Worst Group

Pic related: its some of the DM's shitty art

>Teen Drama
>Being scared of some faggot
>'Lul guyz tell me about your worst group mine was so bad'

So one pulled a gun on me. When I refused to follow one of the party members actions.

>>52031076
>>everyone gets in fights over next couple days on Discord
this is the exact moment in the story where I feel old

>>52031076
Tell your next story kid, this was a good read.

>>52032632
Agreed

>>52031076
>10th Grade
>Discord

This anon isn't bannu yet because?????

>>52032546
Damn, you played with Wil Wheaton?

>>52031076
>8th grade,
>discord
Fuck off underage.

>>52031076
8th + 9th grade
This some sort of trolling? We have a MTG high school post right now too.

ok since like 2 people asked for the next story ima tell it (also oops sorry for being under aged i didnt know you had to be 18 to talk about fucking d&d)

>second quarter of 9th grade
>our DM is bejng sketchier than ever
>starts saying he is a "anarcho communist"
>likes lefty pol
>one day looks up the anarchist's cookbook on a school computer
>gets suspended
>everyone starts calling us the "bomb squad"

Side note: Since im somewhat normal people don't associate me with them and don't call me bomb squad, most people assume i hang out with the scary white kid so i get warned before he decides to pull up in his fursuit and tec-9

>gets suspened for a week
>laughing stock of school
>when he comes back, some people started bullying him more
>really funny because he takes it like a bitch
>sessions start to be more political
>goes on rants about how he thinks the workers are gonna unite and take over and have a commie revolution
>also believes in anarcho communism where the state will control all the means of production like in communism but there also wont be a state
>the edge is real
>thinks we all agree with him just because we dont want to argue cus he is a fucking psycopath
>one week before winter break
>people decide it would be funny to fuck with the bomb squad one last time before school gets out
>tell the principal that they saw texts between DM and his GF about how they were gonna bomb the school
>prinicpal falls for it
>both called to office
>stay there for rest of day
>not sure what to do as i am kinda tricked myself
>then it hits me
>mother fucker is so poor he doesnt even have a fucking phone
>principal figures this out too
>NEVER TELLS THE STUDENTS
>whole school still thinks that the kid is gonna bomb the school to this day

I hope i can tell more stories but apparently im gonna get banned, sorry folks

>>52032424
No i just wanted to hear people's stories, and yes, in retrospect he is a faggot

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>>52036170
>i hang out with the scary white kid so i get warned before he decides to pull up in his fursuit and tec-9

Kek.

You're a smart kid, if you don't get banned then stick around with us fa/tg/uys.

>>52035002
to be contrarian, i think that was supposed to be 10th grade
>but still

>>52036170
>>52031076

Kek, i feel bad for you anon
Maybe next time you'll find better guys who play with, good luck

>>52036170
>so i get warned before he decides to pull up in his fursuit and tec-9
okay, kek, this redeemed the underageb& and first post

>>52031076
worst group i've been in was an online game with some friends
>second game i'd ever played, first game they'd played
>DM, his girlfriend, friend, and me
>3.5e
>friend makes a chaotic evil werewolf
>i make a halfling, rogue with a pair of sickles, or something
>pretty sure i wanted to go full tripfiend
>girlfriend makes something
>game doesn't even get off the ground because the DM and girlfriend broke up
that's about it

'''worst''' group was another online game, with a completely different crowd
>i'm running GURPS, modern campaign, 'five minutes into the future' style
>friend, a guy from my arma group, some chick my friend knew, and screwball
>friend who'd got us all together makes a fat bad cop, gluttonous
>shtick that lets him safely carry a donut and cup of coffee no matter what he's doing, he's named 'chunk mcdonut'
>arma guy makes ex-mil soldier with demolitions experience, 'samson'
>blackmailed into working with the crew
>chick makes a rogue cyborg, 'naomi'
>nothing more than that really
>screwball is some kind of special needs or something
>there really isn't any way to summarise him
>he shows up on roll20 like two hours before each session
>finds incredibly specific rules in the books very fast
>but still can't build a character to save his life
>character ends up a clusterfuck
>adolf hitler, 12 year old hitman, 'raised by the streets'
>ultimately, chunk's player basically has to be his handler
>tases him ingame when he fucks up; surprisingly effective
>they're all hired by a shady corp as deniable assets, shadowrun style, given a safehouse
the game ended in a burning clusterfuck as adolf's home-built meth lab exploded, just as police tipped off by samson arrived, with naomi having been killed the previous session for trying to drown adolf in the party's van by driving it off a pier.
best worst group, ever.