Retarded Business Ideas

>>52017006
Lobbying for new atomic testing to make money off of replacing a nearby cities lightbulbs from the emp shockwave

>>52017006
California gold rush trail

Buy lakes worth of water, sell it for super high prices.

>>52017031
This is like reading a post on /biz/

It's so simple

Construct a machine to remove the knowledge that you can peel fruits such as oranges so that they become edible from the entire population save yourself and some confidants. Then make secret fruit-peeling business that takes your inedible fruits and turns them into things you can eat

Begin turning pedestrians into skeltals at random, then charge their loved ones to change them back.

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>>52017006
Ace Ventura as a smuggler in Episode 8 would be the most awesome shit ever!

Delete the animes. If the robots want their waifus back they must pay you in GBP and/or tendies which you can then monopolize and sell back to their mothers for exorbitant prices

>>52017006
Honest work.

>>52017006
1. read that lemon juice can be used as invisible ink
2. decide based on this that if you put lemon juice on your face, it will make you invisible
3. begin crime spree
4. rob a bank
5. steal forty cakes
6. and that's terrible

actually happened, by the way

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect