>you will never be a dwarf Give me a reason to live

>>51990308
Can you grow a beard?

Are you short?

Can you use a hammer? A pickaxe?

If you answered "Yes" to any of these, there may still be hope.

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>>51990308
>he wants to lose his bonus human skill and feat

>>51990308
>Give me a reason to live
You will never be a dwarf

>manlet

>>51990308
Do some charity work for you local soup kitchen.

>>51990308
>Give me a reason to live

How can I give you something that doesn't exist?

>>51990308
If you die you might reincarnate as an elf

>>51990308
You could get a gf

>>51990308
>you will never be a dwarf
Sounds like a good enough reason to live to me

>>51990308
you can still be a man

>>51990308

Dwarves are an overused cliche that today are only put into settings by lazy pandering hacks. So are humans. Look on the bright side, it's all the same shit.

well at least you're tall, right op?

>>51990308
When will they learn?

>>51990397
>>51990792
sounds like elf talk to me

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>>51991579
Only dwarves think being a dwarf is a good thing. They were literally a failed attempt at making humans

Achondroplasia ain't a joke anon.

> tfw 5'9
> tfw a dwarf in real life

You can at least smell like one.

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>>51991658

But they were FIRST

>>51993462
>implying first is best
Illuvatar likes humans best and they were last

>>51990863
Tell me about the great races.

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>>51993475
>comes last
>dies first
>brags about it
wow what a great gift Eru gave you

>>51993560
>implying death is the end for men
Dwarves are just mad their fate after death wasn't even important enough to state

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>>51993588
psh... Mahal totally built great halls for us to await the end of the world... no you can't see them...

>>51990308
Maybe, with more progress in genetic engineering and Nanotechnology, your dream shall come true. Do not give up hope just yet, Anon.

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>>51995757
>Supports genetic engineering and modification
I can get beh-
>Wants to use this to create dwarves
>Not catgirls for domestic ownership

>>51995918
Why not both? The possibilities are limited only by your imagination and the number of available test subjects.

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>>51990308
>ywn be an elf, why even live?

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>>51990308
>>51996582
You can be an elf

>>51993398
nigger if you think that qualifies as "dwarf" you're well beyond retarded

>>52001235
He's posting /fit/ memes, don't fall for it.

>>51990308
>at least you arent a dwarf?

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>>52000099
>ywn be an elf

>>52000099
Yay, now people only have to look at me to know I am an autist.

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>>51996582