MiniDRACS

fleshlight

A torch to heat up only parts of a piece while you are working on it for Blacksmithing.

Bed warmer.

>>51983832
Suicide preventer

>>51983832
Anti-pickpocketing device. It's hoard is your purse!
Homing pigeon.
Paperweight
Like a shoulder parrot, only scalier.
Flashlight.

>>51983852
With teeth?
Kinky.

>>51983832
Friend and confidant.

>>51984034
>Implying dragons have teeth in their vag

>>51983832
Snarky sidekick. Always count on a dragon to poke fun and laugh at the stupid, puny mortals.
Universal key. I dare you to find a lock immune to (mini) dragonfire.
Financial advisor. There's a trick to bartering with a dragon - don't.
Lie detector. Dragons have very finely tuned bullshit detectors, and now you have one that fits in you pocket.
Portable morale. He's just that damn adorable.
Ultimate investment. If you live long enough to see him grow up, you have one hell of a contact.

Vermin. Kill all wyrms on sight.

>>51984034
>Anti-pickpocketing device. It's hoard is your purse!
Brilliant.

>>51983865
How?

>>51983865
alternatively, suicide weapon

>>51984034
>Anti-pickpocketing device. It's hoard is your purse!
What if you want to spend your gold tho?

>>51984767
>chloroform

>>51984767
Fight it to assert your dominance

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>>51983832

a. squamigera might be the most aesthetic animal species on earth. it's a shame they're hate filled venom missiles

A cute lil buddy to carry around in your shirt pocket like a mama kangaroo

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>>51984704
>How?
Comedy.

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Keeps your purse safe

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>>51984704
>>51989039
Cuteness.

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>>51984704
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>>51989136
Cuddling.

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>>51984704
>>51989039
>>51989136
>>51989150
Keeping in your pocket.

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>>51984704
>>51989039
>>51989136
>>51989150
>>51989172
Catching mail.

>>51984356
> There's a trick to bartering with a dragon - don't.
I tought that trick was for bartering with dwarves?

For the tiny desk engineer to ride on

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0sLwHisz8TU

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>>51983832
Damn, these snakes are so fucking cash. Why are all the coolest snakes poisonous?

>>51988062
>hpl. squamous

There was a small breed of dog that the Chinese would keep hidden in their sleeves which they believed could sense evil. If the sleeve dog bit the other man when you went to shake hands it meant he was evil. Mini drake evil detectors?

>>51990376
That's the funny thing. One time, a long time ago, a dragon started to barter with a dwarf.

...

...yep, they're still going at it.

>>51990567
Because they either have to camouflage to hunt efficiently or be noticeable so predators fuck off.

>>51989077
Even from you. And I don't even want to think about what that corrosive dragon piss is doing to the coinage of the realms.

>>51989039
>>51989077
>>51989136
>>51989150
>>51989172
There needs to be more pocket dragons in our settings.

>>51992253
I would put them in mine, but the entire point of the setting is dragons rule the world.

>>51992403
Easily fixed, make them the overlords of the local Garden Gnome colony or the Ant people kingdom from the field across the road

>>51992650
But there are no gnomes. The Lowland Wyverns hunted them to extinction.

>>51992674
That's just what the World Council of Gnomish Lawyers and Moneychangers wants you to think! You've fallen to Gnomish illusions! Pull the enchantment from your eyes before it is too late!

>>51992691
>>51992691
All while the Ants run amok unchecked! Sure the Black one's are ok, but have you seen the crime statistics on the Fire Ants?! We honestly NEED dragons to keep the violent tendencies of these barbarous races in check! At least until some sort of 'solution' is found to 'finally' put an answer to the Gnomish Question.

>>51992762
Dragons fear no arthropod.

Except the cavern serpents who compete with the giant centipedes.

>>51992762
>At least until some sort of 'solution' is found to 'finally' put an answer to the Gnomish Question.
Lowland Wyverns answered that question already. Burrowed into their little prairie homes and ate them all. The little scaly retards are good at something I'll give you that.

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>>51983832
TOADSLINGERS!

>>51990567
The best snakes are venomous. Or constrict. Or both.

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>>51993973
half dragon half frog, you got a french

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>>51994332
Nah, that's half frog, half wench.

Half dragon half frog is a flagon.

Or a... dog.

>>51993973
wut

>>51984767
It's trained not to attack YOU.

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>apprentice
>maid
>bath attendant

>>51989172
>tiny nargacuga

NEED IT

>>51992253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX2CzDH5bZI

>>51997769

I'm pretty sure dragons don't have mons pubis

>>51991395
Welp im adding that story to my campaign.

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>>51992403
>turns out the great dragon emperor is a lot smaller in person than he is in the paintings

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eating

>>52003013
Glad to be of service, have fun.

>>51983852
Reminds me of a picture drawn by the guy who makes good looking horse, but also has a fetish for snakes penetrating female lizard genitals and getting trampled.

>>51992403
The mini dracs are their babies that need human contact to develop.
>DracoJaffa

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>>51984356
>Ultimate investment. If you live long enough to see him grow up, you have one hell of a contact.

Or your kids
>human/dragon adventuring team
>parents adopted the dragon when you were a child
>you still think of him as your little brother