate, thus avoiding the need for a 2nd star destroyer altogether.

Unless someone can explain to me why that 2nd star destroyer was needed.

>>52048725
HEE HEE!

>>52054127
Killing two birds with one stone.

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>>52052914
>>52052957
>>52053018
>>52053032
>>52053032
>>52053073
>>52053220
Guys

It's Star Wars

>>52048725

Sauce?

>>52050428

You could say the hole was made for him

>>52053717

So that's where comiket artists get their inspiration from!

>>52049332

She gets cut up and consumed doesn't she?

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Needs a better name since I've only played fantasy RPGs.

>>52049439
Its a shame this started out as a real edgefest but im glad it finally settled on a tone

>>52054226

She's also the artist's undying immortal oc or something. Hence the filename.

>>52054171
YOU FUCK OFF THIS IS SERIOUS AND WORTH EVERY SECOND OF OUR TIME!

>>52052035
Is this genderbent The Gamer?
...why?
It looks like this might even be the original artist, what the fuck.

>>52054368
it took me years to learn what they were doing

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>>52054389
I don't understand this reference. Is this furry weeb shit?

>>52054419
What?

>>52054419
What is it? Is it a baseball thing?

>>52054445
>>52054445

it's an asian thing. Called "chicken fighting"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYY0aktOkiY

>>52054435
>Is this furry weeb shit?
No. Or not completely, at least. When someone got 'kuma shock'ed, they got eaten immediately afterwards.
'Kuma' means bear.

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>>52054500

>>52052316
>the colour of meme magic

>>52049100
wait... is... is that real?... was that seriously said unironically?
That is... so sad...

>>52054514
Holy shit this almost perfectly matches a character of mine, sauce?

>>52054632
Is Marvel's Zeus not a philandering womanizer?

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Never give your runners ideas...

>>52051838
Yup. Moonraker, I think.

>>52049224
“It is a fool that mistakes a princess for a weakling, for she carries the tower in her heart, and upon that chthonic root dark and terrible edifices may grow.”
-Au Vam

>>52054632
>>52054667
The joke is that fem-cap knows that Zeus was a womanizer. It's a trick, because Marvel Herc hates his dad. In the vey next panel he admits that his Dad would be proud of him, then realizes how much he'd hate that.

Best part is, the joke works either way.

>>52049035
>spacebattles
I don't get it. There wasn't an inch of semi-decent Worm fanfiction in that entire webm.

>>52055041
Whew~
Thank you anon, you restored my faith in comic writers.

>>52055041
>The joke is that fem-cap knows that Zeus was a womanizer.
She's an alternate universe not-cap, and does not know anything about greek mythology.

that's why the filename starts with "failing your knowledge roll"

>>52049153
But what I wanna know is, where's the caveman?

>>52051410
They're supposed to block off all but one of the directions, this picture was taken before that step.

>>52052745
So much this.
If they only would have focus more on the actual pirates then on the schoolgirls.

>>52053453
Because nobody else has yet. It's in our blood dude. White people fucked around all over the world just because they could but now we mapped the whole thing out. We're down to exploring the scraps at this point, shoving ourselves in tiny death holes and shit.

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>open filename thread
>it's just funny pictures with not even /tg/-related filenames
I don't know what I expected.

>>52055413
Asinine. There's a whole galaxy of stupid places to throw ourselves, no need to look under rocks. 12,000 years from now they'll probably have universal records for closest to get to a star and live

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>>52055442

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>>52054194
Macross Delta.
They cranked up the idol to IdolM@aster levels and turned the mecha combat to Robotech Shadow Chronicles levels.

>>52055451
Dude we are doing our best on the space front but we got people who need to explore shit RIGHT NOW and space is too far in the future. It's not about the danger, though that is a factor, it's that you gotta go see shit that nobody else has seen. Doesn't matter if it's 4 square feet of basalt at the end of a 500 ft urethra of a tunnel. What matters is that it's 4 square feet of rock that nobody else has ever seen.

>>52054171
I'm sure they're figure out how logically justify the Death Star being powered literally by trillions of lightsaber batteries is a better idea that just making miniature versions of the Death Star cannon, attaching them to Star Destroyers, and just have the power to glass planets Zentradi-style with minimal effort.

>>52048833
sauce

>>52053453
>>52053501
Fun fact, he died.

And not only did he die, but they thought they'd rescued him, even got him some pizza and let him call his girlfriend.

Then a piece of the cave supporting his weight gave out and pushed him farther in and they couldn't get him out.

>>52055488
Pretty much a species wide dick measurement contest.

>>52054399
>the gamer

thanks for reminding me.

That comic feels like half of it is filler, but not good filler, yet somehow I still enjoyed it.

>>52055659

Just in case anyone cares they closed that shit down. Nutty putty caves I mean. Quite a while ago.

>>52055659
>look up story
>read this

"Josh Jones said that once he first realized his brother was stuck, his first instinct was to pray. Those in the cave offered what he called a "series of prayers" before making the decision to call 911 around 9:30 p.m."


What the fuck. What a shitty way to go, I can't believe anyone willingly does this.

>>52052222
>Meanwhile in the Feywild.gif

>>52055698
>That comic feels like half of it is filler
The entirety of it is filler. The Gamer is basically an endless Naruto training arc. Nothing substantial ever happens besides MC grinding, leveling up and gaining new abilities just to grind more.

>>52055707
>brother stuck in a cave
>hey let's pray and see if that fixes it!

Only in America...

>>52055707
Didn't matter, in the long run. Calling any faster wouldn't have saved his life, and given that they were all in the same hobby, they knew that.

>>52055711

but there are some awesome bitches. Speaking of can is there more of this gender bent version, and where can I find it?

>>52055701
They ever get his body out, actually?

I remember they were having a lot of problems because they didn't want to mangle his body.

>>52055715
>Calling any faster wouldn't have saved his life,
Except the guy would have lived if one of the rope's attachment points hadn't come out of the wall.

>>52055547

Well, in old canon they had the Eclipse super star destroyer that had a laser that could "merely" crack the crust of a planet, effectively destroying it.

They also had the tried and true "base delta zero" where a bunch of destroyers would just pelt the planet with standard turbolasers until the inhabited regions were gone. The name of the maneuver might no longer be canon, but the idea of just pounding things to oblivion with conventional weapons survived the transition.

However, neither of these methods have the propaganda power of outright blowing up a planet, which was sort of the point of the Death Star. It was less about efficiently blowing shit up and more about using the terror it would inspire to keep everyone under control. "We cracked a planet open" and "we shot a planet a lot" just don't have the ring of "we vaporized a planet."

Even in new canon, the empire has plenty of ways of killing a whole planet in a more subdued manner. They literally gassed all the Genosians to death except one, because writers are terrified at actually killing off species and kept the galaxy from every finding out outside of a few rebels.

>>52055734
Nah, they turned the cave system into his tomb.

>>52055737
I think you're very unclear on what happened there.

He didn't wear a rope when he went in the cave initially, he was just climbing on his own.

The rescue crews rigged a rope and pulley system to relieve the tension on his body, and were using it to get him out. That's what failed, and it happened like 20 hours into the whole thing.

>>52055737

And changing how soon they got there wouldn't have changed the relative strength of the rock face they secured the piton to, nor would it have necessarily changed the time the rescuers needed to get him out. Odds are same thing would have happened, it just would have happened a little sooner.

>>52055734

Fuck if I know.

>>52055751
No, I understand that. I'm saying that
>Calling any faster wouldn't have saved his life
is complete bullshit, given that the only reason he died is because the rescuers' rope pulled out of the wall.

>>52052208
It may be charred on the outside, it may be raw on the inside, but at least it's got that great outdoors taste... of lighter fluid.

>>52055763
The only point I'm trying to make is that them not immediately calling had no effect on his chances of survival. Throwing a fit over the brother turning to prayer in a moment of panic like it would have mattered is pointless.

>>52055746
>>52055754
Holy fuck, they did.

They even made a movie out of this shit, what the hell.

>>52055772
The man can pray all he likes while waiting for the emergency services. Waiting to call them until after you're done praying is fucktarded.

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>>52055763

If the rescuers put the rope in, and the rescuers took x amount of time to get to him and x amount of time to get to the point they could get him out before the rope came out, and assuming the rescuers would have acted in the same manner and faced the same difficulties regardless of when they got there, then why does the rescuers arriving a little earlier make any difference? The relative time they would have spent with that rope in the wall would have been the same, the wall would have been the same, and the rope still would have pulled out. All relevant factors are unchanged, they just happen a little sooner.

>>52055739
Granted.
But the idea that seeing more than 3 Star Destoryers in the sky might mean either a regular inspection or someone phoned in a Buster Call is pretty scary, too.

It's like knowing that you town has enough blockbusters to destroy any and all of its neighborhoods, but ALSO knowing that the cops all have railguns in their patrol cars that they can use without any overhead. The blockbusters will instill fear, yes, but hearing that whoopwhoop will make you shit your pants harder.

>>52052569
They can in hentai.

>>52055779
Taking a moment to steady your nerves so you can more effectively communicate with the operators is not a bad idea, especially when you understand(as everyone in the group very likely did) that the guy wasn't in immediate danger.

He could have called and been a babbling mess and it would have taken just as long to communicate the info.

>>52055781
A study in 1990s dessert plating techniques.

>>52055781
Man this is fetish inducing.

>>52055547
>trillions of lightsaber batteries
Now, all I can imagine is that, under that disk, the focusing lasers are actually just giant scale versions of Yoda's lightsaber just so the Emperor can be an even more giant asshole about the planet destroying.

>>52055712
It sounds more like a "let's prey to control our panic, show our solidarity about the situation at hand, and figure out the best course of action".

You know.
How most Non-Fundamentalists treat prayer.

>>52055791

I don't disagree, it's a lot more efficient to have roving laser squads to burn shit to the ground.

However, there's also the consideration that three star destroyers is normally way easier to destroy than one super space station (ignoring absurd design flaws that can only be exploited by the son of Skywalker). A giant, indestructible ball of death is way more terrifying than three destroyers that you know can be destroyed (again, it didn't play out according to plan).

Plus factor in the fact Palpatine is a grandiose motherfucker who had just finished laboring in secrecy for decades and can finally operate in the open, so he's going to go for the big statement instead of the more efficient, smaller series of statements.

Aaaand the fact that Star Wars isn't known for it's tactical or strategic logic. But I guess that was the point of your original post.

Getting temporarily stuck when spelunking is not an uncommon or infrequent occurrence. Nor is it immediately life threatening. Assuming the man had known this, his innitial reaction was probably not "Oh shit i'm stuck i'm going to die, better call 911." It was probably more along the lines of "Well I've gotten hung up again, best wiggle a bit and try to get loose." A few hours later when he realised "Yeah no, this is a problem I'm fucked." Then he called emergency services.

>>52055854
Yeah; at the end of the day, Star Wars is ultimately space wizards fighting with magic while their mundane buddies play a rousing game of "blow up the enemy base while the castle lord's not looking"

>>52055869
His brother and the others called for him.

The dude was in no position to make any calls at all, and also decided to separate from the group to do that shit himself.

It's a miracle they even figured out where he was, honestly.

>>52055854

Poking holes in almost any fiction or scifi is easier than shooting fish in a barrel. Past a certain point you just have to look past them or you run out of entertainment.

>>52055770

>Critical fail: Knowledge(Brisket)

>>52055880

There's a certain joy to poking holes in these things, and for the most part it won't ruin your overall enjoyment if the work was good enough to begin with (reading the engineering nightmare analysis of these things is fun, but doesn't make me dislike the original work), and if it was really bad to start with then the MST3K effect kicks in and your only way to have fun is to make fun of it.

>>52051733
Actually laughed for a few min straight...then started up again at "Chinese earthquake"

I love you anon

>>52055041

...that's not what happens at all, that's a /co/ edit, the real one is just him looking ashamed of himself.

>>52055937
Its why reading short fiction SF is a lot of fun, because they just give you a scenerio and just run with it without spending a bunch of time fussing over the details.

>>52048419
>Hunter the vigil

>>52053032

Physically that's worse.

The way to make that scene work is to have the first destroyer at full speed and lose control, not power.

Then the frigate would nudge it onto a collision course and a battleship sized engine would put a battleship sized hole into a battleship.

The way the scene is actually composited, somehow the frigate forced a ship two orders of magnitude larger hard enough laterally to break the other ship in two (With nothing but the force of a frigate sized engine)

The scene is visually impressive, but lacks consistency with real or in universe physics.

>>52055770
>Plebian detected

>>52048443
>snake, snaaake, snaaaaaaaakeeeeee

>>52056059

The hammerhead basically just pushes the disabled destroyer into the path of the functional one, the damage is caused by the functional ship's engines driving IT into the hulk.

Star Destroyer B is actually accidentally ramming Star Destroyer A because it was pushed into its path

Here's a camrip of the scene on youtube, I think the .webm might cut out a bit of context in favor of brevity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pgQNHBQdtM

>>52056146

It's still no good; The two ships are of equal mass, similar heading and speed (originally) and are not braced relative to each other.

A bounce would have been possible, as would taking the entire bridge off the craft (Star destroyers have damn shitty design for combat ships), but with the force of an admittedly powerful corvette, there would be significant, but superficial damage.

It's immediately obvious to me that the original storyboard was a direct rip of the star destroyer nosediving into the Death Star II and someone decided instead of making a less derivative composition, they would try to hide it in a larger spectacle.

Disclaimer: I don't dislike new Star Wars; It just occasionally disappoints me at how little thought they put into it: They may not play tyrant over the world like Lucas did, but they also don't know how to rule it.

>>52053202
Best part is that the rest of spelunkers started praying when he got stuck, before even considering getting help.

>>52056301
You don't read much, do you.

>>52056234
The hell is this?

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>>52056301

>The best part was people around him did something I can't tolerate and he died coincidentally. This means my constructed belief system is better than their constructed belief system. If they hadn't pledged their efforts to a philosophical construct, their 26 hour effort would have been meaningful despite its failure.

>>52056334
100% Orange Juice.

If you get past the insane anime bullshit, it's a suprisingly fun and deep boardgame

You will hate Poppo. You will want to hate her to death.

>>52056379
>our friend gets stuck in a potentially dangerous situation
>instead of getting out and asking for help as quickly as possible we will spend 5 minutes in this cave praying to jesus almighty

yeah, defend this

>>52056439
>>52055793
>>52055843

>>52056439

I suppose rescuers shouldn't stop for bathroom breaks and food either?

Morale is a resource. If your workers lose their will, they cannot help anyone. Prayer is a cheap source of morale for religious people.

You can maintain a superiority complex all you wish, but if you wish to lead and support others, you must use their flaws to their benefit.

You don't have to believe to use belief.

>>52056439
they knew he was dead already. they were going to do everything they could to try to save him, but the reality of the situation was their companion was going to die. it's an accepted risk of the hobby that if you crawl into a hole and can't get yourself out, neither can your friends.

and something you should do when this happens is gather your wits in any way you can before you start making a situation work. while life threatening, erratic snap decisions can make things worse or endanger the rescuers, so taking a moment to confront the mortality of the situation is an acceptable use of time.

>>52052959
now that's what I call an assault weapon

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>>52056234

>>52053933
If Star Destroyers were this useless, why bother building them?

>>52056398
>it's a suprisingly fun and deep boardgame
I love the game but that's a damn lie.

It's RNG hell, incarnate. You will lose to the most frustrating bullshit over and over again, until your mind is broken and you're begging for more like an anime girl in a Fatalpulse doujin.

>>52056527
>one anon says "it's a suprisingly fun and deep boardgame"
>the other says "your mind is broken and you're begging for more like an anime girl in a Fatalpulse doujin"
Checks out.

>>52050397
Bond movies used to be so fun and imaginative.

Fuck CGI.

>>52056738
>Bond movies used to be so fun and imaginative.
What is The Man from U.N.C.L.E. for 200$, Alex?

>>52056738
Moonraker was literally "Oh shit, Star Wars made bank, let's copy it for a quick buck."

>>52056805
You've gotta remember that Bond was literally pulp fiction since its very inception by Fleming.
Borrowing from other fiction is in the nature of pulp fiction.

>>52056805
Also, the original novel was released back in '55. I wouldn't say that it was copying Star Wars in any way other than purely stylistically.

>>52056801
Doesn't change the nature of Bond though.

>>52056805
Well come on Bond had to go to space eventually. I like the supervillain's plot in Moonraker, even though I don't remember his name...

>>52056518
>Implying the Empire are anything but massive jobbers whenever Darth Vader isn't around

>>52056841
>Doesn't change the nature of Bond though.
I think the last good Bond movie was somewhere aound Goldeneye.

>>52056852
>I think the last good Bond movie was somewhere aound Goldeneye.
Agreed. I grew up with Goldeneye and it's a solid film. That's why I say they USED to be fun and imaginative. Now they're pretty plain and generic, especially since they don't use all real stunts anymore.

Having said that not every Bond film up to Goldeneye is good.

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>>52048785
Thanks, red mage.

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>>52048785
>quantum_ogres.gif

>>52050166
Gokaiger

>>52056501
it has no Stock therefore it's a handgun

>>52052434
Armor must be green and he must have a red scarf

>>52054554
I was there, it was awesome

>>52056931
>Battle of monks

>>52056931

I don't know what that was, but it was amazing

>>52053933
>second star destroyer crumples like paper
>first star destroyer still intact
>ship still exactly where it was after the impact, and not buried halfway into the hull of the first
>ship also still intact
besides the unobtanium level plot armour at use, it does otherwise work - the smaller ship is just acting like a big fucking thruster

>>52057266
Marvel
The mutant has the power of super senses, super reflexes and coordination and is a master in martial arts (and can also levitate), but comes with the flaw of being so sensitive to anything that it harms him, that's why he uses a special suit. The other is Tony Stark who by that time had couldn't survive for long without his armor.

They're both good guys though.

>>52056916
Sauce?

>>52057317

I got the Tony part, but the mutant was new to me

And god damn, I know mutants come in all sizes and shapes, but thats a bad one to get where even grass can hurt you

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>>52048443
Everyone should know that you only bring the right tools for the job.

>>52057365
The fuck is this bullshit? guns can be fired in space

>>52057462
Not conventional ones.
Expansion of gasses is what propells the bullet

>>52057334
>>52057317
he's an alien actually.

>>52057474
The firing pin hits the primer, which triggers the powder, gases expand, and a bullet leaves the barrel of the gun, yes, even in vacuum. Cartridge contains its own oxidizer.

>>52057488
No, Orphan aka Mr Sensitive aka Guy Smith is a mutant

>>52057474
Yes conventional ones. The only problem you'd run into is the lack of oxygen, and smokeless powder already contains all the oxygen it needs.

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>>52053232
underated post.

>>52053727

> hurr durr rape meme

I'm having serious trouble believing that Amazon couldn't break that wagon just by standing up. Girl's a freaking mutant.

>>52055781
>Let's put macarons on everything
Disgusting

>>52056236
I'm more annoyed that the film only established that those Hammerhead ships could ram like that 10 seconds before it happened.

This has been happening in a lot of Disney's recent movies, and it's driving me fucking crazy. They'll introduce a problem, then immediately ass-pull a solution to the problem. There's no setup, no pacing, no structure, no fun "ah-hah!" moments for the audience, when an element mentioned earlier in the movie suddenly returns and resolves an otherwise-intractable problem. These films have completely forgotten how to wield Chekhov's Gun effectively, and it just makes every action scene feel empty and thoughtless.

>>52057504
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Guy_Smith_(Earth-616)

huh, could've sworn he was an alien

>>52057494
Maybe it jammed and the guy with the sword is just lucky and misguided?

>follow up comic
>tries the same shit against a different dude with a not shit gun
>dies horribly not understanding he's a dumbass

>>52054194

Macross Delta.

I'll be honest, if you are new to Macross you want to start with an earlier show. Most Macross shows start off as slightly offbeat but standard scifi before ramping up the weird, but Delta just assumes you already know how this setting works and dumps you straight into idols being used as tactical mind control weapons to contain terrorist chemical attacks.

I PROMISE you that makes sense in context.

>>52055826
now that's sticking to canon

>>52057318
Wizard's Soul (Koi no Keisen)

Everyone in /tg/ should at least try it out

>>52055068

So the name is right.

>>52058015
I guess I walked right into that one...

>>52049159
S-sauce?

>>52057888
How does someone have spelling that atrocious, yet have a vocabulary large enough to call someone a retrobate?

>>52058329
They type in their spoken dialect. Standardized written English is a fucking crime to history.

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>>52058329
Texting ruined an entire generation of people.

>>52058323

Characters are from Bloodborne. Its the intro sequence to one of the more popular bossfights, interrupted and turned into guro porn because there is a certain kind of person who absolutely can't stand the idea of a female talking down to you from a position of power.

Obviously you can beat her in the game too, but its a Souls game. Beating bosses bigger and stronger than you is the name of the game, usually after multiple failed attempts to learn their moves.

>>52056234
Close. I main Kirby for the rage caused by 'The Suck and Cuck'

>>52058329
It's in Scottish.

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>>52058346
>the problem was standardization
>the problem wasn't William the Frog making the language non-phonetic
pic tangentially related

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>>52058392

>after multiple failed attempts to learn their moves.

Got her first try.

>>52058430
>Fonetik English
Wut a prupohsterus propozishun.

>>52058450

I said usually.

I remember getting the big tree monster on my first try in DS3, and then on my next character getting to that fight and realizing I was screwed because it turns out a sorcery heavy build is kinda fucked for hitting those small nodules when the rest of it is invulnerable. Build matters a lot for bosses.

>>52058462
I þink it is a gud ydea

>>52054554
Too bad Disney made him gay in the live action movie

>>52058392
>a certain kind of person who absolutely can't stand the idea of a female talking down to you from a position of power
I'm not even sure if this is bait or not

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>>52058619

There's a disturbing amount of art of 'strong female characters' getting bad and gory ends at the hands of men to put them back in their place as punishment for being strong.

Think I'm wrong? Go back and look at that bloodborne picture again. Notice how, in the final frame as as Maria is getting bloodily eviscerated, the artist drew her presenting her pussy to the viewer.

This is porn for someone.

>>52053643
Yes it was a tiny entrance to a much bigger well explored cavern

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>>52058694
I see what you mean, but I think in this case you're reading too much into things. It's a joke about how easy Maria is with the right builds, nothing more.

>>52052222
I would fuck a deer satyr, even if it was a twink

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>>52058694
>There's a disturbing amount of art of 'strong female characters' getting bad and gory ends at the hands of men
yes

>to put them back in their place as punishment for being strong
no

People like guro not because they're upset at strong females, but because they're fucked up people who like that shit in general. Power doesn't play into it at all.

Hell, the works of the world's most infamous guro-enthusiast (pic related) featured almost exclusively the suffering women of low or medium status, rather than misfortune befalling the powerful and high-status.

>>52053018
Personally I'm triggered by the fact that the first destroyer is gently pushed away, while the second explodes like a lego model dropped from the third floor.
Why doesn't the hammerhead cut through the SD with the initial impact if they're that flimsy?
AND WHY IS IT ROTATING INSTEAD OF ADVANCING SIDEWAYS? IS IT USING SOME KIND OF SPACE ANCHOR?

>>52058845
>WHY IS IT ROTATING INSTEAD OF ADVANCING SIDEWAYS? IS IT USING SOME KIND OF SPACE ANCHOR?
Torque. Look it up.

>>52054242
>Average Shadowrun crew

>>52058694
There is a disturbing amount of that type of porn, but you're projecting if you think it's a byproduct of latent misogyny and not just some sort of creepy fetish.

>>52058845
The superstructure of the upper decks isn't braced laterally, it's only got horizontal support. As the second destroyer hit the first on the upper decks, it got sheared clean off, but the bottom part doesn't crumple as easily because it's hull is absorbing the impact into the rest of the superstructure.

It's spinning because the SD has its centre of mass further back, so as force is being applied not to the centre of mass, rotational velocity is achieved.

Take a wooden stick plastic ruler, put it in a sink full of water, and push at it near the top along the surface of the water. You'll note the stick does not "advance sideways" but it rotates. The same principle applies to the star destroyer.

>>52056852

No, the last good Bond film was Skyfall.

Bonds have a habit of hanging around for at least one too many films. The exception being Lazenby who didn't read his character direction notes, and Dalton whose contract got caught up in the licensing kerfuffle of the late 80's and got shredded.

Literally every Roger Moore film post the Spy Who Loved Me, which, lets be clear here is probably the most quintessential bond film ever made, is campy awful to fullblown awful. Moonraker would have been closer to camp if it wasn't LITERALLY just the plot of the previous film reused but in space instead of under the sea.
It even has the same fucking lieutenant baddy in the form of Jaws.

Spectre was awful and uneccesary and a textbook example of why just because you've managed to get the rights back for something does NOT mean you have to IMMIEDIATELY make a film with them in. Unless that's some bullshit copyright law I'm unfamiliar with. Skyfall would have been the perfect film to end Craigs run with the character.
But, as always, no.

>>52058995
>Skyfall
>literally "James Bond: Home Alone"
It was good, but not that good, anon.

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>>52058737
>>52058804
>>52058911

feeling defensive about something, guys?

>>52057317
X-Statix is still one of my favourite mutant books that they did.

>>52059016

That was one section at the end, the rest of that film was... well okay I'll grant you as the ending it should have been it was more of a crash landing that you walked away from.
Unlike Spectre which was a trainwreck that borrowed heavily from the Batman Vs Superman school of saying words to the camera rather than having conversations with people.

I'll grant the Craig films always seemed to be chasing the success of Casino Royale, I think the writers strike really hurt them a lot, and not just in Quantum of Boris, where we know for a fact that the Director and Daniel were literally writing the script up as they went along.

But that's true of ALL of the Bonds. Hell, only Sean's run has a positive Good - Bad Bond film ratio, and his run ended with You Only Live Twice, which is almost as cringeworthy as Live and Let Die is today.

Well, maybe Dalton, but come on, the guy only did two films.

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>>52059061
Oh, so it IS bait...

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>>52059095

I'm not even that guy, I just now walked into the thread.

>>52059089
Honestly, I just don't think Craig is up to par for the role of Bond. I mean, the last movie where I actually remember Craig playing well was... uh, one of the Tomb Raider movies, where he played the bad guy, if I recall correctly?
He lacks the essential Bond charm that every of his predecessors had.
I mean, Brosnan? Fucking A+, he pulled off the 007 absolutely superbly in almost every movie. So did Connery, etc. The others' performance I don't remember as much, but they were decent too.

>>52052222
Sometimes I see cosplay and Im like "meh whatever"

Sometimes I see cosplay and Im like "I need to fuck this thing in the ass"

I think this falls under #2

>>52052222
Not going to lie, i'm not sure if i'd prefer it to be male or female. I know i'd fuck it either way.

>>52052316

oh god.

>>52059201

Brosnan was stuck doing Bond films to a formula that they hadn't changed in between a 10 year hiatus.
Goldeneye was good, and given what it was bookended with I've always held that The World is Not Enough was actually pretty decent, even if calling the villainess Elektra was giving the game away a bit too much.

Craig was fine, since they were pitching his films as less suave, less assured, earlier in his career Bond. You can see him gradually getting better and closer to a more traditional interpretation as the films went on.

I've always given Dalton the most props, simply because of the immense job he had of clearing away all of the cheese and stupidity that Moores run with the role had left him with.
Hell, License to Kill might actually be one of the most off-formula Bond films we've ever had, and was all the stronger for it.

>>52058804
>Power doesn't play into it at all.

Like hell it doesn't. A huge chuck of guro manga features the stuck up athletic class president as the 'star'.

>>52057547
I think it's more that Dm's have a fancy for capturing female characters instead of rape

It's also my fetish

>it's "muh power play" episode on /tg/
As someone who is a monogamous switch, I never understood pure doms and pure subs.
Can someone please enlighten me what are the turn-offs of domination for subs and subservience for doms?

>>52056916
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>>52059648
>Implying that people give two shits about the "protagonist" when they watch porn
Have you never masturbated or something?