Filename thread!

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>>52043137

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>>52043156

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>>52043187

>>52043173
Sauce?

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>>52043366

Elf Chan cant into diets

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>>52043187

>>52043588

*rattling and patting intensifies*

>>52043391
Holy shit is that some detailed Teamfourstar fanart.

>>52043714
How did the armor instant adjust?

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>>52043588
Gotta be careful with necromancer waifus, they have a tendency to get anorexic as they hit the higher levels.

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>>52043782

>>52043156
sauce?

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>>52043798

its a comic called Deprived

>>52043782
magic

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>>52043514
Kek

>>52043156
>>52043811

As in "Starting as the deprived class in DS1?" That's looking like her bloodstain+souls.

>>52043990
yeah, but i think it's set on DS3

>>52043990
Ds3 but yeah

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>>52043588
>paladin redeems the necromancer
>I M P L Y I N G

>>52043577
What the actual fuck

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>>52044381

>>52043786


This story triggers me.

>>52043811
Huh, my default loading in BotW.

>>52044239

It's a nip meme.

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>>52044436

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>>52044163
Ha.

>>52044144

sauce boss?

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>>52044636
I don't remember the name, but don't bother - it's just a one-off joke in yet another mediocre manga.

>>52043514
This is some 3 stooges tier shit.

>>52043627
does she have 3 boobs?

>>52044972
Far right belongs to the vampire.

>>52043137
is woot still doing stuff?

>>52044564
Some of these names are genuinely hilarious, then they get sad as you watch the pressure of writing a gay+weird fetish novel a week getting to the author. And then:

>President Donald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt (2015)
I think this guy will do just fine.

>>52043898
That was a silly, fun series.

>>52044564
>>52045215
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Tingle
His son says that he's an actual autist, and claims to have a phd from DeVry

>>52044185
jesus fucking christ

>>52044564
I had to check if this was real.

That list isn't even half of it.

Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Book "Pounded in the Butt by My Book 'Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt'"'"

We can shut it all down now. All civilization after this point is going to be a let down.

>>52045586
unleash the faro plague, get zero dawn up, delete APOLLO, there's nothing worth saving here

>>52045532
Sauce?

>>52045602
Yes, there certainly is a lot of it on her face.

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>>52045602

>>52045586
One of his books was nominated for the Hugos.

Space Raptor Butt Invasion.

>>52044564
I pity the fool who found themselves clicking "Save Edits" on that page after a very long night.

>>52045867
SubstituteStrengthforCharisma.png

>>52044771
>dating black guys

>>52045762
>>52045747
Not that guy, but GIS doesn't help and exhentai search is useless as normal.

>>52046092
Have you tried using google reverse image search?

>>52045602
https://saucenao.com

>>52046097
Good lord, I don't get cat ladies, they say they love the cats but the cats are clearly miserable

>>52045457
Damn it, he had all the trappings of a fantastic Amazon novelist. Also

>In April 2016, Space Raptor Butt Invasion was shortlisted for a Hugo Award for Best Short Story, as part of the alt-right campaign to influence the outcome of the 2016 Hugo Awards.

This guy is /pol/ endorsed! He told them to fuck off too. Even this guy hates /pol/

>>52046136
>he doesn't know that google image search, the thing already mentioned, is TERRIBLE at black and white photos, especially when it comes to manga, and it was designed to be that way

>>52046161
It's a brain parasite. I'm not even kidding.

>>52046170
I literally just used it and it worked.

>>52044218
I don't get

>>52046057
>men don't have a monopoly on friendship

That's a bold faced lie.

>>52045602

The End of the Sainted Knights

>>52046071
>tfw always wanted to run or play an all-female magical realm game but I fucking hate Pathfinder

>>52046207
Explain? I'm confused, women are not that different from men

>>52043894
>Top Gear Tatooine

>>52045164
He does indeed

>>52043366
Elf-san wa Yaseraaranai

>>52046199
just a head on a table.

Look in the middle.

>>52046071
More like
>what 95% of /tg/ wants to do to pretty girls

>>52046224
yeah when you look at social circles tumblr was right, gender doesn't exist!

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>>52046261
>Clarkson super charging a sand crawler

>>52046223
Can you not use a different system?

>>52043786
This is adorable.

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>>52046224
They are when it comes to making friends. Compare these two similar scenarios:
First, 2 women see each other and notice they're wearing the same clothes.
Second, 2 men see each other and notice they're wearing the same clothes.

The women will exchange passive aggressive hate with each other, while the men will become friends.

Yes, it's stereotypes but god help me, I've never seen any different. I mean come on, I've been in 2 car accidents. Both times rear-ended, both times by women. THEN YOU BLAME YOUR SHOES? I MEAN COME ON.

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>>52046071

>>52043714
>>52043703
>>52043694
>>52043627
I genuinely love everything Matsu does.

>>52044436
Why

>>52046429
I dit understand passive agressive conversation, either you like their clothes or you dont

I wish my busness teacher wasn't a male misandrist, he outright called all men "dumb simple creatures"

>>52046224
Women can't be friends with women.Men can be friends with Men and Women.Men have a monopoly on friendship, simple as that.

>>52046179
>literal brain parasite
Explain

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This card reminds me of myself.

>>52046429
Is it true that women tend to be less skilled drivers but the reason car accidents happen is because men tend to be more deliberately reckless? Or am I being memed by /pol/?

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>>52046484
ditto

>>52046592
He's referring to something called Toxoplasma Gondii, a parasitic shitface that semi-sorta hijacks your brain. Read up on it, it's very interesting.

>>52046601
Women cause more minor accidents (by being shitty drivers), men cause more major accidents (by being reckless).

The numbers are skewed too because men drive way more than women do, so you have to compare accidents/mile driven instead of just accidents.

>>52043894
Some say his blood is bacta. Others say he drove Vader's car, and lived. He's not the Stig, HE'S THE STIG'S IMPERIAL COUSIN!

>>52046523
>shadow of the colossus.jpg

>>52046592
Toxoplasmosa gondii. Reproduces in cats and spreads (among other ways) through cat feces. Infections in rodents cause them to lose their fear of cats and be attracted to areas that smell of cats, leading to them being eaten by said cats and infecting them. It's thought to incuce schizophrenia in people, and while most humans aren't afraid of cats, we can smell them.

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>>52046521
Well it's true.

only a little bit

>>52046592

There's a parasite called toxoplasma gondii. Its normal life cycle is that it breeds in a cat's digestive tract, gets pooped out by the cat, and then a rat comes along and gets exposed to the toxoplasma from the cat shit. The toxoplasma hijacks the rat's brain and makes it clumsier and less stealthy, then makes it hang out in places where it'll be found by a cat.

The cat eats the rat, the toxoplasma gets back into the cat, breeds some more, and the cycle continues.

Toxoplasma has also been implicated as a potential contributor to mental illness in humans, and is thought to be at least partially responsible for "crazy cat lady" syndrome.

>>52046039

Subtle but refreshing. Good work.

>>52046743

Oh, also, the easiest way to get it as a human is to eat undercooked meat from an animal that might have been exposed to cat shit.

Various estimates suggest that at least ~43% of the population of France is infected, thanks to idiotic raw meat dishes like steak tartare.

>>52046817
>raw meat dishes
Why?

>>52046841
>What is steak tartare
>What is sushi

>>52045506
Who's she? She doesn't look like someone I'd ever want to be friends with.

>>52046841

Barbarism.

>>52046873
He asked why not what.

>>52046873
I still ask, why? Raw meat is not only unhealthy, it's fucking gross

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>>52046873
>sushi
I assume you mean sashimi
Sushi is the rice.
Yes I am a massive pedant, how did you know

>>52046841
>>52046873

Sushi is not a risk factor because fish don't hang out with cats.

Steak tartare is a risk factor, and it exists because the French are insane.

>>52046873
>>52046906
Isn't the issue with sushi more related to mercury?

t. Someone who desperately doesn't want to give to give up sushi right now.

>>52046429

Counter-argument: It's a bullshit stereotype, none of the women I know act like that.

You ran into some assholes and generalized to an entire gender. Most people are assholes. If you meet someone at random, regardless of their gender, race, age, or whatever, they'll probably be an asshole.

>>52046923
There's the same issues as with any uncooked food, but as long as you get your materials from reputable places and handle with care, you're gonna be fine. There's not really any mercury in sushi, though. Don't know where you got that from.

>>52046958
I think it's tuna specifically, there's a higher than normal mercury content.

>>52046841
>>52046906
>>52046894
It exists because raw steak is pretty damn good. The French know their shit when it comes to flavour, they just can't into hygiene to literally save their lives. As a Britbong, I eat steak tartare at every opportunity, because I know our hygiene laws are insanely OTT because of the mad cow disease/swine flu scares a few years back. Also liver is dank as fuck when done right, don't believe the horror stories.

>>52046986
thats due the shitty piscifactories they have them grow
if it isnt some other kind of fish what im remembering

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>>52046956
This pretty much applies to any time people can e split into two groups

>>52046958
Black in the old days (was it the 50s, I forget) before proper industrial regulation in Japan among other places.

That patch of much fished sea between the islands was holy shit levels of contaminated. One of the big and persistent contaminants was mercury. It fucked a lot of people over horrifically.

>>52046601
>Or am I being memed by /pol/?

Dude, never believe anything you read on /pol/. Especially about women or race, christ.

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>>52046958
There's mercury in every fish and shellfish in the oceans. The amount of mercury levels will vary depending on the environment, the lifespan, and the size of the creature, and for creatures is rather minimal.

That said, no amount of mercury over zero, just like no amount of lead over zero is considered safe.

>>52046521
Dumb is going too far, men are simple not stupid.

Feminists don't understand this.
You can be intelligent without having to position yourself above others or feel the need to fabricate drama to substantiate your identity.

Women focus on hierarchies much more than men do, which is why they have such a hard time making and retaining friends.

>>52047028
But /pol/ is always right.

>>52046487
Probably accounting online handles he has come across. Many of these are some really old-ass jokes.

>>52047043
>Women focus on hierarchies much more than men do, which is why they have a hard time finding and keeping friends

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>>52047078

>>52047036
Chart is wrong, salmon have enough Mercury to limit consumption to 2-3 times a week.

>>52047028
Actually the reason people hate pol is because most of the shit they say is true, they just shoot themselves in the foot by genuinely hating people with different skin colour of gender. The key to browsing pol is to not argue with anyone there and take the knowledge you've gained with a grain of salt

>>52046335

He might have never read the novels.

>>52046199

During the Invasion storyline, Urza got his head cut off and spent the rest of the story as just a talking, eye-lasering head.

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>>52047129
Fixed

>>52046429
LOL

>I have a sample size of a very very very small number of women, but my argument is valid because I am still bitter about it.

okay, kiddo.

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>>52047028
I actually don't go to /pol/. I was hypothesizing that /pol/'s bullshit leaked out of /pol/, a place that excessively defies political correctness, into more moderate areas where political correctness is merely scrutinized and excessive PC-ness that is mocked is separated from sensible PC-ness. It happens to many ideological supergroups.

>>52047001
This. Humans are omnivores, as such we can enjoy all of the wonders that food has to offer us. Eating raw meat too often will result in negative health, but once in a while is perfectly fine

>>52047123
They also tend to bring their debates up in threads where it was really, really not called for

>>52047268
Seems more like a bard desu

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>>52046601

>>52043597
what a champ

>>52047268
..d..does she get her sock puppets back eventually?

>>52047028
>never believe anything you read on 4chan
ftfy

>>52047408
this
i need to know!

>>52043588
I didn't know skeletons could be paladins

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I feel like this is perfect for a /tg/ related name, but I can't think of one because I suck.

>>52047251
Whats the meaning of CoC other than Call of Cthulhu?
And where can i get more of this?

>>52047207
I wish I had stories as interesting as fucked up as that one.

There was the time our GM and his fiancee acted out the lesbian seduction of a maid by a trobairitz, with the maid turning out to be an eldritch abomination succubus who proceeded to claw my character's nipples off after mind controlling him against the rest of the party, but even that was less weird than "Do you Catan?"

>>52047511
https://www.fenoxo.com/play/playcoc.html

>>52043694
Is that a Kung Pow! reference? Magnificent.

>>52047279
Is that the same artist who did Nana to Kaoru?

>>52047511
Corruption of Champions.

>>52047511
The game the pic is from is Free Cities.

It allows you to input custom descriptions for various things.

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>>52045586

>Turned Gay by the Existential Dread That I May Actually Be a Character in a Chuck Tingle Book

>Living Inside My Own Butt for Eight Years, Starting a Business and Turning a Profit Through Common Sense Reinvestment and Strategic Targeted Marketing

>Pounded by the Pound: Turned Gay by the Socioeconomic Implications of Britain Leaving the European Union

This is shitposting elevated to its maximum expression. The guy's making a living out of it,even.
Also,Wikipedia says he also sells audiobooks, read by some Sam Rand; I mean,there's a poor devil out there who's job is to read weird-ass gay erotica aloud for recording,without laughing his ass off/screaming in disgust because of what he's reading. That's a shitty job,if you ask me.

>>52047600
dude gets paid to shitpost on tape, living the dream man

>>52047443
That reversal was actually really clever.

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>>52045487
Sauce? Google is giving me nothing.

>>52043627
[MUFFLED ARA ARA IN THE DISTANCE]

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>>52046523
>couple pages later...

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>>52044564

>>52047566
Both are cute.

>>52043694
>ara ara
this is what made me lose

>>52047393
>wearing underwear to a gang rape

Japanese people are weird as fuck.

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>>52046224
It was either bait or stupidity. Don't take it too seriously, in either case. Pic unrelated but on topic.

>>52043811
>Path of Exile level 1 through 10

>>52047619
>Implying that was deliberate

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>>52047733
Are you sure?

>>52047765
Cheetahs are fucking badass

>>52047814
they are, but I believe that's not actually a cheetah

>>52047778
The sensible one looks comfy and clearly likes being comfy, which is a plus; the other one is just begging to be invited in somewhere cosy for a hot cup of tea.

>>52047780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hj0jzepk0WA

>>52047838
You're right, that's a jaguar.

>>52046841
Because it tastes so fucking good.

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>>52047856
Are you *really* sure?

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>>52047928
Yes, but I'm open minded/have low standards, so I don't have strong preferences.

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>>52047928

>>52047443
He dead?

>>52047930
>pic
To be fair, that *could* possibly work as a sort of typewriter if set up properly.

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>>52044210

Fucking LOOM!

Why are the oldest games the ones we have the fondest memories of?

>>52047978
That image is absolutely true.

>>52047995
Because they're usually also the oldest memories.

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>>52047995
we
just
don't
know

Loom was the GOATest game, though. And I'm saying this as someone whose first experience with Loom was ScummVM back in 2006.

>>52047973
Is there something we don't know about one of these girls?

>>52047318
Yes that too. You gotta understand tho, those people are hated by true /pol/sters as well. You don't just yell and people and call them sheep if you want stuff to happen, silently and politely give them the information and let them come to their own conclusions

>>52048050
Not to my knowledge. I usually post it with the question: "Which legwear is the best?"

>>52047778
That girl on the left has fucked herself, comfy girls are much cuter

>>52047647

it's only half a page, google won't work.

I don't remember the name, but it was a short, 5 chapter thing I read on mangahere. A nice little read.

>>52048076
You idiot.

>>52047459
I love how the guy with the mohawk wants a knight.

>>52048048
They need to stop drawing these things back-to-front, it's confusing as hell.

>>52048076
>>52048109
I have not seen such faggortry since the last time I was on /v/

>>52047598
>ywn see snow white go from 0 to slut in 10 seconds

now come at me f4gg0t

Who has last picture you nigger?

>>52048089
Source?

>>52048051
>4th row
>1st image
Go on, Linda...

>>52048186
No Linda, stop that

>>52048184
Plastic Nee-San.
>>52048181
kek

>>52048195
not today schlomo!

>>52047477
>Vegeta's cosplayer is taller than Goku's

itjustbugsme.jpg

>>52047471
Source? This looks interesting

>>52048323
Disney's Atlantis movie.

It has it's moments.

>>52048323
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Characters/AtlantisTheLostEmpire

>>52048219

This looks familiar.

>>52046685
What are they looking at?

>>52046097
>>52046161
Can you imagine the smell?

>>52048015
Except in RD, where she's solid Endgame material.

>>52048219
is

this

a

mother

fucking

jo

jo

reference

>>52044564

Sweet jesus, I'm dieing

>>52046817
Well shit I don't think I'm ever eating raw meat in this lowkey-crazy goddamn country again

>>52048604
Not all time stops are. Why in the world would you think that? (I'd like a source, personally)

>>52048742

I mean the good news is that since toxoplasma is chiefly an animal disease, most humans who contract it are asymptomatic carriers.

Still though, better safe than sorry.

>>52047750
Standing around with your dick out in a room with 20 other guys with their dicks out, all whistling Dixie and waiting for a rape, is weirder.

>>52048849
>Standing around

newfag detected.

The pre-rape gathering is the time for vital limbering up and stretches. Nothing ruins a mass sex-crime like cramp.

>>52048742

I think it's from an ad for a game.

>>52049007
>>52048742
An ad for Philips TV, actually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5yhxqkJiAQ

>>52048604
>>52049007
It's an ad for a really nice camera

>>52048048
I don't get it

>>52047510
Fucking Drow bitches.

>>52047750
What if a girl doesn't show up? Then your just standing around naked like a bunch of assholes.

>>52049410
Nah, you either volunteer the most recent member of your circle or draw straws.

>>52048019
fucking Alan Moore

>>52048041

>High Jump
>Crowd cheering
>Huff Huff
>Fist clenching noise
>There really isn't a good translation for this
> I can go over it! alternatively I can get over it!
>Again, no going English translation for this sound effect, but if give the feeling of barely making it, maybe skimming the bar.
>Waa it's sort of a shock and awe noise, an gasp if yo will.
>No explanation needed.

I laughed my fucking ass off.

>>52046039
>>52046812
Is that a KotH reference?

>>52049490
DESU, I don't think that comic really needed a translation for the joke to be understood

If you just wanted to flex your big dick translating skills, that's fine too though

>>52049145
>I don't get it
Every fucking thread.

The point of a GM is to act as the player's antagonist, but to always hold back to that victory is achievable - so that the player can "outsmart you."
GM allows players to succeed in order for everyone to have fun, and the players take all the credit for succeeding thinking that they "outsmarted" their GM.

>>52049731

Mostly I just wanted to show off. I get a kick out of it whenever I see something in Korean online because it means I get to use my language skills, and I couldn't help myself. Sorry if it was irritating.

>>52049804
I understand, I do it to practice my moonspeak

>>52049878

There just aren't many opportunities since I've come back you know?

I'm actually about to go, March 20th I'm leaving to study at a college in Kyoto. My girlfriend is currently in Korea teaching. Study all you can man, you don't want to lose it.

>>52043786
This is cute.

>>52047600
It's amazing

I can't even tell what level of irony he's operating on

He might have transcended the concept entirely and is actually communicating via some sort of acausal meta-ironic humour.

>>52046363
>strawmanning this hard at someone asking a simple question

>>52046429
>The women will exchange passive aggressive hate with each other
Do you only know terrible women or something
The women I know behave like sane human beings

>>52046449
this is all too accurate.

>>52049791

How the fuck does any of what you wrote relate to the picture posted in >>52048048

>>52050152

Oh man, read his twitter feed.

Chuck Tingle is a goddamn national treasure, and the Unknown Armies GM of your dreams.

>>52046523

Sauce?

>>52047217
I don't get it

>>52047268
I love how the hat and gloves make expressions of their own

>>52048053
>You don't just yell and people and call them sheep if you want stuff to happen, silently and politely give them the information and let them come to their own conclusions
I wish more people realized this.

>>52047459
bottom left is /tg/

>>52043782
it's a belt

>>52047752
not tg related but hilarious