What are the best dnd jokes? Post your best dnd jokes, story's

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You're a joke of a GM.

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I feel like you could've played that out better, but you do you, bud

>>52027653
They knew it was coming still fucked it up

>>52027629
>What are the best dnd jokes?
3.5 and 5e.

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>>52028390
You forgot Pathfinder.

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>>52028421
Quotes from Pathfinder General:

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/post/51437301/
>I was going to apply with a shota kitsune vigilante shapeshifting/genderbending into a titty monster girl. The girl would be his masked persona. After all, disguising as different gender is something like -2 penalty and kitsune have Realistic Likeness which allows for actual gender cahnge.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/post/51471377/
>That's okay. I really liked your foxwife. I'd take her as a PC in any game I ran. I even masturbated to her!

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/post/51520494/
>Is it okay to play a CN zenko kitsune hunter who wears a Demon Mother's Mask and gets intimate with their animal companion?

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>>52028566
I'm glad I never ventured into that hive of scum and villainy.

>>52028566
I dont get all the hate dnd players got for pathfinder. For what I saw in their general thread, nobody playing pathfinder cares for your rule system nor shit talk you. So why all the hate? I understand that this is 4chan, and hating stuff is almost a hobby.

>>52029037
>hating stuff is almost a hobby.
Why do you ask then?

>>52028566
Fucking hell. Is it weird that my group just plays normal-ass Pathfinder? No one plays Kitsune except one guy who we literally stopped inviting back solely because of that choice.

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>>52029474
We play normal-ass Pathfinder, but our group seems to love Kitsune. I count about four times someone has played a Kitsune. Oracle, Bard, Cleric of Pharasma, and Ninja, respectively.

Never had lewd shit beyond fade to black, and even then, it's rare.

I had to reject two of my players' character concepts. They wanted to play Chinese necromancer twins, which is absolutely impossible.

I mean, everyone knows to Wongs can't make a Wight.

>>52028421
Pathfinder < literally rolling dice to see who gets to eat a pile of shit next

>>52029037
Ok, listen up real quick:

Pathfinder itself is just a poorly made game. It still works sure, but between broken options and trap options, it's basically a game like GURPS that requires the GM to construct the metagame before you even start playing.

Now, Pathfinder General, on the other hand, used to be only mildly lewd. Maybe risque, but nowhere near as degenerate as it is now. This all changed when /wst/ was removed and we went full blue board, and in order to maintain /tg/'s rep as being /d/-lite, we have one anon, Kitsune-poster, who consistently posts his fetish in the thread, and brings up lewd, system generic questions to the OP.

The result is that perverts use /pfg/ as an excuse to be degenerate while hardly playing the system, while the actual pathfinder players become known as the most degenerate community on the board.

Of course, using /pfg/ for lewds is still a better use for the thread than actually discussing Pathfinder, so really it's no great loss.

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>>52030337