The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her

>>51983191
Actually, it turns out the Princess is a doppelganger who was pretending to be a princess in disguise pretending to be a member of my party the whole time!

>>51983205

Actually, the entire party is doppelgangers pretending to be adventurers. The princess is a doppelganger from another clan of doppelgangers who has infiltrated the adventurer-doppelganger party by claiming to be a real adventurer who is secretly a princess.

>>51983191
>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult.
Decline.
Petty royal succession troubles for what... One country? On one world?
A little below my pay grade.

>>51983191
Actually this is a doppelganger thread disguised as a princess thread

>>51983330
The shapeshifters grow ever bolder, sire!
In fact... they are in this very room right now!

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>>51983284
The DM pulls off his face mask and says "HAHAHAHA!" and two of the players pull off their face masks and say "HAHAHAHA!!" and a third player bursts into tears and claims they were a woman the whole time and the fourth player stands up and pulls out his FBI badge which prompts the DM to pull off yet another face mask revealing that he is Donald Trump to which two of the other players pull off their own second set of face masks and reveal themselves to be Saddam Hussein and the Sandy Hook Shooter and the FBI agent reveals that he is actually Albert Einstein.

>>51983191
I murder her for wasting out time

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>>51983364

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>>51983364
Sir! The radar! It appears to be... jammed!

>>51983191

...Are we the cult?

https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU

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>>51983191
>The King

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>>51983488
>>51983191
>it turns out that The King is actually The Country

>>51983191
Does the Kong offer you jewels? Enough to make you all kings yourselves? With offerings of plenty more where that came from? Does your party wish to see an old man with only love for his daughter die happily?

>>51983191
We'll just have our wizard transform themselves to look like the princess so we can get the reward, and then get the hell out of there!

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>>51983526
>The monarch represents the State
This is good

>The monarch is a king
>The monarch doesn't rule by popular sovereignity
>The "monarch" isn't a Roman style dictator who saves the Republic in times of crisis
Get this guy out of here.

>>51983191
I fuck the princess, whether she wants to or not.

>>51983588
>The "monarch" isn't a Roman style dictator who saves the Republic in times of crisis
This has never gone poorly before.

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>>51983191
turns out the King is a doppelganger who was pretending to be a king in disguise pretending to be a wizard of my party the whole time!

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>>51983284
The new referee is openly a doppelganger, they transform to look like NPCs or do character voices.
The PCs are all "secretly" playing doppelgangers to haze her.

>>51983191
We rape the princess, wait till she gives birth then skinn her and have our necromancer turn her into a skinn suit to infiltrate the court with a baby that has the royall bloodline.
Raise the kid to be OP as fuck and favour his ''Uncles'' who saved his mom.

Retire as LE officialls.

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>>51983620
Providence has not only given me repeating digits twice, but it has given me the exact same repeating digits twice in a row. Your argument is invalid.

>>51983569
The princess is the wizard

>>51983666
Didn't know Satan posted on /tg/. On the other hand, it doesn't surprise me.

>>51983663
>The cult is actually the Royal Guard in hiding.
>The Royal Guard in the palace right now are Dopplegangers serving the Doppleganger King.
>The Cult Leader is a second doppleganger pretending to be the real king.
>He's pretending to organize retaking the throne and throwing the dopplegangers out, while secretly hindering their efforts.

>>51983666
Too many steps.

http://www.d20srd.org/srd/psionic/powers/mindSeed.htm

>>51983191
>Implying we didn't know she was a princess the entire time.
>Implying I'm not secretly playing one of her servants that the King asked to keep an eye on her.
>Implying the King doesn't know and isn't just reminding her to visit home every once in a while.
We playing Fire Emblem. The fact that we have nobility with us is pretty much a given.

>>51985033
>using a psionic power that doesn't actually put you in their mind just copies yours over theirs.
>not using True Mind Switch and disposing of your previous body.

It's like you don't want to rule a kingdom.

>>51985346
If I only have one copy of my mind, how can I simultaneously be head of both the Secular and Religious authorities, as both monarch and high priest(ess), while simultaneously maintaining the appearance of them being separate entities?

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>>51985346
>It's like you don't want to rule a kingdom.
That sounds like a pain in the ass.
It is enough for the ruler to share my views.

>>51983191
Smack the shit out of the Princess for making us do all this work. Tie the bitch up and bring her home, get paid.

Blame it on the cultists when the king asks.

>>51986099
>Smack the shit out of the Princess for making us do all this work.
Do you like, hate getting paid or something?

>>51986197
I hate doing unnecessary work.

There were other jobs we could've taken. Jobs that could've actually meant something. But instead we were props in the Princess' story making time that she'll share with the other royal sows when they're too old to do stuff like this again.

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>a princess murderhoboing for a week across the kingdom

git ye gone, filthy peasants, I will bathe in thy blood

>>51986099
>Blame it on the cultists when the king asks.
Because he is certain to believe you over his daughter when she tells him what really happened.

>>51986628
Blame cult trickery.

Worst case scenario she still has to explain why she received payment to rescue herself.

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>>51983205
>>51983284
>>51983330
>>51983364

>>51986670
>Worst case scenario she still has to explain why she received payment to rescue herself.
AFTER you've been executed for assaulting a royal.

>>51986682
That's really spooky.
He's not just good with dumpire faces and cool beauties.

>>51983191
Yeah, and?
Was the Princess just supposed to leave her twin sister's rescue in the hands of a bunch of murderhobos?

>>51987415
Well, his last manga was horror. Maybe he just didn't want it to go to waste.

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>>51983191
>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult. After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom, it turns out the Princess was the friendship you made along the way!

>>51986670
turns out the Princess is a Jewpelganger

>>51983191
I TOLD YOU FOOLS TO CHECK FOR ILLUSIONS

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>>51983191
>>51990249
>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult. After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom, the part knocks out one of their members and disguises her as the Princess. Unbenounced to the rest of the party, she was the Princess in disguise as a member of your party the whole time!

>>51983191
I'd probably be very upset. I could have been saving people who actually needed me instead of catering to some spoiled bitch's whim.

>>51990585
>After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom,

>>51990601
Pretty sure it's implied the murderhoboing was spent tracking her down through the cult (who, as it turns out, dindu nuffin).

>>51983191
>The King asks your party to find the Princess and >rescue her from the vile cult. After a week of >general murderhoboing your way across the >kingdom, it turns out the Princess in disguise as a >member of your party the whole time!

So you're telling me...YOU'RE TELLING ME...we turned the princess into a murderhobo?
What's the problem again?

>>51990628
Murderhoboing is ALWAYS the party giving no fucks.

>>51983664
One of the players do a crazy good impression, the referree is inpressed. Changelings happen.

>>51983191
Autism

>the princess is a magical horse

>>51983191
>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult. After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom, it turns out a member of your party was in disguise as the princess the whole time!

>>51983191
The King asks your party to find the vile cult and rescue the Princess from it. After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom, one of your players bothers to reads their pre-generated character's backstory and it turns out she was the Princess in disguise the whole time!

>>51983399

is this Jab? If so, which Jab

>>51983321
Thanks for playing along chum

>>51983205
>The entire party is made up of princes and princesses who would rather adventure than fulfill their social obligations
>Regularly have to deal with assassins and adventurers trying to "rescue" specific party members

Enemy 1: Fear not princess we have come to save you from these brigands
Party member 1: Fuck off.
Enemy 1: What? Do we do now?
Enemy 2: The king never said she had to come willingly just that he wanted us to bring her back.

The entire party was dopplegangers of the original real party who was the vile cult who was keeping a doppleganger of the princess hostage while the doppelgangers had the real princess in their party because the king is a doopelganger of the real king who is dead.

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>>51983191
Suddenly the party loses interest in sharing their sexual consists from during their adventure with the knights of a mug of ale.

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>>51998263

What?

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>>51998714
The party had lots of raunchy sex with each other, is what I'm saying.

>>51998829
Well yeah. You get lonely on those long journeys, and everyone is so physically fit.

>>51983191
>The whole party consists of disguised runaway princesses from rival kingdoms

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>>51983191
Take her over the knee and spank her thoroughly for worrying her father, endangering herself, and wasting our time.

>>51999109
Is this before or after you mindlessly murderhobo'd across the continent?

>>51999132
Judging by OP, I assume after or part say through.

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What is her cuteness level? How high her pattablity? How prone I'd she to smugness and ojou laughs?

Critical data.

>>51999322
>What is her cuteness level?
Mid.
>How high her pattablity?
High.
>How prone I'd she to smugness
Low.
>and ojou laughs?
n/a

>>51998883
Why pay for a prostitute when you got a free hi of meat in your party?

>>52000694
The lack of smug smug and ojou laughs is a serious hit.

>>51983191
Well if we're talking about overly-complicated plots my current campaign is about the players who are secretly cultists (from different cults,, completely unaware of each other's true motives) pretending to be adventurers who have recently been rused by the king who is secretly a vampire into giving the princess of a neighboring kingdom a necklace that is secretly possessed by a demon. Unfortunately just after they gave it to her the royal banquet erupted into violence as a giant statue from another kingdom was secretly a trojan horse where cultists from a completely unrelated cult were secretly hiding in.

>>51983321
>Petty royal succession troubles for what... One country? On one world? A little below my pay grade.
When you're so insecure, you have to project your power fantasy even on /tg/.

>>52000883
There is no cure for bad taste.

>>52001213
Details.

>>51990633
>...we turned the princess into a murderhobo?

In all fairness, your majesty, we're aware of what goes on in the court. We're doing your princess a favor by training her before her rivals make their move.

When did this stop being a doppelganger thread?

>>52001213
this sounds awesome!
also that's a lot of cultists!

>>51983191
>SQUARE ENIX
What's that picture from?

>>52006295
If we were all talking about how we're doppelgangers, we wouldn't be very good doppelgangers, anon.

>>52008623
t. Mimic

>>52008639
>Mimic
I want /pal/ to leave.

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>>52006497
OOPS All Cultists!

>>51983191
She's getting punched in the tit for making us go out of our way for what could have been an easy paycheck.

>>52008575
According to our Russian contacts, it's for some mobile game called "Lost Crusade."

>The King asks your party to find the Princess and rescue her from the vile cult.
>After a week of general murderhoboing your way across the kingdom
>it turns out you were the Princess all along

>>51983419

What do you mean jammed? And what flavor?

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>>52011176
Strawberry.

>>51983191

REQUESTING CUTE AND/OR LEWD PRINCESS ART

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>>52011643
Hello I am a cute and perfectly normal princess. Please, rest on this cute and perfectly normal bed by laying prone on it without weapons.

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>>52011643

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>>52011643
Best princess.

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>>52011643

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>>52011643
Elves are quick to emit lewdness.

>>52012118
Sounds legit

>>51987415
Who?

>>52012756
The author of Jitsu wa Watashi wa. It's good, read it.

>>51983191
Time to start regretting having casual sex with the party members

>>51983592
I want to go second! Gimme a turn with the royal booty!

>>51997778
i think its "Dat Ass"

>>51983191
ask her, how she was able to escape the cult?

>>52014242 c >>51983459

>>52012833
At least you didn't have the princess being a maid.

>>51983191

Turns out the Princess just Really Loves killing people

Luckily she has no desire to rule and is far down the line of succession

>>51998218
underrated

>>51983546
Nice reference.

>>51983191
>One party member reveals she was the princess
>Another reveals he was secretly the captain of the royal guard on a mission to make sure the princess stayed safe
>A third reveals that she was a spy who was recalled to ensure that the Captain's loyalties remained to the crown and had not been compromised by enemy assets.
>The fouth reveals that he was a double agent working for the royal family pretending to be a foreign agent pretending to be a party member
>Fifth reveals that he was the Prince of the neighboring country who had his court wizard implant a false memory in the fourth party member that he was a double agent, originally to orchestrate the death of the princess as the hands of cultists, but instead the prince fell in love with the Princess over the course of their journey together.
>Sixth party member reveals that he was actually the King himself, who was aware of the Prince's plot and was using his daughter as bait to lure out the would-be assassins.

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>>52019322

>>52013327
No, it' the new one with mind control gmilf ex.

>>52019322
...so, wait, who do the cultists have?

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>>52019322 >>52019519
Aaaand saved.

>>52020463
It'd be better as a gif.

>>52012219
>Functionally useless chains used to add light bondage appeal to a pic

At least restrain your elves properly, REEEE!

>>52020751
You didn't notice the padlocked leather strap holding her down?

>>52020847
That's a collar, and far too loose, at that.

>>52020862
Looks to me more like its attached to whatever she's on, but you're the one who REEE'd, mayb you know more.

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>>52020923
I've seen a lot of anime chicks in bondage in my time, and that's a collar. Something tethering her to the bed would look more like pic related.

>>51983191
Get pissed at party member for wasting our time.

Probably has a good reason but I still could have died needlessly.

>>52019322
>Seventh party number was an oblivious rube, but solved all the puzzles in the dungeon.

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>>52019322
>Everyone looks to the final party member who hasn't reveal anything yet
>The kid tells them he isn't anyone else but himself
>They don't believe him
>They all go on a quest to find out who's disguising himself as the kid
>The kid is no longer having fun

>>52012161
Respectfully, I must disagree. Star Butterfly is the best princess. BEFORE gaining the magic wand that passes from mother to daughter, she was fighting monsters and taming wild unicorns. Within seconds of receiving said wand she had set fire to a rainbow.

Also her goto attack is Magic Narwhal Blast. Her most powerful attack is Spider with a Hat! (and a laser cannon)

>>51983191
>The princess announces herself
>"So who was kidnapped?"
>Go to vile cult
>Defeat cult boss
>The hostage is another princess (male) from the king
>Go back to kingdom
>"Thank you brave anon you are allowed to marry the princess (male)!"
>Want to ask if I can fuck the queen but can't say in front of everyone
>No way fag

>>52019322
This is essentially a plot summary of The Man Who Was Thursday by G.K. Chesterton