stat me, /tg/

>>51999214
HP: Yes
Damage: Infinite
Special Effect: Fuck You

>>51999214
It looks an aweful lot like Caine's stat block. "You lose."

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>>51999214
Sigil CITY OF DOORS
TN Planar Hub Metropolis
Corruption +5; Crime +3; Economy +7; Law +3; Lore +6; Society -2
Qualities: Ward Dependent
Danger +15

DEMOGRAPHICS

Government Disstabilized Council Hierarchy
Population 235,000 Permanent Residence

Notable NPCs
Lady of Pain (Distant Ruler)

MARKETPLACE

Base Value 36,000 gp; Purchase Limit 300,500 gp; Spellcasting 8th
Minor Items 3d20; Medium Items 4d8; Major Items 1d10

>>51999214
> stat the lady of pain

Do you want us to die anon?

>>51999214
Plot device/10

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Athletics: 4
Affection: 0
Skill: 4
Cunning: 2
Luck: 1
Will: 2

Maid Types: Cool/Cool
Maid Colors: Silver hair, gold eyes, red uniform

Special Qualities: Quiet, Accessory - Spikes

Maid Roots: Who Knows?
Stress Explosion: Violence
Maid Weapon: Knife/Scalpel

Trauma: Social Stigma
Complexes: Tall, Own Interior
Maid Power: Trespass. You can take 1D6 Stress to intrude on a battle, love scene, etc. You can also butt in after the action has ended, and this can even work when someone is using World For Two.

Favor: 0
Spirit: 20

Name: Her Serenity
Age: pretty darn old

Large fey beast XP 700
Initiative +6 Senses Perception +12; low-light vision
HP 212; Bloodied 106
AC 22; Fortitude 22, Reflex 19, Will 20
Saving throws+2
Speed 7
Action points1
Claw (standard; at-will)
Reach 2; +12 vs AC; 2d6+5 damage
Double Attack (standard; at-will)
The owlbear makes two claw attacks. If both claws hit the same target, the target is grabbed (until escapes).
Bite (standard; at-will)
Grabbed target only; automatic hit; 4d8+5 damage.
Stunning Screech (immediate reaction, when first bloodied; encounter)
Close burst 1; +10 vs Fortitude; the target is stunned (save ends)
Align. UnalignedLang. None
Skills None
Str 20 (+9)Dex 14 (+6)Wis 16 (+7)
Con 16 (+7)Int 2 (0)Cha 10 (+4)
Equipment None

Seriously guys, I need stats.

I want to prove to my GM how awesome my character is, and I wanted to show him by killing the LoP in 1v1.

Pathfinder stats, please.

>>52004939
Heh.

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>>51999262
>>51999214
In a way they're very similar. Her "flail" attack is the DM ripping up the player's character sheet while the Maze attack is kicking that player out until they're less of a fuckup.

>>52004939
Oh! It's not the 3.5 owlbear!